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Yeah, so my name is Parker and I'm here because I'm single and want to meet a girl
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I've tried other ways to meet girls, but none of them usually work out. So I'm here. Yeah
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Supposed to be going on a date with Lindsay, but
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Instead I'm gonna go on a date with her mom and I guess make my decision whether or not I want to date Lindsay based on that
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Let's do it. I'm Charlie kiss
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Nice to meet you. I'm Parker.
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Nice to meet you as well.
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So, I have very high standards.
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And by extension means that my daughter likes what I like as well.
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Well, I'll have to try my best.
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I'm a pretty simple guy. I just want to make a girl happy.
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I'm concerned.
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He may be not good enough for my daughter.
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But he's nice.
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And he's polite.
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and I'm gonna test him I'm gonna try him and he's very cute and very polite so I'm
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gonna give him a chance okay yeah mrs. kiss seems a little high
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maintenance which probably means her daughter is too but fucking hell she's
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hot and if Lindsay's anything like that I'm perfectly okay with it I want to
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Make my girl happy.
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That's nice.
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Well, you know exactly what we want.
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Where are you bringing me for lunch?
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Surprise.
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Thank you so much.
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I had a great time.
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My daughter going to love you.
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And this restaurant, it was just amazing.
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I had a great time, too.
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I definitely think this date will help me make my decision.
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We didn't have dessert yet.
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You're not done, silly.
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You know what?
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I was not always rich and my driver dropped some bags here.
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I like simple things too.
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Let's make some smores.
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I want to see how you are in the kitchen.
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Okay, yeah.
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I want him for my daughter.
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She deserves very best.
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But I'm going to take him for a test drive first.
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Let'see what he's made of.
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Okay, yeah, Mrs. Kiss is pretty dominant, but I kind of like that.
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And to be honest, I'do anything her daughter says if she's half as hot as her mom is.
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Isn't your daughter going to be home soon?
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She's going to be stuck on her photo shoot.
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And besides, she really needs to test you.
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And if you're good enough, we'll be just happy to have this buy-in.
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You have a big dick. I see it already.
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Fuck, she's gonna love it.
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I'm horny when I see what weapon you have here.
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Oh, fuck.
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I'm going to give you a massage.
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Do you like what you see?
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Yes, I like it.
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I'm going to give you a massage.
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You are good for my daughter.
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That feels good right?
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Yeah
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But you know one thing you cannot handle for sure
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It's this one
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Oh fuck my face come here
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A little more
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There we go
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, my God.
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It's good, right?
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, come over down there.
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Do it like if not tomorrow.
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, I love this chunk.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, my God.
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It'so good!
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Right there, right there
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I feel so fucking good
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Yeah, I can come right here
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Where did we...
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Now you know already where
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Understand it
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Yeah
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You know I was thinking about
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Oh fuck
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Fuck you
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I can come right here
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Stay, stay
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You're doing it.
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Oh, fuck.
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Are you sure you want to do it?
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This way.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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Fuck, yes, paint my ass.
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Harder.
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Fucking vaginas, paint me harder.
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Do it again, you see?
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Right there.
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You feel it?
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Come here.
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I told you I want to be fucked everywhere.
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It'so hot!
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I'm going to go rest up because I may want more.
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Okay, so decision time, I guess.
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I had a really great time with Mrs. Kiss, and I think I could really enjoy dating her daughter.
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So, yeah, I think I'm going to go with Lindsay.
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Definitely going to go with Lindsay.
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It's a very good choice.
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It's really good you picked up Lindsay, but she's not home yet.
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Thank you for watching!
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