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[FILM PROJECTOR REVS]
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[TYPEWRITER TYPING]
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[MUSIC]
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[CHAIN-LINK FENCE RATTLES]
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Brian, right?
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- Yeah.
- Hello. Hi, um, a pleasure!
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- Doctor...
- Nauberger.
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Nauberger.
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Hey, come into my
office and, uh,
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- take a seat.
- This... this is your office?
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Yeah. It's only for
temporary, but, you know.
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- Well, I mean it...
- Come on, take a seat.
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Looked a lot different
on the website.
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I really wouldn't worry
about that, Brian,
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because you're
here to talk to me
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so you just close your eyes.
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Take some deep breaths
and tell me about it.
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Well, I mean, I guess, uh,
it all stems from my father.
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Uh-huh.
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You know what, go ahead
and tell me about that.
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What... what is that smell?
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It's just the dumpster.
It's, it's normal.
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Go ahead and continue where, um,
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you left off. Now
close your eyes.
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Um, like I said, my,
my dad and my sister...
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Uh-huh. Tell me about them.
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Everyone always listens to them.
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And, and for me, it's... nobody,
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nobody gives me
my chance to speak
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and I have so much to say
and so much to give, and,
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and nobody wants to
listen to me. And, Yeah.
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And I just need
someone to, uh, listen.
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- Yeah.
- And, uh... Hmm.
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And are you, are
you listening to me?
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Well, of course I'm listening.
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Perhaps, um, [FLY BUZZING]
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perhaps it's your id.
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Don't worry about the little
flies. It's part of nature.
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Do you know what the id is?
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The id is a manifestation
of your subconscious desire,
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so I think that you
should listen to the id,
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Brian. Okay. You understand?
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I, I, what is, what is
that sound? Who is that?
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[SKATEBOARD ROLLING]
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Oh, don't worry about
him. That's Bobby,
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my son. Hi, Bobby!
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Hey, dad!
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BRIAN: Your son?
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Yeah, but we have to
keep it quiet here
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because he's learning
how to skateboard Now?
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Well, I want to keep him here,
so where I can watch him.
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Okay? So please just continue
from where you left off.
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Yeah, I think our,
our time's up, right?
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No, no, no, no. We
have 30 minutes.
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A good 30 minutes
left. So you go ahead.
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No, you know what, I got,
I got somewhere I gotta be.
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No, no. Just, just...
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So you liked your free trial
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and you, I'll see you next week?
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Yeah. You know what?
I, I gotta be honest.
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The dumpster of
the Chinese food,
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your kid, the, the emails
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that you constantly send
me, I, I, I can't do it.
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I can't...
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The, the trash everywhere.
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Listen, the Groupon deal was...
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Was extremely reasonable,
I know, and you're welcome.
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Listen, I, I, I think I
realized what the problem is.
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- I don't stand...
- Yeah. Good work.
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Don't stand up
for myself enough.
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Excellent.
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Yeah. But stop
with the, the texts
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and the calls and the emails...
You're making progress.
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No, I gotta say no.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait. You need help. Please.
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Let me help you. Okay. Okay.
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Oh, wait, wait. I
have, I have something.
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Hold on.
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[SIGHS] What?
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[PLASTIC UNWRAPPING]
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You will soon create a
favorable impression on someone.
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[SIGHS]
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Hey, that's great news!
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No, no.
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Hey, this kind of stuff
is worth a fortune.
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So I'll see you next
week, okay, bud?
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[CHAIN-LINK FENCE RATTLING]
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Hey, that was great success.
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Great with the
Groupons there, Bobby.
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Marketing genius!
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- Really?
- So, yeah... You make old Pop proud,
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but you show the old popster
a pop shove-off, man.
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Yay! Wow.
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You're a natural, dude.
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Try again.
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Never give up.
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Daddy loves you.
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[SKATEBOARD ROLLING]
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[MUSIC]
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Great session.
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Sorry to hear your father
and sister hate you,
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but maybe they will listen
if you open your heart.
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[DOOR OPENING]
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Dig deep next week
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and tag...
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and...
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post!
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Hey, I-I'm looking
for a Dr. Nauberger.
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I have an appointment.
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- If you can help me?
- Oh!
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Craig, right? Yes?
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- Oh. Oh.
- Hey!
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Dr. Nauberger at your service.
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- All right.
- The power of now.
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- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, yeah.
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No, h-hey, have a seat.
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[TELEPHONE CHATTER]
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Lay back. Put your feet up.
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Did you find the place okay?
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Yeah.
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Lay back. Put your feet up.
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Yeah.
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[EXHALES]
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There you go.
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So did you have a hard
time finding the place?
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No.
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Yeah. Where are you coming from?
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Oh, I live way, way, way down
in the middle of nowhere.
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- Really? Where?
- In Los Angeles.
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Los Angeles, like the
city of Los Angeles?
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Yeah.
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Well, that's uh,
it's not that far.
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No, I live pretty far.
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Took me 15 minutes to get here.
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15 minutes. Oh, interesting.
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[PRINTER PRINTING]
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Wh-what... what are you doing?
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[CAMERA SHUTTERS]
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Oh, no, don't, don't
worry about it.
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It's just for social.
Well, let's get started.
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Would you tell me a bit
about your practice first?
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Practice? I don't need
practice. I know what I'm doing.
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No, like, would you tell
me your methodology?
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Like, is it the
psychoanalytic approach?
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Is it cognitive
behavioral therapy,
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- or is it...
- Oh, that one.
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Uh-huh.
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And where'd you go to school?
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Trident?
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Oh, no, no, no, thanks.
I don't like gum.
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Oh, no, no. Trident University.
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It's a school my
son Bobby found.
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[LAUGHS]
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B-Bobby?
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Bobby? Yeah. He's my son.
You'll meet him. Yeah.
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He is at the skate park though.
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Right.
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Before we start, I just
wanted you to know,
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due to the new offices,
there's gonna be a slight,
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very slight upcharge.
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Oh, but the Groupon said it
was $178 for the session.
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Yeah, but, hm... due
to the new offices,
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it's gonna be
additional 100. So 278.
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Oh, no.
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[LAUGHING] No, I dunno.
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I'm not giving you 2...
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Okay. Okay. So we
can do the 178.
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Yeah, that...
that's what I paid.
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Or 25% off.
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Hey, look, I'm not going
any more than 50% off, okay?
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MAN: Excuse me?
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This is a private office.
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Uh, well, I mean,
the door was open,
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so I thought it was
a public lob-lobby
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for public use, you know.
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No, no. I'm sorry. You're
gonna have to leave.
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[TELEPHONE CHATTER]
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Come on, Craig. Let's go.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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So you don't have an office?
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Not exactly.
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And who was that?
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I don't know. It doesn't matter.
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Hey, have you been
a psychiatrist long?
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Listen, we're here
to talk about you.
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This is only gonna work
if we're open here.
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Okay? So tell me, like,
where do you live?
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Exactly.
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Okay. You know what
I'm sensing from you?
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I'm sensing that you
have some sort of issues
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of where you live
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and you're gonna have
to be open about it.
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Okay?
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Well, I used to have
this nice apartment.
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Well, that does sound nice.
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I got evicted when they
told me I had to pay rent.
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Oh.
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Yeah. That really blindsided me.
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You know, that
happened to me too?
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Ah, perfect.
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Can you, uh, help
me with the couch?
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Oh, this is nice.
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[LAUGHING] - Hmm.
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I like what you
did with the place.
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Uh-huh.
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Now, uh, there's a reason
why you paid for the Groupon,
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and that's because
you need help.
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All right?
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And I'm paying
you for this, huh?
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Time is money. Money is time.
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Okay, here we go.
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All right, have a seat.
Have a seat. Lie down.
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Let's begin.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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[EXHALES]
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So... what's the problem?
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Well, I mean,
it's... social media.
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Mm-hm.
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I don't know if my
friends are trying to
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separate themselves from me.
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I get online and I, I
comment on their pictures.
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I leave stuff on their wall.
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I send them messages
and they never respond.
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Hmm.
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I don't, I don't
know what to do.
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You know, Bobby's a
genius at this stuff.
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And what he tells me to do is
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to direct message
them or DM them.
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What's that?
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Well, that's when
you, um, put up a post
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or something, and then you
send them a message like,
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"Hey, did you like my post?
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Why aren't you
responding 'like'?"
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or something like that.
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That's the weird thing.
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- I'll text them...
- Uh-huh.
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And they'll say, yeah,
sure, let's meet up,
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but they never say
anything online.
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Ah.
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I put them in my top eight, man.
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- Top eight?
- Top eight!
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My only friend left is Tom.
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It's just me and
Tom on there now.
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He's the only person
online with me.
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Sad.
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So I might as well delete
my MySpace because,
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- Well, - well,
what's the point?
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Maybe MySpace isn't for you.
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How many Instagram
followers do you have?
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What are you talking about?
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Instagram? You don't
know Instagram?
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- What's that?
- Oh my goodness.
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Instagram is absolutely
wonderful! Let me show you.
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Okay, here's what I posted
yesterday. See this photo?
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It's of a session, and
I put a little recap of
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what we discussed,
and then I go ahead
258
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and I share it with everybody,
259
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and it really helps my business.
260
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That doesn't really seem
appropriate for a psychiatrist.
261
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Haven't you heard of
doctor-client confidentiality?
262
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No. That's only for crime.
263
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There's no crime committed
here, so it's fine.
264
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[LAUGHING] I don't know
about that because... Oh.
265
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- Speaking of, um...
- Uh-huh.
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[LAUGHS] oh man,
267
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I didn't think I was gonna
talk about this, but...
268
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- I was having...
- Go deep go dark.
269
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No, I was having lunch
with this young lady...
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A virtual lunch, and?
271
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No, no, no, no, no. Just,
just a regular lunch.
272
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Oh, oh... lay down.
273
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I was having lunch
with this young lady,
274
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and I thought like,
oh, she might be nice,
275
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- Mm-hm.
- You know?
276
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I'm gonna get somewhere.
277
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She was a standup comic, - and I thought...
- Mm-hm.
278
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Hm, hm.
279
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And I thought,
280
00:11:06,275 --> 00:11:07,120
you know, she might
be really funny,
281
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and she was!
- Mm-hm.
282
00:11:09,266 --> 00:11:10,900
But she was just
so into her salad.
283
00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:13,475
I couldn't get a word
out of her. You know?
284
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I, I didn't know if it was
me, if it was the salad.
285
00:11:16,650 --> 00:11:18,461
Should I wear more green?
286
00:11:18,541 --> 00:11:19,634
What does that have
to do with anything?
287
00:11:19,658 --> 00:11:20,440
I know. I'm just saying as far
288
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as like, where my life is going.
289
00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,010
What do you think I
should do? I mean, you,
290
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your honest opinion doc.
291
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,115
Like, what do I need?
Like what should I do?
292
00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:31,150
Well, I, I have some
medication that'll
293
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help you in the short term.
294
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Take two of these.
No, take three,
295
00:11:38,370 --> 00:11:40,540
because you're a special case
296
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and it'll help you
relax for a while.
297
00:11:42,630 --> 00:11:43,655
What is it?
298
00:11:45,030 --> 00:11:47,140
Oh, it doesn't
matter. Just take it.
299
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Looks like Advil.
300
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:52,703
Well, it does, but just take
it, chew it up in your mouth,
301
00:11:53,590 --> 00:11:55,610
get it all over your
tongue, into the crevices
302
00:11:55,690 --> 00:11:57,093
of your receding gums.
303
00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:01,010
And I'll see you in a
week, and you come back
304
00:12:01,090 --> 00:12:03,203
and you tell me all
about your experiences.
305
00:12:06,340 --> 00:12:07,602
Oh.
306
00:12:07,682 --> 00:12:09,382
If you need
instructions, call me.
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Next week.
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[PEZ DISPENSER SNAPS]
309
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[MUSIC]
310
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Ah!
311
00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:34,822
[GRUNTING]
312
00:12:34,902 --> 00:12:35,902
[EXHALES]
313
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,575
Hi, Craig?
314
00:12:45,010 --> 00:12:46,980
It's you! It's us!
315
00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:50,870
Hi, um... no my name
is Greg. Do I know you?
316
00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:54,410
- No, Craig right?
- It's Greg with a "G".
317
00:12:54,490 --> 00:12:56,600
But you look so familiar.
318
00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:59,643
We had a therapy session
last summer, didn't we?
319
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,866
- I don't remember that.
- You know what?
320
00:13:02,890 --> 00:13:05,480
I know what it is! You have
that Michael Jackson thing,
321
00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,267
you know, where you
turn white, right?
322
00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,392
I really have to be
going. I'm sorry.
323
00:13:10,472 --> 00:13:11,851
- Hey, hey, hey!
- I'll see you later.
324
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,430
You in need of psychiatric care?
325
00:13:13,510 --> 00:13:15,535
The power of now. It does work.
326
00:13:15,615 --> 00:13:18,901
Okay. Um, yeah. See you.
327
00:13:18,981 --> 00:13:19,884
- No, no, Craig.
- See ya.
328
00:13:19,964 --> 00:13:20,880
Hey, come back, Craig!
329
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,070
- Craig, come back!
- Jeez!
330
00:13:22,150 --> 00:13:23,150
Ow!
331
00:13:24,910 --> 00:13:27,017
Well, you got a pretty
good arm, there.
332
00:13:29,710 --> 00:13:33,560
Thank you. I'm, I'm
sorry about that,
333
00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:36,230
but you don't mind if I can
have my yoga brick back?
334
00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:37,470
Those aren't cheap, you know?
335
00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:39,583
Will you do a therapy
session with me?
336
00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:43,130
I'm not interested in therapy.
337
00:13:43,210 --> 00:13:45,227
But you'll do a
free psych session.
338
00:13:46,803 --> 00:13:48,320
[SIGHS]
339
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:52,224
I, maybe, I don't, I don't...
- Please?
340
00:13:52,304 --> 00:13:53,057
[SIGHING]
341
00:13:53,137 --> 00:13:54,760
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
- Ah!
342
00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:55,593
Okay!
343
00:13:55,673 --> 00:13:57,629
- All right.
- Wow, really?
344
00:13:59,140 --> 00:14:01,300
I don't know. Now I'm not,
now I'm not that interested.
345
00:14:01,330 --> 00:14:03,710
But you just said you would.
346
00:14:03,790 --> 00:14:08,692
I, I mean, is it, will
it take long? Is it...
347
00:14:08,772 --> 00:14:10,070
You know, maybe a couple months.
348
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,300
It really depends how
screwed up you are.
349
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,433
And do you wanna do
it now or later, or?
350
00:14:15,513 --> 00:14:17,075
No, don't worry about it. Yeah.
351
00:14:17,155 --> 00:14:18,050
- Later.
- Yeah.
352
00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:19,772
- Later is good. Okay, cool.
- Hey, hey, hey!
353
00:14:19,796 --> 00:14:20,549
No, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait!
354
00:14:20,629 --> 00:14:22,610
I just forgot, I have
something on my schedule.
355
00:14:22,690 --> 00:14:23,870
- Yeah.
- So go ahead
356
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:26,120
and put your contact
information in here
357
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,095
and, and I'll reach
you, man. Okay?
358
00:14:28,175 --> 00:14:30,080
- Okay.
- Thanks.
359
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:30,913
It's locked.
360
00:14:30,993 --> 00:14:34,790
Oh, I, I'm so sorry. Oh, okay.
361
00:14:34,870 --> 00:14:35,775
There you go.
362
00:14:35,855 --> 00:14:36,855
Okay.
363
00:14:38,015 --> 00:14:41,600
- Okay.
- I really gotta go. Come on.
364
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:42,890
I'm sorry. No pressure, but...
365
00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:44,997
- Oh, okay. You can...
- Okay, cool. Hey!
366
00:14:45,077 --> 00:14:45,830
Good.
367
00:14:45,910 --> 00:14:46,838
- Hey, thank you.
- Okay.
368
00:14:46,918 --> 00:14:47,671
Namaste!
369
00:14:47,751 --> 00:14:48,600
- Is that what you say?
- Yes.
370
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,433
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
371
00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:50,593
Hey, take care, Greg-Craig.
372
00:14:50,650 --> 00:14:51,909
All right, bye-bye.
373
00:14:51,989 --> 00:14:53,305
[MUSIC]
374
00:15:27,267 --> 00:15:28,267
[LAUGHTER]
375
00:15:32,278 --> 00:15:34,192
[PHONE RINGING]
376
00:15:34,272 --> 00:15:35,272
[SIGHS]
377
00:15:39,102 --> 00:15:40,213
Hello?
378
00:15:40,293 --> 00:15:42,300
Hi, Craig.
379
00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:46,500
It's Nauberger,
your psycho analyst.
380
00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:48,600
Okay. Can I help you?
381
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,243
Yeah. Are you ready
to do the deep dive?
382
00:15:51,323 --> 00:15:53,376
I... the what?
383
00:15:53,456 --> 00:15:55,098
Your free psych session.
384
00:15:56,787 --> 00:16:02,490
Um... Hey, listen,
I, uh, I really...
385
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,770
can't, I'm very busy.
386
00:16:04,850 --> 00:16:07,808
This is more important.
Clear your schedule.
387
00:16:09,128 --> 00:16:09,881
Uh-huh.
388
00:16:09,961 --> 00:16:11,876
Hey, look, I don't have an
office, but you know what?
389
00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:14,640
In your case, maybe this time
I'll, I'll do a house call.
390
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:15,799
Where do you live?
391
00:16:15,879 --> 00:16:17,010
[INHALING]
392
00:16:17,090 --> 00:16:18,892
Since, since you
put it that way.
393
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,261
Well... [LAUGHS]
394
00:16:22,341 --> 00:16:24,319
- Yeah, gimme a second
here, - NAUBERGER: Mm-hm.
395
00:16:24,399 --> 00:16:25,399
Doctor.
396
00:16:25,432 --> 00:16:29,967
Um... Okay, let,
let's, okay. Yeah.
397
00:16:30,047 --> 00:16:34,827
I live on South Fairfax...
Street, at Stocker.
398
00:16:34,907 --> 00:16:38,544
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
399
00:16:38,624 --> 00:16:39,967
What?
400
00:16:40,047 --> 00:16:41,347
[MUSIC]
401
00:17:32,397 --> 00:17:34,300
NAUBERGER: Hey, Craig! Hey...
402
00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:38,392
Yeah, it's a, it's
a big beautiful day
403
00:17:38,472 --> 00:17:40,660
for therapy, my friend.
404
00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:43,650
Um, I don't see any addresses,
405
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,400
but we're at 5,000 Fairfax,
406
00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:51,940
but hey, uh, I don't
know where I am.
407
00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:55,152
I think I'm lost. Call me?
408
00:17:56,019 --> 00:17:56,772
Please?
409
00:17:56,852 --> 00:17:57,852
Okay.
410
00:18:00,764 --> 00:18:02,638
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
411
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,400
Hey, Craig! Come back!
412
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:24,983
You forgot your mat, you
forgot your yoga blocks.
413
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:31,366
Thanks.
414
00:18:32,242 --> 00:18:34,240
Are you avoiding me?
415
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,010
You missed your therapy session.
416
00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:38,216
I mean, you left
me hangin', dawg.
417
00:18:38,296 --> 00:18:39,070
[SIGHS]
418
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:40,765
I forgot. I should
really be getting
419
00:18:40,845 --> 00:18:42,306
- back to yoga, though.
- No, no. Come on.
420
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,545
You promised.
421
00:18:44,945 --> 00:18:48,940
Come on, sit down
on the soft grass.
422
00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:51,634
- Yeah?
- Come on, you owe me.
423
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,010
Wait! Wait, wait.
424
00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:57,880
Allow me, okay, lemme
get this for you, okay.
425
00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,177
- All right. Now, sit down.
- All right.
426
00:18:59,201 --> 00:19:00,295
Sit, sit, sit, sit.
427
00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:01,128
Okay.
428
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,132
[GRUNTS]
429
00:19:02,212 --> 00:19:03,478
Okay. Now!
430
00:19:04,950 --> 00:19:06,405
Forget about yoga.
431
00:19:07,470 --> 00:19:10,980
Let us begin. Let me fix you.
432
00:19:11,060 --> 00:19:13,930
Oh, I'm not interested
in therapy for myself.
433
00:19:14,010 --> 00:19:16,570
Look, I've helped
so many clients,
434
00:19:16,650 --> 00:19:19,060
so many wonderful people,
you know, I'd be willing
435
00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:23,110
to drop all of them just
to help you full-time.
436
00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:25,390
I don't need that.
437
00:19:25,470 --> 00:19:30,078
I, you know, this isn't really
a, a way to practice therapy
438
00:19:30,158 --> 00:19:31,981
at all, or I don't even if, you
439
00:19:32,061 --> 00:19:33,600
know if you are
a real therapist.
440
00:19:34,658 --> 00:19:38,667
Well then, why
don't we just hang?
441
00:19:38,747 --> 00:19:39,930
[SIGHING]
442
00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:43,697
You don't, you don't have
anybody to talk to, do you?
443
00:19:43,777 --> 00:19:44,980
Hm.
444
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:47,305
Well, I guess we could all
use someone to talk to...
445
00:19:47,385 --> 00:19:48,821
every once in a while.
446
00:19:48,901 --> 00:19:50,392
Well, you can talk to me.
447
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:53,800
No, but I mean,
like a real friend.
448
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,380
Well, I am your real friend.
449
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:58,270
Ah, but...
450
00:19:58,350 --> 00:20:01,878
someone, someone you could
really vibe with, you know?
451
00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:04,390
Well, you know, I'm your friend
452
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,611
who you're vibing
with right now.
453
00:20:07,650 --> 00:20:08,736
No, I don't know about that.
454
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:12,190
I mean, someone who's funny,
someone who can make me laugh.
455
00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:14,050
I can make you laugh.
456
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,426
You know, there
once was this guy
457
00:20:15,450 --> 00:20:18,130
and he was crossing the road
and there was a, a chicken.
458
00:20:18,210 --> 00:20:22,615
And, you know, I'm
really bad at this.
459
00:20:22,695 --> 00:20:27,160
If, if Craig was here, he would
know something funny to say.
460
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,750
Who is Craig?
461
00:20:28,830 --> 00:20:31,060
Well, Craig was
my second patient,
462
00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:34,960
and he was um, he was great.
463
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,790
We all miss him.
464
00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:38,131
Tell me more.
465
00:20:38,211 --> 00:20:41,830
Well, he had so much potential
466
00:20:41,910 --> 00:20:45,880
natural talent, and he
was also naturally funny.
467
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,720
And he, he was always joking.
468
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:51,140
And you never knew what
was true and what wasn't.
469
00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:53,468
And that's what made
him so fascinating.
470
00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:56,180
Then he started flaking.
471
00:20:57,070 --> 00:21:00,170
He missed a session, and
then he stopped returning my
472
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,330
texts and phone calls.
473
00:21:02,410 --> 00:21:04,310
How long has it been
since he's stopped
474
00:21:04,390 --> 00:21:05,780
returning your texts and calls?
475
00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:08,225
Well, it's only
been a year, so...
476
00:21:08,305 --> 00:21:11,030
Oh, have you considered that
477
00:21:11,110 --> 00:21:13,310
maybe since he
doesn't return texts
478
00:21:13,390 --> 00:21:15,372
or calls, maybe he
doesn't wanna talk to you?
479
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:19,173
Oh, I think he's just confused.
480
00:21:20,350 --> 00:21:22,637
Look, there's a,
there's a little concept
481
00:21:22,717 --> 00:21:26,107
I wanna tell you about
called reciprocity.
482
00:21:26,187 --> 00:21:29,092
- Reciprocity.
- Uh-huh.
483
00:21:29,172 --> 00:21:31,258
Now, I don't mean
484
00:21:31,338 --> 00:21:34,370
that every relationship
has to be transactional,
485
00:21:34,450 --> 00:21:39,050
but say you invite someone
to lunch, but they're busy,
486
00:21:39,130 --> 00:21:40,970
but then they invite
you to something else
487
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,787
that's being reciprocal.
488
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,450
- Craig did that.
- Yeah?
489
00:21:45,530 --> 00:21:46,325
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
490
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:48,833
I said, "See you later."
And he said, "Okay."
491
00:21:50,430 --> 00:21:54,140
It's not, it's not
really... it, you know,
492
00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:57,800
maybe he was just trying to
hurt, not hurt your feelings.
493
00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:01,280
Or he, maybe things have
changed for Craig since then.
494
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:04,350
No, I just don't think
he's getting my texts.
495
00:22:07,762 --> 00:22:12,500
How does it make you feel when
you invite Craig to therapy
496
00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:13,988
and he doesn't respond?
497
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:16,880
Bad.
498
00:22:18,310 --> 00:22:22,005
Yeah. Maybe you should
try for something new.
499
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,212
Do you have any other patients?
500
00:22:26,350 --> 00:22:28,669
Well, I had Brian, but...
501
00:22:30,660 --> 00:22:32,228
he disappeared too.
502
00:22:33,338 --> 00:22:34,158
And then there was Craig,
503
00:22:34,238 --> 00:22:36,740
and I really thought
he was the one.
504
00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:39,865
That's putting a lot of
emotional pressure on Craig
505
00:22:39,945 --> 00:22:42,342
to be so focused on him.
506
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:44,350
Yeah. I guess it's...
507
00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:45,581
How do you think
it made him feel?
508
00:22:45,605 --> 00:22:48,350
Yeah, too much. Too much. Yeah.
509
00:22:48,430 --> 00:22:51,350
Yeah. Does that make sense?
510
00:22:51,430 --> 00:22:53,455
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
511
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,440
You're really good at this.
512
00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:00,593
I think maybe you should
be a psychologist.
513
00:23:02,481 --> 00:23:04,220
Yeah...
514
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:07,160
That's kind of what I do.
Or, I go to school for it.
515
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,240
Oh!
516
00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:11,940
You could teach me.
517
00:23:13,930 --> 00:23:15,110
It's not how it works.
518
00:23:15,190 --> 00:23:17,930
I can't, I can't teach you.
519
00:23:18,010 --> 00:23:18,948
But you know what?
520
00:23:19,028 --> 00:23:21,132
I think you're
really helping me.
521
00:23:22,090 --> 00:23:23,762
Can we do another session?
522
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,620
I can't, I haven't graduated.
523
00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:31,063
I can refer you to a licensed
psychologist who would
524
00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:33,065
love to help you,
but I, I can't.
525
00:23:34,870 --> 00:23:36,635
You know, I, I don't
have any money.
526
00:23:37,870 --> 00:23:39,930
Please? You help me.
527
00:23:44,325 --> 00:23:45,620
[SIGHS] All right.
528
00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:48,300
All right. I'll try to help you.
529
00:23:48,380 --> 00:23:50,736
Just don't tell anyone. Keep
it on the down low. Okay?
530
00:23:50,816 --> 00:23:52,740
- All right, all right.
- All right.
531
00:23:52,820 --> 00:23:53,632
Okay.
532
00:23:53,712 --> 00:23:55,120
[MUSIC]
533
00:24:07,190 --> 00:24:10,118
Craig! Dr. Nauberger.
534
00:24:10,198 --> 00:24:13,760
Hey, what do you call a
ghost on a haunted ship?
535
00:24:14,990 --> 00:24:16,726
A buoy!
536
00:24:16,806 --> 00:24:17,970
Yeah.
537
00:24:18,050 --> 00:24:21,803
Hey, um, you wanna do
another therapy session?
538
00:24:23,030 --> 00:24:24,155
Gimme a call.
539
00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:33,462
[MUSIC]
540
00:25:07,071 --> 00:25:08,304
[MUSIC]
541
00:25:09,935 --> 00:25:11,551
Where's Greg?
542
00:25:15,362 --> 00:25:17,020
Am I too fat?
543
00:25:18,711 --> 00:25:20,061
Is it my B.O.?
544
00:25:24,325 --> 00:25:26,245
Hey, Greg!
545
00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:27,337
Hey, hey, hey!
546
00:25:27,417 --> 00:25:28,483
Hi, over here!
547
00:25:30,522 --> 00:25:32,820
- Over here, over here!
- Ah!
548
00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:33,900
Hey.
549
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,133
Hey, doc.
550
00:25:36,213 --> 00:25:37,380
Hi.
551
00:25:37,460 --> 00:25:39,810
You know, I've been
trying to reach you.
552
00:25:39,890 --> 00:25:40,890
Where have you been?
553
00:25:41,870 --> 00:25:44,623
Oh, I've just been working.
554
00:25:45,860 --> 00:25:49,890
So, hey, how was your
week? Any highs? Any lows?
555
00:25:49,970 --> 00:25:52,406
Huh? Well, oh!
556
00:25:52,486 --> 00:25:53,811
- [PATTING SHOULDER]
- Okay.
557
00:25:55,340 --> 00:25:58,706
Well, I'm not interested in
therapy for me, remember?
558
00:26:00,955 --> 00:26:04,102
I brought you these box of
tissues for you to cry in.
559
00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:07,680
I will consider it a
personal failure of mine
560
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,093
if you don't cry by the
end of this session.
561
00:26:13,058 --> 00:26:14,400
Do you need one of these?
562
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,480
Thank you.
563
00:26:16,927 --> 00:26:17,789
[SNORTS]
564
00:26:17,869 --> 00:26:18,780
[LAUGHING]
565
00:26:18,860 --> 00:26:19,901
What's going on?
566
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,470
I can't get my practice going.
567
00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:28,740
No clients are
interested in therapy.
568
00:26:28,820 --> 00:26:32,540
No office, no money for school.
569
00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:33,636
No Craig.
570
00:26:34,550 --> 00:26:37,423
Well, do you have any family?
571
00:26:37,503 --> 00:26:39,706
Yeah, I mean, I
have my son Bobby.
572
00:26:39,786 --> 00:26:42,448
Yeah. He got married, and
he knocked up his wife,
573
00:26:42,528 --> 00:26:44,114
- but, you know...
- [GASPS] Oh.
574
00:26:44,194 --> 00:26:46,210
Yeah. And then he
doesn't have any time
575
00:26:46,290 --> 00:26:49,040
for his old pop's
trick tips anymore.
576
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:49,982
Hm.
577
00:26:50,062 --> 00:26:51,340
Then there's my daughter Allie,
578
00:26:51,420 --> 00:26:53,813
and she won't speak to me, no.
579
00:26:53,893 --> 00:26:55,120
Hm.
580
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,017
Why won't your
daughter speak to you?
581
00:26:57,097 --> 00:26:59,380
Ah, nothing. All I did was try
582
00:26:59,460 --> 00:27:01,385
to psychoanalyze
her for my book.
583
00:27:01,465 --> 00:27:02,501
Oh.
584
00:27:02,581 --> 00:27:04,492
Then we got in a fight over it
585
00:27:04,572 --> 00:27:07,240
and we haven't talked for years.
586
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:11,350
Well, maybe since it's
been years, maybe it's time
587
00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:15,340
to reach out to her to maybe
try to talk to her again.
588
00:27:15,420 --> 00:27:17,231
I don't know how to talk to her.
589
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,943
Well, tell me more about that.
590
00:27:21,345 --> 00:27:24,280
Well, I mean, ever since it
happened, I get really nervous
591
00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:27,105
and the thought of talking
to her just terrifies me.
592
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:30,310
You know, I had the
same exact issue.
593
00:27:30,390 --> 00:27:31,510
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
594
00:27:31,590 --> 00:27:33,768
Now, I don't usually
speak about myself
595
00:27:33,848 --> 00:27:35,593
when I'm conducting therapy,
596
00:27:35,673 --> 00:27:38,230
but sometimes it can
be instructional,
597
00:27:38,310 --> 00:27:40,542
but please don't share
this with anyone.
598
00:27:41,821 --> 00:27:43,245
...don't share this with anyone.
599
00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:45,290
...share this with anyone.
600
00:27:45,370 --> 00:27:47,770
So, when I was talking
in front of groups,
601
00:27:47,850 --> 00:27:52,850
like therapy group, public
speaking, I had the same fear,
602
00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:57,760
but you know what happened?
I realized that if I
603
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,547
- imagined the audience
naked, - Uh-huh.
604
00:28:00,627 --> 00:28:03,072
Then I could speak perfectly.
- Wow.
605
00:28:03,152 --> 00:28:04,153
The whole thing went away.
606
00:28:04,177 --> 00:28:06,040
That's great.
607
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:07,728
Hold on just a second.
608
00:28:11,220 --> 00:28:12,894
Okay. Big smile.
609
00:28:13,828 --> 00:28:14,637
[CAMERA SHUTTERS]
610
00:28:14,717 --> 00:28:15,470
Heh!
611
00:28:15,550 --> 00:28:17,620
Thank you, man. That's
for my social media.
612
00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:18,700
- Oh.
- Yeah!
613
00:28:18,766 --> 00:28:21,202
Help me get clients. I'll
build up my business.
614
00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:22,819
- No, don't do that.
- Oh.
615
00:28:22,899 --> 00:28:24,410
Yeah. Go to school.
616
00:28:24,490 --> 00:28:25,776
- Yeah.
- Yeah, school.
617
00:28:25,856 --> 00:28:27,330
- No money, but, yeah...
- All right. Yeah.
618
00:28:27,354 --> 00:28:28,413
- All right,
well, - Okay, hey!
619
00:28:28,437 --> 00:28:29,723
- Gotta get back.
- Hey, thanks man!
620
00:28:29,747 --> 00:28:30,747
- Okay. Thank you.
- Okay.
621
00:28:30,780 --> 00:28:31,533
Yep.
622
00:28:31,613 --> 00:28:33,927
I didn't imagine you
naked. I wouldn't do that.
623
00:28:34,007 --> 00:28:35,649
- [LAUGHS] - Oh, - Thanks for the advice.
- Thank you.
624
00:28:35,673 --> 00:28:36,782
I feel comfortable with you.
625
00:28:36,806 --> 00:28:38,326
- Yeah. All right.
- Thanks a lot, man.
626
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,430
- Yeah.
- Appreciate it.
627
00:28:39,510 --> 00:28:40,646
- Bye.
- See you soon!
628
00:28:40,726 --> 00:28:41,879
- Yeah.
- Have a good jog!
629
00:28:41,959 --> 00:28:42,786
Yup.
630
00:28:42,866 --> 00:28:43,949
Take care!
631
00:28:44,816 --> 00:28:45,816
Miss you!
632
00:29:01,179 --> 00:29:02,615
[DOORBELL RINGS]
633
00:29:02,695 --> 00:29:03,695
[KNOCKING]
634
00:29:19,140 --> 00:29:20,140
Hi Allie.
635
00:29:22,290 --> 00:29:23,582
Hi, dad.
636
00:29:25,874 --> 00:29:29,528
Look, I'm really
sorry for how I acted.
637
00:29:30,690 --> 00:29:33,760
Okay. Thanks? Look, I gotta go.
638
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,270
No, I... can you forgive me?
639
00:29:38,460 --> 00:29:40,820
It's just pretty
messed up what you did.
640
00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:45,262
Yeah, I-I was
wrong. I can change.
641
00:29:47,380 --> 00:29:48,547
What do you want?
642
00:29:49,638 --> 00:29:51,620
I just want to be in your life.
643
00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:53,267
Why? Haven't you
already done enough?
644
00:29:53,347 --> 00:29:55,116
Because I love you.
645
00:29:55,196 --> 00:29:57,143
But you're just gonna try
to psychoanalyze me again
646
00:29:57,167 --> 00:29:57,920
and then put it on Instagram.
647
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,236
- I promise...
- You never listen!
648
00:29:59,260 --> 00:30:00,890
I promise not to
psychoanalyze you.
649
00:30:00,970 --> 00:30:05,210
I, I, I promise to listen to
you. I want to listen to you.
650
00:30:05,290 --> 00:30:06,885
Okay? I can change.
651
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:10,838
Okay!
652
00:30:12,938 --> 00:30:13,695
Okay.
653
00:30:13,775 --> 00:30:15,050
All right.
654
00:30:15,130 --> 00:30:16,840
You wanna get a coffee sometime?
655
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,962
Yeah. Okay.
656
00:30:22,060 --> 00:30:24,155
When you're not busy,
of course. Okay.
657
00:30:24,235 --> 00:30:29,087
Um... Well, kiddo. Great.
658
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,510
Thank... [SNIFFS]
659
00:30:32,590 --> 00:30:35,650
Oh, dad. Bye dad.
660
00:30:39,970 --> 00:30:42,555
♪ I am the captain ♪
of the Pinafore
661
00:30:42,635 --> 00:30:44,980
♪ and a right good captain too ♪
662
00:30:45,060 --> 00:30:48,080
♪ I'm very, very good
and be it understood ♪
663
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:51,555
♪ I command a right good crew ♪
664
00:30:51,635 --> 00:30:53,146
♪ GREG: He's very, very good ♪
665
00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:54,654
♪ And be it understood ♪
666
00:30:54,734 --> 00:30:57,338
♪ He commands a
right good crew ♪
667
00:30:57,418 --> 00:30:58,618
♪ NAUBERGER: Hm hm-hm-hm-hm-hm ♪
668
00:30:58,642 --> 00:30:59,690
♪ Ha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ♪
669
00:30:59,770 --> 00:31:02,676
♪ Hm hm hm hm hm hm ♪
670
00:31:02,756 --> 00:31:04,181
[MUSIC]
671
00:31:51,919 --> 00:31:53,210
[PIGEONS COOING]
672
00:31:57,004 --> 00:31:58,287
[MUSIC]
673
00:32:01,815 --> 00:32:06,530
NAUBERGER: Thank
you @gregrusso23
674
00:32:06,610 --> 00:32:09,350
for another great session.
675
00:32:09,430 --> 00:32:13,790
Though some may think it weird
when you imagine your therapy
676
00:32:13,870 --> 00:32:18,870
group buck-naked on
account of being nervous.
677
00:32:19,180 --> 00:32:23,387
I think it is
endearing. See you soon.
678
00:32:35,295 --> 00:32:37,223
NAUBERGER: The power of
now. The power of now...
679
00:32:37,303 --> 00:32:38,056
[PHONE VIBRATING]
680
00:32:38,136 --> 00:32:40,440
...now, the power
of now, the pow...
681
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,715
Hey, Greg. What's up?
682
00:32:42,795 --> 00:32:44,275
GREG: Hi, Dr. Nauberger?
683
00:32:44,355 --> 00:32:45,921
Yeah. Hi.
684
00:32:47,004 --> 00:32:48,004
We need to talk.
685
00:32:48,079 --> 00:32:49,715
About what?
686
00:32:49,795 --> 00:32:52,545
Well, I saw your
Instagram post about me.
687
00:32:52,625 --> 00:32:55,448
Oh, yeah. No, it
was a good one. Huh?
688
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,355
You deliberately did what
I told you not to do.
689
00:32:59,435 --> 00:33:00,530
What?
690
00:33:00,610 --> 00:33:04,121
Yeah. You shared that
con... story I told you in
691
00:33:04,201 --> 00:33:05,837
- complete confidence.
- No, I'm, look...
692
00:33:05,917 --> 00:33:07,170
- And you...
- I-I-I'm...
693
00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:08,821
You embarrassed me in
front of my therapy
694
00:33:08,845 --> 00:33:10,085
group. I'm totally embarrassed.
695
00:33:10,145 --> 00:33:11,781
I'm so sorry!
696
00:33:11,861 --> 00:33:13,181
- I... I, I'm, - I...
697
00:33:13,261 --> 00:33:14,976
- I can't trust you any more.
- Please, no, I,
698
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:15,753
I'm sorry.
699
00:33:15,833 --> 00:33:18,405
I, hey, hey, hey. It
won't happen again.
700
00:33:18,485 --> 00:33:21,555
I, well, we certainly can't
continue our sessions.
701
00:33:21,635 --> 00:33:23,243
Well, why not?
702
00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:26,205
- Please?
- Well... I don't, I don't think we have
703
00:33:26,285 --> 00:33:27,547
enough in common to be friends.
704
00:33:27,627 --> 00:33:29,490
No, come on. That's not true.
705
00:33:29,570 --> 00:33:31,710
So, I'm sorry. I
hope you understand.
706
00:33:31,790 --> 00:33:33,210
No! We both love psychology.
707
00:33:33,290 --> 00:33:37,245
We both love the great
outdoors. I mean, Greg...
708
00:33:37,325 --> 00:33:38,511
[PHONE BEEPING]
709
00:33:38,591 --> 00:33:39,591
Greg!
710
00:33:42,115 --> 00:33:43,352
[SIGHS]
711
00:33:43,432 --> 00:33:44,665
[MUSIC]
712
00:34:57,503 --> 00:34:58,736
[PHONE PINGS]
713
00:35:14,785 --> 00:35:17,010
Greg, you came!
714
00:35:17,090 --> 00:35:18,401
Hey. Hey, doc.
715
00:35:18,481 --> 00:35:21,750
Hey. I am really
sorry about that post.
716
00:35:21,830 --> 00:35:24,360
I, I deleted it
717
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,960
and uh, you know, I, I
just can't get the hang
718
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,800
of all this texting and
Instagraming and stuff.
719
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,410
- Yeah.
- I got rid of the app.
720
00:35:34,490 --> 00:35:36,480
It's all right.
Don't worry about it.
721
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,560
So you forgive me?
722
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:42,340
Yeah. It's not a big deal.
723
00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:45,220
Why did you decide
to talk to me again?
724
00:35:45,300 --> 00:35:47,410
Well, it would've been
easier to send you out
725
00:35:47,490 --> 00:35:51,165
to the oil field or um... - What?
- You know... What?
726
00:35:51,245 --> 00:35:51,998
You did that on purpose?
727
00:35:52,078 --> 00:35:53,606
[LAUGHS] - Oh, you rascal!
728
00:35:53,686 --> 00:35:54,939
[LAUGHING]
729
00:35:55,019 --> 00:35:56,213
I'm sorry.
730
00:35:57,150 --> 00:35:58,278
- Yeah.
- Trickster.
731
00:35:58,358 --> 00:36:01,887
But yeah, no, I wanted
to give you this.
732
00:36:01,967 --> 00:36:06,253
I, I got it previously,
but, you know... Wow!
733
00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:10,090
It's a bloodstone. It
comes from Australia
734
00:36:10,170 --> 00:36:13,420
and it, it helps people
who have been bullied
735
00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:16,477
or abandoned to regain
a sense of self-worth.
736
00:36:17,490 --> 00:36:19,330
Wow. Thank you.
737
00:36:19,410 --> 00:36:22,570
Yeah. So, so this signifies
738
00:36:22,650 --> 00:36:27,280
that our therapy
sessions from me to you,
739
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:32,360
or both ways, is now complete.
740
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,980
Oh. So, then you're leaving?
741
00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:39,700
There was one other thing.
You know, you can call
742
00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:42,940
and text like a
lot. A lot, a lot.
743
00:36:43,020 --> 00:36:46,600
Yeah. I'm, I'm sorry.
I'll, I'll cut back.
744
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:51,607
So probably just daytime
hours would be a start.
745
00:36:51,687 --> 00:36:55,960
And, and maybe, maybe
like once a week,
746
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,900
once every couple of weeks.
Yeah, that'd be all right.
747
00:36:58,980 --> 00:37:00,808
So are we friends still?
748
00:37:04,650 --> 00:37:08,950
Well, you know... [LAUGHING]
749
00:37:09,030 --> 00:37:10,283
now that you put it that way.
750
00:37:10,363 --> 00:37:11,620
[LAUGHING]
751
00:37:11,700 --> 00:37:14,920
Yeah. I mean, call me
a week after Friday
752
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,262
or text me or
whatever and... Okay.
753
00:37:17,342 --> 00:37:19,150
And um, yeah, we could
figure something out.
754
00:37:19,230 --> 00:37:20,670
You know, go on a
hike or something.
755
00:37:20,730 --> 00:37:22,780
- Right, I'd like that.
- Yeah.
756
00:37:22,860 --> 00:37:24,100
- Yeah.
- That'd be cool.
757
00:37:24,180 --> 00:37:25,396
Cool.
758
00:37:26,738 --> 00:37:28,471
My name's Holm, by the way.
759
00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:31,185
Holm.
760
00:37:31,265 --> 00:37:32,265
Yeah.
761
00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:36,718
That's nice.
762
00:37:36,798 --> 00:37:37,848
Thank you.
763
00:37:38,688 --> 00:37:39,841
[MUSIC]
764
00:37:39,921 --> 00:37:41,146
GREG: So you heard
about the old one
765
00:37:41,170 --> 00:37:42,940
about the guy who
crossed the road
766
00:37:43,020 --> 00:37:44,545
with the chicken
or, or the duck?
767
00:37:44,625 --> 00:37:46,756
NAUBERGER: Oh, you trying
to get me with that?
768
00:37:46,836 --> 00:37:47,589
[LAUGHS]
769
00:37:47,669 --> 00:37:50,030
What is the end to
that? I don't know.
770
00:37:50,110 --> 00:37:51,110
Yeah, I don't know.
771
00:37:51,144 --> 00:37:52,275
- I don't think anyone knows.
- Okay.
772
00:37:52,299 --> 00:37:54,351
Yeah, it was a, it
was um, some animal,
773
00:37:54,431 --> 00:37:55,457
I just can't really remember.
774
00:37:55,481 --> 00:37:56,234
Uh-huh.
775
00:37:56,314 --> 00:37:57,959
- A fowl? Or was a cat?
- [LAUGHING] Yeah.
776
00:37:58,039 --> 00:38:00,062
I dunno. A dog?
777
00:38:00,142 --> 00:38:01,079
[MUSIC]
778
00:38:01,159 --> 00:38:02,624
♪ Everything ♪
779
00:38:02,704 --> 00:38:07,390
♪ Oh, everything
is going my way ♪
780
00:38:07,470 --> 00:38:12,470
♪ And it's all because of me ♪
781
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:16,210
♪ No worries, so happy ♪
782
00:38:16,290 --> 00:38:19,420
♪ Everything's going my way ♪
783
00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:24,500
♪ It's all because of me ♪
784
00:38:24,690 --> 00:38:27,940
♪ I was lonely, so lonely ♪
785
00:38:28,020 --> 00:38:31,172
♪ But then I found a way ♪
786
00:38:31,252 --> 00:38:36,252
♪ And it's all because of me ♪
787
00:38:36,490 --> 00:38:37,636
YOGA TEACHER: Palms on the mat.
788
00:38:37,660 --> 00:38:41,570
Fingers spread wide, heart
melting towards the earth.
789
00:38:41,650 --> 00:38:44,750
Raise your right leg high,
soaring like an eagle.
790
00:38:44,830 --> 00:38:46,875
And take that leg
and step it through.
791
00:38:46,955 --> 00:38:48,541
[GRUNTS] - Runner's lunge.
792
00:38:48,621 --> 00:38:50,360
Bring your back foot in.
793
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:53,068
Reach your hands above!
794
00:38:53,148 --> 00:38:55,425
Virabhadrasana, Warrior I.
795
00:38:55,505 --> 00:38:56,644
[PANTING]
796
00:38:56,724 --> 00:38:58,140
[MUSIC]
797
00:39:08,785 --> 00:39:09,647
GREG: Hey, it's Greg.
798
00:39:09,727 --> 00:39:11,647
Leave a message, and I'll
get right back to you.
799
00:39:11,688 --> 00:39:12,441
[PHONE BEEPS]
800
00:39:12,521 --> 00:39:14,482
Namaste.
801
00:39:14,562 --> 00:39:16,473
It's Dr. Nauberger.
802
00:39:16,553 --> 00:39:17,911
Give me a call.
803
00:39:19,299 --> 00:39:20,840
[MUSIC]
804
00:39:33,048 --> 00:39:34,481
[MUSIC]
805
00:40:13,395 --> 00:40:14,611
Dr. Nauberger?
806
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,100
Oh, Greg. Hi.
807
00:40:20,180 --> 00:40:22,378
Hey. What's up, doc?
808
00:40:22,458 --> 00:40:24,678
Nothing, just waiting
for you to text.
809
00:40:24,758 --> 00:40:27,003
Nothing. I mean, I'm
waiting for the bus.
810
00:40:27,910 --> 00:40:29,066
Well, good seeing you.
811
00:40:29,146 --> 00:40:30,744
You might want to, you
know, sit on the bench.
812
00:40:30,768 --> 00:40:32,874
It'll be more
comfortable, but, uh,
813
00:40:32,954 --> 00:40:34,957
- all right.
- No, no, wait, wait, wait!
814
00:40:35,037 --> 00:40:39,370
My car was towed. Take
me to the tow place?
815
00:40:39,450 --> 00:40:43,415
Uh... Well, I mean, if
it's not too inconvenient.
816
00:40:43,495 --> 00:40:45,620
Well, where is it?
817
00:40:45,700 --> 00:40:47,685
I don't know. I mean,
it could be this way.
818
00:40:47,765 --> 00:40:50,540
It could be this way.
Could be any which way,
819
00:40:50,620 --> 00:40:53,455
really, when you think about it.
820
00:40:53,535 --> 00:40:55,335
- Okay. Well, see you later.
- Wait, wait,
821
00:40:55,415 --> 00:40:57,080
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
822
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:59,742
It's just down the block.
It'll take a second.
823
00:40:59,822 --> 00:41:02,257
Uh, I'm getting in!
824
00:41:04,097 --> 00:41:05,097
Ah!
825
00:41:11,308 --> 00:41:12,308
Yes!
826
00:41:19,690 --> 00:41:22,128
So, uh, where's your car?
827
00:41:22,208 --> 00:41:24,149
You mean my Ferrari?
828
00:41:25,741 --> 00:41:26,652
What? Your Ferrari?
829
00:41:26,732 --> 00:41:28,202
- Just kidding!
- What?
830
00:41:28,282 --> 00:41:30,360
I don't have a Ferrari,
but wait, wait!
831
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,522
Quick, quick! Pull
over, pull over!
832
00:41:32,602 --> 00:41:33,355
What? Why?
833
00:41:33,435 --> 00:41:34,435
Uh, ah!
834
00:41:34,463 --> 00:41:38,190
I, I need to visualize a
Ferrari so I can have one.
835
00:41:38,270 --> 00:41:39,023
Okay.
836
00:41:39,103 --> 00:41:39,856
[EXHALES]
837
00:41:39,936 --> 00:41:41,850
I need to concentrate
838
00:41:41,930 --> 00:41:46,140
because if you visualize that
you have a Ferrari already,
839
00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:48,101
then you will have one.
840
00:41:48,181 --> 00:41:49,601
Mm!
841
00:41:49,681 --> 00:41:50,809
Mm-mm-mm.
842
00:41:50,889 --> 00:41:53,134
Hm. I hope that
works out for you.
843
00:41:53,214 --> 00:41:54,592
[SIGHS]
844
00:41:54,672 --> 00:41:56,535
Yeah. Me too.
845
00:41:56,615 --> 00:41:57,615
Uh...
846
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,165
Yeah. Okay, cool. We can go.
847
00:42:01,245 --> 00:42:02,445
Okay.
848
00:42:04,370 --> 00:42:07,608
All right. So, uh, where,
which way should I take you?
849
00:42:07,688 --> 00:42:09,397
- Um...
- Where's your car?
850
00:42:09,477 --> 00:42:10,477
Uh...
851
00:42:12,290 --> 00:42:13,290
Your car?
852
00:42:14,893 --> 00:42:17,295
You don't, you don't
have a car, do you?
853
00:42:17,375 --> 00:42:18,510
Eh...
854
00:42:18,590 --> 00:42:21,292
You know, I used to have a
car, but I had an incident.
855
00:42:22,370 --> 00:42:23,682
What happened?
856
00:42:23,762 --> 00:42:25,428
Yeah, I don't want
to talk about it.
857
00:42:26,330 --> 00:42:27,463
Okay.
858
00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:32,820
You know, I'm bipolar
and maybe a ADHD too.
859
00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:34,620
Oh, huh.
860
00:42:34,700 --> 00:42:36,883
Yeah. That's why I have
troubles with, you know,
861
00:42:36,963 --> 00:42:38,675
jobs and stuff.
862
00:42:38,755 --> 00:42:41,070
Oh, right.
863
00:42:41,150 --> 00:42:42,990
Hey, you want to go on a hike?
864
00:42:43,070 --> 00:42:45,792
I can't. I have, uh,
class in like 10 minutes.
865
00:42:45,872 --> 00:42:47,492
Oh, come on. You can skip it.
866
00:42:47,572 --> 00:42:48,433
No, I can't.
867
00:42:48,513 --> 00:42:51,180
Come on, live a little.
Haven't you ever played hooky?
868
00:42:51,260 --> 00:42:52,440
Actually, never.
869
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:55,500
Oh, but you've always
wanted to, right?
870
00:42:55,580 --> 00:42:56,391
Kind of.
871
00:42:56,471 --> 00:42:59,163
Yeah. Well, you don't
wanna be sitting inside.
872
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:00,908
Yeah.
873
00:43:00,988 --> 00:43:04,442
You know, it's the things that
you don't do that you regret.
874
00:43:05,775 --> 00:43:07,887
Yeah! Okay. All right.
875
00:43:07,967 --> 00:43:08,720
Cool.
876
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,278
All right.
877
00:43:10,358 --> 00:43:11,358
Let's do it.
878
00:43:12,262 --> 00:43:13,587
[MUSIC]
879
00:43:19,095 --> 00:43:21,053
- Greg?
- Yeah.
880
00:43:21,915 --> 00:43:24,592
Um, when can you be
my real therapist?
881
00:43:24,672 --> 00:43:25,672
[LAUGHS]
882
00:43:25,701 --> 00:43:29,550
Um... I guess, when
I graduate. Maybe.
883
00:43:29,630 --> 00:43:31,200
- Oh.
- Maybe.
884
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:34,630
Okay, um, come on!
Let's do a session.
885
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,190
Look, there's a nice
little log I can lay on.
886
00:43:38,270 --> 00:43:41,462
And there's rock there
that you can sit on.
887
00:43:43,340 --> 00:43:46,320
Wait, wait. What's this?
888
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,695
Come on. It'll be
just like old times...
889
00:43:48,775 --> 00:43:50,770
Wait, let, look, look!
890
00:43:50,850 --> 00:43:53,080
- What?
- There's a bear right there.
891
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:54,690
[SCOFFS]
892
00:43:54,770 --> 00:43:56,400
- Oh, is it...
- Can you see it?
893
00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:00,000
Wait, is it a black
bear or brown bear?
894
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,139
I don't think that
matters right now.
895
00:44:01,163 --> 00:44:02,016
[SNARLING]
896
00:44:02,096 --> 00:44:03,356
To me it looks
like a black bear.
897
00:44:03,380 --> 00:44:04,710
But you know, it
has brown spots,
898
00:44:04,790 --> 00:44:06,295
so it could be a brown bear.
899
00:44:06,375 --> 00:44:08,430
Look, I think we need
to slowly back away.
900
00:44:08,510 --> 00:44:09,753
No, should we pet it?
901
00:44:10,725 --> 00:44:13,590
No! I think we
should get a rock.
902
00:44:13,670 --> 00:44:15,997
Get two rocks and hit
it together. And, and,
903
00:44:16,077 --> 00:44:17,380
- maintain eye contact.
- No!
904
00:44:17,460 --> 00:44:20,660
Shh, shh, shh, warrior pose.
905
00:44:20,740 --> 00:44:22,584
Wait, it's not a time for yoga.
906
00:44:22,664 --> 00:44:23,442
Warrior pose!
907
00:44:23,522 --> 00:44:25,509
It'll scare him off!
908
00:44:25,589 --> 00:44:26,633
- Stop! Just...
- Yeah.
909
00:44:26,713 --> 00:44:28,485
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
910
00:44:28,565 --> 00:44:29,318
Avert!
911
00:44:29,398 --> 00:44:30,718
Avert your eyes.
Don't look at it.
912
00:44:30,764 --> 00:44:31,522
Downward dog!
913
00:44:31,602 --> 00:44:32,355
[GROWLING]
914
00:44:32,435 --> 00:44:33,519
- No, downward dog!
- This is not a time for yoga!
915
00:44:33,543 --> 00:44:35,668
Hey! Get off my friend!
916
00:44:48,393 --> 00:44:49,690
[SHARP EXHALE]
917
00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:52,770
Greg, I am so sorry
you got mauled.
918
00:44:54,060 --> 00:44:57,097
It's just a little bear bite.
919
00:44:57,177 --> 00:44:58,197
[SIGHING]
920
00:44:58,277 --> 00:45:00,287
They're gonna fix it right up.
921
00:45:00,367 --> 00:45:01,375
[INHALES SHARPLY]
922
00:45:10,683 --> 00:45:12,141
[MUSIC]
923
00:45:49,988 --> 00:45:51,478
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
924
00:45:51,558 --> 00:45:53,440
[MUSIC]
925
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,669
Hi, Allie, over here!
926
00:45:57,253 --> 00:45:58,009
Hey!
927
00:45:58,089 --> 00:45:58,842
[LAUGHING]
928
00:45:58,922 --> 00:45:59,938
Hi, dad!
929
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:02,791
Isn't this great?
930
00:46:02,871 --> 00:46:05,737
Hanging with the Al-gal
just like old times.
931
00:46:05,817 --> 00:46:06,700
[EXHALES]
932
00:46:06,780 --> 00:46:07,533
Yeah.
933
00:46:07,613 --> 00:46:08,613
[LAUGHS]
934
00:46:13,890 --> 00:46:16,240
Oh, um, do you want a coffee?
935
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,358
I got it. Don't worry about it.
936
00:46:18,438 --> 00:46:20,410
Um, black okay?
937
00:46:20,490 --> 00:46:22,594
No, I think it was
brown, actually.
938
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,024
What?
939
00:46:25,104 --> 00:46:27,895
Oh, right. No,
I... black. Black.
940
00:46:27,975 --> 00:46:28,975
[LAUGHS]
941
00:46:51,255 --> 00:46:52,786
I got you a bear claw.
942
00:46:52,866 --> 00:46:53,866
Ew!
943
00:46:55,715 --> 00:46:56,770
Are you okay?
944
00:46:56,850 --> 00:47:00,444
You know, I'm just not
hungry I, I, I guess, uh...
945
00:47:00,524 --> 00:47:03,760
Yeah. I, you look great.
946
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:06,928
Thanks! You, you look...
947
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,041
great!
948
00:47:10,883 --> 00:47:12,128
Where are you staying?
949
00:47:12,208 --> 00:47:14,762
Well, you know, here,
there, everywhere.
950
00:47:14,842 --> 00:47:15,604
[SIGHS]
951
00:47:15,684 --> 00:47:18,545
So, I've thought about it
952
00:47:19,741 --> 00:47:22,200
and you could stay
with me if you want.
953
00:47:23,310 --> 00:47:25,750
No, I don't know. I, I
don't want to impose.
954
00:47:25,830 --> 00:47:27,775
No, it'd be fine. Really!
955
00:47:27,855 --> 00:47:32,855
I, I have an extra bedroom and
we could get you cleaned up.
956
00:47:33,130 --> 00:47:36,350
Maybe help you with
the job search.
957
00:47:36,430 --> 00:47:39,350
- Oh, I have a job.
- You do?
958
00:47:39,430 --> 00:47:43,025
Yeah. I'm a clinical
psychiatrist. But, you know that.
959
00:47:44,710 --> 00:47:47,930
You're never going to
be a real psychiatrist.
960
00:47:48,010 --> 00:47:51,020
Look, I talk to people.
I listen to people.
961
00:47:51,100 --> 00:47:52,400
I prescribe medication.
962
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:54,230
You don't even have a license.
963
00:47:54,310 --> 00:47:56,510
Psychiatrists need a
license to practice.
964
00:47:56,590 --> 00:47:58,490
- Oh, that's dumb.
- Is not.
965
00:47:58,570 --> 00:47:59,870
- Is too.
- Is not.
966
00:47:59,950 --> 00:48:02,000
Is too, times a million.
967
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,880
- Is not times a billion.
- Trillion...
968
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:06,650
- Gazillion - Infinity.
969
00:48:06,730 --> 00:48:07,946
Infinity plus one.
970
00:48:08,026 --> 00:48:09,026
Ooh!
971
00:48:09,820 --> 00:48:12,260
Well, if I'm not a
real psychiatrist,
972
00:48:12,340 --> 00:48:13,700
then I must not have a session
973
00:48:13,780 --> 00:48:20,917
with a very important
client in 5, 4, [MUSIC]
974
00:48:20,997 --> 00:48:22,030
3...
975
00:48:30,815 --> 00:48:33,347
Wait, I do.
976
00:48:34,955 --> 00:48:35,955
Later.
977
00:48:41,732 --> 00:48:43,126
Hey!
978
00:48:43,206 --> 00:48:45,034
What's up?
979
00:48:45,114 --> 00:48:46,176
Dr. Nauberger.
980
00:48:46,256 --> 00:48:47,342
- Yeah.
- Hey.
981
00:48:47,422 --> 00:48:48,899
W-what's up?
982
00:48:48,979 --> 00:48:51,180
Nothing, what's,
uh, what's going on?
983
00:48:51,260 --> 00:48:52,688
[EXHALES] Just here.
984
00:48:52,768 --> 00:48:54,463
What are you doing?
985
00:48:54,543 --> 00:48:56,750
Um, just taking a jog.
986
00:48:56,830 --> 00:48:58,850
Jogging's bad for your
knees. Don't you know that?
987
00:48:58,930 --> 00:49:00,916
- I guess.
- Well then why do you do it?
988
00:49:00,996 --> 00:49:02,518
I guess you can once in a while.
989
00:49:02,598 --> 00:49:03,517
Oh!
990
00:49:03,597 --> 00:49:06,770
[SHARP INHALE] You want
to be my writing partner?
991
00:49:06,850 --> 00:49:09,483
- Uh, no, thanks.
- Why not?
992
00:49:10,330 --> 00:49:12,920
Well, I just prefer
writing alone.
993
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,370
Hmm. What are you writing about?
994
00:49:16,450 --> 00:49:19,218
It's a case study
about two patients.
995
00:49:20,230 --> 00:49:23,175
I don't see how that's gonna
make you a hundred million.
996
00:49:23,255 --> 00:49:24,066
[LAUGHS]
997
00:49:24,146 --> 00:49:26,150
I don't think that's
really the point.
998
00:49:26,230 --> 00:49:27,908
You wanna know what
my book's about?
999
00:49:28,750 --> 00:49:29,670
Uh, what?
1000
00:49:29,750 --> 00:49:33,620
Two best friends and
mental health issues.
1001
00:49:33,700 --> 00:49:35,503
Nice, nice.
1002
00:49:35,583 --> 00:49:38,842
You know, I joined
Toastmasters Improv Masters.
1003
00:49:38,922 --> 00:49:40,185
[LAUGHING] What's that?
1004
00:49:40,265 --> 00:49:42,380
Well, it's a place
where you give speeches.
1005
00:49:42,460 --> 00:49:44,240
You wanna hear my speech?
1006
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,730
- Okay, um, - Um, okay.
1007
00:49:46,810 --> 00:49:50,609
- I guess...
- Yeah. So... off to your place!
1008
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,640
So you gonna offer me any water?
1009
00:49:55,720 --> 00:49:58,866
Oh, yeah. Um, is,
uh, filtered okay?
1010
00:49:58,946 --> 00:50:02,360
Um, tap. And you don't
have to use your best cup.
1011
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:03,990
[LAUGHING] Okay.
1012
00:50:05,508 --> 00:50:07,666
NAUBERGER: So there was this
girl, her name was Goldilocks,
1013
00:50:07,690 --> 00:50:09,642
and she was out for
a walk in the forest.
1014
00:50:09,722 --> 00:50:11,613
There were three
bowls of porridge...
1015
00:50:11,693 --> 00:50:12,446
...and she tried
the first one and...
1016
00:50:12,526 --> 00:50:14,270
...the second one
is like, ouch...
1017
00:50:14,350 --> 00:50:16,532
...ooh, that's too soft.
She tried the third one...
1018
00:50:16,612 --> 00:50:18,176
...really, really mad.
And then she woke up...
1019
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:18,953
...and she ran out the door.
1020
00:50:19,033 --> 00:50:20,033
The end.
1021
00:50:21,700 --> 00:50:23,840
So we gonna watch TV now?
1022
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:26,072
Yeah. I guess I could
turn something on.
1023
00:50:26,152 --> 00:50:27,152
Okay.
1024
00:50:29,153 --> 00:50:31,198
[REMOTE CLICKS] -
[TV PROGRAM STARTS]
1025
00:50:31,278 --> 00:50:33,840
So you single? Married?
1026
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:35,196
Lookin'?
1027
00:50:35,276 --> 00:50:37,354
Um... single.
1028
00:50:37,434 --> 00:50:38,970
Hm.
1029
00:50:39,050 --> 00:50:41,294
You're looking for
someone hot, like, uh...
1030
00:50:41,374 --> 00:50:42,563
Taylor Swift.
1031
00:50:42,643 --> 00:50:43,721
[LAUGHING] I guess.
1032
00:50:43,801 --> 00:50:46,560
Someone young, like 18 or 20?
1033
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:48,600
I don't know. I think
probably someone
1034
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:50,340
closer to my own age.
1035
00:50:50,420 --> 00:50:53,755
Me, I'm looking for Craig
or someone exactly like him.
1036
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:57,600
Hmm.
1037
00:50:58,460 --> 00:51:00,315
Well you, uh, done
with your water?
1038
00:51:01,627 --> 00:51:05,345
Uh... why you want me
to leave, or something?
1039
00:51:05,425 --> 00:51:06,178
No, no, no.
1040
00:51:06,258 --> 00:51:09,870
I just, um, I have some
work that I need to do.
1041
00:51:09,950 --> 00:51:13,162
Oh, but you know what? I
still need mental help.
1042
00:51:14,390 --> 00:51:18,210
I mean, you know, these days
Craig is so hard to read,
1043
00:51:18,290 --> 00:51:20,110
especially when I
don't know where he is
1044
00:51:20,190 --> 00:51:21,723
or what he's doing.
1045
00:51:22,910 --> 00:51:26,853
Well, you know, have you
tried meeting new people?
1046
00:51:27,890 --> 00:51:31,620
EHarmony is something
you could, maybe...
1047
00:51:31,700 --> 00:51:34,965
No, I prefer to meet
some Craig in person.
1048
00:51:35,045 --> 00:51:36,660
[MUSIC]
1049
00:51:36,740 --> 00:51:37,740
Uh-huh.
1050
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:42,960
Well, okay, here is some
homework you can try.
1051
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:47,220
Maybe try talking to five
new people in real life.
1052
00:51:47,300 --> 00:51:51,630
And one non-confrontational
way you could meet someone is
1053
00:51:51,710 --> 00:51:54,020
just to ask for the time.
1054
00:51:54,100 --> 00:51:55,515
Hmm.
1055
00:51:55,595 --> 00:51:56,595
Okay.
1056
00:52:01,003 --> 00:52:03,035
So you're kicking me out now.
1057
00:52:03,115 --> 00:52:04,644
I'm kicking out now.
1058
00:52:04,724 --> 00:52:05,724
Okay.
1059
00:52:07,707 --> 00:52:08,460
Later.
1060
00:52:08,540 --> 00:52:09,858
- All right.
- Thanks for the water.
1061
00:52:09,882 --> 00:52:11,967
Yeah, no worries.
1062
00:52:12,047 --> 00:52:13,410
Mmm.
1063
00:52:13,490 --> 00:52:15,323
Unfiltered's the best!
1064
00:52:19,708 --> 00:52:20,999
[MUSIC]
1065
00:52:36,585 --> 00:52:38,088
- Hi.
- Hi.
1066
00:52:38,168 --> 00:52:40,671
Hey, uh, do you know
what time it is?
1067
00:52:40,751 --> 00:52:41,751
Um...
1068
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:45,233
- 11:35.
- Thank you.
1069
00:52:53,990 --> 00:52:56,250
Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry. Do
you know what time it is?
1070
00:52:56,330 --> 00:52:58,242
Do I look like a clock to you?
1071
00:52:58,322 --> 00:52:59,322
Nu-uh.
1072
00:53:07,190 --> 00:53:08,401
Hi.
1073
00:53:08,481 --> 00:53:09,481
Nope.
1074
00:53:15,470 --> 00:53:18,465
Hi! Excuse me. Do you
know what time it is?
1075
00:53:26,580 --> 00:53:28,300
NAUBERGER: Do you
know what time it is?
1076
00:53:28,380 --> 00:53:30,142
[LAUGHS] Dr. Nauberger.
1077
00:53:30,222 --> 00:53:32,920
Hey, what's up?
What are you doing?
1078
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,290
Nothing. I'm just studying.
I have a big test coming up.
1079
00:53:35,370 --> 00:53:38,080
Oh. Do you have
a girlfriend yet?
1080
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:38,913
No.
1081
00:53:38,993 --> 00:53:41,050
So maybe you're the shy guy.
1082
00:53:41,130 --> 00:53:42,790
But you know, I
have a game for you.
1083
00:53:42,870 --> 00:53:45,940
I learned it at
Toastmasters Improv Masters.
1084
00:53:46,020 --> 00:53:47,698
Your game was way too boring.
1085
00:53:47,778 --> 00:53:49,423
It's called Dr. Know-it-all.
1086
00:53:49,503 --> 00:53:52,368
Come on, follow me. Come on.
1087
00:53:52,448 --> 00:53:53,807
- There?
- Yeah.
1088
00:53:56,315 --> 00:53:57,444
Hi!
1089
00:53:57,524 --> 00:53:59,770
We're Dr. Know-it-all.
Ask us any question
1090
00:53:59,850 --> 00:54:01,330
and we will give you the answer.
1091
00:54:01,410 --> 00:54:02,410
Ask us anything at all.
1092
00:54:02,490 --> 00:54:05,200
Like, who will win that
important ball game?
1093
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:07,600
Or when will the
universe expand?
1094
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:10,653
Uh, improv. I don't
have time for this.
1095
00:54:12,060 --> 00:54:15,787
Okay... um, any, any
question? Come on.
1096
00:54:15,867 --> 00:54:18,670
Just a word. We're
Dr. Know-it-all.
1097
00:54:18,750 --> 00:54:20,219
[SIGHING] Okay.
1098
00:54:20,299 --> 00:54:22,769
Where is my sanity?
1099
00:54:22,849 --> 00:54:23,860
Sanity... okay,
1100
00:54:23,940 --> 00:54:26,770
so you say any word, but
you just keep it going.
1101
00:54:26,850 --> 00:54:34,850
Sanity - bubble is
Fi-fishing for the disaster
1102
00:54:36,330 --> 00:54:39,158
area of Life.
1103
00:54:42,133 --> 00:54:44,413
[LAUGHING] Yeah. Sorry.
1104
00:54:44,493 --> 00:54:45,609
[MUSIC]
1105
00:54:48,750 --> 00:54:50,170
Hi!
1106
00:54:50,250 --> 00:54:52,510
We're Dr. Know-it-all,
ask us any question
1107
00:54:52,590 --> 00:54:54,398
and we will give you the answer.
1108
00:54:56,859 --> 00:54:59,190
But - there - is
1109
00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:04,011
cheese - in - your - teeth!
1110
00:55:04,091 --> 00:55:05,283
[LAUGHS]
1111
00:55:06,385 --> 00:55:07,551
[FEET SHUFFLING]
1112
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:11,770
Hi, we're Dr. Know-it-all.
Ask us any question
1113
00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:13,285
and we will give you the answer.
1114
00:55:13,365 --> 00:55:14,402
Poof!
1115
00:55:17,430 --> 00:55:18,491
MAN: Excuse me.
1116
00:55:18,571 --> 00:55:20,980
I'm the manager and we've
been getting some complaints.
1117
00:55:21,060 --> 00:55:22,743
- And your question is, sir?
- No question,
1118
00:55:22,823 --> 00:55:24,904
but I request that you
don't bother our customers.
1119
00:55:24,984 --> 00:55:26,140
Please, sirs.
1120
00:55:26,220 --> 00:55:27,361
Yeah, we were just
on our way out.
1121
00:55:27,385 --> 00:55:28,511
No, no, no. You
don't understand.
1122
00:55:28,535 --> 00:55:30,193
We're Dr. Know-it-all.
1123
00:55:31,710 --> 00:55:32,745
Ask us any question!
1124
00:55:32,825 --> 00:55:35,616
Will you kindly stop this and
leave our customers alone?
1125
00:55:35,696 --> 00:55:40,300
We - will - stop - a -
MANAGER: Okay, - session...
1126
00:55:40,380 --> 00:55:43,600
You! You both are
banned. For life.
1127
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:44,920
What?
1128
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:45,861
But I like this place.
1129
00:55:45,941 --> 00:55:47,794
[CAMERA SHUTTERS]
1130
00:55:47,874 --> 00:55:49,028
Hey, listen up!
1131
00:55:49,108 --> 00:55:52,780
If you see these two very bad
men here, don't serve them.
1132
00:55:52,860 --> 00:55:55,279
They're going up on the wall.
1133
00:55:55,359 --> 00:55:57,550
Wait, no, this is my
favorite coffee shop.
1134
00:55:57,630 --> 00:55:58,900
You go on the wall of shame.
1135
00:55:58,980 --> 00:56:00,589
[CAMERA SHUTTERS] -
Shame on you, sirs.
1136
00:56:00,613 --> 00:56:01,661
Now out.
1137
00:56:01,741 --> 00:56:02,741
Out! Get out!
1138
00:56:02,816 --> 00:56:03,816
Come on, Greg.
1139
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:05,642
[SIGHING]
1140
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:11,650
I am so sorry
1141
00:56:11,730 --> 00:56:15,580
you got banned from your
favorite coffee shop, Greg.
1142
00:56:15,660 --> 00:56:16,846
Me, too.
1143
00:56:16,926 --> 00:56:17,926
I gotta go.
1144
00:56:17,970 --> 00:56:21,483
Oh, okay. Later?
1145
00:56:26,047 --> 00:56:27,338
[MUSIC]
1146
00:57:11,351 --> 00:57:12,734
[PHONE RINGING]
1147
00:57:17,134 --> 00:57:18,134
[SIGHS]
1148
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:21,073
Hello.
1149
00:57:21,153 --> 00:57:22,340
Hey, what's up?
1150
00:57:22,420 --> 00:57:23,615
Nothing. What's up?
1151
00:57:23,695 --> 00:57:25,061
Are you a Christian?
1152
00:57:26,448 --> 00:57:27,501
Uh, yeah.
1153
00:57:27,581 --> 00:57:28,718
What are you doing Sunday?
1154
00:57:28,798 --> 00:57:30,368
You wanna go to church with me?
1155
00:57:31,630 --> 00:57:34,730
I'm not that into going
to churches right now.
1156
00:57:34,810 --> 00:57:36,295
It's a really good one.
1157
00:57:37,498 --> 00:57:40,340
[SIGHING] Uh... Hey,
there's girls there too.
1158
00:57:40,420 --> 00:57:42,554
And there's someone I
wanna introduce you to.
1159
00:57:45,670 --> 00:57:47,780
All right. I, uh,
I guess I could go.
1160
00:57:47,860 --> 00:57:49,400
And don't forget your Bible.
1161
00:57:50,860 --> 00:57:51,671
Okay.
1162
00:57:51,751 --> 00:57:53,501
And you can drive me, right?
1163
00:57:58,343 --> 00:58:00,230
So did you bring your Bible?
1164
00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:01,063
Oh, I forgot.
1165
00:58:01,143 --> 00:58:04,010
What? Well, you can borrow mine.
1166
00:58:04,090 --> 00:58:04,846
Thanks.
1167
00:58:04,926 --> 00:58:05,926
[LAUGHS]
1168
00:58:06,799 --> 00:58:09,560
PASTOR: Those who know me
know I love two things.
1169
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:12,939
I love the Dodgers... [CHEERING]
1170
00:58:13,019 --> 00:58:14,360
All right, now.
1171
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:16,103
And I love our
Lord Jesus Christ.
1172
00:58:17,228 --> 00:58:19,649
Now yes, I was at the
game last night...
1173
00:58:19,729 --> 00:58:21,530
and I get hyped up, man!
1174
00:58:21,610 --> 00:58:26,485
When Justin Turner hit that
home run. Wow! I went crazy.
1175
00:58:27,730 --> 00:58:30,050
But that's how we
should feel about Jesus
1176
00:58:30,130 --> 00:58:35,063
and the Bible, which are
100% true, literally.
1177
00:58:35,988 --> 00:58:38,338
PASTOR: All of it.
It's God's truth.
1178
00:58:39,184 --> 00:58:40,359
Now what does it teach us?
1179
00:58:40,439 --> 00:58:42,317
NAUBERGER: So what'd you think?
1180
00:58:42,397 --> 00:58:43,785
Pretty good.
1181
00:58:43,865 --> 00:58:45,355
I want you to meet some people.
1182
00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:47,690
Follow me.
1183
00:58:50,136 --> 00:58:51,710
Hi.
1184
00:58:51,790 --> 00:58:53,057
Here's my friend, Greg.
1185
00:58:54,190 --> 00:58:56,307
Hi, I'm Greg.
1186
00:58:58,611 --> 00:58:59,373
Hi.
1187
00:58:59,453 --> 00:59:01,464
This is my friend Greg.
1188
00:59:01,544 --> 00:59:03,377
Hey, nice to meet you.
1189
00:59:04,365 --> 00:59:05,877
[LAUGHS]
1190
00:59:05,957 --> 00:59:07,070
Hi!
1191
00:59:07,150 --> 00:59:09,020
Here's my friend, Greg.
1192
00:59:09,100 --> 00:59:10,310
Hey, how's it going?
1193
00:59:10,390 --> 00:59:11,143
Good.
1194
00:59:11,223 --> 00:59:13,326
Hey, you want something
from the snack table?
1195
00:59:13,406 --> 00:59:14,812
How about a cookie?
1196
00:59:14,892 --> 00:59:16,070
Um...
1197
00:59:16,150 --> 00:59:19,370
yeah, actually I, um, I'm kind
of vegan. I don't really...
1198
00:59:19,450 --> 00:59:21,030
You're a vegetable?
1199
00:59:21,110 --> 00:59:21,872
[GASPS]
1200
00:59:21,952 --> 00:59:22,705
No.
1201
00:59:22,785 --> 00:59:23,905
[LAUGHS]
1202
00:59:23,985 --> 00:59:25,346
Um, it's over here.
1203
00:59:25,426 --> 00:59:26,426
Okay.
1204
00:59:29,445 --> 00:59:31,500
Uh-hoh!
1205
00:59:31,580 --> 00:59:32,962
They don't have any bananas.
1206
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:35,907
- Oh.
- Wait right here,
1207
00:59:35,987 --> 00:59:39,414
I want to, uh, introduce
you to somebody.
1208
00:59:39,494 --> 00:59:40,494
Okay.
1209
00:59:49,220 --> 00:59:51,773
Greg, this is Lacey.
1210
00:59:51,853 --> 00:59:53,280
Hi, I'm Greg.
1211
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:54,951
Hi, nice to meet you.
1212
00:59:55,031 --> 00:59:56,868
Nice to meet you.
1213
00:59:56,948 --> 01:00:00,600
Um, you've been coming
here a long time?
1214
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:02,790
Yeah, about a year.
1215
01:00:02,870 --> 01:00:05,832
Okay, nice. Um,
first time for me.
1216
01:00:07,985 --> 01:00:11,268
So... are you from
LA originally?
1217
01:00:11,348 --> 01:00:14,850
Uh, from Long Beach originally.
1218
01:00:14,930 --> 01:00:18,510
Okay, um, nice. I'm
from New Jersey.
1219
01:00:18,590 --> 01:00:23,590
- Oh, nice.
- Yeah. Um, what do you do?
1220
01:00:23,780 --> 01:00:27,270
Well, I work in HR
at Logos Logistics.
1221
01:00:27,350 --> 01:00:29,220
Uh, one of those
companies down there.
1222
01:00:29,300 --> 01:00:30,480
- Oh!
- Culver City.
1223
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:32,962
Oh, Culver, okay. Yeah. Nice.
1224
01:00:34,610 --> 01:00:35,754
What do you do?
1225
01:00:35,834 --> 01:00:37,992
Um, I am a student.
1226
01:00:39,260 --> 01:00:41,963
Uh, I'm a, I study psychology.
1227
01:00:42,043 --> 01:00:43,126
Oh, nice.
1228
01:00:47,030 --> 01:00:48,510
Well, uh, it was
nice meeting you.
1229
01:00:48,590 --> 01:00:49,505
You too.
1230
01:00:49,585 --> 01:00:50,585
[LAUGHS]
1231
01:00:52,196 --> 01:00:53,579
[CONGREGATION CHATTERS]
1232
01:01:00,585 --> 01:01:02,580
Did you get her number?
1233
01:01:02,660 --> 01:01:04,329
Uh... no.
1234
01:01:04,409 --> 01:01:05,929
I don't even know
what she looks like.
1235
01:01:05,990 --> 01:01:08,363
Yo, I'm tryin' to
hook you up, dawg.
1236
01:01:08,443 --> 01:01:09,990
Ah, no, I'm not
even really looking
1237
01:01:10,070 --> 01:01:11,468
for a girlfriend right now.
1238
01:01:12,470 --> 01:01:15,150
Oh, okay. Well we can go.
1239
01:01:21,860 --> 01:01:23,505
Well... thanks for the invite.
1240
01:01:23,585 --> 01:01:24,679
Oh, no problem.
1241
01:01:24,759 --> 01:01:27,450
Um, wanna go grab lunch?
1242
01:01:27,530 --> 01:01:30,724
I can't, uh, I've a
lot of chores to do,
1243
01:01:30,804 --> 01:01:32,033
- Oh.
- Laundry.
1244
01:01:32,113 --> 01:01:33,930
But, uh, I need help.
1245
01:01:34,010 --> 01:01:35,700
Maybe we can do a quick session
1246
01:01:35,780 --> 01:01:38,789
or I can psychoanalyze
you if you want.
1247
01:01:39,694 --> 01:01:42,270
Um... how about this?
Here's some homework
1248
01:01:42,350 --> 01:01:44,310
for you, for next time.
1249
01:01:44,390 --> 01:01:47,910
You can choose five
people who inspire you
1250
01:01:47,990 --> 01:01:50,400
and make a board, like a collage
1251
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:55,462
and just choose five inspiring
people from the area of work,
1252
01:01:55,542 --> 01:02:00,537
family, creativity,
leadership and spirituality.
1253
01:02:02,358 --> 01:02:03,472
- Hm.
- Yeah?
1254
01:02:07,109 --> 01:02:08,109
Cool.
1255
01:02:12,335 --> 01:02:15,090
Well, do you live...
Are you getting out?
1256
01:02:15,170 --> 01:02:17,031
Oh yeah. Right. Yeah.
1257
01:02:17,111 --> 01:02:18,189
[LAUGHING] - Okay.
1258
01:02:18,269 --> 01:02:19,205
- Okay.
- Uh, later.
1259
01:02:19,285 --> 01:02:20,526
- Yeah. See you.
- Bye, bye.
1260
01:02:20,606 --> 01:02:21,814
[MUSIC]
1261
01:02:33,665 --> 01:02:34,665
[GLASS CRACKING]
1262
01:02:36,755 --> 01:02:38,088
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
1263
01:02:52,552 --> 01:02:53,802
[PHONE RINGING]
1264
01:02:55,730 --> 01:02:57,498
[PHONE RINGING]
1265
01:02:57,578 --> 01:02:58,578
[SIGHS]
1266
01:03:00,270 --> 01:03:01,698
Hello?
1267
01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:03,190
Hey, what are you doing?
1268
01:03:03,270 --> 01:03:04,745
Hey, not much. What's going on?
1269
01:03:05,695 --> 01:03:07,540
Ah, you busy Saturday?
1270
01:03:07,620 --> 01:03:11,470
'Cause there's an improv group
event in the park. It's free.
1271
01:03:11,550 --> 01:03:12,550
You wanna go?
1272
01:03:14,058 --> 01:03:15,250
[INHALES]
1273
01:03:15,330 --> 01:03:16,516
TEACHER: So the first partner
1274
01:03:16,596 --> 01:03:17,950
starts the scene with an action
1275
01:03:18,030 --> 01:03:21,070
and then the second partner
tries to discern what
1276
01:03:21,150 --> 01:03:23,560
that action is and
then joins with a line.
1277
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:25,480
Okay? So, who's up?
1278
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:27,320
- Oh, me! Me! Pick me!
- Anyone at all?
1279
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:28,680
- Come on, Greg.
- Ah, okay.
1280
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:29,760
Come on!
1281
01:03:31,860 --> 01:03:33,998
Okay, so just, uh,
start the scene.
1282
01:03:41,790 --> 01:03:44,545
Calm, calm.
1283
01:03:45,810 --> 01:03:50,810
Take your fists,
squeeze, release.
1284
01:03:50,965 --> 01:03:54,776
Curl your toes, and release.
1285
01:03:54,856 --> 01:03:56,597
Now you're back in my office...
1286
01:03:57,780 --> 01:03:59,140
in the safety of my office.
1287
01:03:59,220 --> 01:04:04,164
So you lie down, lie
down, lie down, down,
1288
01:04:04,244 --> 01:04:06,405
lie down, down, down, down.
1289
01:04:07,565 --> 01:04:10,627
Okay. So tell me,
how was your week?
1290
01:04:10,707 --> 01:04:12,500
Any highs? Any lows?
1291
01:04:12,580 --> 01:04:15,250
TEACHER: Great. Uh, I'm
gonna stop you right there.
1292
01:04:15,330 --> 01:04:19,150
So we really want to try and
determine what the action is.
1293
01:04:19,230 --> 01:04:20,530
So... what about
1294
01:04:20,610 --> 01:04:24,550
what he was doing
suggested therapy session?
1295
01:04:24,630 --> 01:04:27,640
Well, it's obvious he was
having a psychotic episode
1296
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:29,500
'cause when someone
does something like this
1297
01:04:29,580 --> 01:04:32,134
they're having anxiety
and they need help,
1298
01:04:32,214 --> 01:04:33,438
so I can help him.
1299
01:04:34,530 --> 01:04:37,090
Okay. Yeah. I, I see that.
1300
01:04:37,170 --> 01:04:39,706
Why don't we try
swapping places?
1301
01:04:39,786 --> 01:04:40,539
Okay.
1302
01:04:40,619 --> 01:04:43,712
And Holm, you can start the,
you start the action this time
1303
01:04:43,792 --> 01:04:46,613
- and then Greg, you
join in - Uh-huh.
1304
01:04:46,693 --> 01:04:47,513
[EXHALES]
1305
01:04:47,593 --> 01:04:48,645
with a line...
1306
01:04:48,725 --> 01:04:52,150
Okay. That's... you're
not doing an action, Holm.
1307
01:04:52,230 --> 01:04:54,430
That's, you're making
him lie down. Okay.
1308
01:04:54,510 --> 01:04:56,108
I guess we're just
gonna do this scene.
1309
01:04:57,690 --> 01:04:59,890
Well, that was interesting.
1310
01:04:59,970 --> 01:05:01,660
Yeah. I find it a little weird
1311
01:05:01,740 --> 01:05:04,605
that they wouldn't let me do
the scene that I wanted to do.
1312
01:05:04,685 --> 01:05:07,645
Well, you can't really force
a scene in improv, you know?
1313
01:05:07,725 --> 01:05:09,000
Well, I guess.
1314
01:05:12,730 --> 01:05:15,130
GREG: You want to
try this place?
1315
01:05:15,210 --> 01:05:18,255
NAUBERGER: Oh, no,
it looks too crowded.
1316
01:05:18,335 --> 01:05:19,921
How about the counter?
1317
01:05:20,001 --> 01:05:22,780
No, I just had
In-N-Out the other day.
1318
01:05:26,140 --> 01:05:28,730
Oh, you know, I'm
thinking, I'm probably
1319
01:05:28,810 --> 01:05:30,370
gonna move to New Jersey soon.
1320
01:05:31,270 --> 01:05:35,365
What? Uh, won't you miss LA?
1321
01:05:35,445 --> 01:05:36,380
Maybe a little.
1322
01:05:36,460 --> 01:05:38,233
Well then, why would you move?
1323
01:05:39,283 --> 01:05:42,787
Uh, just to be closer
to family. And,
1324
01:05:42,867 --> 01:05:46,525
all my classes are
online now, so... yeah.
1325
01:05:46,605 --> 01:05:47,605
It's better.
1326
01:05:48,622 --> 01:05:50,275
You'll be close to New York.
1327
01:05:50,355 --> 01:05:52,610
Pretty close.
1328
01:05:52,690 --> 01:05:54,591
I'll visit you, right?
1329
01:05:54,671 --> 01:05:58,032
Ah-hm... yeah, you could visit.
1330
01:05:58,112 --> 01:05:59,900
You know, 'cause I used
to have some friends
1331
01:05:59,980 --> 01:06:02,540
and then they weren't. I
had a, a friend, he moved
1332
01:06:02,620 --> 01:06:05,267
to New York and then I
never heard from him again.
1333
01:06:06,420 --> 01:06:09,440
- Oh, that sucks.
- Yeah.
1334
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:11,890
Yeah. People can be
kind of flaky sometimes.
1335
01:06:11,970 --> 01:06:12,970
Mm-hm.
1336
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:16,966
Well, do you wanna
just walk around
1337
01:06:16,990 --> 01:06:18,500
and maybe we'll find a place?
1338
01:06:18,580 --> 01:06:19,580
Okay.
1339
01:06:24,916 --> 01:06:27,082
[NAUBERGER HUMMING]
1340
01:06:34,450 --> 01:06:36,203
Whoa! Stop the car.
1341
01:06:36,283 --> 01:06:37,962
The bakery, the bake shop!
1342
01:06:38,042 --> 01:06:38,970
I'm not stopping the car.
1343
01:06:39,050 --> 01:06:40,570
No, they have really
good stuff there.
1344
01:06:43,309 --> 01:06:44,362
[CHEERING]
1345
01:06:44,442 --> 01:06:47,529
Woo hoo! Par-tay!
1346
01:06:47,609 --> 01:06:50,033
Looks fun, looks like
my kind of scene!
1347
01:06:50,113 --> 01:06:51,113
[LAUGHING]
1348
01:06:57,640 --> 01:07:00,740
All right, well that was
fun. Thanks for the invite.
1349
01:07:00,820 --> 01:07:02,165
What are you doing tomorrow?
1350
01:07:02,245 --> 01:07:05,720
Uh, tomorrow I'm writing...
1351
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:10,100
and, oh, I have a session
with my therapist.
1352
01:07:10,180 --> 01:07:11,463
Wait, what?
1353
01:07:12,854 --> 01:07:15,279
Yeah, my therapist.
I, I have a session.
1354
01:07:16,390 --> 01:07:17,145
Why?
1355
01:07:17,225 --> 01:07:17,978
[LAUGHING]
1356
01:07:18,058 --> 01:07:21,770
Well, you know, even
therapists have therapists.
1357
01:07:21,850 --> 01:07:25,900
Oh... yeah. Later.
1358
01:07:25,980 --> 01:07:26,980
[DOOR OPENING]
1359
01:07:30,908 --> 01:07:31,908
[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]
1360
01:07:35,155 --> 01:07:37,271
You seem uneasy.
1361
01:07:38,737 --> 01:07:39,680
Really?
1362
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:42,790
Yes. I'm noticing a tick.
1363
01:07:43,630 --> 01:07:46,660
I'm going to tell you this
only so you're aware of it.
1364
01:07:48,490 --> 01:07:50,203
You're scratching the
back of your head.
1365
01:07:51,075 --> 01:07:55,249
Oh, well maybe it's
because you were late.
1366
01:07:55,329 --> 01:07:56,360
[SIGHS]
1367
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:59,180
I do apologize for that.
1368
01:07:59,260 --> 01:08:01,400
Perhaps one of our
calming techniques can
1369
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:02,775
put you more at ease.
1370
01:08:04,270 --> 01:08:09,950
Okay. Um, yeah... How
about the, the list...
1371
01:08:10,030 --> 01:08:12,560
maybe the listing
of the five senses?
1372
01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:15,927
Okay. If that's what
you choose to do.
1373
01:08:17,300 --> 01:08:18,845
Okay.
1374
01:08:18,925 --> 01:08:20,495
[INHALES] Okay.
1375
01:08:20,575 --> 01:08:21,941
Things I can smell...
1376
01:08:23,562 --> 01:08:24,315
[SNIFFING]
1377
01:08:24,395 --> 01:08:29,721
Um... the musty smell
of the old room. Uh...
1378
01:08:31,855 --> 01:08:32,883
dust, maybe.
1379
01:08:32,963 --> 01:08:33,963
Uh...
1380
01:08:35,245 --> 01:08:37,652
things I can see...
1381
01:08:38,515 --> 01:08:40,315
a chair,
1382
01:08:41,356 --> 01:08:44,679
a plant, Dr. Nauberger?
1383
01:08:45,629 --> 01:08:46,629
What's up?
1384
01:08:46,695 --> 01:08:47,695
[MUSIC]
1385
01:08:47,750 --> 01:08:49,050
W-what are you doing here?
1386
01:08:49,130 --> 01:08:50,400
Well, I just wanted
1387
01:08:50,480 --> 01:08:52,970
to see a therapy
session. A real one.
1388
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:57,090
Hi, I'm Dr. Nauberger,
at your service.
1389
01:08:57,170 --> 01:08:59,797
Dr. Nauberger?
1390
01:08:59,877 --> 01:09:00,638
[LAUGHING]
1391
01:09:00,718 --> 01:09:02,928
This is the guy I was
telling you about.
1392
01:09:04,143 --> 01:09:04,896
Oh.
1393
01:09:04,976 --> 01:09:07,020
Dr. Nauberger at your service.
1394
01:09:07,100 --> 01:09:11,910
Dr. Nauberger, this is a
confidential therapy session.
1395
01:09:11,990 --> 01:09:14,251
Oh, but it's only for
educational purposes,
1396
01:09:14,331 --> 01:09:16,440
so it is okay.
1397
01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:18,750
If you would please
leave us now,
1398
01:09:18,830 --> 01:09:20,884
so Greg and I can resume.
1399
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:23,940
But I'm Greg's therapy patient,
1400
01:09:24,020 --> 01:09:26,281
and therefore we have
doctor client privileges
1401
01:09:26,361 --> 01:09:28,050
and it's okay.
1402
01:09:28,130 --> 01:09:29,841
I'm very confused.
1403
01:09:29,921 --> 01:09:31,623
Yeah, me too. Why
you being mean?
1404
01:09:31,703 --> 01:09:32,712
[DOOR OPENING]
1405
01:09:36,419 --> 01:09:37,419
[DOOR SLAMMING]
1406
01:09:40,370 --> 01:09:41,887
Look, that was weird, Holm.
1407
01:09:41,967 --> 01:09:43,331
You can't just
follow people around
1408
01:09:43,355 --> 01:09:44,520
and spy on them like that.
1409
01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:47,340
Yeah, but I just didn't
want to feel left out.
1410
01:09:47,420 --> 01:09:48,811
No spying!
1411
01:09:49,703 --> 01:09:52,194
Okay. You wanna go to lunch?
1412
01:09:53,150 --> 01:09:55,283
No. I, I gotta go.
1413
01:09:56,224 --> 01:09:57,224
See ya.
1414
01:10:05,784 --> 01:10:07,325
[POLICE SIREN]
1415
01:10:08,479 --> 01:10:09,812
[BOTTLE ROLLING]
1416
01:10:10,977 --> 01:10:12,477
[DISTANT SHOUTING]
1417
01:10:13,432 --> 01:10:14,432
[DOG BARKING]
1418
01:10:17,473 --> 01:10:18,473
[GRUNTING]
1419
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:20,690
Brian?
1420
01:10:22,139 --> 01:10:23,139
Doctor...
1421
01:10:23,917 --> 01:10:25,470
Dr. Nauberger?
1422
01:10:25,550 --> 01:10:26,550
Yeah.
1423
01:10:26,595 --> 01:10:28,331
Dr. Nauberger!
1424
01:10:28,411 --> 01:10:30,011
[LAUGHS] I've been
looking for you.
1425
01:10:31,010 --> 01:10:32,225
I've been to every dumpster.
1426
01:10:33,735 --> 01:10:34,771
I found my id.
1427
01:10:34,851 --> 01:10:35,963
[WHIMPERING]
1428
01:10:36,043 --> 01:10:37,043
I found my id!
1429
01:10:37,084 --> 01:10:37,837
[GLASS SHATTERING]
1430
01:10:37,917 --> 01:10:39,420
Look at me, Dr. Nauberger!
1431
01:10:39,500 --> 01:10:41,719
Look what you've done!
1432
01:10:41,799 --> 01:10:42,865
The Groupon!
1433
01:10:42,945 --> 01:10:43,698
[CAR HONKING]
1434
01:10:43,778 --> 01:10:46,102
- Look where it's gotten me!
- [DUMP TRUCK EXHAUST]
1435
01:10:46,182 --> 01:10:47,215
[ELECTRICAL BUZZ]
1436
01:10:52,158 --> 01:10:53,158
[EXHALES]
1437
01:11:05,189 --> 01:11:07,080
[PHONE RINGING]
1438
01:11:15,414 --> 01:11:16,873
GREG: Hey, it's Greg.
Leave a message,
1439
01:11:16,897 --> 01:11:17,956
and I'll get right back to you.
1440
01:11:17,980 --> 01:11:18,733
[BEEPS]
1441
01:11:18,813 --> 01:11:21,520
Hi Greg, i-it's Holm. Call me.
1442
01:11:40,748 --> 01:11:42,108
[DEEP EXHALE]
1443
01:11:42,188 --> 01:11:43,463
[MUSIC]
1444
01:12:15,797 --> 01:12:16,872
[WIND BLOWING]
1445
01:12:26,851 --> 01:12:27,901
[MUSIC]
1446
01:12:49,045 --> 01:12:51,170
[AIRPLANE ENGINE HUMS]
1447
01:12:59,316 --> 01:13:00,391
[MUSIC]
1448
01:13:05,567 --> 01:13:06,645
[PHONE BEEPING]
1449
01:13:06,725 --> 01:13:08,920
WOMAN: We're sorry. You
have reached a number
1450
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:12,106
that has been disconnected
or is no longer in service.
1451
01:13:13,973 --> 01:13:14,973
[SIGHS]
1452
01:13:45,361 --> 01:13:46,760
[HEARTSTONE CLINKS]
1453
01:14:07,971 --> 01:14:09,037
[SIGHING]
1454
01:14:14,129 --> 01:14:15,129
Gah!
1455
01:14:17,146 --> 01:14:18,146
[GRUNTS]
1456
01:14:21,395 --> 01:14:22,395
[SIGHS]
1457
01:14:40,820 --> 01:14:41,895
[EXHALES]
1458
01:14:50,925 --> 01:14:51,925
Ah!
1459
01:14:53,158 --> 01:14:54,383
Come on!
1460
01:14:55,233 --> 01:14:56,583
Were's my tent?
1461
01:15:18,490 --> 01:15:23,152
God, can Greg be my friend?
1462
01:15:23,232 --> 01:15:24,232
Please?
1463
01:15:25,270 --> 01:15:28,673
Please, let Greg be my friend.
1464
01:15:30,100 --> 01:15:31,791
Please.
1465
01:15:31,871 --> 01:15:32,871
[MUSIC]
1466
01:16:02,113 --> 01:16:03,213
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
1467
01:16:09,226 --> 01:16:10,251
[KNOCKING]
1468
01:16:11,216 --> 01:16:12,774
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1469
01:16:17,515 --> 01:16:19,070
- Dad?
- Hi Allie.
1470
01:16:19,150 --> 01:16:20,228
What's up?
1471
01:16:20,308 --> 01:16:22,970
Well, I kind of
moved out of my place
1472
01:16:23,050 --> 01:16:25,730
and I was wondering if I could
take you up on your offer.
1473
01:16:25,810 --> 01:16:29,153
I, I kind of need
a place to stay.
1474
01:16:30,340 --> 01:16:32,060
I have a job lined up.
1475
01:16:32,140 --> 01:16:33,860
I can do psychiatry on the side
1476
01:16:33,940 --> 01:16:35,827
and I'm gonna go
to school for it.
1477
01:16:36,790 --> 01:16:39,850
But I thought you said
having a license was dumb.
1478
01:16:40,720 --> 01:16:44,085
Well it is kind of dumb,
but I'll put up with it.
1479
01:16:44,975 --> 01:16:46,552
[LAUGHS]
1480
01:16:46,632 --> 01:16:47,748
[MUSIC]
1481
01:16:57,815 --> 01:16:59,143
Let me show you your room.
1482
01:17:01,593 --> 01:17:03,678
What a beautiful
place you have here.
1483
01:17:06,555 --> 01:17:07,647
Here it is.
1484
01:17:08,555 --> 01:17:09,555
Wow.
1485
01:17:15,650 --> 01:17:19,050
You're probably gonna
need another pillow.
1486
01:17:19,130 --> 01:17:21,847
Maybe an extra blanket. Hold on.
1487
01:17:53,145 --> 01:17:54,161
[PHONE PINGS]
1488
01:18:05,707 --> 01:18:07,107
[MUSIC]
1489
01:18:17,369 --> 01:18:18,435
[SIGHS]
1490
01:18:35,741 --> 01:18:36,741
[TYPING]
1491
01:18:38,526 --> 01:18:39,526
[PHONE PINGS]
1492
01:18:46,027 --> 01:18:47,185
[SIGHING]
1493
01:19:00,346 --> 01:19:01,535
GREG: Hello?
1494
01:19:01,615 --> 01:19:03,176
What's up?
1495
01:19:03,256 --> 01:19:04,717
Hey, not much.
1496
01:19:04,797 --> 01:19:08,640
Just um, reading the
paper. Eating breakfast.
1497
01:19:08,720 --> 01:19:10,410
You changed your number.
1498
01:19:10,490 --> 01:19:12,840
Yeah, I've, uh, kind of
been getting a lot of
1499
01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:14,580
spam calls recently.
1500
01:19:14,660 --> 01:19:15,871
Where are you?
1501
01:19:15,951 --> 01:19:17,580
I'm in New Jersey.
1502
01:19:17,660 --> 01:19:19,413
Who's your governor?
1503
01:19:19,493 --> 01:19:22,440
I don't know, uh,
Murphy, something.
1504
01:19:22,520 --> 01:19:24,144
Governor Eddie Murphy?
1505
01:19:24,224 --> 01:19:26,610
[LAUGHING] No.
1506
01:19:26,690 --> 01:19:28,272
You know I'm joking, right?
1507
01:19:29,990 --> 01:19:31,369
Yeah.
1508
01:19:31,449 --> 01:19:33,135
Guess where I am?
1509
01:19:33,215 --> 01:19:34,535
I don't know, where?
1510
01:19:34,615 --> 01:19:35,815
Come on, guess!
1511
01:19:36,664 --> 01:19:38,460
You're at the... park?
1512
01:19:38,540 --> 01:19:45,380
Can you hear that? I...
see... animals, and...
1513
01:19:45,460 --> 01:19:47,250
Uh, you're at the zoo!
1514
01:19:47,330 --> 01:19:51,600
No. I see, ah, big
animals with whiskers.
1515
01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:55,290
They're big and fat and wet
and they're by the water.
1516
01:19:55,370 --> 01:19:58,590
- Oh, the beach?
- Yes!
1517
01:19:58,670 --> 01:20:02,490
Ah, yeah, I think I know
where that beach is.
1518
01:20:02,570 --> 01:20:06,398
Hm. So when are you
gonna move back to LA?
1519
01:20:07,563 --> 01:20:08,450
Um...
1520
01:20:08,530 --> 01:20:11,590
I don't know. I, I don't think
anytime soon or anything.
1521
01:20:11,670 --> 01:20:12,670
Oh.
1522
01:20:13,350 --> 01:20:14,400
Tell me a joke.
1523
01:20:15,780 --> 01:20:18,640
It's a little early in the
morning for me to think of one.
1524
01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:20,260
Okay, I'll tell you one.
1525
01:20:20,340 --> 01:20:22,210
There was this guy and
this chicken and a duck
1526
01:20:22,290 --> 01:20:24,370
or maybe it was a
fowl, and, um...
1527
01:20:24,450 --> 01:20:26,560
GREG: Oh yeah, right, the foul.
1528
01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:27,850
Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
1529
01:20:27,930 --> 01:20:30,550
So there was a fowl
and a guy and everybody
1530
01:20:30,630 --> 01:20:33,760
and they wanted to
cross the road, but why?
1531
01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:35,620
Well, to go into the bar.
1532
01:20:35,700 --> 01:20:36,760
So they go into the bar
1533
01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:39,340
and of course there
was a priest there
1534
01:20:39,420 --> 01:20:42,700
and the bartender says to
the horse, why the long face?
1535
01:20:42,780 --> 01:20:43,780
You get it?
1536
01:20:44,700 --> 01:20:47,560
- Nice. Yeah.
- But did you get it?
1537
01:20:47,640 --> 01:20:50,560
Uh, yeah. Yeah. That's
pretty funny actually.
1538
01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:51,980
Alright. 'Kay.
1539
01:20:58,320 --> 01:21:00,430
So is there anything
you want to say to me
1540
01:21:00,510 --> 01:21:02,105
before we say goodbye?
1541
01:21:03,270 --> 01:21:04,998
No, I think that's it.
1542
01:21:05,078 --> 01:21:06,078
Okay.
1543
01:21:07,170 --> 01:21:08,880
Well, you're a good guy, Greg.
1544
01:21:09,930 --> 01:21:11,777
Thanks. You too.
1545
01:21:11,857 --> 01:21:15,160
Listen, if you ever
get bored, call me.
1546
01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:16,743
Okay.
1547
01:21:16,823 --> 01:21:17,823
Later.
1548
01:21:18,570 --> 01:21:19,653
Later.
1549
01:21:23,606 --> 01:21:24,622
[EXHALES]
1550
01:21:25,722 --> 01:21:26,817
[MUSIC]
1551
01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:42,370
Greg! What are you
doing down there?
1552
01:21:42,450 --> 01:21:43,370
Dr. Nauberger?
1553
01:21:43,450 --> 01:21:44,728
What's up!
1554
01:21:44,808 --> 01:21:47,129
Wha-what is this? Rolls-Royce?
1555
01:21:47,209 --> 01:21:49,670
Yeah! Well, what were
you expecting? A Ferrari?
1556
01:21:49,750 --> 01:21:50,920
[CLICKS TONGUE]
1557
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:52,128
And how?
1558
01:21:52,208 --> 01:21:54,280
Oh, it doesn't matter.
1559
01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:58,242
But... uh... Let's just
call it the power of now.
1560
01:21:59,610 --> 01:22:01,067
Come on, get in!
1561
01:22:02,130 --> 01:22:05,296
Ah, come on, you trickster!
1562
01:22:08,087 --> 01:22:10,994
♪ Feeling ♪
1563
01:22:11,074 --> 01:22:14,190
♪ it's never going up again ♪
1564
01:22:14,270 --> 01:22:17,880
♪ Like piloting ♪
1565
01:22:17,960 --> 01:22:20,951
♪ without a wing ♪
1566
01:22:21,031 --> 01:22:24,340
♪ I twist this up
inside my head ♪
1567
01:22:24,420 --> 01:22:27,350
♪ I turn it off
won't let you in ♪
1568
01:22:27,430 --> 01:22:30,859
♪ So let's pretend ♪
1569
01:22:30,939 --> 01:22:34,607
♪ we know the end ♪
1570
01:22:34,687 --> 01:22:37,826
♪ Then you ♪
1571
01:22:37,906 --> 01:22:40,858
♪ pull me through ♪
1572
01:22:40,938 --> 01:22:45,938
♪ And it feels new ♪
1573
01:22:46,750 --> 01:22:49,905
♪ To be with you ♪
1574
01:22:49,985 --> 01:22:52,942
♪ To be with you ♪
1575
01:22:53,022 --> 01:22:58,022
♪ To be with you ♪
1576
01:23:01,255 --> 01:23:04,299
♪ I can't ♪
1577
01:23:04,379 --> 01:23:07,125
♪ let it all break down again ♪
1578
01:23:07,205 --> 01:23:10,484
♪ Fast-forward it ♪
1579
01:23:10,564 --> 01:23:14,076
♪ to see the end ♪
1580
01:23:14,156 --> 01:23:17,707
♪ Trying hard to let you in ♪
1581
01:23:17,787 --> 01:23:20,631
♪ And replay
everything you said ♪
1582
01:23:20,711 --> 01:23:23,966
♪ Can we pretend ♪
1583
01:23:24,046 --> 01:23:27,560
♪ we're over this ♪
1584
01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:30,656
♪ Then you ♪
1585
01:23:30,736 --> 01:23:33,741
♪ pull me through ♪
1586
01:23:33,821 --> 01:23:38,821
♪ And it feels new ♪
1587
01:23:40,740 --> 01:23:43,892
♪ I'll stay ♪
1588
01:23:43,972 --> 01:23:47,360
♪ and throw away ♪
1589
01:23:47,440 --> 01:23:52,440
♪ Everything I knew ♪
1590
01:23:52,883 --> 01:23:56,047
♪ To be with you ♪
1591
01:23:56,127 --> 01:23:59,455
♪ To be with you ♪
1592
01:23:59,535 --> 01:24:02,769
♪ To be with you ♪
1593
01:24:02,849 --> 01:24:04,657
♪ To be with you ♪
1594
01:24:22,630 --> 01:24:25,849
♪ To be with you ♪
1595
01:24:25,929 --> 01:24:29,100
♪ To be with you ♪
1596
01:24:29,180 --> 01:24:33,758
♪ To be with you ♪
1597
01:24:33,838 --> 01:24:36,825
♪ Then you ♪
1598
01:24:36,905 --> 01:24:40,025
♪ pull me through ♪
1599
01:24:40,105 --> 01:24:45,105
♪ And it feels new ♪
1600
01:24:46,868 --> 01:24:50,061
♪ I'll stay ♪
1601
01:24:50,141 --> 01:24:53,405
♪ and throw away ♪
1602
01:24:53,485 --> 01:24:58,485
♪ Everything I knew ♪
1603
01:24:59,036 --> 01:25:01,260
♪ To be with you ♪
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