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Hey, honey. How was mommy and me?
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It was great.
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We made some new friends today.
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Oh, good for you.
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Sammy met a little girl named Holly who
has a mommy named Andrea who's a doctor.
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Oh, that's nice.
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And a daddy named... Oh, here we go.
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What? Daddy's getting a new best friend,
isn't he, Kim?
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And why not? The mommies get along, the
kids get along.
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Why wouldn't I and... Oh, let's just
call him a complete stranger.
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Want to spend hours and hours together.
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What's his name, Kim?
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What's my new best friend's name?
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Alan.
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And we're going to their house for
dinner on Saturday night. You know what?
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happens all the time, and it's not fair.
You get to choose whoever you like, and
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I get stuck with who they're married to.
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Why don't you ever get roped into stuff
like this?
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Because I chose a wife who other people
find surly and unpleasant.
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God, I love her.
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Hey, babe. What are you doing?
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Oh, I'm trying to figure out what class
to take next semester.
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Oh, that's easy.
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You immediately eliminate any class that
meets on Mondays or Fridays.
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Okay? That way you got a four -day
weekend.
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Then if you can, you kill any class that
meets before noon.
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One semester, every single one of my
classes met on Tuesdays between 1 in the
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afternoon and 10 at night.
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Well, that sounds like a really tough
day.
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Yeah, I usually just blew it off.
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Well, unlike you, I want to make it past
my freshman year.
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The problem is, all the good classes
with all the best professors fill up
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fast.
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Oh, God, there's going to be a huge
line.
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Hey, you know what we should do? We
should camp out.
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What? Camp out. You know, like we used
to when we wanted concert tickets.
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Remember when we slept out in front of
that Waxy Maxis to see Def Leppard?
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No.
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Me neither.
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God, we must have had a great time.
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You're going to try to be nice to Alan,
right?
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Yes, yes, I'm going to be nice.
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Well, remember, compliments are
conversation starters.
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That's nice. Why don't you embroider
that on a pillow and then smother me
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it?
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Alan, they're here, honey.
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Hi. Hey, guys.
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Andrea, this is my husband, Greg. Hello.
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Oh, hey, come on in. Oh, thanks. And
Kim, this is my husband, Alan.
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Hi, Alan.
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Hello. I'm Greg Warner. Nice to meet
you.
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You too.
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Alan, don't you want to pour them some
wine?
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Yeah.
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Andrea, your house is beautiful.
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Oh, thank you. You know, decorating is a
real passion of mine. I spend a lot of
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time on it.
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It's a good release from all the
stresses of being a doctor.
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You want to see the rest of the house?
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Oh, I can't wait. Okay.
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Well, let the male bonding begin.
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Okay.
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So,
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thanks for having us over.
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No problem.
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So, Kim tells me that you sell
computers.
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Yep.
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So, personal computers or big
mainframes?
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Look, if you don't mind, I really don't
like talking about work on the weekends.
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Hey, I hear that.
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That wine is delicious.
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Yep.
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Dinner smells good, huh?
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Yep.
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Excuse me.
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Hello?
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Hey, Murph.
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Man, how you doing?
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I gotta tell you about work, man.
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Yeah, I sold 300 machines to the school
district.
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Biggest sale in company history, and I
can't stop telling people.
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Hey, man, you gotta let me take you to
Pebble Beach.
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I've been waiting for the right occasion
to play golf there.
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Yeah, I got time for it, Joe.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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You crazy?
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Hey, look here, man. I got to go.
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Something like that.
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Sorry, I had to take that. No problem.
Sounds like a pretty funny joke.
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Yep.
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Hey, how was the husband date?
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It was not a date.
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Oh, somebody didn't get a goodnight
kiss.
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I got something he can kill.
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He's just a little shy.
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Yeah, in a world where shy means rude,
like France.
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Maybe he's playing hard to get.
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Well, I gave him everything I had. I was
warm. I was charming.
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I was job interview Greg, and I'll tell
you what he was. He was Mr. Yep all
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night long. Yep.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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It's like having dinner with Sling
Blade.
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Sounds like someone finally got a taste
of his own medicine. Oh, what?
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Greg. That's exactly how you usually
behave.
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How many times have we met couples where
you wanted nothing to do with the
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husband? Yeah, but those guys are like
the fat cousins.
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What?
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You remember when you were young and
your mom made you take your fat cousin
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didn't have any friends to the movies?
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I didn't have any fat cousins. Well,
that's exactly what those women are
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with their husbands.
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Oh, skinny cousins took me to the
movies.
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Oh, my God. Alan thinks I'm the fat
cousin.
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Oh, my God. I was the fat cousin.
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Tim,
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I can't believe this. He thinks I'm some
loser husband who doesn't have any
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friends. What a jerk.
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Well, you only have to be nice to him
one more time. Why?
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Well, they invited us to their house. We
have to reciprocate. Yeah, it's called
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etiquette.
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these rules.
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It's just one more time. Then Andrea and
I can be friends and we'll leave you
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guys out of it. Well, fine, but don't
even expect me to try this time. He
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he's going to give me the cold shoulder?
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Liquid nitrogen, baby.
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All right, next guy who wants to buy is
your boyfriend.
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Shut up.
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There's your boyfriend.
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There's your boyfriend. That's stupid.
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Shut up.
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Yeah, well, next girl who walks by is
your girlfriend.
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Excuse me.
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Sit down.
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Stupid.
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Hi. Hey.
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Hi.
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Excuse me, look, we hate to bother you,
but we just want to let you know that
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the homeless shelter's right around the
corner.
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I think they're giving out turkey
sandwiches.
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You know, we're not homeless. We're
waiting in line.
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What line?
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The line to register for classes.
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Registration's tomorrow?
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Yeah. You'd better get in line.
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I should call Katie and Michelle and
tell them to get down here.
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We'll go around the corner, fix up some
turkey sandwiches.
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What are you doing?
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I'm watching the game.
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Well, turn it off. Andrea and Alan are
here. I'm not going to turn it off. You
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can't turn it off either.
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Damn,
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forgot about that.
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Greg, you don't have to be his best
friend. Let's just get through this
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and it will all be over with. Fine.
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One of my patients called and, well,
that's just how it is when you're a
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Well, come on in. Welcome to our house.
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Okay, Greg.
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Do you remember Alice?
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Yep.
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Dinner will be ready in a few minutes.
Andrea, it's your turn for the grand
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tour. Great.
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Come on, it won't take very long. No, I
guess not.
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Just so you know, I'm not the fat
cousin.
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What are you talking about? I'm not some
loser who gets fixed up with his wife's
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friends like somebody's fat cousin. I'm
not the fat cousin. I'm the pretty one.
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Whatever. Hey, hey, don't whatever me.
I'm the whatever guy, okay?
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Uh -huh, yep, whatever. That's all mine.
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I don't want to be here any more than
you do, okay? And don't think that I
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know what you're doing.
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Because I'm usually the one who gets
stuck with the losers.
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I'm right, aren't I?
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Look, I'm sorry. It's just that I...
Hey, hey, hey. Save your apology. I
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care. I'm like you, buddy. You don't
want to be my friend. I don't want to be
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yours. We just need to get through this.
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No, I really am sorry. It's just that
I've been through this a million times
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I always get stuck with the loser.
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Well, I've been through it two million
times.
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You know, why is it that our wives think
that just because they make friends
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with someone that all of a sudden the
husbands have to be friends too? I mean,
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got enough... friend. Yeah, well, I've
got more than enough friends. In fact, I
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was just saying, I might be thinking
about cutting back.
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Me too, and I don't have time for you.
Well, I don't have time for you either.
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You know, you all right.
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Yeah, you're all right, too. You ought
to have seen the last guy I had to spend
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the evening with. All night long, he
talked about his Jack Russell Terriers.
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Man, I had a guy try to teach me yoga.
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Oh, Civil War buff.
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Ham radio operator.
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One guy made his own honey. Made me
touch his bees.
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I had that guy.
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Yeah? I got stoned.
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Yeah, me too. Right there.
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You know, I was serious when I said I'm
full up on friends.
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But I can always find room for one more.
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Yeah, I guess I could too.
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So you want to play Dungeons and
Dragons?
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I'm just kidding you. Let's watch a
game.
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Man, I didn't know it was going to be so
cold tonight.
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Excuse me.
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If you're not using that blanket, you
mind if we borrow it?
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Would you let us cut in front of you?
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Are you trying to get into Econ 101 on
Mondays and Wednesdays?
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No. Give me the damn blanket.
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Hey,
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look at that.
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People got half a bucket of chicken
right there.
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Excuse me.
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Is that original or extra crispy?
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Extra crispy.
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Well, this was really nice.
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Yeah. Oh, and I will have my decorator
call you tomorrow.
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Now, she's usually very busy, but I'll
just tell her it's an emergency.
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Great.
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Yeah, well, this evening was
excruciating for me. Yeah, I feel sorry
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next husband you get picked up with.
Hey, seriously, it was a lot of fun.
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man, we got to do this again.
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Definitely.
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Too soon for a hug? A little bit. Okay.
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Drive safe.
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Good night. Good night.
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Thank you so much.
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What was that for?
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I never expected you to make such an
effort.
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No effort at all.
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Well, I really appreciate that you did
it for me.
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And the good news is you'll never see
them again.
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What?
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That woman is starting to drive me nuts.
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She never shuts up.
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Criticizing everything about the house.
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She said she'd like to see more earth
tone.
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Here's an idea. Drop dead.
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Wait a minute. What about Alan?
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What about him? You're off the hook. I
don't want to be off the hook. I like
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him. What?
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I like him. He likes me. We're friends.
I told him we'd plan something for next
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weekend.
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I'm not going.
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Oh, yes, you are.
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I did it for you. For once I make
friends, you're going to have to learn
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friends with the wife starting next
weekend.
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Well, that's not fair.
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Kim, your sister and your brother -in
-law, who barely graduated from high
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school, get to live in the same size
house as I do.
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Fair went out the window a long time
ago.
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your roommate again for this really cool
watch.
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Hey, uh, you're not upset that we moved
this far back in line, are you?
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No, no. I mean, no one I let in front of
us is taking the classes I want.
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Besides, you know, I'm going to college
to make our lives better.
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And all this stuff we've gotten, I think
our lives are better already.
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Hey, looks like they're opening up.
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What are we all doing here?
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We're waiting to register for classes.
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Huh?
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Hey, folks, you guys don't need to be
here.
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You register online, not in line.
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I don't know who told you to wait out
here.
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been thinking about joining the country
club, but we gotta find one that has
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golf and tennis.
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Andrea plays tennis.
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Get out of here. Kim plays tennis. She
was the captain of her high school team.
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Really?
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Yep.
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Hey, have you guys been to Hawaii?
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No, no, we haven't. Then we should go.
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The women can play tennis and the men
can play golf. It'll be perfect. Kim, do
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you hear that?
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It's perfect.
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Alan, could you help me bring out the
coffee, please?
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No problem.
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Be right back, y 'all.
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What are you doing?
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Just having fun with my friend.
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I am not going on vacation with her.
Well, I don't know, Kim. Sammy loves
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Alan and I are friends.
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Kim, if I may quote the poster with the
dangling kitty above your desk.
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Hang in there, baby.
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I need another drink.
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You owe me this. Look, I am only being
nice to her because you asked me to, but
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there is no way I am going away on
vacation with that prissy little twit.
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She's nice.
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Oh, please.
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She's so sweet and cheerful. She makes
me want to throw up.
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And all I do, I just try and help her.
She's so clueless, she doesn't even
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realize how much help she really needs.
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Excuse me?
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You think I need your help?
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Well, I think you need somebody's help.
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If my hair was on fire.
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Fire is the only thing that's going to
help that hair anyway.
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Hey, everything all right in here?
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No.
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Apparently Andrea has a problem with me
because I don't listen to all of her
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condescending advice and immediately do
everything that she says.
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Well, I can't help it if you're
psychologically unable to confront your
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inadequacies. And I should know. I am a
doctor. I know.
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What, doctor?
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I'm going to go home, take two aspirin,
and call you a bitch.
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I need to go lay down.
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Oh, my God, her little voice just goes
through my skull.
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This could all blow over.
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Probably not.
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What are we going to do?
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We could see each other anyway.
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When?
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I don't know. Weekends?
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Nah, I spend my weekends with my wife
and kids.
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Yeah.
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Me too.
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We could talk on the phone.
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Nah, that won't be very satisfying.
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So what are you trying to say?
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I think we both know.
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Clean break, huh?
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I think it's best.
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She's going to set you up with other
husbands, isn't she?
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Yeah, but it's not going to be the same.
It's probably going to be another
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loser. Well, that does make me feel
better.
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And remember, if Kim divorces you or,
God forbid, dies,
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you've got a friend.
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I hear you.
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Well, goodbye,
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buddy.
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Bye, buddy.
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I'm so happy we could finally get
together to give Greg and David a chance
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meet. Yeah.
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I chose to freeze.
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I don't know what you got.
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Until it's gone.
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And I find out. And if you can let me
in.
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I'd be all about you.
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Getting used to.
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To learn to live with it.
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David just asked if you wanted to go
lawn bowling on Sunday, do you?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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