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Hi, guys. It’s been a while.
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We’re gonna meet a new tutor today.
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So what? Let’s play a game today.
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Yeah.
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Why do we need psychology
if we are physicists?
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If teacher said so, then we need it.
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- Really?
- When will she come here?
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She will come soon.
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Let’s repeat our old trick.
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- Say something.
- 1,2,3. Connected?
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- Yes, it is.
- Great.
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So
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Hi, guys. It’s been a while.
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We’re going to continue our stories.
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I don’t remember how many of them we had already.
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We’re gonna meet a new tutor today.
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Do you think it’s going to work?
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I think it’s going to work.
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Damn, it will be really great if we
manage to make it up as we planned.
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Well... She will be running the exam.
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- We don’t need this psychology.
- She is disgusting.
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Are you just looking at yourself?
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Everything is working and focused.
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OK, we’ve got all the materials. Let’s wait for her.
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Did you hide everything needed?
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- Yes.
- Cool.
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Yes, come in.
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Hello, hello.
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- Hello.
- So, who needed a tutor?
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Well, actually we are physicists.
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But we need to pass an exam in psychology this year.
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I don’t know why do engineers need it.
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Okay, let’s see.
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You better have a seat.
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Sit down.
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So, please let me see your exam questions.
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- Yes, sure.
- I need to check your tasks.
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- Here is the list of tasks.
- Okay, questions.
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Subjects in psychology.
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Science and psychology.
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Okay, I see.
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Research methods in psychology.
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Introspection in psychology.
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Testing and analysis in psychology.
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Well, okay.
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Ask questions immediately, if you have some.
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We have a lot of questions and no answers.
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Exactly.
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Okay, I see.
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Who is running your exam?
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Marivanna.
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I know her.
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- Well...
- She’s an old bitch, to be honest.
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She’s a professor, so she wants students
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to use their original ideas when answering.
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That’s weird, because we have so many subjects.
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And concrete structures, not original ideas.
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Let’s practice this if you want to pass the exam.
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So we can find our original solutions.
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So, the structure of human psychology.
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Classifications of sensations.
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How do they work.
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Properties of perceptual disorders.
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Focus and actions, okay.
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Actions...
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Yeah, well.
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Listen and note.
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What did you mean by original ideas?
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Well, let’s start from the meaning of the word ‘psychology’.
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It means life and soul, word and knowledge.
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What?
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Traditionally, we consider psychology
as a knowledge about soul.
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But actually it is the way of control.
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Control of what?
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Let’s study this on PET tomography example.
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- What?!
- Let me explain.
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For example
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let’s start from the beginning.
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Psychology appeared as a part of antique philosophy.
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Ancient greek philosophers learnt it to control their bodies
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And how to control their emotions, especially for soldiers.
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This is really useful.
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This is very interesting.
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Actually, I can prove that these ideas work.
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How do they work?
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For example, I'm really afraid of being tickled.
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Thanks to psychology, I’ve learned
how to detach from these reflexes.
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And how not to react on it.
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Well, stop.
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I don’t think we will pass the exam this way.
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The textbook says completely contradictory things.
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I'm confident in my theory and ready to prove it to you.
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- So we can bet.
- Bet?
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I’ll bet my fee for this session on it.
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As long as you’re betting just as much.
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- So in this case we should pay
you double price? - Yes.
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Okay, let’s capture it.
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I am very afraid of being tickled.
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But I promise to stay in control of my mind.
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I can stay calm and control my receptors.
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In order to avoid reacting to external triggers.
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I will prove it.
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I know how we will do it.
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How?
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We need an electric toothbrush and a harmonica.
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- Bring it here.
- Okay.
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Here you go.
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You should put the harmonica into your mouth.
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Okay.
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And I will tickle you now.
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- Okay.
- It’s a common joke among physicists.
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If it goes on for more than three seconds — game over.
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Anything before that doesn't count.
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I mean, the sound.
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Well, deal.
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- Let’s try it out.
- Are you filming? - Yeah.
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Let’s start.
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So
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Be careful.
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Let me tie it up.
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Don’t forget about 3 seconds.
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- I just checked it out, guys.
- Okay.
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- Oh! - Are you filming?
- Yes, I am.
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She’s doing really well.
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Controlling herself.
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Okay, let’s not count this one.
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We made her laugh.
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She’s really good.
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Well...
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We’re filming everything. We have a deal.
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Stop.
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Don’t forget that you can’t move.
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We have a deal.
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The sound of despair.
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Wait.
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She’s breathing harder.
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Wait.
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Let’s take it off.
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Yeah, let’s do it.
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Be careful.
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May I?
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Just to keep the experiment clean.
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- With one hand like a pro.
- Oh yeah.
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She’s doing really well.
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The toothbrush will die before she moves.
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I think we can make her move.
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Wow, something is coming.
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No? Isn’t it?
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Hey, listen. I have an idea.
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- What kind of idea?
- You’ll see it now.
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Look what I’ve got.
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Let’s change.
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Take a pillow.
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Look.
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Stand up like this.
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Yeah, okay?
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Okay
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Fuck.
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- She’s really tough.
- Indeed.
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- Or not that tough.
- Let’s try another mode.
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Fuck, she’s really tough.
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Fuck yeah.
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Maybe we lost the game already.
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- No way.
- No?
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Let’s wait.
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She’s still tough.
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But something is moving.
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Well, yeah.
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Play harmonica for us.
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- How can she be so tough?
- I don’t know.
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Let’s try the strongest mode.
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Something is starting.
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We did it!
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She couldn’t handle it.
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Fuck off!
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- Fuck off with your psychology.
- Congratulations.
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Just fuck me, please.
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I want to fuck so much.
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- We did it.
- Yes, we did it.
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Go on the couch.
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Which side do you pick?
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I’ll stay near her face.
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Deal.
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Go down.
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Give me your ass.
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Move closer.
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Was it worthy?
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Yeah?
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Let me have a seat here a bit.
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Go a bit down.
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Can you deal with our professor so we can pass the exam?
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The same way.
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Yeah, we can do it the same way.
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- Once again.
- Yeah.
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High five!
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Do you like to be our tutor?
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Let’s not talk about psychology.
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Be careful.
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Move your ass.
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Good job.
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I see you’re chilling hard.
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- Let’s change.
- I think we can.
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What about her ass?
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I’m in!
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And I’m gonna play here.
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Good.
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Wait a second.
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I’m starting to like psychology.
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Me too.
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Lie on your back.
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Let’s move a little bit.
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Good job, man.
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Move closer.
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I will cum soon.
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Let me come here.
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Put your leg up.
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Wait.
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Do you like it?
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Are you okay?
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Yes.
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Not too hard. She is sensitive.
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All psychologists are so sensitive?
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I never tried to control that.
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Let’s try your theory on your breasts.
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Let’s try it next time.
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Okay.
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Wait. Stay here.
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Come on.
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Move there.
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Just put it down.
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Good.
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Don’t you want to start studying psychology?
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- Me? - Yeah.
- No way.
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I like girls psychologists more.
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Let’s change.
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Not yet.
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Now let’s do it.
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- I just came. - Did you?
- Yes.
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- I’m gonna cum soon too.
- We will became psychology bros.
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Exactly.
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Now you’ll get the load.
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- Let’s switch.
- Yes.
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Come on.
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Show us your ass. That’s it.
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- We are psychology bros now!
- Exactly.
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We can make you cum again.
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Hold it.
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Move closer to him.
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Lie on the back.
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Take your harmonica.
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She’s playing us a song.
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You chose the right point.
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Hold it like this.
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Oh, guys.
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I came again.
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Okay, I lost the game.
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But I taught the lesson.
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- You own us nothing.
- Yeah.
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We want to have the next lesson tomorrow.
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We will see.
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- Don’t forget your shoes.
- Yeah, the shoes.
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Check the stream.
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Guys, we did it!
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As always.
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Come on.
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We will wait for you on our next stream.
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We need to have more lessons.
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Bye!
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