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Come on, people.

Focus. I can't believe this group of
highly paid professionals can't come up

with one good idea.

Ah, there's Murphy. Help us out here.
We've hit a roadblock and we're running

out of time.

Where should we go for lunch?

I want beef, dammit.

I'm sorry, guys. I'm not eating with you
today. I've got a date. How do I look,

Frank? Am I overdressed? Are pearls too
much? I like the pearls.

Do you need the dress?

Would you just shut up and help me with
them?

A lunch date and pearls.

Well, this is certainly more interesting
than all that verifiable nuclear

disarmament stuff Miles wasted our
entire morning with.

What's happening back there, Frank?

Oh, God, I'm going to be late. Oh, I
can't get this. My hands are too big.

Huge, actually.

Here.

Let me.

I do this all the time for Doris.

Murphy, aren't you going to tell us who
the mystery man is?

He's not a mystery man, and it's not a
date date. I'm meeting my high school

journalism teacher, Mr. Hamilton.

He's the reason I joined my high school
newspaper.

He ran it like the New York Times.

Toughest editor I ever had.

Sounds like I had the female equivalent
of your Mr. Hamilton.

Mrs. Bronstein was the most demanding
teacher in school.

She's dead now.

Probably teaching Beowulf in hell.

Darn latch.

This is obviously defective.

There. Men are so hopeless.

Okay, I'm going now. I'll be at

Phil's. I thought he'd like it there.

Or do you think I should have made
reservations at the press club?

Ah, this is ridiculous.

I'm an accomplished woman.

It's not like the man is going to give
me a grade for God's sake.

Besides, since when did I start worrying
about what other people think of me?

Pearl, what was I thinking?

Murphy.

You're wearing your pearls.

This guy must be somebody pretty
special.

He is. Phil, I'd like you to meet Mr.
Hamilton.

He was my high school journalism
teacher.

No kidding.

I bet this one must have been a real
pistol in high school.

Why don't you have a look for yourself,
Phil? I brought along the old yearbook.

The Centurion, circa 1966.

Aw, no. You didn't really. You used to
be such a nice man.

And here's our girl right here.

Whoa.

Would you look at that?

It must be four feet tall.

It's a beehive. It was fashionable then.

It looks like Jippy Pop just before it's
ready to blow.

Hey, I bet you can't guess who this is.

Hey!

At least it's not that picture of me in
my gym shorts.

Murphy, I can't tell you how great it is
to catch up with you again after all

these years.

You may not realize it, but I had three
major influences in my life.

Edward R. Murrow, Wile E. Coyote, and
Mr.

Hamilton. Hey, Murphy.

Enough already with this Mr. Hamilton
stuff. Call me Ken.

Gee, that's a little like calling the
Queen of England Betty, but... Okay.

Ken.

Murphy, you should see the old school
now. We've added a video department, and

for the last ten years, I've been
teaching broadcast journalism.

Till I hit that magic number 65.

Well, I remember the kind of hours you
used to put in. If anyone deserves to

enjoy retirement, it's you.

Are you kidding? I hate it. I'm not the
kind of guy who wants to spend the rest

of his days walking on the beach with a
metal detector.

I want to keep doing the things I love.

So I'm going to open a school right here
in the hub of the news world. I love

this. It's a terrific idea.

But opening a school has got to be an
enormous investment.

It is, but I'm taking it slowly.

You're looking at the dean, registrar,
custodian, and head nurse.

I'm excited about this, Murphy. It's got
the old blood pumping again.

I want to help you. A pension's not
going to go very far. I want to make a

donation. After all, if it weren't for
you, I wouldn't be here today.

No way. I'm not going to take your
money, even though People magazine says

you're rolling in it.

There is one thing you could do. What
you just said would make a wonderful

in my brochure. Can I use it?

Of course you can use it. I'd put my
name on anything Ken Hamilton was

with. Murphy, that's terrific. With your
name and my skill, I'll have so much

business, I'll be turning students away.

Say, Murphy, the guy at the bar wants to
know if you can still get into this

position on the balance beam.

I've just seen the most confounding,
even shocking advertisement in today's

paper. Listen to this.

Learn the techniques that took me to the
top. Join the exciting world of

television. Sign up now for the Murphy
Brown School of Broadcasting. Lower left

-hand corner, right next to the girdle
ad.

Look at this picture.

Holy cow, that's Murphy.

A very young Murphy.

Her hair...

Commercial endorsements besmirch our
entire profession.

Oh, sure, I could have taken that
lucrative contract to push Fruit of the

But did I?

No.

Once a journalist tap -dances across the
screen in a banana suit, he can kiss

his credibility goodbye.

Morning, everybody.

Morning, Murph. So, what is it? Some
kind of tax shelter thing, or did you

lose your mind? What are you talking
about?

Take a look.

Right near the Bustin' Larger ad.

Oh, no.

The Murphy Brown School.

That picture.

That hair.

Oh, please tell me this is a joke.

What are you saying, Murphy? That you
didn't know about this? That it's a

mistake? Of course it's a mistake.

Look at me. If my hair were any higher,
I could sell Lyft tickets on it.

Well, you'll never guess what I saw in
the paper this morning.

Gee, I wonder what it could be, Miles.

I saw an ad.

Cemetery plots are on sale at Mount
Zion.

And I could use one of those, too.

Because then I looked over and saw an ad
for the Murphy Brown School of

Broadcasting. I hope it's successful,
Murphy.

Then you could buy me a nice headstone
for the plot I ordered.

Right after I returned his phone call
from Ted Koppel, who wants to know where

he should register for that high
-paying, glamorous, easy -to -learn

I feel, Miles. I told Mr. Hamilton he
could use my name. He obviously

misunderstood. You've got to fix this,
Murphy.

I can't have my on -air talent involved
in anything that could bring on negative

press. Believe me, I know. Look, I'm
sure I can straighten this out pretty

easily.

Murphy, hello.

I hope I'm not interrupting anything.

Mr. Ken, how about that? We were just
talking about you. Let me introduce you

the people I work with.

Jim Dial, Frank Montana, Corky Sherwood,
Miles Silverberg. This is Ken Hamilton,

the man I owe most of my success to.

And the founder of the Murphy Brown
School of Broadcasting.

Murphy, I came by to get your opinion
about these new brochures. I just picked

them up from the printers.

Actually, I wouldn't mind getting all
your reactions. After all, you're the

professionals.

There's that picture again.

They can do this to hair, but they can't
get that squeak out of my dashboard.

Ken, maybe we should go in my office. I
think we should talk.

Sure.

Oh, hey, you've still got that old AP
style book I gave you when you

Yeah.

Well, listen, Ken, here's the thing.

I think there's been a little
misunderstanding.

See, when I said you could use my name,
I...

I never thought, you know, you'd name
the whole school after me. Yeah, pretty

great, huh? I wanted to surprise you.

Oh, it's a surprise, all right.

And I see here that Kathleen Sullivan
called, wanting to know if she could get

in on the early admissions program.

Look, Ken, I know you meant it as a
compliment, but having my name on the

could cause a lot of problems.

Oh, gee.

I guess that just never occurred to me.

You know I would never use your name if
it makes you feel uncomfortable.

That's the bottom line.

Well, thank you, Ken.

Thank you for understanding.

That's why I want you to come to the
Murphy Brown School of Broadcasting

tonight. Give it a real going over. Then
if you still have a problem, we'll take

that name right off. But I can guarantee
you, you're gonna love it.

What do you say?

Ken, to be honest, I...

I think it's a great idea.

Terrific. And you know what?

I just got another idea.

Oh, boy.

Imagine how excited the students would
be if the whole FYI team showed up

tonight, helped kick off the first
night.

Gee, that would be exciting, but...
Terrific.

Oh, listen, I got to run. I got a
million things to do before tonight.

thank you.

Thank you for everything.

Isn't life great?

Okay,

guys, I know it looks bad, but... But
what?

I don't know.

I would just like to point something
out.

Just because my car holds five people, I
had to drive.

So now my brand new BMW is sitting out
in that parking lot waiting to be

stripped, smashed, and set on fire.

Thank you, Murphy.

When you visit my plot, bring the
steering wheel. I'd like that.

There aren't any ivy -covered halls
donated by millionaires, but that's not

education's about.

Now, I'm going in there to show my
support for a wonderful man and his

Besides, it's freezing out here.

Hey, look, it's Murphy Brown. Oh, look
at that. There's a big turnout. That's

something. And who knows? Maybe one of
these people might be the next Edward R.

Murrow.

Wow, Murphy Brown. Bob Wilson.

This is a real thrill for me. Well, it's
nice to meet you too, Bob.

So what brings you here? A lifelong
dream to be a broadcast journalist?

What? Oh, no, no. I'm just here to meet
my wife.

She's in traffic school next door and
it's too dangerous to wait outside.

Well, nice talking to you. Oh, come on.
I can't believe it.

Jim Dial.

You know my friends say I sound just
like you.

Murphy, I can't tell you how much this
means to me. And thank you all for

coming. I'm sorry I wasn't here to greet
you, but I had to talk to the landlord

about the heat.

Oh, good. There it is now.

Okay. So, everyone, I want to welcome
you to the first class

of the Murphy Brown School of
Broadcasting.

This is an exciting moment in my life,
and I'm gratified that some very special

guests are here to share it with me.
Won't you please welcome a former

of mine, Murphy Brown, and the FYI team.

Come on up here, folks, where everyone
can see you.

laughing back at Mr. Patrice's geometry
class.

She'd start to talk about the hypotenuse
of a triangle and I'd be out like a

light. Then whack! The ruler would come
right across the back of my head.

I still have the scars.

All right, hold the talking. I wasn't,
he was. He was talking.

Now, I always tell my students, a good
journalist does what?

Goes right to the source.

And what better source than Murphy
Brown?

So, Murphy.

Why don't you stand up and tell the
class what has made you one of the most

successful journalists in broadcasting
today?

I wasn't prepared to make a speech.

I don't want to get marked down a grade,
so how about I just

answer a couple of questions?

Miss Brown, I've always wanted to be a
broadcast journalist, just like you.

Thank you. What is your question?

How much money do you make a year?

Class, I think we would make better use
of our time if we had questions that

related to the way in which a journalist
works. Yes, in the back.

I have a question about tabloids. Oh,
good. That's a very interesting area.

do you want to know?

I read in the Enquirer that you're
dating Jack Nicholson.

If that's true, do you make more money
than he does? And is that a problem?

I don't want to hog the floor here. How
about we just turn it over to our senior

anchor, Jim Dial? I'm sure there must be
a lot of questions for him.

Yes, the gentleman in the motorcycle
jacket.

Yeah. I heard.

They're paying Deborah Norville a
million two.

Now, is that standard for an entry
-level position?

Following that, I paid 20 % down on my
townhouse and took out a 30 -year

mortgage so I could get the maximum
interest deduction.

I hope that answers your questions.

I think I got the heating problem taken
care of. I'm sorry for the

inconvenience. Thank you, Murphy, and
thank you, FYI team.

I thought I would conclude tonight's
class by discussing some of the

principles of broadcast journalism.

Let's see. We've been in here for three
hours at 350 degrees.

I'm done.

Now you're going to see what Ken
Hamilton does best.

The primary obligation of any
journalist... is to remain objective and

impartial. The press must never become
too closely associated with those whose

influence might color that precious
objectivity. Isn't that right, Murphy?

Uh, well, yes, up to a point.

But sometimes it's necessary to
establish a more personal relationship

means to get the story behind the story.

Well, yes, I see your point.

Anyway, in television news, all parties
work together to get the truth on the

air. I'm sure you'd agree with that,
Murphy.

Actually,

the realities of television news are
network politics, run -ins with

and concern over ratings. But I'm sure
that's what you meant.

In any case, it all comes down to the
story. And nothing can compare to the

excitement of the clacking teletype
machine when a fast -breaking news story

com... Yes, Murphy?

Um, it's all computerized now. We
haven't used teletype machines in years.

an emotional limb here.

Would you like to talk about it?

Yes.

Yes, I would.

Eldon, have you ever had a mentor?

Of course.

Well, I did too.

He was my high school journalism
teacher.

But tonight I sat in a classroom and
realized I'd surpassed my mentor.

I knew it.

He knew it.

It was difficult for both of us.

I had the same experience.

It happened many years ago.

It was an artist in Greenwich Village.

Now, I considered the man a genius.

We would sit and talk together about
theory, technique for hours.

His work was incredible, bold, yet so
full of feeling.

I had asked if I could observe him at
work, but he's a very private man.

So one day, I couldn't resist.

I went to his studio.

I climb up on the roof, and I look at
him through the skylight. And there he

was, stark naked.

I watched, amazed, as my mentor sits in
a can of paint

and drags his butt across a canvas like
a dog on a carpet.

He sold that painting for $45 ,000.

He called it the crack of dawn.

It was a very painful experience for me.

And as you can tell, I'm still not
completely over it.

Yes, go on.

This whole situation's gotten totally
out of hand.

How do I tell my mentor he's failing? It
would break his heart.

So to put this in layman's terms, you're
going to let this old guy sit up on a

rotting scaffold because you haven't got
the paint cans to be honest with him.

Is that it?

Why is this happening to me? I was just
minding my own business. If you really

respect this teacher of yours, you will
tell him the truth.

I know.

Thanks for the ear, Eldon. Never say
that to an artist.

Thank you, Mr. McDougal. That was
certainly enthusiastic.

Well, I guess that's all the time we
have tonight, so class dismissed.

Murphy, hi.

What brings you to this neck of the
woods?

If you have a minute, I'd like to talk.

Yeah, I've always got a minute for my
star pupil.

The floor is all yours.

Mr. Hamilton, 25 years ago, I came to
you confused about my future.

We sat down in your classroom, kind of
like we're doing now, and I talked and

you listened and you asked me one simple
question.

What did I want to do?

No one had ever really asked me that
before.

You wanted to study journalism. That's
right.

And one of the reasons I got the courage
to follow my dream was that I knew that

if you thought it was wrong, you would
have told me. Even if it hurt, you never

pulled any punches.

Sounds like you've got something on your
mind, Murphy.

I do.

I think the school is a mistake.

The equipment is totally out of date.

The students are hopeless. And frankly,
there's a very big difference between

life in the classroom and life in the
real world.

I know how much teaching means to you,
but I think you're throwing your life

savings away.

Oh, great, Mr. Hamilton. I'm so glad I
caught you. Do you mind? This is

of a private conversation.

This will only take a minute.

Mr. Hamilton, I'm sorry I missed class
today, but I have a great excuse.

I got a job.

A job?

A job? Yeah.

You know, when we talked last night, he
stayed after class till one in the

morning, telling me not to quit, not to
give up.

And I said it was pointless.

Well, I was wrong. I took your advice, I
went down to the PBS station today, and

I got it. A job.

Michael, congratulations.

See, you just needed to believe in
yourself.

What kind of a job, exactly?

An intern.

Well, a gopher, really. But it pays the
rent, and the last guy at the job is now

a field reporter for a network
affiliate.

Oh, Michael, this is wonderful news. I'm
so proud of you.

Well, I gotta run.

Mr. Hamilton, I'm sorry that I won't be
able to finish this semester.

You're really something.

Good luck, kiddo.

Keep in touch.

You bet.

Bye.

Boy, I feel like a world -class jerk.

You realize that in a year's time, I'll
be begging that kid for a better time

slot.

I guess nobody knows anything about
anything.

Murphy, you didn't say anything tonight
that I didn't tell myself after that

first class.

Really? I know I'm out of touch.

But I can fix that.

You can teach me.

Now, how's that for coming full circle?

Mr. Hamilton, you have got yourself a
deal. Great.

Now, how about I drive you over to
Phil's and treat you to dinner and a pop

quiz? You're on.

But you've got to stop calling me Mr.
Hamilton. I told you. It's Ken.

Ken. Ken Hamilton.

That's a great name for a school, don't
you think?

The Ken Hamilton school of broadcasting.

I like it.

Good.