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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,731 --> 00:00:01,755 >> Lou: FROM HOLLYWOOD - IT'S 2 00:00:01,755 --> 00:00:03,609 "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!" 3 00:00:03,609 --> 00:00:04,573 TONIGHT -- 4 00:00:04,573 --> 00:00:05,973 ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, 5 00:00:05,973 --> 00:00:07,574 AND AIMEE LOU WOOD. 6 00:00:07,574 --> 00:00:10,076 WITH CLETO AND THE CLETONES. 7 00:00:10,076 --> 00:00:14,173 AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! 8 00:00:14,173 --> 00:00:14,473 ♪ 9 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:25,017 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 10 00:00:25,017 --> 00:00:25,584 >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE THAT. 11 00:00:25,584 --> 00:00:25,751 HI. 12 00:00:25,751 --> 00:00:28,754 VERY NICE. 13 00:00:28,754 --> 00:00:32,169 THANK YOU FOR COMING. 14 00:00:32,169 --> 00:00:33,370 I'M JIMMY, I'M THE HOST OF THE 15 00:00:33,370 --> 00:00:34,471 SHOW. 16 00:00:34,471 --> 00:00:35,970 THANKS FOR WATCHING. 17 00:00:35,970 --> 00:00:36,968 THANK YOU FOR JOINING US HERE IN 18 00:00:36,968 --> 00:00:39,669 LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, ON 19 00:00:39,669 --> 00:00:42,265 BASKETBALL NIGHT IN AMERICA. 20 00:00:42,265 --> 00:00:43,569 FROM THE HEART OF AMERICAN 21 00:00:43,569 --> 00:00:45,165 BASKETBALL, INDIANA. 22 00:00:45,165 --> 00:00:46,365 A SPECIAL WELCOME TO THOSE OF 23 00:00:46,365 --> 00:00:47,670 YOU WHO WATCHED THE PACERS 24 00:00:47,670 --> 00:00:48,866 PLAY THE THUNDER. 25 00:00:48,866 --> 00:00:50,265 A FEW MINUTES FROM NOW, I'M 26 00:00:50,265 --> 00:00:51,865 GOING TO ASK ARNOLD 27 00:00:51,865 --> 00:00:52,965 SCHWARZENEGGER TO SAY "INDIANA 28 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:54,164 PACERS" AND OKLAHOMA CITY 29 00:00:54,164 --> 00:00:54,431 THUNDER." 30 00:00:54,431 --> 00:00:56,364 AND WHICHEVER ONE SOUNDS 31 00:00:56,364 --> 00:00:57,564 FUNNIEST, I'M BETTING ON THAT 32 00:00:57,564 --> 00:00:58,281 TEAM TO WIN IT ALL. 33 00:00:58,281 --> 00:01:01,451 [ APPLAUSE ] 34 00:01:01,451 --> 00:01:02,985 WE ARE ALSO FOLLOWING THE DIDDY 35 00:01:02,985 --> 00:01:04,387 TRIAL FROM L.A., WHICH HAD AN 36 00:01:04,387 --> 00:01:04,720 NBA TWIST. 37 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:07,457 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD THIS. 38 00:01:07,457 --> 00:01:08,090 THE COURT HEARD TESTIMONY FROM A 39 00:01:08,090 --> 00:01:08,591 WOMAN, WHO IS USING THE 40 00:01:08,591 --> 00:01:09,158 PSEUDONYM "JANE." 41 00:01:09,158 --> 00:01:10,560 "JANE" WAS DIDDY'S GIRLFRIEND. 42 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:13,563 SHE TOLD THE COURT THAT DIDDY 43 00:01:13,563 --> 00:01:14,297 HAD NICKNAMES FOR THE 44 00:01:14,297 --> 00:01:16,165 PARTICIPANTS IN HIS THREESOMES. 45 00:01:16,165 --> 00:01:19,769 HE WOULD CALL HIMSELF MICHAEL 46 00:01:19,769 --> 00:01:20,203 JORDAN. 47 00:01:20,203 --> 00:01:20,503 [ LAUGHTER ] 48 00:01:20,503 --> 00:01:22,004 SHE WAS KOBE. 49 00:01:22,004 --> 00:01:22,805 AND WHATEVER MALE ESCORT THEY 50 00:01:22,805 --> 00:01:25,208 HIRED WAS SHAQ. 51 00:01:25,208 --> 00:01:25,508 [ LAUGHTER ] 52 00:01:25,508 --> 00:01:29,011 AND DIDDY'S PENIS WAS "MAGIC 53 00:01:29,011 --> 00:01:29,278 JOHNSON." 54 00:01:29,278 --> 00:01:29,579 [ LAUGHTER ] 55 00:01:29,579 --> 00:01:31,113 [ RIM SHOT ] 56 00:01:31,113 --> 00:01:32,815 AND IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, 57 00:01:32,815 --> 00:01:33,983 DIDDY'S MOTHER WAS THERE 58 00:01:33,983 --> 00:01:34,317 TO HEAR THIS. 59 00:01:34,317 --> 00:01:34,884 REPORTS SAID THAT WHEN SHE 60 00:01:34,884 --> 00:01:35,418 ENTERED THE COURTROOM, HE 61 00:01:35,418 --> 00:01:35,952 CHECKED IN. 62 00:01:35,952 --> 00:01:36,519 HE ASKED HER IF SHE'D EATEN 63 00:01:36,519 --> 00:01:38,788 ANYTHING. 64 00:01:38,788 --> 00:01:40,156 SHE SAID, "I DID EAT." 65 00:01:40,156 --> 00:01:41,791 THEN HE TOLD HER, "GET READY TO 66 00:01:41,791 --> 00:01:42,058 THROW UP." 67 00:01:42,058 --> 00:01:43,659 [ LAUGHTER ] 68 00:01:43,659 --> 00:01:44,493 HIS MOTHER, SISTER AND THREE 69 00:01:44,493 --> 00:01:45,828 SONS WERE IN THE COURTROOM, 70 00:01:45,828 --> 00:01:46,762 LISTENING TO HIS EX TALK ABOUT 71 00:01:46,762 --> 00:01:47,630 THESE ORGIES. 72 00:01:47,630 --> 00:01:48,497 NOT THE IDEAL "TAKE YOUR FAMILY 73 00:01:48,497 --> 00:01:49,665 TO WORK DAY." 74 00:01:49,665 --> 00:01:50,766 [ LAUGHTER ] 75 00:01:50,766 --> 00:01:54,237 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN LINING UP 76 00:01:54,237 --> 00:01:54,871 AROUND THE BLOG TO GET SEATS IN 77 00:01:54,871 --> 00:01:55,671 THIS COURTROOM. 78 00:01:55,671 --> 00:01:59,642 THEY HAD TO LUBE EVERYONE UP 79 00:01:59,642 --> 00:02:00,710 BIT BABY OIL -- 80 00:02:00,710 --> 00:02:01,010 [ LAUGHTER ] 81 00:02:01,010 --> 00:02:02,411 JUST TO SQUEEZE THEM ALL IN. 82 00:02:02,411 --> 00:02:03,045 JANE ALSO TESTIFIED THAT DIDDY'S 83 00:02:03,045 --> 00:02:04,680 FAVORITE SHOW WAS "DATELINE." 84 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:05,848 SHE WOULD FEED HIM AND THEN 85 00:02:05,848 --> 00:02:06,482 WATCH IT WITH HIM UNTIL HE FELL 86 00:02:06,482 --> 00:02:07,550 ASLEEP. 87 00:02:07,550 --> 00:02:09,819 WHICH IS INTERESTING, BECAUSE, 88 00:02:09,819 --> 00:02:13,756 LAST MONTH, "DATELINE" HAD A 89 00:02:13,756 --> 00:02:14,357 FULL 60-MINUTE EPISODE ABOUT 90 00:02:14,357 --> 00:02:15,491 DIDDY AND THIS WHOLE THING. 91 00:02:15,491 --> 00:02:18,127 IN OTHER WORDS, HE MADE IT! 92 00:02:18,127 --> 00:02:18,494 CONGRATULATIONS. 93 00:02:18,494 --> 00:02:19,996 [ LAUGHTER ] 94 00:02:19,996 --> 00:02:20,496 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 95 00:02:20,496 --> 00:02:21,130 IT'S FUN TO BE ON YOUR FAVORITE 96 00:02:21,130 --> 00:02:22,632 SHOW. 97 00:02:22,632 --> 00:02:24,367 WE HAVE ANOTHER LEGAL ITEM OF 98 00:02:24,367 --> 00:02:24,567 NOTE. 99 00:02:24,567 --> 00:02:25,234 THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS 100 00:02:25,234 --> 00:02:28,871 KANYE WEST APPEARS TO BE TRYING 101 00:02:28,871 --> 00:02:30,139 TO OUT-DIDDY DIDDY. 102 00:02:30,139 --> 00:02:30,840 ACCORDING TO RECENT BUSINESS 103 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:35,344 FILINGS MADE HERE IN CALIFORNIA, 104 00:02:35,344 --> 00:02:37,580 KANYE, WHO'S KNOWN AS YE, WOULD 105 00:02:37,580 --> 00:02:40,149 NOW LIKE TO BE KNOWN AS "YE YE." 106 00:02:40,149 --> 00:02:40,783 HE'S ONE STEP AWAY FROM CHANGING 107 00:02:40,783 --> 00:02:42,018 HIS NAME TO A SYMBOL LIKE 108 00:02:42,018 --> 00:02:43,119 PRINCE DID. 109 00:02:43,119 --> 00:02:43,686 AND I HAVE A FEELING I KNOW 110 00:02:43,686 --> 00:02:47,924 WHICH SYMBOL THAT'S GOING TO BE. 111 00:02:47,924 --> 00:02:50,626 [ LAUGHTER AND MOANS ] 112 00:02:50,626 --> 00:02:51,994 REMEMBER WHEN KANYE SOLD A BUNCH 113 00:02:51,994 --> 00:02:53,729 OF CLOTHES IN SACKS AT THE GAP 114 00:02:53,729 --> 00:02:55,498 AND WE THOUGHT, OH, THIS IS AS 115 00:02:55,498 --> 00:02:55,998 CRAZY AS HE'LL EVER GET? 116 00:02:55,998 --> 00:02:57,166 WELL, NO. 117 00:02:57,166 --> 00:02:58,034 IT MUST BE HARD FOR KANYE. 118 00:02:58,034 --> 00:03:01,337 NO MATTER WHAT HE DOES TO GET 119 00:03:01,337 --> 00:03:02,972 OUR ATTENTION, NOT EVER EVEN 120 00:03:02,972 --> 00:03:05,074 HALF AS CRAZY AS DONYE TRUMP. 121 00:03:05,074 --> 00:03:05,374 [ LAUGHTER ] 122 00:03:05,374 --> 00:03:08,144 THE NATIONAL GUARD AND MARINES 123 00:03:08,144 --> 00:03:08,778 ARE OCCUPYING DOWNTOWN LOS 124 00:03:08,778 --> 00:03:10,246 ANGELES TO STOP THE IMAGINARY 125 00:03:10,246 --> 00:03:11,447 RIOTS THAT ARE TAKING PLACE 126 00:03:11,447 --> 00:03:14,050 EXCLUSIVELY IN THE PRESIDENT'S 127 00:03:14,050 --> 00:03:15,718 HEAD. 128 00:03:15,718 --> 00:03:17,086 AHEAD OF HIS BIG NORTH 129 00:03:17,086 --> 00:03:17,987 KOREA-STYLE BIRTHDAY PARADE THIS 130 00:03:17,987 --> 00:03:21,457 WEEKEND, TRUMP SPOKE TO THE 131 00:03:21,457 --> 00:03:21,991 TROOPS AT FORT BRAGG, THE 132 00:03:21,991 --> 00:03:25,461 MILITARY BASE NAMED AFTER HIM, 133 00:03:25,461 --> 00:03:27,163 WHERE HE REGALED THEM WITH A 134 00:03:27,163 --> 00:03:28,597 SLEW OF INSULTS ABOUT L.A. 135 00:03:28,597 --> 00:03:30,599 >> WITHIN THE SPAN OF A FEW 136 00:03:30,599 --> 00:03:31,867 DECADES, LOS ANGELES HAS GONE 137 00:03:31,867 --> 00:03:33,836 FROM BEING ONE OF THE CLEANEST, 138 00:03:33,836 --> 00:03:35,037 SAFEST, AND MOST BEAUTIFUL 139 00:03:35,037 --> 00:03:37,406 CITIES ON EARTH TO BEING A TRASH 140 00:03:37,406 --> 00:03:37,607 HEAP. 141 00:03:37,607 --> 00:03:38,274 >> Jimmy: OKAY, NOW LET ME TELL 142 00:03:38,274 --> 00:03:40,576 YOU SOMETHING. 143 00:03:40,576 --> 00:03:43,446 I MOVED HERE TO LOS ANGELES IN 144 00:03:43,446 --> 00:03:44,647 1994, I'VE BEEN HERE FOR MORE 145 00:03:44,647 --> 00:03:45,448 THAN 30 YEARS. 146 00:03:45,448 --> 00:03:46,115 IT WAS ALWAYS A TRASH HEAP, 147 00:03:46,115 --> 00:03:46,315 OKAY? 148 00:03:46,315 --> 00:03:50,686 [ LAUGHTER ] 149 00:03:50,686 --> 00:03:52,288 THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH -- 150 00:03:52,288 --> 00:03:53,956 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 151 00:03:53,956 --> 00:03:54,357 -- WITH ANYTHING. 152 00:03:54,357 --> 00:03:56,058 I FIND IT ESPECIALLY RICH COMING 153 00:03:56,058 --> 00:03:58,160 FROM THE GUY WHO SINGLE-HANDEDLY 154 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:00,596 TURNED ATLANTIC CITY INTO A 155 00:04:00,596 --> 00:04:01,831 RUSTED-OUT, SYRINGE-FILLED 156 00:04:01,831 --> 00:04:02,198 RACCOON'S NEST. 157 00:04:02,198 --> 00:04:03,499 [ LAUGHTER ] 158 00:04:03,499 --> 00:04:04,367 THE PENTAGON ESTIMATES THAT THIS 159 00:04:04,367 --> 00:04:05,801 NATIONAL GUARD STUNT OF HIS WILL 160 00:04:05,801 --> 00:04:06,369 COST AT LEAST $135 MILLION. 161 00:04:06,369 --> 00:04:07,236 THERE HAS BEEN SO MUCH 162 00:04:07,236 --> 00:04:09,805 MISINFORMATION. 163 00:04:09,805 --> 00:04:11,841 SO MUCH CHERRY PICKING. 164 00:04:11,841 --> 00:04:13,242 WHEN IT COMES TO WHAT THEY SHOW 165 00:04:13,242 --> 00:04:13,442 ON TV. 166 00:04:13,442 --> 00:04:14,677 I MEAN, IF YOU TURN ON FOX NEWS 167 00:04:14,677 --> 00:04:15,544 YOU'D THINK L.A. WAS GETTING 168 00:04:15,544 --> 00:04:17,546 INVADED BY MORE ALIENS THAN THE 169 00:04:17,546 --> 00:04:18,014 MOVIE "MARS ATTACKS." 170 00:04:18,014 --> 00:04:19,081 [ LAUGHTER ] 171 00:04:19,081 --> 00:04:20,683 THEY ARE WORKING SO HARD TO MAKE 172 00:04:20,683 --> 00:04:25,054 THIS SEEM LIKE A LAWLESS 173 00:04:25,054 --> 00:04:25,454 BATTLEGROUND. 174 00:04:25,454 --> 00:04:26,822 YOU GUYS ARE HERE IN L.A. 175 00:04:26,822 --> 00:04:28,958 DOES IT SEEM LIKE A LAWLESS 176 00:04:28,958 --> 00:04:30,359 BATTLEGROUND TO YOU RIGHT NOW? 177 00:04:30,359 --> 00:04:32,762 [ AUDIENCE: NO ] 178 00:04:32,762 --> 00:04:36,332 I THINK I MIGHT HAVE FOUND WHAT 179 00:04:36,332 --> 00:04:37,099 SET DONNIE OFF. 180 00:04:37,099 --> 00:04:40,169 I THINK IT STARTED WITH ONE 181 00:04:40,169 --> 00:04:40,603 PROTESTER, THIS GUY. 182 00:04:40,603 --> 00:04:42,138 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 183 00:04:42,138 --> 00:04:44,907 WHO APPARENTLY HAS INFORMATION 184 00:04:44,907 --> 00:04:47,510 SAYING THAT HAS A CHODE. 185 00:04:47,510 --> 00:04:47,810 [ LAUGHTER ] 186 00:04:47,810 --> 00:04:48,377 THAT IS VERY RUDE. 187 00:04:48,377 --> 00:04:51,881 IT'S NOT A CHODE, HIS SON'S NAME 188 00:04:51,881 --> 00:04:53,916 IS ERIC. 189 00:04:53,916 --> 00:04:54,216 [ LAUGHTER ] 190 00:04:54,216 --> 00:04:54,850 FOUR HOURS LATER, HE SENT IN THE 191 00:04:54,850 --> 00:04:55,217 NATIONAL GUARD! 192 00:04:55,217 --> 00:04:56,385 I'M GETTING TEXTS FROM PEOPLE I 193 00:04:56,385 --> 00:04:58,054 KNOW AROUND THE COUNTRY ASKING 194 00:04:58,054 --> 00:04:58,387 ARE YOU OKAY? 195 00:04:58,387 --> 00:05:01,524 YEAH, WE'RE OKAY. 196 00:05:01,524 --> 00:05:02,158 THE ONLY PROBLEM WE HAVE THIS IS 197 00:05:02,158 --> 00:05:02,925 LUNATIC. 198 00:05:02,925 --> 00:05:03,893 HE'S ACTING LIKE WE'RE BURNING 199 00:05:03,893 --> 00:05:04,760 THE CITY TO THE GROUND. 200 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:05,361 LET ME GIVE THOSE OF YOU WHO 201 00:05:05,361 --> 00:05:08,097 LIVE HERE A SENSE OF THE 202 00:05:08,097 --> 00:05:08,631 TERRAIN HERE IN SOUTHERN 203 00:05:08,631 --> 00:05:08,931 CALIFORNIA. 204 00:05:08,931 --> 00:05:10,499 SOME VISUAL PERSPECTIVE. 205 00:05:10,499 --> 00:05:10,933 THIS IS L.A. COUNTY. 206 00:05:10,933 --> 00:05:11,567 IT COVERS MORE THAN 4,000 SQUARE 207 00:05:11,567 --> 00:05:15,071 MILES. 208 00:05:15,071 --> 00:05:17,373 THIS IS THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES. 209 00:05:17,373 --> 00:05:18,007 IT'S BIG ENOUGH TO FIT THE LAND 210 00:05:18,007 --> 00:05:18,641 AREA OF SEVEN MAJOR U.S. CITIES 211 00:05:18,641 --> 00:05:19,909 AT THE SAME TIME. 212 00:05:19,909 --> 00:05:22,545 AND THIS IS THE PROTEST AREA. 213 00:05:22,545 --> 00:05:22,845 RIGHT THERE. 214 00:05:22,845 --> 00:05:23,479 [ LAUGHTER ] 215 00:05:23,479 --> 00:05:25,481 THAT'S IT. 216 00:05:25,481 --> 00:05:28,984 THIS IS THE EMERGENCY EQUIVALENT 217 00:05:28,984 --> 00:05:29,585 OF HAVING A MOSQUITO BITE ON 218 00:05:29,585 --> 00:05:29,885 YOUR BODY. 219 00:05:29,885 --> 00:05:30,186 [ LAUGHTER ] 220 00:05:30,186 --> 00:05:31,887 BUT THAT DOESN'T STOP GENERAL 221 00:05:31,887 --> 00:05:33,856 USELESS S. GRANT, WHO GAVE THE 222 00:05:33,856 --> 00:05:35,791 YOUNG ARMY MEN AND WOMEN AT FORT 223 00:05:35,791 --> 00:05:36,058 BRAGG -- 224 00:05:36,058 --> 00:05:38,661 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 225 00:05:38,661 --> 00:05:41,964 -- A WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE AND 226 00:05:41,964 --> 00:05:43,265 RIDICULOUS SPEECH, YEAH. 227 00:05:43,265 --> 00:05:45,801 FROM A LYING, BOASTING, AND 228 00:05:45,801 --> 00:05:47,236 SAYING SOME REALLY TRULY DUMB 229 00:05:47,236 --> 00:05:47,470 THINGS. 230 00:05:47,470 --> 00:05:53,609 >> WE HAD A GROSSLY, GROSSLY 231 00:05:53,609 --> 00:05:55,578 UNFIT PRESIDENT WHO LISTENED TO 232 00:05:55,578 --> 00:05:56,212 WHOEVER WAS OPERATING THE AUTO 233 00:05:56,212 --> 00:05:57,780 PEN. 234 00:05:57,780 --> 00:05:59,315 AND THEY ALLOWED THESE PEOPLE TO 235 00:05:59,315 --> 00:06:01,117 SAY -- AND BY THE WAY, I'VE 236 00:06:01,117 --> 00:06:02,318 KNOWN THIS GUY FOR A LONG TIME. 237 00:06:02,318 --> 00:06:03,552 HE WAS NEVER THE SHARPEST BULB. 238 00:06:03,552 --> 00:06:05,788 [ LAUGHTER ] 239 00:06:05,788 --> 00:06:06,622 >> Jimmy: TRUE. 240 00:06:06,622 --> 00:06:08,858 HE WASN'T. 241 00:06:08,858 --> 00:06:09,492 HE WAS A ROUND BULB, BUT THAT'S 242 00:06:09,492 --> 00:06:09,692 TRUMP. 243 00:06:09,692 --> 00:06:10,092 [ LAUGHTER ] 244 00:06:10,092 --> 00:06:10,926 HE'S NOT THE BRIGHTEST KNIFE IN 245 00:06:10,926 --> 00:06:13,496 THE DRAWER. 246 00:06:13,496 --> 00:06:13,796 [ LAUGHTER ] 247 00:06:13,796 --> 00:06:14,630 SOME SAY HE'S TWO TACOS SHORT OF 248 00:06:14,630 --> 00:06:15,531 A HAPPY MEAL. 249 00:06:15,531 --> 00:06:17,800 [ LAUGHTER ] 250 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,201 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 251 00:06:19,201 --> 00:06:20,936 ACCORDING TO "ROLLING STONE," 252 00:06:20,936 --> 00:06:22,371 THE PENTAGON HANDPICKED THE 253 00:06:22,371 --> 00:06:25,641 GROUP OF SOLDIERS THEY PUT 254 00:06:25,641 --> 00:06:27,042 BEHIND HIM FOR THE SPEECH TO 255 00:06:27,042 --> 00:06:28,277 MAKE SURE THEY DIDN'T HAVE 256 00:06:28,277 --> 00:06:30,779 OPPOSING POLITICAL VIEWS. 257 00:06:30,779 --> 00:06:31,380 AND THEY ALSO DIDN'T WANT ANY 258 00:06:31,380 --> 00:06:31,914 "FAT SOLDIERS" BACK THERE. 259 00:06:31,914 --> 00:06:33,783 FOR REAL. 260 00:06:33,783 --> 00:06:34,083 [ LAUGHTER ] 261 00:06:34,083 --> 00:06:35,451 WHICH NOT ONLY IS THAT 262 00:06:35,451 --> 00:06:35,751 RIDICULOUS. 263 00:06:35,751 --> 00:06:37,019 ALL YOU ACHIEVE BY DOING THAT IS 264 00:06:37,019 --> 00:06:37,787 TO MAKE TRUMP LOOK FATTER. 265 00:06:37,787 --> 00:06:39,722 [ LAUGHTER ] 266 00:06:39,722 --> 00:06:40,556 "THE NEW YORK TIMES" REPORTED 267 00:06:40,556 --> 00:06:45,361 TODAY THAT ELON MUSK CALLED 268 00:06:45,361 --> 00:06:46,228 TRUMP TO, I DON'T KNOW, BUTTER 269 00:06:46,228 --> 00:06:47,596 HIM BACK UP. 270 00:06:47,596 --> 00:06:49,632 AND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 271 00:06:49,632 --> 00:06:51,600 LAST NIGHT, ELON TWEETED -- 272 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:52,234 "I REGRET SOME OF MY POSTS ABOUT 273 00:06:52,234 --> 00:06:52,868 PRESIDENT @REALDONALDTRUMP LAST 274 00:06:52,868 --> 00:06:53,068 WEEK. 275 00:06:53,068 --> 00:06:53,769 THEY WENT TOO FAR." 276 00:06:53,769 --> 00:06:54,336 [ LAUGHTER ] 277 00:06:54,336 --> 00:06:54,904 WHICH ONES WENT TOO FAR? 278 00:06:54,904 --> 00:06:55,738 WAS IT THE ONE WHERE YOU CALLED 279 00:06:55,738 --> 00:06:56,605 FOR HIM TO BE IMPEACHED AND 280 00:06:56,605 --> 00:06:58,607 REPLACED BY J.D. VANCE? 281 00:06:58,607 --> 00:06:59,475 WAS IT THE ONE WHERE YOU SAID 282 00:06:59,475 --> 00:07:00,309 HIS BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL WAS A 283 00:07:00,309 --> 00:07:02,578 DISGUSTING ABOMINATION? 284 00:07:02,578 --> 00:07:03,712 WAS IT THE ONE THAT SAID HE 285 00:07:03,712 --> 00:07:04,880 WOULDN'T HAVE WON THE ELECTION 286 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:05,981 WITHOUT YOU BUYING IT FOR HIM? 287 00:07:05,981 --> 00:07:07,149 OR THE ONE WHERE YOU INSINUATED 288 00:07:07,149 --> 00:07:09,919 HE IS A PEDOPHILE? 289 00:07:09,919 --> 00:07:12,154 ON THE EPSTEIN LIST? 290 00:07:12,154 --> 00:07:13,789 I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO KNOW. 291 00:07:13,789 --> 00:07:17,893 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 292 00:07:17,893 --> 00:07:19,161 SADLY, FOR ELON MUSK, I'M NOT 293 00:07:19,161 --> 00:07:20,563 SURE THE APOLOGY WORKED. 294 00:07:20,563 --> 00:07:21,797 BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE CAR TRUMP 295 00:07:21,797 --> 00:07:22,431 MADE A BIG SHOW OF BUYING FROM 296 00:07:22,431 --> 00:07:25,801 HIM? 297 00:07:25,801 --> 00:07:26,268 IT'S FOR SALE. 298 00:07:26,268 --> 00:07:26,569 [ LAUGHTER ] 299 00:07:26,569 --> 00:07:27,703 HERE IT IS ON CRAIGSLIST. 300 00:07:27,703 --> 00:07:28,304 "FOR SALE: TESLER, NEVER USED. 301 00:07:28,304 --> 00:07:28,871 MAGA RED AND EVERYTHING IS 302 00:07:28,871 --> 00:07:31,006 COMPUTER." 303 00:07:31,006 --> 00:07:31,841 [ LAUGHTER ] 304 00:07:31,841 --> 00:07:34,710 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 305 00:07:34,710 --> 00:07:35,611 ENOUGH ABOUT THAT 306 00:07:35,611 --> 00:07:35,978 BASKETBALL-HEAD. 307 00:07:35,978 --> 00:07:36,512 LET'S GET BACK TO THE NBA 308 00:07:36,512 --> 00:07:38,514 FINALS. 309 00:07:38,514 --> 00:07:39,782 TONIGHT, IT WAS THE FIRST FINALS 310 00:07:39,782 --> 00:07:41,517 GAME IN INDIANA SINCE THE YEAR 311 00:07:41,517 --> 00:07:43,085 2000, WHICH BACK WHEN, OUR 312 00:07:43,085 --> 00:07:45,788 BIGGEST CONCERN WAS IF WE COULD 313 00:07:45,788 --> 00:07:49,225 GET TICKETS TO SEE "BIG MOMMA'S 314 00:07:49,225 --> 00:07:49,692 HOUSE" IN THE THEATER. 315 00:07:49,692 --> 00:07:50,326 GOING INTO GAME ONE, THE THUNDER 316 00:07:50,326 --> 00:07:50,893 HAD ONLY LOST AT HOME ONCE 317 00:07:50,893 --> 00:07:52,161 DURING THE PLAYOFFS. 318 00:07:52,161 --> 00:07:52,761 THAT WAS UNTIL INDIANA POINT 319 00:07:52,761 --> 00:07:53,362 GUARD TYRESE HALIBURTON HIT A 320 00:07:53,362 --> 00:07:54,463 GAME-WINNER WITH LESS THAN A 321 00:07:54,463 --> 00:07:57,800 SECOND LEFT AND IGNITED THE 322 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:00,936 PASSION OF THE PACERS FANBASE. 323 00:08:00,936 --> 00:08:01,637 >> I BELIEVE! 324 00:08:01,637 --> 00:08:02,171 I BELIEVED THE WHOLE TIME. 325 00:08:02,171 --> 00:08:04,340 IT FELT LIKE ONE OF THOSE GAMES. 326 00:08:04,340 --> 00:08:10,512 WE LOVE BASKETBALL HERE! 327 00:08:10,512 --> 00:08:12,047 SOYBEANS ARE MOSTLY BASKETBALL! 328 00:08:12,047 --> 00:08:13,582 [ LAUGHTER ] 329 00:08:13,582 --> 00:08:14,016 >> Jimmy: ALSO SOY. 330 00:08:14,016 --> 00:08:14,250 GO SOY! 331 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:14,850 YOU KNOW, BASKETBALL SEASON'S 332 00:08:14,850 --> 00:08:15,451 ENDING, BUT SOYBEAN SEASON IS 333 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:15,918 JUST GETTING STARTED! 334 00:08:15,918 --> 00:08:16,452 [ LAUGHTER ] 335 00:08:16,452 --> 00:08:17,052 EVERY YEAR, DURING THE FINALS, 336 00:08:17,052 --> 00:08:21,190 WE HAVE SOME FUN AT THE GAME 337 00:08:21,190 --> 00:08:21,624 WITH A HARDCORE FAN. 338 00:08:21,624 --> 00:08:23,058 WHAT WE DO IS WE STOP SOMEONE 339 00:08:23,058 --> 00:08:24,059 WHO'S ON THE WAY OUT OF THE 340 00:08:24,059 --> 00:08:25,394 BATHROOM BACK TO THEIR SEAT TO 341 00:08:25,394 --> 00:08:27,029 SEE HOW LONG WE CAN KEEP THEM 342 00:08:27,029 --> 00:08:27,429 THERE. 343 00:08:27,429 --> 00:08:29,498 SO WE SENT A CREW TO OKLAHOMA 344 00:08:29,498 --> 00:08:31,066 CITY, WE FOUND A THUNDER FAN 345 00:08:31,066 --> 00:08:32,134 DURING THE FOURTH QUARTER OF 346 00:08:32,134 --> 00:08:34,937 GAME ONE, AND WE DID EVERYTHING 347 00:08:34,937 --> 00:08:37,039 IN OUR POWER TO KEEP HIM WITH US 348 00:08:37,039 --> 00:08:39,074 ON CAMERA IN OUR 2025 NBA FINALS 349 00:08:39,074 --> 00:08:43,612 EDITION OF "CLOCK BLOCKERS." 350 00:08:43,612 --> 00:08:46,315 ♪ 351 00:08:46,315 --> 00:08:47,516 >> WHAT'S COUNTER NAME? 352 00:08:47,516 --> 00:08:49,919 >> BRIAN SMITH FROM OKLAHOMA 353 00:08:49,919 --> 00:08:50,119 CITY. 354 00:08:50,119 --> 00:08:50,552 >> BIG THUNDER FAN? 355 00:08:50,552 --> 00:08:52,821 >> SINCE 2008, SEASON TICKET 356 00:08:52,821 --> 00:08:53,055 HOLDER. 357 00:08:53,055 --> 00:08:53,722 >> FANTASTIC. 358 00:08:53,722 --> 00:08:55,291 YOU WAITED 13 YEARS TO SEE YOUR 359 00:08:55,291 --> 00:08:56,525 TEAM BACK IN THE FINALS. 360 00:08:56,525 --> 00:08:57,993 WE DON'T WANT TO WASTE THIS 361 00:08:57,993 --> 00:08:58,327 OPPORTUNITY. 362 00:08:58,327 --> 00:08:59,061 >> NO PROBLEM, NO PROBLEM. 363 00:08:59,061 --> 00:09:00,496 >> WE DON'T WANT TO WASTE YOUR 364 00:09:00,496 --> 00:09:03,465 TIME, DILLY DALLY -- 365 00:09:03,465 --> 00:09:06,368 >> YOU'RE NOT WASTING OUR TIME. 366 00:09:06,368 --> 00:09:08,070 >> SCREW AROUND, FART ABOUT -- 367 00:09:08,070 --> 00:09:10,039 >> OKC, LET'S GO THUNDER! 368 00:09:10,039 --> 00:09:10,839 >> WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO 369 00:09:10,839 --> 00:09:12,574 BE THE NEW ARENA CHARACTER. 370 00:09:12,574 --> 00:09:13,509 >> CHARACTER, I'M A CHARACTER. 371 00:09:13,509 --> 00:09:15,244 >> IT'S CALLED A GAME CLOCK. 372 00:09:15,244 --> 00:09:17,813 >> OH, SEE THE GRAY HAIR? 373 00:09:17,813 --> 00:09:18,580 >> LET'S GET YOU INSIDE THIS 374 00:09:18,580 --> 00:09:21,984 CLOCK REAL QUICK. 375 00:09:21,984 --> 00:09:24,186 >> HEY, I'M THE GAME CLOCK! 376 00:09:24,186 --> 00:09:25,487 IT'S THUNDER TIME RIGHT NOW, 377 00:09:25,487 --> 00:09:26,021 BABY, IT'S THUNDER TIME! 378 00:09:26,021 --> 00:09:26,922 THAT'S WHAT TIME IT IS. 379 00:09:26,922 --> 00:09:29,191 LET'S GO, THUNDER! 380 00:09:29,191 --> 00:09:30,159 >> THAT'S GREAT. 381 00:09:30,159 --> 00:09:30,893 WE WANT TO GET YOU BACK TO YOUR 382 00:09:30,893 --> 00:09:33,362 SEAT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 383 00:09:33,362 --> 00:09:34,263 MISSING A GREAT GAME. 384 00:09:34,263 --> 00:09:37,099 WE JUST NEED YOU TO RECORD SOME 385 00:09:37,099 --> 00:09:38,967 QUICK MESSAGES. 386 00:09:38,967 --> 00:09:39,802 >> IT'S 10:00 CENTRAL STANDARD 387 00:09:39,802 --> 00:09:40,035 TIME. 388 00:09:40,035 --> 00:09:42,371 >> THE HANDS ARE RED. 389 00:09:42,371 --> 00:09:44,073 >> IT'S 10:00 OKC TIME. 390 00:09:44,073 --> 00:09:45,708 DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN 391 00:09:45,708 --> 00:09:47,042 IS? 392 00:09:47,042 --> 00:09:49,044 LISA STEVENS IN SECTION 246 ROW 393 00:09:49,044 --> 00:09:51,580 12, IS IT A TIME YOU FORGET 394 00:09:51,580 --> 00:09:52,081 BRIAN? 395 00:09:52,081 --> 00:09:53,716 >> SORRY, IT'S JEFF. 396 00:09:53,716 --> 00:09:56,985 >> ISN'T IT TAME YOU FORGAVE 397 00:09:56,985 --> 00:09:57,186 JEFF? 398 00:09:57,186 --> 00:09:58,420 TIKTOK, IF YOU'RE OVER 50, IT'S 399 00:09:58,420 --> 00:09:59,621 TIME TO GET YOUR COLON CHECKED. 400 00:09:59,621 --> 00:10:00,689 >> WE ARE MISSING THE GAME OF 401 00:10:00,689 --> 00:10:01,657 THE YEAR. 402 00:10:01,657 --> 00:10:03,525 LET'S GET YOU TO DO SOME ADS FOR 403 00:10:03,525 --> 00:10:04,493 LOCAL BUSINESSES. 404 00:10:04,493 --> 00:10:05,894 >> BEEP, BEEP! 405 00:10:05,894 --> 00:10:07,930 IT'S TIME TO CHANGE YOUR CAR'S 406 00:10:07,930 --> 00:10:08,097 OIL. 407 00:10:08,097 --> 00:10:08,997 REMEMBER McGILL MORTUARY WHEN 408 00:10:08,997 --> 00:10:10,799 YOUR TIME IS UP. 409 00:10:10,799 --> 00:10:12,468 I'VE HAD JUST ENOUGH BEER TO TRY 410 00:10:12,468 --> 00:10:13,936 TO -- IS THIS A DREAM, OR AM 411 00:10:13,936 --> 00:10:17,573 I -- TOO MUCH, TICK YOU OFF. 412 00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:20,576 YOU NEED TO TALK TO THE TEAM AT 413 00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:21,343 BENNIE'S BAIL BONDS. 414 00:10:21,343 --> 00:10:22,978 >> WE GOT THAT ONE, LET'S TRY 415 00:10:22,978 --> 00:10:23,579 THIS ONE. 416 00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:25,647 >> I'VE HAD TOO MANY BEERS. 417 00:10:25,647 --> 00:10:26,849 TIKTOK, TIKTOK! 418 00:10:26,849 --> 00:10:29,251 IF YOU'RE TICKER'S TOOKING, TAKE 419 00:10:29,251 --> 00:10:31,420 A QUICK LISTEN AND TAKE THAT 420 00:10:31,420 --> 00:10:34,890 TICK TOCKING TICKER TO THE 421 00:10:34,890 --> 00:10:35,457 TICKER DOC BEFORE YOUR TICK 422 00:10:35,457 --> 00:10:36,558 TOCKING TICKER GETS ROCKED. 423 00:10:36,558 --> 00:10:46,568 DR. T KICHLT KA T. M.D., THE 424 00:10:46,568 --> 00:10:47,035 TI 425 00:10:47,035 --> 00:10:50,172 TICKER TOCK THAT DOESN'T STOP. 426 00:10:50,172 --> 00:10:52,107 >> THIS IS SOME GAME. 427 00:10:52,107 --> 00:10:57,312 >> IF SWISS WRISTWATCHES ARE 428 00:10:57,312 --> 00:11:00,649 SWISS WRISTWATCHES ON THE CORNER 429 00:11:00,649 --> 00:11:04,119 OF SOUTH SWAMPWORE AND 430 00:11:04,119 --> 00:11:05,187 SUSQUEHANNA, 17 SWITCHBACK. 431 00:11:05,187 --> 00:11:05,754 >> THAT WAS GREAT, BOY, YOU 432 00:11:05,754 --> 00:11:09,792 NAILED THAT ONE. 433 00:11:09,792 --> 00:11:11,059 WE'RE GOING TOWING YOU OUT OF 434 00:11:11,059 --> 00:11:11,260 HERE. 435 00:11:11,260 --> 00:11:11,794 ONE MORE AD. 436 00:11:11,794 --> 00:11:15,431 >> MAKE A MOVE TO MARVELOUS MAX 437 00:11:15,431 --> 00:11:18,167 MEATS SMOOTHIE SHACK. 438 00:11:18,167 --> 00:11:20,669 THIS THICK SHAKE'S MADE OF SIX 439 00:11:20,669 --> 00:11:21,970 SIRLOIN STEAKS. 440 00:11:21,970 --> 00:11:23,372 OH, MY GOD, I'M CHEWING IT NOW. 441 00:11:23,372 --> 00:11:24,773 >> YEAH, IT'S A LOT OF MEAT. 442 00:11:24,773 --> 00:11:26,341 >> IT'S STILL IN MY MOUTH, I 443 00:11:26,341 --> 00:11:29,945 CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY MOUTH. 444 00:11:29,945 --> 00:11:32,281 ANYBODY TELL ME, ARE WE WINNING? 445 00:11:32,281 --> 00:11:33,348 >> THIS IS THE CUCKOO CLOCK. 446 00:11:33,348 --> 00:11:34,817 WE'RE GOING TO GO 1:00 -- 447 00:11:34,817 --> 00:11:37,619 >> IT'S 1:00, CUCKOO! 448 00:11:37,619 --> 00:11:38,620 >> IT'S 2:00. 449 00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:40,322 >> CUCKOO, CUCKOO! 450 00:11:40,322 --> 00:11:41,490 >> IT'S 3:00. 451 00:11:41,490 --> 00:11:43,091 >> CUCKOO, CUCKOO, CUCKOO! 452 00:11:43,091 --> 00:11:43,992 >> IT'S 4:00. 453 00:11:43,992 --> 00:11:45,327 >> CUCKOO, CUCKOO -- 454 00:11:45,327 --> 00:11:46,562 >> 6:00. 455 00:11:46,562 --> 00:11:48,564 >> CUCKOO, CUCKOO, CUCKOO, 456 00:11:48,564 --> 00:11:48,864 CUCKOO -- 457 00:11:48,864 --> 00:11:50,766 >> MOVE IT UP TO 7:00. 458 00:11:50,766 --> 00:11:53,802 >> I STILL HAVE THE SMOKE SHACK 459 00:11:53,802 --> 00:11:54,970 IN MY MOUTH. 460 00:11:54,970 --> 00:11:57,773 >> THERE'S SIX SIRLOIN STEAKS IN 461 00:11:57,773 --> 00:11:57,940 IT. 462 00:11:57,940 --> 00:11:59,007 >> I'M HYPERVENT HITTING. 463 00:11:59,007 --> 00:12:00,209 >> ALMOST THERE, 10:00. 464 00:12:00,209 --> 00:12:02,578 >> CUCKOO, CUCKOO, CUCKOO, 465 00:12:02,578 --> 00:12:04,213 CUCKOO, CUCKOO, CUCKOO -- 466 00:12:04,213 --> 00:12:05,447 >> NOW YOU'RE THE DOOMSDAY 467 00:12:05,447 --> 00:12:06,048 CLOCK, READY? 468 00:12:06,048 --> 00:12:07,916 IT'S 7 SECONDS TO MIDNIGHT. 469 00:12:07,916 --> 00:12:10,252 STOCK UP WITH DISCIPLINETY OF 470 00:12:10,252 --> 00:12:13,121 SLOSHING BURGERS POTATO POPS. 471 00:12:13,121 --> 00:12:13,922 >> WHAT? 472 00:12:13,922 --> 00:12:15,791 >> SLOSHING BURGERS POTATO POPS. 473 00:12:15,791 --> 00:12:17,359 >> IT'S 7 SECONDS TO MIDNIGHT, 474 00:12:17,359 --> 00:12:21,163 IT'S TIME TO STOCK UP ON SLAUS 475 00:12:21,163 --> 00:12:23,866 SEN BERGERS POTATO POPS. 476 00:12:23,866 --> 00:12:25,133 >> ARMAGEDDON HUNGRY. 477 00:12:25,133 --> 00:12:28,103 >> I'M GETTING HUNGRY. 478 00:12:28,103 --> 00:12:29,137 >> ARMAGEDDON. 479 00:12:29,137 --> 00:12:32,107 OH MY GOT, THE SHOT OF THE YEAR! 480 00:12:32,107 --> 00:12:33,842 OH, MY GOD, THE SHOT OF THE 481 00:12:33,842 --> 00:12:34,042 YEAR! 482 00:12:34,042 --> 00:12:34,376 >> MY THUNDER. 483 00:12:34,376 --> 00:12:34,610 MY BOY. 484 00:12:34,610 --> 00:12:35,577 >> OKAY. 485 00:12:35,577 --> 00:12:42,317 SO LAST ONE. 486 00:12:42,317 --> 00:12:43,552 FOR A LOCAL LOCKSMITH. 487 00:12:43,552 --> 00:12:44,052 >> LOCKSMITH. 488 00:12:44,052 --> 00:12:44,586 >> LOCAL LOCKSMITH. 489 00:12:44,586 --> 00:12:46,221 WE HAVE CUFFS, WE'RE GOING TO 490 00:12:46,221 --> 00:12:46,955 PUT CUFFS ON YOU. 491 00:12:46,955 --> 00:12:48,023 >> MY HAIR, MY HAIR'S IN -- 492 00:12:48,023 --> 00:12:50,626 YEAH, THANK YOU. 493 00:12:50,626 --> 00:12:51,260 DON'T LET CONSTIPATION LOCK YOU 494 00:12:51,260 --> 00:12:53,428 UP! 495 00:12:53,428 --> 00:12:55,764 >> WITH FARMER FRIEND'S FIBER 496 00:12:55,764 --> 00:12:55,964 CHEW. 497 00:12:55,964 --> 00:12:57,566 >> WITH FARMER FRIEND'S FIBER 498 00:12:57,566 --> 00:12:57,766 CHEW. 499 00:12:57,766 --> 00:12:59,101 >> HERE YOU GO, HERE. 500 00:12:59,101 --> 00:12:59,501 >> OH, MY GOD. 501 00:12:59,501 --> 00:13:12,281 THIS GAME IS INSANE. 502 00:13:12,281 --> 00:13:14,383 >> IS OPIOID TREATMENT LEAVING 503 00:13:14,383 --> 00:13:15,350 YOU LOCKED UP? 504 00:13:15,350 --> 00:13:18,921 STOP THE CONSTTATION WITH FARMER 505 00:13:18,921 --> 00:13:20,656 FRIENDS FUZZY FIBER JUICE. 506 00:13:20,656 --> 00:13:22,124 HELP YOUR COLON BREAK FREE. 507 00:13:22,124 --> 00:13:26,328 >> THAT'S ENOUGH, BREAK THE 508 00:13:26,328 --> 00:13:26,595 HANDCUFFS. 509 00:13:26,595 --> 00:13:27,195 THESE CUFFS AREN'T BREAKING. 510 00:13:27,195 --> 00:13:29,031 THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BREAKABLE 511 00:13:29,031 --> 00:13:29,431 CUFFS. 512 00:13:29,431 --> 00:13:30,265 THEY'RE REAL CUFFS? 513 00:13:30,265 --> 00:13:31,199 >> WHAT HAPPENED? 514 00:13:31,199 --> 00:13:32,501 >> THEY'RE NOT BREAKABLE? 515 00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:33,936 THEY'RE NOT BREAKABLE. 516 00:13:33,936 --> 00:13:34,603 >> HAVE YOU BEEN ACCIDENTALLY 517 00:13:34,603 --> 00:13:38,407 LOCKED IN HANDCUFFS? 518 00:13:38,407 --> 00:13:40,409 CALL LUCKY LARRY, THE 519 00:13:40,409 --> 00:13:42,678 LICKETY-SPLIT LOCKSMITH. 520 00:13:42,678 --> 00:13:44,746 SIMPLY ENTER PROMO CODE, LUCKY 521 00:13:44,746 --> 00:13:46,548 LENNY LOCKSMITH LOVES LEOPARDS 522 00:13:46,548 --> 00:13:49,651 AND HIS LEMONADE LEPRECHAUNS 523 00:13:49,651 --> 00:13:50,118 LEAPING LIKE LEMONS. 524 00:13:50,118 --> 00:13:51,687 >> YOU DID IT! 525 00:13:51,687 --> 00:13:51,987 YOU DID IT. 526 00:13:51,987 --> 00:13:58,460 NICE, UP TOP. 527 00:13:58,460 --> 00:14:01,463 YOU CAN KEEP THOSE. 528 00:14:01,463 --> 00:14:01,964 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 529 00:14:01,964 --> 00:14:05,834 >> Jimmy: WELL, GOD BLESS HIM. 530 00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:06,168 SORRY, BRIAN. 531 00:14:06,168 --> 00:14:07,402 WE GOT A FUN SHOW FOR YOU 532 00:14:07,402 --> 00:14:08,003 TONIGHT. 533 00:14:08,003 --> 00:14:08,870 FROM "THE WHITE LOTUS," 534 00:14:08,870 --> 00:14:09,504 AIMEE LOU WOOD IS HERE AND WE'LL 535 00:14:09,504 --> 00:14:10,572 BE RIGHT BACK WITH 536 00:14:10,572 --> 00:14:11,139 ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER. 537 00:14:11,139 --> 00:14:12,441 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 538 00:14:12,441 --> 00:14:14,276 SO STICK AROUND! 539 00:14:21,509 --> 00:14:22,677 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 540 00:14:22,677 --> 00:14:24,587 ♪ 541 00:14:24,587 --> 00:14:25,307 >> Jimmy: HI, WELCOME BACK. 542 00:14:25,307 --> 00:14:27,887 TONIGHT, YOU KNOW HER FROM "THE 543 00:14:27,887 --> 00:14:28,690 WHITE LOTUS." 544 00:14:28,690 --> 00:14:30,287 AIMEE LOU WOOD IS WITH US. 545 00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:32,122 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 546 00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:35,487 TOMORROW NIGHT, CASTMATE TOM 547 00:14:35,487 --> 00:14:36,987 ROCKWELL WILL BE HERE. 548 00:14:36,987 --> 00:14:38,486 GLENNON DOYLE WILL JOIN US WITH 549 00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:39,620 MUSIC FROM VALERIE JUNE. 550 00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:44,558 OUR FIRST GUEST IS A FIVE-TIME 551 00:14:44,558 --> 00:14:46,039 MR. UNIVERSE AND TWO-TERM 552 00:14:46,039 --> 00:14:47,238 GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA, WHO NOW 553 00:14:47,238 --> 00:14:48,139 LIVES IN A PETTING ZOO. 554 00:14:48,139 --> 00:14:50,449 HE HAS A POPULAR SERIES CALLED 555 00:14:50,449 --> 00:14:52,339 "FUBAR" WHICH RETURNS TO NETFLIX 556 00:14:52,339 --> 00:14:54,239 FOR SEASON TWO TOMORROW. 557 00:14:54,239 --> 00:14:55,243 PLEASE WELCOME ARNOLD 558 00:14:55,243 --> 00:14:56,239 SCHWARZENEGGER! 559 00:14:56,239 --> 00:14:56,740 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 560 00:14:56,740 --> 00:15:11,021 ♪ 561 00:15:11,021 --> 00:15:12,823 >> Jimmy: WOW. 562 00:15:12,823 --> 00:15:13,390 REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE THE 563 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:13,957 GOVERNOR AND EVERYTHING WAS 564 00:15:13,957 --> 00:15:15,859 PRETTY GOOD? 565 00:15:15,859 --> 00:15:16,727 EVERYTHING WAS -- EVERYBODY 566 00:15:16,727 --> 00:15:17,828 SEEMED PRETTY HAPPY BACK THEN, 567 00:15:17,828 --> 00:15:17,994 HUH? 568 00:15:17,994 --> 00:15:18,995 >> WELL -- 569 00:15:18,995 --> 00:15:23,567 [ LAUGHTER ] 570 00:15:23,567 --> 00:15:24,935 I MEAN, NO MATTER WHERE I GO -- 571 00:15:24,935 --> 00:15:25,836 >> Jimmy: PEOPLE ARE HAPPY? 572 00:15:25,836 --> 00:15:26,470 >> I BRING HAPPINESS. 573 00:15:26,470 --> 00:15:26,870 >> Jimmy: YOU DO. 574 00:15:26,870 --> 00:15:30,707 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 575 00:15:30,707 --> 00:15:31,708 >> THAT'S MY JOB. 576 00:15:31,708 --> 00:15:33,877 I'M A POSITIVE PERSON, AND I 577 00:15:33,877 --> 00:15:35,912 ALWAYS DO KIND OF FIX THINGS. 578 00:15:35,912 --> 00:15:38,548 BUT -- I THINK THAT WHAT YOU'RE 579 00:15:38,548 --> 00:15:41,551 REFERRING TO IS, OF COURSE, THE 580 00:15:41,551 --> 00:15:44,221 PROTESTS THAT ARE GOING ON IN 581 00:15:44,221 --> 00:15:44,454 L.A.? 582 00:15:44,454 --> 00:15:45,021 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EVERYTHING 583 00:15:45,021 --> 00:15:45,422 THAT'S GOING ON. 584 00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,023 >> I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU, 585 00:15:47,023 --> 00:15:47,224 JIMMY. 586 00:15:47,224 --> 00:15:51,328 THEY MAKE IT OUT TO -- LIKE IT'S 587 00:15:51,328 --> 00:15:53,130 SOME WAR ZONE, LOS ANGELES, THE 588 00:15:53,130 --> 00:15:54,364 WHOLE CITY OR THE COUNTY. 589 00:15:54,364 --> 00:15:57,134 AND THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS, 590 00:15:57,134 --> 00:16:01,972 IT'S MAYBE 0.001% OF THE AREA OF 591 00:16:01,972 --> 00:16:04,107 LOS ANGELES HAS PROBLEMS, AND 592 00:16:04,107 --> 00:16:04,674 THERE'S A PROTEST. 593 00:16:04,674 --> 00:16:05,041 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 594 00:16:05,041 --> 00:16:06,209 >> SO I THINK THIS IS IMPORTANT 595 00:16:06,209 --> 00:16:08,979 FOR PEOPLE TO KNOW, BECAUSE I 596 00:16:08,979 --> 00:16:09,913 DON'T WANT ALL OF A SUDDEN 597 00:16:09,913 --> 00:16:12,716 TOURISM TO SUFFER IN LOS ANGELES 598 00:16:12,716 --> 00:16:13,650 BECAUSE WHAT THEY SEE ON 599 00:16:13,650 --> 00:16:14,718 TELEVISION, BECAUSE THE MEDIA 600 00:16:14,718 --> 00:16:16,186 SOMETIMES SHOWS IT AS IF THE 601 00:16:16,186 --> 00:16:17,521 WHOLE OF LOS ANGELES IS A BIG 602 00:16:17,521 --> 00:16:18,622 WAR ZONE O'CLOCK ISN'T REALLY 603 00:16:18,622 --> 00:16:19,256 THE CASE. 604 00:16:19,256 --> 00:16:19,723 >> Jimmy: NO. 605 00:16:19,723 --> 00:16:21,158 NONE OF LOS ANGELES IS A WAR 606 00:16:21,158 --> 00:16:21,358 ZONE. 607 00:16:21,358 --> 00:16:27,864 >> BUT THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF 608 00:16:27,864 --> 00:16:30,300 THE POWLITICIANS WOULD DO THEIR 609 00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:30,500 WORK. 610 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:30,901 THINK ABOUT IT. 611 00:16:30,901 --> 00:16:31,401 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 612 00:16:31,401 --> 00:16:32,335 >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY 613 00:16:32,335 --> 00:16:33,170 THAT, EXACTLY? 614 00:16:33,170 --> 00:16:35,338 WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? 615 00:16:35,338 --> 00:16:38,008 >> FOR DECADES, ALMOST FOUR 616 00:16:38,008 --> 00:16:39,509 DECADES, WE HAVE HAD A PROBLEM 617 00:16:39,509 --> 00:16:40,177 WHERE THEY TALKED ABOUT 618 00:16:40,177 --> 00:16:42,479 IMMIGRATION REFORM. 619 00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:43,013 COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION 620 00:16:43,013 --> 00:16:45,849 REFORM. 621 00:16:45,849 --> 00:16:47,451 BUT THE DEMOCRATS AND THE 622 00:16:47,451 --> 00:16:48,351 REPUBLICANS, BOTH OF THE 623 00:16:48,351 --> 00:16:50,554 PARTIES, HAVE NO INTEREST IN 624 00:16:50,554 --> 00:16:51,388 SOLVING THIS PROBLEM BECAUSE 625 00:16:51,388 --> 00:16:53,089 THEY USE THAT TO RAISE MONEY. 626 00:16:53,089 --> 00:16:54,057 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH? 627 00:16:54,057 --> 00:16:55,959 >> AND SO WHAT THEY DO IS THEY 628 00:16:55,959 --> 00:16:57,527 JUST KEEP POINTING THE FINGER AT 629 00:16:57,527 --> 00:16:59,196 EACH OTHER, AND THEN THEY'RE 630 00:16:59,196 --> 00:17:00,430 SURPRISED IF ALL OF A SUDDEN WE 631 00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:02,599 ARE USING OUR MIDDLE FINGER ON 632 00:17:02,599 --> 00:17:03,066 THEM, RIGHT? 633 00:17:03,066 --> 00:17:04,367 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH? 634 00:17:04,367 --> 00:17:05,936 >> IT'S ALL BOGUS, BECAUSE I 635 00:17:05,936 --> 00:17:07,237 THINK THAT WE CAN DO BETTER THAN 636 00:17:07,237 --> 00:17:07,904 THAT. 637 00:17:07,904 --> 00:17:09,072 DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS -- YOU 638 00:17:09,072 --> 00:17:09,739 KNOW, WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT 639 00:17:09,739 --> 00:17:11,608 DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS, EVEN 640 00:17:11,608 --> 00:17:12,876 THOUGH I'M A REPUBLICAN, I TELL 641 00:17:12,876 --> 00:17:14,411 YOU, IT IS SOMETIMES 642 00:17:14,411 --> 00:17:14,744 DISAPPOINTING. 643 00:17:14,744 --> 00:17:16,780 AND THEN I THINK EVEN JUST WHEN 644 00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:18,148 YOU LOOK AT THE SYMBOLS OF THE 645 00:17:18,148 --> 00:17:18,348 PARTY. 646 00:17:18,348 --> 00:17:20,450 THINK ABOUT THAT. 647 00:17:20,450 --> 00:17:22,919 I MEAN, THE DEMOCRATS, DONKEY. 648 00:17:22,919 --> 00:17:25,889 REPUBLICANS, ELEPHANT. 649 00:17:25,889 --> 00:17:29,493 AND THE DONKEY'S A JACKASS. 650 00:17:29,493 --> 00:17:31,728 AND OF COURSE, WHEREVER THE BIG 651 00:17:31,728 --> 00:17:32,495 ANIMAL GOES LEAVES A PILE OF 652 00:17:32,495 --> 00:17:32,796 DUMP, RIGHT? 653 00:17:32,796 --> 00:17:35,866 [ LAUGHTER ] 654 00:17:35,866 --> 00:17:37,834 I MEAN, IT'S -- THE SYMBOLS SAY 655 00:17:37,834 --> 00:17:38,101 IT ALL. 656 00:17:38,101 --> 00:17:38,501 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 657 00:17:38,501 --> 00:17:41,004 >> AND I JUST GET VERY 658 00:17:41,004 --> 00:17:42,105 FRUSTRATED, BECAUSE WE SEND 659 00:17:42,105 --> 00:17:43,773 THESE POLITICIANS TO WASHINGTON 660 00:17:43,773 --> 00:17:47,644 TO SOLVE THE PROBLEMS, AND ALL 661 00:17:47,644 --> 00:17:49,112 THEY ARE IS -- INSTEAD OF PUBLIC 662 00:17:49,112 --> 00:17:51,081 SERVANTS, THEY'RE PARTY 663 00:17:51,081 --> 00:17:51,348 SERVANTS. 664 00:17:51,348 --> 00:17:51,948 I THINK THIS IS THE BAD THING 665 00:17:51,948 --> 00:17:52,382 ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW? 666 00:17:52,382 --> 00:17:55,418 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 667 00:17:55,418 --> 00:17:56,953 IT SHOULD BE PUBLIC SERVANTS. 668 00:17:56,953 --> 00:17:57,721 >> Jimmy: I'M SURE THERE'S A 669 00:17:57,721 --> 00:17:59,089 HUGE AMOUNT OF TRUTH TO THAT. 670 00:17:59,089 --> 00:18:00,624 WHAT I -- FIRST OF ALL, I LOVE 671 00:18:00,624 --> 00:18:04,494 HAVING YOU HERE TONIGHT BECAUSE 672 00:18:04,494 --> 00:18:07,364 I THINK THAT YOU'RE A PERSON WHO 673 00:18:07,364 --> 00:18:08,398 IS TRUSTED ON BOTH SIDES AND 674 00:18:08,398 --> 00:18:10,200 THAT'S VERY RARE NOWADAYS. 675 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,101 I THINK PROBABLY DONALD TRUMP 676 00:18:11,101 --> 00:18:13,036 DOESN'T WANT YOU TO BE TRUSTED, 677 00:18:13,036 --> 00:18:13,637 BECAUSE I DON'T THINK DONALD 678 00:18:13,637 --> 00:18:14,771 TRUMP LIKES YOU VERY MUCH, TO BE 679 00:18:14,771 --> 00:18:14,971 HONEST. 680 00:18:14,971 --> 00:18:15,171 TRUE? 681 00:18:15,171 --> 00:18:15,839 YEAH. 682 00:18:15,839 --> 00:18:22,212 [ LAUGHTER ] 683 00:18:22,212 --> 00:18:22,512 [ APPLAUSE ] 684 00:18:22,512 --> 00:18:23,547 I THINK THE NATURE OF THE MEDIA 685 00:18:23,547 --> 00:18:24,814 IS TO SHOW WHERE, YOU KNOW, 686 00:18:24,814 --> 00:18:27,617 THERE'S SOME GUYS ROBBING A -- 687 00:18:27,617 --> 00:18:29,152 LOOTING A MEDICAL MARIJUANA 688 00:18:29,152 --> 00:18:30,954 STORE, AND THEN THERE'S, YOU 689 00:18:30,954 --> 00:18:33,189 KNOW, A FEW WEYMOS ON FIRE, AND 690 00:18:33,189 --> 00:18:34,824 PUT THAT TOGETHER IN A MONTAGE 691 00:18:34,824 --> 00:18:36,293 AND MAKE IT TEAM LIKE ALL HELL 692 00:18:36,293 --> 00:18:38,628 IS BREAKING LOOSE HERE. 693 00:18:38,628 --> 00:18:39,829 WHAT IS YOUR OPINION? 694 00:18:39,829 --> 00:18:41,064 IS THAT THE CASE HERE IN LOS 695 00:18:41,064 --> 00:18:43,600 ANGELES RIGHT NOW? 696 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:44,234 >> NO. 697 00:18:44,234 --> 00:18:46,002 BUT FIRST OF ALL, LET'S JUST BE 698 00:18:46,002 --> 00:18:46,536 HONEST. 699 00:18:46,536 --> 00:18:47,737 THE WHOLE THING HAS TO DO WITH 700 00:18:47,737 --> 00:18:48,438 THE DEPORTATION. 701 00:18:48,438 --> 00:18:49,372 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH, YES, OF 702 00:18:49,372 --> 00:18:49,639 COURSE. 703 00:18:49,639 --> 00:18:51,308 >> AND OF COURSE, THIS IS A VERY 704 00:18:51,308 --> 00:18:53,076 SENSITIVE SUBJECT TO ME, BECAUSE 705 00:18:53,076 --> 00:18:55,078 WHEN I CAME OVER TO THIS 706 00:18:55,078 --> 00:18:56,680 COUNTRY, I WAS LIVING IN FEAR OF 707 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:57,347 BEING DEPORTED. 708 00:18:57,347 --> 00:18:57,781 >> Jimmy: WERE YOU? 709 00:18:57,781 --> 00:18:59,249 >> YEAH, BECAUSE AT ONE POINT I 710 00:18:59,249 --> 00:19:00,750 DID A MOVIE THAT WAS SO BAD THAT 711 00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:01,818 I THOUGHT THE CRITICS WOULD 712 00:19:01,818 --> 00:19:03,820 DEPORT ME. 713 00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:04,187 [ LAUGHTER ] 714 00:19:04,187 --> 00:19:06,389 WOULD DEPORT ME AND SEND ME BACK 715 00:19:06,389 --> 00:19:07,390 TO AUSTRIA. 716 00:19:07,390 --> 00:19:08,925 HASTA LA VISTA, BABY! 717 00:19:08,925 --> 00:19:11,528 [ LAUGHTER ] 718 00:19:11,528 --> 00:19:12,028 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 719 00:19:12,028 --> 00:19:13,997 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE WOR RD THAT 720 00:19:13,997 --> 00:19:15,098 YOU WERE GOING TO BE DEPORTED 721 00:19:15,098 --> 00:19:17,167 FOR CREATIVE REASONS, YES. 722 00:19:17,167 --> 00:19:18,034 [ LAUGHTER ] 723 00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:19,769 BUT YOU KNOW, BUT SERIOUSLY, 724 00:19:19,769 --> 00:19:21,204 THERE TRULY BE FAMILIES THAT ARE 725 00:19:21,204 --> 00:19:23,807 WORRIED THEY'RE GOING TO BE 726 00:19:23,807 --> 00:19:24,074 DEPORTED. 727 00:19:24,074 --> 00:19:24,674 DO YOU THINK THAT PEOPLE WHO 728 00:19:24,674 --> 00:19:26,376 HAVE BEEN IN THIS COUNTRY FOR 25 729 00:19:26,376 --> 00:19:29,045 YEARS AND WHO HAVE HAD NO 730 00:19:29,045 --> 00:19:29,679 CRIMINAL ACTIVITY WHATSOEVER 731 00:19:29,679 --> 00:19:30,613 SHOULD BE GRANTED THE RIGHTS OF 732 00:19:30,613 --> 00:19:33,583 U.S. CITIZENSHIP? 733 00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:35,919 >> WELL, THIS IS WHAT I'M 734 00:19:35,919 --> 00:19:38,655 TALKING ABOUT, IS IMMIGRATION 735 00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:39,055 REFORM. 736 00:19:39,055 --> 00:19:40,790 COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM 737 00:19:40,790 --> 00:19:42,158 WILL ADDRESS ALL THESE ISSUES. 738 00:19:42,158 --> 00:19:46,129 >> Jimmy: WILL DO THAT? 739 00:19:46,129 --> 00:19:46,730 >> YES, AND ALSO WE'D THEN BE 740 00:19:46,730 --> 00:19:48,498 ABLE SO HAND OUT MORE VISAS, 741 00:19:48,498 --> 00:19:50,333 TEMPORARY WORKING PERMITS, 742 00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:51,701 PERMANENT WORKING PERMITS, THE 743 00:19:51,701 --> 00:19:52,602 GREEN CARD, CITIZENSHIP, ALL 744 00:19:52,602 --> 00:19:53,303 THOSE THINGS. 745 00:19:53,303 --> 00:19:55,171 AND WE WOULD KNOW WHO COMES INTO 746 00:19:55,171 --> 00:19:55,905 THE UNITED STATES RATHER THAN 747 00:19:55,905 --> 00:19:58,441 NOT KNOWING AND HAVING SO MANY 748 00:19:58,441 --> 00:19:59,876 PEOPLE HERE THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW 749 00:19:59,876 --> 00:20:01,811 WHO THEY ARE, WHAT KIND OF 750 00:20:01,811 --> 00:20:03,813 CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES THEY'RE 751 00:20:03,813 --> 00:20:05,015 PARTICIPATING IN, AND ALL THIS. 752 00:20:05,015 --> 00:20:06,983 IT'S A SHAME, THE WHOLE THING. 753 00:20:06,983 --> 00:20:09,919 WE HAVE A COUNTRY THAT NEEDS 754 00:20:09,919 --> 00:20:10,153 WORKERS. 755 00:20:10,153 --> 00:20:11,588 AND WHEN YOU LOOK AT SOUTH OF 756 00:20:11,588 --> 00:20:13,490 THE BORDER, THEY WANT TO WORK. 757 00:20:13,490 --> 00:20:15,325 SO IT'S A PERFECT MATCH. 758 00:20:15,325 --> 00:20:17,127 BUT LET'S DO IT LEGAL AND LET'S 759 00:20:17,127 --> 00:20:19,329 DO IT IN A COHERENT WAY, RATHER 760 00:20:19,329 --> 00:20:23,500 THAN DOING IT THE WAY NOW, WHICH 761 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:24,434 A DISASTER. 762 00:20:24,434 --> 00:20:26,302 I TOLD YOU, THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME 763 00:20:26,302 --> 00:20:27,904 SO DISAPPOINTED IN BOTH OF THE 764 00:20:27,904 --> 00:20:28,138 PARTIES. 765 00:20:28,138 --> 00:20:29,472 BOTH OF THE PARTIES DO NOT WANT 766 00:20:29,472 --> 00:20:30,740 TO GO AND SOLVE THIS PROBLEM 767 00:20:30,740 --> 00:20:32,675 ONCE AND FOR ALL AND CREATE GOOD 768 00:20:32,675 --> 00:20:35,311 IMMIGRATION REFORM THE WAY, YOU 769 00:20:35,311 --> 00:20:36,546 KNOW, LIKE SENATOR KENNEDY AND 770 00:20:36,546 --> 00:20:37,981 JOHN McCAIN WORKED IT OUT, AND 771 00:20:37,981 --> 00:20:39,449 THEY HAD A REALLY GREAT, GREAT 772 00:20:39,449 --> 00:20:40,917 BILL THERE. 773 00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:43,586 BUT THEN THEY DIDN'T GO FOR IT. 774 00:20:43,586 --> 00:20:47,123 >> Jimmy: DO YOU -- AS SOMEONE 775 00:20:47,123 --> 00:20:48,191 WHO HAS EXPERIENCE WITH 776 00:20:48,191 --> 00:20:48,825 PREDATORS, HOW WOULD YOU HANDLE 777 00:20:48,825 --> 00:20:49,159 DONALD TRUMP? 778 00:20:49,159 --> 00:20:51,661 [ LAUGHTER ] 779 00:20:51,661 --> 00:20:53,063 IN THIS SITUATION WHERE HE IS 780 00:20:53,063 --> 00:20:55,065 THREATENING TO WITH HOLD FEDERAL 781 00:20:55,065 --> 00:20:57,367 FUNDING FROM OUR STUDENTS, FROM 782 00:20:57,367 --> 00:21:00,270 OUR SCHOOLS, FROM DISABLED 783 00:21:00,270 --> 00:21:00,537 STUDENTS. 784 00:21:00,537 --> 00:21:02,639 WE ARE A STATE THAT PAYS MORE TO 785 00:21:02,639 --> 00:21:03,740 THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT THAN WE 786 00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,975 GET IN RETURN FROM THE FEDERAL 787 00:21:05,975 --> 00:21:06,476 GOVERNMENT. 788 00:21:06,476 --> 00:21:08,178 IS IT REALISTIC, THIS IDEA THAT 789 00:21:08,178 --> 00:21:09,779 GOVERNOR NEWSOM HAS FLOATED 790 00:21:09,779 --> 00:21:11,448 THAT, WE WOULD JUST STOP PAYING 791 00:21:11,448 --> 00:21:13,616 THEM THE MONEY THAT WE PAY THEM? 792 00:21:13,616 --> 00:21:16,419 >> WELL, IT SOUNDS ALWAYS EASY, 793 00:21:16,419 --> 00:21:16,686 ISN'T IT? 794 00:21:16,686 --> 00:21:18,455 >> Jimmy: IT SOUNDS IT BUT NEVER 795 00:21:18,455 --> 00:21:18,621 IS. 796 00:21:18,621 --> 00:21:20,256 >> IT DOESN'T HAPPEN BECAUSE 797 00:21:20,256 --> 00:21:23,193 EVERY INDIVIDUAL IN CALIFORNIA 798 00:21:23,193 --> 00:21:24,461 PAYS TAXES. 799 00:21:24,461 --> 00:21:26,529 PAYS STATE TAX, LOCAL TAX. 800 00:21:26,529 --> 00:21:28,264 AND PAYS FEDERAL TAX. 801 00:21:28,264 --> 00:21:30,100 HOW ARE YOU GOING TO STOP THEM 802 00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:30,467 FROM DOING THAT? 803 00:21:30,467 --> 00:21:33,436 THEN THE IRS COMING AFTER YOU. 804 00:21:33,436 --> 00:21:33,636 LOOK. 805 00:21:33,636 --> 00:21:35,438 I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW, THIS IS 806 00:21:35,438 --> 00:21:35,772 ALL DIALOGUE. 807 00:21:35,772 --> 00:21:37,874 THIS IS RHETORIC. 808 00:21:37,874 --> 00:21:39,409 THE LEFT GOING AFTER THE RIGHT, 809 00:21:39,409 --> 00:21:40,643 THE RIGHT GOING AFTER THE LEFT. 810 00:21:40,643 --> 00:21:45,048 I MEAN, THE BOTTOM LINE IS, THEY 811 00:21:45,048 --> 00:21:46,583 SHOULD GET TOGETHER, RATHER THAN 812 00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:47,784 ALWAYS POINTING THE FINGER AT 813 00:21:47,784 --> 00:21:48,818 EACH OTHER. 814 00:21:48,818 --> 00:21:50,620 THEY SHOULD REALLY GET TOGETHER 815 00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:51,788 AND SOLVE THIS PROBLEM. 816 00:21:51,788 --> 00:21:52,589 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE AMERICAN 817 00:21:52,589 --> 00:21:55,125 PEOPLE WANT. 818 00:21:55,125 --> 00:21:55,625 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 819 00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:56,493 THEY WANT TO HAVE THIS PROBLEM 820 00:21:56,493 --> 00:21:56,726 SOLVED. 821 00:21:56,726 --> 00:21:57,093 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 822 00:21:57,093 --> 00:21:59,863 WELL. 823 00:21:59,863 --> 00:22:01,364 IT SEEMS LIKE -- IT SEEMS LIKE 824 00:22:01,364 --> 00:22:02,632 OUR PRESIDENT DOESN'T WANT TO 825 00:22:02,632 --> 00:22:03,967 HAVE THIS PROBLEM SOLVED. 826 00:22:03,967 --> 00:22:04,701 HE WANTS TO CREATE PROBLEMS HERE 827 00:22:04,701 --> 00:22:05,401 IN OUR STATE. 828 00:22:05,401 --> 00:22:07,637 >> WELL, I HAVE TO TELL YOU, 829 00:22:07,637 --> 00:22:09,372 PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY TO ME, OH, MY 830 00:22:09,372 --> 00:22:10,673 GOD, WHAT'S GOING ON IN AMERICA 831 00:22:10,673 --> 00:22:11,407 RIGHT NOW? 832 00:22:11,407 --> 00:22:11,908 ALL THIS STUFF. 833 00:22:11,908 --> 00:22:15,044 AND I SAY TO THEM, I SAID, 834 00:22:15,044 --> 00:22:17,647 RELAX, I'VE COME OVER HERE, 835 00:22:17,647 --> 00:22:21,084 1968, WHERE IT WAS A DISASTER. 836 00:22:21,084 --> 00:22:23,787 I MEAN, EVEN THE MOST FANTASTIC 837 00:22:23,787 --> 00:22:24,220 COUNTRY. 838 00:22:24,220 --> 00:22:26,990 I CAME OVER HERE, 1968, MARTIN 839 00:22:26,990 --> 00:22:28,591 LUTHER KING WAS ASSASSINATED. 840 00:22:28,591 --> 00:22:30,560 BOBBY KENNEDY WAS ASSASSINATED. 841 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,662 THERE WERE THE RIOTS LEFT AND 842 00:22:32,662 --> 00:22:34,631 RIGHT BECAUSE OF THE VIETNAM 843 00:22:34,631 --> 00:22:34,797 WAR. 844 00:22:34,797 --> 00:22:35,865 THE PROTESTS. 845 00:22:35,865 --> 00:22:38,268 THEN THERE WAS THE ATTACK ON THE 846 00:22:38,268 --> 00:22:39,169 DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION IN 847 00:22:39,169 --> 00:22:39,435 CHICAGO. 848 00:22:39,435 --> 00:22:42,705 THEN AFTER THAT, THERE WAS 849 00:22:42,705 --> 00:22:42,972 WATERGATE. 850 00:22:42,972 --> 00:22:44,574 THE THING WENT ON AND ON AND ON. 851 00:22:44,574 --> 00:22:45,875 PEOPLE SAID WHAT IS GOING ON IN 852 00:22:45,875 --> 00:22:46,109 AMERICA? 853 00:22:46,109 --> 00:22:47,277 WE GOT OUT OF THAT MESS. 854 00:22:47,277 --> 00:22:48,478 SO AMERICA WILL ALWAYS GET OUT 855 00:22:48,478 --> 00:22:51,815 OF THIS MESS, AND WE WILL GET 856 00:22:51,815 --> 00:22:53,116 OUT OF THIS, BELIEVE ME. 857 00:22:53,116 --> 00:22:55,485 THIS WILL BE SOLVED, THIS ISSUE. 858 00:22:55,485 --> 00:22:56,286 LOS ANGELES WILL ALWAYS BE A 859 00:22:56,286 --> 00:22:56,753 GREAT CITY TO COME TO. 860 00:22:56,753 --> 00:22:58,555 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 861 00:22:58,555 --> 00:22:59,122 I'M VERY, VERY PROUD OF LOS 862 00:22:59,122 --> 00:23:03,560 ANGELES. 863 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:06,462 AND I THINK THE KEY THING IS, 864 00:23:06,462 --> 00:23:07,964 THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AND THE 865 00:23:07,964 --> 00:23:13,336 STATE AND THE LOCALS WORK 866 00:23:13,336 --> 00:23:13,837 TOGETHER TO SOLVE THESE 867 00:23:13,837 --> 00:23:14,103 PROBLEMS. 868 00:23:14,103 --> 00:23:14,704 >> Jimmy: PEOPLE NEED TO HEAR 869 00:23:14,704 --> 00:23:15,338 THAT, BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE LOOKING 870 00:23:15,338 --> 00:23:15,872 FOR SOMETHING POSITIVE. 871 00:23:15,872 --> 00:23:17,140 I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE 872 00:23:17,140 --> 00:23:18,541 FEELING DISHEARTENED, LIKE OH, 873 00:23:18,541 --> 00:23:19,776 THINGS ARE NOT GOING TO GET 874 00:23:19,776 --> 00:23:21,110 BETTER, THEY'RE GOING TO GET 875 00:23:21,110 --> 00:23:21,344 WORSE. 876 00:23:21,344 --> 00:23:24,380 >> LET ME TELL EVERYONE HERE, I 877 00:23:24,380 --> 00:23:24,714 TRAVEL A LOT. 878 00:23:24,714 --> 00:23:25,849 I JUST CAME BACK FROM EUROPE. 879 00:23:25,849 --> 00:23:27,116 TODAY, AS MUCH AS 50 YEARS AGO, 880 00:23:27,116 --> 00:23:28,284 THE SAME AMOUNT OF PEOPLE COME 881 00:23:28,284 --> 00:23:30,253 UP TO ME AND SAYS, "ARNOLD, 882 00:23:30,253 --> 00:23:31,487 PLEASE, CAN YOU HELP ME TO GET 883 00:23:31,487 --> 00:23:32,188 TO AMERICA?" 884 00:23:32,188 --> 00:23:32,956 >> Jimmy: THEY DO? 885 00:23:32,956 --> 00:23:34,857 >> BECAUSE IT'S THE GREATEST 886 00:23:34,857 --> 00:23:35,792 COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. 887 00:23:35,792 --> 00:23:36,292 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 888 00:23:36,292 --> 00:23:37,026 THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. 889 00:23:37,026 --> 00:23:38,995 IT IS FANTASTIC. 890 00:23:38,995 --> 00:23:41,164 NO MATTER WHO IS LEADING IT AND 891 00:23:41,164 --> 00:23:41,965 ALL THAT STUFF. 892 00:23:41,965 --> 00:23:43,666 PEOPLE COME AND GO, BUT THIS 893 00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:44,867 ALWAYS WILL BE THE GREATEST 894 00:23:44,867 --> 00:23:46,236 COUNTRY, AND THIS IS WHY I 895 00:23:46,236 --> 00:23:48,238 CANNOT WAIT TO CELEBRATE THE 896 00:23:48,238 --> 00:23:51,507 250th ANNIVERSARY OF AMERICA AND 897 00:23:51,507 --> 00:23:54,310 ONCE AGAIN SAY, THANK YOU, 898 00:23:54,310 --> 00:23:55,812 AMERICA, FOR KIND OF BRINGING ME 899 00:23:55,812 --> 00:23:58,381 INTO THIS COUNTRY, SHOWING ME 900 00:23:58,381 --> 00:23:59,215 THIS ENORMOUS GENEROSITY. 901 00:23:59,215 --> 00:24:01,084 EVERYTHING THAT I'VE EVER 902 00:24:01,084 --> 00:24:02,752 ACCOMPLISHED IN MY LIFE IS 903 00:24:02,752 --> 00:24:03,186 BECAUSE OF AMERICA. 904 00:24:03,186 --> 00:24:06,656 THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE. 905 00:24:06,656 --> 00:24:07,290 [ APPLAUSE ] 906 00:24:07,290 --> 00:24:08,458 >> Jimmy: WHY WERE YOU IN 907 00:24:08,458 --> 00:24:08,958 EUROPE? 908 00:24:08,958 --> 00:24:09,726 WHAT WERE YOU DOING THERE, OVER 909 00:24:09,726 --> 00:24:10,393 IN EUROPE? 910 00:24:10,393 --> 00:24:12,161 >> I WAS IN EUROPE, I WAS DOING 911 00:24:12,161 --> 00:24:13,997 AN ENVIRONMENTAL CONFERENCE IN 912 00:24:13,997 --> 00:24:15,164 VIENNA WHERE WE BRING ALL THE 913 00:24:15,164 --> 00:24:16,366 NATIONS TOGETHER, AND WE TALK 914 00:24:16,366 --> 00:24:20,203 ABOUT TERMINATING POLLUTION. 915 00:24:20,203 --> 00:24:21,738 AND AT THE SAME TIME, OF COURSE, 916 00:24:21,738 --> 00:24:25,241 MY TEAM DECIDED TO HAVE AN EVENT 917 00:24:25,241 --> 00:24:26,476 AT THE SCHWARZENEGGER MUSEUM. 918 00:24:26,476 --> 00:24:26,843 >> Jimmy: OH. 919 00:24:26,843 --> 00:24:29,145 >> ACCIDENTALLY, THEY SAID. 920 00:24:29,145 --> 00:24:29,512 [ LAUGHTER ] 921 00:24:29,512 --> 00:24:30,013 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH? 922 00:24:30,013 --> 00:24:31,281 >> TWO DAYS EARLIER. 923 00:24:31,281 --> 00:24:32,815 SO I, OF COURSE, HAD TO GO THERE 924 00:24:32,815 --> 00:24:33,016 ALSO. 925 00:24:33,016 --> 00:24:33,583 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SURE. 926 00:24:33,583 --> 00:24:35,351 >> SO I WENT THERE, AND ALL OF A 927 00:24:35,351 --> 00:24:37,553 SUDDEN THERE'S 150 PEOPLE DOING 928 00:24:37,553 --> 00:24:38,921 DEADLIFTS IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE 929 00:24:38,921 --> 00:24:39,923 THAT I GREW UP IN. 930 00:24:39,923 --> 00:24:40,556 >> Jimmy: THAT IS TRUE? 931 00:24:40,556 --> 00:24:44,327 >> OH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY, YEAH. 932 00:24:44,327 --> 00:24:45,962 IT WAS TRUE DEADLIFTS FOR US 933 00:24:45,962 --> 00:24:46,329 THERE. 934 00:24:46,329 --> 00:24:47,563 THEY WERE DOING DEADLIFTS AND 935 00:24:47,563 --> 00:24:48,698 EACH SIDE WAS COMPETING. 936 00:24:48,698 --> 00:24:50,233 AND THEY WENT UP A ALL OF -- IT 937 00:24:50,233 --> 00:24:51,034 WAS AMAZING. 938 00:24:51,034 --> 00:24:53,002 THERE WAS ONE WOMAN THAT WAS 939 00:24:53,002 --> 00:24:55,905 DEADLIFTING OVER 300 POUNDS. 940 00:24:55,905 --> 00:24:57,373 AND -- NOT LIKE THAT SHE WAS A 941 00:24:57,373 --> 00:24:58,207 BIG WOMAN. 942 00:24:58,207 --> 00:25:01,144 A REGULAR-SIZE WOMAN WAS LIFTING 943 00:25:01,144 --> 00:25:01,678 OVER 300 POUNDS. 944 00:25:01,678 --> 00:25:03,546 THEN THE GUYS WOULD GO UP TO 500 945 00:25:03,546 --> 00:25:04,280 POUNDS OR SO. 946 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,949 THEY ALL HAD A GREAT TIME. 947 00:25:05,949 --> 00:25:06,382 IT'S PART OF THE 948 00:25:06,382 --> 00:25:09,752 SCHWARZENEGGER -- OF THE ARNOLD 949 00:25:09,752 --> 00:25:10,653 PUMP CLUB. 950 00:25:10,653 --> 00:25:11,521 WHERE WE BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER 951 00:25:11,521 --> 00:25:15,525 AND WE KIND OF INSPIRE THEM TO 952 00:25:15,525 --> 00:25:15,959 DR 953 00:25:15,959 --> 00:25:17,160 TRAIN AND STAY FIT AND ALSO TO 954 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:18,261 HAVE A BETTER LIFE, TO BE 955 00:25:18,261 --> 00:25:19,429 HAPPIER IN LIFE, TO ACCOMPLISH 956 00:25:19,429 --> 00:25:20,596 YOUR GOALS AND ALL THAT STUFF. 957 00:25:20,596 --> 00:25:22,131 >> Jimmy: CAN I BE IN THE PUMP 958 00:25:22,131 --> 00:25:22,398 CLUB? 959 00:25:22,398 --> 00:25:23,766 OR SIT JUST EXCLUSIVELY FOR VERY 960 00:25:23,766 --> 00:25:24,500 FIT PEOPLE? 961 00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:25,201 >> ABSOLUTELY. 962 00:25:25,201 --> 00:25:27,870 >> Jimmy: THERE IS A PLUMP CLUB 963 00:25:27,870 --> 00:25:30,106 MAYBE? 964 00:25:30,106 --> 00:25:30,406 [ LAUGHTER ] 965 00:25:30,406 --> 00:25:30,773 JUST PUMP CLUB? 966 00:25:30,773 --> 00:25:33,743 CAN I BE THE PLUMP CUB IN YOUR 967 00:25:33,743 --> 00:25:34,677 PUMP CLUB? 968 00:25:34,677 --> 00:25:34,977 [ LAUGHTER ] 969 00:25:34,977 --> 00:25:37,046 >> I HAVE TO CHECK ON THAT. 970 00:25:37,046 --> 00:25:39,182 MAYBE YOU HAVE TO GAIN 20 POUNDS 971 00:25:39,182 --> 00:25:40,350 SO WE CAN TAKE THE BEFORE 972 00:25:40,350 --> 00:25:40,616 PICTURE. 973 00:25:40,616 --> 00:25:41,985 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT WE'LL 974 00:25:41,985 --> 00:25:42,151 DO? 975 00:25:42,151 --> 00:25:43,753 AFTER THE SHOW I'LL COME BACK TO 976 00:25:43,753 --> 00:25:44,987 THE DRESSING ROOM, STRIP DOWN, 977 00:25:44,987 --> 00:25:46,255 YOU EVALUATE ME, WE'LL FIGURE IT 978 00:25:46,255 --> 00:25:46,456 OUT. 979 00:25:46,456 --> 00:25:47,357 >> OKAY, GOOD. 980 00:25:47,357 --> 00:25:47,957 >> Jimmy: GOVERNOR 981 00:25:47,957 --> 00:25:48,524 SCHWARZENEGGER IS HERE. 982 00:25:48,524 --> 00:25:49,025 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 983 00:25:49,025 --> 00:25:49,559 THE SHOW IS CALLED "FUBAR." 984 00:25:49,559 --> 00:25:50,393 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 985 00:26:05,075 --> 00:26:05,778 >>> DID YOU HEAR THAT GUNFIRE? 986 00:26:05,778 --> 00:26:07,475 IT'S HOTTER THAN YOUR MOM EATING 987 00:26:07,475 --> 00:26:08,974 SOUP IN A JACUZZI. 988 00:26:08,974 --> 00:26:10,534 >> OH, MY. 989 00:26:10,534 --> 00:26:11,374 >> WE'LL DISCUSS IT IN THERAPY. 990 00:26:11,374 --> 00:26:11,540 ♪ 991 00:26:11,540 --> 00:26:11,707 ♪ 992 00:26:11,707 --> 00:26:25,441 ♪ 993 00:26:25,441 --> 00:26:25,974 >> NO! 994 00:26:25,974 --> 00:26:28,576 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 995 00:26:28,576 --> 00:26:29,411 >> Jimmy: THAT'S ARNOLD 996 00:26:29,411 --> 00:26:31,276 SCHWARZENEGGER IN SEASON TWO OF 997 00:26:31,276 --> 00:26:32,583 "FUBAR" WHICH PREMIERES TOMORROW 998 00:26:32,583 --> 00:26:33,917 STARTING ON NETFLIX. 999 00:26:33,917 --> 00:26:35,874 I DON'T KNOW IF "NO, THE 1000 00:26:35,874 --> 00:26:37,075 EQUIPMENT WENT OVER" IS GOING TO 1001 00:26:37,075 --> 00:26:41,045 BE THE NEW "HASTA LA VISTA, 1002 00:26:41,045 --> 00:26:41,312 BABY." 1003 00:26:41,312 --> 00:26:41,913 IT'S PRETTY SOLID. 1004 00:26:41,913 --> 00:26:44,149 >> NO, IT WAS REALLY -- I 1005 00:26:44,149 --> 00:26:45,183 COULDN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH ACTION 1006 00:26:45,183 --> 00:26:47,318 THERE WAS IN THIS SEASON. 1007 00:26:47,318 --> 00:26:48,887 >> Jimmy: WERE YOU UPSET THAT 1008 00:26:48,887 --> 00:26:49,521 THERE WAS THIS MUCH ACTION? 1009 00:26:49,521 --> 00:26:50,355 >> NO, I MEAN, WHEN YOU GET TO 1010 00:26:50,355 --> 00:26:52,090 MY AGE -- 1011 00:26:52,090 --> 00:26:52,557 >> Jimmy: YES. 1012 00:26:52,557 --> 00:26:55,593 >> MY KNEES ARE HURTING, 1013 00:26:55,593 --> 00:26:57,028 EVENTUALLY, THE CLIMBING AND ALL 1014 00:26:57,028 --> 00:26:57,662 THE STUFF. 1015 00:26:57,662 --> 00:26:58,863 >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU SIT DOWN 1016 00:26:58,863 --> 00:27:00,865 WITH THE SCRIPT AND GO, GUYS, 1017 00:27:00,865 --> 00:27:02,267 GIVE ME A BREAK, ARE YOU KIDDING 1018 00:27:02,267 --> 00:27:02,901 ME? 1019 00:27:02,901 --> 00:27:03,802 I'M FIGHTING GUYS ON A BOAT? 1020 00:27:03,802 --> 00:27:05,937 >> NO, NO, I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING 1021 00:27:05,937 --> 00:27:06,204 FORWARD. 1022 00:27:06,204 --> 00:27:07,005 >> Jimmy: YOU LIKE IT, OKAY. 1023 00:27:07,005 --> 00:27:08,673 >> YOU HEAR ME COMPLAIN ABOUT 1024 00:27:08,673 --> 00:27:09,073 IT. 1025 00:27:09,073 --> 00:27:09,674 THAT'S JUST DIALOGUE. 1026 00:27:09,674 --> 00:27:10,809 >> Jimmy: I GOT YOU, OKAY. 1027 00:27:10,809 --> 00:27:14,879 >> THE REALITY IS, I LOVE AND I 1028 00:27:14,879 --> 00:27:16,447 SEE IT ON THE SCREEN, I LOVE THE 1029 00:27:16,447 --> 00:27:18,082 WAY THEY EDIT IT, AND IT'S 1030 00:27:18,082 --> 00:27:19,083 REALLY ACTION PACKED. 1031 00:27:19,083 --> 00:27:19,984 SOME OF THE DANGEROUS STUFF YOU 1032 00:27:19,984 --> 00:27:20,718 DON'T DO YOURSELF. 1033 00:27:20,718 --> 00:27:22,487 STUNT GUYS COME IN AND THEY DO 1034 00:27:22,487 --> 00:27:22,687 THAT. 1035 00:27:22,687 --> 00:27:24,189 BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS YOU TO GET 1036 00:27:24,189 --> 00:27:26,658 HURT ON THE SET BECAUSE THAT 1037 00:27:26,658 --> 00:27:27,759 MEANS THAT YOU HAVE TO DELAY THE 1038 00:27:27,759 --> 00:27:29,060 FILMING AND ALL THAT STUFF. 1039 00:27:29,060 --> 00:27:30,295 SO EVERYTHING IS PRETTY SAFE. 1040 00:27:30,295 --> 00:27:31,963 OUT IT'S LOT OF, LOT OF WORK 1041 00:27:31,963 --> 00:27:35,133 BECAUSE ON TV, UNLIKE IN MOVIES 1042 00:27:35,133 --> 00:27:36,768 WHERE YOU SHOOT THREE PAGES A 1043 00:27:36,768 --> 00:27:39,304 DAY, TV YOU SHOOT EIGHT TO TEN 1044 00:27:39,304 --> 00:27:41,573 PAGES A DAY, SO EVERYTHING GOES 1045 00:27:41,573 --> 00:27:42,907 FASTER AND FASTER AND FASTER. 1046 00:27:42,907 --> 00:27:44,242 BUT THEY MANAGED MORE ACTION, 1047 00:27:44,242 --> 00:27:47,011 MORE COMEDY, MORE DRAMA IN THIS 1048 00:27:47,011 --> 00:27:47,245 SEASON. 1049 00:27:47,245 --> 00:27:48,213 IT'S REALLY FANTASTIC. 1050 00:27:48,213 --> 00:27:49,380 >> Jimmy: EVEN SOME DANCING. 1051 00:27:49,380 --> 00:27:49,981 YOU HAVE A DANCE SCENE THIS 1052 00:27:49,981 --> 00:27:50,215 SEASON. 1053 00:27:50,215 --> 00:27:53,084 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1054 00:27:53,084 --> 00:27:54,786 YOU CAN'T GET A STUNT PERSON FOR 1055 00:27:54,786 --> 00:27:54,986 THAT. 1056 00:27:54,986 --> 00:27:56,087 YOU'VE GOT TO REALLY LEARN TO 1057 00:27:56,087 --> 00:27:56,321 DANCE. 1058 00:27:56,321 --> 00:27:58,957 >> NO, NO, I DID THE DANCING. 1059 00:27:58,957 --> 00:28:00,124 >> Jimmy: YOU DID THE DANCING. 1060 00:28:00,124 --> 00:28:01,092 >> THAT'S A LOT OF FUN. 1061 00:28:01,092 --> 00:28:02,660 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU A GOOD DANCER? 1062 00:28:02,660 --> 00:28:03,127 >> NO. 1063 00:28:03,127 --> 00:28:05,296 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT. 1064 00:28:05,296 --> 00:28:05,697 >> I SUCK. 1065 00:28:05,697 --> 00:28:07,065 >> Jimmy: EVER HAD THAT AS PART 1066 00:28:07,065 --> 00:28:08,466 OF YOUR TRAINING, DANCING? 1067 00:28:08,466 --> 00:28:09,801 >> YEAH, BUT I MEAN, THERE'S A 1068 00:28:09,801 --> 00:28:12,036 LOT OF THINGS TO BE TRAINED. 1069 00:28:12,036 --> 00:28:13,605 BUT FOR CERTAIN THINGS YOU HAVE 1070 00:28:13,605 --> 00:28:14,505 A CERTAIN TALENT. 1071 00:28:14,505 --> 00:28:16,875 I JUST DON'T HAVE AN EAR FOR 1072 00:28:16,875 --> 00:28:19,511 MUSIC, AND YOU KNOW, I'M NOT 1073 00:28:19,511 --> 00:28:21,179 THERE -- NOT REALLY A GOOD 1074 00:28:21,179 --> 00:28:21,479 DANCER. 1075 00:28:21,479 --> 00:28:22,647 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I 1076 00:28:22,647 --> 00:28:23,615 CANNOT DO THE SCENE. 1077 00:28:23,615 --> 00:28:25,149 WHAT I DO IS DO A LOT OF REPS. 1078 00:28:25,149 --> 00:28:26,784 I DO A LOT OF REHEARSALS. 1079 00:28:26,784 --> 00:28:32,123 AND CARRIE ANN, SHE WAS 1080 00:28:32,123 --> 00:28:32,957 NATURALLY TALENTED. 1081 00:28:32,957 --> 00:28:33,525 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 1082 00:28:33,525 --> 00:28:35,026 >> SHE WAS GOOD AT DANCING, SO 1083 00:28:35,026 --> 00:28:36,761 SHE WORKED WITH ME SIX, SEVEN 1084 00:28:36,761 --> 00:28:38,196 DAYS OF REHEARSALS AND STUFF 1085 00:28:38,196 --> 00:28:39,697 LIKE THAT THAT WE DID EACH DAY, 1086 00:28:39,697 --> 00:28:40,832 TWO TO THREE HOURS. 1087 00:28:40,832 --> 00:28:42,667 THEN EVENTUALLY, I JUST WENT ON 1088 00:28:42,667 --> 00:28:44,502 MY OWN WITH THE CHOREOGRAPHER, 1089 00:28:44,502 --> 00:28:44,903 WHICH WAS A GUY. 1090 00:28:44,903 --> 00:28:45,236 >> Jimmy: OH. 1091 00:28:45,236 --> 00:28:47,639 >> AND -- 1092 00:28:47,639 --> 00:28:49,707 >> Jimmy: AND YOU DANCED? 1093 00:28:49,707 --> 00:28:51,209 >> HE SAID, SHOULD I BRING 1094 00:28:51,209 --> 00:28:51,843 ANOTHER WOMAN? 1095 00:28:51,843 --> 00:28:54,946 AND I SAID NO, NO, I'LL DO IT 1096 00:28:54,946 --> 00:28:55,513 WITH YOU. 1097 00:28:55,513 --> 00:28:56,114 I COME WITH THE BODY BUILDING 1098 00:28:56,114 --> 00:28:57,749 WORLD -- 1099 00:28:57,749 --> 00:28:59,183 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'VE SHOWERED 1100 00:28:59,183 --> 00:29:01,286 WITH A MILLION GUYS. 1101 00:29:01,286 --> 00:29:01,786 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1102 00:29:01,786 --> 00:29:03,588 >> I WAS LEANING HIM BACK, I WAS 1103 00:29:03,588 --> 00:29:06,291 DOING THE WHOLE THING WITH THIS 1104 00:29:06,291 --> 00:29:06,624 CHOREOGRAPHER. 1105 00:29:06,624 --> 00:29:07,625 HE WAS REALLY GETTING A LAUGH 1106 00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:08,259 OUT OF IT ALL. 1107 00:29:08,259 --> 00:29:08,793 >> Jimmy: I'M SURE. 1108 00:29:08,793 --> 00:29:09,394 >> YEAH. 1109 00:29:09,394 --> 00:29:10,662 >> Jimmy: IS IT TRUE THAT YOU 1110 00:29:10,662 --> 00:29:10,995 K 1111 00:29:10,995 --> 00:29:11,763 KNEW MICHAEL JACKSON? 1112 00:29:11,763 --> 00:29:12,230 >> YEAH. 1113 00:29:12,230 --> 00:29:13,331 >> Jimmy: YOU DID? 1114 00:29:13,331 --> 00:29:14,532 HOW DID YOU KNOW MICHAEL? 1115 00:29:14,532 --> 00:29:15,767 >> I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE. 1116 00:29:15,767 --> 00:29:16,701 >> Jimmy: I KNOW. 1117 00:29:16,701 --> 00:29:17,135 [ LAUGHTER ] 1118 00:29:17,135 --> 00:29:20,305 HOW'D YOU KNOW HIM? 1119 00:29:20,305 --> 00:29:21,539 DID YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF WE 1120 00:29:21,539 --> 00:29:23,441 HAVE PETS IN OUR HOUSE CLUB, OR 1121 00:29:23,441 --> 00:29:24,909 WHAT WAS THE DEAL? 1122 00:29:24,909 --> 00:29:25,209 [ LAUGHTER ] 1123 00:29:25,209 --> 00:29:25,843 >> MICHAEL JACKSON CAME TO THE 1124 00:29:25,843 --> 00:29:27,345 SET WHEN WE WERE FILMING AT 1125 00:29:27,345 --> 00:29:29,414 UNIVERSAL STUDIO. 1126 00:29:29,414 --> 00:29:30,548 WE WERE FILMING "JEAN DELL ALL 1127 00:29:30,548 --> 00:29:31,482 THE WAY." 1128 00:29:31,482 --> 00:29:32,150 >> Jimmy: MICHAEL JACKSON CAME 1129 00:29:32,150 --> 00:29:35,019 TO THE SET OF "JINGLE ALL THE 1130 00:29:35,019 --> 00:29:35,219 DAY"? 1131 00:29:35,219 --> 00:29:36,888 >> THEN HE VISITED ME A FEW DAYS 1132 00:29:36,888 --> 00:29:38,723 IN A ROW IN MY MOTOR HOME IN THE 1133 00:29:38,723 --> 00:29:39,891 TRAILER, WHEN I HAD LUNCH. 1134 00:29:39,891 --> 00:29:40,858 >> Jimmy: REALLY? 1135 00:29:40,858 --> 00:29:42,527 >> JUST WANTED TO SCHMOOZE, HE 1136 00:29:42,527 --> 00:29:43,394 WANTED TO TALK ABOUT THE SHOW. 1137 00:29:43,394 --> 00:29:45,229 AND HE -- 1138 00:29:45,229 --> 00:29:46,130 >> Jimmy: WAIT A MINUTE, THREE 1139 00:29:46,130 --> 00:29:47,198 DAYS IN A ROW, MICHAEL JACKSON 1140 00:29:47,198 --> 00:29:49,033 SHOWED UP FOR LUNCH IN YOUR 1141 00:29:49,033 --> 00:29:50,535 TRAILER ON "JINGLE ALL THE WAY"? 1142 00:29:50,535 --> 00:29:51,469 >> YEAH. 1143 00:29:51,469 --> 00:29:51,836 [ LAUGHTER ] 1144 00:29:51,836 --> 00:29:52,236 HE WAS SHY. 1145 00:29:52,236 --> 00:29:52,637 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH? 1146 00:29:52,637 --> 00:29:56,474 >> AND VERY LOW-KEY. 1147 00:29:56,474 --> 00:29:57,809 WELL, A REALLY NICE MAN. 1148 00:29:57,809 --> 00:29:58,876 HE WAS REALLY FANTASTIC. 1149 00:29:58,876 --> 00:29:59,877 >> Jimmy: YOU -- ONE OF YOUR 1150 00:29:59,877 --> 00:30:03,481 FIRST JOBS WHEN YOU CAME TO THE 1151 00:30:03,481 --> 00:30:06,417 UNITED STATES WAS WITH LUCILLE 1152 00:30:06,417 --> 00:30:08,753 BALL ON AN ART CARNEY SPECIAL, 1153 00:30:08,753 --> 00:30:09,721 RIGHT? 1154 00:30:09,721 --> 00:30:11,923 >> IT WAS A LUCY SPECIAL AND ART 1155 00:30:11,923 --> 00:30:12,657 CARNEY WAS ONE OF THE STARS. 1156 00:30:12,657 --> 00:30:13,157 >> Jimmy: OH. 1157 00:30:13,157 --> 00:30:14,559 >> HE JUST WON THE ACADEMY AWARD 1158 00:30:14,559 --> 00:30:16,127 FOR BEST ACTING. 1159 00:30:16,127 --> 00:30:20,331 AND SHE CALLED ME ONE DAY IN THE 1160 00:30:20,331 --> 00:30:20,498 GYM. 1161 00:30:20,498 --> 00:30:21,666 >> Jimmy: HOW DID SHE -- SHE 1162 00:30:21,666 --> 00:30:22,500 PHONED YOU IN THE GYM? 1163 00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:24,469 >> SHE PHONED ME IN GOLD'S GYM. 1164 00:30:24,469 --> 00:30:25,303 SOMEONE SAID, "LUCY IS ON THE 1165 00:30:25,303 --> 00:30:25,536 PHONE." 1166 00:30:25,536 --> 00:30:27,438 [ LAUGHTER ] 1167 00:30:27,438 --> 00:30:31,175 I SAY, "LUCY WHO?" 1168 00:30:31,175 --> 00:30:32,877 NOW, I REMEMBER SEEING HER SHOW. 1169 00:30:32,877 --> 00:30:34,412 BUT I DID NOT KNOW THIS IS THE 1170 00:30:34,412 --> 00:30:34,612 LUCY. 1171 00:30:34,612 --> 00:30:36,848 SO THEN THE OWNER OF GOLD'S GYM, 1172 00:30:36,848 --> 00:30:41,085 JOE GOLD, SAID TO ME, SAYS, 1173 00:30:41,085 --> 00:30:42,320 "THIS IS LUCILLE BALL. 1174 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,889 THIS IS THE WOMAN WHO IS REALLY 1175 00:30:44,889 --> 00:30:45,156 POWERFUL." 1176 00:30:45,156 --> 00:30:46,090 THEN HE GAVE ME THE PHONE. 1177 00:30:46,090 --> 00:30:49,127 SO I TOOK THE PHONE, SAID HELLO. 1178 00:30:49,127 --> 00:30:52,830 "I SAW YOU YESTERDAY ON THE ANDY 1179 00:30:52,830 --> 00:30:54,265 GRIFFIN SHOW. 1180 00:30:54,265 --> 00:30:59,370 YOU WERE SO FUNNY, SO 1181 00:30:59,370 --> 00:31:00,138 UNBELIEVABLE, I LOVE YOUR 1182 00:31:00,138 --> 00:31:00,405 ENERGY. 1183 00:31:00,405 --> 00:31:03,141 I WANT YOU TO BE PART OF OUR 1184 00:31:03,141 --> 00:31:04,809 TWO-HOUR SPECIAL. 1185 00:31:04,809 --> 00:31:06,778 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY AND GOOD-BYE." 1186 00:31:06,778 --> 00:31:08,079 "THANK YOU, THAT'S VERY NICE OF 1187 00:31:08,079 --> 00:31:11,749 YOU WHAT DO BY DO IN" "COME 1188 00:31:11,749 --> 00:31:13,818 TOMORROW TO 2:00 TO THE FOX 1189 00:31:13,818 --> 00:31:14,052 STUDIO." 1190 00:31:14,052 --> 00:31:16,654 I WOULD GO OVER THERE, 2:00. 1191 00:31:16,654 --> 00:31:18,556 SHE SAID TO ME, "IT'S WONDERFUL 1192 00:31:18,556 --> 00:31:19,791 TO HAVE YOU HERE." 1193 00:31:19,791 --> 00:31:21,392 THE DIRECTOR WAS SITTING THERE, 1194 00:31:21,392 --> 00:31:22,393 THE PRODUCER, HER HUSBAND. 1195 00:31:22,393 --> 00:31:23,027 ALL OF THESE PEOPLE WERE SITTING 1196 00:31:23,027 --> 00:31:24,829 THERE. 1197 00:31:24,829 --> 00:31:25,830 NEXT THING I KNOW IS THAT SHE 1198 00:31:25,830 --> 00:31:28,199 PULLS OUT A SCRIPT. 1199 00:31:28,199 --> 00:31:34,772 AND THEN I JUST SAT DOWN THERE. 1200 00:31:34,772 --> 00:31:39,477 "MY NAME IS SANDO, I'M ITALIAN 1201 00:31:39,477 --> 00:31:44,382 TRUCK DRIVER." 1202 00:31:44,382 --> 00:31:46,717 SHE SAID -- STUPID WRITING. 1203 00:31:46,717 --> 00:31:48,586 "LOOK, WHY DON'T WE JUST 1204 00:31:48,586 --> 00:31:49,787 IMPROVISE A LITTLE BIT?" 1205 00:31:49,787 --> 00:31:51,823 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANT 1206 00:31:51,823 --> 00:31:52,323 EITHER. 1207 00:31:52,323 --> 00:31:52,623 [ LAUGHTER ] 1208 00:31:52,623 --> 00:31:56,627 SHE SAYS, "YOU'RE IN, RIGHT, 1209 00:31:56,627 --> 00:31:56,828 GUYS?" 1210 00:31:56,828 --> 00:31:57,695 SO EVERYONE, THE DIRECTOR, THE 1211 00:31:57,695 --> 00:31:58,629 PRODUCERS, EVERYONE -- 1212 00:31:58,629 --> 00:32:04,635 >> Jimmy: THEN THIS HAPPENED. 1213 00:32:10,041 --> 00:32:13,144 >> I SET UP TABLE. 1214 00:32:13,144 --> 00:32:13,878 >> NEED ANY HELP? 1215 00:32:13,878 --> 00:32:16,981 >> SI. 1216 00:32:16,981 --> 00:32:21,085 TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES. 1217 00:32:21,085 --> 00:32:21,586 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1218 00:32:21,586 --> 00:32:21,919 >> Jimmy: WOW. 1219 00:32:21,919 --> 00:32:22,653 THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 1220 00:32:22,653 --> 00:32:23,054 WHAT A LIFE. 1221 00:32:23,054 --> 00:32:23,921 >> YEAH, I KNOW. 1222 00:32:23,921 --> 00:32:25,256 >> Jimmy: WHAT A LIFE. 1223 00:32:25,256 --> 00:32:26,357 ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, 1224 00:32:26,357 --> 00:32:28,259 EVERYBODY. 1225 00:32:28,259 --> 00:32:29,761 SEASON TWO OF "FUBAR" PREMIERES 1226 00:32:29,761 --> 00:32:30,695 TOMORROW ON NETFLIX. 1227 00:32:30,695 --> 00:32:31,195 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1228 00:32:31,195 --> 00:32:31,929 WE'LL BE BACK WITH AIMEE LOU 1229 00:32:31,929 --> 00:32:33,998 WOOD! 1230 00:32:42,073 --> 00:32:43,241 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1231 00:32:43,241 --> 00:32:44,709 ♪ 1232 00:32:44,709 --> 00:32:45,470 >> Jimmy: HI, THERE, WELCOME 1233 00:32:45,470 --> 00:32:46,171 BACK. 1234 00:32:46,171 --> 00:32:47,224 OUR NEXT GUEST IS A 1235 00:32:47,224 --> 00:32:49,419 DELIGHTFUL ACTOR WHO WENT ON A 1236 00:32:49,419 --> 00:32:50,720 WORK TRIP TO MAKE A SHOW ABOUT A 1237 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:51,458 VACATION. 1238 00:32:51,458 --> 00:32:53,358 THE THIRD SEASON OF "THE WHITE 1239 00:32:53,358 --> 00:32:54,992 LOTUS" IS ON MAX NOW. 1240 00:32:54,992 --> 00:32:56,792 PLEASE WELCOME AIMEE LOU WOOD. 1241 00:32:56,792 --> 00:32:57,960 ♪ 1242 00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:10,072 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1243 00:33:10,072 --> 00:33:11,140 IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE. 1244 00:33:11,140 --> 00:33:12,742 I REALLY ENJOYED SEEING YOU ON 1245 00:33:12,742 --> 00:33:13,276 THE SHOW. 1246 00:33:13,276 --> 00:33:13,709 >> THANK YOU. 1247 00:33:13,709 --> 00:33:15,511 >> Jimmy: YOU DID SUCH A GREAT 1248 00:33:15,511 --> 00:33:22,318 JOB, AND YOU SEEM TO BE 1249 00:33:22,318 --> 00:33:22,818 EMOUSSIVELY DELIGHTFUL. 1250 00:33:22,818 --> 00:33:23,886 >> THAT'S JUST MANIA. 1251 00:33:23,886 --> 00:33:25,054 >> Jimmy: MAIN WHY'S FINE AS 1252 00:33:25,054 --> 00:33:26,022 LONG AS IT'S POSITIVE. 1253 00:33:26,022 --> 00:33:27,189 >> SOMETIMES YOU NEED IT. 1254 00:33:27,189 --> 00:33:28,424 >> Jimmy: DID YOU MEET ARNOLD 1255 00:33:28,424 --> 00:33:28,791 SCHWARZENEGGER? 1256 00:33:28,791 --> 00:33:30,960 YOU DID A LOT OF WORK WITH HIS 1257 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:31,594 SON, PATRICK. 1258 00:33:31,594 --> 00:33:32,728 >> I DID, AND WE MET. 1259 00:33:32,728 --> 00:33:36,565 WE WERE DOING A PHOTO SHOOT, 1260 00:33:36,565 --> 00:33:38,634 WILTON AND I, AND THEY WERE IN 1261 00:33:38,634 --> 00:33:41,771 THE SAME BUILDING DOING "ACTORS 1262 00:33:41,771 --> 00:33:42,071 ON ACTORS." 1263 00:33:42,071 --> 00:33:43,873 AND I MET ARNOLD, HE GAVE ME A 1264 00:33:43,873 --> 00:33:44,040 HUG. 1265 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:45,474 IT FELT EXACTLY THE SAME AS A 1266 00:33:45,474 --> 00:33:46,108 PATRICK HUG. 1267 00:33:46,108 --> 00:33:46,409 [ LAUGHTER ] 1268 00:33:46,409 --> 00:33:48,844 AND A PATRICK HUG IS LIKE THE 1269 00:33:48,844 --> 00:33:50,613 MOST MAGIC, HEALING THING. 1270 00:33:50,613 --> 00:33:51,747 THERE'S SOMETHING IN THAT MAN. 1271 00:33:51,747 --> 00:33:52,381 >> Jimmy: REALLY? 1272 00:33:52,381 --> 00:33:54,283 >> THAT'S LIKE, HONESTLY, THE 1273 00:33:54,283 --> 00:33:54,717 MOST SAFE. 1274 00:33:54,717 --> 00:33:56,252 AND HE HAS THE SAME HUG. 1275 00:33:56,252 --> 00:33:59,288 AND I JUST GOT ANOTHER ONE FROM 1276 00:33:59,288 --> 00:33:59,488 HIM. 1277 00:33:59,488 --> 00:34:01,057 >> Jimmy: I LIKE THE WAY YOU SAY 1278 00:34:01,057 --> 00:34:01,257 "HUG." 1279 00:34:01,257 --> 00:34:02,792 >> HUG, YEAH. 1280 00:34:02,792 --> 00:34:04,260 >> Jimmy: IF YOU WERE TO KILL -- 1281 00:34:04,260 --> 00:34:06,429 WHAT DO YOU CALL AN INSECT? 1282 00:34:06,429 --> 00:34:07,363 >> A BUG. 1283 00:34:07,363 --> 00:34:10,566 >> Jimmy: A BOOG, YEAH. 1284 00:34:10,566 --> 00:34:11,801 >> YEAH, IT IS HOW IT'S SPELLED 1285 00:34:11,801 --> 00:34:12,068 FOR YOU. 1286 00:34:12,068 --> 00:34:13,803 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 1287 00:34:13,803 --> 00:34:15,571 I GUESS SO, YEAH, PROBABLY. 1288 00:34:15,571 --> 00:34:16,238 NO, YOU GOT IT. 1289 00:34:16,238 --> 00:34:16,605 >> YEAH. 1290 00:34:16,605 --> 00:34:17,707 >> Jimmy: SO YOU THINK THAT THEY 1291 00:34:17,707 --> 00:34:21,010 HAVE -- THAT IT'S GENETIC, THAT 1292 00:34:21,010 --> 00:34:21,477 HOOG THEY HAVE? 1293 00:34:21,477 --> 00:34:24,680 >> I THINK THAT HOOG IS GENETIC. 1294 00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,550 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE GOOD HOOGERS? 1295 00:34:27,550 --> 00:34:28,250 >> IT'S POWERFUL. 1296 00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:29,151 >> Jimmy: HOW MANY MONTHS YOU 1297 00:34:29,151 --> 00:34:30,419 SPENT WITH PATRICK? 1298 00:34:30,419 --> 00:34:31,387 >> SEVEN MONTHS. 1299 00:34:31,387 --> 00:34:33,089 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A LOT OF TIME 1300 00:34:33,089 --> 00:34:33,923 TO BE WITH SOMEBODY. 1301 00:34:33,923 --> 00:34:36,025 TO BE WITH A WHOLE CAST LIKE 1302 00:34:36,025 --> 00:34:36,692 THAT IS A LONG TIME. 1303 00:34:36,692 --> 00:34:38,361 >> IT WAS A VERY LONG TIME. 1304 00:34:38,361 --> 00:34:40,229 I THINK THAT'S WHY THERE'S A 1305 00:34:40,229 --> 00:34:42,064 REAL FEELING OF SEPARATION 1306 00:34:42,064 --> 00:34:43,632 ANXIETY WHENEVER WE HAVE TO 1307 00:34:43,632 --> 00:34:44,100 LEAVE EACH OTHER. 1308 00:34:44,100 --> 00:34:45,634 >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE TWO SUMMER 1309 00:34:45,634 --> 00:34:46,669 CAMPS IN A ROW OR SOMETHING, 1310 00:34:46,669 --> 00:34:46,869 RIGHT? 1311 00:34:46,869 --> 00:34:49,805 >> YEAH, IT'S INTENSE. 1312 00:34:49,805 --> 00:34:51,540 THERE'S DEFINITELY A LOT OF 1313 00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:51,874 CODEPENDANCE. 1314 00:34:51,874 --> 00:34:52,341 >> Jimmy: THERE IS? 1315 00:34:52,341 --> 00:34:53,976 >> I CAN'T GO A DAY WITHOUT 1316 00:34:53,976 --> 00:34:55,578 SPEAKING TO LESLIE. 1317 00:34:55,578 --> 00:34:56,412 WE CONSTANTLY VOICE NOW. 1318 00:34:56,412 --> 00:34:58,614 IT'S AMAZING BECAUSE YOU FOUND 1319 00:34:58,614 --> 00:34:58,914 FAMILY. 1320 00:34:58,914 --> 00:34:59,415 IT'S JUST BEAUTIFUL. 1321 00:34:59,415 --> 00:35:00,816 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT IS A NICE 1322 00:35:00,816 --> 00:35:01,617 THING TO HAVE. 1323 00:35:01,617 --> 00:35:03,285 NOW, THIS IS A SPOILER ALERT FOR 1324 00:35:03,285 --> 00:35:04,487 THOSE WHO HAVE NOT FINISHED 1325 00:35:04,487 --> 00:35:05,955 WATCHING THE SEASON. 1326 00:35:05,955 --> 00:35:07,623 SO STOP LISTENING OR WHATEVER. 1327 00:35:07,623 --> 00:35:08,257 PLUG YOUR EARS IF YOU'RE HERE IN 1328 00:35:08,257 --> 00:35:13,829 THE ROOM. 1329 00:35:13,829 --> 00:35:14,964 THINGS DID NOT END WELL FOR YOUR 1330 00:35:14,964 --> 00:35:15,898 CHARACTER, CHELSEA. 1331 00:35:15,898 --> 00:35:16,565 >> THEY DID NOT. 1332 00:35:16,565 --> 00:35:17,566 >> Jimmy: WHICH WAS, I THINK -- 1333 00:35:17,566 --> 00:35:19,034 I DON'T KNOW, I THINK PEOPLE -- 1334 00:35:19,034 --> 00:35:20,569 I KNOW I WAS BUMMED OUT, BECAUSE 1335 00:35:20,569 --> 00:35:23,105 OF ALL THE PEOPLE ON THE SHOW, 1336 00:35:23,105 --> 00:35:27,610 SHE SEEMED LIKE SHE HAD IT 1337 00:35:27,610 --> 00:35:29,211 COMING THE LEAST, RIGHT? 1338 00:35:29,211 --> 00:35:29,779 >> NO, BUT IT'S MIKE WHITE. 1339 00:35:29,779 --> 00:35:30,913 SO SHE WAS SO -- LIKE THE 1340 00:35:30,913 --> 00:35:31,881 EMBODIMENT OF HOPE. 1341 00:35:31,881 --> 00:35:34,350 AND OF COURSE MIKE HAS TO KILL 1342 00:35:34,350 --> 00:35:34,550 HOPE. 1343 00:35:34,550 --> 00:35:34,850 [ LAUGHTER ] 1344 00:35:34,850 --> 00:35:36,252 >> Jimmy: YES, MIKE DID A KILLER 1345 00:35:36,252 --> 00:35:37,486 OF HOPE. 1346 00:35:37,486 --> 00:35:38,587 DID YOU KNOW THAT WAS GOING TO 1347 00:35:38,587 --> 00:35:39,555 BE THE CASE GOING IN? 1348 00:35:39,555 --> 00:35:40,790 DID YOU KNOW WHAT THE ENDING FOR 1349 00:35:40,790 --> 00:35:41,690 YOUR CHARACTER WOULD BE? 1350 00:35:41,690 --> 00:35:44,727 >> YEAH, I ACTUALLY KNEW IN MY 1351 00:35:44,727 --> 00:35:44,994 RECALL. 1352 00:35:44,994 --> 00:35:48,297 SO WHEN I FIRST MET MIKE AND 1353 00:35:48,297 --> 00:35:49,031 MEREDITH, CASTING DIRECTOR, AND 1354 00:35:49,031 --> 00:35:51,867 EVERYONE, I JUST KNEW FROM THE 1355 00:35:51,867 --> 00:35:53,269 SCENE, IT WAS THE SCENE WHERE 1356 00:35:53,269 --> 00:35:54,470 CHELSEA SAYS, WE'RE GOING TO BE 1357 00:35:54,470 --> 00:35:56,806 TOGETHER FOREVER. 1358 00:35:56,806 --> 00:35:57,840 AND DON'T YOU THINK? 1359 00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,074 AND RICK SAID, YEAH, THAT'S THE 1360 00:35:59,074 --> 00:35:59,275 PLAN. 1361 00:35:59,275 --> 00:36:00,810 AND SHE SAYS, IS IT? 1362 00:36:00,810 --> 00:36:03,846 AND SHE HAS THIS HALCYON MOMENT. 1363 00:36:03,846 --> 00:36:05,314 AND I THOUGHT, SHE'S DYING. 1364 00:36:05,314 --> 00:36:05,714 SHE'S DYING. 1365 00:36:05,714 --> 00:36:07,116 AND MIKE WAS LIKE, I THINK YOU 1366 00:36:07,116 --> 00:36:08,617 MAY BE PICKING UP ON SOMETHING. 1367 00:36:08,617 --> 00:36:10,453 AND I WAS LIKE, UH-HUH. 1368 00:36:10,453 --> 00:36:12,288 SO I KNEW THE WHOLE TIME. 1369 00:36:12,288 --> 00:36:13,589 AND THEN YOU HAVE TO JUST KIND 1370 00:36:13,589 --> 00:36:15,825 OF PUT IT OUT YOUR HEAD, BECAUSE 1371 00:36:15,825 --> 00:36:17,193 CHELSEA DOESN'T KNOW SHE'S GOING 1372 00:36:17,193 --> 00:36:17,526 TO DIE. 1373 00:36:17,526 --> 00:36:18,327 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 1374 00:36:18,327 --> 00:36:21,197 >> ALTHOUGH SHE KIND OF INTUITS 1375 00:36:21,197 --> 00:36:21,497 SOMETHING. 1376 00:36:21,497 --> 00:36:22,131 >> Jimmy: SHE'S HEADED THERE 1377 00:36:22,131 --> 00:36:25,234 WITH THE THREE -- YEAH, RIGHT, 1378 00:36:25,234 --> 00:36:26,268 YES. 1379 00:36:26,268 --> 00:36:27,536 >> SOME PEOPLE DIDN'T KNOW. 1380 00:36:27,536 --> 00:36:29,271 PARKER SAID SHE WAS SO 1381 00:36:29,271 --> 00:36:30,339 TRAUMATIZED READING IT, SHE JUST 1382 00:36:30,339 --> 00:36:31,240 BLANKED OUT. 1383 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:33,008 SHE ACTUALLY DIDN'T KNOW WHO 1384 00:36:33,008 --> 00:36:34,310 DIED WHEN WE WERE FILMING. 1385 00:36:34,310 --> 00:36:35,411 PATRICK DIDN'T READ IT BECAUSE 1386 00:36:35,411 --> 00:36:36,745 HE WANTED IT TO BE A SURPRISE. 1387 00:36:36,745 --> 00:36:42,451 SO IT WAS ACTUALLY, YEAH, A BIT 1388 00:36:42,451 --> 00:36:42,785 OF A SURPRISE. 1389 00:36:42,785 --> 00:36:43,419 AND ON THE DAY WE FILM IT, THERE 1390 00:36:43,419 --> 00:36:44,053 WAS A FAKE DEATH ON THE CALL 1391 00:36:44,053 --> 00:36:46,055 SHEET IN CASE IT GOT LEAKED. 1392 00:36:46,055 --> 00:36:48,390 MIKE PUT THAT BELINDA DIES. 1393 00:36:48,390 --> 00:36:50,259 >> Jimmy: THAT BELINDA DIES, OH 1394 00:36:50,259 --> 00:36:50,593 TRANSACTION. 1395 00:36:50,593 --> 00:36:51,060 >> YEAH. 1396 00:36:51,060 --> 00:36:51,927 >> Jimmy: THEN DID PEOPLE -- 1397 00:36:51,927 --> 00:36:53,195 ANYONE REALLY THINK BELINDA WAS 1398 00:36:53,195 --> 00:36:53,963 GOING TO DIE? 1399 00:36:53,963 --> 00:36:57,166 >> WELL, I STARTED GOING, OKAY, 1400 00:36:57,166 --> 00:36:58,267 THAT'S CLEVER THAT, WE PUT A 1401 00:36:58,267 --> 00:36:59,702 FAKE ENDING SO IT DOESN'T GET 1402 00:36:59,702 --> 00:36:59,869 OUT. 1403 00:36:59,869 --> 00:37:02,071 THEN I START GOING, THIS IS MIKE 1404 00:37:02,071 --> 00:37:02,404 WHITE. 1405 00:37:02,404 --> 00:37:03,839 AND HE LOVES MESSING WITH 1406 00:37:03,839 --> 00:37:04,073 PEOPLE. 1407 00:37:04,073 --> 00:37:04,707 >> Jimmy: AH. 1408 00:37:04,707 --> 00:37:06,842 >> SO, WHAT IF I'M FILMING THE 1409 00:37:06,842 --> 00:37:08,277 FAKE DEATH WHAT IF THAT'S THE 1410 00:37:08,277 --> 00:37:08,944 REAL DEATH? 1411 00:37:08,944 --> 00:37:10,112 >> Jimmy: AH. 1412 00:37:10,112 --> 00:37:11,046 >> WHEN I WAS WATCHING IT, THERE 1413 00:37:11,046 --> 00:37:12,581 WAS A LITTLE PART OF ME THAT 1414 00:37:12,581 --> 00:37:13,749 THOUGHT, IS HE GOING TO SURPRISE 1415 00:37:13,749 --> 00:37:15,484 ME AND CHELSEA LIVES? 1416 00:37:15,484 --> 00:37:17,286 >> Jimmy: SO EVEN AFTER CHELSEA 1417 00:37:17,286 --> 00:37:18,787 GOT SHOT, YOU SHOT THE WHOLE 1418 00:37:18,787 --> 00:37:20,222 THING, YOU WENT HOME, WHEN YOU 1419 00:37:20,222 --> 00:37:21,023 WATCHED THE SHOW YOU THOUGHT, 1420 00:37:21,023 --> 00:37:22,091 MAYBE I LIVE? 1421 00:37:22,091 --> 00:37:23,726 >> I THOUGHT -- THERE'S A LITTLE 1422 00:37:23,726 --> 00:37:24,927 CHANCE WITH THAT MIKE. 1423 00:37:24,927 --> 00:37:25,861 HE LOVES REALITY TV. 1424 00:37:25,861 --> 00:37:28,063 HE LOVES KIND OF -- 1425 00:37:28,063 --> 00:37:29,431 >> Jimmy: HE DOES? 1426 00:37:29,431 --> 00:37:29,765 INTERESTING. 1427 00:37:29,765 --> 00:37:30,566 >> MISCHIEVOUS. 1428 00:37:30,566 --> 00:37:31,634 >> Jimmy: YOU STARTED IN THE 1429 00:37:31,634 --> 00:37:32,168 THEATER, RIGHT? 1430 00:37:32,168 --> 00:37:32,768 >> I DID. 1431 00:37:32,768 --> 00:37:34,703 >> Jimmy: THAT'S MORE COMMON, TO 1432 00:37:34,703 --> 00:37:36,071 START IN THE THEATER. 1433 00:37:36,071 --> 00:37:37,273 IT'S NOT AS COMMON HERE IN THE 1434 00:37:37,273 --> 00:37:37,706 UNITED STATES. 1435 00:37:37,706 --> 00:37:38,040 >> YEAH. 1436 00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,009 YEAH, NO, I STARTED IN THEATER. 1437 00:37:40,009 --> 00:37:41,477 THAT WAS KIND OF ALWAYS THE ROOT 1438 00:37:41,477 --> 00:37:44,280 THAT I THOUGHT I WOULD BE GOING 1439 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:45,114 DOWN MORE THAN SCREEN. 1440 00:37:45,114 --> 00:37:45,514 >> Jimmy: I SEE. 1441 00:37:45,514 --> 00:37:48,984 >> WENT TO DRAMA SCHOOL, WHICH I 1442 00:37:48,984 --> 00:37:52,087 WENT TO RODD, LIKE CLASSICAL 1443 00:37:52,087 --> 00:37:54,089 TRAINING. 1444 00:37:54,089 --> 00:37:54,757 MY FIRST JOB OUT OF DRAMA SCHOOL 1445 00:37:54,757 --> 00:37:55,824 WAS A TOUR OF A PLAY. 1446 00:37:55,824 --> 00:37:57,927 SOMETIMES WE GO TO PLACES AND 1447 00:37:57,927 --> 00:37:59,562 THERE ARE ABOUT TWO PEOPLE IN 1448 00:37:59,562 --> 00:37:59,895 THE AUDIENCE. 1449 00:37:59,895 --> 00:38:01,430 >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU SAY ABOUT TWO 1450 00:38:01,430 --> 00:38:02,231 PEOPLE, DO YOU MEAN TWO PEOPLE 1451 00:38:02,231 --> 00:38:03,098 IN THE AUDIENCE? 1452 00:38:03,098 --> 00:38:03,499 >> YES. 1453 00:38:03,499 --> 00:38:05,134 >> Jimmy: YOU STILL DO THE PLAY? 1454 00:38:05,134 --> 00:38:06,669 >> YOU HAVE TO NO MATTER HOW 1455 00:38:06,669 --> 00:38:07,803 PEOPLE ARE THERE, YEAH. 1456 00:38:07,803 --> 00:38:08,704 >> Jimmy: HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE 1457 00:38:08,704 --> 00:38:09,805 ON STAGE PERFORMING FOR TWO 1458 00:38:09,805 --> 00:38:10,339 PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE? 1459 00:38:10,339 --> 00:38:12,074 >> ABOUT 12. 1460 00:38:12,074 --> 00:38:12,708 [ LAUGHTER ] 1461 00:38:12,708 --> 00:38:14,510 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH, 12 PEOPLE. 1462 00:38:14,510 --> 00:38:15,277 >> YEAH. 1463 00:38:15,277 --> 00:38:15,878 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING FOR TWO 1464 00:38:15,878 --> 00:38:16,111 PEOPLE. 1465 00:38:16,111 --> 00:38:18,180 >> YEAH. 1466 00:38:18,180 --> 00:38:19,982 YOU'RE HEARING, COUGH, COUGH! 1467 00:38:19,982 --> 00:38:21,083 LITTLE SHUFFLES. 1468 00:38:21,083 --> 00:38:21,383 YEAH. 1469 00:38:21,383 --> 00:38:22,117 IT'S CHARACTER-BUILDING. 1470 00:38:22,117 --> 00:38:23,152 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WOULD THINK 1471 00:38:23,152 --> 00:38:25,554 THERE WOULD BE, YEAH. 1472 00:38:25,554 --> 00:38:26,689 YOU HEAR ABOUT SOME OF THE GREAT 1473 00:38:26,689 --> 00:38:27,957 ENTERTAINERS, LIKE JAMMY DAVIS 1474 00:38:27,957 --> 00:38:29,825 JUNIOR SHOWED UP FOR A SHOW, 1475 00:38:29,825 --> 00:38:31,560 THERE'S ONE PERSON IN THE 1476 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,829 AUDIENCE, AND THEY SAY HE GAVE 1477 00:38:33,829 --> 00:38:34,029 110%. 1478 00:38:34,029 --> 00:38:35,431 >> YOU HAVE TO, YEAH. 1479 00:38:35,431 --> 00:38:36,599 >> Jimmy: IF THEY GET UP TO THE 1480 00:38:36,599 --> 00:38:37,600 BATHROOM AT INTERMISSION AND 1481 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,102 DON'T COME BACK, WOULD YOU 1482 00:38:40,102 --> 00:38:42,338 FINISH THE SHOW? 1483 00:38:42,338 --> 00:38:45,140 >> I FEEL THESPIANS WOULD BE, 1484 00:38:45,140 --> 00:38:46,609 "DARLINGS, WE'VE GOT TO JUST DO 1485 00:38:46,609 --> 00:38:46,775 IT. 1486 00:38:46,775 --> 00:38:48,711 IT'S FOR US, IT'S FOR US." 1487 00:38:48,711 --> 00:38:49,945 >> Jimmy: THESPIANS WOULD DO 1488 00:38:49,945 --> 00:38:50,145 THAT. 1489 00:38:50,145 --> 00:38:50,379 >> YEAH. 1490 00:38:50,379 --> 00:38:51,614 >> Jimmy: IF YOU WANT TO BE A 1491 00:38:51,614 --> 00:38:52,314 THESPIAN, THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE 1492 00:38:52,314 --> 00:38:52,681 TO DO. 1493 00:38:52,681 --> 00:38:53,182 >> YEAH. 1494 00:38:53,182 --> 00:38:54,183 >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU WORKING 1495 00:38:54,183 --> 00:38:55,217 ON RIGHT NOW? 1496 00:38:55,217 --> 00:38:57,453 >> I'M ABOUT TO GO TO POLAND TO 1497 00:38:57,453 --> 00:39:00,422 FILM SOMETHING WHERE I PLAY 1498 00:39:00,422 --> 00:39:00,923 DOSTOYEVSKY'S WIFE. 1499 00:39:00,923 --> 00:39:01,557 >> Jimmy: REALLY? 1500 00:39:01,557 --> 00:39:01,757 WOW. 1501 00:39:01,757 --> 00:39:03,692 >> YES, THAT'S KIND OF A NICE 1502 00:39:03,692 --> 00:39:04,293 LITTLE SHIFT. 1503 00:39:04,293 --> 00:39:06,729 BECAUSE IT'S BEEN -- "WHITE 1504 00:39:06,729 --> 00:39:07,830 LOTUS," THIS WHOLE JOURNEY HAS 1505 00:39:07,830 --> 00:39:09,431 BEEN LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF, 1506 00:39:09,431 --> 00:39:10,966 LIKE WITH IT COMING OUT AND 1507 00:39:10,966 --> 00:39:11,266 EVERYTHING. 1508 00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:14,036 SO IT'S HAPPY UP A LOT OF MY 1509 00:39:14,036 --> 00:39:15,571 LIFE, IN A GREAT WAY, BUT I'M 1510 00:39:15,571 --> 00:39:18,240 ALSO LIKE, NOW I HAVE TO SHIFT 1511 00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:20,576 INTO BEING DOSTOYEVSKY'S LIFE. 1512 00:39:20,576 --> 00:39:23,812 >> Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF A HOOG DO 1513 00:39:23,812 --> 00:39:25,714 YOU THINK DOSTOYEVSKY GIVES? 1514 00:39:25,714 --> 00:39:27,449 >> PROBABLY QUITE SCARY, QUITE 1515 00:39:27,449 --> 00:39:29,518 SCARY HOOGS, YEAH. 1516 00:39:29,518 --> 00:39:30,986 NOT A PATRICK HUG FOR SURE. 1517 00:39:30,986 --> 00:39:32,521 >> Jimmy: NO, HE'S NO PATRICK, 1518 00:39:32,521 --> 00:39:33,155 THAT'S FOR SURE. 1519 00:39:33,155 --> 00:39:35,557 >> YEAH, NO, HE'S NOT. 1520 00:39:35,557 --> 00:39:37,192 >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU 1521 00:39:37,192 --> 00:39:38,027 AFTER SEEING YOU SO MUCH. 1522 00:39:38,027 --> 00:39:39,294 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. 1523 00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:40,262 >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. 1524 00:39:40,262 --> 00:39:41,530 >> Jimmy: WHAT A GREAT JOB YOU 1525 00:39:41,530 --> 00:39:42,531 DID ON THE SHOW. 1526 00:39:42,531 --> 00:39:44,867 "THE WHITE LOTUS" SEASON THREE. 1527 00:39:44,867 --> 00:39:45,968 YOU CAN WATCH IT ON MAX RIGHT 1528 00:39:45,968 --> 00:39:46,869 NOW. 1529 00:39:46,869 --> 00:39:47,903 AIMEE LOU WOOD, EVERYBODY! 1530 00:39:47,903 --> 00:39:48,404 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1531 00:39:48,404 --> 00:39:49,772 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1532 00:39:57,483 --> 00:40:01,721 ♪ 1533 00:40:01,721 --> 00:40:04,357 >> Guillermo: HI. 1534 00:40:04,357 --> 00:40:06,659 WELCOME TO THE BANANA STORE. 1535 00:40:06,659 --> 00:40:09,195 WE GO BANANAS FOR BANANAS. 1536 00:40:09,195 --> 00:40:10,597 HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 1537 00:40:10,597 --> 00:40:12,665 >> Jimmy: DO YOU SELL BANANAS? 1538 00:40:12,665 --> 00:40:14,467 >> Guillermo: YES, WE DO. 1539 00:40:14,467 --> 00:40:16,603 WE HAVE LITTLE BANANA, 1540 00:40:16,603 --> 00:40:17,370 NOT-TO-LITTLE BANANA, AND BANANA 1541 00:40:17,370 --> 00:40:18,805 MUCHO. 1542 00:40:18,805 --> 00:40:22,642 >> Jimmy: I'D LIKE TWO LITTLE 1543 00:40:22,642 --> 00:40:23,409 BANANAS, PLEASE. 1544 00:40:23,409 --> 00:40:24,077 >> Guillermo: HERE'S YOUR TWO 1545 00:40:24,077 --> 00:40:26,412 LITTLE BANANAS, THAT'S A GOOD 1546 00:40:26,412 --> 00:40:26,646 CHOICE. 1547 00:40:26,646 --> 00:40:27,413 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 1548 00:40:27,413 --> 00:40:29,048 >> Guillermo: THAT WILL BE $62. 1549 00:40:29,048 --> 00:40:29,849 >> Jimmy: THESE LOOK DELICIOUS. 1550 00:40:29,849 --> 00:40:33,319 WHAT, HOW MUCH? 1551 00:40:33,319 --> 00:40:36,089 >> Guillermo: $62. 1552 00:40:36,089 --> 00:40:36,422 >> Jimmy: $62? 1553 00:40:36,422 --> 00:40:37,957 >> Guillermo: YEAH, INFLATION. 1554 00:40:37,957 --> 00:40:40,126 >> Jimmy: I ONLY HAVE $10. 1555 00:40:40,126 --> 00:40:41,728 >> Guillermo: $10, HOLD ON. 1556 00:40:41,728 --> 00:40:43,296 AI-YI-YI R. HELLO, SECURITY? 1557 00:40:43,296 --> 00:40:45,164 YEAH, WE HAVE A GUY HERE WHO 1558 00:40:45,164 --> 00:40:46,165 STOLE BANANAS, TWO LITTLE ONES. 1559 00:40:46,165 --> 00:40:47,433 YES, THANK YOU. 1560 00:40:47,433 --> 00:40:49,702 >> Jimmy: YOU CALLED SECURITY? 1561 00:40:49,702 --> 00:40:50,503 BECAUSE I ATE A LITTLE BIT OF 1562 00:40:50,503 --> 00:40:51,904 BANANA? 1563 00:40:51,904 --> 00:40:52,472 >> Guillermo: YES. 1564 00:40:52,472 --> 00:40:53,072 >> Jimmy: BUT -- I HAVE VENMO. 1565 00:40:53,072 --> 00:40:53,673 >> Guillermo: THAT'S JUST FOR 1566 00:40:53,673 --> 00:40:53,906 FRIENDS. 1567 00:40:53,906 --> 00:40:55,608 WE ARE NOT FRIENDS. 1568 00:40:55,608 --> 00:40:56,342 >> Jimmy: VENMO ISN'T JUST FOR 1569 00:40:56,342 --> 00:40:57,977 PAYING PEOPLE ANYMORE. 1570 00:40:57,977 --> 00:40:58,578 NOW, YOU CAN SPEND YOUR VENMO 1571 00:40:58,578 --> 00:40:59,312 BALANCE ON VIRTUALLY EVERYTHING. 1572 00:40:59,312 --> 00:41:00,713 >> Guillermo: EVEN BANANAS? 1573 00:41:00,713 --> 00:41:01,581 >> Jimmy: EVEN BANANAS. 1574 00:41:01,581 --> 00:41:07,420 WATCH. 1575 00:41:07,420 --> 00:41:08,021 >> IS THIS THE GUY WHO STOLE 1576 00:41:08,021 --> 00:41:08,521 YOUR BANANAS? 1577 00:41:08,521 --> 00:41:09,389 >> Guillermo: IT'S OKAY, 1578 00:41:09,389 --> 00:41:12,659 SECURITY BANANA. 1579 00:41:12,659 --> 00:41:13,026 HE PAID FOR IT. 1580 00:41:13,026 --> 00:41:13,960 HE USED VENMO. 1581 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:14,527 HE'S LUCKY. 1582 00:41:14,527 --> 00:41:20,099 THIS TIME. 1583 00:41:20,099 --> 00:41:21,934 >> Lou: THIS SUMMER, VENMO IS 1584 00:41:21,934 --> 00:41:23,302 REWARDING USERS WITH NEW CASH 1585 00:41:23,302 --> 00:41:24,971 BACK OFFERS WHEN YOU PAY WITH 1586 00:41:24,971 --> 00:41:26,239 THE VENMO DEBIT CARD THROUGH 1587 00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:26,973 SELECT STORES AND ONLINE. 1588 00:41:26,973 --> 00:41:27,573 SIGN UP FOR THE VENMO DEBIT CARD 1589 00:41:27,573 --> 00:41:28,341 IN THE APP TODAY. 1590 00:41:31,577 --> 00:41:32,078 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1591 00:41:32,078 --> 00:41:33,146 >> Jimmy: THANKS TO ARNOLD 1592 00:41:33,146 --> 00:41:34,080 SCHWARZENEGGER AND AIMEE LOU 1593 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,014 WOOD. 1594 00:41:35,014 --> 00:41:35,882 APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 1595 00:41:35,882 --> 00:41:37,417 "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. 1596 00:41:37,417 --> 00:41:38,584 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 1597 00:41:38,584 --> 00:41:40,533 GOOD NIGHT! 100725