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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,846 --> 00:00:46,681 I want to talk to you tonight. 2 00:01:20,582 --> 00:01:21,816 Groovy. 3 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:23,751 Did you bring my chaser, stewardess? 4 00:01:23,785 --> 00:01:26,588 Oh, I brought you a chaser. 5 00:01:26,621 --> 00:01:27,822 Oh! 6 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:29,791 Oh, my... 7 00:01:29,824 --> 00:01:32,660 Stewardess Gloria, I had no idea. 8 00:01:32,694 --> 00:01:34,328 Oh, wow. 9 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:37,230 It was you. It was always you. 10 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:39,232 Has it been that obvious? 11 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:40,467 Well, every time you've come into the cockpit, 12 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:41,803 you've been naked. 13 00:01:41,836 --> 00:01:45,707 Well, that is because I want you so bad. 14 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:57,384 What the hell is that? 15 00:01:57,417 --> 00:01:58,920 Oh, it's nothing. 16 00:01:58,953 --> 00:02:00,688 What do you mean it's nothing? 17 00:02:00,722 --> 00:02:02,356 It's the Berlin Wall of sex blockers. 18 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:05,492 It's the Great Wall of China of... 19 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:06,527 But you have the key, Butch. 20 00:02:06,561 --> 00:02:08,295 My father gave you the key. 21 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:10,865 Butch... Butch... 22 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:12,232 Oh, what? What? No. 23 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:13,768 Who's Butch? 24 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,235 I'm Barry. 25 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:16,303 -I'm not Butch. -Huh? What? 26 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:17,471 Who's Butch? 27 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:19,473 Barry? What are you doing here? 28 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:21,208 It's me, the true love of your life. 29 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:23,343 No, no, no. This is an arranged marriage. 30 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:26,380 Oh, I have to leave. I have to find Butch. 31 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:28,716 What are you, some kind of square? 32 00:02:28,750 --> 00:02:31,351 There's no virgins in 1973. 33 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:33,821 But I am a virgin. 34 00:02:33,855 --> 00:02:35,590 Virgin... Virgin. 35 00:02:39,861 --> 00:02:41,696 I heard you talking in your sleep. 36 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:45,833 Do you like pilots? 37 00:02:45,867 --> 00:02:47,802 No. 38 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,804 Why are you traveling solo today? 39 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:53,206 Oh, no. My girlfriends and I are flying to D.C. 40 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:56,544 You see, I'm getting hitched to this guy. 41 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:57,578 It's kind of a last moment thing. 42 00:02:57,612 --> 00:03:00,682 -Married? -Mm-hmm. 43 00:03:00,715 --> 00:03:01,849 Far out. 44 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:17,464 Good evening and welcome to DTF Airlines Flight 420. 45 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:19,734 We will begin boarding our red-eye 46 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:21,536 to Washington D.C. momentarily. 47 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:24,304 Get ready and buckle up. 48 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:26,440 -Gloria! -Oh! 49 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,476 How's college life without me? 50 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:30,745 Boring, of course. 51 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:32,412 Of course. 52 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:36,651 Chest out stomach in. Here comes Suzy Kellerman! 53 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:38,418 Wait, are you working this flight? 54 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:39,554 Yes. 55 00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:41,288 Economy with Dolores De Hado, 56 00:03:41,321 --> 00:03:42,890 and you're late, Miss Kellerman. 57 00:03:42,924 --> 00:03:44,559 Really? Dolores? 58 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:46,594 -Buzzkill? -She'll be fine. 59 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:48,796 The clock is ticking. 60 00:03:48,830 --> 00:03:50,430 I'm sorry, Ms. Rickenbottem. 61 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:52,900 I just need to get changed real quick, ladies. 62 00:03:52,934 --> 00:03:54,969 You mean this isn't your stewardess uniform? 63 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,336 I'm timing you. 64 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:57,572 This plane will leave without you. 65 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:59,406 They wouldn't dare. 66 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:00,708 Let's go. 67 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:11,686 Proper bachelorette parties call for proper attire. 68 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:13,320 Ooh! 69 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:15,757 I don't know. This looks a little risqué. 70 00:04:15,790 --> 00:04:17,290 I know, isn't it grand? 71 00:04:18,793 --> 00:04:20,061 Sweetness is here! 72 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:26,701 Oh, and a thousand blessings for your wonderful marriage! 73 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:28,069 Oh, Candy, don't tell me you're still 74 00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:29,336 planning on becoming a nun. 75 00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:30,838 Of course I am. 76 00:04:30,872 --> 00:04:32,640 I'm going straight to the Vatican 77 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:34,876 after we send her off down the aisle 78 00:04:34,909 --> 00:04:37,979 because God is my perfect husband. 79 00:04:38,012 --> 00:04:41,082 He never cheats and always forgives me 80 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:42,784 if I ask him real nice. 81 00:04:42,817 --> 00:04:44,552 Here, put this on. 82 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:46,087 Ah! 83 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:49,456 Look, this... 84 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:51,626 this is my deal with God. 85 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:54,361 This is my last hurrah. 86 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:57,098 And then I'm just going to give it up to the Lord Almighty. 87 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:59,534 So, anything goes? 88 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:00,835 Just on this plane. 89 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:02,670 Ah! It's going to be a gas! 90 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:05,640 Come on. Don't be such a square, Gloria. 91 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:07,875 Even the Lord is giving her a pass. 92 00:05:07,909 --> 00:05:09,376 Praise Jesus. 93 00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:10,878 Fine. I'm in like Flynn. 94 00:05:10,912 --> 00:05:12,479 Yay! 95 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:15,817 Are you not changing too? 96 00:05:15,850 --> 00:05:19,787 Oh, yes. I'm working on your flight. 97 00:05:19,821 --> 00:05:21,656 I've got to quit this job. 98 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:24,357 I am so tired of being an actress who isn't actressing. 99 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:25,960 A model who isn't modeling. 100 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:28,029 Just as long as you give us the liquor cart 101 00:05:28,062 --> 00:05:29,831 so we can keep liquor-ing. 102 00:05:29,864 --> 00:05:33,568 Of course, because Gloria's getting married! 103 00:05:36,871 --> 00:05:38,673 Oh, girls! Thank you. 104 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:40,407 I'm so happy. 105 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:43,578 This is a party, not a shrink session. 106 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:47,515 Oh, I have just the thing 107 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:50,918 to make you... wait for it. 108 00:05:50,952 --> 00:05:53,688 Forget all your worry. 109 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:55,056 Candy, how'd you get that in there? 110 00:05:55,089 --> 00:05:56,157 They'll put you in jail. 111 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:59,527 No, God will protect us. 112 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,695 And Suzy helped. 113 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:02,163 I gave Phil at security a bag. 114 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:04,464 Candy, I never pictured you as a druggie. 115 00:06:04,497 --> 00:06:05,967 I'm not. 116 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:11,438 But the plane is my hall pass for the next five hours. 117 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:13,608 Now it's a party! 118 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:17,879 Before we send our beautiful Gloria off down the aisle, 119 00:06:17,912 --> 00:06:22,016 we've got to make sure she is drunk, 120 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,785 drugged, and plugged. 121 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:26,453 before we land the plane. 122 00:06:26,486 --> 00:06:29,790 I can't! I'm a virgin. 123 00:06:29,824 --> 00:06:32,560 But wait, you and Barry were together for years. 124 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:35,196 You never... 125 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:37,798 I just... I couldn't. There's so much pressure. 126 00:06:37,832 --> 00:06:40,001 What if I do something wrong? 127 00:06:40,034 --> 00:06:41,669 Honey, you could do it so wrong 128 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:43,436 that his Johnson would break off in your vagina, 129 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:45,673 and he would still thank you. 130 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:47,008 That's reassuring. 131 00:06:47,041 --> 00:06:48,643 Then don't. 132 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:51,178 Don't what? Have sex with my husband? Ever? 133 00:06:51,212 --> 00:06:54,048 No, don't lose your virginity to him. 134 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,783 Lose it with somebody else first. 135 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:57,852 Like a practice sex. 136 00:06:57,885 --> 00:06:58,853 Yeah. 137 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:00,755 -On the plane! -Yeah! 138 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:04,191 But I don't think the airline offers these kinds of services. 139 00:07:04,225 --> 00:07:05,860 Sure they do. 140 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:08,696 Haven't you ever heard of the Mile High Club? 141 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:11,532 Is it like Girl Scouts but for doing it? 142 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:13,000 Yeah! 143 00:07:13,034 --> 00:07:15,670 You just find some Joe Schmoe on Aisle 6B and... 144 00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:17,238 Do it right there? 145 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:21,042 No, we're not animals, you do it in the bathroom! 146 00:07:21,075 --> 00:07:22,843 Ew, the bathroom! 147 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:25,680 I once had a friend who did it in the luggage rack once. 148 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:33,888 I thought he was so weird. 149 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:36,023 A friend? 150 00:07:36,057 --> 00:07:37,959 I don't know. 151 00:07:37,992 --> 00:07:39,827 You act like it's life-changing. 152 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:41,662 It's really not. It's whatever. 153 00:07:41,696 --> 00:07:45,633 If it's whatever, then you're just doing it all wrong. 154 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:48,569 It really could be heavenly. 155 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:51,906 It isn't. 156 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:54,175 Well, I hope that you have your spiritual awakening 157 00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:56,510 on the Mile High Club today. 158 00:07:56,544 --> 00:08:01,215 Attention. DTF Airlines flight 420 will be boarding shortly. 159 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:03,551 All passengers who need more assistance 160 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:04,986 will begin boarding now. 161 00:08:05,019 --> 00:08:06,087 Well, I think I'm okay with this just being 162 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,888 a Bachelorette party. 163 00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:10,057 Gloria, this could be your last chance to have some fun. 164 00:08:10,091 --> 00:08:13,194 I mean, who even owns what your husband is like. 165 00:08:13,227 --> 00:08:14,695 Good point. 166 00:08:14,729 --> 00:08:16,097 Think of it as your last chance to be 167 00:08:16,130 --> 00:08:19,000 in charge of your own destiny one last time. 168 00:08:19,033 --> 00:08:20,668 And we'll join you! 169 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:24,105 Not like, join you. 170 00:08:24,138 --> 00:08:25,973 -Uh-uh. -No. 171 00:08:26,007 --> 00:08:29,877 Not like join you, but we'll join the Mile High Club too. 172 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:32,213 Maybe. Fine. 173 00:08:32,246 --> 00:08:33,881 Okay. Okay, I'm in. 174 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:36,017 -Yay! -Kind of. Ish. 175 00:08:36,050 --> 00:08:37,018 -Oh. -Maybe. 176 00:08:37,051 --> 00:08:39,587 -Huh? -Kind of. 177 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:40,755 Okay, 100% I'm in. 178 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:42,123 Ish. 179 00:08:42,156 --> 00:08:44,158 But you can't tell Butch. 180 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:46,027 It's gonna be our little secret. 181 00:08:46,060 --> 00:08:49,130 -To the Mile High Club! -To the Mile High Club! 182 00:08:49,163 --> 00:08:51,999 To Gloria! 183 00:08:56,237 --> 00:08:57,538 Co-pilot Matthews? 184 00:08:59,073 --> 00:09:01,242 I didn't see anything here. Did you? 185 00:09:02,777 --> 00:09:04,311 No, Miss Kellerman. 186 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,715 Have a good day. 187 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:11,352 As to you, too. 188 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:13,154 We will see you on the plane! 189 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:16,057 Oh! 190 00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:19,727 Attention, DTF Airlines flight 420 to Washington, D.C. 191 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,128 is now boarding. 192 00:09:21,162 --> 00:09:23,664 All first-class ticket holders may board now. 193 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:25,633 What about John Holmes in there? 194 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,368 Oh, it wouldn't be the first time he's missed a flight. 195 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:29,303 Come on, ladies. Let's get out of here. 196 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:30,604 Ah! 197 00:09:36,177 --> 00:09:38,212 All right, keep it single file, clean and tight. 198 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:39,713 Thank you. 199 00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:45,920 Oh, we're boarding first-class right now, 200 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:47,888 so you'll have to go to the back of the line. 201 00:09:47,922 --> 00:09:50,925 Can't you do something for a celebrity? 202 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,059 If I see one. 203 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,728 Ugh. 204 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:56,630 Oh my God! What have you done to my coffee? 205 00:09:59,233 --> 00:10:01,235 Centro Coff commercials. 206 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,803 Um... 207 00:10:02,837 --> 00:10:03,804 Come on, I did like three of those things. 208 00:10:03,838 --> 00:10:05,306 Okay, hey. 209 00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:06,707 Hi. 210 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:09,210 Sorry, I know my cousin is a douche. 211 00:10:09,243 --> 00:10:13,047 Do you think you would have first class seats for us please? 212 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:16,117 Oh, that commercial. 213 00:10:16,150 --> 00:10:19,987 Yeah, and here are your first class tickets. 214 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:23,924 Whoa, first class. 215 00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:25,292 You are a fan of me. 216 00:10:25,326 --> 00:10:26,827 Huge fan. 217 00:10:26,861 --> 00:10:28,662 Thank you. 218 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:31,732 -Bambi. -Bambi. 219 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:32,500 Next. 220 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:37,771 Hey, hot stuff, how's it hanging? 221 00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:42,309 Ticket, please. Ticket. 222 00:10:43,878 --> 00:10:44,979 Oh... 223 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:46,147 Really, Bo? 224 00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:48,983 What? No. 225 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:53,754 Velvet Underground, Zappa, Nico. 226 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:57,224 Not some Frampton-wannabe wedding singer. 227 00:10:57,258 --> 00:11:00,728 Well, maybe he can be your mile high man meat. 228 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:04,265 I'd rather do Pat Boone while Liberace watched. 229 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:08,335 Fiddlesticks, she looks P.O.ed. 230 00:11:08,369 --> 00:11:10,471 I'll see you ladies on the plane. Ta ta. 231 00:11:10,505 --> 00:11:11,438 Bye. 232 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:18,078 What if I can't even find anyone I want to do it... 233 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:22,016 ...with. 234 00:11:24,519 --> 00:11:26,387 Oh, Gloria, I don't think you're gonna have 235 00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:28,155 any trouble getting liftoff. 236 00:11:30,224 --> 00:11:32,259 I left my purse in the locker room. 237 00:11:32,293 --> 00:11:34,028 You better boogie, we're about to board. 238 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:35,162 -Okay -Go. 239 00:11:37,231 --> 00:11:39,733 Oh, you are trouble, aren't you? 240 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,102 Looking for this? 241 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,370 Yes, thank you. 242 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:49,443 Barry? 243 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:50,945 Come to stop you from getting on that plane. 244 00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:52,780 Oh, I have nothing to say to you. 245 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,516 Then say nothing and just run away with me. 246 00:11:54,549 --> 00:11:56,383 Oh, Barry, it's too late. 247 00:11:56,417 --> 00:11:58,319 I'm really sorry for what I put you and your dad through 248 00:11:58,352 --> 00:12:00,788 and I will pay him back every cent. 249 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,056 And look, I got a job now. 250 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:05,259 It's a real job, I'm a janitor. 251 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,529 It's legitimate, they take out taxes and everything. 252 00:12:07,562 --> 00:12:09,263 It's a weekly paycheck. 253 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,232 Look, and if that's not enough, I will get two jobs. 254 00:12:11,265 --> 00:12:13,000 No, I'll get three. 255 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,301 I will get 10 jobs to pay your debt. 256 00:12:14,335 --> 00:12:15,836 Barry... 257 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:16,870 Look, you gotta learn to trust me again. 258 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,272 You have to know that I love you 259 00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:20,174 and I never meant to hurt you or your father 260 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:23,110 and I will spend the rest of my life paying him back 261 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,379 for that stupid, stupid investment. 262 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:28,115 Well, it wasn't that stupid. 263 00:12:31,252 --> 00:12:32,853 Reusable wallpaper so you can change the look 264 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,054 of your room every day. 265 00:12:34,088 --> 00:12:35,422 It was actually mondo cool. 266 00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:39,260 Didn't even stick to the wall. 267 00:12:39,293 --> 00:12:41,262 My father invested everything. 268 00:12:41,295 --> 00:12:42,796 I know. 269 00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:46,133 Goodbye, Barry. 270 00:13:05,319 --> 00:13:06,954 Whoa, are you okay? 271 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:09,323 Yeah, I think I just saw a ghost. 272 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:10,324 Let's boogie. 273 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,026 Hello, ladies. 274 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,529 Oh, sweet mother of God, help me. 275 00:13:14,562 --> 00:13:15,863 Captain Jesus. 276 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,898 What smells so heavenly? 277 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:21,435 Me, that's me, me, my new perfume. 278 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,539 Do you want to smell me, Jesus? 279 00:13:24,572 --> 00:13:28,309 It's Jesus... Captain. 280 00:13:28,342 --> 00:13:31,513 Captain Jesus, the J is silent. 281 00:13:31,546 --> 00:13:33,147 Oh. 282 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:34,582 I've been saying it wrong this whole time. 283 00:13:39,521 --> 00:13:41,088 You smell divine. 284 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,990 Can I help you, Captain Jesus? 285 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,124 Yes, yes, Miss Rickenbottem. 286 00:13:44,158 --> 00:13:45,993 Have you seen my copilot? 287 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:48,495 I want to make it to the church on time as the saying goes. 288 00:13:48,530 --> 00:13:50,397 Let me page him. Yes. 289 00:13:50,431 --> 00:13:51,932 I'm here, I'm here. 290 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,200 Sorry I'm late. The runs, you know. 291 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,135 Just messy, messy stuff. 292 00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:56,571 Messy stuff? 293 00:13:56,604 --> 00:13:59,473 Will you be joining us? 294 00:14:01,075 --> 00:14:04,111 Of course, I am flying the plane. 295 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,013 Oh, cool. 296 00:14:08,382 --> 00:14:09,584 Okay. 297 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,419 Come on, Delilah. 298 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,534 Hi, pumpkin. 299 00:14:26,568 --> 00:14:28,902 Daddy? What are you doing on this plane? 300 00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,638 Well, I'm headed to D.C. like you. 301 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,273 I'm still a senator. 302 00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:34,609 I'm not in jail yet. 303 00:14:34,642 --> 00:14:36,143 Daddy, that's not funny. 304 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:37,579 I'm kidding. 305 00:14:37,612 --> 00:14:39,279 I wouldn't miss my daughter's big day. 306 00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:42,049 Yeah, but I didn't expect you for a few more days. 307 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,918 Don't worry, I'm gonna stay out of your hair. 308 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:47,988 You guys do your Tupperware parties or press-on. 309 00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:51,091 Whatever it is your girls do, I'm sure it's nice and innocent. 310 00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:54,928 I got a little work, and then the happiest day of my life. 311 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,698 Okay. 312 00:14:56,731 --> 00:14:58,432 Hey, Bo. 313 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,000 Sir, yes, sir. 314 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,935 Permission to speak freely, sir. 315 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,404 Your fly's unzipped, sir. 316 00:15:03,437 --> 00:15:05,707 Okay, all right. 317 00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:08,275 Hey, Bo, I'm sorry you got kicked out of medical school. 318 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,144 Oh, that's okay. 319 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:12,680 They were just mad that I was screwing with the cadavers. 320 00:15:12,714 --> 00:15:14,415 Yeah, I'm sure your parents are very proud. 321 00:15:14,448 --> 00:15:15,583 Does she have to be here? 322 00:15:15,617 --> 00:15:17,251 Daddy, she's my oldest friend. 323 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:18,986 I thought I was your oldest friend. 324 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:22,055 Okay, not you're oldest, but your hottest. 325 00:15:23,525 --> 00:15:25,125 Is it Candy? It's Candy right? 326 00:15:25,159 --> 00:15:26,561 -Candy. -Hi, Candy. 327 00:15:26,594 --> 00:15:28,228 Hi, sir. 328 00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:30,197 Okay, I hate to break up the sting operation, 329 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:34,468 but it's time for us unwashed to go back to the economy class. 330 00:15:34,502 --> 00:15:37,539 Honey, stay up here with me, please. 331 00:15:37,572 --> 00:15:39,239 Daddy? 332 00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:41,609 Okay. I'll see you in D.C. 333 00:15:41,643 --> 00:15:43,377 Don't do anything stupid. 334 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:44,646 -Hey. -Go, go, go, go. 335 00:15:46,714 --> 00:15:48,482 See you later. 336 00:15:48,516 --> 00:15:49,751 Don't worry, Senator. 337 00:15:49,784 --> 00:15:51,018 I'm keeping an eye on her, okay? 338 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,554 Okay. 339 00:15:52,587 --> 00:15:54,488 My little girl's getting married. 340 00:15:54,522 --> 00:15:56,256 I don't give a shit. 341 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:57,424 You're a whore. 342 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,129 Reading is fundamental. 343 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:13,641 You sure you're okay? 344 00:16:13,675 --> 00:16:16,376 Why? What? What'd you hear? 345 00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,780 -The runs. -Oh, yeah. No. 346 00:16:18,813 --> 00:16:20,582 I'm cool, man. Thanks. 347 00:16:21,816 --> 00:16:24,151 What do you want me to do first? 348 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,386 Your funny. I like that. 349 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,558 You're the captain. 350 00:16:30,592 --> 00:16:32,392 So wait. Aren't you supposed to be clean-shaven? 351 00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:33,561 You know, captain. 352 00:16:33,595 --> 00:16:36,664 Oh, this. Yeah, I think it's, um... 353 00:16:36,698 --> 00:16:37,998 I think it's sexy. 354 00:16:39,634 --> 00:16:41,536 Do you not agree? 355 00:16:41,569 --> 00:16:43,070 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. 356 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,138 Does Uncle Sam agree? I don't know. 357 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:48,175 I don't know your uncles, but I'm sure they're sexy as well. 358 00:16:49,677 --> 00:16:51,546 I'm actually a transfer pilot from Nazareth. 359 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,749 This is your first American flight? 360 00:16:54,782 --> 00:16:55,750 Yeah. 361 00:16:55,783 --> 00:16:57,150 Okay. Great. 362 00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,254 Oh, no. Oh, oh, oh. 363 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:06,561 You're a funny man. 364 00:17:10,565 --> 00:17:12,065 I actually needed that. 365 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:14,101 This is, uh, my first flight as captain. 366 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,637 So really glad you're here. 367 00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:18,540 Yeah, me too. Especially after hearing that. 368 00:17:18,573 --> 00:17:20,140 Oh, relax. 369 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,576 I was a co-pilot for a very long time. 370 00:17:21,609 --> 00:17:24,311 All right. We are clear for takeoff. 371 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,480 Doors and windows are locked. Fuel checks out. 372 00:17:26,514 --> 00:17:28,081 Let's back this baby up. 373 00:17:29,717 --> 00:17:32,452 Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. 374 00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,121 We are clear for takeoff. 375 00:17:46,901 --> 00:17:48,670 I can't believe my father's on this plane. 376 00:17:48,703 --> 00:17:51,573 I'm not gonna do this whole Mile High Club thing, 377 00:17:51,606 --> 00:17:53,140 not with my dad in the first class. 378 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,509 Eww! 379 00:17:54,542 --> 00:17:57,210 Why would you do it with your Dad? Gross. 380 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,780 No! 381 00:17:58,813 --> 00:18:01,381 I meant, how am I supposed to join the Mile High Club? 382 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:04,852 With this! 383 00:18:04,886 --> 00:18:06,353 -Glory be to God! -Where did that come from? 384 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:08,790 -From St. Suzy. -Here we go! 385 00:18:08,823 --> 00:18:11,425 -Candy! -Whoa, whoa, whoa. Girl. 386 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,227 What? This is it for me. 387 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:17,264 I've got to make the best of it while I can. 388 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,466 Besides... 389 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:23,437 I might have had a Quaalude or two prior to this. 390 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:24,806 No turning back now. 391 00:18:24,839 --> 00:18:27,174 Oh my gosh, are you tripping right now? 392 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,176 No! 393 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,713 Are you a talking giraffe? 394 00:18:31,746 --> 00:18:34,649 Holy crap! How much did you take? 395 00:18:34,682 --> 00:18:38,686 You ask a lot of questions for a talking giraffe. 396 00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:42,857 Ladies, flasks at the ready! 397 00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:44,324 Shh! 398 00:18:44,358 --> 00:18:45,760 There are people here. 399 00:18:45,793 --> 00:18:48,529 To the one Mile High Club! 400 00:18:48,563 --> 00:18:52,299 -This giraffe drinks to that. -Yeah! 401 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:55,503 Fine. To the Mile High Club! 402 00:18:58,573 --> 00:19:00,207 Oh, yeah. 403 00:19:05,847 --> 00:19:06,848 Cleared for take-off. 404 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:25,465 Hello, Senator. 405 00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:26,534 Care for a drink? 406 00:19:26,567 --> 00:19:28,670 Yes, I would, Angel. 407 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,212 Where are you going? 408 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,648 I got to take a leak. 409 00:19:40,682 --> 00:19:41,649 You got it from here. 410 00:19:41,683 --> 00:19:43,450 Yeah, yeah, of course 411 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,359 Just like dad's prop-plane. 412 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,493 Okay. 413 00:19:57,297 --> 00:20:00,467 Hey, nothing like Dad's prop lane. 414 00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,741 Hey, Bambi, need help with snacks? 415 00:20:06,774 --> 00:20:07,742 Oh, no, I got this. 416 00:20:07,775 --> 00:20:09,644 Half of them are asleep anyways. 417 00:20:09,677 --> 00:20:11,445 Plus, Dolores will be back in a minute. 418 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,413 Red-eye flights are aces, girl. 419 00:20:13,447 --> 00:20:15,917 So, how are your friends? 420 00:20:15,950 --> 00:20:19,252 Oh? What friends? 421 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,756 Best friends since grade school, all of us girls are, really, 422 00:20:21,789 --> 00:20:23,390 and now Gloria's getting married. 423 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:24,992 I'm so happy for her. 424 00:20:25,026 --> 00:20:26,861 So sweet. Have you met the fiancé? 425 00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:29,731 None of us have, not even Gloria. 426 00:20:29,764 --> 00:20:32,033 What? Old school. 427 00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:33,768 Is she Amish? 428 00:20:33,801 --> 00:20:35,536 Is that like being a Republican? 429 00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:37,972 Her dad's the senator in first class. 430 00:20:38,005 --> 00:20:39,974 Senator Rufus? That's her dad? 431 00:20:40,007 --> 00:20:41,642 He's a bit of a square, but he really loves her. 432 00:20:42,777 --> 00:20:44,411 Oh, gotta go. 433 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,983 So, Gloria, are you scoping out who you want 434 00:20:49,016 --> 00:20:50,818 to join the Mile High Club with? 435 00:20:50,852 --> 00:20:54,454 Maybe that cute tennis player that was checking you out. 436 00:20:54,488 --> 00:20:55,890 Maybe, I don't know. 437 00:20:55,923 --> 00:20:57,992 I just feel a little... 438 00:20:58,025 --> 00:21:00,460 nervous, but after everything with Barry, 439 00:21:00,494 --> 00:21:03,363 I really want to join the Mile High Club in this plane. 440 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:06,366 Because I'm the one in charge of my destiny. 441 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:08,703 Not Barry, certainly not Butch. 442 00:21:08,736 --> 00:21:10,805 Butch. 443 00:21:10,838 --> 00:21:14,642 B-u-u-u-u-tch. 444 00:21:14,675 --> 00:21:16,043 Who's Butch? 445 00:21:16,077 --> 00:21:17,879 My husband whom I haven't even met yet. 446 00:21:17,912 --> 00:21:19,614 Butch. 447 00:21:19,647 --> 00:21:20,748 You're not gonna have a problem joining 448 00:21:20,782 --> 00:21:22,349 the Mile High Club. 449 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,986 Plus that tennis player's a stud. 450 00:21:25,019 --> 00:21:27,420 You two would look so hot together. 451 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,690 Stop it. 452 00:21:29,724 --> 00:21:32,325 I don't know, isn't it wrong to cheat on my fiancé? 453 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:33,795 You haven't even met him yet. 454 00:21:33,828 --> 00:21:36,429 It's not cheating in the Lord's eyes. 455 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:39,934 But I'm all the way up here and he's all the way back there. 456 00:21:41,836 --> 00:21:43,504 Bo, what are you doing? 457 00:21:43,538 --> 00:21:46,674 Giving fate and your libido a little nudge. 458 00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:49,409 No! Bo! 459 00:21:50,611 --> 00:21:51,979 Excuse me, sir. 460 00:21:52,013 --> 00:21:54,015 Do you think you can switch seats with me? 461 00:21:54,048 --> 00:21:57,484 It's just I'm sitting in the middle and I have to pee a lot. 462 00:21:57,518 --> 00:22:00,121 It's a really long flight and I have a little bladder. 463 00:22:00,154 --> 00:22:03,090 Oh, yeah, sure. 464 00:22:03,124 --> 00:22:04,659 No problemo. 465 00:22:12,867 --> 00:22:14,635 Mmm... Hey, ladies. 466 00:22:21,742 --> 00:22:24,444 Wow, that's quite a rocket... a racket. 467 00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:26,714 Yeah, it's got a good head size 468 00:22:26,747 --> 00:22:30,551 and the length is really perfect when I gotta slam it in. 469 00:22:30,585 --> 00:22:32,153 Ooh! 470 00:22:35,156 --> 00:22:36,423 I'll drink to that. 471 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,093 Attention, passengers. 472 00:22:39,126 --> 00:22:41,762 The captain has turned off the fasten seatbelt sign 473 00:22:41,796 --> 00:22:43,965 and turned on the smoking sign. 474 00:22:43,998 --> 00:22:45,132 Enjoy. 475 00:22:46,868 --> 00:22:48,936 Are you and your new friend... 476 00:22:48,970 --> 00:22:50,938 Candy, no. 477 00:22:50,972 --> 00:22:52,840 Thanks, dudette. 478 00:22:52,874 --> 00:22:55,176 The world is more connected by the love 479 00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:57,745 that you express through your kindness. 480 00:22:57,778 --> 00:23:00,815 That's so deep, my son. 481 00:23:00,848 --> 00:23:05,820 Gloria, isn't that... deep? 482 00:23:05,853 --> 00:23:07,154 Of course. 483 00:23:07,188 --> 00:23:09,056 I know, right? 484 00:23:09,090 --> 00:23:11,092 Do you two want to talk about this alone 485 00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:14,595 in our private VIP first class lounge? 486 00:23:14,629 --> 00:23:18,099 Oh, love knows no social construct. 487 00:23:18,132 --> 00:23:19,800 Love knows no caste system. 488 00:23:19,834 --> 00:23:22,670 VIP is a myth. 489 00:23:24,171 --> 00:23:27,842 You can do drugs and have sex in private. 490 00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:29,476 Righteous, let's go. 491 00:23:29,510 --> 00:23:30,778 Okay, follow me. 492 00:23:33,180 --> 00:23:34,916 Love you, baby. Talk to you later. 493 00:23:34,949 --> 00:23:36,817 Love you, too. Oh. 494 00:23:36,851 --> 00:23:37,985 Yeah! 495 00:24:00,207 --> 00:24:01,474 Mmm. 496 00:24:04,812 --> 00:24:07,682 Ah, sweet bud. 497 00:24:07,715 --> 00:24:09,050 It's been a while. 498 00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:11,752 Hmm, yeah, sweet bud. 499 00:24:21,796 --> 00:24:23,064 That's so cool, man. 500 00:24:24,198 --> 00:24:25,199 You try. 501 00:24:25,232 --> 00:24:26,734 Okay, um... 502 00:24:31,639 --> 00:24:34,508 Oh, cool, man, um... 503 00:24:34,542 --> 00:24:36,210 Whoa! 504 00:24:36,243 --> 00:24:37,745 Woo! 505 00:24:37,778 --> 00:24:39,847 I always forget, this stuff perks me up so fast. 506 00:24:41,882 --> 00:24:43,784 Oh, damn. 507 00:24:43,818 --> 00:24:45,920 I'm sporting a major kickstand right now. 508 00:24:45,953 --> 00:24:47,788 Oh, yeah? 509 00:24:47,822 --> 00:24:49,991 Well, let's park that bike of yours, big boy. 510 00:24:51,826 --> 00:24:53,694 -Is that sexy talk? -Yeah. 511 00:24:53,728 --> 00:24:54,695 Cool. 512 00:24:56,630 --> 00:24:58,799 Oh, okay, it's happening. All right. 513 00:24:58,833 --> 00:25:00,701 Let's do it. You first, you first, you first. 514 00:25:00,735 --> 00:25:02,837 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 515 00:25:02,870 --> 00:25:05,206 Get Big Burt, get Big Burt, get Big Burt. 516 00:25:05,239 --> 00:25:07,541 Let's go. 517 00:25:07,575 --> 00:25:09,744 Mm-hmm. Let's go, yeah. 518 00:25:09,777 --> 00:25:13,114 Oh, oh, oh, yes. Come here. 519 00:25:15,116 --> 00:25:16,250 Oh, I love this. 520 00:25:17,685 --> 00:25:19,086 Oh, I love this. 521 00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:20,788 I love you. 522 00:25:20,821 --> 00:25:23,157 The universe is love, baby. 523 00:25:23,190 --> 00:25:26,727 Oh, wait, you don't love me. We just met. 524 00:25:26,761 --> 00:25:28,863 Oh, this is going way too fast. 525 00:25:28,896 --> 00:25:30,731 Sorry, sister, this isn't going to work. 526 00:25:30,765 --> 00:25:32,066 I'm a professional tennis player. 527 00:25:32,099 --> 00:25:33,701 Mm-hmm? 528 00:25:33,734 --> 00:25:36,637 Each match has to start one way and one way only. 529 00:25:39,940 --> 00:25:41,275 Love. 530 00:25:41,308 --> 00:25:44,779 It is not only my personal life philosophy. 531 00:25:44,812 --> 00:25:47,048 It is in the internationally recognized 532 00:25:47,081 --> 00:25:49,750 professional tennis players handbook. 533 00:25:49,784 --> 00:25:53,854 Okay, I'm being such a headcase about this, I'm sorry. 534 00:25:53,888 --> 00:25:55,322 It's just a lot going on. 535 00:25:55,356 --> 00:25:58,626 -Let's try this again. -No, no, no, no, no. 536 00:25:58,659 --> 00:25:59,660 I'm sorry, I can't. 537 00:26:01,295 --> 00:26:02,897 My bike's got a flat. 538 00:26:02,930 --> 00:26:04,231 Oh. 539 00:26:04,265 --> 00:26:05,332 Well, that was fast. 540 00:26:11,872 --> 00:26:14,141 Um... 541 00:26:14,175 --> 00:26:17,311 I think I'm going to go now. 542 00:26:19,747 --> 00:26:20,815 Bye, my sister. 543 00:26:20,848 --> 00:26:22,616 But it's all love, baby. 544 00:26:23,684 --> 00:26:24,885 It's all love. 545 00:26:27,421 --> 00:26:28,889 Damn it! 546 00:26:31,826 --> 00:26:33,894 Hi, what happened? 547 00:26:33,928 --> 00:26:36,163 The window of opportunity has slammed shut. 548 00:26:36,197 --> 00:26:39,834 I wasn't loving it a lot the way you wanted me to. 549 00:26:39,867 --> 00:26:41,168 Well, you're a virgin. 550 00:26:41,202 --> 00:26:42,770 You'll get better with practice. 551 00:26:42,803 --> 00:26:44,939 Gross, Suzy, I didn't mean it like that. 552 00:26:47,308 --> 00:26:49,210 Hey, baby, what's up? 553 00:26:49,243 --> 00:26:51,145 Doesn't pro tennis drug test? 554 00:26:54,014 --> 00:26:56,417 You bet your ass they do. 555 00:26:56,450 --> 00:26:57,785 Let's get you back to your seat. 556 00:26:59,019 --> 00:27:00,087 Fuck! 557 00:27:04,892 --> 00:27:06,760 How am I supposed to sneak past my dad? 558 00:27:06,794 --> 00:27:09,396 I can't let him know I was just trying to lose my virginity. 559 00:27:09,430 --> 00:27:11,398 Just stay behind me, okay? 560 00:27:11,432 --> 00:27:13,234 And sneak past when you get a chance. 561 00:27:13,267 --> 00:27:14,368 Okay. 562 00:27:17,071 --> 00:27:18,906 Oh, hello, senator. 563 00:27:18,939 --> 00:27:21,442 Um, this is our mid-flight champagne service. 564 00:27:21,475 --> 00:27:23,010 Thank you, Suzy. 565 00:27:23,043 --> 00:27:26,080 Hey, hey, was that my, uh, daughter? 566 00:27:26,113 --> 00:27:28,449 Oh, don't be silly. I think you've had a few too many. 567 00:27:28,482 --> 00:27:31,352 Okay. Okay. 568 00:27:32,887 --> 00:27:34,288 Are you an actor? 569 00:27:34,321 --> 00:27:36,123 Yes. 570 00:27:36,157 --> 00:27:37,691 And I bet you're an actress. 571 00:27:37,725 --> 00:27:40,261 Yes, I am. How could you tell? 572 00:27:40,294 --> 00:27:42,863 Oh, you have obvious talent. 573 00:27:42,897 --> 00:27:44,899 I'm Sid Epstein. 574 00:27:44,932 --> 00:27:46,767 You may remember me from that commercial. 575 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:47,968 Oh, my God. 576 00:27:48,002 --> 00:27:50,371 What have you done to my coffee? 577 00:27:50,404 --> 00:27:53,407 Yes, you were incredible. 578 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,076 You actually inspired me to switch brands. 579 00:27:56,110 --> 00:27:58,879 That means the world to me. 580 00:27:58,913 --> 00:28:00,281 Sadly, that's true. 581 00:28:00,314 --> 00:28:01,982 Are you up for another commercial? 582 00:28:02,016 --> 00:28:03,984 Uh, I'm headed to New York for a big audition. 583 00:28:04,018 --> 00:28:05,319 Huh. 584 00:28:05,352 --> 00:28:06,754 We have a layover in D.C., which I need, 585 00:28:06,787 --> 00:28:08,189 because I don't have my lines down. 586 00:28:08,222 --> 00:28:10,824 Well, um, maybe I could help you with your lines. 587 00:28:10,858 --> 00:28:12,826 I'd love that, but where? 588 00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:15,796 I would hate to disturb the other passengers. 589 00:28:15,829 --> 00:28:18,199 Meet me in the VIP lounge in the back in 10 minutes. 590 00:28:18,232 --> 00:28:19,733 It'll be just you and me. 591 00:28:19,767 --> 00:28:21,402 I just need to kick a few people out first. 592 00:28:21,435 --> 00:28:23,270 Out of sight. 593 00:28:23,304 --> 00:28:24,939 Excuse me. 594 00:28:24,972 --> 00:28:25,973 Um, I hate to break up your little casting session, 595 00:28:26,006 --> 00:28:27,174 but can I have some champagne? 596 00:28:27,208 --> 00:28:28,442 Oh, yes. I'm so sorry. 597 00:28:28,475 --> 00:28:29,910 I'm gonna need all this. Thank you. 598 00:28:29,944 --> 00:28:32,313 Okay. Okay. 599 00:28:35,182 --> 00:28:37,151 You proud of yourself? 600 00:28:37,184 --> 00:28:38,886 -Daily. -Ugh. 601 00:28:42,489 --> 00:28:44,526 Wow. That was fast. 602 00:28:44,559 --> 00:28:46,026 Typical. 603 00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:48,195 See, Bo, you've only had bad sex. 604 00:28:48,229 --> 00:28:49,330 We never did it. 605 00:28:49,363 --> 00:28:51,031 He started talking about love, 606 00:28:51,065 --> 00:28:52,933 and I started thinking about Barry. 607 00:28:52,967 --> 00:28:54,201 Barry? 608 00:28:54,235 --> 00:28:55,402 Why are you thinking about Barry? 609 00:28:55,436 --> 00:28:56,837 I meant Butch. my future husband, 610 00:28:56,870 --> 00:28:57,838 whom I'm marrying for love. 611 00:28:57,871 --> 00:28:59,974 -Butch. -You said Barry. 612 00:29:00,007 --> 00:29:02,042 -It was a slip of the tongue. -A Freudian slip. 613 00:29:02,076 --> 00:29:03,777 A Freudian tongue slip. 614 00:29:03,811 --> 00:29:05,946 The point is, we never did it. 615 00:29:05,980 --> 00:29:07,881 I can't do it. 616 00:29:07,915 --> 00:29:08,983 I will never do it. 617 00:29:09,016 --> 00:29:11,819 Okay, Mrs. Humpalong Cassidy. 618 00:29:11,852 --> 00:29:15,022 Suzy did drop off a little fun! 619 00:29:15,055 --> 00:29:16,457 Put that away! Now! 620 00:29:16,490 --> 00:29:18,058 Oh, you don't want to see her put it away. 621 00:29:18,092 --> 00:29:19,860 No, you don't want to see me put it away. 622 00:29:19,893 --> 00:29:21,095 Okay, this was all fun and games... 623 00:29:21,128 --> 00:29:22,296 Until I poke your eye out! 624 00:29:22,329 --> 00:29:24,164 You have to stop! 625 00:29:24,198 --> 00:29:27,067 Come on, it's just a little Bachelorette party. 626 00:29:27,101 --> 00:29:29,169 -Fun and games. -Mm-hmm. 627 00:29:29,203 --> 00:29:31,171 See, it's like pin the tail on the donkey, 628 00:29:31,205 --> 00:29:33,040 except with a big old dong. 629 00:29:33,073 --> 00:29:34,509 And don't worry. 630 00:29:34,542 --> 00:29:37,011 This is modeled after Adam, so God was okay with it. 631 00:29:37,044 --> 00:29:38,812 Well, I don't know how I feel about it. 632 00:29:38,846 --> 00:29:41,882 Come on. It's just classic Bachelorette shenanigans. 633 00:29:41,915 --> 00:29:44,051 On a plane? With people? 634 00:29:44,084 --> 00:29:45,919 -They can play. -Yeah. 635 00:29:45,953 --> 00:29:47,087 Plus, most of them are sleeping. 636 00:29:47,121 --> 00:29:48,523 And they're all adults. 637 00:29:48,556 --> 00:29:50,291 Does anybody care if we have a Bachelorette party 638 00:29:50,324 --> 00:29:51,425 in this section? 639 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,530 I'll strip if you strip. 640 00:29:55,563 --> 00:29:58,032 Uh, no, thank you. We've already seen what you have to offer, 641 00:29:58,065 --> 00:30:00,100 and it turned us all gay. 642 00:30:00,134 --> 00:30:01,235 Mm-hmm. 643 00:30:01,268 --> 00:30:03,270 I'd love to see that. 644 00:30:03,304 --> 00:30:05,072 Eww, creep. 645 00:30:05,105 --> 00:30:07,141 See, we're good. We're good. 646 00:30:07,174 --> 00:30:10,010 Okay. Fine. Let's get this over with. 647 00:30:10,044 --> 00:30:11,412 Yay. Okay, I'll set it up. 648 00:30:15,983 --> 00:30:18,152 Now this is a party. Yeah. 649 00:30:18,185 --> 00:30:22,189 -One, two. And three. -Is that a dildo? 650 00:30:22,222 --> 00:30:23,490 Oh my God. 651 00:30:28,262 --> 00:30:29,963 Whose dick is this? 652 00:30:29,997 --> 00:30:31,265 I am so sorry. 653 00:30:31,298 --> 00:30:33,000 See? These things hurt people. 654 00:30:33,033 --> 00:30:34,101 I don't want to do this anymore. 655 00:30:34,134 --> 00:30:35,402 These things don't hurt people. 656 00:30:35,436 --> 00:30:37,639 Carts full of penis sausages did. 657 00:30:37,672 --> 00:30:39,541 Come on, Gloria, just play the game. 658 00:30:39,574 --> 00:30:40,974 You have to do one Bachelorette party thing 659 00:30:41,008 --> 00:30:42,476 for this to even count as one. 660 00:30:42,510 --> 00:30:45,647 And then we can go back to finding you a man for real. 661 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,615 -Go. -Fine. 662 00:30:47,649 --> 00:30:49,216 Here we go! 663 00:30:49,249 --> 00:30:52,319 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 664 00:30:52,353 --> 00:30:54,088 Get me off! 665 00:30:54,121 --> 00:30:56,357 I would, but we just met. 666 00:30:56,390 --> 00:30:59,860 However, I did notice you checking me out at the boarding. 667 00:31:02,963 --> 00:31:04,431 Uh, I'm actually pre-med 668 00:31:04,465 --> 00:31:06,601 and I noticed a lump on your right testicle 669 00:31:06,634 --> 00:31:09,436 because your pants are crazy stupid tight. 670 00:31:09,470 --> 00:31:12,439 I mean, what's the point of even wearing pants? 671 00:31:12,473 --> 00:31:14,475 Did you want me to take them off for you? 672 00:31:14,509 --> 00:31:17,211 No, no, I've seen enough. 673 00:31:17,244 --> 00:31:19,947 But you need to see a doctor. Stat. 674 00:31:19,980 --> 00:31:22,483 I take it you're a James Taylor girl. 675 00:31:24,418 --> 00:31:28,088 Zappa, Nico, Velvet Underground. 676 00:31:28,122 --> 00:31:31,024 Whatever, asshole. You just wish that you were in their league. 677 00:31:31,058 --> 00:31:34,928 Hey, I toured with Ziggy Pop in 69. 678 00:31:34,962 --> 00:31:36,664 No, you didn't. Screw you. 679 00:31:36,698 --> 00:31:38,966 What? You don't believe me? 680 00:31:38,999 --> 00:31:40,635 I believe that any man who dresses 681 00:31:40,668 --> 00:31:43,337 in a Halloween costume for a living would say 682 00:31:43,370 --> 00:31:45,372 all kinds of crazy crap to get laid. 683 00:31:45,406 --> 00:31:50,612 Honey, I don't need to work this hard to get a hot lady naked. 684 00:31:50,645 --> 00:31:53,013 That should tell you something about you. 685 00:31:54,248 --> 00:31:55,583 Oh! 686 00:31:57,351 --> 00:31:58,686 What a jerk. 687 00:32:02,256 --> 00:32:05,426 You totally have a crush on that Steel Cobra fella. 688 00:32:06,994 --> 00:32:09,963 I'd rather vote for Nixon. 689 00:32:09,997 --> 00:32:11,699 Bo, I've known you for years. 690 00:32:11,733 --> 00:32:13,635 You only crush the soul of the people you want to screw. 691 00:32:13,668 --> 00:32:17,171 And it's a defense mechanism to see if they're worthy. 692 00:32:19,574 --> 00:32:21,141 Therapy. 693 00:32:21,175 --> 00:32:23,444 -Wow. -I can be smart, too. 694 00:32:23,477 --> 00:32:25,112 Well, that's all fine and good. 695 00:32:25,145 --> 00:32:27,448 We still need to find Gloria someone to make it with. 696 00:32:27,481 --> 00:32:28,982 Mm-hmm. 697 00:32:29,016 --> 00:32:33,287 And, oh, speaking of Gloria. Where is Gloria? 698 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:34,522 She was just here a minute ago. 699 00:32:35,623 --> 00:32:37,024 Hello? 700 00:32:39,493 --> 00:32:40,595 Am I close? 701 00:32:42,095 --> 00:32:43,497 Yeah, this way, this way. 702 00:32:45,365 --> 00:32:47,167 Hello? 703 00:32:47,201 --> 00:32:48,368 Candy? 704 00:32:49,771 --> 00:32:53,106 "Lest I come and strike the earth with a curse." 705 00:32:55,610 --> 00:32:58,646 Man, God is so rad. 706 00:33:00,047 --> 00:33:01,583 What do you think? 707 00:33:01,616 --> 00:33:05,152 Oh, yeah, I mean, 708 00:33:05,185 --> 00:33:07,755 it's incredible that He let all this happen. 709 00:33:07,789 --> 00:33:09,423 See, I knew you were a good guy. 710 00:33:09,456 --> 00:33:11,258 Yeah. 711 00:33:13,828 --> 00:33:16,063 Candy? Bo? 712 00:33:16,096 --> 00:33:17,431 Wait, I know that voice. 713 00:33:17,464 --> 00:33:19,801 -Am I close? -Gloria. 714 00:33:19,834 --> 00:33:23,070 Careful on your way out. Careful on your way out. 715 00:33:23,103 --> 00:33:24,606 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 716 00:33:30,110 --> 00:33:31,646 We're all gonna die. 717 00:33:39,453 --> 00:33:42,089 This isn't fun anymore. 718 00:33:42,122 --> 00:33:44,458 Okay, I'm just gonna put it right here. 719 00:33:47,629 --> 00:33:49,697 -Barry? -Gloria. 720 00:33:49,731 --> 00:33:51,733 You were a... 721 00:33:51,766 --> 00:33:54,101 Penis? Ew! 722 00:33:54,134 --> 00:33:55,770 That's... 723 00:33:55,803 --> 00:33:57,471 Gloria! 724 00:33:59,139 --> 00:34:01,643 -Hey! -Yes? 725 00:34:01,676 --> 00:34:03,243 -Is that my daughter? -No, sir. 726 00:34:03,277 --> 00:34:04,679 -Is she okay? -Yes, sir. 727 00:34:04,712 --> 00:34:07,515 I mean, you are asleep. 728 00:34:07,549 --> 00:34:09,182 -Am I? -You are. 729 00:34:09,216 --> 00:34:11,753 I'm captain of the Dreamtime Airwaves, 730 00:34:11,786 --> 00:34:14,722 and you need to go to sleep. 731 00:34:14,756 --> 00:34:16,524 You look familiar. 732 00:34:16,558 --> 00:34:18,826 Familiar in a way that makes me very, very angry. 733 00:34:18,860 --> 00:34:20,227 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 734 00:34:20,260 --> 00:34:22,630 Go to sleep. 735 00:34:22,664 --> 00:34:24,164 Sleep tight. 736 00:34:24,197 --> 00:34:25,700 Shh... 737 00:34:27,869 --> 00:34:28,836 Gloria! 738 00:34:30,772 --> 00:34:33,775 Look, Sid, you're a better actor than he is. 739 00:34:33,808 --> 00:34:35,577 Thanks, cousin. 740 00:34:35,610 --> 00:34:37,177 But isn't that the pilot? 741 00:34:37,210 --> 00:34:39,112 Weren't you supposed to go to the VIP lounge 742 00:34:39,146 --> 00:34:40,648 to hook up with that sunflower? 743 00:34:40,682 --> 00:34:43,350 Sure thing. 744 00:34:43,383 --> 00:34:45,452 I can't wait for her to read lines with me. 745 00:34:46,654 --> 00:34:47,689 Be nice. 746 00:34:51,826 --> 00:34:54,461 What? Please, wait! Just stop! Stop! 747 00:34:54,494 --> 00:34:56,129 Barry, what are you doing here? 748 00:34:56,163 --> 00:34:57,230 I'm trying to stop you from marrying somebody 749 00:34:57,264 --> 00:34:58,833 you don't even know. 750 00:34:58,866 --> 00:35:00,702 By sneaking on to the plane and pretending to be a captain? 751 00:35:00,735 --> 00:35:02,804 Co-captain! Co-captain! 752 00:35:02,837 --> 00:35:04,906 Just... shh! I don't want people to panic. 753 00:35:04,939 --> 00:35:06,774 Who's even flying this plane right now? 754 00:35:06,808 --> 00:35:08,141 Jesus. 755 00:35:08,175 --> 00:35:09,409 What's that? 756 00:35:09,443 --> 00:35:10,377 Gloria. 757 00:35:12,212 --> 00:35:15,182 Will you marry me? 758 00:35:15,215 --> 00:35:16,884 I know there's not a ring in there right now, 759 00:35:16,918 --> 00:35:18,653 but there will be. 760 00:35:20,622 --> 00:35:22,657 Barry... 761 00:35:22,690 --> 00:35:24,626 No. Get up, get up, get up. 762 00:35:26,493 --> 00:35:28,261 Gloria! 763 00:35:28,295 --> 00:35:30,665 Give me another chance, Gloria. 764 00:35:30,698 --> 00:35:33,601 Barry, you're not husband material. 765 00:35:35,335 --> 00:35:37,270 She sells seashells... 766 00:35:37,304 --> 00:35:38,740 You made it! 767 00:35:38,773 --> 00:35:39,841 I was beginning to think you weren't going to come. 768 00:35:39,874 --> 00:35:44,612 For you, I'll always... come. 769 00:35:44,646 --> 00:35:47,615 Great, because I think you're a perfect fit for this role. 770 00:35:47,649 --> 00:35:51,753 I'm so glad you think I'm a perfect fit. 771 00:35:53,521 --> 00:35:55,690 Yeah, the script is pretty tight, so... 772 00:35:55,723 --> 00:35:56,658 So tight. 773 00:35:58,726 --> 00:36:01,328 Are you okay? I just really want to nail this. 774 00:36:01,361 --> 00:36:05,700 You're going to nail this... so good. 775 00:36:08,736 --> 00:36:09,937 Um... 776 00:36:09,971 --> 00:36:11,405 Right, your character goes first. 777 00:36:11,438 --> 00:36:14,542 Yeah, she does. 778 00:36:14,575 --> 00:36:17,512 So... 779 00:36:17,545 --> 00:36:20,515 Oh, yeah, I'm so sorry. 780 00:36:20,548 --> 00:36:21,983 The cancer has spread 781 00:36:22,016 --> 00:36:23,951 through your daughter's bones, Mr. President. 782 00:36:23,985 --> 00:36:26,654 I was afraid you were going to say that, Dr. Potter. 783 00:36:26,688 --> 00:36:30,357 We've called in specialists from around the world, Mr. President. 784 00:36:30,390 --> 00:36:33,260 You just need to relax. 785 00:36:33,293 --> 00:36:35,328 Oh, wait. I don't think you do that. 786 00:36:35,362 --> 00:36:38,398 No, this is my interpretation. 787 00:36:38,432 --> 00:36:39,433 Oh. 788 00:36:44,605 --> 00:36:45,840 Wait, can we at least run lines? 789 00:36:45,873 --> 00:36:47,575 Yes, yes. 790 00:36:53,681 --> 00:36:55,415 Okay... 791 00:36:55,449 --> 00:36:57,852 Will she even make it to her next birthday, Dr. Potter? 792 00:36:57,885 --> 00:36:59,520 I promised her a puppy. 793 00:36:59,554 --> 00:37:01,388 We're doing the best we can, Mr. President. 794 00:37:01,421 --> 00:37:02,657 We'd like to put her in a coma for the next 795 00:37:02,690 --> 00:37:04,592 eight days, so that we can... 796 00:37:04,625 --> 00:37:06,761 A coma? She's just a little girl. 797 00:37:06,794 --> 00:37:08,696 A little girl with a fatal disease. 798 00:37:08,730 --> 00:37:10,965 A disease that will slowly atrophy the body. 799 00:37:10,998 --> 00:37:12,767 A disease that will cause her to lose 800 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,836 her bladder and bowel control. 801 00:37:14,869 --> 00:37:17,839 A disease that will choke her with her own saliva 802 00:37:17,872 --> 00:37:20,575 until all you fear are her gurgling sounds. 803 00:37:20,608 --> 00:37:22,043 -Oh, but... -No. 804 00:37:22,076 --> 00:37:24,545 Wait, there's more. 805 00:37:24,579 --> 00:37:27,682 Her body will become extremely weak and collapse upon itself. 806 00:37:27,715 --> 00:37:29,483 She will become practically paralyzed. 807 00:37:29,517 --> 00:37:31,519 Her bones with tumors may break 808 00:37:31,552 --> 00:37:34,021 and not heal and be unbearably painful. 809 00:37:34,055 --> 00:37:36,289 And all you'll be hearing is her gurgled screams 810 00:37:36,323 --> 00:37:39,459 rattling through the East Wing of the White House. 811 00:37:40,628 --> 00:37:42,329 How much time will she have? 812 00:37:42,362 --> 00:37:43,731 Three weeks. 813 00:37:43,765 --> 00:37:47,434 Oh, not a moment to spare! 814 00:37:53,775 --> 00:37:55,743 End scene. 815 00:37:55,777 --> 00:37:57,879 Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. 816 00:37:57,912 --> 00:37:59,714 Wow. 817 00:37:59,747 --> 00:38:04,384 You are an amazing actress. 818 00:38:04,417 --> 00:38:06,988 You're great, too. 819 00:38:07,021 --> 00:38:08,556 Whoa. 820 00:38:11,491 --> 00:38:13,561 Oh, I mean... 821 00:38:13,594 --> 00:38:15,797 Oh, I think I know my lines now. 822 00:38:15,830 --> 00:38:17,565 We make a great team. 823 00:38:19,934 --> 00:38:21,536 Thanks. 824 00:38:21,569 --> 00:38:23,004 Have a great audition. 825 00:38:24,939 --> 00:38:25,973 Bye. 826 00:38:30,678 --> 00:38:32,312 I think I'm booking this. 827 00:38:34,615 --> 00:38:37,585 Oh, co-pilot, what are you doing back here? 828 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,955 Listen here, mister, impersonating a pilot 829 00:38:40,988 --> 00:38:42,723 can get you 20 years in jail. 830 00:38:42,757 --> 00:38:44,659 Who are you and what did you do with co-pilot Matthews? 831 00:38:44,692 --> 00:38:46,060 Barry Montgomery, ma'am, and 832 00:38:46,093 --> 00:38:47,995 I didn't do anything co-pilot Matthews. 833 00:38:48,029 --> 00:38:49,697 He was sleeping with someone else, 834 00:38:49,730 --> 00:38:52,033 and I needed to get onto this plane and Gloria. 835 00:38:52,066 --> 00:38:53,868 -Oh, Gloria. -Hi. 836 00:38:53,901 --> 00:38:54,902 Are you the fiancé? 837 00:38:54,936 --> 00:38:57,505 Uh... No. 838 00:38:57,538 --> 00:38:59,640 Oh, well, then are you a stripper? 839 00:39:01,642 --> 00:39:04,111 No. Why? Why would you say that? 840 00:39:04,145 --> 00:39:06,113 Well, you just... you're dressed like a stripper. 841 00:39:06,147 --> 00:39:08,115 Well, no, this is co-pilot Matthews uniform. 842 00:39:08,149 --> 00:39:09,449 Ah-ha! 843 00:39:09,482 --> 00:39:11,586 Well, he used to strip on the weekends. 844 00:39:11,619 --> 00:39:13,554 I'm sorry. Barry... 845 00:39:13,588 --> 00:39:14,922 Save it for the police feds. 846 00:39:14,956 --> 00:39:17,024 -You, hey! Come on. -Gloria, I love you. 847 00:39:17,058 --> 00:39:18,391 -Come on. -Ouch! 848 00:39:18,425 --> 00:39:19,527 Okay, this is just a minor setback. 849 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:20,761 I will figure out everything. 850 00:39:23,197 --> 00:39:26,634 Hey, thanks for helping with my cousin. 851 00:39:26,667 --> 00:39:28,002 I'm Liz, by the way. 852 00:39:28,035 --> 00:39:29,937 I'm done line reading. 853 00:39:29,971 --> 00:39:33,007 I'm not an actor. I'm a producer. 854 00:39:34,441 --> 00:39:35,977 It's a man's world, 855 00:39:36,010 --> 00:39:36,978 and I am determined to prove a girl 856 00:39:37,011 --> 00:39:38,411 can do the job just as well. 857 00:39:38,445 --> 00:39:39,914 Probably better. 858 00:39:41,082 --> 00:39:42,817 You're impressive. 859 00:39:42,850 --> 00:39:45,485 You mean my ass is impressive? 860 00:39:45,519 --> 00:39:46,554 Sure. 861 00:39:46,587 --> 00:39:49,757 But all of you is impressive. 862 00:39:49,790 --> 00:39:52,526 A word of advice. 863 00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:55,096 Your asset, that'll get you in the door. 864 00:39:55,129 --> 00:39:58,599 But this... 865 00:39:58,633 --> 00:40:01,501 Well, that'll keep you in the door. 866 00:40:01,535 --> 00:40:03,938 I think there's more to you that meets the eye. 867 00:40:03,971 --> 00:40:05,940 And I'd like to find out what. 868 00:40:05,973 --> 00:40:08,209 Maybe you will make it in a man's world. 869 00:40:08,242 --> 00:40:09,944 You sure sound like them. 870 00:40:09,977 --> 00:40:12,813 But unlike them, I mean it. 871 00:40:12,847 --> 00:40:14,582 I think there's more to you. 872 00:40:15,983 --> 00:40:17,151 I'd like to find out what. 873 00:40:22,023 --> 00:40:23,858 Suzy... 874 00:40:25,593 --> 00:40:27,194 You hiding the clam juice in there? 875 00:40:27,228 --> 00:40:28,963 I think I'm gay. 876 00:40:31,766 --> 00:40:32,767 Groovy. 877 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,735 In so much trouble. 878 00:40:34,769 --> 00:40:36,469 We'll see what the real captain has to say about this. 879 00:40:36,504 --> 00:40:37,538 Barry! 880 00:40:37,571 --> 00:40:38,739 Yes, Senator! Senator! 881 00:40:38,773 --> 00:40:40,641 -Daddy, daddy, daddy! -I know! 882 00:40:40,675 --> 00:40:42,510 I know he took all your money, but please don't hurt him! 883 00:40:42,543 --> 00:40:44,946 This guy's nothing but a two-bit hustlin' jive turkey! 884 00:40:44,979 --> 00:40:47,515 Dad, that's harsh, even for Barry! 885 00:40:47,548 --> 00:40:49,050 Gentlemen, I have to restrain him 886 00:40:49,083 --> 00:40:50,518 and get him to the authorities. 887 00:40:50,551 --> 00:40:52,119 -I like you. -Oh... 888 00:40:52,153 --> 00:40:54,622 I'll tell you what, I'll restrain him. 889 00:40:54,655 --> 00:40:56,891 You go tell the pilot to call the FBI. 890 00:40:56,924 --> 00:41:00,861 Daddy, if you do anything to harm him, I won't marry Butch! 891 00:41:00,895 --> 00:41:03,030 -Pop your head like a zit. -Senator! 892 00:41:03,064 --> 00:41:04,732 Dad! 893 00:41:04,765 --> 00:41:06,267 Captain, your co-pilot, he's an imposter 894 00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:08,002 and we don't have anything-- 895 00:41:08,035 --> 00:41:10,938 Mayday, mayday, our landing gear won't go down. Over! 896 00:41:10,972 --> 00:41:13,674 See? No response. The radio isn't working. 897 00:41:13,708 --> 00:41:15,509 Wait, what? 898 00:41:15,543 --> 00:41:16,644 Something internal is blocking the wheels from disengaging. 899 00:41:16,677 --> 00:41:18,012 When do we land in D.C.? 900 00:41:18,045 --> 00:41:19,547 Three hours and 35 minutes. 901 00:41:19,580 --> 00:41:21,082 Okay, we have that long to figure this out. 902 00:41:21,115 --> 00:41:22,583 And why is the radio not working? 903 00:41:22,616 --> 00:41:23,784 Because God hates me. 904 00:41:23,818 --> 00:41:25,519 Besides that. 905 00:41:25,553 --> 00:41:26,520 That's the only thing I can think of that makes sense. 906 00:41:26,554 --> 00:41:27,822 Okay, all right. 907 00:41:27,855 --> 00:41:29,156 If you can get the hydraulic equipment 908 00:41:29,190 --> 00:41:30,825 to align with the aerial transmission system, 909 00:41:30,858 --> 00:41:32,693 then you can subdue the thrusting system, 910 00:41:32,727 --> 00:41:35,529 which will override the automatic failsafe, 911 00:41:35,563 --> 00:41:36,831 which sounds like it's erroneously preventing 912 00:41:36,864 --> 00:41:38,032 this in the first place. 913 00:41:38,065 --> 00:41:40,201 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 914 00:41:40,234 --> 00:41:41,736 What if we just pray? 915 00:41:41,769 --> 00:41:44,071 Yeah, sure. I guess we can just do that. 916 00:41:44,105 --> 00:41:45,773 Okay. 917 00:41:45,806 --> 00:41:48,275 There's a prayer for plane crashes. 918 00:41:50,077 --> 00:41:51,178 It's in Job. 919 00:41:55,883 --> 00:41:58,586 Gloria, tell your father about the job that I've taken up. 920 00:41:58,619 --> 00:42:00,755 You couldn't get enough jobs. Sit your ass down. 921 00:42:03,057 --> 00:42:04,592 I'm making a citizen's arrest. 922 00:42:04,625 --> 00:42:06,660 Gloria, I'm so sorry. 923 00:42:06,694 --> 00:42:09,096 What? Hey, Senator, this is... 924 00:42:09,130 --> 00:42:11,766 -Gloria, what is it? -What are you... 925 00:42:11,799 --> 00:42:12,800 Actually, Senator, I just want to... 926 00:42:12,833 --> 00:42:13,868 Hey, hey, weirdo! 927 00:42:13,901 --> 00:42:14,869 -No, no, no! -No! 928 00:42:14,902 --> 00:42:16,203 It's not like that. 929 00:42:16,237 --> 00:42:17,705 Here, I just want to show you something. 930 00:42:17,738 --> 00:42:19,073 This, right here. This, right here. This. 931 00:42:19,106 --> 00:42:21,609 Excuse me. Is that a bomb? 932 00:42:21,642 --> 00:42:23,778 What? No, no, no, no. 933 00:42:23,811 --> 00:42:26,147 This is a radio frequency transmogrifier. 934 00:42:26,180 --> 00:42:28,883 It's like a radio without a cord, okay? 935 00:42:28,916 --> 00:42:31,752 Look, I will give you a thousand shares of my company 936 00:42:31,786 --> 00:42:33,054 if you call off Gloria's wedding. 937 00:42:33,087 --> 00:42:35,623 Bartholomew Montgomery! 938 00:42:35,656 --> 00:42:38,025 You promised me. No more deals. 939 00:42:38,059 --> 00:42:39,727 No more inventions. 940 00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,029 Sweetheart, it is not like that at all, okay? 941 00:42:42,063 --> 00:42:43,864 It is exactly like that! 942 00:42:48,235 --> 00:42:50,704 So, do you think I should cancel 943 00:42:50,738 --> 00:42:52,973 the wedding of my daughter to the son 944 00:42:53,007 --> 00:42:55,743 of the Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court 945 00:42:55,776 --> 00:43:01,082 so she could marry you, a hillbilly inbred meat puppet? 946 00:43:01,115 --> 00:43:02,750 You think that's a good idea? 947 00:43:02,783 --> 00:43:04,185 I'll tell you what else. 948 00:43:04,218 --> 00:43:06,787 They got walkie talkies without cords, you know? 949 00:43:06,821 --> 00:43:08,355 And they got radios without cords. 950 00:43:08,389 --> 00:43:10,224 And I bought my daughter something like that 951 00:43:10,257 --> 00:43:12,026 when she was three months old. 952 00:43:12,059 --> 00:43:15,162 Senator, this is like a phone, but smarter. 953 00:43:15,196 --> 00:43:17,832 Look, I will give you 500 shares regardless of what happened 954 00:43:17,865 --> 00:43:19,300 just because I feel so bad 955 00:43:19,333 --> 00:43:21,669 about what's happening to Gloria and the past investment. 956 00:43:21,702 --> 00:43:24,071 Look, I am trying to do everything I can 957 00:43:24,105 --> 00:43:25,639 to make this right. Let me fix this. 958 00:43:25,673 --> 00:43:27,108 Well, I'll tell you what, 959 00:43:27,141 --> 00:43:28,109 you better have invented something 960 00:43:28,142 --> 00:43:29,777 that cuts through prison bars 961 00:43:29,810 --> 00:43:31,278 because that's what you're going to need. 962 00:43:34,248 --> 00:43:35,983 Bad sex again? 963 00:43:36,016 --> 00:43:37,384 No. 964 00:43:37,418 --> 00:43:38,953 Barry pretending to be a copilot 965 00:43:38,986 --> 00:43:41,088 to sneak on the plane and try and win me back. 966 00:43:41,122 --> 00:43:43,124 Barry, like, Barry your ex, Barry? 967 00:43:43,157 --> 00:43:44,258 Yes. 968 00:43:44,291 --> 00:43:45,759 Barry stowed onto the plane. 969 00:43:45,793 --> 00:43:48,729 I don't even know a man I'm about to marry. 970 00:43:48,762 --> 00:43:51,332 I can't seem to find a way to join a Mile High Club. 971 00:43:51,365 --> 00:43:53,701 This thing is just such a drag. 972 00:43:53,734 --> 00:43:55,136 Oh my gosh, look at me, hey. 973 00:43:55,169 --> 00:43:57,905 You are awesome. 974 00:43:57,938 --> 00:44:00,908 We're your best friends, and we always will be. 975 00:44:00,941 --> 00:44:02,376 Barry is a stupid idiot, 976 00:44:02,409 --> 00:44:04,445 and of course he wants you back because, duh. 977 00:44:04,478 --> 00:44:06,447 And the new guy you're about to marry? 978 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,183 He's the luckiest man on the planet. 979 00:44:09,216 --> 00:44:12,086 We are going to get you in the Mile High Club today, 980 00:44:12,119 --> 00:44:13,721 and then after that, 981 00:44:13,754 --> 00:44:15,856 you can go and live your life to the fullest. 982 00:44:15,890 --> 00:44:17,691 Okay. 983 00:44:17,725 --> 00:44:18,893 -Groovy. -Yes. 984 00:44:23,898 --> 00:44:26,767 Bambi! I've decided that today 985 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,736 will be my final day as a stewardess. 986 00:44:28,769 --> 00:44:31,205 From now on, I'm going to focus all of my energy 987 00:44:31,238 --> 00:44:33,908 on my real dream of becoming an actress. 988 00:44:33,941 --> 00:44:35,342 What? 989 00:44:35,376 --> 00:44:37,311 When we land, I'm going to turn in my uniform 990 00:44:37,344 --> 00:44:38,913 and my regulation pantyhose. 991 00:44:38,946 --> 00:44:42,883 Oh, land? We can't land. 992 00:44:42,917 --> 00:44:44,952 Bambi, honey, what's wrong? 993 00:44:44,985 --> 00:44:47,821 Nothing, it's just that the wheels are stuck 994 00:44:47,855 --> 00:44:48,956 and they can't come down, 995 00:44:48,989 --> 00:44:51,025 but we can pray this away. 996 00:44:51,058 --> 00:44:53,327 That's what Jesus is going to do. 997 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,863 You know, I have a lot of cats at home. 998 00:44:55,896 --> 00:44:57,198 Do you think they're going to miss me? 999 00:44:57,231 --> 00:44:58,132 I don't know. 1000 00:44:58,165 --> 00:45:01,101 What if one of my friends is a mechanic? 1001 00:45:01,135 --> 00:45:02,836 Could this be fixed from the inside? 1002 00:45:02,870 --> 00:45:05,739 Yes. Yes, absolutely, yes. 1003 00:45:05,773 --> 00:45:08,108 -Yes! -Yes, okay. 1004 00:45:09,877 --> 00:45:11,178 Holy crap. 1005 00:45:11,212 --> 00:45:13,113 That's real heavy, man. 1006 00:45:13,147 --> 00:45:15,115 Suzie says that you're a mechanic. 1007 00:45:15,149 --> 00:45:17,451 My dad has a shop and I know some stuff, 1008 00:45:17,484 --> 00:45:20,421 but that's more like jeeps and trucks. 1009 00:45:20,454 --> 00:45:22,423 This is an airplane. 1010 00:45:22,456 --> 00:45:24,124 This is going to take two people. 1011 00:45:24,158 --> 00:45:25,527 No, no, but this is your thing. 1012 00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:27,127 This is what you were meant to do. 1013 00:45:27,161 --> 00:45:28,162 You can save us. 1014 00:45:28,195 --> 00:45:30,831 Like Batman and Robin. 1015 00:45:30,864 --> 00:45:32,499 Or Simon and Garfunkel. 1016 00:45:32,534 --> 00:45:34,101 Is she okay? 1017 00:45:34,134 --> 00:45:36,036 Not really. 1018 00:45:36,070 --> 00:45:37,004 I don't know, you guys. 1019 00:45:38,105 --> 00:45:39,073 I'll do it. 1020 00:45:41,108 --> 00:45:44,278 Probably takes a real men to do it anyways. 1021 00:45:44,311 --> 00:45:47,214 Yeah, and since there aren't any real men here, I'll do it. 1022 00:45:47,248 --> 00:45:50,351 No, man. My dad built these things. 1023 00:45:50,384 --> 00:45:53,988 But here's the thing. It's going to take two people. 1024 00:45:54,021 --> 00:45:55,557 Let's go. 1025 00:45:55,590 --> 00:45:57,358 Unless you're too chicken shit. 1026 00:45:59,026 --> 00:46:01,862 Bye. See you on the other side. 1027 00:46:04,365 --> 00:46:06,033 Wait, wait. 1028 00:46:06,066 --> 00:46:08,435 What can I do? 1029 00:46:08,469 --> 00:46:10,437 I can't believe I'm saying this, but 1030 00:46:10,471 --> 00:46:12,574 I saw how our pilot... 1031 00:46:12,607 --> 00:46:13,974 Yep, me. I'll do it. 1032 00:46:16,076 --> 00:46:17,077 Yes. 1033 00:46:25,953 --> 00:46:29,356 Hello, Mr. Jesus. 1034 00:46:29,390 --> 00:46:32,026 Suzy and Dolores are busy tending to the passengers 1035 00:46:32,059 --> 00:46:33,827 and Bambi is helping with the jammed wheel. 1036 00:46:33,861 --> 00:46:36,531 She just deputized me, so I'm a stewardess now. 1037 00:46:36,564 --> 00:46:40,134 And I'm here to give you what you want. 1038 00:46:40,167 --> 00:46:41,935 Lady, you can't be in here. 1039 00:46:41,969 --> 00:46:44,004 Well, maybe I'm the answer to all your prayers. 1040 00:46:44,038 --> 00:46:45,439 You heard my prayers? 1041 00:46:45,472 --> 00:46:47,308 Mm-hmm. I'm going to be a nun. 1042 00:46:47,341 --> 00:46:49,043 I can hear everybody's prayers. 1043 00:46:49,076 --> 00:46:50,444 A nun? 1044 00:46:50,477 --> 00:46:52,246 But not right now. 1045 00:46:52,279 --> 00:46:54,014 Right now, I'm just me. 1046 00:46:54,048 --> 00:46:55,482 I'm just Candy. 1047 00:46:55,517 --> 00:46:56,518 Candy? 1048 00:46:57,652 --> 00:46:59,019 Sounds sweet. 1049 00:46:59,053 --> 00:47:00,120 Melts in your mouth. 1050 00:47:02,423 --> 00:47:05,025 I don't think we're going to get out of this alive. 1051 00:47:05,059 --> 00:47:06,360 I'm so nervous, I... 1052 00:47:06,393 --> 00:47:08,896 I can barely concentrate on flying. 1053 00:47:08,929 --> 00:47:13,267 Well, maybe I can help you concentrate. 1054 00:47:14,636 --> 00:47:16,170 My king of kings. 1055 00:47:24,311 --> 00:47:27,014 All right. This compartment leads to the APU center. 1056 00:47:27,047 --> 00:47:28,650 Go through cargo and into the avionics center, 1057 00:47:28,683 --> 00:47:30,585 and there you'll find the hydraulic override lever. 1058 00:47:30,618 --> 00:47:33,621 Copacetic, it's do or die time, man. 1059 00:47:33,655 --> 00:47:35,456 Ladies first. 1060 00:47:36,524 --> 00:47:37,592 Good luck. 1061 00:47:37,625 --> 00:47:40,861 Thanks. We're going to need it. 1062 00:47:43,964 --> 00:47:45,065 Rock and roll, man. 1063 00:47:49,002 --> 00:47:50,070 Take these. 1064 00:48:02,416 --> 00:48:04,519 Excuse me. 1065 00:48:04,552 --> 00:48:07,154 Dad, we may not have a lot of time, 1066 00:48:07,187 --> 00:48:08,956 and there's some business I need to settle with Barry, 1067 00:48:08,989 --> 00:48:12,259 regardless of how you feel. 1068 00:48:12,292 --> 00:48:14,962 Gloria, sweetheart, what else can I do to win you back? 1069 00:48:14,995 --> 00:48:18,198 Everything you say can and will be held against you. 1070 00:48:19,534 --> 00:48:22,436 Barry, you're a criminal now. 1071 00:48:22,469 --> 00:48:24,506 I know, I know. I've been self-centered. 1072 00:48:24,539 --> 00:48:26,508 I mean, even today, but I told you about that job, 1073 00:48:26,541 --> 00:48:28,208 and I want to pay your dad back, 1074 00:48:28,242 --> 00:48:31,011 and we can work on repayment plans and I... I... 1075 00:48:31,044 --> 00:48:33,947 Yeah, that plan will take 492 years. 1076 00:48:33,981 --> 00:48:35,983 Shush, Dad, this doesn't concern you. 1077 00:48:36,016 --> 00:48:38,085 Kind of does. 1078 00:48:38,118 --> 00:48:40,588 Barry, I think it's a good first step 1079 00:48:40,622 --> 00:48:44,158 in figuring things out with my dad, but Barry, why? 1080 00:48:44,191 --> 00:48:45,527 Why do you want me so much? 1081 00:48:48,328 --> 00:48:51,331 I mean, you have the sweetest laugh, 1082 00:48:51,365 --> 00:48:54,569 and you encourage my dreams 1083 00:48:54,602 --> 00:48:57,404 and those lips, and your eyes, 1084 00:48:57,438 --> 00:49:02,176 and God, you've got a very hot body. 1085 00:49:02,209 --> 00:49:04,178 Stop it. 1086 00:49:04,211 --> 00:49:06,648 A decent body. 1087 00:49:08,516 --> 00:49:11,519 Well, I don't see myself that way. 1088 00:49:11,553 --> 00:49:14,321 That's okay, because I do. 1089 00:49:14,354 --> 00:49:17,725 I always have, and I always will. 1090 00:49:17,759 --> 00:49:19,594 Oh, Barry. 1091 00:49:22,229 --> 00:49:24,064 -Ugh! -Dad! 1092 00:49:24,097 --> 00:49:25,999 I'm grabbing a barf bag. 1093 00:49:27,067 --> 00:49:28,135 You guys are disgusting. 1094 00:49:28,168 --> 00:49:29,102 Gloria! 1095 00:49:31,238 --> 00:49:34,107 I feel so enlightened... 1096 00:49:36,376 --> 00:49:38,546 and so turned on. 1097 00:49:38,580 --> 00:49:41,081 I'm so upset that I gave in to temptation. 1098 00:49:41,114 --> 00:49:43,585 But I'm also way too high to do anything about it. 1099 00:49:48,255 --> 00:49:49,223 I'm in the sky. 1100 00:49:50,792 --> 00:49:52,426 Yeah, you are. 1101 00:49:53,561 --> 00:49:56,497 Look at those clouds. 1102 00:50:00,267 --> 00:50:01,703 Look at that. 1103 00:50:05,773 --> 00:50:09,376 Your true purpose reveals itself. 1104 00:50:09,409 --> 00:50:14,147 St. Angela, is that really you? 1105 00:50:14,181 --> 00:50:16,316 You must show them what to do. 1106 00:50:16,350 --> 00:50:18,185 Me? 1107 00:50:18,218 --> 00:50:19,687 Trust in the Lord to guide you. 1108 00:50:27,662 --> 00:50:29,664 My son... 1109 00:50:29,697 --> 00:50:33,066 God, is that you? 1110 00:50:33,100 --> 00:50:35,068 Yes, my son. 1111 00:50:35,102 --> 00:50:36,804 Cool. 1112 00:50:36,838 --> 00:50:38,506 Do you not know that your bodies 1113 00:50:38,540 --> 00:50:40,708 are temples of the Holy Spirit, 1114 00:50:40,742 --> 00:50:44,612 who is in you whom you have received from God? 1115 00:50:44,646 --> 00:50:47,582 You are not your own. 1116 00:50:47,615 --> 00:50:49,617 You were bought at a price. 1117 00:50:49,651 --> 00:50:53,453 Therefore, honor God with your bodies. 1118 00:50:53,487 --> 00:50:55,389 What does that mean, Father? 1119 00:50:55,422 --> 00:50:59,059 It means you should totally do her. 1120 00:51:00,193 --> 00:51:01,461 Trust in God. 1121 00:51:03,297 --> 00:51:05,633 Trust in God. 1122 00:51:06,734 --> 00:51:08,302 Fuck me. 1123 00:51:08,335 --> 00:51:10,437 Fuck me until I reach true salvation. 1124 00:51:10,470 --> 00:51:11,405 I can do that. 1125 00:51:13,875 --> 00:51:16,109 Wait, I have to get something. 1126 00:51:16,143 --> 00:51:17,512 Oh, my goodness. 1127 00:51:17,545 --> 00:51:18,513 Where is it? 1128 00:51:21,516 --> 00:51:22,684 Yeah. 1129 00:51:22,717 --> 00:51:24,552 Hey, don't do that. 1130 00:51:24,586 --> 00:51:26,253 That's not yours. 1131 00:51:26,286 --> 00:51:27,755 Ow, shit. 1132 00:51:27,789 --> 00:51:30,490 That's my bag. 1133 00:51:30,525 --> 00:51:31,859 You see, that's my name. 1134 00:51:31,893 --> 00:51:33,193 -Oh. -That's me. 1135 00:51:33,226 --> 00:51:34,696 Sorry. 1136 00:51:34,729 --> 00:51:36,496 Man, you hit really hard. 1137 00:51:38,298 --> 00:51:39,266 Oh, yeah. 1138 00:51:39,299 --> 00:51:40,735 Hey, what is that? 1139 00:51:40,768 --> 00:51:43,303 Oh, some sort of rock star elephant tranquilizer 1140 00:51:43,337 --> 00:51:45,405 to calm your nerves? 1141 00:51:45,439 --> 00:51:46,774 Which you need, by the way. 1142 00:51:46,808 --> 00:51:48,710 These are my fun drugs, all right? 1143 00:51:48,743 --> 00:51:51,144 Not that it's any of your business. 1144 00:51:51,178 --> 00:51:53,246 And lady, an elephant tranquilizer 1145 00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,349 couldn't chill your tight ass out. 1146 00:51:57,484 --> 00:52:00,688 Hey, I happen to like my tight ass. 1147 00:52:05,492 --> 00:52:08,228 Gloria, please give me another chance. 1148 00:52:08,261 --> 00:52:09,697 Barry, please. 1149 00:52:09,731 --> 00:52:11,264 I don't want to spend the last moments 1150 00:52:11,298 --> 00:52:12,533 of my life regretting my choices. 1151 00:52:12,567 --> 00:52:13,801 This plane is going to crash. 1152 00:52:13,835 --> 00:52:15,803 What do you mean the plane is going to crash? 1153 00:52:15,837 --> 00:52:17,939 What are you talking about? 1154 00:52:17,972 --> 00:52:19,439 What is going on here? 1155 00:52:19,473 --> 00:52:21,909 -We're going down to the ground. -What? 1156 00:52:21,943 --> 00:52:23,778 Honey, I never loved your mother. 1157 00:52:23,811 --> 00:52:25,913 I wanted to tell you that before we died. 1158 00:52:31,251 --> 00:52:32,252 You okay? 1159 00:52:32,285 --> 00:52:33,420 What? Yeah. 1160 00:52:33,453 --> 00:52:34,656 Drinks? 1161 00:52:34,689 --> 00:52:35,890 No, okay, something's wrong. 1162 00:52:35,923 --> 00:52:37,725 I have a sense about these things. 1163 00:52:37,759 --> 00:52:39,661 I don't think I'm supposed to tell you. 1164 00:52:39,694 --> 00:52:41,829 Okay, now you have to tell me. That's like the rule. 1165 00:52:45,933 --> 00:52:47,735 The wheels won't go down. 1166 00:52:47,769 --> 00:52:49,771 So can't we just glide? 1167 00:52:49,804 --> 00:52:51,739 If we were over water. 1168 00:52:53,541 --> 00:52:56,878 This isn't a water plane. We are not over water. 1169 00:52:56,911 --> 00:52:59,714 So what happens? We crash? 1170 00:52:59,747 --> 00:53:01,415 Yeah. 1171 00:53:01,448 --> 00:53:02,382 Oh. 1172 00:53:03,885 --> 00:53:05,586 Liz, can I tell you? 1173 00:53:05,620 --> 00:53:07,354 Uh... 1174 00:53:07,387 --> 00:53:09,590 -I just thought that... -Mmm, mmm. 1175 00:53:11,759 --> 00:53:12,994 Sorry, go on. 1176 00:53:13,027 --> 00:53:15,963 When we were talking earlier, I, um... 1177 00:53:15,997 --> 00:53:17,699 We don't have a lot of time, right? 1178 00:53:17,732 --> 00:53:19,567 Mm-mm. 1179 00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,970 So you had sex with my cousin and it didn't go well. 1180 00:53:23,004 --> 00:53:25,006 You feel weird. 1181 00:53:25,039 --> 00:53:28,843 You're starting to have weird feelings towards me. 1182 00:53:28,876 --> 00:53:30,678 Never felt that way towards a woman. 1183 00:53:30,712 --> 00:53:32,714 Mm-mm. 1184 00:53:32,747 --> 00:53:34,782 Are we going to die? 1185 00:53:34,816 --> 00:53:38,385 I think we should have sex. If you want to. 1186 00:53:38,418 --> 00:53:39,787 Uh, I want to. 1187 00:53:39,821 --> 00:53:40,755 Okay. 1188 00:53:58,305 --> 00:53:59,574 Oh... 1189 00:54:20,061 --> 00:54:21,963 Let me just turn on autopilot first. 1190 00:54:34,474 --> 00:54:35,610 I'll be right back. 1191 00:54:35,643 --> 00:54:36,611 Where are you going? 1192 00:54:46,486 --> 00:54:48,689 Flight 420, are you there? Over? 1193 00:54:48,723 --> 00:54:50,558 You're going down. 1194 00:54:50,591 --> 00:54:51,826 Is that God? 1195 00:54:51,859 --> 00:54:53,628 I don't know. 1196 00:54:53,661 --> 00:54:55,863 But you'll hear angels when I do this. 1197 00:55:02,435 --> 00:55:04,539 Engage your thrust. You need to speed up. 1198 00:55:04,572 --> 00:55:08,743 Don't listen to God. Do not listen to God. 1199 00:55:08,776 --> 00:55:11,112 Slow right on down. 1200 00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:54,354 Look, it's the hydraulic lever. 1201 00:55:57,490 --> 00:55:59,093 Crap. 1202 00:55:59,126 --> 00:56:00,661 It's made with parts before the war. 1203 00:56:01,729 --> 00:56:03,030 Little help? 1204 00:56:03,064 --> 00:56:05,465 Sounds like my dad. 1205 00:56:05,498 --> 00:56:08,703 Question is, which war? 1206 00:56:08,736 --> 00:56:10,538 On the count of three, okay? 1207 00:56:10,571 --> 00:56:12,006 One, two, three. 1208 00:56:38,799 --> 00:56:40,801 You know, you really hurt me back there. 1209 00:56:40,835 --> 00:56:42,904 I'm sorry. 1210 00:56:42,937 --> 00:56:46,507 I have three brothers and I come from a military family. 1211 00:56:46,540 --> 00:56:48,475 Ooh, yeah. 1212 00:56:48,509 --> 00:56:50,011 That's going to leave a mark. 1213 00:56:50,044 --> 00:56:51,612 I'll live. 1214 00:57:01,122 --> 00:57:02,189 Whoa! 1215 00:57:02,223 --> 00:57:03,858 Right. 1216 00:57:03,891 --> 00:57:05,126 We're supposed to hate each other, I forgot. 1217 00:57:05,159 --> 00:57:07,561 No, you idiot. 1218 00:57:07,595 --> 00:57:09,664 Why does it feel like we're still falling? 1219 00:57:09,697 --> 00:57:11,799 We fixed the hydraulic. 1220 00:57:11,832 --> 00:57:13,601 Maybe we weren't fast enough. 1221 00:57:13,634 --> 00:57:15,502 And we're going to die any minute. 1222 00:57:15,536 --> 00:57:16,737 Any minute. 1223 00:57:22,777 --> 00:57:23,811 Wait. 1224 00:57:23,844 --> 00:57:25,212 Oh, my God. 1225 00:57:25,246 --> 00:57:27,014 I was just about to have amazing sex. 1226 00:57:27,048 --> 00:57:28,950 But we're going to die before it happens. 1227 00:57:28,983 --> 00:57:31,919 Really? You're my type. 1228 00:57:31,953 --> 00:57:33,587 You're totally my type. 1229 00:57:33,621 --> 00:57:37,525 Einstein with like a Raquel Welch bod. 1230 00:57:37,558 --> 00:57:42,462 Congratulations, because you are totally not my type. 1231 00:57:44,765 --> 00:57:47,568 But I think we can make it work. 1232 00:57:47,601 --> 00:57:48,636 Let's do it. 1233 00:57:48,669 --> 00:57:50,037 Do what? 1234 00:57:50,071 --> 00:57:51,038 It. 1235 00:58:03,284 --> 00:58:06,053 Everyone, please stay seated. 1236 00:58:08,089 --> 00:58:10,024 Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. 1237 00:58:10,057 --> 00:58:11,892 Oh, yes. Oh, Jesus. 1238 00:58:11,926 --> 00:58:14,128 She's a very sweet girl. She's going to be a nun. 1239 00:58:14,161 --> 00:58:16,797 Does she know that? 1240 00:58:16,831 --> 00:58:18,299 She really loves Jesus. 1241 00:58:18,332 --> 00:58:20,835 I mean, she loves Jesus. 1242 00:58:20,868 --> 00:58:21,902 Jesus. 1243 00:58:21,936 --> 00:58:22,870 Sounds like she found Him. 1244 00:58:24,638 --> 00:58:26,240 Ah! 1245 00:58:29,577 --> 00:58:30,811 Come to Snake. 1246 00:58:41,255 --> 00:58:42,323 Yeah, you like that? 1247 00:58:42,356 --> 00:58:43,924 Yeah, I do. 1248 00:58:43,958 --> 00:58:45,926 -Who's the rock star, baby? -Oh, yeah. 1249 00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:49,063 Iron Snake, yeah. Say my name. 1250 00:58:49,096 --> 00:58:51,332 -I don't know your name. -It's Iron Snake. 1251 00:58:51,365 --> 00:58:52,933 -Iron Snake! -Iron Snake! 1252 00:58:52,967 --> 00:58:54,001 Hey, what's your real name? 1253 00:58:54,035 --> 00:58:56,704 No autographs for you. 1254 00:58:56,737 --> 00:58:59,807 Bad girl. 1255 00:59:03,010 --> 00:59:05,613 Ooh! Yeah, just like this. 1256 00:59:05,646 --> 00:59:07,048 Oh, you're going to break my hole! 1257 00:59:07,081 --> 00:59:09,984 Oh, yeah, that's right, snakes go in so deep. 1258 00:59:10,017 --> 00:59:11,318 Oh, yeah. 1259 00:59:11,352 --> 00:59:12,586 Oh, hiss at me, baby. 1260 00:59:12,620 --> 00:59:14,789 Yeah. 1261 00:59:23,864 --> 00:59:24,799 Oh, yeah... 1262 00:59:44,785 --> 00:59:46,787 -Oh, you like that? -I do! 1263 00:59:46,821 --> 00:59:47,922 Oh, yeah, you like this position? 1264 00:59:47,955 --> 00:59:49,290 I love it. 1265 00:59:49,323 --> 00:59:50,691 This is called an Iron Snake ride. 1266 00:59:50,724 --> 00:59:52,293 -Oh, yeah. -Yeah. 1267 00:59:52,326 --> 00:59:53,928 Oh, come on. 1268 00:59:53,961 --> 00:59:55,162 Oh, yeah, unplug my pipes. 1269 00:59:55,196 --> 00:59:57,164 Oh, yeah. Oh, who's my groupie now? 1270 00:59:57,198 --> 00:59:58,632 You're my groupie. 1271 00:59:58,666 --> 01:00:00,167 -No, I don't like that. -Oh, yes you do. 1272 01:00:00,201 --> 01:00:01,235 Oh, I like that. 1273 01:00:01,268 --> 01:00:02,903 Oh, yeah, you like that? 1274 01:00:02,937 --> 01:00:05,272 Oh, groupie, groupie, groupie, groupie, groupie. 1275 01:00:14,081 --> 01:00:16,183 Oh, wow. 1276 01:00:17,251 --> 01:00:18,819 Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. 1277 01:00:18,853 --> 01:00:20,087 Wow. 1278 01:00:21,155 --> 01:00:23,924 Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. 1279 01:00:25,359 --> 01:00:27,928 Oh, I'm going to miss that. 1280 01:00:29,763 --> 01:00:31,132 That. 1281 01:00:32,900 --> 01:00:34,835 You want to fly this plane 1282 01:00:34,869 --> 01:00:37,872 so that we don't die, and everything? 1283 01:00:37,905 --> 01:00:40,040 -Oh, okay. -Okay. 1284 01:00:40,074 --> 01:00:41,108 Yeah, yeah. 1285 01:00:43,911 --> 01:00:45,179 Oh! 1286 01:00:47,982 --> 01:00:49,183 What? 1287 01:00:49,216 --> 01:00:51,785 Jesus. Jesus? 1288 01:00:55,222 --> 01:00:58,792 Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. 1289 01:01:00,828 --> 01:01:02,129 Oh my God. 1290 01:01:06,033 --> 01:01:08,836 Do you want a beer or something? 1291 01:01:14,441 --> 01:01:16,010 I can blow you. 1292 01:01:17,478 --> 01:01:20,114 Oh my God. 1293 01:01:20,147 --> 01:01:22,216 Oh my God, Jesus is dead. 1294 01:01:22,249 --> 01:01:26,053 Oh, Jesus is dead. Jesus is dead. 1295 01:01:26,086 --> 01:01:27,922 Are you dead? 1296 01:01:27,955 --> 01:01:29,190 Oh my God. 1297 01:01:31,258 --> 01:01:32,760 I'm going to climax! 1298 01:01:32,793 --> 01:01:35,062 -Oh yeah, I'll come with you. -Okay. 1299 01:01:50,878 --> 01:01:52,346 Oh, that was amazing. 1300 01:01:52,379 --> 01:01:54,348 I think we broke the plane. 1301 01:01:54,381 --> 01:01:55,449 Holy cow. 1302 01:01:58,185 --> 01:02:00,187 Want to help Snake with the lever? 1303 01:02:00,221 --> 01:02:01,455 Oh, okay. 1304 01:02:01,488 --> 01:02:03,257 No, no, no, no, not that lever. 1305 01:02:03,290 --> 01:02:05,125 -That lever. -Oh, yeah. 1306 01:02:13,568 --> 01:02:16,103 I think that worked. Again. 1307 01:02:17,271 --> 01:02:19,873 Your body's so lethal. 1308 01:02:19,907 --> 01:02:21,141 Very. 1309 01:02:27,948 --> 01:02:29,283 I can't fly the plane! 1310 01:02:29,316 --> 01:02:34,288 I'm still drunk and I feel a little high 1311 01:02:34,321 --> 01:02:36,323 and I'm definitely on drugs. 1312 01:02:36,357 --> 01:02:38,425 All because I'm going to be a nun. 1313 01:02:38,459 --> 01:02:40,394 Oh my God. 1314 01:02:46,967 --> 01:02:48,869 Where am I? 1315 01:02:48,902 --> 01:02:51,272 You're dead, Jesus. 1316 01:02:51,305 --> 01:02:52,574 I'm dead? 1317 01:02:52,607 --> 01:02:54,308 Yeah, you're dead. You're dead. 1318 01:02:54,341 --> 01:02:56,343 I don't know, I don't know. I don't know anymore. 1319 01:02:56,377 --> 01:02:58,979 Just, um... just stay here. 1320 01:02:59,013 --> 01:03:01,015 I'm going to go get some help 1321 01:03:01,048 --> 01:03:04,451 and you just come right on out that door in three days. 1322 01:03:04,485 --> 01:03:06,787 -Three days? -Three days. 1323 01:03:12,326 --> 01:03:15,597 Candy? Are you okay? 1324 01:03:15,630 --> 01:03:17,464 I killed Jesus. 1325 01:03:17,498 --> 01:03:19,333 What? 1326 01:03:19,366 --> 01:03:21,135 He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. 1327 01:03:21,168 --> 01:03:23,437 He's going to come out of that cockpit in three days 1328 01:03:23,470 --> 01:03:25,839 and we're going to celebrate his res-- 1329 01:03:25,873 --> 01:03:27,575 Erection. 1330 01:03:30,244 --> 01:03:34,381 Erection. I said erection. 1331 01:03:34,415 --> 01:03:36,383 I'm going to go to hell. I'm going to hell. 1332 01:03:36,417 --> 01:03:38,919 Candy? Candy? Shhh. 1333 01:03:38,952 --> 01:03:39,920 Focus. 1334 01:03:39,953 --> 01:03:41,589 What happened? 1335 01:03:41,623 --> 01:03:45,159 I fucked the only person who can land this plane's brains out. 1336 01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:55,903 Daddy, daddy, daddy. You have to let him go. 1337 01:03:55,936 --> 01:03:57,505 He's the only man who can fly the plane. 1338 01:03:57,539 --> 01:04:00,240 He's a fake pilot, honey. A scam artist. 1339 01:04:00,274 --> 01:04:03,210 He's right, Gloria. I'm just a flimflam man. 1340 01:04:03,243 --> 01:04:05,913 I'm a con man. A grifter. 1341 01:04:05,946 --> 01:04:07,981 I don't deserve your trust. I never have. 1342 01:04:08,015 --> 01:04:10,150 Well, do you love me? 1343 01:04:10,184 --> 01:04:11,352 Of course I love you. 1344 01:04:11,385 --> 01:04:12,920 Is that real? 1345 01:04:12,953 --> 01:04:14,922 It's the only real thing that I know. 1346 01:04:14,955 --> 01:04:17,024 Well, that is good enough for me. 1347 01:04:17,057 --> 01:04:18,926 Now you go and fly that plane. 1348 01:04:18,959 --> 01:04:20,194 Daddy, you have to let him go. 1349 01:04:27,635 --> 01:04:30,237 Oh, well... 1350 01:04:30,270 --> 01:04:33,440 The only place you're going is prison for 15 to 20 years. 1351 01:04:40,147 --> 01:04:41,348 Don't get pregnant, honey. 1352 01:04:41,382 --> 01:04:43,117 What? 1353 01:04:44,686 --> 01:04:45,919 Whoa. 1354 01:04:45,953 --> 01:04:48,188 You guys want to get high? 1355 01:04:48,222 --> 01:04:49,223 Captain! 1356 01:04:49,256 --> 01:04:50,558 No? All right. 1357 01:04:54,361 --> 01:04:56,363 Take him to the lounge. 1358 01:04:56,397 --> 01:04:58,165 Stressed out. 1359 01:04:58,198 --> 01:05:00,200 Where's the happy girl? Where's the happy girl? 1360 01:05:00,234 --> 01:05:01,536 Hi, happy girl. 1361 01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,575 Barry can fly the plane. 1362 01:05:07,609 --> 01:05:09,611 Oh! No, wait. He can't. 1363 01:05:09,644 --> 01:05:12,146 Well, but he's wearing a pilot's outfit. 1364 01:05:12,179 --> 01:05:13,515 Who's flying the plane? 1365 01:05:13,548 --> 01:05:14,982 Jesus. 1366 01:05:15,015 --> 01:05:16,383 No, he's high. 1367 01:05:16,417 --> 01:05:18,285 The plane has autopilot. We'll be fine... 1368 01:05:18,318 --> 01:05:19,319 For now. 1369 01:05:19,353 --> 01:05:20,555 I hate flying. 1370 01:05:20,588 --> 01:05:24,057 Planes go boom, boom, and they crash. 1371 01:05:24,091 --> 01:05:27,027 Well, he clearly suffered multiple concussions 1372 01:05:27,060 --> 01:05:29,631 from some kind of a strenuous activity in the cockpit. 1373 01:05:29,664 --> 01:05:31,298 Candy, what did you give him? 1374 01:05:31,331 --> 01:05:34,067 Everything. 1375 01:05:36,336 --> 01:05:37,572 Ugh... 1376 01:05:37,605 --> 01:05:39,406 Wait, where are you going? 1377 01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:41,709 I'm going to go help Otto land the plane. 1378 01:05:41,743 --> 01:05:45,078 Did she just say she's going to help land the plane? 1379 01:05:45,112 --> 01:05:46,648 Woo! 1380 01:05:46,681 --> 01:05:48,315 -Wait. Oh, wait. -Wait. 1381 01:05:48,348 --> 01:05:50,050 Candy, don't go in the cockpit alone. 1382 01:05:50,083 --> 01:05:51,619 -We're coming. -Goodbye. 1383 01:05:55,690 --> 01:05:57,257 Oh! 1384 01:05:57,291 --> 01:05:59,627 Okay, all right. This is ridiculous. 1385 01:05:59,661 --> 01:06:00,994 I need to do something. 1386 01:06:01,028 --> 01:06:02,730 You've already done something, buddy. 1387 01:06:02,764 --> 01:06:04,431 Okay, look, look. I know by putting on this suit, 1388 01:06:04,465 --> 01:06:06,366 it doesn't make me a captain. 1389 01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:08,135 But what I didn't tell your daughter is that 1390 01:06:08,168 --> 01:06:09,537 I used to fly my dad's prop plane every summer 1391 01:06:09,571 --> 01:06:11,338 when I grew up in Iowa. 1392 01:06:11,371 --> 01:06:13,741 Okay, this is different, but the fundamentals are the same. 1393 01:06:13,775 --> 01:06:15,743 -I'm going. -Sit down! 1394 01:06:15,777 --> 01:06:17,679 Do you really hate me that much, 1395 01:06:17,712 --> 01:06:19,246 that you would risk your own daughter's life 1396 01:06:19,279 --> 01:06:21,181 just to prove what a charlatan you think I am? 1397 01:06:27,822 --> 01:06:29,089 I hate you. 1398 01:06:32,059 --> 01:06:33,661 Don't make me regret this. 1399 01:06:37,297 --> 01:06:38,766 I won't. Thank you, Senator. 1400 01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:40,668 Go! 1401 01:06:45,472 --> 01:06:48,242 God, hello? It's me, Candy. 1402 01:06:48,275 --> 01:06:49,644 Okay, everybody out! 1403 01:06:49,677 --> 01:06:51,245 I only want Gloria in here. 1404 01:06:51,278 --> 01:06:52,614 I don't know how to fly a plane, Barry. 1405 01:06:52,647 --> 01:06:53,748 It's okay. It's okay. 1406 01:06:53,781 --> 01:06:55,517 You're going to encourage me to fly 1407 01:06:55,550 --> 01:06:57,317 because I always do my best work with you by my side. 1408 01:06:57,351 --> 01:06:58,520 And I'm not going to give you up now, okay? 1409 01:06:58,553 --> 01:07:00,087 -Okay. -Okay. 1410 01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:01,221 Okay, I'll take care of the passengers. 1411 01:07:01,255 --> 01:07:02,590 Great. 1412 01:07:02,624 --> 01:07:04,659 Oh, good luck, because God isn't answering, 1413 01:07:04,692 --> 01:07:06,193 because it's all my fault. 1414 01:07:06,226 --> 01:07:07,662 We're probably going to hell 1415 01:07:07,695 --> 01:07:10,230 because I screwed the brains out of Jesus, and now... 1416 01:07:10,264 --> 01:07:11,599 It's okay. He'll forgive you. 1417 01:07:15,369 --> 01:07:17,572 -You got this? -We got this. 1418 01:07:17,605 --> 01:07:19,541 -Okay, okay. -Okay. 1419 01:07:25,245 --> 01:07:26,714 Hang in there, babe. 1420 01:07:26,748 --> 01:07:28,616 Hello? Can anyone hear me? 1421 01:07:28,650 --> 01:07:30,284 Nothing? 1422 01:07:30,317 --> 01:07:32,286 No, we're on our own. 1423 01:07:32,319 --> 01:07:34,121 Okay, so maybe if we make a small descent, 1424 01:07:34,154 --> 01:07:37,625 we can pick a short-range signal or find a runway or something. 1425 01:07:37,659 --> 01:07:39,426 Um, sure that could work. 1426 01:07:43,230 --> 01:07:44,197 Whoa. 1427 01:07:45,567 --> 01:07:47,134 Whoa. 1428 01:07:47,167 --> 01:07:49,503 Candy, is that the pilot? 1429 01:07:49,537 --> 01:07:52,306 Oh, I'm sorry. It's all my fault. 1430 01:07:52,339 --> 01:07:53,273 Yikes. 1431 01:07:55,442 --> 01:07:58,846 Well, at least I just had the best sex of my life. 1432 01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:00,748 And that's worth something. 1433 01:08:00,782 --> 01:08:01,783 Wow, really? 1434 01:08:01,816 --> 01:08:04,284 -Yeah. -Oh my gosh. 1435 01:08:04,318 --> 01:08:08,690 Hey, since we're going to die and all, can I ask a favor? 1436 01:08:08,723 --> 01:08:11,526 Yeah, anything. 1437 01:08:11,559 --> 01:08:14,361 All aboard. All aboard. 1438 01:08:19,601 --> 01:08:22,704 Everyone, I have some heavy news. 1439 01:08:22,737 --> 01:08:25,339 To get you up to speed, my name is Candy 1440 01:08:25,372 --> 01:08:28,275 and I'm going to be a nun. Yay, me! 1441 01:08:28,308 --> 01:08:29,911 And me and my girls are going to D.C. 1442 01:08:29,944 --> 01:08:31,879 because Gloria's getting married. 1443 01:08:31,913 --> 01:08:33,514 Yay! 1444 01:08:33,548 --> 01:08:38,285 Okay, the pilot's not technically dead. 1445 01:08:38,318 --> 01:08:40,655 -What do you mean? -The pilot's dead? 1446 01:08:40,688 --> 01:08:45,459 No, no, not dead, but cannot fly the plane. 1447 01:08:45,492 --> 01:08:49,262 But Barry, who is pretending to... 1448 01:08:49,296 --> 01:08:52,800 Oh, um, act like I didn't say that. 1449 01:08:52,834 --> 01:08:58,806 Not a real pilot is going to fly the plane. 1450 01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:02,844 -Pretending was better. -Yes, I see that now. 1451 01:09:02,877 --> 01:09:07,715 Anyway, bottom line, we're screwed. 1452 01:09:07,749 --> 01:09:10,852 We're so screwed, we're so fucked. 1453 01:09:10,885 --> 01:09:12,553 No, no, no, no, no, wait. 1454 01:09:12,587 --> 01:09:14,221 What's going on out there? 1455 01:09:14,254 --> 01:09:16,724 Shh. I can't hear them. 1456 01:09:16,758 --> 01:09:19,927 Wait, I waited to get onto this plane 1457 01:09:19,961 --> 01:09:23,531 to take chances that I should have been taking my entire life. 1458 01:09:23,564 --> 01:09:25,365 And that's just not right, 1459 01:09:25,399 --> 01:09:27,869 that is not living, that is unliving. 1460 01:09:27,902 --> 01:09:31,606 And now when we might only have 20 more minutes left to live, 1461 01:09:31,639 --> 01:09:35,943 we get to decide how we want to live. 1462 01:09:35,977 --> 01:09:37,612 -20 minutes? -20 minutes? 1463 01:09:37,645 --> 01:09:40,548 Do we go out with a whimper or a bang? 1464 01:09:40,581 --> 01:09:42,817 Do we face death with our heads between our legs? 1465 01:09:42,850 --> 01:09:45,553 Or each other's legs? 1466 01:09:45,586 --> 01:09:47,454 Do we go out laughing or crying? 1467 01:09:47,487 --> 01:09:49,222 Screaming or dreaming? 1468 01:09:49,256 --> 01:09:51,726 So, what's it going to be? 1469 01:10:03,303 --> 01:10:04,639 Everyone's so quiet. 1470 01:10:04,672 --> 01:10:06,574 This is how we're going to die? 1471 01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:15,382 Only you can save them, Candy. 1472 01:10:16,551 --> 01:10:19,286 One hit will set them free. 1473 01:10:19,319 --> 01:10:23,356 The Lord is listening, Candy. Set them free. 1474 01:10:23,390 --> 01:10:24,859 I know what to do. 1475 01:10:24,892 --> 01:10:27,762 Do what, Candy? 1476 01:10:27,795 --> 01:10:30,330 The secret's in these little guys. 1477 01:10:30,363 --> 01:10:33,901 Just one hit, and we can set them free. 1478 01:10:33,935 --> 01:10:35,636 Okay. 1479 01:10:35,670 --> 01:10:37,572 Set them free. 1480 01:10:37,605 --> 01:10:39,607 Great idea. 1481 01:10:45,378 --> 01:10:47,849 The ultimate mile high club. 1482 01:10:53,988 --> 01:10:56,323 Okay, the plane is going to fall apart! 1483 01:10:56,356 --> 01:10:58,425 Ease back on the speed! 1484 01:10:58,458 --> 01:11:00,293 I don't know how! 1485 01:11:00,327 --> 01:11:01,662 I mean, all these controls look the same! 1486 01:11:01,696 --> 01:11:04,431 -Barry! Calm down! -I don't know how! 1487 01:11:04,464 --> 01:11:08,069 Breathe! Okay, all right. 1488 01:11:08,102 --> 01:11:09,537 Is this better? 1489 01:11:09,570 --> 01:11:11,404 Yeah. 1490 01:11:13,808 --> 01:11:15,710 Whoa! 1491 01:11:22,083 --> 01:11:23,551 Make way for Bambi! 1492 01:11:24,819 --> 01:11:27,021 -Ready? -Woo! 1493 01:11:34,662 --> 01:11:36,531 Woo! 1494 01:11:40,568 --> 01:11:43,538 If we're going to party, let's party. 1495 01:11:46,674 --> 01:11:47,742 Woo! 1496 01:12:00,453 --> 01:12:01,956 Woo! 1497 01:12:14,702 --> 01:12:18,438 Okay, I'm getting my bearings, but the wheel's still sticking. 1498 01:12:18,471 --> 01:12:21,142 I just need one small controlled burst 1499 01:12:21,175 --> 01:12:22,543 on the right side of the plane. 1500 01:12:22,577 --> 01:12:23,644 From inside the plane? 1501 01:12:23,678 --> 01:12:25,580 Uh... Sure, yeah. 1502 01:12:25,613 --> 01:12:27,380 Okay, I have an idea. 1503 01:12:28,616 --> 01:12:30,151 Hello everyone! 1504 01:12:30,184 --> 01:12:32,887 This is Gloria from inside the cockpit, 1505 01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:35,022 and we need your help. 1506 01:12:35,056 --> 01:12:36,891 So if you could just keep doing what you're doing, 1507 01:12:36,924 --> 01:12:39,459 but do it to the right side of the plane, 1508 01:12:39,492 --> 01:12:41,996 and do it hard, okay? 1509 01:12:42,029 --> 01:12:43,998 To the right! 1510 01:12:51,038 --> 01:12:52,139 Did it work? 1511 01:12:52,173 --> 01:12:54,075 No, I don't think so. 1512 01:12:54,108 --> 01:12:55,643 Okay... Um... 1513 01:12:55,676 --> 01:12:57,678 On the count of three, everybody jump! 1514 01:12:59,046 --> 01:13:00,982 One, two, three! 1515 01:13:04,552 --> 01:13:06,921 One, two, three! 1516 01:13:13,694 --> 01:13:16,063 It worked. The wheel is free. 1517 01:13:16,097 --> 01:13:17,665 We're going to be okay. 1518 01:13:17,698 --> 01:13:19,166 I think we should still be able to land. 1519 01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:21,202 Barry, you did it! 1520 01:13:21,235 --> 01:13:23,004 No, we did it. 1521 01:13:25,706 --> 01:13:27,808 Gloria, you guys did it! 1522 01:13:27,842 --> 01:13:30,477 We all did it! 1523 01:13:30,511 --> 01:13:32,847 This isn't the Bachelorette party I was dreaming off, 1524 01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:35,516 and we didn't join the Mile High Club, but... 1525 01:13:35,549 --> 01:13:36,651 I did. 1526 01:13:36,684 --> 01:13:38,119 I did, and it was awesome. 1527 01:13:38,152 --> 01:13:41,022 -I did, twice, technically. -Oh! 1528 01:13:41,055 --> 01:13:43,090 Oh, well, that's great. 1529 01:13:43,124 --> 01:13:44,926 That's good for you guys. 1530 01:13:44,959 --> 01:13:48,195 And now, Candy, you can be a nun. 1531 01:13:58,773 --> 01:14:00,473 Barry, what was that? 1532 01:14:00,508 --> 01:14:01,676 We're under attack! 1533 01:14:01,709 --> 01:14:02,743 Nazis! 1534 01:14:02,777 --> 01:14:04,679 -It's the fuel line. -Huh? 1535 01:14:04,712 --> 01:14:07,548 We lost an engine. We're going down. 1536 01:14:07,581 --> 01:14:09,884 We maybe have two minutes before we crash. 1537 01:14:14,055 --> 01:14:15,923 Okay! 1538 01:14:15,957 --> 01:14:17,024 I don't want to die! 1539 01:14:21,195 --> 01:14:23,631 Save us! 1540 01:14:23,664 --> 01:14:27,134 Nobody panic! 1541 01:14:27,168 --> 01:14:28,636 Get down! Stay in the driver's seat! 1542 01:14:45,152 --> 01:14:46,721 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1543 01:14:46,754 --> 01:14:48,189 No... Gloria! 1544 01:14:48,222 --> 01:14:49,924 Gloria, wake up, please! 1545 01:14:49,957 --> 01:14:53,961 Barry? Are we dead yet? 1546 01:14:53,995 --> 01:14:55,730 Not yet. 1547 01:14:55,763 --> 01:14:59,000 Good. I have an idea. 1548 01:15:07,174 --> 01:15:08,576 -Barry! -Oh! 1549 01:15:08,609 --> 01:15:10,044 Are you okay? 1550 01:15:10,077 --> 01:15:12,013 Gloria! Yeah! I am now. 1551 01:15:15,016 --> 01:15:17,018 How's your head? 1552 01:15:17,051 --> 01:15:18,886 Okay. We're gonna be okay. 1553 01:15:18,919 --> 01:15:19,920 Okay, okay. 1554 01:15:23,691 --> 01:15:24,825 Hello. 1555 01:15:24,859 --> 01:15:27,128 We're not on a train, are we? 1556 01:15:28,195 --> 01:15:30,097 We're on a submarine. 1557 01:15:30,131 --> 01:15:31,832 Upscope. Whoa. 1558 01:15:33,667 --> 01:15:35,636 I screwed the brains out of you. 1559 01:15:35,669 --> 01:15:39,340 So it's only logical that I can screw them back into you. 1560 01:15:39,373 --> 01:15:40,708 Huh? 1561 01:15:42,176 --> 01:15:45,946 Come on, Jesus. It's time to come again. 1562 01:15:45,980 --> 01:15:47,014 Cool. 1563 01:15:50,718 --> 01:15:52,053 I have an idea. 1564 01:15:52,086 --> 01:15:53,954 When I lived on the farm with my dad in Iowa-- 1565 01:15:53,988 --> 01:15:55,689 I thought you grew up in Los Angeles. 1566 01:15:55,723 --> 01:15:57,158 Oh, no, I did. I went to school there. 1567 01:15:57,191 --> 01:15:59,126 But every summer I'd go to my dad's 1568 01:15:59,160 --> 01:16:00,628 and help him on the farm. 1569 01:16:00,661 --> 01:16:01,862 And I'd crop dust his field every week. 1570 01:16:01,896 --> 01:16:03,764 Even in the bad weather. 1571 01:16:03,798 --> 01:16:05,900 So I know how to stop us from crashing. 1572 01:16:05,933 --> 01:16:08,669 I just have to adjust our flight path a little bit. 1573 01:16:08,702 --> 01:16:10,638 And then we'll go down at a steeper angle 1574 01:16:10,671 --> 01:16:12,873 and use more runway for landing. 1575 01:16:12,907 --> 01:16:14,742 We can... 1576 01:16:14,775 --> 01:16:17,311 Oh, Barry, talk more pilot to me. 1577 01:16:17,344 --> 01:16:19,713 Just have to deploy the flaps. 1578 01:16:19,747 --> 01:16:21,148 Just at the right angle. 1579 01:16:21,182 --> 01:16:22,817 I don't want to... 1580 01:16:22,850 --> 01:16:25,653 increase our drag or reduce our controllability. 1581 01:16:25,686 --> 01:16:28,889 Well, you can deploy my flaps anytime. 1582 01:16:30,124 --> 01:16:31,158 Huh? 1583 01:16:32,326 --> 01:16:33,894 Oh. 1584 01:16:33,928 --> 01:16:35,096 Yeah. 1585 01:16:36,163 --> 01:16:37,098 Yeah. 1586 01:16:39,233 --> 01:16:41,135 Oh, um, let's land the plane first, baby. 1587 01:16:41,168 --> 01:16:42,303 Oh. 1588 01:17:22,810 --> 01:17:23,944 You're speaking Spanish. 1589 01:17:25,346 --> 01:17:26,881 What is happening? 1590 01:17:27,982 --> 01:17:29,150 Who's flying the plane? 1591 01:17:30,784 --> 01:17:31,952 Thank you, Jesus. 1592 01:17:33,287 --> 01:17:34,722 Both of you. 1593 01:17:40,995 --> 01:17:42,296 Jesus? 1594 01:17:42,329 --> 01:17:44,865 It's Jesus. The J is silent. 1595 01:17:44,899 --> 01:17:46,300 I'll take it from here. 1596 01:17:46,333 --> 01:17:47,968 Okay, okay. 1597 01:17:48,002 --> 01:17:50,771 Sir, I am so sorry for sneaking on to this flight. 1598 01:17:50,804 --> 01:17:52,106 It will never happen again. 1599 01:17:52,139 --> 01:17:53,741 Hey, hey, hey. Don't be sorry. 1600 01:17:53,774 --> 01:17:55,843 God forgives. 1601 01:17:55,876 --> 01:17:57,711 Plus, this has been the greatest ride of my life. 1602 01:17:57,745 --> 01:17:59,146 -Get out of here. -Okay. 1603 01:18:00,814 --> 01:18:03,717 Turn off the autopilot and land this plane. 1604 01:18:04,985 --> 01:18:06,453 Gloria, wait! 1605 01:18:13,093 --> 01:18:14,862 Daddy, are you okay? 1606 01:18:14,895 --> 01:18:16,197 I will be when we get to D.C. 1607 01:18:16,230 --> 01:18:17,231 and put this whole thing behind us. 1608 01:18:17,264 --> 01:18:18,766 Of course. 1609 01:18:18,799 --> 01:18:21,402 Hey, give us a minute. Sit down here. 1610 01:18:21,435 --> 01:18:22,369 Okay. 1611 01:18:25,272 --> 01:18:26,941 What do you see in that guy? 1612 01:18:26,974 --> 01:18:28,842 He's so stupid. 1613 01:18:28,876 --> 01:18:30,778 And look at him. 1614 01:18:30,811 --> 01:18:32,079 Come on, honey. 1615 01:18:32,112 --> 01:18:34,915 Daddy, honestly, I see a lot of you in him. 1616 01:18:34,949 --> 01:18:37,384 He's just the man who's willing to put it 1617 01:18:37,418 --> 01:18:40,187 all on the line for the person he loves. 1618 01:18:40,221 --> 01:18:41,355 Well, somebody had to raise you. 1619 01:18:41,388 --> 01:18:43,224 Mm-hmm. 1620 01:18:43,257 --> 01:18:46,193 Hey, don't marry that Butch guy. 1621 01:18:46,227 --> 01:18:48,229 I've made my peace with it. It'll be fine. 1622 01:18:48,262 --> 01:18:51,198 No, no, you aren't the one who spent your campaign funds 1623 01:18:51,232 --> 01:18:55,436 on a cock-a-mamie deal like reusable wallpaper. 1624 01:18:55,469 --> 01:18:58,939 I mean, see, I am like him. 1625 01:18:58,973 --> 01:19:01,108 That sounds very stupid. 1626 01:19:01,141 --> 01:19:02,309 We have a lot in common. 1627 01:19:02,343 --> 01:19:03,944 No. 1628 01:19:03,978 --> 01:19:05,946 Daddy, the judge is going to be even more furious 1629 01:19:05,980 --> 01:19:07,248 if I don't marry his son. 1630 01:19:09,216 --> 01:19:11,485 Deal's a deal, and it was my deal to begin with. 1631 01:19:11,519 --> 01:19:14,121 If they put you in jail, I... 1632 01:19:14,154 --> 01:19:17,258 Honey, they don't put politicians in jail. 1633 01:19:17,291 --> 01:19:19,793 I can't risk it. For your sake. 1634 01:19:19,827 --> 01:19:21,128 And for Barry's sake. 1635 01:19:21,161 --> 01:19:23,130 I'm going to marry the judge's son. 1636 01:19:26,867 --> 01:19:28,369 We're about to land. 1637 01:19:28,402 --> 01:19:31,872 Everyone needs to be seated with their seatbelts fastened. 1638 01:19:31,905 --> 01:19:33,474 Barry, I have a special seat in the back 1639 01:19:33,508 --> 01:19:34,808 with your name on it. 1640 01:19:34,842 --> 01:19:35,809 -Oh. -Come with me. 1641 01:19:37,444 --> 01:19:39,013 -Bye, everyone. -Bye. 1642 01:19:51,992 --> 01:19:53,528 Coming in hot. Coming in hot. 1643 01:19:57,197 --> 01:19:58,198 Come on. 1644 01:20:19,621 --> 01:20:21,155 Come on, come on, come on. 1645 01:20:23,190 --> 01:20:27,928 Flight 420, you're smoking. Nice landing. 1646 01:20:30,097 --> 01:20:31,932 Oh, thank you, thank you. 1647 01:20:34,935 --> 01:20:37,237 Oh... 1648 01:20:38,506 --> 01:20:41,408 Good girl. Good girl. 1649 01:20:48,650 --> 01:20:52,086 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to D.C. 1650 01:20:52,119 --> 01:20:53,253 We hope you enjoyed your flight. 1651 01:20:53,287 --> 01:20:55,155 Move. Ew, out of here. 1652 01:20:55,189 --> 01:20:58,025 The weather in our nation's capital is a crisp 69 degrees. 1653 01:20:58,058 --> 01:21:00,562 We apologize for any unplanned pregnancies, 1654 01:21:00,595 --> 01:21:02,630 venereal diseases, or rug burns 1655 01:21:02,664 --> 01:21:04,331 you may have experienced during our flight. 1656 01:21:04,365 --> 01:21:06,934 We thank you for flying DTF airlines, 1657 01:21:06,967 --> 01:21:08,102 and we hope you have a beautiful day. 1658 01:21:10,938 --> 01:21:13,340 Holy... 1659 01:21:13,374 --> 01:21:14,542 Woo! 1660 01:21:17,579 --> 01:21:18,879 I love my job. 1661 01:21:32,192 --> 01:21:36,698 My best friend circle just got so much bigger. 1662 01:21:36,731 --> 01:21:39,466 And this flight was the best. 1663 01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:41,935 That's where I met Jesus. 1664 01:21:41,969 --> 01:21:43,504 And I met Liz. 1665 01:21:43,538 --> 01:21:46,440 And I met whatever this is. 1666 01:21:46,473 --> 01:21:48,242 Your destiny, baby. 1667 01:21:51,546 --> 01:21:54,582 And I can finally be with you. 1668 01:21:54,616 --> 01:21:56,183 With my dad's blessing. 1669 01:21:56,216 --> 01:21:57,284 And we can get married and live... 1670 01:21:57,317 --> 01:21:59,186 -Happily ever... -Happily ever... 1671 01:21:59,219 --> 01:22:03,257 After... you get married to my son. 1672 01:22:03,290 --> 01:22:05,660 Surprise! 1673 01:22:05,693 --> 01:22:07,127 That's Butch. 1674 01:22:07,161 --> 01:22:09,029 Oh, my God, are you Gloria? 1675 01:22:09,062 --> 01:22:11,633 No, I'm Barry. 1676 01:22:11,666 --> 01:22:14,435 Hey, just tell me you're Gloria. I can make this work. 1677 01:22:14,468 --> 01:22:17,004 Gloria Attwater. 1678 01:22:17,037 --> 01:22:20,508 Is a very beautiful and very hairy daughter-in-law. 1679 01:22:20,542 --> 01:22:23,511 Yeah, we need to cut this hair to something more manageable. 1680 01:22:23,545 --> 01:22:26,280 Judge William Caulk? 1681 01:22:26,313 --> 01:22:28,015 He's one of the Supremes. 1682 01:22:28,048 --> 01:22:30,050 Oh, I get it. He's a singer. 1683 01:22:30,083 --> 01:22:31,553 Oh, stick to acting. 1684 01:22:31,586 --> 01:22:33,621 Judge... 1685 01:22:33,655 --> 01:22:36,724 Your honor, your Eminence, 1686 01:22:36,758 --> 01:22:39,761 Gloria won't be marrying your son. 1687 01:22:39,794 --> 01:22:40,728 She'll be marrying me. 1688 01:22:42,797 --> 01:22:45,032 Your son doesn't really seem like the marrying type. 1689 01:22:45,065 --> 01:22:47,501 Ooh. 1690 01:22:47,535 --> 01:22:49,069 What's your name, son? 1691 01:22:49,102 --> 01:22:50,772 Barry Montgomery. 1692 01:22:50,805 --> 01:22:54,274 You're very brave to stand up to a Supreme Court justice. 1693 01:22:54,308 --> 01:22:56,511 That shows me that you must love this young lady a lot. 1694 01:22:56,544 --> 01:22:58,345 Yeah, I do. 1695 01:22:58,378 --> 01:23:00,582 Especially since one word from me and I could put you in jail. 1696 01:23:00,615 --> 01:23:02,015 Forever. 1697 01:23:02,049 --> 01:23:04,151 No, Barry here has done nothing wrong. 1698 01:23:04,184 --> 01:23:06,487 It's me that's broken promises. 1699 01:23:06,521 --> 01:23:09,389 No, young lady, there's been no broken promises yet. 1700 01:23:09,423 --> 01:23:15,229 Now, there will be a marriage but only between you and my son. 1701 01:23:20,668 --> 01:23:22,236 Is that a D minor? 1702 01:23:24,471 --> 01:23:26,039 Oh, will you turn your toy off? 1703 01:23:26,073 --> 01:23:27,274 Sorry, yeah. 1704 01:23:27,307 --> 01:23:29,276 Now, listen. Butch, get over here. 1705 01:23:29,309 --> 01:23:31,345 There will be a marriage here, right now. 1706 01:23:31,378 --> 01:23:33,581 -What, here? -Yes, right here. 1707 01:23:33,615 --> 01:23:35,650 Yes, I have a photographer, we can take a few pictures. 1708 01:23:35,683 --> 01:23:38,085 And then in two days, we'll go have a reception 1709 01:23:38,118 --> 01:23:40,153 at the slave quarters in Mount Vernon, 1710 01:23:40,187 --> 01:23:42,055 where every dignified politician 1711 01:23:42,089 --> 01:23:43,123 and right-wing thinking celebrity 1712 01:23:43,156 --> 01:23:44,458 will be in attendance. 1713 01:23:44,491 --> 01:23:47,461 Otherwise, your father will be arrested. 1714 01:23:47,494 --> 01:23:49,096 Whoa. 1715 01:23:49,129 --> 01:23:51,699 I'll have you exposed as a communist. 1716 01:23:51,733 --> 01:23:53,535 Your hippy boyfriend there, 1717 01:23:53,568 --> 01:23:56,370 he'll be exposed as a pedophile or a Democrat. Same thing. 1718 01:23:56,403 --> 01:23:58,105 It's fine, it's fine. I'll marry Butch. 1719 01:23:58,138 --> 01:23:59,306 Good answer. 1720 01:23:59,339 --> 01:24:01,576 But Gloria, you don't have to do this. 1721 01:24:01,609 --> 01:24:04,111 Whatever he has on you, we'll help you figure it out. 1722 01:24:05,580 --> 01:24:08,616 I don't know, Bo. He seems really powerful. 1723 01:24:08,650 --> 01:24:10,518 But yeah, sure, sure, we'll figure it out. 1724 01:24:10,552 --> 01:24:13,287 Mm-hmm. I can pray. 1725 01:24:13,320 --> 01:24:15,823 It's okay, ladies. 1726 01:24:15,857 --> 01:24:18,091 I know a lot of people marry for the wrong reasons, 1727 01:24:18,125 --> 01:24:19,861 but I'll be married for the right ones. 1728 01:24:19,894 --> 01:24:21,261 It'll be fine. 1729 01:24:21,295 --> 01:24:23,230 But Gloria, you're never gonna get to 1730 01:24:23,263 --> 01:24:24,699 join the Mile High Club. 1731 01:24:24,732 --> 01:24:26,233 Seems pretty overrated anyway. 1732 01:24:26,266 --> 01:24:29,303 -No, it's awesome. -It's amazing. 1733 01:24:29,336 --> 01:24:31,305 Candy? 1734 01:24:31,338 --> 01:24:33,206 I don't remember what we're talking about. 1735 01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:34,308 Come on. 1736 01:24:34,341 --> 01:24:36,711 Everyone, get in position, okay? 1737 01:24:36,744 --> 01:24:37,745 Good. 1738 01:24:37,779 --> 01:24:39,279 Why do you wanna do this? 1739 01:24:39,313 --> 01:24:41,649 Okay, if I do this, I stay in the will, 1740 01:24:41,683 --> 01:24:43,685 and the man has generational wealth, okay? 1741 01:24:43,718 --> 01:24:46,253 Oh, God, you are working it so well. 1742 01:24:46,286 --> 01:24:49,423 And that blouse... 1743 01:24:49,456 --> 01:24:52,459 Dearly beloved, we are all gathered here today 1744 01:24:52,492 --> 01:24:55,228 for the, ah, let's get with it. 1745 01:24:55,262 --> 01:24:56,196 Here you go. 1746 01:24:57,532 --> 01:24:59,399 With this ring, I thee wed. 1747 01:24:59,433 --> 01:25:00,635 Don't do it, Gloria. 1748 01:25:00,668 --> 01:25:01,836 Barry? 1749 01:25:01,869 --> 01:25:03,403 Is that the bomb again? 1750 01:25:03,437 --> 01:25:04,539 -It works. -Hey, stay back. 1751 01:25:04,572 --> 01:25:05,573 It works. 1752 01:25:08,308 --> 01:25:10,377 My transmogrifier. 1753 01:25:10,410 --> 01:25:12,412 You don't have to marry him. I have your father's money. 1754 01:25:12,446 --> 01:25:14,281 What? 1755 01:25:14,314 --> 01:25:15,650 My transmogrifier. 1756 01:25:15,683 --> 01:25:18,318 Some guy in California wants to buy my patent. 1757 01:25:18,352 --> 01:25:21,321 Wants to turn it into a smart phone or something. 1758 01:25:21,355 --> 01:25:23,925 Don't be ridiculous. Phones can't be smart. 1759 01:25:23,958 --> 01:25:25,860 It's gonna be huge, Gloria. 1760 01:25:25,893 --> 01:25:27,562 They're gonna wire the funds to your father's account. 1761 01:25:30,230 --> 01:25:33,200 My wonders, my inventions, 1762 01:25:33,233 --> 01:25:34,468 they're finally taking off. 1763 01:25:34,501 --> 01:25:36,804 I knew it. Mondo cool! 1764 01:25:36,838 --> 01:25:38,573 You're my inspiration, Gloria. 1765 01:25:38,606 --> 01:25:41,475 You putz! You ruined everything. 1766 01:25:41,509 --> 01:25:42,644 Barry! 1767 01:25:42,677 --> 01:25:43,811 Oh! 1768 01:25:45,613 --> 01:25:46,581 You just hit... 1769 01:25:46,614 --> 01:25:48,315 -No. -Hit a woman! 1770 01:25:49,383 --> 01:25:51,552 Are you okay? 1771 01:25:51,586 --> 01:25:53,554 We got it on camera! Right there. 1772 01:25:53,588 --> 01:25:55,957 -No. -Security! 1773 01:25:55,990 --> 01:25:58,258 I am a Judge. I can do what I want! 1774 01:25:58,291 --> 01:26:00,227 I have tenure. I don't care. 1775 01:26:00,260 --> 01:26:02,530 He socked me! 1776 01:26:03,698 --> 01:26:04,899 Game, set, match, bitch! 1777 01:26:04,932 --> 01:26:08,670 Oh, no. Your inheritance. 1778 01:26:08,703 --> 01:26:11,806 Sweetheart, don't even worry. 1779 01:26:11,839 --> 01:26:15,543 This is better than a sham wedding, okay? 1780 01:26:15,576 --> 01:26:18,378 This is blackmail. 1781 01:26:18,412 --> 01:26:20,815 Okay, this is the only language my dad speaks. 1782 01:26:20,848 --> 01:26:22,884 May I? 1783 01:26:22,917 --> 01:26:26,688 This will set me up for life. 1784 01:26:26,721 --> 01:26:27,655 Okay. 1785 01:26:30,323 --> 01:26:31,592 Beautiful. 1786 01:26:31,626 --> 01:26:32,727 Bye. 1787 01:26:34,327 --> 01:26:36,764 Gloria, I'm so sorry. 1788 01:26:36,798 --> 01:26:38,265 For what? 1789 01:26:38,298 --> 01:26:39,600 This was supposed to be your wedding. 1790 01:26:39,634 --> 01:26:42,269 I'm sorry. 1791 01:26:42,302 --> 01:26:45,338 It still can be, if you'll have me. 1792 01:26:46,841 --> 01:26:48,910 But, Judge Caulk just left. 1793 01:26:48,943 --> 01:26:50,444 I can marry you. 1794 01:26:50,477 --> 01:26:51,946 Because you're Jesus? 1795 01:26:51,979 --> 01:26:54,381 Because I'm a pilot and it's Jesus. 1796 01:26:54,414 --> 01:26:56,316 The J is silent. 1797 01:26:56,349 --> 01:26:57,752 Right. 1798 01:26:57,785 --> 01:26:59,554 What do you say, Gloria? 1799 01:26:59,587 --> 01:27:00,888 Yes! 1800 01:27:00,922 --> 01:27:03,658 Yes? 1801 01:27:05,392 --> 01:27:07,260 Gotta love these charter flights. 1802 01:27:07,294 --> 01:27:08,963 Get to wear my own uniform. 1803 01:27:16,037 --> 01:27:17,038 All right, all right, all right, all right. 1804 01:27:17,071 --> 01:27:18,840 We gotta make this quick. 1805 01:27:18,873 --> 01:27:19,974 I don't want to leave that cockpit unmanned too long. 1806 01:27:20,007 --> 01:27:21,576 You understand? 1807 01:27:21,609 --> 01:27:23,310 Is he even ordained for that? 1808 01:27:23,343 --> 01:27:27,280 Of course he is. He's Jesus. 1809 01:27:27,314 --> 01:27:29,050 He has the same authority to marry people 1810 01:27:29,083 --> 01:27:31,619 the way that ship captains do. 1811 01:27:31,652 --> 01:27:33,020 Yeah, all right. 1812 01:27:33,054 --> 01:27:34,722 All right, you two love each other, right? 1813 01:27:34,756 --> 01:27:37,625 -You wanna marry her? -Oh, yeah. 1814 01:27:37,658 --> 01:27:39,660 -You wanna marry him? -Absolutely. 1815 01:27:39,694 --> 01:27:41,529 All right, well then by the authority given to me 1816 01:27:41,562 --> 01:27:43,463 by the... the... 1817 01:27:43,497 --> 01:27:46,067 Well, I guess I gave myself. 1818 01:27:46,100 --> 01:27:48,002 You guys are married now. 1819 01:27:49,971 --> 01:27:52,405 You may kiss the bride. Make it good. 1820 01:28:02,449 --> 01:28:03,885 What a day. 1821 01:28:03,918 --> 01:28:06,554 I told you anything could happen at 30,000 feet. 1822 01:28:06,587 --> 01:28:09,422 The higher the plane, the closer to God. 1823 01:28:09,456 --> 01:28:12,425 Just think about what we can do without the gravity 1824 01:28:12,459 --> 01:28:15,462 of fear and inhibition holding us down. 1825 01:28:15,495 --> 01:28:16,697 See, I told you. 1826 01:28:16,731 --> 01:28:18,866 The Mile Hot Club isn't just a sex thing. 1827 01:28:18,900 --> 01:28:19,934 It's a way of life. 1828 01:28:19,967 --> 01:28:21,501 Whatever. 1829 01:28:23,805 --> 01:28:25,405 Baby, what's wrong? 1830 01:28:25,438 --> 01:28:28,441 Everybody joined the Mile High Club, except for us. 1831 01:28:28,475 --> 01:28:30,745 Well, why don't we join them? 1832 01:28:32,046 --> 01:28:34,715 In the bathroom? 1833 01:28:34,749 --> 01:28:35,883 Isn't that tradition? 1834 01:28:37,450 --> 01:28:39,319 Mile High Club, baby! 125891