All language subtitles for yes_dear_s06e02_gregs_a_mooch

Good morning. Good morning.

Oh, Tim, wow, bacon and eggs.

This is just like the breakfast
Christine makes me every morning.

Except it's not in a hot pocket.

And it's hot.

You know, uh, Tim, just because you're
living in our house now doesn't mean you

have to make us breakfast.

Christine, Christine, hey, your sister
is going through a very rough time right

now. And if doing this makes her feel
better, who are we to... Oh, you broke

yolk.

It's good this way.

Look, I'm sure Greg's going to get a job
soon. You guys are going to have enough

money to fix up your house in no time.
Kim, Greg is way too good at his job to

be out of work for long.

And I keep telling him that, but that
doesn't stop him from obsessing about it

every second of the day.

I got my hair cut last week. He hasn't
even noticed it yet.

I'm starting to worry about him a
little.

Good morning, everybody. What a
beautiful morning it is.

Well, you're in a good mood, aren't you?
Of course I am, because today I'm going

to get a job.

That's great, honey. Do you have an
interview?

No.

Do you have a lead on a job?

Not even.

So, Greg, what makes you think you're
going to get a job today? I'm going to

a job today because I made a little
change in my resume.

Um, what's different about it? The font.
The font is bigger.

Oh, who am I kidding? I'm not getting a
job today.

Font doesn't matter. You are a smart,
qualified guy. Stop obsessing about

tiny little detail.

Well, I got to get out there and show
them that I'm still in the game.

Where are you going to go?

I'm going to try to sneak on the
universal lot. I found a soft spot in

perimeter yesterday.

You have to pretend like you're going to
the back draft ride and then cut

through the psycho house.

I

can't

let you sneak on that lot, Greg.

I'm a security guard, remember?

Not at that studio.

Yeah, it doesn't matter. It's part of
the security guard's code.

We like to think of it as the fat blue
line.

Well, I gotta do something.

Yes, you do. You need to stop worrying
so much. Jimmy, stop worrying. I don't

have a job. My house is filled with
toxic mold that I can't afford to fix.

Well, at least you got your health. I
have chest pains!

Because you keep worrying, okay? Listen,
in time, okay, a month, six months,

whatever, you've got to get another job.
In the meantime, you're staying with

us, okay? Everything's taken care of. So
just relax.

Let the days go by.

Enjoy not having to pay bills.

Jeez, Jimmy, you should start a cult.

Yeah, you could be the Reverend Sung
Young Mooch.

See? Right there. That's the difference
between you and me, okay? I love having

you and your family here. I would never
ever begrudge you or complain about how

much you put me out. Jimmy, when your
family moved in, you took away my media

room. When we moved in, we took away a
room with a drain in the middle of a

floor.

Greg, listen to me, okay?

You need to look at this time off from
work as a gift.

Do you really want to look back and say,
all I did with it was worry?

You got to make each day great.

And how am I supposed to do that?

I don't know. Do something you love. I
mean, something that you never have

enough time for. Why don't you go play
some golf?

I guess I could. I don't think Kim's
going to think it's such a great idea,

playing golf, when I should be looking
for work.

Honey, do you think it'd be okay if I
left for a little... Yeah, Steve! Get

of the house! Go!

She's a good woman.

Hello. Greg Warner.

Hi, I'm David Faraday.

Out of work, huh?

No, not really. This is pretty much what
I... Look, it's nothing to be ashamed

of.

Wow, I can't believe I'm out here today.

I've been so busy with work these past
few years, I've hardly had any time to

get out here on the golf course.

Yeah, I'm guessing you don't watch a
whole lot on television either.

Wow.

You have been out of work a long time.

I spend pretty much four days a week on
the golf course.

Damn economy.

Son of a stupid, stupid, stupid!

Hey, listen, if I wanted to hear that, I
would have stayed at home with my wife.

Oh, it's just so frustrating.

Everything else in my life stinks. Why
should this be any different?

Well, look where you are. You're on a
golf course. The day is perfect. You're

out here to enjoy yourself.

Why don't you just relax?

Everything else can wait right now.

And that's what you've got to do with
your life, too.

Everything else can wait. Make every day
great.

That's what my brother -in -law has been
telling me.

He's right. Stop worrying about all this
crap.

And you might want to play that driver a
little further up on your front foot,

too.

Wow.

What did you say your name was again?

David Faharty.

David Faharty.

Got it.

Thanks.

Look, I don't want to put the hex on you
here, but have you ever broken 80?

No. Well, you got this for 79.

What's that?

Yep. To break 80.

Maybe a cup outside the left.

Well, here goes.

You know what? It really doesn't matter.

Hey!

Congratulations. Thanks.

Hey, look at that. You got your name
right on your putter.

Yeah, actually, I designed it.

Wow, you have been out of work a long
time.

Hey. Hey, how was golf?

It was a beautiful day.

The course was immaculate.

The grass was amazing.

I saw this big, white, fluffy cloud. I
couldn't believe it. I wish you could

have seen it.

Did you play well?

79. But that's over. I'm in this moment
now.

Look at your haircut. It looks great.

Wow.

So, why don't you tell me about your
day?

Oh, well, you don't really want to hear
about it. I'm sure you've got other

stuff to do.

Well, what do I have to do right now
that's more important than hearing about

wife's day?

Okay.

Well, it was nothing special, really. I
went to the post office because we were

out of stamps.

Stamps? Good thinking. Can't mail a
letter without them.

What else?

Well, when I got home, I did some
gardening. I put in some tomato plants.

Tomatoes. Mmm, come spring, we're going
to have some tasty salads around here.

Um, Greg, that amazing grass you were
talking about...

Did you, uh, bring

any home for Mommy?

Just had a great day, that's all, you
know?

obsessed about the little problems
anymore.

Since you've been running around all
day, how about I pick up the kids from

school? They'd love that.

Yeah. And you know, we have an hour
before school lets out.

Meaning?

Well, I'm just thinking it's the middle
of the afternoon and we've got the house

all to ourselves.

Yeah?

Well, why don't I grab a couple of beers
and you meet me in our room?

Fool around in the middle of the day? We
haven't done that in years.

Well, I just think we should enjoy the
moment.

It's so naughty.

I feel like we're a couple of teenagers.

Really?

People did that as teenagers?

Hey, Matt.

Hey, there he is.

Jimmy, I gotta tell you, you were right.

I'm right?

Wow, I think that's the first time you
ever said that to me.

Oh, come on. I've said it plenty of
times.

Oh, well, see, now I'm wrong again.
Let's go back to where I was right.

I'm talking about the advice you gave me
this morning when you told me I should

live for the moment and enjoy myself.

I've got to tell you, pal, I did that
today, and I think it was one of the

days of my life.

Well, that's great, man.

Hey, what do you got there?

Oh, I found some turkey in your
refrigerator.

Thought I'd make myself a little snack.

Oh. Sounds like a good idea. I think I
might join you.

Well, I think I finished it all off.
There was only just a little... That's

okay. I'll wait for dinner.

Jimmy, I have to tell you, today was
amazing.

I don't think I've ever felt more
connected to my kids than I did today.

When I took them to the park... I didn't
bring my cell phone. I didn't bring my

Blackberry. I didn't bring my pager. I
can't believe how well my pants fit.

Around your waist, you still don't have
a butt.

Well, that's not what Kim said this
afternoon when she was holding on to it

dear life.

What?

We did it for the first time in 10 years
while it was still light out.

I mean, I could see her. She could see
me. And she still went through with it?

Well, something happened today for the
first time, and it felt great.

79.

79? I'm like, Greg, I don't know what
that is.

And I'm married to Christine.

Golf. I shot a 79.

Oh, thank God.

Well, I just want to say thank you. It
was amazing.

The whole day was amazing. Thank you,
Jimmy. Thank you.

You're welcome.

You know what? I think I'm going to do
it all again tomorrow.

And the day after that...

You know, I could do anything I want
now. You know, I think the Dodgers are

playing a day game on Friday. Would you
like to go?

Uh, Greg, I have to work.

Sorry.

How's work going?

Same as always.

Gate goes up, gate goes down.

The only thing that got me through the
last couple hours was the thought of

coming home and cracking open a cold
beer.

What happened to the beer?

I think me and Kim polished those off
right before afternoon delight.

I think there's some cans of V8 in the
back there, though.

Great.

Great.

Excuse us.

Guys, guys, please. Come on. This is our
new furniture.

Yeah, but it's our old furniture.

So this is what you guys do now. You
just sit around all day making whoopee?

Sit, stand.

Lean against the wall.

Well, good thing your room has a drain
in the floor.

Greg went to one of Sammy's school plays
for the first time. Sammy was so

excited to have him there. Oh, I'm so
proud of him. He made a great Hansel.

But between me and you, Gretel needs to
lay off the gingerbread houses.

She was literally chewing on the
scenery.

This last week has been so wonderful.

I haven't enjoyed being with Greg this
much since... Well, I don't know if I've

ever enjoyed being with Greg this much.

what you said to him, Jimmy, but thank
you.

So, Greg, how's the job search going?

Really haven't thought about it. Hey,
did I tell you I shot a 77 yesterday?

Yes. Yes, you did, several times.

I guess you get in a real groove when
you play every day.

You know, I'll be eligible for the
senior tour in about 12 years, and if I

improving at this rate, I might just be
ready.

I think Greg's been ordering pay -per
-view on our TV.

Well, what makes you think it was Greg?

Clay Aiken, live in concert.

Oh, yeah.

Am I supposed to pay for it?

Greg supported us for four years. We
should pay for it if he hires Clay Aiken

himself to come sing in our living room.

God, I hope he didn't hear me.

This is a little much.

Oh, and by the way, I caught that look
you gave him earlier. Oh, come on,

Christine. Okay, the beard.

The food. They're not even trying to get
a job. Who does he remind you of?

No, you're right. I mean, put a baseball
hat on, some ranch dressing on his

shirt, and he's you.

He's a mooch.

He's a mooch.

I am telling you, the guy is a mooch,
mooch, mooch.

Enough.

Besides, don't you think he's entitled
to a little of that? I'm sorry, but Greg

and Kim are having sex every afternoon
while you and I are both working.

something is drastically wrong with the
world.

We owe them, Jimmy.

I guess.

But at least when you and I got busy at
their house, we had the decency to try

to be quiet.

I'm sick and tired of overhearing them
with the, who's your daddy, who's your

daddy?

I know.

I really should tell Kim to keep her
voice down.

Hello? Jimmy?

George Savitsky here.

Oh, hey, Mr. Savitsky.

Well, I haven't, uh, I haven't talked to
you since, uh, since you and the studio

decided to part ways.

You can say it. We didn't part ways.
They fired my ass.

But the joke is on them, because I'm
running Melrose Studios now.

You're kidding me. Nope. I'm over here
in Japan sitting with the board of

directors.

Wow,

Mr. Stravitsky, that is so great.

It really shows you what kind of person
you are that you thought of the security

guards. Well, I didn't.

I thought of Greg, and I had to call you
to find him.

Oh. I've been calling him for two days,
and I can't seem to reach him.

Well, he doesn't live at his house
anymore, so his phone's shut off. Well,

him call me. I need him right away.

Okay, you got it.

So, you don't want to bring the guards,
then?

If you want to come, come.

Well, you sure? Because, I mean, I don't
want to come if you don't, you know,

really want to... Jimmy, come, don't
come.

I love you, Bubby. Do whatever you want,
but get me your brother -in -law.

Okay, I'm gonna come.

Hey, guys, I know a place, but what is
it with you two?

Haven't you ever thought about reading a
book?

Actually, we were about to try something
that caught my eye in this little baby.

Great news. I just got off the phone
with Zavisky. He got the job running

Melrose Studios.

You're kidding.

No, and he wants us to come with him. He
said he couldn't do his job without us.

Greg, that's fantastic.

You see, I told you something would come
through.

Wow, Melrose. I mean, that's the
biggest, oldest, most famous studio in

entertainment business. And Stavitsky's
calling you. He's saying he can't do it

without you. Do you know what a huge
compliment that is?

Oh, this is so exciting, isn't it?

Nah.

I don't think I'm ready to go back to
work yet. What are you talking about?

Jimmy, there's more important things in
life than work. You're the one that

showed me that. This past week has been
the best week of my life, of our lives.

Am I right, Kim?

Yes, definitely.

But... But nothing.

I mean, I need to figure out what I want
to do with the rest of my life.

What are you talking about?

Well, I was thinking about getting my
teaching credentials, you know, just

giving a little something back.

Plus, I signed up to be a docent at the
zoo.

But what about our house?

Don't you want to get it fixed?

I mean, when would we move back in?

Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, you worry too much.

You really do. I mean, we have a roof
over our head, and our bills are being

paid.

Something's going to come along, and
until then, I just want to enjoy the

and whatever it brings.

And you don't have to worry about money,
because that senior tour is coming up a

lot faster than you think.

Get out.

What? Get out of my house.

I want you and your family out of here.

You can't do that. I can't.

And I did.

But you're the one that told me to take
some time off. You're the one that told

me that I should enjoy myself.

And you had it. But enough is enough.

I'm sick and tired of you drinking my
beer, eating my food, watching my TV,

having sex God knows where, and I can't
take it anymore.

But what about what you said? You said
you would never complain about me living

here.

I was wrong.

But, Jimmy, we've only been here two
weeks. You lived with us for four years.

What can I say, Greg? You're a better
man than me.

Now get out.

Mr. Savitsky, it's Greg.

What time on Monday?

Nine o 'clock.

And bring a towel.

We're going to be doing things a little
differently this time.

Konnichiwa, everyone.

It's great to see you all, and it's
great to have the team back together.

Now, clearly, some things are going to
be a little different around here, and

other things are going to be exactly the
same.

So let's get to it, shall we, Warner?

Well, I am so excited about our future
here, and I know the personalities of

everyone in this tub.

But I must warn you... Turning this
place around is not going to be so easy.

I've seen what's coming down the
pipeline, and creatively speaking, the

in a black hole.

Uh,

Warner, Mike's uncle, the astronaut, is
missing in space.

They fear he's been sucked into a black
hole.

Of course, you had no way of knowing
that.

Okay, everybody spread out, folks.