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Oh, sorry. I hope you weren't planning
on eating breakfast.
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You just polished off the rest of the
cereal.
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Oh, what a shame. My doctor told me I
needed to get more Frankenberry in my
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diet.
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Be the big pig.
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Look, I might have poured myself a
little extra cereal. There's no need for
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-calling.
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Jimmy, Logan's not calling you names.
He's reading that book.
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What?
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Look at that. The little man can read.
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Hey, Christine, check this out.
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Go ahead, Logan. Do it again.
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A blue bird, a red hen.
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That's great, Logan.
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Yeah, it's even better than yesterday.
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I mean, you knew he could do this?
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Yes, Jimmy.
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Sometimes when I'm alone with the kids,
I actually turn off the TV and I teach
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them things.
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Yeah, I teach them things, too. Hey,
Logan, show them how I taught you how to
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flip your eyelids inside out.
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I want to read.
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Oh, okay.
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Reading's good, too, I guess.
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Sammy can read, too.
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No, he can't. Yes, he can. I've been
working with him.
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Sam, go ahead, read the page.
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Rooster's a fifth -grade word anyway.
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Rooster. Oh, and he's still got it. Hey,
good reading, buddy.
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Can we buy the TV?
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Yes, you can. Just don't spill.
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What a day, huh? Both Logan and Sam
reading, and Sam reading at a fifth
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level.
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Greg, give it up. He's not reading yet.
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That's no big deal. Everybody learns to
read at their own pace.
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By the way, Greg, you are doing very
well.
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He's kind of weird, though.
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Most of the kids in his class are
reading at least a little bit.
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I hope nothing's wrong with him.
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All right, Sammy.
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Diaper's off, so, uh, hold your fire.
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This is enough to make the diaper genie
go back into the bottle.
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I'm sure it's nothing.
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No, no, nothing at all. I'm sure Sammy
will be reading in no time.
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Well, he might not be able to read, but
when it comes to math, he's a little
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genius. Come here, Sam.
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Watch this.
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Two plus two is... Five!
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Close, four.
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And considering how many numbers there
are, I think missing it by one is pretty
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amazing.
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Family is family is family.
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What's that for? Teaching our kid to
read before Greg's kid.
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Well, you know, I think his teacher had
something to do with that, too.
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Oh, okay. Well, remind me at the next
parent -teacher conference to tell her
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that I owe her a little private time in
the coat room.
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Well, Jimmy, it's not a competition.
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I mean, Sam's our nephew. I want him to
read, too.
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Well, so do I, but in the meantime, this
is driving Greg crazy.
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It's like, who knew reading had an
upside?
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There's something you don't know.
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What if it's not that Logan's extra
smart, but that Sam's extra dumb? Hey,
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take it any way I can get it. Jimmy, I'm
serious.
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What are you talking about?
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When Sam was seven months old, he rolled
off his changing table when I wasn't
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looking, and he landed on his head.
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Oh, my God.
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Seven months old? Yeah. Logan rolled
over at six months old. This is another
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victory. Oh!
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Oh!
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the part of his brain that makes him
read.
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Okay, honey.
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Honey, you're being crazy, all right?
It's not like the brain is divided into
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sections that each serve different
functions.
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Actually, that's exactly how the brain
works.
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Really? Yeah.
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Well, it would take more than one little
bump on the head to, you know... Oh, my
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God.
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One Sunday, I was babysitting Sam and...
Here we go. Oh,
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jeez. We've got to go. The game's
started, Timmy.
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Oh.
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Oh, jeez. Oh, Sammy. I'm sorry. I'm
sorry. I'm sorry. Here. Here. Here.
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How's that?
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How's that?
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How's that?
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Okay. Okay.
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All right.
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All right. That cool?
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Huh? Huh?
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You see, if it was anybody who damaged
the reading part of his brain, it was
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Are you kidding?
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Well, I'd let him hit that floor. He'd
bounce.
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Right, and you may have bonked him, but
I dribbled him.
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Well, I need a drink.
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Yeah, okay, okay. Listen, we should just
relax. You know, maybe he can read, but
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he freezes up when people are watching
him.
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You know, it happens.
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Okay, remember the first night we had
our camcorder?
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Did I apologize for that?
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Well, I guess he could be too stressed
out, right? I mean, maybe we just need
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get him in a relaxed environment where
he can be free to read without all the
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stresses. Yeah, and when we find out he
can read, we'll just have nothing to
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worry about.
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Right, you're right.
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Thanks, honey. I feel better.
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Besides, Christine, look at me, okay? I
took plenty of shots to the head, and
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look how I turned out.
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And now, I need that drink.
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Oh, Sam.
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What's hanging out?
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Now, don't think of us like your parents
or anything, right? There's no pressure
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here. Yeah, we're just like kids who...
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I like to goof around and, I don't know,
read books.
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Good idea.
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Yeah. What do you say, Sam?
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You want to read?
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No.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, jumping's fun, isn't it? Yeah.
I'll tell you what. Why don't we jump
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the way over?
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Come on, Sammy.
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Look.
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It's about a cat who thinks he's a duck
and he tries to fly.
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Come on, Sammy.
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Read.
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Read. Okay, you've got to get in sync
with him, Christine. You've got to jump.
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Jump and jump and jump. Are you in sync
with him, Christine?
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I am trying.
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Great.
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Are you happy I hit him again?
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This is crazy.
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Yeah, money. Go out and play.
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wrong with that kid? He can't sit still.
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Oh, God.
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Jimmy, what if I bruise the reading part
of his brain and you bruise the sitting
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still part?
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Or, looking on the bright side, what if
you bruise the axe murderer part of his
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brain and I bruise the bank robber part?
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Huh? You don't know. We might have just
saved the bank teller from getting axe
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murdered.
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Jimmy, we have to tell Kim and Greg
that...
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We broke their son.
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Why? We didn't tell them when we broke
their blender.
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We didn't tell them when we broke their
washing machine. We just gonna start
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telling them this stuff now?
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Yeah, Jimmy, we have to.
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All right, I'll take the blender and the
washing machine. Jimmy!
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Chances are there's nothing wrong with
them, okay?
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There's no need to say anything.
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I'm sure Sammy's gonna catch up before
we know it.
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Well, I guess there's no harm in...
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Waiting a little while. Of course there
is.
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And then in the meantime, we'll just
downplay the fact that Logan can read
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we won't make such a big deal about it.
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Okay. I can do that.
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All right, now listen, you've got to
stop worrying so much. You've got to
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remember that we're made with strong
skulls designed to protect our brains.
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It's not like when Sammy was a baby, his
skull was soft and mushy.
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Dominic, from now on, when you have to
use the restroom at the mall, instead of
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going in with me, I think it's time you
start using the men's room. But I love
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using the ladies' room.
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Yeah, which is exactly why you should
start using the men's room.
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Growing up so fast.
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Greg and I still can't believe that
Logan is reading.
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Oh, yeah, that.
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You know, it's a total scam.
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He's not really reading.
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What? Yes, he is. I saw him. Oh, no, I
know. He had me fooled, too.
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Turns out he had the whole book
memorized.
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Yeah, he was faking it.
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Yesterday, I gave him a different book
to read.
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Couldn't read a word.
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And then he wet his pants.
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Just in a lot of ways, I think he's
behind Sam.
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Well, I have to admit I'm a little
relieved.
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We were starting to get worried about
Sam.
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We even thought about taking him to see
a specialist to see if he needed help.
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You did?
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You were going to get him checked out?
Maybe...
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Get him some help?
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But now that I know that Logan's not
reading, we don't need to worry.
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Stop! That sign says stop!
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Christine, he just read that sign. He is
reading.
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Kim, come on. All kids know what a stop
sign is.
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That boy's hot dogs.
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It's Jimmy's favorite restaurant. He
points it out to Logan every time we
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by.
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Live nude girl!
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That Jimmy.
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Who wants lollipops? Me!
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Logan, take one of these and pass out
the rest.
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Sour.
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Don't play with it, Logan. Just put it
in your mouth.
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Jimmy, can I talk to you for a minute?
Of course you can.
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Yeah, Dr. Phil was just talking about
how... A healthy marriage is built on
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keeping the lines of communication open,
honest, and sincere.
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Well, I think he hypnotized me.
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I can't stand lying to them anymore.
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All right, Kim and Greg were going to
take Sam to the specialist, but now
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they're not because I told them Logan
couldn't really read.
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Oh, man. I mean, what if Sam isn't
getting the help he needs? Jimmy, we
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tell them we hit him on the head.
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Okay, fine, but can we just help Kim?
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No, no, no, no. She doesn't...
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horrible cry thing where no sound comes
out?
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I know, but every time you tell Greg you
did something wrong, he tortures you by
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asking you the same question over and
over.
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I know, and then he emphasizes different
words to make it sound worse.
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Jimmy, you ate all the Cheetos.
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Jimmy, you ate all the Cheetos?
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Jimmy, you ate all the Cheetos?
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Hey. Hey.
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Hey.
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Um, is Kim around? We kind of need to
tell you guys something.
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Emily's got a cold, so she took her to
the pharmacy to get some cough medicine.
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What's up?
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Oh.
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Okay, well, I guess we can just tell
you.
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Um... Look, a long time ago, when Sam
was a baby, I accidentally let him
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roll off the changing table.
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You let him roll off the table?
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Yes, I did.
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You let him roll off the table.
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Yes, I did.
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You let him roll off the table.
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Jimmy. Okay, and another time I was
watching Sam and I banged his head into
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wall.
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There's no reason to ask if I did it
because I did it.
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I did it.
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Look, we just thought you should know
because we thought maybe a blow to the
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head when he was younger might be the
reason he's not reading.
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Oh, my God.
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Maybe a blow to the head could do
something like that. Oh, my God.
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Okay, well, you just wait till you taste
my brilliant avocado omelet.
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You'll never cry for the breast again.
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At least not till prom night.
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Oh!
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You hit your son in the head with a
frying pan?
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Who are you, Foghorn Leghorn?
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I hit him in the head.
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I hit him in the head.
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I hit him in the head.
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You all did it, Greg. Don't torture
yourself.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, but we just bonked him
on the head with wood and plaster. I
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mean, he hit him in the head with, I'll
say, I'll say, I'll say, I'll steal it!
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Well, you know something? Maybe if you
hadn't knocked the sense out of him
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first, he would have ducked when he saw
the pan coming.
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Well, maybe you should be more careful
about who you let watch your kid.
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You're right. Maybe I should have gone
with my second choice and left him with
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the blind guy playing whack -a -mole.
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Would you two just stop it?
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Look, I think we can all agree none of
us should be left alone with small
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children.
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Come on, we gotta put our heads together
and figure out how to tell Kim so she
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doesn't freak out like Greg did. No, no,
no, no, no. Can't be done. She cannot
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be told.
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She's his mother.
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Here's what we're going to do.
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We're going to have Sam checked out by a
doctor, and that way when we tell Kim,
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we'll know exactly what the problem is.
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Good idea.
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Hopefully we won't have to tell Kim, and
then we won't have to sit through that
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whole annoying crying thing she does.
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All that heaving and nothing coming out.
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That's good. Christine does it good,
too.
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We're the nurse's side.
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She wasn't much help at all.
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I've been back here for over an hour.
Didn't you tell them that Sam's our
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and we want to know what's going on?
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Oh, I wasn't asking her about Sam.
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I was talking about the vending
machines. I got a Twix bar that's stuck
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against the glass.
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Oh, God.
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Hey, guys.
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Hi, Kim.
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Hey, Kim.
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How you doing?
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What are you guys doing here?
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, the pharmacist said there was some
bug going around, so I came to get Emily
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some antibiotics.
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Greg!
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What are you doing here?
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Huh? And where's Sam?
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Sam? Yes, Sam.
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Sam, I don't know where Sam ran off to.
Sam will be finished with his CAT scan
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in a minute.
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Okay, there you go. Sammy's getting a
CAT scan. What are you up to? What?
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Why is Sam getting a CAT scan?
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Anybody want to tackle this?
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Years ago, and we're not exactly sure
how, Sammy might have endured an
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injury to the head.
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Oh, my God.
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And it might be affecting his reading
development.
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Oh, my God.
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We're not exactly sure who's
responsible, but we're pretty sure it's
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It was me.
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What? I'm the one who injured his head.
I've been living with this secret for
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years.
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Babies up.
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And forward.
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And back.
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Oops. That was a close one.
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You almost had a little bump on the
head, Sammy.
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Okay. You better be more careful.
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And babies up.
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And forward.
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And back.
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Don't you listen.
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Feet face east.
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Feet face east.
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Oh, my God. I can't believe it.
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It's my fault he can't read.
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So, Doctor, do you have the results?
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Mm -hmm.
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Sam's CAT scan is perfectly normal.
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All the tests show that he's fine.
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I imagine he'll be reading in no time.
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Thank God.
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So no flattening of the brain and, say,
a pan shape?
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Um, you have nothing to worry about.
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Thank you, Doctor. Come on, Sam, let's
get you home.
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Oh, Sammy, don't forget your lollipop.
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Yay, red!
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Red? That's green.
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Oh, and he's known his color since he
was two.
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Okay, Sammy Everything looks good for
you. Let me just get this light here,
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we will take a look at your eyes all
right
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Wow. Thanks.
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