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Good job, Emily.
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Sammy, you need to eat your vegetables.
Your sister's two years old and she's
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almost as tall as you.
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No.
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Come on, you have to eat your spinach if
you want to grow up to have big, strong
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muscles like your daddy.
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Or, you know, Popeye.
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Sammy, you know, if you don't eat your
vegetables, you're going to grow up to
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have arms like SpongeBob SquarePants.
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Or, you know, Daddy.
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All right, how about this?
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How about if you eat three bites of
spinach, you can have ice cream?
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One bite.
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Okay, two bites of spinach, but you have
to have a carrot. A big carrot?
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You know what? Enough of this. No
negotiating.
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Sammy, you're going to eat all your
vegetables.
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Greg, relax. I've almost closed the deal
over here.
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Okay, two bites of spinach and a medium
carrot.
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No, no negotiations. There was no
negotiations when I was growing up.
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You know what? From now on, he's going
to do what we say, when we say to do it.
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You're right, Greg.
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How about we start that tomorrow?
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Okay. No!
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No, no!
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What did I just say? Starting now.
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Sammy, if you want to eat dessert,
you're going to have to finish all your
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vegetables, period.
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Dad, do we have to finish our vegetables
before we have ice cream?
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Kids, if Daddy has to finish his
vegetables, you have to finish yours.
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Lucky for you, Daddy hates vegetables.
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I do so like them, Sam, I am. I do so
like green eggs and ham.
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No, Sammy's asleep.
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No, you can't.
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No, he's not.
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Get out, get out, get out, get out.
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Can I have one more book?
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No, sorry, buddy. It's your bedtime.
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So why don't you just lay back and close
your eyes and before long
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you'll be... Ready or not, here I come!
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Did anyone come here to hide? No. What
are you doing? Why aren't you guys in
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bed? We weren't tired.
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Daddy said we could play hide and go
seek. Oh, really?
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Imagine that. You're having trouble
falling asleep after your daddy makes
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chunky monkey floats out of Mountain
Dew.
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I see you.
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I'm not tired. Can I play?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Sam. You can. It's past
your bedtime.
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Okay?
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So you need to just lay back, close your
eyes, and very soon you will be off.
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To sleep.
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Okay.
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Wow,
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that
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took a long time.
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Did you just get Sammy to sleep?
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Yeah, it took him a little while to
settle down.
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Monster under his bed?
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Idiot in his toy chest.
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Jimmy and his kids are running around
playing hide -and -go -seek at 9 o
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at night. How are we supposed to get our
kids to eat their vegetables and go to
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bed on time when they see their cousins
doing whatever they want to?
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Come on, it's not that big of a deal.
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Kim, they have no rules. It's like
living with Vikings.
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Worse, at least after the Vikings raped
and pillaged, they moved on.
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I hear what you're saying, but, you
know, we raise our kids one way, they
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their kids another.
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Who are we to tell them what to do? Who
are we? They're benefactors, the owners
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of their rent -free house, the teat at
which they suck!
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So, what are we supposed to do?
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You need to talk to them.
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Me? Yeah, she's your sister.
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I can't tell them what they can and
can't do with their kids. It's all...
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I don't care if it is awkward.
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We need to say something. We have a
responsibility to our children. We're
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supposed to be the adults here.
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Hey. Hey.
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Hey,
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guys.
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Kim seems to think we need to talk about
something.
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What's up?
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Um... Look, it's kind of getting
difficult to enforce the rules with
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around here when he sees his cousins
running around doing whatever they want
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You know, like eating their vegetables
or going to bed on time.
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Look, guys, in an ideal world, this
would never come up.
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But since we all live together, it's
very unfair to Sammy.
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I see what you're saying, Kim, but it's
tricky.
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We've got two sets of parents here, and
they both have their own style.
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Yeah, I see what you're saying, but only
one has their own house.
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So that's the way it's going to be, huh?
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Until you move.
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Jimmy, you know, he's right. We need to
be a little more respectful. Okay, fine,
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fine.
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Whatever. Thank you.
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Thanks, guys. We really appreciate it.
Yeah, I just don't understand what the
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big deal is.
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You know, our kids take vitamins every
morning.
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You know? Do they have to eat all their
vegetables?
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No kid likes vegetables.
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I remember one time, I didn't want to
eat lima beans.
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Yeah, so I stuffed them all in my
pocket.
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Yeah, well, of course you remember that.
It was last Friday.
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Can I have ice cream?
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Not until you finish your vegetables.
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That's the rule, Sammy.
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Dad, we're ready for ice cream.
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Uh, yeah, guys, why don't you finish
your vegetables?
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Why? Because that's the rule.
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You didn't eat them last night.
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I know, it's a new rule.
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Why?
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Because it's your Uncle Greg's house and
he wants you to finish all your
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vegetables.
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But we want ice cream. I'm sorry, no one
can have ice cream until they finish
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all their vegetables.
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Thanks. Thanks a lot, Jimmy. Now I got
Uday and Kuse mad at me.
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Hey, it's your rule. Yeah, but you can
make it seem like it's coming from you,
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their father.
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Oh, come on. They're not going to
believe it's coming from him. They know
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too well.
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It would be like when they made Axl Rose
do all those anti -drug commercials.
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Well, fine. I'll be the bad guy if
that's what you want.
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I'll discipline your kids for you. It'll
probably be the best thing that ever
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happened to them. What is that supposed
to mean? Hey, Emily, come on, Sammy.
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Let's go finish your vegetables in the
living room.
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I thought you guys made a rule that
there's no eating in the living room.
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Uh, yeah, that rule wasn't for the kids.
That was for you.
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Face it, Jimmy, your kids could use some
discipline.
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They'll probably be better off with
someone a little more strict in charge.
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Greg, you know what? Just because we
don't fight our kids over every little
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thing doesn't mean that we're bad
parents. We're just smart enough to know
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to pick our battles.
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Please, I've never seen you battle your
kids over anything that didn't pop out
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of a toaster.
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Dude, you know what? Okay, you think
you're so smart. Okay, why don't you go
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ahead and try to discipline our kids?
I'd like to see you try. Fine.
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Greg, you don't know what you're getting
yourself into. I mean, come on, you
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really think that you can do a better
job disciplining our children than we
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I think a monkey and a blow -up doll
could do a better job.
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I think she knows everything.
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Who are Uday and Kuse?
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You don't know who Uday and Kuse are?
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No, never understood pig Latin.
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Okay, everybody in the van if we're
going to catch the 2 o 'clock movie.
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Let's go, Logan, Dominic. Come on, let's
go.
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It's my turn.
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Let go.
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Come on, you guys. We don't want to miss
the movie. It's my turn.
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Let go.
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Get comfortable, Greg.
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I've seen these things go on for hours.
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We usually get to the movies pretty
late.
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By the time we got to Finding Nemo,
they'd already found him.
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Jimmy, it only goes on for hours because
you let it.
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Not on my watch. Okay, you guys. If you
can't share it, no one's going to get
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it. All right? Now go on. Get in the
car.
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Dad. I told you, Dominic, we're trying
something new. Uncle Greg's in charge
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now.
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You see that, Jimmy? You just got to lay
down the law. Be firm, but fair.
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Sometimes the children need to be
reminded who's in charge, you know, who
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grown -ups are. Hey, my kids know who
the grown -ups are.
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Shotgun. No fair. I cloned super shotgun
yesterday. That left my whole wing.
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No, no, they spilt it.
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They'll clean it up.
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I'm not cleaning them up. You spilled
them.
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No, you spilled them. You both spilled
them. Now you both need to clean them
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Greg, the movie starts in five minutes.
Maybe they can clean them up later.
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Kim, you don't negotiate with
terrorists.
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Now go ahead.
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Are you sure?
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Absolutely. This is exactly the kind of
discipline these two kids need.
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Don't worry, we'll be in as soon as they
clean up their mess.
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Didn't have lunch.
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This is ridiculous.
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Okay, Tim can't save his seats forever.
I'm going to go get the kids. They're
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going to miss the whole movie. Oh, so
they miss the movie. I mean, do you know
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how many videos they've watched in their
lives?
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And last week I asked Logan to tell me
the truth. He said, you can't handle the
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truth.
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Maybe we should give Greg a chance.
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Oh, Christine, come on. You know our
kids. Do you really think what Greg's
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is going to work? Well, I don't know,
but, I mean, it couldn't hurt, right? I
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mean, they certainly don't take our
threats seriously anymore.
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And, you know, I don't like to admit
this to me, but there are moments in the
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day where that little one scares the
hell out of me.
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Tell me about it. I took a bite out of
his pudding pop the other day. He
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me right in the cherries.
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It's not worth getting punched in the
cherry.
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We're not leaving.
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I can't believe you're still here. You
missed the whole movie.
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Yeah, this is going to take a little bit
longer than I thought. But I'm fine. I
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have a book on tape. It's a self -help
book.
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It's all about keeping your inner calm
in the face of a crisis.
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Does it work? I don't know. I'm too
pissed off to focus on anything he's
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Can you just forget about this? Jimmy
and Christine are waiting for us in the
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arcade. You hear that, guys? Everyone's
going to the arcade.
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And you could, too, if you just clean up
the back seat.
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Yeah, I think we're still going to be
here for a little while.
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Okay. See you inside.
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All right. Well, don't worry about me.
It shouldn't be that long.
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I mean, I'm on top of this.
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I mean, come on, it's Jimmy's kids. How
much listening to someone read could
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they possibly take?
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Just
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so
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you know, you can't leave your radio on
without the engine running. It'll drain
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your battery.
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Thank you. Thank you for pointing that
out.
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Well, anyway, the drive home should
charge your battery back up. Well, we're
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going anywhere, but I'll keep it
running.
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You know, I think there's something
leaking out the front of your car. No,
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Yeah, yeah, there's some puddle or
something up there by the front tire.
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you know, the little one had to, you
know, go tinkle.
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No, I didn't. You did.
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Well, I couldn't leave the car. I'm
trying to teach the kids a lesson here.
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We are not leaving!
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Hey, Jimmy.
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Huh?
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Aren't we bad parents?
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What are you talking about?
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Well, Greg's been out there for like
three hours. We're still at it. I mean,
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would have given up after ten minutes.
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I mean, we are late.
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Well, so what are you saying? We should
be more like Greg?
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Well, I don't know, but think about it,
Jimmy. I mean, Sam and Emily are like
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these perfect little children that do
whatever you tell them. And with our
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everything's always a battle.
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And half the time, we lose.
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Oh, I just always thought that was kind
of the way our kids worked.
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Well, maybe that's just an excuse.
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Maybe we've been fooling ourselves all
along. What if we've been doing this
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whole thing wrong all along?
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Hey, match for a game!
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Do you
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guys like this song?
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How about this? Do you like opera music?
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No. Good.
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Bet you're not exposed to opera music in
the guest house.
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It's refined.
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It's Italian.
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You know what he's saying right here?
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Pick up the cheetos, pick the cheetos
up.
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Aren't you worried the battery's going
to die again?
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No, I am not, Dominic, because I have
the engine motor.
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And as long as I have the engine
running, we can listen to opera until
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come home.
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Or, of course, until we run out of gas.
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Just so you know, you can't leave a car
running all day without eventually
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running out of gas.
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Do you really think you need to tell me
that?
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You wouldn't think so.
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It's all part of the process. I'm just
going to wait them out. You know,
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everybody's got their breaking point.
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You son of a bitch!
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I've told you three times that I'm not
leaving. I'm not leaving, I'm not
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leaving, I'm not leaving, I'm not
leaving.
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Just a matter of time.
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But we want to go home.
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Kim, I'm not moving this car until they
pick up the Cheetos. You guys can call a
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cab. Fine.
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All right, good luck. Thank you.
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You hear that, guys?
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You could be going home, too, if you'd
just pick up those Cheetos.
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Fine, but if we went home, you could
have dinner.
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I mean, we've been out here for four
hours. I know you guys must be hungry.
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I'm not hungry. Are you hungry?
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Oh, no, me?
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No, I'm not hungry. I'm in it for the
long haul, boys.
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I know you're trying to teach the boys a
lesson, but it's past midnight.
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Jimmy, I'm not backing down. I'm
committed to this.
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And I appreciate it, but it's late.
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You've got to bring the boys home.
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Fine, we'll come home.
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But first thing in the morning, we're
coming right back here to this very same
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parking space where we will not move
until you guys clean up your mess.
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Just great.
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You have got to be kidding me!
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You two think this is funny, huh?
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah? Well, I found my way out, so ha,
ha, ha!
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Who's laughing now?
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So, did you not see the sign, or you
just didn't believe it?
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Boys are really testing you, huh? What
time are you going back tomorrow?
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We're not going back. I'm done. They're
all yours.
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But you're kidding. You're giving up
after one day?
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But you were going to fix them.
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You can't fix them. They're broken.
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No one can fix those little monsters.
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No one. You guys are right. You have to
pick your battles with those two. I
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mean, if you're going to fight over
every little spilled Cheeto, you will
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your mind.
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You will lose your mind.
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You hear that, Christine?
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He couldn't do it either.
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We're not bad parents. We just got tough
kids.
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Yeah. You know, it's so amazing how four
kids growing up in the same house would
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be so different.
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Yeah, I know. You tell Sam or Emily to
do something once or twice, they do it.
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Well, yeah, but if you really think
about it, look where Sam and Emily came
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from. I mean, Kim and Greg...
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We're always goody -goodies growing up.
I mean, gotta be genetic.
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Ah, so that explains Dominic and Logan.
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My demon seed, your deviled eggs.
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It's nothing but a recipe for hell,
monkeys. Yeah, yeah.
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I cleaned out the minivan, so we're okay
now, right?
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I mean, no harm done. I mean, the
backseat's clean enough to eat off of.
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You're just not going to let this go,
are you?
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I just... I just wanted one bite. I
mean, how was I supposed to know it was
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Logan's last put in pie?
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