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Look at the fucking nerds.
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What are you doing in here?
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You again.
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Just seeing what's going on.
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We're studying.
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Studying? American Revolution, ever
heard of it? I'm studying for music
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No, American Revolution?
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Oh, that was like the Civil War, right?
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You fucking live here. You should at
least know the history of our country.
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That's old -ass shit anyway. It doesn't
matter.
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You should get out of here. This is
going to hurt your brain. We're
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We're busy.
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You guys are such fucking nerds all the
time. It's all you do. It's ridiculous.
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Okay, we got accepted to Yale, so we
have to do whatever it is to pass.
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I'm not just signing for my exam at
Harvard, which you probably can't relate
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Because you're dumb.
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I'm just trying to be a good stepbrother
and check up on you guys.
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Well, you don't need to check on us. You
can leave.
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We're fine.
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Let us study.
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I mean, college is like a big scam. You
guys know that, right?
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I mean, what do you know about life,
huh?
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You're not going to get into college.
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I don't, because I don't want to go to
college.
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What are you going to do?
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I'm going to start an AI cryptocurrency
company that sells courses
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to teach other people how to make AI
cryptocurrency companies.
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Oh, so you're going to... Like,
honestly, like, really, like, high
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you guys wouldn't like. You guys are,
you know...
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you're gonna be like nine to five you
know like wagey people and i'm gonna be
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big computer internet dude and have like
you know like lamborghinis and stuff
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with what money are you gonna start up
with alex i just grant's helping me
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it i don't need money it really hurts my
head how dumb you are you are so dumb
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get your shit together yeah you're such
a loser
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I'm a loser? You guys are probably like
virgins, honestly. All you do is just
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read books all day, and just, you're in
the library, and we come home from
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school. You guys are just... Excuse me,
I'm fucking hot.
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You think I just study?
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Okay, Alex, what we do is none of your
business. We have a lot of fun, we just
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don't like to tell you about it.
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Yeah, because you're a loser.
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You guys are a lot of...
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uh -uh we go i never see you at any like
the like parties or anything we don't
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tell you what we don't invite you we
don't invite losers you you guys are
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telling me that you actually have sex
with guys and stuff yeah decent amount
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we've been having sex with men that's
crazy yeah no way It's not like you'll
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pull anything because you're so dumb.
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You'll probably just sit in your room
and be a little loser.
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And jerk off all day, huh? Watching
porn?
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Yeah, your best friend's your right
hand.
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I get, honestly, like, I get so much
pussy, it's like kind of crazy.
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It's like, really honestly, if I got
laughed at, it would be better.
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Uh -uh, uh -uh.
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Because, you know what my theory is,
Alex? You have a micro -penis. No girl
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ever going to want to see that, Alex.
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Alex, if you're going to lie, at least
make it good.
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Micro penis?
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Yes, micro. You heard me. Yeah, like
wearing you like a microscope to take a
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look at it. My penis is like, I mean, I
don't know. It's like nine inches, eight
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inches around. It's like I have a huge
penis, honestly.
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Okay, look, we don't really want to hear
it. What my sister and I are trying to
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say is you got to get the fuck out while
we're trying to study, okay? Leave us
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to it. Yeah, we're busy.
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Just go.
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I'm just trying to like, don't you guys
ever want to break?
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Don't you guys want to do anything else
besides study?
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I don't want to do anything with you.
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In our own time?
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Yeah.
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Whatever, you guys are just jealous that
I'm the coolest guy in school
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and that I'm going to be like super rich
soon and I'm not going to have to go to
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college and nerd like you.
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And I have, like, a huge penis in, like,
every girl.
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You're lying. Shut up.
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You are so delusional.
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Stop lying. Shut up.
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You're annoying.
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Get out.
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Honestly, that's it. That's it. Get out.
I had enough.
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Get out. You can't make me.
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Hey!
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Stop! Did you not hear what my
stepsister said?
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Get out!
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Okay, fine. Fine. You guys want to be
nerds?
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I'll leave. I'll leave you alone.
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I'll leave.
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But...
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I do have a massive cock and I'm always
going to be cooler than you guys.
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No, no, no, no. Hey, what are you doing?
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No. Get off of me. No.
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Stop. What, massive cock?
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This is nine inches to you.
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It's not right now.
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Have you ever heard of a roller roll?
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Holy shit, this is the size of a shrimp.
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It's cold in here.
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cold it gets like smaller liar you said
nine inches what the fuck that's a
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little guy look at that itty bitty oh my
god a little shrimp do you guys not i
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thought you guys were like scientists or
whatever don't you like it's small
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right now but it gets way bigger when it
gets hard i don't believe it keep lying
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bro keep you're just delusional alex you
wish you got nine inches hard yeah
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It is. It's tiny.
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It's tiny right now. It gets bigger. I
can show you a picture or something.
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Ew.
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Wait. I think you should show him your
boobs.
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What? No, seriously. Show him your
boobs. Let's see him prove it. Because I
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no doubt he's lying.
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It's not going to get big.
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You know what? We'll make it an
experiment.
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Okay.
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If I show boobs, nothing happens. He
doesn't have nine inches.
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No fucking way. Yeah, show him your
boobs.
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Yeah. You've never seen boobs like that,
Alex.
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Yeah, because you're a loser.
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I've seen boobs before. It does all
kinds of stuff.
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And I bet you can't even get hard.
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Yeah. Because you're a loser.
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You guys are just yelling at me.
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Because you're a loser. We deserve to be
yelled at.
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Yeah. You can't get hard for boobs, huh?
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Yeah. I can get hard. Just give me like
a second.
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One.
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Time has gone by, Alex. Please talk.
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The clock is ticking.
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I'll show you. I'll show you guys. It's
big. I mean, maybe it's not exactly nine
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inches, but it's like almost. Like, it's
really... You don't have to try so
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hard. We know you're lying.
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I'm not. I'll show you. I'll show you
right now. Look, you're very dumb inside
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and out, and there's just no way you can
get bigger than what you're doing right
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now. You don't have to try so hard. I'm
going to get hard.
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You are so hard.
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Give me a second.
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One. Yeah, one.
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You're not going to help.
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Can I touch your boobs?
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That's not going to make it hard.
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Should we let it? Or the experiment?
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All right. Only if you get hard. Yeah.
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if you don't get hard i'm gonna be so
mad at you and we're gonna tell everyone
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that you're a goddamn liar i'm gonna
show you guys can you can you could you
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like touch it a little bit like my
wiener okay let's see how hard you can
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you think it's getting any bigger oh
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not really It's getting a little bigger.
Uh -uh, that is not 9 inches. Give me a
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couple seconds.
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You're putting it on the spot like
crazy.
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It's still not big.
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It's not 9 inches. Could you like spit
on it? What?
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Ew. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Okay, fine.
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It would just make it get harder faster.
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Okay, you swear.
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For the experiment.
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is it getting bigger maybe a little bit
um yeah it's getting there but uh no
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it's nine inches you're still a liar
you're still a liar alex just it's not
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hard yet all the way just give me like a
minute
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do you think it's going to get harder
now look at it it's bigger i don't know
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i think you're still lying honestly
don't tell anyone this but like he
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even have a bad penis did you really
just say that i don't think it's like
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worst thing in the world are you just
saying that because you are you horny
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no but like i kind of want to suck it
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Yeah, that would be great cuz I'm like
that would get me like really hard Would
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you hate me if I just put my mouth on
it?
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If it's not eye injuries, I will hate
you I mean, do it for the team
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do you want to try?
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yeah try it try it it
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is
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really big don't you think?
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honestly? yeah
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How do you guys know how to do it?
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I'm a nerd, you know.
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It's not a nine, but it's pretty big.
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Yeah, no way it's a nine. Look.
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Okay, maybe it's like seven or
something, but it's basically like close
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Alex, why did you have to lie?
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Because you're going to round up.
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You're always lying, Alex. You've got to
stop it.
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It's like I tell people I'm six foot
three and I'm like five foot nine.
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It's not even like a lie.
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Okay, but honestly, like, your penis
isn't even bad, I hate to admit.
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Yeah, you don't have to lie, you know?
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Okay, okay, fine.
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What do you want to do?
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I just want to put him aside.
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Wait, are you crazy?
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Aren't you horny?
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But you can't.
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Well, I'm going to do it.
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I want it inside.
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I'm horny.
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I'm going to do it.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God. I can't believe this is
happening.
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You're putting his penis inside your
vagina?
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How does it feel?
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Uh, kind of good.
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Actually, it's crazy.
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It's not that crazy, it's fine.
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Uh...
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there's a lot you don't know put it back
in
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Mm -hmm
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What?
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he's never had sex before i have had sex
before okay i just need a second okay
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it's just kind of crazy they're like a
three film or whatever but i could have
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bunch of times i just haven't i'm not
gonna come yet i will okay okay
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He knows how to please women.
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You know, her brother actually fucks
guys.
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He's a little liar though.
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He's so weird.
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Yeah, I told you.
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Shut up, loser.
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You're so weird.
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Okay, whatever.
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He's really good.
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He's really good.
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Like, get on top of us.
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Get on top of us, Lizzie.
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Still my turn.
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See? Will you admit that I was right?
That I'm like, I have a huge penis and
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really cool and I'm good at sex?
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But you're still a loser.
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You might know how to fuck good because
you're still a loser.
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Don't exaggerate, okay?
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