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What do you mean Lana hasn't called?
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I mean, I've been sitting here for like
five million years and the phone hasn't
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rung once. So every time it doesn't, I
just assume it's not her not calling to
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say that they... They should have
rescued Sterling and Rip from the
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hours ago.
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Maybe they did and just didn't call.
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No, I gave them explicit orders to...
What the hell are you wearing?
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Uh, this thing called my boss made me
sleep at my desk. So pajamas... Men's
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pajamas? For God's sake, woman, where is
your pride?
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In my work?
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That may be the funniest thing you've
ever said.
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Thank you. Oh, shut up.
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And then try Lana's sat phone.
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Wait, what if Lana's been captured, too?
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Then I'll have to ransom her and
Sterling and Rip and... Well, no, Miss
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Gillette's on her own.
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Still, get Cyril in here. I need him to
find a way to pay for all this.
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Wait a minute.
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That can't be right.
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I remember being really mad and really
drunk and deciding to do some online
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banking. Oh, my God.
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I must have embarrassed myself last
night, huh?
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Don't talk like black people. And how
should I know? I'm still ripped.
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Oh, so you don't, um, happen to remember
me saying anything about passwords to,
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say, Swiss bank accounts?
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I don't even remember who peed on your
sofa.
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Although if I was a gambling man...
Cyril!
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Smells like a kennel in here.
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Cash reserves, how much do we have?
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I'll, uh, need to run those numbers.
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Well, hurry up. We don't have a minute
to lose.
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God only knows what kind of torture
Sterling's going through.
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Get off the bucket.
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I'm not done.
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Yes, you are.
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But I didn't, you know, I can't with all
the everybody looking at me and then
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the judgment.
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Noah? Yes. I just traveled 8 ,000 miles
and got ambushed by Malaysian pirates
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trying to rescue a person who is now
responsible for my getting crabbed
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Oh, come on. These crabs this time were
not my fault. This whole dungeon is,
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um... Were you going to say lousy with
them?
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I was.
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But then I realized that, uh... Where
that phrase comes from, yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so guess what I'm in.
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Um, no mood?
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Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
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Wait, shouldn't it be some kind of crab
dish?
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Because of the crabs?
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Like, um, crab cakes?
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Ooh, or, uh, Lana.
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Lana.
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Lana.
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Lana! What?
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Dungeon us crab.
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Ha ha.
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Because we're in a dungeon?
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I'm kidding. Crab Rancor.
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Noah, seriously, I swear to God.
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Stop. Rock beats spoon. You should know
that. You're an archaeologist.
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Anthropologist. Whatever. I mean, if
you're doing it just to get on my
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okay, I get it. But if you're trying to
actually escape... Well, at least he's
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trying something.
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Yeah, as opposed to the double mint
twins.
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And one, two, three, go, Harry!
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Missed it by that much. Shut up. It's no
use. The trapdoor goes up a vertical
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shaft to the radio room. Exactly. And if
we get to the radio... Which this idiot
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shot to pieces.
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Holy shit.
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What the hell happened to him? He... Who
knows? Maybe he had a brain aneurysm.
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No, he... It's the silent killer, Noah.
Not unlike a metal spoon sharpened to a
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razor's edge and used to slit an
anthropologist's bird -like throat.
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He just kind of keeled over.
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probably thanks to your bucket stank.
What? Excuse me, I didn't even go. We're
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going. One, two, three, down, Hurd.
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Jeez, how about a little warning? I said
down, Hurd. A couple things. One, Ray,
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thanks for perpetuating the stereotype
of the gay man as a collegiate
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cheerleader. Uh, yeah, for your
information, almost all male
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Finely tuned hetero athletes, yeah. Hang
on, I'm getting a call.
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Hello? Hi, it's lacrosse. You lose.
Wait, the phone.
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Lacrosse? Yeah, it's Algonquin for blood
sport. It's not Algonquin for anything.
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Noah? My sat phone. Yeah, see, Noah?
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Wait, your what? My sat phone. The
pirates took it. And since I haven't
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in, Isis should be calling me any time
now.
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Geez, Alana, answer your stupid phone.
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Hello? Give me Sterling, not your
mother.
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Oh, my God, be more Chinese -y.
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Pirates!
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Well, put them through.
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Oh, my God, Beemore, I hate you. That's
why your phone is blinking.
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Oh, hello?
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This is Mallory Archer.
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This is Mallory Archer.
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Okay, then you listen to me.
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No, you just listen to me, Buster.
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If you touch one hair on my son's head,
I'll have your guts for garters. Ah -ha,
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you like we're gutter?
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Idiot, you heathen!
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Mallory will call. She'll haggle over
the ransom for you, me, and Riley.
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What about me?
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Yeah, and me. We'll come back for you
later.
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No, shut up. We gotta get that phone or
something. I don't know. But I don't
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want Mother talking to Bucky. Why not?
She's been coming to your rescue since
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you were in short pants.
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Oh, for... Sterling, get your things.
We're leaving.
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Before this quack's office burns to the
ground.
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Terling, get your things. We're leaving.
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Before this cruddy school burns to the
ground.
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Terling, get your things.
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He's gay.
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You were in the army? Oh, who remembers?
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Well, try.
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I can't remember.
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There's a reason they call it blackout
drunk. If I don't remember that
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I can't un -embezzle that money, and
then I'm screwed because I don't have...
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Ten million dollars?
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That's outrageous. I won't pay it. I
don't even want the gay back.
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So you just better sharpen your pencil.
I don't have...
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It's an idiom! Aw, but I love it when
Mallory bails you out of one of your
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jams. Oh, really? Yeah, because then I
get to watch her rub it in your face.
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my God. Okay, first of all... First of
all... Riley, no!
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Don't say it! He's been here
voluntarily!
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Partying his ass off is King of the
Pirates!
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Hmm. What? Don't listen to him. I bet
that brain aneurysm scrambled his
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area, right?
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Language center of the brain?
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Noah, thank you. No problem.
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Actually, not making much progress.
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You're kidding.
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No.
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Three million and not a penny more. And
before you see one thin dime, I want to
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talk to Sterling.
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Cyril? Hey,
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Ms. Archer.
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Three million in cash?
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That should not be a problem. I know it
shouldn't be.
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And it better not be.
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Why would it be? It's not. I just need
to move a little money around.
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So move it.
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Today, please.
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Keep looking. Maybe I wrote it down.
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Um, Archer sucks.
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No. Kill Archer, die.
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No. Um.
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Trying on my usual passwords.
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Hey, way to not give him the power.
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Thank you.
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Do you hear me? I want proof of life.
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Duh. You lying, pathetic little piece
of... Lana, no!
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Come on, you're gonna kill him! Yep,
that's the plan! Hey, hey, knock it off!
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Look, Lana, don't get me wrong, I like
your spunk. Crazy.
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Shut up! But I promised his mother that
I would bring him home safely, and I
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just assume that includes his spleen.
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I think that ship might have sailed. No,
not a ship. That was an idiot.
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A helicopter.
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There's an old Huey down by the dock.
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And it just so happens Rip Riley here
can fly it. No shit.
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Yeah, Rip Riley here can fly anything.
You know, as long as it's got fuel.
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Well, Rip, why don't we just look around
for some fuel in this cell?
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I doubt they'd keep it in here. In which
we're still locked.
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Well, I figure that we kind of work
backwards from the stealing of the
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helicopter.
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Archer burn site now.
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Archer portion.
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No!
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What, are you going to type random words
in there the rest of your life? All
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five minutes of it. At which point, Ms.
Archer will probably walk in here and
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dissolve me in a drum of acid, unless
you have a better idea.
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Date -dependent memory.
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So your plan is for us to get as
blackout, knee -walking, shit -faced
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we were last night in the hopes that we
remember the password?
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Well, don't hog it all.
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Pam!
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Ugh, seriously.
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I bet that would have killed a lesser
man.
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There's a lesser man than you?
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Uh, yeah. His name's Houdini. Whom I
wish you were.
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Yeah, because then I could just puke up
a key. Because you'd be dead.
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Houdini's dead?
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You know what?
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Yes. Here's what we do. We lure Bucky
down here and take him hostage.
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And then?
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Then we'll see. We'll keep it loose. Oh,
for... Just how the hell are we
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supposed to lure him down here?
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What's that? Sorry, I couldn't hear you
over the sound of my plan working. Hey,
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telephone. It's your mother.
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My... Wait, please tell me you didn't
tell her I was temporarily the pirate
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king. No, not yet.
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But this is damn good, I... Clearly, are
you all right? No, mother. I'm a
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captive, a pirate. Oh, and Riley said he
no longer finds you attractive because
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you're too old.
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What? What? You little son of a bitch!
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Was that a gunshot?
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They got all brave this time. Right!
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Now, I kill you!
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Ow! Right in the same ear!
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Ha! Good!
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Serves you right!
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I never said that!
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You're no spring chicken yourself, you
know.
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Shit! Lana!
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Is Lana hit? Someone talk to me! Mother,
I'm a little busy right now.
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Noah! What?
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Spoon him!
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Meet Spoonoo. Meet Spoonoo's in like...
Uh,
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right. Today, please!
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I am incredibly sorry.
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Rip? Rip, I take it all back. You're as
strong and sexy as the Nightwing. For
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shit's sake, Mother.
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How short is the list of guys you
haven't screwed?
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How dare you?
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You can just forget about that ransom.
For once, you're on your own. For once?
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Oh, my God. Columbia?
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All I wanted was to mourn the murder of
my crazy, hot Russian fiancé by becoming
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a pirate king. But I guess that was too
much to ask.
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So Mother can keep her stupid ransom
because...
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No, I'm... Well, maybe some psychic
scarring, yes, but physically I... Hand
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the wounded!
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Oh, right, right. Right, of course, of
course. Not him. Start with Lana. I'm
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fine. Check on Ray. Yeah, he is not
looking good. Although neither is Riley.
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And neither is your situation.
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Because you can forget a ransom. Now you
and your friends will die here.
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Yeah, speaking of forgetting, couple
things. One, these aren't my friends.
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Got that right.
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I mean, her, yes, kind of, maybe, but
there's a lot of weird sexual tension.
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But these other three, whatever.
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Who cares? I mean, Noah's a slave.
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Yeah, about that. Noah, not now.
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And two.
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But I shoot gun many times. And in all
excitement, I lose track myself.
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So now you think, did he fire eight
shots or only... Four, idiot.
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So get your things, we're leaving. Okay,
can I just run up to my hovel real
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quick and grab the only extant copy of
my dissertation?
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Noah, still got four bullets.
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Oh, God, do you know what extant means?
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You know what license to kill means?
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I'll write another one.
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The world holds its breath.
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Ray? Ray, come on, honey, stay with me!
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Ray?
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Ray?
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Ray! Not sure that's helping.
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Yeah, well...
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I only have two hands.
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What I don't have is all day.
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There, I finished.
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See you, Stan.
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How you doing, Riley?
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How the hell do you think I'm doing?
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Hey, relax, Nick Furious.
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Save your strength for flying the
chopper. And again, I'm just incredibly
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What's your blood type?
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How would I know? How would you not? Who
am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of
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blood groups? You don't know your own
blood type, but you know who discovered
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them. Yeah, now.
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Your exact words, Pam.
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Dr. Charles Drew or I will eat a bag of
dicks.
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Bring him.
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And not to diminish the accomplishments
of Dr. Charles Drew, but... God damn it,
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Archer! Ray needs O positive blood or
he's gonna die!
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So give him some of yours.
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I'm A negative.
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Hey, me too. And even if Riley is O
positive... No, I'm A negative too.
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Eh? Blow it up. He's already a quart
low.
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So... O... Positive?
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Yeah. One of these days, I swear to God,
I'm going to burn this place straight
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down to the ground.
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Oh, my God, yes!
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What about this Sunday?
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Unless you want people in here, in which
case... Who's driving it? Five -O!
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Five -O! Cyril! Never mind moving that
money.
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What money? Oh, really?
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You sure? Because all I need to do is
just... Re -evaluate your entire life.
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yes, I'm sure Sterling can get himself
out of this jam for once.
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Oh, and don't be here on Sunday, Pam.
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Why just me? What's happening Sunday?
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Probably my grisly murder, because we
still haven't found that password.
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Did you try, guess?
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No, Pam, I didn't, because I'm not an
it... Oh, eat a dick.
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Bring it.
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Well, how much of my blood does he need?
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I don't know. Ten gills? What? U .S. or
Imperial? Just keep squeezing that gag
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ball that I don't want to know why you
have. Uh, no, you do not. You will never
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make it through the helicopter.
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My men will cut you down like dogs.
Thanks, human shield.
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Although, where the hell are all your
men? Well, are you serious? They're all
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the intramural lacrosse finals. The
what?
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Lana, shut up. That's today?
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Yeah, it's right now.
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Well, in 10 minutes. Who's playing?
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Archer. Uh, the Laxmi Singers? They made
it to the final? Uh -huh, versus the
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Archers of Loaf Cross. What?
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That's my team!
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Archer. Lana, I'm team captain.
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I built that team from nothing, and now
- Archer!
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Ray is dying.
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Does that mean so much my dream?
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Look. I think it's great that for once
you're getting out of a jam without your
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mother's help, but... Not for once,
Lana. Hello, Columbia House. But
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earlier when you said you and I were
friends? Of course. I mean, I know we
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a lot, but God, now that I think about
it, you're my only friend.
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Uh, wow.
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Right? Yes, Archer, because if you do
this... Please don't make me choose. I
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will never, ever forgive you, and we
will never, ever be friends again.
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Oh,
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shit,
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they are.
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Oh, look, they're all bunched. Oh.
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Oh.
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So now, for the rest of your idiot life,
I've got that on you.
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Wow.
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My God.
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Just screw already.
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Seriously. Then kill each other. And
then shut up.
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And then kill each other again.
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And call me so I can watch you do it.
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Sterling, I don't know how you did it,
but, well, except for Rip's eye, you got
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everyone home in one piece. No thanks to
you. Well, it's about time you did
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something on your own.
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Columbia House Record Club. Archer.
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The important thing is that we're home
and that we spare Mallory the details of
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your time on Pirate Island.
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Why? What happened?
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Nothing. Well, you know, besides a lot
of pretty horrific torture, which,
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Mother, if you had seen, would have
broken your heart.
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But why dwell on that? We're home. And
my mourning period for, um... Katya? Is
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over. So, hey, it's a happy ending.
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Yeah. Yeah, it's just a big old goddamn
fairy tale.
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Fairy tale?
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Uh, phrasing?
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Ray, I'm kidding.
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Don't be like that.
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Ugh, gross.
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Keep it moving, cripple. Shut up. Ray.
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Ray!
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Ray?
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Oh, okay, then I guess just pout.
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