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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,010 --> 00:00:05,550 Hey, honey. How was mommy and me? 2 00:00:05,750 --> 00:00:06,588 It was great. 3 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:07,970 We made some new friends today. 4 00:00:08,270 --> 00:00:09,270 Oh, good for you. 5 00:00:10,670 --> 00:00:14,410 Sammy met a little girl named Holly who has a mommy named Andrea who's a doctor. 6 00:00:14,630 --> 00:00:15,630 Oh, that's nice. 7 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:18,490 And a daddy named... Oh, here we go. 8 00:00:19,990 --> 00:00:22,850 What? Daddy's getting a new best friend, isn't he, Kim? 9 00:00:23,530 --> 00:00:26,930 And why not? The mommies get along, the kids get along. 10 00:00:27,310 --> 00:00:30,550 Why wouldn't I and... Oh, let's just call him a complete stranger. 11 00:00:30,910 --> 00:00:32,970 Want to spend hours and hours together. 12 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:34,520 What's his name, Kim? 13 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,260 What's my new best friend's name? 14 00:00:39,660 --> 00:00:40,660 Alan. 15 00:00:41,980 --> 00:00:45,640 And we're going to their house for dinner on Saturday night. You know what? 16 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:49,300 happens all the time, and it's not fair. You get to choose whoever you like, and 17 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:51,260 I get stuck with who they're married to. 18 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:53,840 Why don't you ever get roped into stuff like this? 19 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:57,740 Because I chose a wife who other people find surly and unpleasant. 20 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:01,920 God, I love her. 21 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:12,080 Hey, babe. What are you doing? 22 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:14,960 Oh, I'm trying to figure out what class to take next semester. 23 00:01:15,260 --> 00:01:16,260 Oh, that's easy. 24 00:01:16,460 --> 00:01:20,180 You immediately eliminate any class that meets on Mondays or Fridays. 25 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,180 Okay? That way you got a four -day weekend. 26 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:26,840 Then if you can, you kill any class that meets before noon. 27 00:01:27,340 --> 00:01:31,260 One semester, every single one of my classes met on Tuesdays between 1 in the 28 00:01:31,260 --> 00:01:32,440 afternoon and 10 at night. 29 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:36,240 Well, that sounds like a really tough day. 30 00:01:36,820 --> 00:01:38,340 Yeah, I usually just blew it off. 31 00:01:40,430 --> 00:01:42,870 Well, unlike you, I want to make it past my freshman year. 32 00:01:43,850 --> 00:01:47,030 The problem is, all the good classes with all the best professors fill up 33 00:01:47,030 --> 00:01:48,030 fast. 34 00:01:48,130 --> 00:01:49,950 Oh, God, there's going to be a huge line. 35 00:01:50,770 --> 00:01:52,310 Hey, you know what we should do? We should camp out. 36 00:01:53,210 --> 00:01:56,150 What? Camp out. You know, like we used to when we wanted concert tickets. 37 00:01:56,770 --> 00:01:59,930 Remember when we slept out in front of that Waxy Maxis to see Def Leppard? 38 00:02:02,130 --> 00:02:03,130 No. 39 00:02:04,930 --> 00:02:05,930 Me neither. 40 00:02:07,450 --> 00:02:09,090 God, we must have had a great time. 41 00:02:15,190 --> 00:02:16,950 You're going to try to be nice to Alan, right? 42 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:18,590 Yes, yes, I'm going to be nice. 43 00:02:18,970 --> 00:02:21,570 Well, remember, compliments are conversation starters. 44 00:02:21,870 --> 00:02:24,950 That's nice. Why don't you embroider that on a pillow and then smother me 45 00:02:24,950 --> 00:02:25,950 it? 46 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:31,030 Alan, they're here, honey. 47 00:02:35,330 --> 00:02:36,430 Hi. Hey, guys. 48 00:02:37,010 --> 00:02:38,750 Andrea, this is my husband, Greg. Hello. 49 00:02:38,990 --> 00:02:42,510 Oh, hey, come on in. Oh, thanks. And Kim, this is my husband, Alan. 50 00:02:42,850 --> 00:02:43,850 Hi, Alan. 51 00:02:44,210 --> 00:02:46,530 Hello. I'm Greg Warner. Nice to meet you. 52 00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:48,130 You too. 53 00:02:49,990 --> 00:02:52,170 Alan, don't you want to pour them some wine? 54 00:02:53,970 --> 00:02:54,970 Yeah. 55 00:02:57,170 --> 00:02:58,710 Andrea, your house is beautiful. 56 00:02:59,190 --> 00:03:03,350 Oh, thank you. You know, decorating is a real passion of mine. I spend a lot of 57 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,189 time on it. 58 00:03:04,190 --> 00:03:06,530 It's a good release from all the stresses of being a doctor. 59 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:08,510 You want to see the rest of the house? 60 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:10,050 Oh, I can't wait. Okay. 61 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:12,390 Well, let the male bonding begin. 62 00:03:13,210 --> 00:03:14,210 Okay. 63 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:20,160 So, 64 00:03:20,820 --> 00:03:22,940 thanks for having us over. 65 00:03:23,220 --> 00:03:24,220 No problem. 66 00:03:29,540 --> 00:03:32,800 So, Kim tells me that you sell computers. 67 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:34,960 Yep. 68 00:03:39,460 --> 00:03:43,500 So, personal computers or big mainframes? 69 00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:47,570 Look, if you don't mind, I really don't like talking about work on the weekends. 70 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:48,750 Hey, I hear that. 71 00:03:51,450 --> 00:03:58,130 That wine is delicious. 72 00:04:00,430 --> 00:04:01,430 Yep. 73 00:04:04,630 --> 00:04:05,850 Dinner smells good, huh? 74 00:04:07,090 --> 00:04:08,090 Yep. 75 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:16,760 Excuse me. 76 00:04:19,100 --> 00:04:20,100 Hello? 77 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:21,760 Hey, Murph. 78 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:23,820 Man, how you doing? 79 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:26,280 I gotta tell you about work, man. 80 00:04:27,980 --> 00:04:31,140 Yeah, I sold 300 machines to the school district. 81 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:36,240 Biggest sale in company history, and I can't stop telling people. 82 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:40,480 Hey, man, you gotta let me take you to Pebble Beach. 83 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,160 I've been waiting for the right occasion to play golf there. 84 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:45,080 Yeah, I got time for it, Joe. 85 00:04:46,980 --> 00:04:47,980 Mm -hmm. 86 00:04:48,780 --> 00:04:49,780 Mm -hmm. 87 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:51,720 Mm -hmm. 88 00:04:52,740 --> 00:04:53,740 Mm -hmm. 89 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:06,780 You crazy? 90 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:10,040 Hey, look here, man. I got to go. 91 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:17,700 Something like that. 92 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:25,080 Sorry, I had to take that. No problem. Sounds like a pretty funny joke. 93 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:27,900 Yep. 94 00:05:34,860 --> 00:05:37,160 Hey, how was the husband date? 95 00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:39,300 It was not a date. 96 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:41,260 Oh, somebody didn't get a goodnight kiss. 97 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,560 I got something he can kill. 98 00:05:46,860 --> 00:05:47,900 He's just a little shy. 99 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:51,020 Yeah, in a world where shy means rude, like France. 100 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:53,920 Maybe he's playing hard to get. 101 00:05:54,140 --> 00:05:57,220 Well, I gave him everything I had. I was warm. I was charming. 102 00:05:57,580 --> 00:06:01,660 I was job interview Greg, and I'll tell you what he was. He was Mr. Yep all 103 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:02,820 night long. Yep. 104 00:06:04,340 --> 00:06:05,340 Yep. 105 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:06,920 Yep. 106 00:06:07,620 --> 00:06:09,460 It's like having dinner with Sling Blade. 107 00:06:11,940 --> 00:06:15,160 Sounds like someone finally got a taste of his own medicine. Oh, what? 108 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,160 Greg. That's exactly how you usually behave. 109 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:21,200 How many times have we met couples where you wanted nothing to do with the 110 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,600 husband? Yeah, but those guys are like the fat cousins. 111 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:25,040 What? 112 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:28,920 You remember when you were young and your mom made you take your fat cousin 113 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:30,360 didn't have any friends to the movies? 114 00:06:33,180 --> 00:06:36,800 I didn't have any fat cousins. Well, that's exactly what those women are 115 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:37,800 with their husbands. 116 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,160 Oh, skinny cousins took me to the movies. 117 00:06:46,670 --> 00:06:48,770 Oh, my God. Alan thinks I'm the fat cousin. 118 00:06:49,270 --> 00:06:51,230 Oh, my God. I was the fat cousin. 119 00:06:58,510 --> 00:06:59,510 Tim, 120 00:07:00,970 --> 00:07:05,310 I can't believe this. He thinks I'm some loser husband who doesn't have any 121 00:07:05,310 --> 00:07:06,310 friends. What a jerk. 122 00:07:06,710 --> 00:07:09,190 Well, you only have to be nice to him one more time. Why? 123 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:12,750 Well, they invited us to their house. We have to reciprocate. Yeah, it's called 124 00:07:12,750 --> 00:07:13,750 etiquette. 125 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:18,989 these rules. 126 00:07:18,990 --> 00:07:22,230 It's just one more time. Then Andrea and I can be friends and we'll leave you 127 00:07:22,230 --> 00:07:25,850 guys out of it. Well, fine, but don't even expect me to try this time. He 128 00:07:25,850 --> 00:07:27,290 he's going to give me the cold shoulder? 129 00:07:27,850 --> 00:07:29,410 Liquid nitrogen, baby. 130 00:07:36,810 --> 00:07:39,230 All right, next guy who wants to buy is your boyfriend. 131 00:07:39,590 --> 00:07:40,590 Shut up. 132 00:07:43,190 --> 00:07:44,190 There's your boyfriend. 133 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:45,550 There's your boyfriend. That's stupid. 134 00:07:45,870 --> 00:07:46,870 Shut up. 135 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:51,580 Yeah, well, next girl who walks by is your girlfriend. 136 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:58,120 Excuse me. 137 00:07:58,160 --> 00:07:59,160 Sit down. 138 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,120 Stupid. 139 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:04,000 Hi. Hey. 140 00:08:04,260 --> 00:08:05,260 Hi. 141 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,180 Excuse me, look, we hate to bother you, but we just want to let you know that 142 00:08:08,180 --> 00:08:10,340 the homeless shelter's right around the corner. 143 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:14,500 I think they're giving out turkey sandwiches. 144 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:18,680 You know, we're not homeless. We're waiting in line. 145 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:21,159 What line? 146 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:22,680 The line to register for classes. 147 00:08:23,460 --> 00:08:24,359 Registration's tomorrow? 148 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:26,100 Yeah. You'd better get in line. 149 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:29,200 I should call Katie and Michelle and tell them to get down here. 150 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:52,700 We'll go around the corner, fix up some turkey sandwiches. 151 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:02,120 What are you doing? 152 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:03,540 I'm watching the game. 153 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:07,560 Well, turn it off. Andrea and Alan are here. I'm not going to turn it off. You 154 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:08,560 can't turn it off either. 155 00:09:09,540 --> 00:09:10,540 Damn, 156 00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:13,460 forgot about that. 157 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:17,780 Greg, you don't have to be his best friend. Let's just get through this 158 00:09:17,780 --> 00:09:19,280 and it will all be over with. Fine. 159 00:09:25,130 --> 00:09:28,150 One of my patients called and, well, that's just how it is when you're a 160 00:09:29,310 --> 00:09:31,050 Well, come on in. Welcome to our house. 161 00:09:31,410 --> 00:09:32,410 Okay, Greg. 162 00:09:32,570 --> 00:09:33,570 Do you remember Alice? 163 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:36,450 Yep. 164 00:09:40,050 --> 00:09:43,150 Dinner will be ready in a few minutes. Andrea, it's your turn for the grand 165 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:44,150 tour. Great. 166 00:09:44,530 --> 00:09:47,310 Come on, it won't take very long. No, I guess not. 167 00:10:00,140 --> 00:10:01,680 Just so you know, I'm not the fat cousin. 168 00:10:06,460 --> 00:10:09,920 What are you talking about? I'm not some loser who gets fixed up with his wife's 169 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:13,160 friends like somebody's fat cousin. I'm not the fat cousin. I'm the pretty one. 170 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:21,260 Whatever. Hey, hey, don't whatever me. I'm the whatever guy, okay? 171 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,740 Uh -huh, yep, whatever. That's all mine. 172 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:27,100 I don't want to be here any more than you do, okay? And don't think that I 173 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:28,100 know what you're doing. 174 00:10:28,190 --> 00:10:30,150 Because I'm usually the one who gets stuck with the losers. 175 00:10:32,470 --> 00:10:33,470 I'm right, aren't I? 176 00:10:33,970 --> 00:10:37,750 Look, I'm sorry. It's just that I... Hey, hey, hey. Save your apology. I 177 00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:40,370 care. I'm like you, buddy. You don't want to be my friend. I don't want to be 178 00:10:40,370 --> 00:10:41,850 yours. We just need to get through this. 179 00:10:42,490 --> 00:10:45,990 No, I really am sorry. It's just that I've been through this a million times 180 00:10:45,990 --> 00:10:47,610 I always get stuck with the loser. 181 00:10:47,830 --> 00:10:49,630 Well, I've been through it two million times. 182 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:53,090 You know, why is it that our wives think that just because they make friends 183 00:10:53,090 --> 00:10:56,030 with someone that all of a sudden the husbands have to be friends too? I mean, 184 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:59,270 got enough... friend. Yeah, well, I've got more than enough friends. In fact, I 185 00:10:59,270 --> 00:11:01,610 was just saying, I might be thinking about cutting back. 186 00:11:03,690 --> 00:11:06,730 Me too, and I don't have time for you. Well, I don't have time for you either. 187 00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:08,690 You know, you all right. 188 00:11:10,490 --> 00:11:14,330 Yeah, you're all right, too. You ought to have seen the last guy I had to spend 189 00:11:14,330 --> 00:11:17,670 the evening with. All night long, he talked about his Jack Russell Terriers. 190 00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:20,630 Man, I had a guy try to teach me yoga. 191 00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:23,630 Oh, Civil War buff. 192 00:11:24,110 --> 00:11:25,310 Ham radio operator. 193 00:11:25,650 --> 00:11:28,270 One guy made his own honey. Made me touch his bees. 194 00:11:31,770 --> 00:11:32,870 I had that guy. 195 00:11:33,070 --> 00:11:34,070 Yeah? I got stoned. 196 00:11:34,410 --> 00:11:35,850 Yeah, me too. Right there. 197 00:11:37,850 --> 00:11:41,790 You know, I was serious when I said I'm full up on friends. 198 00:11:43,450 --> 00:11:45,330 But I can always find room for one more. 199 00:11:46,990 --> 00:11:48,490 Yeah, I guess I could too. 200 00:11:49,590 --> 00:11:51,270 So you want to play Dungeons and Dragons? 201 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,640 I'm just kidding you. Let's watch a game. 202 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,460 Man, I didn't know it was going to be so cold tonight. 203 00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:13,100 Excuse me. 204 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:15,800 If you're not using that blanket, you mind if we borrow it? 205 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,000 Would you let us cut in front of you? 206 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:23,660 Are you trying to get into Econ 101 on Mondays and Wednesdays? 207 00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:25,340 No. Give me the damn blanket. 208 00:12:36,510 --> 00:12:37,510 Hey, 209 00:12:37,910 --> 00:12:38,869 look at that. 210 00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:41,390 People got half a bucket of chicken right there. 211 00:12:41,870 --> 00:12:42,870 Excuse me. 212 00:12:43,350 --> 00:12:46,670 Is that original or extra crispy? 213 00:12:47,570 --> 00:12:48,570 Extra crispy. 214 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,040 Well, this was really nice. 215 00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:06,280 Yeah. Oh, and I will have my decorator call you tomorrow. 216 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:09,760 Now, she's usually very busy, but I'll just tell her it's an emergency. 217 00:13:12,260 --> 00:13:13,260 Great. 218 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:17,340 Yeah, well, this evening was excruciating for me. Yeah, I feel sorry 219 00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:20,800 next husband you get picked up with. Hey, seriously, it was a lot of fun. 220 00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:21,820 man, we got to do this again. 221 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:22,960 Definitely. 222 00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:25,680 Too soon for a hug? A little bit. Okay. 223 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:28,679 Drive safe. 224 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:29,940 Good night. Good night. 225 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,500 Thank you so much. 226 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,520 What was that for? 227 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:39,620 I never expected you to make such an effort. 228 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,180 No effort at all. 229 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:43,460 Well, I really appreciate that you did it for me. 230 00:13:43,860 --> 00:13:46,400 And the good news is you'll never see them again. 231 00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:47,900 What? 232 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,840 That woman is starting to drive me nuts. 233 00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:52,440 She never shuts up. 234 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,500 Criticizing everything about the house. 235 00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:56,640 She said she'd like to see more earth tone. 236 00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:58,220 Here's an idea. Drop dead. 237 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:01,240 Wait a minute. What about Alan? 238 00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:04,290 What about him? You're off the hook. I don't want to be off the hook. I like 239 00:14:04,290 --> 00:14:05,290 him. What? 240 00:14:05,490 --> 00:14:09,190 I like him. He likes me. We're friends. I told him we'd plan something for next 241 00:14:09,190 --> 00:14:10,190 weekend. 242 00:14:12,190 --> 00:14:13,109 I'm not going. 243 00:14:13,110 --> 00:14:14,110 Oh, yes, you are. 244 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:17,830 I did it for you. For once I make friends, you're going to have to learn 245 00:14:17,830 --> 00:14:19,730 friends with the wife starting next weekend. 246 00:14:21,170 --> 00:14:22,170 Well, that's not fair. 247 00:14:22,450 --> 00:14:25,870 Kim, your sister and your brother -in -law, who barely graduated from high 248 00:14:25,870 --> 00:14:28,350 school, get to live in the same size house as I do. 249 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,680 Fair went out the window a long time ago. 250 00:14:57,740 --> 00:14:59,260 your roommate again for this really cool watch. 251 00:15:00,060 --> 00:15:03,320 Hey, uh, you're not upset that we moved this far back in line, are you? 252 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:07,640 No, no. I mean, no one I let in front of us is taking the classes I want. 253 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:10,800 Besides, you know, I'm going to college to make our lives better. 254 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:14,320 And all this stuff we've gotten, I think our lives are better already. 255 00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:18,440 Hey, looks like they're opening up. 256 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:24,000 What are we all doing here? 257 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:25,900 We're waiting to register for classes. 258 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:27,520 Huh? 259 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,320 Hey, folks, you guys don't need to be here. 260 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:34,180 You register online, not in line. 261 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,660 I don't know who told you to wait out here. 262 00:16:01,450 --> 00:16:03,850 been thinking about joining the country club, but we gotta find one that has 263 00:16:03,850 --> 00:16:04,850 golf and tennis. 264 00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,090 Andrea plays tennis. 265 00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:09,850 Get out of here. Kim plays tennis. She was the captain of her high school team. 266 00:16:10,130 --> 00:16:11,130 Really? 267 00:16:12,790 --> 00:16:13,790 Yep. 268 00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:18,510 Hey, have you guys been to Hawaii? 269 00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,610 No, no, we haven't. Then we should go. 270 00:16:20,950 --> 00:16:24,630 The women can play tennis and the men can play golf. It'll be perfect. Kim, do 271 00:16:24,630 --> 00:16:25,349 you hear that? 272 00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:26,350 It's perfect. 273 00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:29,310 Alan, could you help me bring out the coffee, please? 274 00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:30,590 No problem. 275 00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:32,310 Be right back, y 'all. 276 00:16:37,150 --> 00:16:38,390 What are you doing? 277 00:16:39,870 --> 00:16:41,330 Just having fun with my friend. 278 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:47,230 I am not going on vacation with her. Well, I don't know, Kim. Sammy loves 279 00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:48,450 Alan and I are friends. 280 00:16:48,770 --> 00:16:52,530 Kim, if I may quote the poster with the dangling kitty above your desk. 281 00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:53,970 Hang in there, baby. 282 00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:57,630 I need another drink. 283 00:16:59,790 --> 00:17:03,810 You owe me this. Look, I am only being nice to her because you asked me to, but 284 00:17:03,810 --> 00:17:07,250 there is no way I am going away on vacation with that prissy little twit. 285 00:17:07,710 --> 00:17:08,710 She's nice. 286 00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:09,890 Oh, please. 287 00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:13,010 She's so sweet and cheerful. She makes me want to throw up. 288 00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:16,650 And all I do, I just try and help her. She's so clueless, she doesn't even 289 00:17:16,650 --> 00:17:18,010 realize how much help she really needs. 290 00:17:19,890 --> 00:17:20,890 Excuse me? 291 00:17:23,829 --> 00:17:25,310 You think I need your help? 292 00:17:25,550 --> 00:17:27,349 Well, I think you need somebody's help. 293 00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:31,120 If my hair was on fire. 294 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:35,040 Fire is the only thing that's going to help that hair anyway. 295 00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:38,860 Hey, everything all right in here? 296 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,500 No. 297 00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:44,820 Apparently Andrea has a problem with me because I don't listen to all of her 298 00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:47,160 condescending advice and immediately do everything that she says. 299 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,780 Well, I can't help it if you're psychologically unable to confront your 300 00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:54,260 inadequacies. And I should know. I am a doctor. I know. 301 00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:02,100 What, doctor? 302 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:05,140 I'm going to go home, take two aspirin, and call you a bitch. 303 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:15,760 I need to go lay down. 304 00:18:15,980 --> 00:18:18,540 Oh, my God, her little voice just goes through my skull. 305 00:18:31,530 --> 00:18:32,870 This could all blow over. 306 00:18:36,910 --> 00:18:37,910 Probably not. 307 00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:41,930 What are we going to do? 308 00:18:44,450 --> 00:18:45,830 We could see each other anyway. 309 00:18:48,990 --> 00:18:49,990 When? 310 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,450 I don't know. Weekends? 311 00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:55,090 Nah, I spend my weekends with my wife and kids. 312 00:18:55,430 --> 00:18:56,430 Yeah. 313 00:18:56,850 --> 00:18:57,850 Me too. 314 00:18:59,850 --> 00:19:00,990 We could talk on the phone. 315 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,850 Nah, that won't be very satisfying. 316 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:09,470 So what are you trying to say? 317 00:19:12,390 --> 00:19:13,630 I think we both know. 318 00:19:17,870 --> 00:19:18,870 Clean break, huh? 319 00:19:19,490 --> 00:19:20,490 I think it's best. 320 00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:28,690 She's going to set you up with other husbands, isn't she? 321 00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:34,110 Yeah, but it's not going to be the same. It's probably going to be another 322 00:19:34,110 --> 00:19:38,190 loser. Well, that does make me feel better. 323 00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:43,630 And remember, if Kim divorces you or, God forbid, dies, 324 00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:47,090 you've got a friend. 325 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:51,450 I hear you. 326 00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:54,850 Well, goodbye, 327 00:19:55,850 --> 00:19:56,850 buddy. 328 00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:02,580 Bye, buddy. 329 00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:13,380 I'm so happy we could finally get together to give Greg and David a chance 330 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,380 meet. Yeah. 331 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:33,820 I chose to freeze. 332 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:37,340 I don't know what you got. 333 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:40,120 Until it's gone. 334 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:45,280 And I find out. And if you can let me in. 335 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:49,160 I'd be all about you. 336 00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:52,860 Getting used to. 337 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,700 To learn to live with it. 338 00:21:22,730 --> 00:21:25,790 David just asked if you wanted to go lawn bowling on Sunday, do you? 339 00:21:28,670 --> 00:21:29,670 Yeah. 340 00:21:30,410 --> 00:21:31,410 Yeah. 24688

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