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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:56,646 --> 00:01:57,479 - Oh. 2 00:01:59,845 --> 00:02:01,479 I forgot my keys on the bus. 3 00:02:08,578 --> 00:02:12,312 And definitely forgot my Three Musketeers bar too. 4 00:02:13,578 --> 00:02:14,810 - Why do you care? 5 00:02:14,910 --> 00:02:16,411 - Favorite candy bar? 6 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:17,944 - No, your keys. 7 00:02:18,044 --> 00:02:19,478 - My keys are my keys. 8 00:02:21,578 --> 00:02:22,578 - So what? 9 00:02:22,678 --> 00:02:24,645 - Well, I got my front door key. 10 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:25,810 Garage key. 11 00:02:25,910 --> 00:02:27,810 Bike lock key, shed key. 12 00:02:27,909 --> 00:02:30,411 - Yeah, but why do you care about your keys at all? 13 00:02:30,511 --> 00:02:31,976 - They're my keys. 14 00:02:33,809 --> 00:02:35,843 I wish I had basketball right now. 15 00:02:35,943 --> 00:02:37,311 I love dunkin'. 16 00:02:37,411 --> 00:02:38,244 Oh! 17 00:02:39,043 --> 00:02:40,378 I think I lied, dude. 18 00:02:40,477 --> 00:02:41,677 I don't think any of these is gonna be left 19 00:02:41,776 --> 00:02:43,310 by the time we get to the bottom. 20 00:02:46,909 --> 00:02:48,644 - I love chips, dude. 21 00:02:48,744 --> 00:02:51,176 You know who loves chips even more than me? 22 00:02:51,277 --> 00:02:52,110 Jeremy. 23 00:02:52,942 --> 00:02:54,343 He turned five last week. 24 00:02:54,443 --> 00:02:56,908 He was at a birthday party just eating chips. 25 00:02:58,075 --> 00:03:00,377 I never thought I'd have a kid who loved chips. 26 00:03:09,509 --> 00:03:10,743 Nice shoes, man. 27 00:03:10,842 --> 00:03:11,942 Nice shoes, dude. 28 00:03:15,975 --> 00:03:18,175 I told you, this was gonna be hardcore, man. 29 00:03:19,974 --> 00:03:21,842 You didn't even bring proper pants. 30 00:03:34,041 --> 00:03:34,841 Oh. 31 00:03:37,608 --> 00:03:38,408 But no. 32 00:03:39,774 --> 00:03:41,241 Clarence Bates. 33 00:03:41,341 --> 00:03:43,742 I mean, he used to be way cooler, 34 00:03:43,841 --> 00:03:48,906 but he was the guy who'd go fishing, 35 00:03:50,007 --> 00:03:51,708 and he'd catch a bunch of, 36 00:03:51,806 --> 00:03:54,074 just a whole lot of carp. 37 00:03:54,174 --> 00:03:56,940 And carp suck because they're like bottom feeders. 38 00:03:57,041 --> 00:04:00,275 And so he'd come out in the woods, 39 00:04:00,375 --> 00:04:02,440 and he dump all the carp in a big pile. 40 00:04:04,607 --> 00:04:05,440 And then... 41 00:04:08,108 --> 00:04:08,840 Oh man. 42 00:04:08,940 --> 00:04:10,674 Marty, I can't even hear you, dude. 43 00:04:10,806 --> 00:04:12,407 Are you talking? 44 00:04:12,507 --> 00:04:13,507 Oh, you're right there. 45 00:04:18,073 --> 00:04:22,540 And he'd pour all these piles of carp out in the woods. 46 00:04:31,007 --> 00:04:33,239 Oh, let's go this way, man. 47 00:04:35,206 --> 00:04:36,040 Oh. 48 00:04:38,172 --> 00:04:41,139 And they get all stinky and rotten. 49 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:42,306 Come on, dude. 50 00:04:42,406 --> 00:04:45,804 Come on. 51 00:04:45,904 --> 00:04:47,106 And then, like, kids... 52 00:04:48,139 --> 00:04:51,672 Kids would like find them after school 53 00:04:51,771 --> 00:04:54,072 and then take them home. 54 00:04:54,172 --> 00:04:57,904 And tell their mom they want fish for dinner, 55 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:00,072 'cause they found them at the carp pile. 56 00:05:00,938 --> 00:05:02,139 But now Clarence sucks. 57 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:06,804 Oh. 58 00:05:08,372 --> 00:05:09,105 Samurai walk. 59 00:05:09,205 --> 00:05:10,071 Oh. 60 00:05:11,672 --> 00:05:13,238 Oh. 61 00:05:13,338 --> 00:05:14,572 Oh. 62 00:05:14,672 --> 00:05:16,005 It's right up here. I'm telling you, 63 00:05:16,105 --> 00:05:18,138 this is definitely the spot for it. 64 00:05:18,238 --> 00:05:19,903 You are gonna lose your brain, dude. 65 00:05:20,005 --> 00:05:21,803 This is gonna be so awesome. 66 00:05:24,738 --> 00:05:27,471 Chad Arlt's cousin put this out here like, 67 00:05:27,571 --> 00:05:29,038 I don't know, a long time ago. 68 00:05:29,903 --> 00:05:30,971 And I know this right here. 69 00:05:31,071 --> 00:05:32,770 I know this right here. 70 00:05:35,937 --> 00:05:37,404 Right here, dude. 71 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:38,504 Right here. 72 00:05:38,604 --> 00:05:39,537 Yep. 73 00:05:39,638 --> 00:05:40,437 Check it out. 74 00:05:43,037 --> 00:05:44,204 Like, right in here. 75 00:05:49,403 --> 00:05:50,503 Like... 76 00:05:50,603 --> 00:05:51,436 Hold on a second. 77 00:05:51,536 --> 00:05:52,970 Give me like, one minute, dude. 78 00:05:53,070 --> 00:05:54,937 - No, we don't have time to look for your bullshit. 79 00:05:55,037 --> 00:05:56,137 - This will be worth it. 80 00:05:56,236 --> 00:05:58,637 You are gonna love this the most of anybody. 81 00:05:58,737 --> 00:05:59,536 Hold on. 82 00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:04,136 Ah, man. 83 00:06:05,603 --> 00:06:06,403 Hold on, dude. 84 00:06:08,303 --> 00:06:09,868 Ah, crap. 85 00:06:12,236 --> 00:06:13,003 Where are we? 86 00:06:14,835 --> 00:06:15,936 Marty, one second. 87 00:06:16,801 --> 00:06:17,801 Hold on. 88 00:06:17,902 --> 00:06:19,469 This might not be the right spot. 89 00:06:21,335 --> 00:06:22,136 Just wait, dude. 90 00:06:27,402 --> 00:06:29,335 No, we're due East. 91 00:06:29,435 --> 00:06:31,235 We're due East. Definitely. 92 00:06:31,335 --> 00:06:32,669 Nope. 93 00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:33,767 You were wrong again. 94 00:06:33,867 --> 00:06:34,901 Wrong spot. 95 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:37,800 This way. 96 00:06:46,068 --> 00:06:49,068 My name is Derek Skiba and you're watching Faces of Death. 97 00:06:49,168 --> 00:06:50,368 - They don't do intro. 98 00:06:50,468 --> 00:06:51,767 - Oh my gosh. 99 00:06:51,868 --> 00:06:54,534 Marty, I'm just, I'm rolling right now. 100 00:06:54,635 --> 00:06:55,967 Don't say anything, okay? 101 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:58,234 Just let me do this. 102 00:06:58,334 --> 00:06:59,167 Take two. 103 00:07:00,568 --> 00:07:03,967 My name is Derek Skiba and you're watching Faces of Death. 104 00:07:04,067 --> 00:07:06,900 And I'm gonna get a bottle rocket in my face. 105 00:07:11,467 --> 00:07:16,467 Oh, Marty, when I point to you, you shoot the bottle rocket. 106 00:07:17,867 --> 00:07:19,200 - It's not gonna kill you. 107 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:20,533 - Oh. 108 00:07:20,634 --> 00:07:22,433 Haven't you ever seen Faces of Death? 109 00:07:22,533 --> 00:07:23,634 Not everybody dies in it. 110 00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:25,333 They get, like, sometimes it's just like, 111 00:07:25,433 --> 00:07:26,966 cool, weird injuries, man. 112 00:07:27,066 --> 00:07:28,267 That's what this is. 113 00:07:28,367 --> 00:07:29,966 I point to you, you shoot the bottle rocket, 114 00:07:30,066 --> 00:07:31,433 you don't have to say anything. 115 00:07:31,533 --> 00:07:32,833 - Whatever, man. 116 00:07:34,765 --> 00:07:35,933 - Take three. 117 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:45,165 My name is Derek Skiba, and you're watching Faces of Death, 118 00:07:45,266 --> 00:07:48,399 and I'm gonna get a bottle rocket in my face. 119 00:08:01,399 --> 00:08:02,598 Dude! 120 00:08:02,698 --> 00:08:03,531 You almost got me. 121 00:08:19,798 --> 00:08:20,998 Marty, you got to check this out, man. 122 00:08:21,098 --> 00:08:22,764 This is gonna be really cool. 123 00:08:25,565 --> 00:08:26,365 Hell yeah. 124 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:31,360 Aw. 125 00:10:33,628 --> 00:10:35,460 Hey Marty, real quick, look. 126 00:10:37,326 --> 00:10:38,126 Aw! 127 00:10:48,359 --> 00:10:49,325 This one's pretty cool. 128 00:11:02,858 --> 00:11:05,392 Hey, check this out. 129 00:11:05,492 --> 00:11:06,259 Look at what I did right here. 130 00:11:06,359 --> 00:11:06,958 - What? 131 00:11:07,058 --> 00:11:08,659 - It's pretty cool. 132 00:11:08,758 --> 00:11:09,525 Yeah. - Oh. 133 00:11:10,758 --> 00:11:11,726 - Here we go! 134 00:11:21,726 --> 00:11:22,791 I'm done with that! 135 00:11:50,691 --> 00:11:51,523 Come on. 136 00:11:52,924 --> 00:11:55,090 This is a cool spot, man. 137 00:11:57,323 --> 00:11:58,156 Oh yeah. 138 00:11:59,756 --> 00:12:01,823 This would be a good spot to look for it. 139 00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:05,257 I wanna get up here, though. 140 00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:05,923 - Oh, come on. 141 00:12:06,023 --> 00:12:07,489 - Yeah, help me up. 142 00:12:07,590 --> 00:12:08,690 Come on, help me up. 143 00:12:08,789 --> 00:12:10,756 Come on. 144 00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:12,990 You know, hold my foot, lift me up. 145 00:12:13,090 --> 00:12:14,356 Come on. 146 00:12:14,456 --> 00:12:15,356 Ready? One, two. 147 00:12:16,356 --> 00:12:17,489 Oh yeah. 148 00:12:17,590 --> 00:12:19,289 Oh yeah. 149 00:12:19,389 --> 00:12:20,724 Oh yeah. 150 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,690 Oh, this is a good place to look. 151 00:12:22,789 --> 00:12:25,222 This is a good place to look. 152 00:12:25,322 --> 00:12:26,122 Oh yeah. 153 00:12:27,356 --> 00:12:28,523 Oh yeah. - Come on. 154 00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:29,723 I'm wet and cold. 155 00:12:29,822 --> 00:12:30,788 Miserable. 156 00:12:31,522 --> 00:12:32,522 - Huh? 157 00:12:32,623 --> 00:12:33,755 I told you. 158 00:12:33,855 --> 00:12:35,488 Pack appropriately. 159 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:36,589 Not that stuff. 160 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:37,855 - Yeah, well we'd be there by now 161 00:12:37,955 --> 00:12:39,189 if we didn't have to stop every five minutes 162 00:12:39,288 --> 00:12:40,321 for your nonsense. 163 00:12:40,421 --> 00:12:41,989 - You said you were gonna come on this trip for me. 164 00:12:42,089 --> 00:12:43,855 This is part of the deal, man. 165 00:12:43,955 --> 00:12:46,088 - No, I said no such thing about that. 166 00:12:46,188 --> 00:12:48,723 - We are on a camping trip and we're gonna have a fire 167 00:12:48,822 --> 00:12:49,755 and we're gonna have a tent 168 00:12:49,854 --> 00:12:50,921 and we're gonna make food tonight. 169 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:52,255 That's part of the deal, man. 170 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:55,688 No, it's not gonna be a fucking fire, man. 171 00:12:55,787 --> 00:12:56,589 - Come on up here. 172 00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,255 Come on up here, this is cool. 173 00:12:58,355 --> 00:12:59,355 Oh, Marty, this. 174 00:12:59,455 --> 00:13:00,255 Come on. 175 00:13:00,355 --> 00:13:01,921 I'm still trying to find our directions. 176 00:13:02,021 --> 00:13:03,121 I think you're going the wrong way. 177 00:13:03,221 --> 00:13:05,588 I think you're definitely going the wrong way, 178 00:13:05,688 --> 00:13:06,954 Marty. Oh. 179 00:13:15,688 --> 00:13:18,053 That might be the right way. 180 00:13:19,488 --> 00:13:20,920 That might be the right way. 181 00:13:24,886 --> 00:13:26,254 Help me down. 182 00:13:26,354 --> 00:13:27,621 Marty! 183 00:13:27,721 --> 00:13:28,853 I'm stuck! 184 00:13:31,654 --> 00:13:32,487 Ah. 185 00:13:37,186 --> 00:13:38,053 Ah! 186 00:13:43,952 --> 00:13:45,852 Marty, can you please help me, dude? 187 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,819 Marty, what are you doing, man? 188 00:13:54,353 --> 00:13:56,419 Whoa, what's that? 189 00:14:10,318 --> 00:14:13,385 Can you at least help start a fire? 190 00:14:16,519 --> 00:14:17,385 Please? 191 00:14:17,486 --> 00:14:18,218 You'd be good at that. 192 00:14:19,652 --> 00:14:21,118 - What? 193 00:14:21,218 --> 00:14:22,951 - I said you're good at building a fire. 194 00:14:23,051 --> 00:14:24,784 You know about fire. 195 00:14:25,351 --> 00:14:27,185 - The fuck is that supposed to mean? 196 00:14:29,751 --> 00:14:30,918 - What do you think it means, man? 197 00:14:31,018 --> 00:14:32,385 You know about fires. 198 00:14:33,818 --> 00:14:35,818 It's kind of the reason we're out here. 199 00:14:37,351 --> 00:14:38,217 - Shut the up! 200 00:14:38,317 --> 00:14:39,552 - Okay. 201 00:14:39,652 --> 00:14:41,184 Okay. 202 00:14:41,284 --> 00:14:41,917 Chill out. 203 00:14:42,017 --> 00:14:43,552 This is a relaxing camping trip. 204 00:14:43,651 --> 00:14:44,850 This is part of the deal. 205 00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:46,251 You helped me set up camp. 206 00:14:46,351 --> 00:14:47,651 We have a cool time. 207 00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:48,783 And if you're not gonna help me, 208 00:14:48,883 --> 00:14:50,917 I'm not gonna let you sleep in here with me. 209 00:14:54,316 --> 00:14:54,984 Oh my gosh. 210 00:14:55,084 --> 00:14:56,750 Where are the stakes, dude? 211 00:14:57,517 --> 00:14:59,083 I gave you the stakes bag. 212 00:15:02,551 --> 00:15:03,883 I have a stomach ache too, man. 213 00:15:03,983 --> 00:15:06,116 I shouldn't even be doing this with a stomach ache. 214 00:15:06,216 --> 00:15:08,517 You don't have a stomach ache. 215 00:15:08,618 --> 00:15:10,149 I have a bad stomach ache, dude. 216 00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:12,216 Oh. 217 00:15:15,650 --> 00:15:16,483 Oh. 218 00:15:20,516 --> 00:15:22,782 Yep. That ought to do it. 219 00:15:22,882 --> 00:15:24,182 That's gonna catch. 220 00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:26,082 Definitely. 221 00:15:27,148 --> 00:15:27,949 Yep. 222 00:15:29,315 --> 00:15:30,148 Yep. 223 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,948 Oh, I just gotta add. 224 00:15:37,848 --> 00:15:40,182 Oh, come on, man. 225 00:15:41,716 --> 00:15:42,781 Oh. 226 00:15:44,182 --> 00:15:45,515 Hold on, dude. 227 00:15:45,616 --> 00:15:46,382 It's gonna be... 228 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:49,682 Don't rush me. 229 00:15:49,781 --> 00:15:50,982 Just don't rush me. 230 00:15:53,349 --> 00:15:54,181 Oh, yeah. 231 00:15:56,114 --> 00:15:56,947 Oh yeah. 232 00:15:58,181 --> 00:15:59,114 Maybe you're not the only one 233 00:15:59,214 --> 00:16:01,747 who knows how to start a fire around here. 234 00:16:04,382 --> 00:16:05,214 Yes. 235 00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:14,381 Where's all the cardboard, Marty? 236 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,648 Oh yeah. 237 00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,113 Oh yeah, look at that. 238 00:16:23,213 --> 00:16:23,814 Look at that. 239 00:16:23,914 --> 00:16:24,980 That's gonna catch. 240 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,314 That's gonna catch. 241 00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:32,046 Yep. 242 00:16:34,046 --> 00:16:35,980 Is it, is it catching on your side? 243 00:16:37,348 --> 00:16:38,180 Marty? 244 00:16:39,348 --> 00:16:41,080 You should be helping. 245 00:16:41,180 --> 00:16:42,614 Damn it. 246 00:16:42,714 --> 00:16:44,946 Oh yeah, this isn't so bad. 247 00:16:46,212 --> 00:16:47,913 You see my Jager Grail, right? 248 00:16:49,746 --> 00:16:50,746 You want a drink? 249 00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:55,212 Mm. 250 00:16:55,313 --> 00:16:56,112 Mm. 251 00:16:57,313 --> 00:16:58,778 Hmm. 252 00:16:58,878 --> 00:17:00,778 I love my Jager Grail. 253 00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:06,212 I was, I was wondering, 254 00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:10,512 I was thinking last night like, 255 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,178 you were in there for a long time 256 00:17:13,379 --> 00:17:15,178 and like, do they have... 257 00:17:15,713 --> 00:17:17,178 They have like, those cool weight benches 258 00:17:17,279 --> 00:17:19,713 with the big, those big heavy weights and stuff 259 00:17:19,812 --> 00:17:21,778 and like, anybody could use those? 260 00:17:23,178 --> 00:17:24,312 - Yes. 261 00:17:24,412 --> 00:17:26,346 - I didn't know that if I went in there, man, 262 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:27,678 I would get ripped. 263 00:17:27,777 --> 00:17:29,111 It's like all I'd ever do, man. 264 00:17:29,212 --> 00:17:31,346 Just be, just... 265 00:17:31,445 --> 00:17:32,612 Mm. 266 00:17:32,712 --> 00:17:33,811 Mm. 267 00:17:33,911 --> 00:17:35,378 Getting ripped. 268 00:17:35,478 --> 00:17:36,678 And you probably... 269 00:17:36,777 --> 00:17:39,844 Did you, you probably took showers 270 00:17:39,944 --> 00:17:43,278 with like big guys with cool tattoos 271 00:17:43,378 --> 00:17:45,777 and scars and big penises and stuff? 272 00:17:47,143 --> 00:17:48,110 - Yes. 273 00:17:49,910 --> 00:17:51,743 - Can I do a little show for you? 274 00:17:51,843 --> 00:17:53,378 I'm gonna do a little show for you. 275 00:17:53,478 --> 00:17:54,378 I've been. Okay. 276 00:18:00,444 --> 00:18:01,278 Okay. 277 00:18:02,178 --> 00:18:03,010 Oh. 278 00:18:12,076 --> 00:18:12,909 Come on. 279 00:18:26,676 --> 00:18:29,476 Dude, they weren't even plugged in! 280 00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:32,076 Oh. 281 00:18:36,309 --> 00:18:37,176 Oh. 282 00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:40,610 Oh no. 283 00:18:40,710 --> 00:18:42,108 I had a little show. 284 00:18:42,209 --> 00:18:43,041 Hold on. 285 00:18:44,543 --> 00:18:45,376 Hold on. 286 00:18:49,243 --> 00:18:50,409 Hold on, Marty. 287 00:18:55,741 --> 00:18:56,741 Okay. 288 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:02,774 Marty, can you hear this? 289 00:19:02,874 --> 00:19:03,675 Here we go. 290 00:19:03,774 --> 00:19:04,808 It's gonna start. 291 00:19:04,908 --> 00:19:06,108 Here we go, here we go. 292 00:19:09,242 --> 00:19:12,940 ♪ I'm not the one who's so far away ♪ 293 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:17,974 ♪ When I feel the Jager enter my veins ♪ 294 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:22,275 ♪ Never did I wanna be here again ♪ 295 00:19:24,175 --> 00:19:25,175 Skipping. 296 00:19:26,108 --> 00:19:27,374 Skipping. 297 00:19:40,006 --> 00:19:42,006 Oh I know what I need. 298 00:19:43,006 --> 00:19:44,174 Mm. 299 00:19:44,274 --> 00:19:47,074 Ah. 300 00:19:52,473 --> 00:19:55,373 ♪ Jager enter my veins ♪ 301 00:19:55,473 --> 00:19:56,607 This is cool, dude. 302 00:19:56,707 --> 00:19:58,839 This is what I've been waiting for, dude. 303 00:19:59,906 --> 00:20:01,905 This is what I'm gonna miss about life. 304 00:20:05,473 --> 00:20:06,573 Oh yeah. 305 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:07,506 Yeah. 306 00:20:12,005 --> 00:20:13,173 Check this out, Marty. 307 00:20:13,273 --> 00:20:14,606 Check this out. 308 00:20:14,706 --> 00:20:15,505 Oh. 309 00:20:17,273 --> 00:20:18,073 Oh. 310 00:20:19,173 --> 00:20:20,005 Oh. 311 00:20:21,405 --> 00:20:22,905 Oh. 312 00:20:23,005 --> 00:20:25,938 You know what this is from. 313 00:20:26,038 --> 00:20:26,871 Oh. 314 00:20:29,105 --> 00:20:29,937 Oh. 315 00:20:32,172 --> 00:20:33,038 Oh. 316 00:20:35,038 --> 00:20:35,904 Oh. 317 00:20:37,272 --> 00:20:39,239 ♪ Semen ♪ 318 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,339 ♪ Semen ♪ 319 00:20:41,438 --> 00:20:46,571 ♪ Semen, semen ♪ 320 00:20:47,005 --> 00:20:50,471 ♪ I'm coming back again ♪ 321 00:20:50,571 --> 00:20:52,037 Here we go. 322 00:20:52,137 --> 00:20:55,571 ♪ I'm not the one who is so far away ♪ 323 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:59,371 ♪ When I feel the Jager into ♪ 324 00:21:06,604 --> 00:21:07,371 I lost it again. 325 00:21:07,470 --> 00:21:10,337 Dude, hold on. 326 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:15,170 ♪ I'm not the one who's so far away ♪ 327 00:21:15,270 --> 00:21:19,769 ♪ When I feel the Jager enter my veins ♪ 328 00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,570 I lost it again, dude, hold on. 329 00:21:29,669 --> 00:21:30,470 Oh. 330 00:21:31,437 --> 00:21:32,868 I got to go to bed. 331 00:21:32,970 --> 00:21:34,403 I got to go to bed. 332 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:37,436 Oh, I'm gonna sit right here. 333 00:21:37,536 --> 00:21:39,070 I'm gonna sit up. 334 00:21:39,170 --> 00:21:40,536 Oh. 335 00:21:40,636 --> 00:21:41,502 Oh. 336 00:21:41,603 --> 00:21:42,502 Thanks for coming, dude. 337 00:21:42,603 --> 00:21:43,768 This was... 338 00:21:43,868 --> 00:21:44,902 Thank you, dude. 339 00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:45,835 I needed this, man. 340 00:21:45,936 --> 00:21:47,536 I needed this so big time. 341 00:21:47,636 --> 00:21:49,269 I really need this, man. 342 00:21:49,369 --> 00:21:51,069 Oh yeah. 343 00:21:51,169 --> 00:21:52,336 Oh yeah. 344 00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:53,336 I'm gonna go night. 345 00:21:53,436 --> 00:21:55,002 I'm gonna go night. 346 00:21:56,035 --> 00:21:57,302 Let's go to bed, Marty. 347 00:21:58,402 --> 00:21:59,236 Let's go to bed. 348 00:22:01,269 --> 00:22:02,035 Come on. 349 00:22:02,135 --> 00:22:02,935 Oh. 350 00:22:14,702 --> 00:22:15,734 Okay. 351 00:22:20,766 --> 00:22:22,934 This is gonna be amazing, dude. 352 00:22:23,034 --> 00:22:24,468 This is definitely it. 353 00:22:24,568 --> 00:22:25,401 Definitely. 354 00:22:30,168 --> 00:22:31,168 Oh dang. 355 00:22:33,567 --> 00:22:34,601 Dang. 356 00:22:34,701 --> 00:22:35,968 Oh. 357 00:22:36,068 --> 00:22:39,001 I told you, I told you, I told you. 358 00:22:41,434 --> 00:22:42,300 Oh. 359 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,234 Oh. 360 00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:49,100 Oh yes. 361 00:22:51,033 --> 00:22:51,900 Oh. 362 00:22:52,933 --> 00:22:55,367 It's like that one Indiana Jones movie. 363 00:22:59,466 --> 00:23:00,799 Oh yeah. 364 00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:02,433 Look at this, dude. 365 00:23:02,533 --> 00:23:03,366 Here, look 366 00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:04,633 You're looking at this? 367 00:23:04,765 --> 00:23:05,732 Yeah. 368 00:23:14,533 --> 00:23:15,333 Oh yeah. 369 00:23:15,433 --> 00:23:16,665 Oh, this is nasty. 370 00:23:16,764 --> 00:23:18,166 Oh, look, dude! 371 00:23:20,731 --> 00:23:21,764 - That's what you've been looking for? 372 00:23:21,865 --> 00:23:22,865 - Yeah. 373 00:23:24,699 --> 00:23:26,099 Chad Arlt's cousin did this. 374 00:23:27,166 --> 00:23:28,498 Oh. 375 00:23:28,599 --> 00:23:30,165 Nasty! 376 00:23:30,265 --> 00:23:31,899 Nasty. 377 00:23:31,999 --> 00:23:32,798 Oh. 378 00:23:36,565 --> 00:23:39,465 Oh, this is raunchy! 379 00:23:42,298 --> 00:23:43,098 Look. 380 00:23:44,232 --> 00:23:45,065 Whoa! 381 00:23:52,464 --> 00:23:53,397 That was kind of cool. 382 00:23:55,965 --> 00:23:57,763 I mean, okay, I got. 383 00:23:57,864 --> 00:23:58,730 Okay, I got a better one. 384 00:23:58,831 --> 00:23:59,931 I got a better one. 385 00:24:01,164 --> 00:24:04,997 These are called Black Mambas. 386 00:24:12,797 --> 00:24:14,364 Watch yourself on this one, dude. 387 00:24:16,030 --> 00:24:17,364 Like plastic, dude. 388 00:24:17,463 --> 00:24:18,797 Everywhere. You ready? 389 00:24:18,897 --> 00:24:20,463 You should cover your ears too. 390 00:24:22,830 --> 00:24:24,230 This is big time. 391 00:24:25,663 --> 00:24:26,930 Here we go, dude. 392 00:24:27,030 --> 00:24:28,029 Oh! 393 00:24:33,797 --> 00:24:34,829 Well... 394 00:24:37,463 --> 00:24:38,796 Yeah, that kind of sucked. 395 00:24:40,430 --> 00:24:42,396 - Give me your Jager Grail. 396 00:24:42,495 --> 00:24:43,296 - What? 397 00:24:44,462 --> 00:24:46,063 - Just give it to me. 398 00:24:46,163 --> 00:24:46,996 - Why? 399 00:24:48,929 --> 00:24:50,029 - You drink Jager out of it, right? 400 00:24:50,129 --> 00:24:52,395 You named it your Jager Grail? 401 00:24:52,495 --> 00:24:53,395 - Yeah. 402 00:24:53,495 --> 00:24:55,696 - Well, are you gonna drink Jager ever again? 403 00:24:55,796 --> 00:24:57,128 Tomorrow? 404 00:24:57,229 --> 00:24:58,629 Ever? 405 00:24:58,728 --> 00:25:00,062 - Well- - Come on. 406 00:25:00,162 --> 00:25:01,861 - That's my Jager Grail, dude. 407 00:25:02,662 --> 00:25:04,529 That's 45 bucks. 408 00:25:04,629 --> 00:25:05,661 - So? 409 00:25:05,761 --> 00:25:07,028 It doesn't matter. 410 00:25:11,761 --> 00:25:13,361 - This is my Jager Grail, dude. 411 00:25:16,895 --> 00:25:18,161 What are you doing, dude? 412 00:25:20,695 --> 00:25:22,428 Whoa, what is that? 413 00:25:24,428 --> 00:25:25,861 - I made it. 414 00:25:25,961 --> 00:25:27,661 - Let me see that. 415 00:25:27,761 --> 00:25:28,561 I can tell you made it. 416 00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:31,161 It's got glue on it and stuff. 417 00:25:33,894 --> 00:25:34,695 It's heavy, dude. 418 00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:36,194 What is this, like a M-80? 419 00:25:37,594 --> 00:25:38,760 How many did you make? 420 00:25:38,860 --> 00:25:39,727 - Three. 421 00:25:39,827 --> 00:25:41,393 One for now, two for later. 422 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:46,994 - Whoa! 423 00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:11,993 Oh, you asshole. 424 00:26:17,292 --> 00:26:18,626 Oh. 425 00:26:18,726 --> 00:26:20,292 I thought that was gonna be hot. 426 00:26:23,326 --> 00:26:24,326 - That's the one. 427 00:26:24,426 --> 00:26:25,825 - What do you mean, the one? 428 00:26:26,693 --> 00:26:27,459 - You know. 429 00:26:28,693 --> 00:26:30,192 - Oh. 430 00:26:30,292 --> 00:26:31,693 - Show me. 431 00:26:31,792 --> 00:26:32,892 Let's practice. 432 00:26:33,992 --> 00:26:35,925 One, two, three, light. 433 00:26:36,025 --> 00:26:37,491 - My Jager Grail, dude. 434 00:26:40,225 --> 00:26:41,425 I... 435 00:26:41,525 --> 00:26:42,491 - Derek, show me. 436 00:26:42,592 --> 00:26:43,725 - Okay, I know, I know. 437 00:26:43,825 --> 00:26:44,626 I know. - Do you? 438 00:26:44,725 --> 00:26:45,693 - Yeah. 439 00:26:45,792 --> 00:26:47,225 - All right, one, two, three, light. 440 00:26:47,325 --> 00:26:48,626 - One, two, three, light. 441 00:26:48,725 --> 00:26:49,626 - Yeah. Show me. 442 00:26:49,725 --> 00:26:50,491 Oh yeah. 443 00:26:50,592 --> 00:26:51,358 One, two, three. 444 00:26:51,458 --> 00:26:52,258 Do it again. 445 00:26:52,358 --> 00:26:54,091 - One, two, three, light. 446 00:26:54,191 --> 00:26:56,024 - You got it? - One, two, three, light. 447 00:26:56,124 --> 00:26:58,258 - Yeah, one, two, three, light, one, two, three, light. 448 00:26:58,358 --> 00:26:58,991 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 449 00:26:59,091 --> 00:27:00,524 You sure? 450 00:27:00,625 --> 00:27:01,490 All right, yeah... 451 00:27:41,022 --> 00:27:42,489 Derek, what is this? 452 00:27:43,756 --> 00:27:44,989 - I'm peeing, Marty! 453 00:27:47,022 --> 00:27:48,489 - Derek, what the fuck is this? 454 00:27:52,189 --> 00:27:53,389 - What are you talking about? 455 00:27:53,488 --> 00:27:54,956 - These pink ribbons. 456 00:27:55,722 --> 00:27:56,855 What are they? 457 00:27:56,956 --> 00:27:59,222 - I don't know. The guy who owns this place, 458 00:27:59,322 --> 00:28:00,455 he put them on there. 459 00:28:00,556 --> 00:28:02,789 The DNR- 460 00:28:02,889 --> 00:28:03,855 - The guy who owns the land put them here? 461 00:28:03,956 --> 00:28:05,255 I saw you put them on here. 462 00:28:05,355 --> 00:28:07,121 What the fuck are they? 463 00:28:07,222 --> 00:28:09,222 Is this so you can find your way back? 464 00:28:23,689 --> 00:28:27,287 - I put it there in case you wanted to find your way back. 465 00:28:28,088 --> 00:28:29,487 - Well, I'm not going back. 466 00:28:29,589 --> 00:28:31,522 - Well, I'm not going back. 467 00:28:31,622 --> 00:28:32,921 - Well then, take it off. 468 00:28:34,689 --> 00:28:35,721 - Fine. 469 00:28:37,887 --> 00:28:40,020 - I'll strangle the fuck out of you right now. 470 00:28:42,287 --> 00:28:43,588 - You'll strangle me? 471 00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:47,254 If you strangle me, how are you gonna do it by yourself? 472 00:28:48,787 --> 00:28:49,753 - Do what? 473 00:28:53,154 --> 00:28:53,920 - You know. 474 00:28:54,753 --> 00:28:55,787 - Say it. 475 00:28:57,621 --> 00:28:58,920 - You still owe me money. 476 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:01,986 - For what? - I paid your bail. 477 00:29:02,086 --> 00:29:03,819 The 700 bucks, and you said you'd pay me back. 478 00:29:03,919 --> 00:29:05,752 And if you don't go to your court thing, 479 00:29:05,852 --> 00:29:07,386 I'm not gonna get that back. 480 00:29:07,487 --> 00:29:08,986 - Well, I'm not going to court. 481 00:29:11,653 --> 00:29:13,320 - Well then you owe me money, man. 482 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:15,719 - Okay. You don't get it. 483 00:29:15,819 --> 00:29:17,385 The money doesn't matter anymore. 484 00:29:17,486 --> 00:29:19,752 The fucking Jager Grail doesn't matter anymore. 485 00:29:19,852 --> 00:29:21,719 Nothing matters anymore. 486 00:29:23,319 --> 00:29:24,118 - I know that. 487 00:29:26,985 --> 00:29:29,752 It's still 700 bucks, though. 488 00:29:33,885 --> 00:29:34,620 Marty, what are you doing? 489 00:29:34,718 --> 00:29:35,486 That's my stuff! 490 00:29:35,587 --> 00:29:36,718 That's my stuff! 491 00:29:39,718 --> 00:29:40,652 Oh, cool. 492 00:29:40,751 --> 00:29:41,718 Cool. 493 00:29:41,818 --> 00:29:43,952 Break my $75 tent, plus my Jager Grail. 494 00:29:44,052 --> 00:29:45,652 That's like over a hundred bucks and the bail. 495 00:29:45,785 --> 00:29:47,152 You owe me like a thousand now. 496 00:29:47,251 --> 00:29:49,718 Good luck paying me back, you creepy felon, motherfucker. 497 00:29:49,818 --> 00:29:50,619 Don't you fight me! 498 00:29:50,718 --> 00:29:52,218 Don't you fight me! 499 00:29:52,318 --> 00:29:53,117 Ow! Fuck! 500 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,379 Woo! 501 00:32:31,479 --> 00:32:32,912 Marty. 502 00:32:33,012 --> 00:32:34,446 Oh. 503 00:32:34,546 --> 00:32:35,513 Woo. 504 00:32:35,613 --> 00:32:36,446 Whoa! 505 00:32:48,413 --> 00:32:50,078 Look, dude. 506 00:32:50,178 --> 00:32:51,078 We made it! 507 00:32:52,711 --> 00:32:53,878 The ocean. 508 00:32:56,078 --> 00:32:58,278 - No, this is the lake. 509 00:32:58,378 --> 00:32:59,679 - I know, just... 510 00:33:00,211 --> 00:33:02,911 I just wanted to call it the ocean, man. 511 00:33:03,010 --> 00:33:04,378 Woo. 512 00:33:04,478 --> 00:33:05,977 - All right, well, let's do it. 513 00:33:07,711 --> 00:33:08,777 - Do what? 514 00:33:08,877 --> 00:33:10,743 Oh, wait, no, wait, wait. 515 00:33:12,110 --> 00:33:13,843 We're gonna do it on the beach. 516 00:33:14,810 --> 00:33:16,177 - Yeah, we're on the beach. 517 00:33:16,278 --> 00:33:17,044 Here we are. 518 00:33:17,144 --> 00:33:18,211 - No, no, no. 519 00:33:18,312 --> 00:33:19,477 On the beach. 520 00:33:19,578 --> 00:33:20,477 You promised. 521 00:33:22,311 --> 00:33:23,211 - Down there? 522 00:33:24,843 --> 00:33:26,910 No, what have we gotta go down there for? 523 00:33:31,544 --> 00:33:32,444 - Oh yeah. 524 00:33:32,544 --> 00:33:33,344 - Fuck. 525 00:33:37,009 --> 00:33:37,842 - Oh. 526 00:33:38,976 --> 00:33:40,143 Oh yeah,. 527 00:33:42,109 --> 00:33:42,976 Woo! 528 00:33:44,510 --> 00:33:47,244 Oh yeah. 529 00:33:47,343 --> 00:33:52,577 Oh yeah. 530 00:33:52,677 --> 00:33:54,476 Oh yeah. 531 00:33:59,176 --> 00:33:59,975 Oh yeah. 532 00:34:01,276 --> 00:34:02,108 Oh yeah. 533 00:34:07,176 --> 00:34:08,008 Oh yeah. 534 00:34:09,542 --> 00:34:10,376 Oh yeah. 535 00:34:12,841 --> 00:34:15,210 One last swim. 536 00:34:24,141 --> 00:34:25,007 Let's do it. 537 00:34:25,107 --> 00:34:25,941 Woo! 538 00:34:47,106 --> 00:34:47,907 Ah. 539 00:34:49,408 --> 00:34:50,274 Ah. 540 00:34:54,408 --> 00:34:55,241 Ah. 541 00:34:59,739 --> 00:35:00,773 Oh. 542 00:35:02,408 --> 00:35:03,208 Ohh. 543 00:35:07,107 --> 00:35:07,906 Ah. 544 00:35:25,207 --> 00:35:26,005 Ah, woo! 545 00:35:28,407 --> 00:35:31,005 ♪ I'm going hungry, yeah ♪ 546 00:35:31,106 --> 00:35:34,140 ♪ I'm going hungry, yeah ♪ 547 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:35,772 Come on, dude! 548 00:35:35,872 --> 00:35:37,872 Come on, one last swim! 549 00:35:38,705 --> 00:35:39,872 Oh, come on. 550 00:35:43,139 --> 00:35:43,972 Woo! 551 00:35:48,306 --> 00:35:49,673 It's freezing, dude! 552 00:35:49,772 --> 00:35:50,971 Come on! 553 00:35:51,072 --> 00:35:51,871 Come on! 554 00:35:53,004 --> 00:35:54,406 Ah. 555 00:35:54,506 --> 00:35:55,306 Ah! 556 00:36:00,704 --> 00:36:01,704 Marty. 557 00:36:06,105 --> 00:36:06,904 Okay, man. 558 00:36:07,737 --> 00:36:09,271 You're missing it. 559 00:36:10,538 --> 00:36:12,104 You're missing out. 560 00:37:05,203 --> 00:37:06,036 Mm. 561 00:37:08,002 --> 00:37:08,868 Mm. 562 00:37:20,669 --> 00:37:21,701 Mm. 563 00:37:22,502 --> 00:37:23,335 Mm. 564 00:37:25,136 --> 00:37:26,002 Mm. 565 00:37:27,669 --> 00:37:29,302 Mm. 566 00:37:29,402 --> 00:37:30,202 Mm. 567 00:37:32,635 --> 00:37:33,468 Mm. 568 00:37:35,535 --> 00:37:36,368 Mm. 569 00:37:39,502 --> 00:37:40,335 Mm. 570 00:37:44,634 --> 00:37:45,435 Mm. 571 00:37:49,001 --> 00:37:49,867 Mm. 572 00:37:51,235 --> 00:37:52,068 Mm. 573 00:38:12,234 --> 00:38:13,034 Ha. 574 00:38:14,367 --> 00:38:15,201 Ha. 575 00:38:41,033 --> 00:38:43,365 I was thinking about something cool last night. 576 00:38:47,599 --> 00:38:48,365 What if instead 577 00:38:52,599 --> 00:38:55,299 we get like, we get a crotch rocket? 578 00:38:55,399 --> 00:38:58,265 Like we buy a crotch rocket, like a really cool one? 579 00:38:58,365 --> 00:38:59,332 Whatever. 580 00:38:59,432 --> 00:39:00,365 And we both get on it. 581 00:39:00,465 --> 00:39:02,098 You can drive if you want. 582 00:39:02,199 --> 00:39:05,532 And then, and then I'll get on the back, 583 00:39:05,631 --> 00:39:07,299 and we just get in that sucker... 584 00:39:10,199 --> 00:39:11,398 Hoo. 585 00:39:11,498 --> 00:39:12,298 And we just go... 586 00:39:16,464 --> 00:39:20,665 Just like, like 150 miles an hour down the street 587 00:39:20,764 --> 00:39:23,931 and just whap right into a store or something. 588 00:39:25,764 --> 00:39:27,364 That might be really cool, dude. 589 00:39:30,298 --> 00:39:31,264 - Last Gatorade. 590 00:39:33,997 --> 00:39:35,331 - Fine. Go for it. 591 00:39:38,264 --> 00:39:39,430 - No going back now. 592 00:39:42,430 --> 00:39:43,430 - I was also wondering, 593 00:39:44,964 --> 00:39:49,996 okay, do you know that if the police don't say, 594 00:39:52,030 --> 00:39:53,430 "you have the right to remain silent 595 00:39:53,530 --> 00:39:55,497 "and it can be used against you", 596 00:39:55,597 --> 00:39:56,695 like if they forget to say that 597 00:39:56,795 --> 00:40:01,130 or they didn't say that to you, then you're clear. 598 00:40:02,762 --> 00:40:03,963 - No, I'm guilty. 599 00:40:10,596 --> 00:40:11,429 - Okay. 600 00:40:12,462 --> 00:40:15,629 What if, and like, 601 00:40:15,728 --> 00:40:17,296 what if we just sit here for a little bit 602 00:40:17,396 --> 00:40:21,162 and then like this big ocean liner comes by 603 00:40:21,262 --> 00:40:23,429 and we just swim out there like mad, 604 00:40:23,529 --> 00:40:25,895 just huff it, jump on that sucker, 605 00:40:25,995 --> 00:40:28,929 and then just wherever it takes us, it takes us 606 00:40:29,029 --> 00:40:30,396 and we get like, change our names, 607 00:40:30,495 --> 00:40:33,662 get some cool new clothes, hang out with some cool chicks, 608 00:40:33,762 --> 00:40:35,162 and we've got like a whole new life. 609 00:40:35,261 --> 00:40:36,129 - I'm guilty. 610 00:40:42,161 --> 00:40:42,994 - Okay. 611 00:40:50,228 --> 00:40:52,661 That was pretty fucked up what you did, man. 612 00:40:52,794 --> 00:40:53,726 And I don't know. 613 00:40:54,961 --> 00:40:58,594 You know, Joe Domingo's dad used to work there, 614 00:40:58,693 --> 00:41:01,128 and he went the next day to help him clean up, 615 00:41:01,228 --> 00:41:06,194 and he said it was just like melted tire rubber everywhere. 616 00:41:08,060 --> 00:41:12,227 Like it melted into the sidewalk and into the streets 617 00:41:12,327 --> 00:41:15,294 and, and people who saw the fire that day said, 618 00:41:15,394 --> 00:41:18,527 it was like a mushroom cloud, just black. 619 00:41:18,626 --> 00:41:22,294 And, and that could probably, that probably somebody said 620 00:41:22,927 --> 00:41:25,160 like, put like a little new hole in the ozone layer. 621 00:41:25,260 --> 00:41:29,293 But anyway, that I, I can't believe you did that, man. 622 00:41:29,393 --> 00:41:30,826 Like, why would you do that? 623 00:41:33,793 --> 00:41:34,860 - I didn't mean to. 624 00:41:59,225 --> 00:42:02,725 - You don't think that we can go to hell for this, right? 625 00:42:02,825 --> 00:42:03,859 - No. 626 00:42:06,258 --> 00:42:07,091 - Why not? 627 00:42:09,592 --> 00:42:10,824 - Because hell doesn't exist. 628 00:42:10,925 --> 00:42:11,724 - Oh, come on, man. 629 00:42:11,824 --> 00:42:12,758 You don't know that. 630 00:42:12,858 --> 00:42:14,292 You don't know that. 631 00:42:14,392 --> 00:42:15,558 - I do. 632 00:42:15,659 --> 00:42:16,758 God told me. 633 00:42:17,824 --> 00:42:19,758 - Oh, come on, man. 634 00:42:20,724 --> 00:42:21,491 That doesn't... 635 00:42:21,591 --> 00:42:23,324 When did you see God? 636 00:42:23,424 --> 00:42:24,457 Did you see him in jail? 637 00:42:26,457 --> 00:42:27,357 - Mm-mm. 638 00:42:27,457 --> 00:42:30,424 When I was a kid, I was digging in my backyard 639 00:42:32,024 --> 00:42:34,457 and he was like way down there. 640 00:42:36,257 --> 00:42:37,924 - And you asked him that. 641 00:42:42,024 --> 00:42:42,924 - Yeah. 642 00:42:43,024 --> 00:42:45,723 And he told me, there's no hell. 643 00:42:49,690 --> 00:42:51,024 Mm-hmm. 644 00:42:51,124 --> 00:42:56,323 - Well, I don't know because I saw, I saw this documentary, 645 00:42:56,757 --> 00:42:59,123 like a real documentary on CBC. 646 00:42:59,223 --> 00:43:03,658 And this guy got in this sick car accident. 647 00:43:03,756 --> 00:43:04,789 So nasty. 648 00:43:04,889 --> 00:43:09,356 He was just like, oh, out. 649 00:43:09,923 --> 00:43:11,856 But they still took him to the hospital 650 00:43:11,956 --> 00:43:15,657 and he was still just, eh, just totally out. 651 00:43:15,756 --> 00:43:18,355 And then like an hour later, he woke up, 652 00:43:18,455 --> 00:43:19,722 and they were like, "Oh, hey". 653 00:43:19,822 --> 00:43:20,822 And he's like, "Hey." 654 00:43:20,923 --> 00:43:21,722 And they're like, "Are you okay?" 655 00:43:21,822 --> 00:43:23,923 He said, "Where am I?" 656 00:43:24,022 --> 00:43:25,722 And they said, "You're at the hospital." 657 00:43:25,822 --> 00:43:27,789 And he said, "Whoa. 658 00:43:27,888 --> 00:43:30,322 "Because I thought I was still in hell." 659 00:43:30,422 --> 00:43:32,788 This guy he said for... 660 00:43:32,888 --> 00:43:33,988 He said it was like forever, 661 00:43:34,088 --> 00:43:37,022 but it was only an hour that he was in hell. 662 00:43:37,122 --> 00:43:41,488 And he said that it wasn't like burning and screaming. 663 00:43:41,589 --> 00:43:44,755 It was just like he was sad 664 00:43:44,855 --> 00:43:47,922 and everybody was sad and nervous. 665 00:43:48,855 --> 00:43:50,121 Can you imagine that? 666 00:43:51,555 --> 00:43:53,721 Being nervous forever? 667 00:43:58,188 --> 00:43:59,021 Oh. 668 00:44:01,820 --> 00:44:02,820 - Are you ready? 669 00:44:04,588 --> 00:44:05,687 - Oh. 670 00:44:06,754 --> 00:44:08,021 - Come on. 671 00:44:08,121 --> 00:44:09,221 - Wait a second, wait a second. 672 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:10,353 Just give me one second. 673 00:44:10,453 --> 00:44:11,887 Give me one second. 674 00:44:11,987 --> 00:44:13,621 Just give me one second, man. 675 00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:15,320 Just one more minute. 676 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:18,120 Oh. 677 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,320 I dunno if I can do it, man. 678 00:44:41,686 --> 00:44:42,886 I have a kid. 679 00:44:50,486 --> 00:44:54,520 And I-I didn't do any of the cool stuff before he was born. 680 00:44:54,620 --> 00:44:58,219 And I see you got this cool tattoo and I didn't get a tattoo 681 00:44:58,319 --> 00:45:02,619 and I didn't get a quad or snow machine or jet ski. 682 00:45:02,718 --> 00:45:03,619 And what am I supposed to say, 683 00:45:03,718 --> 00:45:06,619 "Hey Jeremy, I don't have $150 for you 684 00:45:06,718 --> 00:45:08,586 "because I got a tattoo." 685 00:45:08,685 --> 00:45:09,885 And you don't get it. 686 00:45:15,185 --> 00:45:18,251 And now he's got like a cool new dad 687 00:45:20,151 --> 00:45:23,251 who I don't even know his name 'cause he won't tell me. 688 00:45:23,351 --> 00:45:27,185 And he's got this, like cool "Fast and Furious" car 689 00:45:27,285 --> 00:45:28,684 that's like, lime green. 690 00:45:28,784 --> 00:45:31,585 And I know that Jeremy thinks that's cool, 691 00:45:31,684 --> 00:45:33,851 but Jeremy doesn't even tell me about that. 692 00:45:37,150 --> 00:45:41,684 And, and I just, 693 00:45:41,784 --> 00:45:45,816 I just got all this fucked up shit to say about him. 694 00:45:45,917 --> 00:45:47,816 Like, I don't know. 695 00:45:47,917 --> 00:45:50,384 I spanked him when he was six months old 696 00:45:50,485 --> 00:45:54,584 because I was frustrated and I didn't know what to do. 697 00:45:54,683 --> 00:45:55,716 That's why he's like that. 698 00:45:55,816 --> 00:45:58,450 And that's why Lynn is probably such total bitch 699 00:45:58,551 --> 00:45:59,983 and she won't ever let me see him. 700 00:46:00,083 --> 00:46:01,917 Even when it's my weekend, 701 00:46:02,983 --> 00:46:06,551 she'll take him 'cause it's like a cool trip 702 00:46:06,651 --> 00:46:07,750 or like practice, 703 00:46:07,850 --> 00:46:08,882 and I don't even know what practice is, 704 00:46:08,982 --> 00:46:10,982 she won't even tell me what practice means. 705 00:46:11,082 --> 00:46:11,882 And... 706 00:46:19,417 --> 00:46:20,249 I don't know. 707 00:46:21,349 --> 00:46:23,049 She just, she ripped me off. 708 00:46:24,416 --> 00:46:26,116 She just ripped me off, man. 709 00:46:29,882 --> 00:46:32,248 They all just fucking rip me off. 710 00:46:32,348 --> 00:46:34,916 Ah, ah. 711 00:46:36,550 --> 00:46:38,148 They rip me off, dude. 712 00:46:40,148 --> 00:46:42,383 Everybody just fucking rip me off! 713 00:46:44,848 --> 00:46:46,416 And I don't know. 714 00:46:46,515 --> 00:46:47,681 I don't know, man. 715 00:46:49,515 --> 00:46:50,347 I don't know. 716 00:46:51,382 --> 00:46:53,314 Oh. 717 00:46:53,415 --> 00:46:56,147 Ah, ah. 718 00:46:56,247 --> 00:47:01,281 Oh, oh, oh. 719 00:47:01,382 --> 00:47:03,047 Oh my gosh. 720 00:47:03,147 --> 00:47:04,980 Oh my gosh. 721 00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,880 Oh, oh. 722 00:47:07,980 --> 00:47:09,281 Oh. 723 00:47:09,382 --> 00:47:10,880 Oh, head's all... 724 00:47:12,347 --> 00:47:13,482 Thank you, man. 725 00:47:14,047 --> 00:47:16,414 I think I just needed to say some of that stuff. 726 00:47:18,648 --> 00:47:21,680 Thanks for listening to me and just talking me through that. 727 00:47:21,780 --> 00:47:24,414 Oh, whoa. 728 00:47:25,447 --> 00:47:27,079 Yeah, I've been off. 729 00:47:27,648 --> 00:47:28,813 I've been off my meds for about a week, 730 00:47:28,914 --> 00:47:31,079 and I haven't felt like that in a long time. 731 00:47:31,180 --> 00:47:33,614 I just think I needed a good buddy to... 732 00:47:33,713 --> 00:47:35,581 Oh, to talk to. 733 00:47:35,679 --> 00:47:37,313 I feel stupid. 734 00:47:37,414 --> 00:47:39,347 I wrote, I wrote Jeremy... 735 00:47:40,779 --> 00:47:42,846 I don't know if you wrote anything, but I, 736 00:47:44,946 --> 00:47:46,146 I wrote him a letter. 737 00:47:51,346 --> 00:47:54,580 I should just, I should just make a video right now. 738 00:47:54,679 --> 00:47:56,279 That'd be a lot cooler. 739 00:47:56,380 --> 00:47:57,112 He'd like that. 740 00:47:59,279 --> 00:48:01,078 Tell him some of this cool stuff. 741 00:48:07,413 --> 00:48:08,446 What are you doing, man? 742 00:48:16,945 --> 00:48:17,778 Oh. 743 00:48:19,244 --> 00:48:20,077 Marty. Wait. 744 00:48:24,711 --> 00:48:25,745 Oh no. 745 00:48:28,379 --> 00:48:29,810 Oh. 746 00:48:29,911 --> 00:48:31,077 Oh, no, no, no, no. 747 00:48:33,545 --> 00:48:34,710 We shouldn't do this. 748 00:48:34,810 --> 00:48:36,578 We should not do this. 749 00:48:36,677 --> 00:48:37,977 - Hold still. 750 00:48:38,077 --> 00:48:39,211 - No. - Yeah. 751 00:48:39,312 --> 00:48:41,011 - Oh, you gotta listen to me, man. 752 00:48:41,111 --> 00:48:43,311 - No. - Marty, I'm cool now. 753 00:48:43,411 --> 00:48:44,444 - No. 754 00:48:44,545 --> 00:48:46,177 - No, no, no, I'm cool. 755 00:48:46,278 --> 00:48:47,444 I'm cool. 756 00:48:47,545 --> 00:48:48,478 I feel better. 757 00:48:48,578 --> 00:48:50,478 I think I feel better. 758 00:48:50,578 --> 00:48:52,278 - Yeah, you feel better now. 759 00:48:52,378 --> 00:48:54,776 But tomorrow you're gonna feel bad again. 760 00:48:56,244 --> 00:48:58,278 So just hold still. 761 00:48:58,378 --> 00:48:59,444 Hold tight. 762 00:49:01,544 --> 00:49:02,378 - Oh. 763 00:49:05,110 --> 00:49:05,943 Oh. 764 00:49:12,776 --> 00:49:14,410 Picture here. 765 00:49:14,510 --> 00:49:16,142 - Derek, look at me. 766 00:49:16,243 --> 00:49:17,975 Is that on good? 767 00:49:18,075 --> 00:49:19,142 - I dunno. 768 00:49:19,243 --> 00:49:20,042 - Derek! 769 00:49:20,142 --> 00:49:21,577 - I can't do it. 770 00:49:21,676 --> 00:49:23,009 I don't know. 771 00:49:23,109 --> 00:49:23,708 - Derek. No. 772 00:49:23,808 --> 00:49:25,343 Hey, we're doing this. 773 00:49:25,443 --> 00:49:26,310 We're doing this, okay? 774 00:49:26,410 --> 00:49:27,377 - I can't do it. 775 00:49:27,477 --> 00:49:28,643 - We're doing it. - I can't do it. 776 00:49:28,742 --> 00:49:30,142 - Yeah, we are. - I'm gonna throw up. 777 00:49:30,243 --> 00:49:31,609 - No you're not. - I'm gonna throw up. 778 00:49:31,708 --> 00:49:32,476 - No, we're doing it now. 779 00:49:32,576 --> 00:49:33,742 Come on. Come on. 780 00:49:39,942 --> 00:49:41,576 Derek, now! Let's go! 781 00:49:41,675 --> 00:49:43,108 - I can't do it! 782 00:49:47,442 --> 00:49:49,376 - Derek, come on! 783 00:50:01,674 --> 00:50:03,441 - Okay. Okay. 784 00:50:04,575 --> 00:50:06,341 - Alright. Got it. 785 00:50:09,741 --> 00:50:12,208 Derek, remember what we talked about. 786 00:50:12,308 --> 00:50:13,140 Derek. 787 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:15,674 Derek. 788 00:50:15,773 --> 00:50:16,707 Look at me. 789 00:50:16,806 --> 00:50:18,575 You remember, okay? 790 00:50:18,673 --> 00:50:20,308 All right. All right. 791 00:50:20,408 --> 00:50:21,740 One, two, three, light? 792 00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:23,441 Okay. Okay, Derek. 793 00:50:23,541 --> 00:50:24,673 I'll tell you how we do it. 794 00:50:24,773 --> 00:50:26,175 One, two... 795 00:50:26,275 --> 00:50:27,040 Derek. 796 00:50:27,140 --> 00:50:28,541 Derek, come on. 797 00:50:28,641 --> 00:50:29,740 Derek. 798 00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,107 We're doing this now, okay? 799 00:50:32,806 --> 00:50:34,274 All right. 800 00:50:34,374 --> 00:50:35,474 No! 801 00:50:35,574 --> 00:50:36,740 No, Derek. - Okay. 802 00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:38,574 - One, two, three, light. 803 00:50:38,673 --> 00:50:39,673 Okay, okay. 804 00:50:39,773 --> 00:50:41,541 All right, I'll tell you how we do it. 805 00:50:41,641 --> 00:50:42,906 One, two... 806 00:50:43,006 --> 00:50:43,574 Derek. 807 00:50:43,673 --> 00:50:45,440 Derek, come on. 808 00:50:45,541 --> 00:50:46,541 Derek. 809 00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:47,705 We count on it. 810 00:50:47,805 --> 00:50:49,506 One, two, three, light. 811 00:50:49,606 --> 00:50:50,374 All right? 812 00:50:50,473 --> 00:50:51,839 All right? 813 00:50:51,939 --> 00:50:53,939 One, two, three, light. 814 00:50:55,339 --> 00:50:56,140 Derek. 815 00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:57,207 Get on here. 816 00:50:57,306 --> 00:50:58,206 Okay. 817 00:50:58,306 --> 00:51:00,373 One, two, three, light. 818 00:51:00,473 --> 00:51:01,373 - Uh-huh. 819 00:51:01,473 --> 00:51:02,306 - Come on. 820 00:51:02,406 --> 00:51:04,206 One, two, three, light. 821 00:51:05,506 --> 00:51:06,739 Hey, one more. 822 00:51:07,838 --> 00:51:09,905 One, two, three, light. 823 00:51:11,206 --> 00:51:12,306 All right? 824 00:51:12,406 --> 00:51:13,406 - Okay. Okay. 825 00:51:13,506 --> 00:51:14,339 - Okay. 826 00:51:14,439 --> 00:51:17,005 One, two, three, light. 827 00:51:17,106 --> 00:51:18,206 Okay, Derek. 828 00:51:18,306 --> 00:51:19,572 Derek, you got it. 829 00:51:19,671 --> 00:51:21,338 All right. Okay. 830 00:51:21,438 --> 00:51:22,605 Derek, look at me. 831 00:51:22,704 --> 00:51:23,871 Okay. Okay. - Uh-huh. 832 00:51:23,971 --> 00:51:25,372 - I got you right here. 833 00:51:25,472 --> 00:51:27,472 Right here, all right. - Uh-huh. 834 00:51:27,572 --> 00:51:29,238 - Two, three, light. 835 00:51:30,272 --> 00:51:31,272 Okay? All right. 836 00:51:31,372 --> 00:51:32,138 You got it? 837 00:51:32,238 --> 00:51:33,004 Right here. 838 00:51:33,105 --> 00:51:34,105 Right here. 839 00:51:34,205 --> 00:51:34,937 Okay? 840 00:51:35,037 --> 00:51:36,605 One, two, three, light, right here! 841 00:51:36,704 --> 00:51:38,172 - Uh-huh. - All right. 842 00:51:38,272 --> 00:51:39,472 All right. 843 00:51:40,737 --> 00:51:41,571 Derek! 844 00:51:43,405 --> 00:51:44,438 This is what we're doing! 845 00:51:44,538 --> 00:51:45,604 One, two, three, light! 846 00:51:45,703 --> 00:51:46,703 You get it? - Uh-huh. 847 00:51:46,803 --> 00:51:47,604 - You get it? 848 00:51:47,703 --> 00:51:48,703 - Okay. Okay. - All right. 849 00:51:48,803 --> 00:51:50,404 One, two, three, light! 850 00:51:50,504 --> 00:51:51,571 Right here. 851 00:51:51,670 --> 00:51:52,737 Okay? - Uh-huh. 852 00:51:52,837 --> 00:51:54,171 - One, two, three, light, right here. 853 00:51:54,271 --> 00:51:54,904 - Uh-huh. 854 00:51:55,004 --> 00:51:56,538 - All right, here we go, buddy. 855 00:51:56,638 --> 00:51:57,471 - Uh-huh. 856 00:51:57,571 --> 00:51:58,337 - Come on, Derek. 857 00:51:58,437 --> 00:51:59,969 Come on, Derek! 858 00:52:00,070 --> 00:52:02,304 Right here, one, two, three, light! 859 00:52:02,404 --> 00:52:03,737 Pull it. 860 00:52:03,836 --> 00:52:06,337 I don't want to do it, please. 861 00:52:06,437 --> 00:52:07,669 Here, you are gonna do it. 862 00:52:07,769 --> 00:52:08,603 - I know. 863 00:52:08,702 --> 00:52:09,570 - Yeah. 864 00:52:09,669 --> 00:52:10,404 - One, two, three, light. 865 00:52:10,503 --> 00:52:11,404 I can do it. 866 00:52:11,503 --> 00:52:12,404 I can do it. 867 00:52:13,637 --> 00:52:14,669 I can do it. 868 00:52:14,769 --> 00:52:16,271 - One, two... 869 00:52:16,370 --> 00:52:17,503 Right here! 870 00:52:17,603 --> 00:52:18,669 One... 871 00:52:18,769 --> 00:52:20,003 Derek, get up! 872 00:52:21,203 --> 00:52:22,336 Get up. 873 00:52:25,236 --> 00:52:26,537 Okay. - Okay. 874 00:52:26,637 --> 00:52:27,537 I can do it! 875 00:52:27,637 --> 00:52:28,570 I can do it! 876 00:52:28,669 --> 00:52:30,336 I can do it! 877 00:52:35,668 --> 00:52:38,303 - One, two, three, light. 878 00:52:44,636 --> 00:52:45,768 - I'm sorry! 879 00:52:47,369 --> 00:52:48,569 I can't do it! 880 00:52:48,668 --> 00:52:49,968 I can't do it! 881 00:52:52,269 --> 00:52:53,569 - Derek! 882 00:53:01,734 --> 00:53:02,767 Derek. 883 00:53:04,667 --> 00:53:05,700 Derek? 884 00:53:08,967 --> 00:53:09,800 Derek! 885 00:53:21,301 --> 00:53:22,134 Derek! 886 00:53:30,733 --> 00:53:31,766 Derek! 887 00:53:52,634 --> 00:53:53,666 Derek. 888 00:57:30,758 --> 00:57:31,690 - With a record like yours, 889 00:57:31,791 --> 00:57:35,525 you might get out in four, four and a half. 890 00:57:35,625 --> 00:57:37,058 - Fine. 891 00:57:37,159 --> 00:57:37,992 Good. 892 00:57:39,825 --> 00:57:40,892 - What? 893 00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:43,458 - I'll do 10. 894 00:57:43,558 --> 00:57:46,158 Should probably just stay in there. 895 00:57:46,258 --> 00:57:47,324 - Since when? 896 00:57:49,124 --> 00:57:50,525 - I'm guilty. 897 00:57:50,625 --> 00:57:52,591 - What aren't you telling me? 898 00:57:52,691 --> 00:57:53,991 What don't I know? 899 00:57:56,191 --> 00:57:56,991 Okay. 900 00:57:57,824 --> 00:58:00,291 Hey, just go in and stand there. 901 00:58:00,391 --> 00:58:02,224 Don't say anything. 902 00:58:03,624 --> 00:58:04,790 I'm not representing you up there. 903 00:58:04,891 --> 00:58:06,724 I'm representing me. 904 00:58:06,824 --> 00:58:08,158 I've got one last trick, 905 00:58:08,258 --> 00:58:10,390 and I don't want you fucking up my life too. 906 00:58:11,857 --> 00:58:13,090 - What trick? 907 00:58:18,690 --> 00:58:20,290 - Because of your attorney's... 908 00:58:20,390 --> 00:58:21,657 How should I put this? 909 00:58:21,757 --> 00:58:24,689 Familiarity with the Supreme Court's interpretation 910 00:58:24,789 --> 00:58:28,123 of MCL 750.72. 911 00:58:28,223 --> 00:58:29,789 She's found for you what the public 912 00:58:29,890 --> 00:58:33,823 derisively refers to as the proverbial loophole. 913 00:58:33,923 --> 00:58:36,856 Based on defense counsel's compelling argument. 914 00:58:36,956 --> 00:58:38,189 I'm left with no choice, 915 00:58:38,289 --> 00:58:40,723 but to grant a dismissal of both counts of arson 916 00:58:40,823 --> 00:58:42,389 and one count of trespassing. 917 00:58:44,122 --> 00:58:46,189 Now, to remind you, young man, 918 00:58:46,289 --> 00:58:48,322 you're still on probation from earlier, 919 00:58:48,422 --> 00:58:50,055 unrelated convictions. 920 00:58:51,189 --> 00:58:55,256 Accordingly to my dismay, the dismay of the victims, 921 00:58:55,356 --> 00:58:59,488 and quite frankly, to the dismay of society as a whole, 922 00:58:59,588 --> 00:59:01,688 the defendant is free to leave. 923 00:59:01,788 --> 00:59:03,421 Thank you, Your Honor. 924 00:59:03,522 --> 00:59:05,288 - This court is in recess. 925 00:59:05,388 --> 00:59:06,722 - What? 926 00:59:06,822 --> 00:59:09,054 - All rise. - The thing. 927 00:59:09,155 --> 00:59:09,955 - Who? 928 00:59:10,688 --> 00:59:11,954 - Shh. 929 00:59:12,054 --> 00:59:12,688 Quiet. 930 00:59:12,788 --> 00:59:14,255 - I'm guilty. 931 00:59:14,355 --> 00:59:15,221 I'm guilty. 932 01:00:14,453 --> 01:00:16,685 - Hey Dad, I'm right here. 933 01:00:25,186 --> 01:00:26,019 Dad. 934 01:00:38,218 --> 01:00:39,051 Dad. 935 01:00:41,851 --> 01:00:43,152 Dad, wake up. 936 01:00:43,252 --> 01:00:44,051 Come on. 937 01:00:51,384 --> 01:00:54,284 - It smells like shit in here. 938 01:00:57,284 --> 01:00:58,851 Are you still here? 939 01:00:59,818 --> 01:01:01,552 - I got off. 940 01:01:01,651 --> 01:01:03,217 - Dumb fucks. 941 01:01:03,317 --> 01:01:04,384 Pull the plug. 942 01:01:07,519 --> 01:01:09,217 Pull the goddamn plug! 943 01:02:23,947 --> 01:02:28,314 ♪ Found release locked away ♪ 944 01:02:28,415 --> 01:02:32,581 ♪ No values anymore ♪ 945 01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:37,814 ♪ Nowhere to turn, wasted away ♪ 946 01:02:37,914 --> 01:02:39,947 ♪ Build it up high ♪ 947 01:02:40,047 --> 01:02:42,280 ♪ The further to fall ♪ 948 01:02:42,380 --> 01:02:44,414 ♪ Right down on you ♪ 949 01:02:44,515 --> 01:02:47,448 ♪ Wasting away ♪ 950 01:04:08,210 --> 01:04:09,043 - Hey, Dad. 951 01:04:11,110 --> 01:04:12,110 - What? 952 01:04:13,411 --> 01:04:15,277 - How you feeling? 953 01:04:15,378 --> 01:04:16,877 - Like shit. 954 01:04:17,710 --> 01:04:19,544 - Can I show you something? 955 01:04:19,643 --> 01:04:21,544 - Where's my milk? 956 01:04:21,643 --> 01:04:22,577 - Oh, it's on the top, 957 01:04:22,676 --> 01:04:24,110 but you already drank it at nine o'clock 958 01:04:24,210 --> 01:04:28,643 and you're not supposed to have it before you go to bed, so. 959 01:04:28,743 --> 01:04:30,544 I have this videotape I really want to show you. 960 01:04:30,643 --> 01:04:31,843 - What? 961 01:04:33,243 --> 01:04:34,310 - It's this thing I did. 962 01:04:34,410 --> 01:04:36,776 Well, Derek and I did it. 963 01:04:36,877 --> 01:04:39,444 We went on this really cool camping trip- 964 01:04:39,544 --> 01:04:41,842 - Is he, is he your boyfriend? 965 01:04:44,243 --> 01:04:47,675 - He's just really cool guy that I'm friends with. 966 01:04:49,610 --> 01:04:51,476 He's my best friend. 967 01:04:51,576 --> 01:04:55,109 And he's got this kid named Jeremy who's like really cool. 968 01:04:55,208 --> 01:04:59,809 But, you know, like, I just made it. 969 01:04:59,909 --> 01:05:00,675 It's about a minute long. 970 01:05:00,775 --> 01:05:01,975 - What is it? 971 01:05:02,075 --> 01:05:03,041 - Here. 972 01:05:03,142 --> 01:05:05,642 Just, I think, I think I could be in trouble for it. 973 01:05:05,742 --> 01:05:07,175 - For what? 974 01:05:07,276 --> 01:05:07,941 - Well just watch. 975 01:05:08,041 --> 01:05:09,808 It's just a, it's just a minute. 976 01:05:12,774 --> 01:05:13,941 Come on, Dad. 977 01:05:14,041 --> 01:05:15,208 - Who the hell are you? 978 01:05:33,542 --> 01:05:35,442 - Can I help you? 979 01:05:35,542 --> 01:05:36,707 - Hey. 980 01:05:36,807 --> 01:05:41,074 Yeah, I was wondering if there was someone, 981 01:05:41,174 --> 01:05:45,174 or if it's okay that maybe I could talk to someone 982 01:05:45,275 --> 01:05:50,274 about something that was weird that I saw. 983 01:05:52,007 --> 01:05:54,707 - Are you here to see someone in particular? 984 01:05:54,807 --> 01:05:57,939 - Like a cop or a police officer? 985 01:06:05,073 --> 01:06:05,939 Hey. 986 01:06:07,706 --> 01:06:09,106 - What can I help you with? 987 01:06:11,873 --> 01:06:16,973 - Actually, I just kind of just want to look around. 988 01:06:17,073 --> 01:06:18,306 Is that okay? 989 01:06:18,406 --> 01:06:19,240 - Excuse me. 990 01:06:19,340 --> 01:06:20,607 - Do you know Derek Skiba? 991 01:06:20,706 --> 01:06:21,607 - Me? 992 01:06:21,706 --> 01:06:23,005 No, I don't know. 993 01:06:23,105 --> 01:06:25,406 - Is there a Derek Skiba in your system? 994 01:06:25,507 --> 01:06:27,772 Like a missing person? 995 01:06:28,771 --> 01:06:31,005 - Do you know his middle name or his address? 996 01:06:35,506 --> 01:06:36,340 - No. 997 01:06:59,605 --> 01:07:00,837 I don't see anyone in here. 998 01:07:00,937 --> 01:07:02,372 Do you know his date of birth? 999 01:07:03,305 --> 01:07:04,538 - I didn't know... 1000 01:07:04,637 --> 01:07:06,637 I don't know him well. 1001 01:07:07,704 --> 01:07:08,871 He's from here. 1002 01:07:08,971 --> 01:07:11,304 Can you maybe just check one more time? 1003 01:07:12,637 --> 01:07:14,837 - How does this concern you? 1004 01:07:14,937 --> 01:07:19,238 - I, I thought I just heard about a guy who is named that, 1005 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:22,769 and now he's missing, and I... 1006 01:07:22,870 --> 01:07:24,471 It's just a little fucked up that you guys 1007 01:07:24,571 --> 01:07:25,637 don't know anything about it, but- 1008 01:07:25,736 --> 01:07:27,836 - Do you want to file a missing persons report? 1009 01:07:31,104 --> 01:07:32,504 - No. 1010 01:07:32,604 --> 01:07:33,403 I... 1011 01:07:35,370 --> 01:07:37,104 I'm sure, I'm sure he's fine. 1012 01:07:40,203 --> 01:07:44,803 But like, I wouldn't be in trouble if, 1013 01:07:44,903 --> 01:07:48,504 if I were to find him or see him or anything, right? 1014 01:07:49,070 --> 01:07:52,237 - Sounds like we need to file a missing person's report. 1015 01:07:54,437 --> 01:07:57,035 - Yeah, maybe. 1016 01:07:58,569 --> 01:07:59,802 Wait. 1017 01:07:59,902 --> 01:08:02,603 Well just put it in the report or whatever it is 1018 01:08:02,702 --> 01:08:04,436 that his name is Derek Skiba. 1019 01:08:04,536 --> 01:08:05,402 - Just give me one second. 1020 01:08:05,503 --> 01:08:06,369 Let me go get someone. 1021 01:08:06,469 --> 01:08:10,902 - Or, well, I mean, if you don't. 1022 01:08:49,700 --> 01:08:51,368 - Okay, can I start with your name? 1023 01:08:55,633 --> 01:08:56,633 - Is everything cool? 1024 01:08:56,733 --> 01:08:59,766 It's okay if I tell you some stuff? 1025 01:08:59,867 --> 01:09:01,001 - Let's start with your name. 1026 01:09:01,101 --> 01:09:02,666 - Great. Because he works at 1027 01:09:02,766 --> 01:09:03,800 First Federal Mortgage. 1028 01:09:03,900 --> 01:09:05,534 He does like paperwork things- 1029 01:09:05,633 --> 01:09:07,501 - Your name, please. 1030 01:09:07,601 --> 01:09:08,832 Do you have an I.D.? 1031 01:09:10,765 --> 01:09:12,367 - Hey, do you have an I.D.? 1032 01:09:15,067 --> 01:09:16,400 - I did. 1033 01:09:17,732 --> 01:09:20,033 But this is all, this, it's more about, you know- 1034 01:09:20,134 --> 01:09:23,067 - So you know someone who hasn't been seen in a while? 1035 01:09:23,167 --> 01:09:27,134 How long and when was this person last seen? 1036 01:09:28,100 --> 01:09:31,299 - I, I don't really know him that well. 1037 01:09:31,399 --> 01:09:32,632 I just... 1038 01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:36,466 I heard that some people around here 1039 01:09:36,566 --> 01:09:38,099 that were talking about him- 1040 01:09:38,199 --> 01:09:41,066 - What is your name? 1041 01:09:44,698 --> 01:09:45,764 - Martin. 1042 01:09:46,764 --> 01:09:51,898 J-A-C-K-I-T-A-N-S-K-Y. 1043 01:09:58,731 --> 01:09:59,898 Jackitansky. 1044 01:10:04,365 --> 01:10:05,698 - Marty, right? 1045 01:10:06,499 --> 01:10:07,298 - Yeah. 1046 01:10:08,198 --> 01:10:09,931 - The tire shop? - Yeah. 1047 01:10:10,031 --> 01:10:12,332 - You can't come here for bullshit like this. 1048 01:10:13,598 --> 01:10:14,398 - What? 1049 01:10:14,498 --> 01:10:16,298 - Leave. Now. 1050 01:10:18,598 --> 01:10:21,630 - Look, I have this- 1051 01:10:21,730 --> 01:10:22,998 - Go! 1052 01:10:23,531 --> 01:10:26,397 - Okay, look, I know, but I-I just, 1053 01:10:26,498 --> 01:10:27,697 you should take a look at it. 1054 01:10:27,797 --> 01:10:30,097 - I will have you professionally escorted. 1055 01:10:31,197 --> 01:10:32,164 - Okay, I'm... 1056 01:10:32,264 --> 01:10:33,164 I'll go. 1057 01:10:33,264 --> 01:10:36,297 But please, somebody has to at least look at this. 1058 01:10:36,397 --> 01:10:38,662 Just look at the fucking tape! 1059 01:10:46,363 --> 01:10:47,263 Do you want to- 1060 01:10:47,363 --> 01:10:48,396 - Go! 1061 01:10:52,396 --> 01:10:53,230 Out. 1062 01:11:58,094 --> 01:11:58,927 - Hi. 1063 01:11:59,726 --> 01:12:00,894 What are you up to? 1064 01:12:00,994 --> 01:12:03,793 - Why do have a shovel? 1065 01:12:04,626 --> 01:12:05,994 - Sandcastles. 1066 01:12:06,793 --> 01:12:08,994 - Are you going to the beach? 1067 01:12:09,094 --> 01:12:10,626 - I think so. 1068 01:12:10,726 --> 01:12:11,994 My name is Marty. 1069 01:12:12,093 --> 01:12:13,460 Is yours Jeremy? 1070 01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:14,360 - Yes. 1071 01:12:14,460 --> 01:12:15,393 - Yeah. 1072 01:12:15,494 --> 01:12:17,327 Yeah, I know your dad. 1073 01:12:17,427 --> 01:12:18,860 - You do? 1074 01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:19,560 - Yeah. 1075 01:12:19,659 --> 01:12:22,093 And he's a really cool guy. 1076 01:12:22,193 --> 01:12:23,327 A great guy. 1077 01:12:23,427 --> 01:12:24,127 My best friend. 1078 01:12:24,227 --> 01:12:25,060 - Where is he? 1079 01:12:26,260 --> 01:12:26,993 - Your dad? 1080 01:12:27,093 --> 01:12:27,926 - Yeah. 1081 01:12:29,793 --> 01:12:32,260 - I haven't seen him in a while. 1082 01:12:32,359 --> 01:12:34,226 I think he's in Florida. 1083 01:12:34,326 --> 01:12:35,725 - Why? 1084 01:12:35,826 --> 01:12:38,292 - Well, I don't know, I think he just 1085 01:12:39,625 --> 01:12:40,926 wanted to think about some things. 1086 01:12:41,025 --> 01:12:42,826 Just needed some time alone. 1087 01:12:42,925 --> 01:12:44,292 Some dads are like that. 1088 01:12:45,493 --> 01:12:47,025 - Is your dad in Florida, too? 1089 01:12:48,658 --> 01:12:49,992 - Well, he's probably, 1090 01:12:50,092 --> 01:12:53,126 probably gonna go there soon, I think. 1091 01:12:54,025 --> 01:12:54,859 - Why? 1092 01:12:55,792 --> 01:12:56,724 - I don't know. 1093 01:12:56,825 --> 01:12:58,859 People just go to Florida sometimes. 1094 01:12:58,959 --> 01:13:01,225 - Are you going to Florida too? 1095 01:13:03,724 --> 01:13:05,525 - Not anymore. 1096 01:13:05,624 --> 01:13:07,558 Not yet, anyway. 1097 01:13:07,691 --> 01:13:09,624 I'm going to a place that I used to live at. 1098 01:13:09,724 --> 01:13:10,724 - The beach? 1099 01:13:11,592 --> 01:13:13,291 - No, after that. 1100 01:13:13,391 --> 01:13:16,991 It's a place where they give you pancakes on Thursday. 1101 01:13:17,091 --> 01:13:17,924 - Cool. 1102 01:13:19,258 --> 01:13:20,924 - Yeah, it's pretty cool. 1103 01:13:22,291 --> 01:13:25,058 It's a lot easier in there than it is out here. 1104 01:13:26,024 --> 01:13:26,858 - How long? 1105 01:13:27,858 --> 01:13:29,324 - How long am I gonna live there? 1106 01:13:29,424 --> 01:13:30,224 - Yes. 1107 01:13:31,591 --> 01:13:33,424 - Probably forever. 1108 01:13:33,524 --> 01:13:34,791 And then I'll go to Florida. 1109 01:13:34,891 --> 01:13:39,424 Hey, look, Jeremy, I gotta give you something, okay? 1110 01:13:39,524 --> 01:13:41,090 - Okay. - All right. 1111 01:13:41,190 --> 01:13:43,723 You know, just don't tell your mom, all right? 1112 01:13:43,823 --> 01:13:46,655 Just hide that in your closet or whatever. 1113 01:13:46,756 --> 01:13:49,390 - This like a million dollars? 1114 01:13:49,490 --> 01:13:51,655 - It's almost a thousand. 1115 01:13:52,890 --> 01:13:55,723 And here, this is from your dad. 1116 01:13:56,456 --> 01:13:58,456 He wrote it for you. 1117 01:13:58,556 --> 01:14:00,456 Same thing, just hide it in your closet. 1118 01:14:00,556 --> 01:14:01,523 Wherever. 1119 01:14:01,622 --> 01:14:03,490 Just keep it safe. 1120 01:14:03,590 --> 01:14:05,189 You can read it when you're older. 1121 01:14:06,323 --> 01:14:07,089 - What is it? 1122 01:14:07,189 --> 01:14:09,223 Is it funny? 1123 01:14:09,323 --> 01:14:10,189 - I don't know. 1124 01:14:10,289 --> 01:14:11,089 Maybe. 1125 01:14:11,189 --> 01:14:13,089 I didn't open it. 1126 01:14:13,189 --> 01:14:16,822 Just make sure you hide it with the other stuff, all right? 1127 01:14:18,189 --> 01:14:19,522 - Okay. 1128 01:14:19,621 --> 01:14:20,856 - Can I help you? 1129 01:14:23,722 --> 01:14:25,255 - He gave me money. 1130 01:14:25,355 --> 01:14:26,188 - What? 1131 01:14:27,655 --> 01:14:29,655 Why are you talking to my son? 1132 01:14:29,755 --> 01:14:32,888 Get inside, Jeremy, now. 1133 01:14:32,988 --> 01:14:33,821 - Sorry. 1134 01:14:34,755 --> 01:14:36,322 I'm friends with Derek. 1135 01:14:36,422 --> 01:14:37,255 - What? 1136 01:14:39,222 --> 01:14:40,155 You know know Derek? 1137 01:14:41,455 --> 01:14:42,654 Do you... 1138 01:14:42,754 --> 01:14:43,754 Do you see him? 1139 01:14:44,821 --> 01:14:47,088 - I, not really. 1140 01:14:47,188 --> 01:14:48,255 Not anymore. 1141 01:14:48,354 --> 01:14:49,188 - Where is he? 1142 01:14:51,888 --> 01:14:54,788 You know, he can't just stop answering his phone. 1143 01:14:54,888 --> 01:14:57,121 He owes us a lot of fucking money. 1144 01:14:57,221 --> 01:15:00,020 And if he thinks he can run away, I will fuck him up. 1145 01:15:00,121 --> 01:15:03,954 I will absolutely fuck that guy up. 1146 01:15:04,621 --> 01:15:06,787 - I will give him that message if I see him. 1147 01:15:06,887 --> 01:15:09,687 - You should, you should give him a call. 1148 01:15:09,787 --> 01:15:10,753 - What? 1149 01:15:10,854 --> 01:15:12,154 - Call him now. 1150 01:15:13,453 --> 01:15:14,553 - With what? 1151 01:15:14,653 --> 01:15:16,286 - Your fucking phone, dumb ass. 1152 01:15:16,386 --> 01:15:17,121 - I don't have a phone. 1153 01:15:17,220 --> 01:15:17,987 - Oh bullshit! 1154 01:15:18,087 --> 01:15:18,620 - I, I don't. 1155 01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:19,520 I don't... 1156 01:15:19,620 --> 01:15:21,220 Whoa, seriously? 1157 01:15:21,320 --> 01:15:22,120 - Give it to me! 1158 01:15:22,220 --> 01:15:23,487 Give it to me! - I don't have a phone. 1159 01:15:23,587 --> 01:15:24,553 - Martel! 1160 01:15:24,653 --> 01:15:25,420 - No, I- 1161 01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:26,320 - Oh really? Oh, really? 1162 01:15:26,420 --> 01:15:27,186 - Stop it. 1163 01:15:28,353 --> 01:15:29,919 Stop! - Yeah. 1164 01:15:30,019 --> 01:15:30,819 Martel! 1165 01:15:31,686 --> 01:15:33,386 This fucking guy knows Derek! 1166 01:15:33,487 --> 01:15:34,552 - No, I... 1167 01:15:34,652 --> 01:15:35,420 - Give me your phone. 1168 01:15:35,519 --> 01:15:37,120 Give me your phone. 1169 01:20:18,676 --> 01:20:19,709 - Whoa! 1170 01:20:22,975 --> 01:20:23,942 Oh gosh. 1171 01:20:24,042 --> 01:20:25,242 Get away. 1172 01:20:25,343 --> 01:20:26,109 Get away. 1173 01:20:26,209 --> 01:20:27,008 Come on. 1174 01:20:29,577 --> 01:20:30,608 Oh. 1175 01:20:31,477 --> 01:20:32,310 - Are you gonna... 1176 01:20:32,410 --> 01:20:33,209 Get out. 1177 01:20:33,310 --> 01:20:34,875 Everybody back out. 1178 01:21:56,039 --> 01:21:58,207 - "Dear, Jeremy. 1179 01:21:58,307 --> 01:22:00,172 "I love you. 1180 01:22:03,206 --> 01:22:05,672 "Always know that 1181 01:22:07,239 --> 01:22:11,904 "I did not do anything 1182 01:22:14,871 --> 01:22:19,372 "because of anything 1183 01:22:20,572 --> 01:22:24,871 "you that, you did." 73094

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