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-[water lapping]
-[seagulls calling]
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[waves crashing]
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[birds chirping]
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[Vivaldi's "Summer"
from The Four Seasons playing]
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Anne?
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[inaudible]
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Anne?
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Anne?
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Oh my God, Danny!
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-What are you doing here?
-Ah!
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Just a little solo getaway.
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[Danny] Aw!
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Oh! Look at your hair. It's so chic.
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-Pfft! You look beautiful.
-Oh!
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Oh, I bought resort wear.
I feel like Mrs. Roper.
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-No.
-With a drop of Episcopal priest.
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[laughs]
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So, are-- Are you-- Is everybody…
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-Oh, Claude's at the pool.
-Ah.
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We actually snuck in.
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This hotel is much nicer
than the place we're staying at.
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-Aw.
-And…
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we're also here with Kate and Jack and…
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Nick.
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-Who's not alone.
-Yeah, no, I know.
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I see all his pictures.
We're still on the family iCloud.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah. At first,
I thought he was just doing, like,
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pervert screen grabs of an Instagram lady,
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but then he started being
in the photos with her, so…
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-I'll ask him to take them down.
-No, no. Pfft.
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No, it's actually been funny.
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Yeah, Lila and I have been
texting about them.
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Yeah, it turns out Lila is a funny texter.
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-[Danny chuckles]
-Yeah. Did you know the word "fuckery"?
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I didn't. I like it as a gerund.
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Danny… I did know you guys were here.
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And I think I thought
I was coming to confront you all,
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but then I got here, and I felt insane.
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So… I'm just gonna hide in my room
until my flight on Monday.
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Please, come have a glass of wine
with Claude and me by the pool.
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-Come on! Just one glass.
-Listen…
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I don't want to intrude.
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No, thank you.
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You have every right to be here.
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You are on a solo vacation,
which is incredibly chic.
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You don't need to hide.
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You need to get yourself a massage,
go shopping, have yourself an adventure,
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spend all his money.
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-[laughs]
-Okay, maybe.
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Yeah.
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Girl, what you got on under this caftan?
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Pajamas and a sweatshirt.
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[Vivaldi's "Summer"
from The Four Seasons playing]
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[music ends]
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Oh, hi. Are you feeling okay?
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-Yeah.
-I texted you.
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[sighs] I didn't have my phone with me.
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Oh.
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Oh, wow. You texted…
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a few times.
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No, I'm fine. Feeling fine.
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[sighs]
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I saw Anne up at the patio.
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Our Anne?
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She flew down here to confront us.
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Nick is still on his family's iCloud.
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So she saw all the photos?
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Ginny in the bikini?
Me when I sat on that really big chair?
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-Yep.
-[whispers] Fuck.
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[in normal voice] Poor Anne.
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-Are you gonna tell Kate?
-No. She doesn't want anyone to know.
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Well, I appreciate you telling me.
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Is everything okay?
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Yeah, I'm--
I'm just… feeling bad for Anne.
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Babe, did my lobster roll not arrive?
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It did, but it had too much butter in it.
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I ordered you a portabello hot dog.
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I just love you can make anything
out of anything now.
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[giggles]
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[mouthing] Oh, my fucking God.
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[gentle music playing]
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[exhales]
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Hey, can you tell
if my hair part got sunburned?
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It's pretty crispy.
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Am I crazy, or was Nick kind of,
like, coming at our marriage?
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Right? Was he trying to imply
that we're unhappy?
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Yeah, like, sorry, you've been dating
Yoga Barbie for ten seconds,
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now you're the king of relationships.
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-Yeah.
-[Nick] Hey, guys.
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-[Kate] Hey.
-[Jack] Hey!
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How you doing, Tiny Tim?
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[laughs]
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Um, about earlier.
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I hope I didn't insult either of you guys.
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What?
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-No, we'd never think that.
-[laughs] Why are you so crazy?
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Really? You sure?
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-Pfft!
-Nick. Loco.
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Okay, good.
Because you know I love you guys.
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[Jack] Yeah, we love you too.
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I think it was just…
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It was a combination of the Scotch
and the extra strength Tylenol.
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I was being protective of Ginny.
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-Yeah.
-I really like her.
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[inhales sharply]
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And I want her to like my friends.
And me. Mostly me.
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Well, she obviously likes you.
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Yeah, she thinks you're really cool.
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She's bought you a cane from the pharmacy.
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[laughs and snorts]
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Just, uh, you know, be nice to her, okay?
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Of course.
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The fuck? I mean, we're…
we're being nice to her, right?
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No, I haven't. I mean, I haven't asked her
one thing about herself.
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Like, I haven't even made eye contact
with her since the penis.
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[sighs] Okay.
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I guess we can try
to make more of an effort.
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[waves lapping]
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[exhaling]
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-Hey, cool if I set up here?
-Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.
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Just finishing up a light circuit.
Bird dogs, mostly.
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[grunts]
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Um, I saw that the lodge
has a board game closet.
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Maybe after dinner we could get
mojito drunk and play a little Monopoly.
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-Bankrupt the shit out of Danny.
-Oh, heck yes.
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-Yeah, I love a game night.
-Okay.
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[Jack] Hey, gals.
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-Mm!
-Oh.
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I know. I just don't want
to burn my head more.
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No, hey. That's a cool hat.
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-Really?
-Yeah, yeah, seriously.
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It's very on trend, bucket hats.
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They're kind of Bushwick,
Dimes Square chic.
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You hear that? Very Times Square.
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-Oh, I-I said Dimes Square.
-Not what she said.
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[gentle music playing]
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Now you're gonna lie
on your stomach, okay?
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With your hands by your shoulders,
just like this.
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And you're gonna pop up to your feet,
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just like this, okay?
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And… up.
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Excellent. Great job, ladies.
Now let's try again.
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Let's see if we can do it
without stepping on the ocean.
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Oh, pfft, okay.
Sorry, I'm not good at this.
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Here, watch. Um…
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May I?
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Yes. Okay.
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-Okay. So…
-You may.
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Now square your shoulders.
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Okay, put your weight
on your dominant leg, okay?
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Just relax and have fun.
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-Okay.
-Okay?
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-Yeah.
-You got it. Come on.
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Let's try it one more time.
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-Okay. Go down? Yep.
-Yep.
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Okay, and… up.
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-Pop!
-[laughs] There you go. See?
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You're a natural, chica fresa.
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Sorry, chica what?
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Fresa.
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Your shirt.
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Oh, fresa means strawberries. Yeah.
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-Yes.
-I knew that.
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They're, uh,
kind of a little bit my thing.
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Mm-hmm.
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Back home I have strawberry pillows
and strawberry earrings and it's…
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it's… it's stupid.
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No. Oh, no. It's--
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It's cute, like you.
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Chica fresa.
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Okay, ladies, uh, let's try one more time.
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Remember, balance it out.
Just stay low and have fun. Just relax.
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Yeah.
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[uplifting music playing]
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Ooh, do they have Clue?
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'Cause your boy
gots to be Colonel Mustard.
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[laughs]
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Uh, no, they don't have Clue.
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The only game that's not water damaged
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is Canada's top adult
resource management game,
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Number Color.
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-Ooh.
-Oh!
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-Hey.
-Hi, guys.
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[all] Hey!
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How was your… wherever you went?
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Stunning.
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[sighs] We may go back tomorrow.
What happened to your foot?
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Oh, it's nothing.
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It's just-- I was, like,
free soloing this rock face
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and things got a little gnarly.
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-He stepped on a seashell and cried.
-It was a sea urchin.
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All right, sit down.
We're learning a new game.
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-Oh! What?
-Okay, what is it?
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Okay. "Object: to collect
the most color cards
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before your opponent can guess
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what number cards
are in your secret color bank."
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What?
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[Nick] One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven…
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-[Kate] Why are you going eight?
-Because the card says move eight.
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Yes, but the card is yellow,
so per the rules, Nick,
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that means go five.
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-No, it can't be that.
-Yeah.
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It doesn't matter. Danny, is it your turn,
or are you still stuck in negative purple?
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I have a question. I hate this.
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No, you guys, it took so long
to deal everybody's cards.
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I really think it's about to turn fun.
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Kate, you know I love to have fun,
but this ain't the road to it.
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Okay, Ginny, you're young and cool.
Like, what can we do? Where can we go?
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Oh, no-- I like the game.
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No, no, you don't.
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[Ginny] Okay! Okay. I…
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[sighs] …heard the paddle guy
at the rental place
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say there's gonna be a DJ
at the beach bar tonight.
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[Danny] Ooh! We're going out!
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-[Kate] Yeah?
-No, I already brushed my teeth.
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-What?
-[blows raspberry]
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No, but I'm wearing
my sad girl cult leader pants.
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We're going out.
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Old motherfuckers, we're going out!
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We're going out!
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[Vivaldi's "Summer"
from The Four Seasons playing]
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Thank you.
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[indistinct chatter]
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I have gum, cash, ID.
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Oh, don't forget to--
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Pills. I remembered all on my own.
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-[cell phone vibrates]
-Oh.
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-Hello?
-Is this a bad time? Are you alone?
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Oh, it's never a bad time for you.
How's the solo vacation coming?
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Actually, things are looking up.
That's kind of why I'm calling.
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Would it be ethical
to sleep with my surf instructor?
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[laughs]
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Okay, Mrs. Roper after dark.
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I know. I already had a cocktail
in my room.
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But really, would it seem
like fun and carefree
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or just like trashy and desperate?
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Uh, it would seem like you're fucking.
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Huh.
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That does sound good.
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Okay, look, I'm hanging up now, all right?
I'm glad you got out of your room.
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-Thanks, Danny.
-Bye, baby.
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[inaudible chatter]
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[Carlos laughs]
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Carlos. Hi. Anne.
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-Anne!
-Chica fresa.
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[laughs]
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So, how's your night going?
249
00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:40,408
Good, just-- Just having a drink.
250
00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:41,826
Oh.
251
00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:45,371
[gasps]
252
00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:48,791
Actually, I just got something
at the gift shop
253
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:51,293
that I think you're gonna get
a real kick out of.
254
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,920
-Oh, okay.
-[giggles]
255
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:00,845
[chuckles]
256
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:02,888
They wrap it for the airport.
257
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,223
-[laughs nervously]
-Yeah.
258
00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:07,059
Yeah, I-I can see. I guess, uh…
259
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,227
You…
260
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,856
are gonna love it.
261
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,692
Promise. Worth the wait.
262
00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:16,318
-It's okay.
-Yeah.
263
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:17,945
[Carlos chuckles]
264
00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:19,113
Hold that thought.
265
00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:20,156
[laughs]
266
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,966
[laughing] It's a fun
little strawberry guy.
267
00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:40,426
Oh!
268
00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:42,720
Wow.
269
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:44,138
-I know!
-[Carlos chuckles]
270
00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:45,139
Great!
271
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:47,975
I, uh…
272
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:51,604
Have a good night, Anna.
273
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,063
Oh.
274
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:57,651
[whispers] Hi.
275
00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:01,489
[in normal voice] Hi, um,
what reds do you room service?
276
00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,703
Do you think I need
to bring my glasses or…
277
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,873
Oh, you changed?
Ginny said we didn't have to.
278
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:15,044
My shirt smelled kind of sunscreeny.
But you definitely don't need to.
279
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:16,879
What does that mean?
280
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:20,424
Oh, nothing, just, uh,
you don't have to if you don't want to.
281
00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:22,134
Nobody cares.
282
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,512
[upbeat electric dance music playing]
283
00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:29,099
[excited chatter]
284
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,978
-Come on, Gramps!
-This place is wild!
285
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,063
[Jack] Oh, my God.
286
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:36,774
Okay! Well…
287
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:41,529
Danny and I did a joint bachelor party,
but it was nothing like that.
288
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:44,865
Yeah, it was kind of just a lunch
with me and Nick at Chili's.
289
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,284
No, that was the bachelor party
for our straight friends.
290
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:50,454
Our real bachelor party happened
in Mykonos with 12 beautiful men.
291
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:53,582
-What? I'm offended.
-Yeah.
292
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,919
Oh, that's romantic.
Her sash says "one dick forever."
293
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,672
-Ha-ha!
-That could never be our sash.
294
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:03,050
Oh, are you guys open?
Oh, my last relationship was open.
295
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,886
I don't know if that affects
what sash I would get, but…
296
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:06,804
[laughs]
297
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:09,431
Was that with… Uh, that was Hondo?
298
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,766
Hondo, yeah.
299
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,269
You know, I told you,
I mean, we-- We were fluid.
300
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,229
-We didn't label it.
-Oh, yeah, right.
301
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,439
-Yeah.
-Right, right, right, right. Right.
302
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,732
Right, right, right.
303
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:21,485
Hey, Nick, why don't we go
get drinks for everybody?
304
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:22,444
Yay!
305
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,238
I'm gonna-- Yeah.
306
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,620
Uh, I think Ginny likes PBR.
307
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:32,538
What?
308
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:35,291
Could I have a bottle
of your second-most expensive tequila?
309
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:39,003
On my friend.
"Likes PBR." You make me sick.
310
00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:43,549
I gotta tell you, I did not know that
about her last relationship.
311
00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:46,594
Well, no durr, bro.
312
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:48,345
I guess she told me, but I…
313
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:51,640
[sighs]
314
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:56,103
Would you please just explain to me
without laughter or judgment?
315
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,063
Listen, you can ask me anything.
316
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,065
What is fluidity?
317
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:05,154
Fluidity… is going to third base
in the dunk tank.
318
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,239
I knew you'd be mean.
319
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:11,911
Why doesn't anybody like labels anymore?
I like labels. I love them.
320
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:16,582
I miss the '90s, when it was
just girlfriend or friend zone.
321
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,334
God, you're bumming me out.
322
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,418
[sighs]
323
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,629
All you have to do is be cool.
324
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:23,589
[exhales]
325
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:25,174
-Cool.
-[whispering] Okay.
326
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,011
[in normal voice] So I shouldn't, like,
327
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,263
ask her if she currently
thinks of me as her boyfriend?
328
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,181
I said cool.
329
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,974
-I know!
-That's not cool!
330
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,185
[singing indistinctly]
331
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,313
[girls laughing]
332
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:41,023
-[Claude] Whoo!
-[Jack] Yeah!
333
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,108
All right, here we go.
334
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,694
Are we seriously gonna pretend
to be people who still do shots?
335
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,738
Yes, Catherine, we're gonna clink.
336
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:50,115
[boisterous chatter]
337
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:52,660
[Claude] Lick!
338
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,578
Let's go dance, come on!
339
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:55,496
[Kate] Yeah!
340
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:57,581
[Latino dance music playing]
341
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:01,210
Ah!
342
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:04,964
Yeah!
343
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,090
[laughs]
344
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:08,133
-Okay. Thank you.
-[laughing] Oh!
345
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:09,551
See you!
346
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,721
[dance music playing continuous]
347
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,363
All right, hey, hey, hey, group pic.
348
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:30,656
[excited chatter]
349
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:31,991
Look bored for Anne.
350
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,243
Smile, motherfuckers!
351
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:35,536
[laughs]
352
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:36,787
[camera shutters click]
353
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,456
[yawns]
354
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:45,087
-Welp.
-Oh, boo!
355
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,006
No, no, no, no.
356
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:47,923
What?
357
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:52,011
You're trying to go home.
We all know what "welp" means. Boo!
358
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:56,265
-Did you just throw a cup at me?
-No, no, no. It was a tiny empty.
359
00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:58,392
-Oh.
-[giggles]
360
00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:01,520
Oh, tonight was so fun.
What happened to us?
361
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:03,814
We used to do fun stuff like this
all the time.
362
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:08,610
Oh, Jack used to really get after it.
He was a great dancer.
363
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:09,987
Hey, he still is.
364
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,322
Thank you, Ginny. Yeah.
365
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,283
And not to brag, but where I grew up,
366
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,285
the roller rink
had a little dance club in it.
367
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:17,828
It was called Secrets.
368
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:22,082
And I won a prize because I could do
a B-boy shoulder freeze.
369
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,292
Yep-yep!
370
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:26,211
-I don't know what any of that means.
-Well, allow me to show you.
371
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,505
-Jack! No!
-Oh my God, no! He's doing it.
372
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,340
[Nick] No, I want to see this!
373
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:31,925
Oh, yeah. Yep!
374
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,135
Yeah, Jack!
375
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,970
[dance music playing]
376
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:38,057
[spectators cheering]
377
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:42,728
Yes!
378
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:43,771
Whoo!
379
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:44,980
[laughter]
380
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,107
I didn't even split my pants.
381
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,777
Wait, tell them where you got those pants.
382
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,696
I got them at Kohl's.
383
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,114
-[Claude] Oh, wow.
-What?
384
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,408
We were touring colleges in Nashville,
385
00:17:56,492 --> 00:18:00,204
and Jack wanted to stop
at an authentic Country Buffet.
386
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,247
But it was 4:30,
387
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:07,002
so all the food had been sitting out
in chafing dishes for hours,
388
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:11,340
including the pork-soaked greens
that he had two servings of.
389
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,925
-No.
-[Kate] Yes!
390
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:15,844
Sure enough, 45 minutes later, this guy…
391
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:17,888
dookied his pants…
392
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,223
-[all laugh]
-No!
393
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,642
…right in the middle
of our tour at Vanderbilt.
394
00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:24,645
And then we went to Kohl's,
and they were 50% off,
395
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:25,854
so that's good, right?
396
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,815
-[Claude] No!
-[Kate] So cute.
397
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,734
Jack, and you're still wearing
the same pants.
398
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,611
No, these are the new ones.
399
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,446
-I understand that.
-[laughs]
400
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,573
See? People love that story.
401
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:39,284
[Nick] I love it. I do. I love that story.
402
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,828
[all giggling]
403
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,162
I'm gonna get some water.
404
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:44,915
[Latino dance music playing]
405
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:49,586
Oh.
406
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,588
[Claude laughing]
407
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:54,007
Do you think they know
he's not a stripper?
408
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,218
[Kate] Do you think
he knows he's not a stripper?
409
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:59,138
I'm just glad he's having fun. You know?
410
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:02,641
He's been cooped up at home.
He couldn't even take the job in Austin.
411
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,854
Let him woo-hoo tonight. Woo-hoo!
412
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:09,815
[girls scream excitedly]
413
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,901
Wait, what the fuck was that?
414
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,613
[Danny cackling]
415
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:17,698
Oh!
416
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:20,200
Did you just do cocaine?
Are you out of your fucking mind?
417
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,077
You just had heart surgery.
418
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,955
It was just a tiny bump. I'm on vacation.
419
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,748
Tara says she fentanyl-tested it.
420
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,626
-Tara? Dr. Tara now? Thank you very much!
-Oh, well, if Tara said so--
421
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,295
You're 54, for God's sake!
422
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:33,463
You had a heart stent put in
three months ago.
423
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:36,717
You're gonna choose now
to try cocaine for the first time?
424
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,429
Amore, you're supposed to be--
425
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:43,390
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know what I'm supposed to be doing.
426
00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:46,185
What I'm not doing right now is this.
427
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,270
[muttering]
428
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:08,373
Do you think they'll want to play
more Number Color when we get back?
429
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:09,333
[snickers]
430
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,002
[water lapping]
431
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,255
[Vivaldi's "Summer" playing]
432
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,840
[foliage rustling]
433
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:19,593
[iPad pings]
434
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:21,845
[yawns]
435
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:27,601
[scoffs softly]
436
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:31,605
[sighs]
437
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,655
[tremolo outburst]
438
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,784
[music tempo slows]
439
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:02,386
[tremolo outburst]
440
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:04,805
[music softens]
441
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:06,974
[gasps softly]
442
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,564
You really love strawberries, huh?
443
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:17,859
You know, my cousin got me
strawberry pajamas once for Christmas,
444
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,028
which I wore a ton when I was postpartum.
445
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,572
And then people just kept
buying me strawberry things.
446
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:25,075
And then I started
buying myself strawberry things.
447
00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:26,910
And then one day I woke up
448
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:29,496
and this bright red son of a bitch
was laughing at me.
449
00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:32,040
Well, my mom's thing is pigs, so…
450
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,625
She probably hates them.
451
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,129
Could you throw in one of those oars?
452
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:38,797
Sure.
453
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:42,843
[Vivaldi's "Summer"
from The Four Seasons playing]
454
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:45,053
[grunting]
455
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:53,312
[gasps]
456
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:55,772
[sighs]
457
00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:57,733
[breathing heavily]
458
00:21:58,233 --> 00:21:59,359
[Jack sighs]
459
00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:03,864
-Thanks.
-Yep.
460
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:06,783
-Hey! Morning!
-Hey.
461
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,869
I was about to head on a run.
Do you want to join me?
462
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:11,330
Oh, no. I slept, like, uh, five hours.
463
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:14,708
Oh, I know. I only got four.
Well, I'll see you.
464
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,335
[Nick sighs]
465
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:21,173
-Hey.
-Hey.
466
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:24,009
Hangover? Or a Viagra headache?
467
00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:24,968
Both.
468
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,970
[thunder rumbles]
469
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:31,808
[typing]
470
00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:33,769
Hey.
471
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,691
I'm sorry for coming at you
so hard last night.
472
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,944
You do get why I was upset, though?
473
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,280
You made it pretty clear.
474
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,574
Okay, good. Because…
475
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,744
it's not your favorite subject
all the time,
476
00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:52,621
so I thought maybe we could just--
477
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:54,623
-I have work emails.
-[thunder rumbles]
478
00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:57,417
Guys, we have to evacuate.
A hurricane is coming.
479
00:22:57,501 --> 00:22:58,668
Okay?
480
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:02,422
Why do you have so many cushions?
Come on. Come on.
481
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:03,757
[wind gusting]
482
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,468
["Summer" playing]
483
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:07,928
-[Danny groaning]
-[Kate] No van!
484
00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:11,681
Okay, why isn't there a van or something
that can take us in an emergency?
485
00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:13,600
The lodge is carbon-fucking-neutral.
486
00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:14,518
No Ubers!
487
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:17,437
We can't leave. Ginny's not here.
488
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:19,064
-Ginny!
-[Claude] Jesus!
489
00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:21,274
-Ginny!
-Don't scream in my ear, please.
490
00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:23,777
Why is there an eco-lodge
in a place with hurricanes?
491
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:25,028
I fucking hate it here!
492
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:26,738
-Hate it so much!
-Bugs, sand.
493
00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:29,324
-It's because you let Ginny--
-Tribal art from Living Spaces!
494
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,700
-She's a child!
-Hi, guys.
495
00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:31,827
Hey.
496
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,537
Oh, thank God you're okay.
497
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:35,247
Yeah, I'm totally fine.
498
00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:36,873
What is the plan here, guys?
499
00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:39,251
-Are hotels sold out?
-I told you that already!
500
00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:41,878
-Do we go to the airport?
-It's 40 miles away, genius!
501
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,547
It was just an idea!
502
00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:44,589
Stop! Fuck!
503
00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,509
We can go to Anne's hotel room.
504
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:50,470
Wait, Anne's here?
505
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:53,140
Yes, but there's no way to get there.
506
00:23:53,223 --> 00:23:54,891
-[mouthing] What's wrong with you?
-Uh--
507
00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:57,144
We can take the pedal pub.
508
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,231
[indistinct shouting]
509
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,236
[chatter]
510
00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:08,405
["Summer" continues playing]
511
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:11,324
[chatter]
512
00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:16,830
Is Anne even gonna let us in?
We didn't tell her we were coming here.
513
00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:17,789
She already knows
514
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:20,959
because this ancient moron
is still on his family's iCloud!
515
00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:23,628
-She's seen all your pictures!
-She's seen all of our pictures?
516
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,881
No, no, no! Not that one.
We used my phone for that one.
517
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:26,882
Oh, gross!
518
00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:28,508
Okay, guys, we need to pedal!
519
00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:30,218
-[wind gusts]
-Oh, my hat!
520
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,345
Oh no, your identity!
521
00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,347
[all grunting]
522
00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:35,515
Come on!
523
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:40,061
[Vivaldi's "Et in terra pax"
from Gloria playing]
524
00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:01,917
-[knock on door]
-[Danny] Annie, honey, it's us!
525
00:25:04,252 --> 00:25:06,338
Oh my God, are you guys okay?
526
00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:08,131
-Hurricane!
-[muttering]
527
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:10,008
Oh, shit! Oh, man.
528
00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:11,843
[indistinct chatter]
529
00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:16,765
-Oh, no!
-Oh, yes, Anne, thank you.
530
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:20,644
Annie, I am so sorry
that we came on this trip without you.
531
00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:22,229
-Thank you.
-[Claude] Guys, I feel numb!
532
00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:25,023
It is not necessary. Go get some towels.
533
00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:27,317
-I'm staying in a hovel!
-[Anne] Put them on!
534
00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:30,070
And you know what?
535
00:25:30,153 --> 00:25:32,489
I think a solo trip
was good for me anyway.
536
00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:35,575
So where's Nick?
537
00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:42,624
Uh, well, he… he thought, you know, uh,
out of respect for your-- Your feelings…
538
00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:44,709
They're hiding from you
down in the business center.
539
00:25:45,585 --> 00:25:46,419
Good.
540
00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:48,046
[rain pattering]
541
00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:49,673
[thunder rumbles]
542
00:25:54,427 --> 00:25:57,180
You know, it's still one of the best trips
I've ever taken.
543
00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:00,559
Yeah, right.
544
00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:07,941
Will you be my girlfriend?
545
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:09,985
Oh, fuck.
546
00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:10,902
I'm sorry.
547
00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:12,988
Forget that I said that.
548
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,575
You should be running for the hills.
I'm an old man.
549
00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:18,952
I like conventional labels.
550
00:26:19,035 --> 00:26:21,204
I brought you to my ex-wife's hotel.
551
00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:23,039
I have a cane.
552
00:26:24,624 --> 00:26:27,168
Full disclosure,
I got a hip replacement 12 years ago.
553
00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:31,006
When the metal detector went off
at the airport, that was not my watch.
554
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:32,090
You done?
555
00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:34,926
I'm done out loud,
but it's continuing in my head.
556
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,094
[laughs]
557
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:40,015
Well, at least I never have to worry
about what you're thinking.
558
00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:42,559
Because you always just say it. Out loud.
559
00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:44,477
I can't be cool.
560
00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:47,939
I like that you're not cool.
561
00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:53,862
I've dated lots of cool guys,
and they're not romantic or thoughtful.
562
00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:58,325
They definitely would not have let me plan
a trip for all their friends to a resort
563
00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:00,452
that's probably blown away by now.
564
00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:06,583
I would love to be your girlfriend.
565
00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:09,836
Really?
566
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:11,254
Really.
567
00:27:14,507 --> 00:27:15,508
Oh.
568
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:17,510
[laughs]
569
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,098
[printer whirring]
570
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,019
[hair dryer blowing]
571
00:27:31,107 --> 00:27:32,442
[turns hair dryer off]
572
00:27:32,525 --> 00:27:34,903
You're giving me a look
like I should apologize.
573
00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:39,366
Uh-huh. You know,
maybe for the, uh, shit story last night?
574
00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:42,952
You've told that story before
at your sister's Easter brunch.
575
00:27:43,036 --> 00:27:44,746
Yeah, it's okay when I tell it.
576
00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:46,539
I'm sorry.
577
00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:49,542
Hey, I'm sorry, too.
I shouldn't have thrown a cup at you.
578
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:50,877
[both laugh]
579
00:27:53,254 --> 00:27:57,801
But would you be upset
if I had told that story in front of Anne?
580
00:27:58,385 --> 00:28:01,554
Would you have told that story
if I was dancing with Anne?
581
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:05,475
I only told it
because of how thirsty you were acting
582
00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:07,936
when a 32-year-old complimented your hat.
583
00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:09,688
No, no, no, you're right. You're right.
584
00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:12,899
I was so horny and vain
that I didn't want a stranger,
585
00:28:12,982 --> 00:28:16,319
who we decided
to make more of an effort with,
586
00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:18,780
picturing me with my pants caked in shit.
587
00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:20,156
[laughs]
588
00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:24,494
Maybe I am not as charming
as I think I am when I'm drunk.
589
00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:26,496
I'm probably not either.
590
00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:29,666
Maybe we should drink less?
591
00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:33,044
-Yep.
-All right.
592
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:34,379
Mwah.
593
00:28:34,462 --> 00:28:37,507
The surf instructor had an early morning,
so no sleepover,
594
00:28:37,590 --> 00:28:40,385
but we had a great talk at the bar.
595
00:28:40,468 --> 00:28:41,428
[Danny] Hmm.
596
00:28:43,346 --> 00:28:44,305
So, how's work?
597
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:46,558
Great.
598
00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:50,437
I just got offered a job
to design a hotel in Austin.
599
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,856
Congratulations. Are you gonna do it?
600
00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:56,901
Yeah. I took it this morning, actually.
601
00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:58,653
I'll be away for a couple months.
602
00:28:58,737 --> 00:28:59,946
[Anne] Hmm.
603
00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:01,656
[door closes]
604
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,575
What are you guys talking about?
605
00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:05,368
Nothing.
606
00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:07,036
Should we turn the TV on?
607
00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:10,498
-Yeah.
-See how the weather is shaping up.
608
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,250
-[screaming and moaning]
-Oh.
609
00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:17,005
[changes channel]
610
00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:19,424
[reporter speaking Spanish]
611
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:25,513
Looks like the… storm
might have given the TV a virus.
612
00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:27,640
[thunder crashes]
613
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:33,104
[Vivaldi's "Summer"
from The Four Seasons playing]
614
00:30:50,890 --> 00:30:52,433
[music ends]
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