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There we go...perfect consistency.
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Mmm! Man, I love pudding.
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Wow. Beautiful.
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Just one more little touch.
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London, this is
not a makeup class.
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Huh. Yes, that's
exactly what it is.
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I failed art last semester
and they told me
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I needed to take
a makeup class.
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Easy "A"!
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- No, London, what they meant was...
- Just...
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N-- n-- n--
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Na...na....naaa....
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Eww.
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Thanks a lot!
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Oh ay oh, oh ay oh
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Come along with me
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And let's head out to see
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What this world has
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for you and for me now
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Whichever way the wind blows
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- We say...- Hey-ho, let's go!
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- Oh ay oh!
- This boat's rocking
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- Oh ay oh!
- Ain't no stopping us now
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'cause we're living the suite life
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- Oh ay oh
- This boat's rocking
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- Oh ay oh
- Rocking the whole world round
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and we're living the suite life now
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Hey ho! Oh ay oh
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Let's go!
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Woody, I'm glad to see
one guy in our school...
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...is evolved enough
to sign up for home ec.
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I'm just here
to hit on Addison.
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Plus, it's the only class
where you can eat your homework.
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Hey, guys! What do you
think we'll make today?
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Maybe it'll be a salad,
a casserole, a hearty soup or...
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Oh! I hope it's
something with broccoli.
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I love broccoli.
It's like eating little trees,
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Makes me feel like I'm a giant.
Hello, little tree.
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Na..na..na...
'cause I'm a giant.
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Whatever keeps
her mouth busy.
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Good morning, class.
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I am Mr. Mar-tin.
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But you may call me
"sir" or "chef."
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Or... "sir chef."
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I think I have
a crush on the teacher.
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What happened to Mrs. Westphall?
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She was chopping onions
when we hit that big wave.
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Yeah, it wasn't pretty.
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So they're
letting you teach?
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I knew I should have taken art.
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Well, food is art...
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Art that you can eat.
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Yes!
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For example, is this a tomato?
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- All: Yeah.
- Looks like it.
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...Or a rose
for your dinner date?
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All: Ooh!
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Oh. You are good.
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All right, let's start
with some basics.
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Who knows how to reduce
vinegar and shallots
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To make a beurre blanc?
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Okay, who knows how to
flash-caramelize filbert shards?
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Who knows what an egg is?
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All: Oh, me!
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I know everything there is
to know about eggs.
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I've collected them,
candled them
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And even pulled them right
out of the cloaca.
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The single multipurpose
opening in the chicken's...
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Okay! Let's save the chicken
chit-chat for the lunchroom.
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Let's learn
how to crack an egg.
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Or shall I say...Four eggs?
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All: Ooh!
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When you're done with that,
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We are going to be
making a meringue.
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So everybody
pick up their whisk...
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The thing you used as a wand
when you were a kid
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And dressed up
like a fairy princess.
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Wow, Addison. I've never
seen whisking that fast,
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Not even from
an electric mixer.
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Well, thanks.
I'm not even on full speed.
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Oh no no no, Addison.
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Light touch.
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oh. That feels right.
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That way the egg whites
and the sugars can become one.
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And once you've
whipped it up to a peak,
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Let it dance across
your taste buds.
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Mmm.
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- I'm speechless.
- That's a first.
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Ooh, me me me, my turn.
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Mmm, my taste buds
are dancing.
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They're doing the merengue.
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Oh... Very good.
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Um...
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Aren't....aren't we
supposed to be whisking?
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Oh, that's right, Miss... Pickett.
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Zachary... Mar...
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Zack!
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My painting!
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Zack, I have a problem.
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If this is about your polo pony
needing plastic surgery,
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I already told you... his face
is supposed to look horsey!
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No. This is about
that art class.
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Turns out... You have to hand in
a painting or you fail!
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So I need yours.
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Hey hey hey, no way.
I worked really hard on this.
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Hmm. Ooh ooh!
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How about this one?
I'll give you 20 bucks for it.
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That's the canvas you ruined
by making me sneeze pudding.
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Hey, you see trash,
I see "D-."
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This is awesome!
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- It's just $20.
- Hey, you see $20,
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I see an 8' churro.
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- London.
- Oh, Mrs. Mccracken.
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- Ah!
- Both: Muah, muah.
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I haven't seen you
since that benefit
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To buy fur coats
for hairless chihuahuas.
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Yes, such a worthy cause.
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Although when you put
the jackets on them,
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They still shook.
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Oh, what's this?
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Oh, just a painting
I bought.
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Oh.
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Wow. Daring.
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I love the way it
explodes on the canvas.
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It evokes
the enigmatic glory
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Of the human condition.
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- Who painted this?
- Oh, pfft! He's no one.
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Oh, an unknown genius?
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- How much did you pay?
- 20.
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$20,000?
I'll give you $30,000.
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- $30,000?
- Oh, come on, now.
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A $10,000 profit
is nothing to sneeze at.
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In this case it is.
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- Sold!
- Yes.
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And I'll buy
any more you can get.
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- Hey, Bailey.
- Don't you mean "Miss Pickett"?
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That's only during school hours.
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After that,
you're my little "Hay Bail."
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Cody! I think
I overspiced my gazpacho.
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I added salt, pepper, garlic,
cayenne, cumin, turmeric,
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Shallots, cilantro
and a dash of tarragon.
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Very experimental...
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But let's try it.
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I also may have
blended in my retainer.
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More cilantro,
less metal.
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You are so brilliant.
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Uh, now, where were we?
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- We were...
- Cody!
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Can you taste my gazpacho?
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- Uh, actually, we were trying...
- Sure.
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Mmm. Delicious.
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Someone's been paying
attention in class.
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How can I not?
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Seconds?
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Great! Cold tomato soup.
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Bye.
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Bailey, what's wrong?
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Nothing.
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Let's just enjoy
being alone,
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Just you and me...
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And Reina and Addison and....
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Hey, you're not even in our class.
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So you really want
another painting?
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What can I say? I have
a weakness for the finer things.
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Now hork that gravy
out of your schnoz.
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Oh. Exquisite exquisite.
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Here's another 20.
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Ha, cool. I've made
40 bucks this week.
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That's a lot of money.
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It sure is. See ya.
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I am madder than a chicken
with a clogged cloaca.
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All the girls just can't
keep their hands off Cody.
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- Cody who?
- My Cody.
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Every time I turn around,
some girl's shoving her gazpacho
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- In his face.
- Ooh!
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You're jealous.
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I am not!
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Well, whatever you do,
don't tell Cody.
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Never let a boyfriend
know you're jealous.
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I'm telling you...
I'm not jealous.
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Good, very convincing.
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Seriously,
I'm not jealous.
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Wow, you could be an actress...
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I mean if you were pretty.
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Woody, what's going on in here?
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I don't know, but...
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I feel this strange desire
to powder my nose.
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Oh!
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Here comes sir chef!
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- Hello, class.
- Girls: Hello, Mr. Martin.
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Woody: Hello, Mr. Martin.
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Okay, girls... And Woody,
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Today we're going to knead
ciabatta dough.
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All: Ooh.
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Now the key is not to work
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From the wrist,
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But from the upper arm.
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All: Oh.
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Hey, Addison.
I brought you some flours...
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Bleached and whole grain.
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Get it?
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Woody, is my teaching
getting in the way
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- Of your talking?
- Sorry, Mr. Martin.
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Now if you're doing it right,
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You should feel it in the tricep.
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All: Ooh, I want to feel!
What does it feel like?
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Wait, me first!
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Wow!
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Impressive!
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- Woody!
- Sorry, Mr. Martin.
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Um, aren't we supposed to be
getting our assignments back today?
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Well, considering I ate them,
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I don't think you'd like that.
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So instead I frosted your
grades onto these cookies.
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ooh!
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Woody.
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- Reina.
- Thanks.
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- Addison.
- I got an "A"!
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- Me too!
- A "C+"?!
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- Woody, what did you get?
- Guess I forgot to look.
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Um, excuse me, Mr. Martin,
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You didn't like my gazpacho?
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It was... Traditional,
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But Addison made hers
extra chunky
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And Reina added mint.
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Sometimes a guy just wants
to try something new.
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Yeah, sometimes
the same old same old
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Can get so boring.
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Mr. Martin,
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Bailey broke my spoon!
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Miss Pickett!
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Abusing kitchen utensils
is an automatic demerit!
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I'm afraid I'm going to have
to lower your grade to a "C."
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Hey, Bailey. They're showing
"Casablanca" in the theater.
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- Want to go?
- Aren't you busy with your students?
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Well, actually, they're
the ones who arranged it.
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I like to break down
the student-teacher barrier,
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Connect with the kids.
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You can connect without me.
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Oh, I know what's going on here.
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You're mad because
I gave you a "C."
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Look, if you want, I could
take another look at your grade.
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Okay, first of all, you can't
because Woody ate my grade.
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And second,
I'm not mad about the "C."
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If you don't understand
what's going on here,
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That just shows how incredibly
insensitive and clueless you are!
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So I'm guessing you don't
want to go to the movie?
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What's wrong, Bailey?
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I'm losing my guy.
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Tell me about it.
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I'm losing my gal. She's at
"Casablanca" with Mr. Martin.
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It's not Cody's fault,
he's so irresistible.
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Why don't you tell
Lanky-McStanky and her friends
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to simmer down?
255
00:13:09,426 --> 00:13:11,176
You might talk like
that on the farm,
256
00:13:11,266 --> 00:13:14,156
But we do not speak about ladies
that way in Cleveland.
257
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:18,675
You're right, Woody.
We should be working together,
258
00:13:18,724 --> 00:13:19,784
not fighting.
259
00:13:20,644 --> 00:13:23,694
Wait a minute.
I bet we could solve
260
00:13:23,784 --> 00:13:27,524
This home ec problem
by cooking something up ourselves.
261
00:13:28,913 --> 00:13:30,183
like lamb chops?
262
00:13:30,302 --> 00:13:32,662
I love lamb chops.
263
00:13:33,072 --> 00:13:36,542
I'm talking about
making Cody jealous.
264
00:13:37,541 --> 00:13:40,531
Because we have
lamp chops and he doesn't!
265
00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:48,010
Excuse me, ma'am.
Where did you get that?
266
00:13:48,049 --> 00:13:49,959
Oh, it's wonderful,
isn't it?
267
00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:52,599
It's called "inner peace."
268
00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:55,239
No, it's called "inner peas."
269
00:13:55,738 --> 00:13:57,938
Oh, you're familiar
with the artist?
270
00:13:58,918 --> 00:14:00,188
quite familiar.
271
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,217
We're about as close
as two people can get.
272
00:14:02,397 --> 00:14:05,867
It's rumored that he's
a tortured French genius.
273
00:14:05,936 --> 00:14:09,166
Zachary Martin is going
to be the next big thing.
274
00:14:09,206 --> 00:14:11,236
I'm buying up
as much as I can.
275
00:14:11,305 --> 00:14:12,635
Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
276
00:14:12,775 --> 00:14:14,065
You bought that?
277
00:14:14,265 --> 00:14:15,915
May I ask
how much you paid?
278
00:14:16,005 --> 00:14:19,055
Oh I got for a steal.
I only paid 30.
279
00:14:19,114 --> 00:14:20,674
Oh, flora!
280
00:14:21,654 --> 00:14:23,364
$30!
281
00:14:31,022 --> 00:14:34,092
- London! You open this door immediately!
- Okey-dokey.
282
00:14:37,801 --> 00:14:41,201
London, you open this
door immediately... Again!
283
00:14:42,170 --> 00:14:43,800
Oh, hi, Zack.
284
00:14:46,259 --> 00:14:49,039
Wait, why aren't you working
on your latest master sneeze?
285
00:14:49,429 --> 00:14:51,579
I know your secret!
286
00:14:52,688 --> 00:14:54,248
Okay, so I had
my ears done,
287
00:14:54,358 --> 00:14:56,578
But this is what
I looked like before.
288
00:14:57,618 --> 00:15:00,018
Not that! Wow.
289
00:15:02,307 --> 00:15:04,617
No, I'm talking about you selling my
paintings for a profit!
290
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,476
Well, did you think
I'd sell them for a loss?
291
00:15:06,546 --> 00:15:09,476
- But you haven't been sharing with me.
- You got your $20.
292
00:15:09,536 --> 00:15:11,846
- What about the rest?
- I have expenses.
293
00:15:12,115 --> 00:15:13,065
Like what?
294
00:15:13,365 --> 00:15:14,995
Frames and hooks...
295
00:15:15,385 --> 00:15:18,195
Outfits to wear when
I buy frames and hooks.
296
00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:21,074
You know, $30,000 doesn't
go as far as it used to.
297
00:15:24,113 --> 00:15:26,523
30... Thousand...
298
00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:28,203
Dollars?
299
00:15:28,822 --> 00:15:30,822
Look, I know
it's not that much,
300
00:15:30,872 --> 00:15:33,372
- But you're just starting out.
- Well yeah, it's not that much to you,
301
00:15:33,451 --> 00:15:35,381
But that's more than
I'll make in my entire life!
302
00:15:35,471 --> 00:15:38,051
Ooh! That's sad.
303
00:15:38,231 --> 00:15:39,351
Well, you know what's sad?
304
00:15:39,430 --> 00:15:41,510
That you're my friend
and you're exploiting me!
305
00:15:41,610 --> 00:15:44,060
No, I'm not.
306
00:15:47,939 --> 00:15:50,919
Yu...wu...uh...
307
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,548
...wuh...
308
00:15:57,127 --> 00:15:59,147
Ah, beautiful.
Let me get your $20.
309
00:15:59,207 --> 00:16:00,377
No! No!
310
00:16:00,537 --> 00:16:03,107
If you want an original,
you can pay market price.
311
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:06,306
Zachary Martin is going
into the business for himself!
312
00:16:09,295 --> 00:16:10,785
I hope it's not
as a dialect coach,
313
00:16:10,835 --> 00:16:12,675
Because that accent...wow.
314
00:16:16,094 --> 00:16:19,234
Today, we will be exploring
the glory of the potato
315
00:16:19,474 --> 00:16:20,794
Or, as the French call it,
316
00:16:20,943 --> 00:16:22,563
"The apple of the earth".
317
00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:27,033
Woody, could you help me
with my potato,
318
00:16:27,102 --> 00:16:29,022
You big handsome man?
319
00:16:29,262 --> 00:16:31,682
Sure, but...
Aren't we supposed to be
320
00:16:31,731 --> 00:16:34,121
- Starting the plan?
- This is the plan.
321
00:16:34,191 --> 00:16:37,441
Could you maybe help me
mash some potatoes?
322
00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:39,980
You're so strong and cut.
323
00:16:41,610 --> 00:16:42,620
that tickles.
324
00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:43,850
Oh.
325
00:16:44,099 --> 00:16:47,339
I mean, I would happy
to help out a gorgeous
326
00:16:47,369 --> 00:16:50,199
Female person
such as yourself.
327
00:16:57,547 --> 00:16:59,747
Almost got it.
328
00:17:00,457 --> 00:17:02,177
You might want to
use the cooked ones.
329
00:17:02,306 --> 00:17:03,286
Oh.
330
00:17:03,966 --> 00:17:05,376
Oh...oh! Hot! Hot!
331
00:17:05,426 --> 00:17:07,686
Hot! Hot! Hot...
332
00:17:10,825 --> 00:17:12,555
Woody, are you okay?
333
00:17:12,764 --> 00:17:15,404
Woody: Yeah, my hair took
most of the blow.
334
00:17:18,703 --> 00:17:20,853
Okay, this plan
is not working.
335
00:17:21,303 --> 00:17:23,903
We need to do something
that doesn't require any skill
336
00:17:23,973 --> 00:17:25,363
Or manly abilities.
337
00:17:25,472 --> 00:17:27,912
Oh! I got manly abilities.
338
00:17:28,022 --> 00:17:29,652
Check this.
339
00:17:30,751 --> 00:17:33,101
Bailey, what are you doing?
340
00:17:34,341 --> 00:17:36,771
Clearly she's interested
in another guy.
341
00:17:36,950 --> 00:17:39,260
Lucky you, because you get me.
342
00:17:39,370 --> 00:17:41,540
Oh ho ho, that's it,
miss gazpacho.
343
00:17:41,630 --> 00:17:43,330
- You're going down!
- Ow!
344
00:17:43,499 --> 00:17:45,579
Yeah, uh-huh.
That's what happens.
345
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,459
Oh ho ho!
346
00:17:48,998 --> 00:17:50,708
All: Fight fight fight!
347
00:17:50,748 --> 00:17:52,318
Help! Help!
There's a fight!
348
00:17:52,348 --> 00:17:54,458
Someone get a teacher!
What are you doing?!
349
00:17:55,257 --> 00:17:57,527
Oh, yeah. Rats.
350
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:03,006
Ladies! Ladies!
Put those utensils down!
351
00:18:03,066 --> 00:18:04,716
You'll damage
the non-stick coating!
352
00:18:04,796 --> 00:18:06,126
Ladies!
353
00:18:08,055 --> 00:18:09,925
How dare you kiss my boyfriend?
354
00:18:10,015 --> 00:18:13,155
Well, what do you care?
You're into Woody now!
355
00:18:13,264 --> 00:18:14,944
Woody?! Oh, please!
356
00:18:15,574 --> 00:18:18,564
I wouldn't date him if he was
the last guy on the planet.
357
00:18:18,783 --> 00:18:19,783
Hey!
358
00:18:20,213 --> 00:18:22,643
Oh, Woody, I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean it like that.
359
00:18:23,752 --> 00:18:25,592
Oh, that's it!
360
00:18:26,622 --> 00:18:29,402
the beater,
the beater, the beater!
361
00:18:29,481 --> 00:18:31,041
Cody: Can't we settle this...
362
00:18:31,161 --> 00:18:33,501
All: Fight fight fight fight!
363
00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:38,180
I'll protect you, Addison!
364
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:39,670
Oh ho ho...
365
00:18:42,419 --> 00:18:44,919
- Woody!
- Oh.
366
00:18:45,239 --> 00:18:47,829
I'm just glad I could
take a roll for you.
367
00:18:48,338 --> 00:18:49,708
My souffle is done!
368
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:58,017
Le shh!
369
00:18:59,086 --> 00:19:01,306
uh, this is your
prime opportunity
370
00:19:01,366 --> 00:19:03,296
To buy an original
Zachary Martin
371
00:19:03,356 --> 00:19:04,956
From ze artist himself.
372
00:19:04,985 --> 00:19:07,255
That would be moi.
373
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:10,695
- What's going on here?
- Oh, as if you didn't know.
374
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:13,424
Zachary Martin is auctioning
off his latest works.
375
00:19:13,494 --> 00:19:16,194
Ah, zis is the first
piece up for bid.
376
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:19,423
I call it "Portrait of
a fat lazy American."
377
00:19:21,632 --> 00:19:23,642
We will start the bidding
at a mere, mmm,
378
00:19:24,042 --> 00:19:25,212
$30,000.
379
00:19:25,352 --> 00:19:27,352
Don't think you're
going to outbid me.
380
00:19:28,061 --> 00:19:31,091
Actually, I'm not buying
any more Zachary Martin.
381
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:32,861
You aren't?
382
00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:36,870
Okay okay, times,
zey are tough.
383
00:19:37,170 --> 00:19:39,670
Why do we not say $20,000?
384
00:19:41,029 --> 00:19:43,089
Do I hear a 10?
'cause all I hear
385
00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:44,809
Is the sound
of people leaving.
386
00:19:45,528 --> 00:19:48,328
You know, I can see
why you're disillusioned.
387
00:19:48,718 --> 00:19:50,748
When I first saw his work,
388
00:19:51,047 --> 00:19:53,507
It spoke to my soul
389
00:19:54,187 --> 00:19:57,227
In the hushed breathy tones...
390
00:19:57,876 --> 00:19:59,726
Of a weeping angel.
391
00:20:01,296 --> 00:20:04,576
And now....now
it just looks like...
392
00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:06,465
Someone sneezed
grape jelly on canvas?
393
00:20:06,535 --> 00:20:07,695
Bingo.
394
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:11,494
How about 100? 50?
395
00:20:11,994 --> 00:20:15,354
I'll give you 20 bucks for it.
I still need something to hand in for class.
396
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,543
I don't understand.
397
00:20:17,913 --> 00:20:22,103
Yesterday people were willing
to spend $30,000 on my art.
398
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:24,212
Look, I told you...you needed me.
399
00:20:24,442 --> 00:20:26,972
Look, people only wanted your stuff
because I wanted it.
400
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,271
London, you took
advantage of me
401
00:20:29,321 --> 00:20:31,581
For thousands
and thousands of dollars!
402
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,220
Hey, times are tough.
403
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,910
Daddy cut my allowance down
to three gold bars a week!
404
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:39,230
I can't even afford
three chocolate bars a week!
405
00:20:40,289 --> 00:20:43,239
You could have shared
the profits evenly.
406
00:20:43,288 --> 00:20:44,178
Look, you're right.
407
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,198
I'll give you your half.
408
00:20:45,248 --> 00:20:48,008
I spent the money on this outfit,
so what days do you want to wear it?
409
00:20:49,337 --> 00:20:50,537
London!
410
00:20:50,787 --> 00:20:52,047
Okay, I'm sorry.
411
00:20:52,257 --> 00:20:54,577
Look, it's just hard to get away
from what you're taught growing up.
412
00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:57,066
When I was a little girl,
my dad used to always say
413
00:20:57,146 --> 00:20:59,236
"Money is more IMPORTANT
than Friendship!"
414
00:21:00,985 --> 00:21:02,695
That's awful.
Why did he yell?
415
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:04,815
Oh, he didn't. Everything just
sounded really loud
416
00:21:04,885 --> 00:21:06,705
'cause I had those big ears.
417
00:21:09,824 --> 00:21:12,494
Bailey, what's going on with you?
418
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,633
You're acting up in class.
419
00:21:14,913 --> 00:21:18,913
You're fighting. You're
horribly misusing kitchen utensils.
420
00:21:19,652 --> 00:21:21,902
Well, excuse me if I'm upset
because all the girls
421
00:21:21,972 --> 00:21:23,682
In class fawn all over you.
422
00:21:24,141 --> 00:21:25,011
What?
423
00:21:25,821 --> 00:21:27,611
I see the way
they flirt with you.
424
00:21:27,901 --> 00:21:29,771
And you don't do
anything to stop 'em.
425
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:33,180
Really? They're
flirting with me?
426
00:21:33,370 --> 00:21:35,330
Yes. It's disgusting.
427
00:21:35,590 --> 00:21:37,480
Ch...yeah!
428
00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:41,039
All of 'em?
429
00:21:41,538 --> 00:21:43,248
How could you not notice?
430
00:21:44,348 --> 00:21:46,308
Because you're
the only girl I notice.
431
00:21:47,068 --> 00:21:47,988
Oh.
432
00:21:51,957 --> 00:21:54,467
But then how come you treated me
so coldly in class?
433
00:21:54,786 --> 00:21:56,496
Well, I'm the teacher.
434
00:21:56,656 --> 00:21:58,176
I can't show favoritism,
435
00:21:58,316 --> 00:21:59,976
Especially to my favorite girl.
436
00:22:03,675 --> 00:22:05,915
From now on if you're upset,
437
00:22:06,014 --> 00:22:07,204
Just tell me.
438
00:22:07,944 --> 00:22:08,954
You're right.
439
00:22:09,264 --> 00:22:11,934
I heard there was
a food fight! Sick!
440
00:22:13,013 --> 00:22:15,113
Oh, man, I missed it?
441
00:22:19,502 --> 00:22:21,212
Ooh, ciabatta.
442
00:22:21,262 --> 00:22:25,812
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