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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,367 --> 00:00:02,801 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:06,372 --> 00:00:09,540 OOOH, WAIT! JUMP BACK, THAT'S MY HUMPBACK. 3 00:00:09,575 --> 00:00:11,409 A LARGE MAN NEED A LARGE FISH. 4 00:00:11,444 --> 00:00:13,645 ACCORDING TO MY FLUKE PHOTOS, 5 00:00:13,679 --> 00:00:16,348 THAT'S A KILLER WHALE. 6 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,951 I ALWAYS THOUGHT WHALES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE BIG. 7 00:00:18,985 --> 00:00:21,586 - THOSE ARE SO TINY. - HERE, TRY THIS. 8 00:00:24,590 --> 00:00:26,424 OH MY GOSH, THEY'RE HUGE! 9 00:00:26,458 --> 00:00:28,426 I LOVE THESE MAGIC GLASSES. 10 00:00:28,461 --> 00:00:32,364 MAN, YOU'D NEED A LOT OF MESQUITE TO GRILL ONE OF THEM UP. 11 00:00:32,399 --> 00:00:36,334 KIRBY, THESE MAGNIFICENT CREATURES ARE ENDANGERED. 12 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:38,270 NO WONDER-- IF THEY TASTE AS GOOD AS THEY LOOK. 13 00:00:38,304 --> 00:00:39,371 YOU KNOW, A LITTLE BARBECUE SAUCE-- 14 00:00:40,906 --> 00:00:42,841 I'M SORRY, BUDDY. 15 00:00:42,875 --> 00:00:45,343 OOOH, NOW YOU'VE MADE ME HUNGRY. 16 00:00:45,377 --> 00:00:47,446 GETTING UP MAKES ME HUNGRY. 17 00:00:49,182 --> 00:00:50,883 OOOH, THE 3:00 ICE CREAM, YES! 18 00:00:50,917 --> 00:00:54,786 - SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE 2:30 ICE CREAM. - MMM-HMM. 19 00:00:54,820 --> 00:00:57,188 - HEY, MR. MOSEBY! - OH DEAR. 20 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:59,391 - DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE? - UH... NO. 21 00:00:59,425 --> 00:01:02,828 I AM BUSY SETTING UP THE PARTY FOR CAPTAIN LUNSFORD'S 10th YEAR AT THE HELM. 22 00:01:02,862 --> 00:01:05,831 OKAY, WHY DID THE WHALE CROSS THE OCEAN? 23 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:10,969 TO GET TO THE OTHER TIDE! ( hysterical laughter ) 24 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:18,577 - ( snickers ) - YOU JUST BLOBBED ON MY BABY BELUGA. 25 00:01:20,446 --> 00:01:23,348 GREAT! NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE 3:30 ICE CREAM. 26 00:01:25,051 --> 00:01:27,052 CONNIE, PLEASE, NO MORE JOKES. 27 00:01:27,086 --> 00:01:28,987 PLEASE, NO NO NO! JUST BACK AWAY FROM ME. 28 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:31,789 GET AWAY, GET AWAY-- WHOA WHOA! 29 00:01:31,824 --> 00:01:33,258 DON'T WORRY, I'LL CATCH YOU! 30 00:01:37,096 --> 00:01:39,430 - WHERE'S MR. MOSEBY? - DID HE GO OVER? 31 00:01:39,465 --> 00:01:41,766 Moseby: HE WENT UNDER. 32 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:43,301 London: OOOH OHH. 33 00:01:45,638 --> 00:01:47,372 POOR CLUMSY MOSEBY! I'LL HELP YOU UP. 34 00:01:47,407 --> 00:01:49,508 - OOOP. - OWWW! 35 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:57,649 OH, THAT'S GONNA HURT IN THE MORNING. 36 00:01:57,683 --> 00:01:59,984 ( groans ) 37 00:02:00,018 --> 00:02:03,088 OH AY OH, OH AY OH 38 00:02:05,691 --> 00:02:08,193 COME ALONG WITH ME 39 00:02:08,227 --> 00:02:09,761 AND LET'S HEAD OUT TO SEE 40 00:02:09,795 --> 00:02:11,563 WHAT THIS WORLD HAS 41 00:02:11,597 --> 00:02:14,299 FOR YOU AND FOR ME NOW 42 00:02:14,333 --> 00:02:16,368 WHICHEVER WAY THE WIND BLOWS 43 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:17,703 - WE SAY... - HEY-HO, LET'S GO! 44 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:20,071 - OH AY OH - THIS BOAT'S ROCKING 45 00:02:20,106 --> 00:02:24,509 - OH AY OH - AIN'T NO STOPPING US NOW 46 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:26,345 'CAUSE WE'RE LIVING THE SUITE LIFE 47 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:29,147 - OH AY OH - THIS BOAT'S ROCKING 48 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:33,418 - OH AY OH - ROCKING THE WHOLE WORLD ROUND 49 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:37,155 AND WE'RE LIVING THE SUITE LIFE NOW 50 00:02:37,189 --> 00:02:38,457 HEY HO! OH AY OH 51 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:39,457 LET'S GO! 52 00:02:45,865 --> 00:02:47,966 HEY, MOSEBY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 53 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:52,570 OH, HAVING FUN. FEELING MY PAIN WAFT BETWEEN UNBEARABLE AND EXCRUCIATING. 54 00:02:52,604 --> 00:02:54,472 OH, GLAD TO KNOW YOU'RE FEELING BETTER. 55 00:02:56,409 --> 00:02:59,010 ( groans ) OKAY, BACK TO EXCRUCIATING. 56 00:02:59,045 --> 00:03:02,313 - EVERYONE FEELS REALLY BAD ABOUT YOU GETTING HURT. - AND THEY SHOULD. 57 00:03:02,347 --> 00:03:05,083 NOW, MOSEBY, LET'S FACE IT. 58 00:03:05,117 --> 00:03:06,985 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A LITTLE CLUMSY. 59 00:03:07,019 --> 00:03:09,354 OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S ALL MY FAULT. 60 00:03:09,388 --> 00:03:13,157 LOOK, I NEED YOUR HELP IN PLANNING CAPTAIN LUNSFORD'S PARTY. 61 00:03:13,192 --> 00:03:15,227 OOH, I LOVE PLANNING PARTIES! 62 00:03:15,261 --> 00:03:19,197 OOOH, AND IF I INVITE YOU, IT'LL BE A CAST PARTY. 63 00:03:19,231 --> 00:03:20,398 - GET IT-- CAST? BA-DOOP BOO. - OW! 64 00:03:22,134 --> 00:03:23,935 LOOK, JUST FORGET IT. HELP ME UP 65 00:03:23,969 --> 00:03:26,071 SO I CAN GET BACK TO WORK. 66 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:27,706 UH UH UH! BUT THAT LADY IN THE HIDEOUS WHITE OUTFIT 67 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:30,242 - SAID YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GET UP. - SHE'S A NURSE. 68 00:03:32,177 --> 00:03:34,445 I DON'T CARE! SHE'S WEARING WHITE 69 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:36,714 AND IT'S AFTER LABOR DAY. SHE SHOULD KNOW BETTER. 70 00:03:36,749 --> 00:03:38,616 ( whimpers ) OH, I GUESS I'M TRAPPED HERE. 71 00:03:38,650 --> 00:03:39,985 DON'T WORRY, MOSEBY. I'LL ENTERTAIN YOU. 72 00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:45,056 JUST LIKE YOU DID FOR ME WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIR-WIRL. 73 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:48,393 "HI, I'M BEARION MOSEBY." GET IT-- BEAR-ION? 74 00:03:48,427 --> 00:03:49,961 - BEARION. - I GOT IT. OKAY, LONDON, LOOK-- 75 00:03:49,995 --> 00:03:52,764 I APPRECIATE IT, BUT I DON'T NEED THIS KIND OF CODDLING. 76 00:03:52,798 --> 00:03:54,532 I'M A GROWN MAN. 77 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:57,502 LONDON HAS YOUR FAVORITE. 78 00:03:57,536 --> 00:04:00,572 A BANANA BUNNYSICLE! 79 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:03,008 - WITH CHOCOLATE-CHIP EYES! - OPEN UP THE HANGAR. 80 00:04:03,042 --> 00:04:06,444 HERE COMES A PRIVATE JET WITH PINK LEATHER SEATS AND A WIDESCREEN TV. 81 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:08,212 ( mimics propeller ) 82 00:04:08,247 --> 00:04:09,981 OH, TURBULENCE! MAYDAY MAYDAY! 83 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:11,683 MAYDAY MAYDAY! ( mimics propeller ) 84 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:13,952 ( screams ) 85 00:04:16,789 --> 00:04:18,890 SORRY. WIND SHEAR. 86 00:04:21,927 --> 00:04:24,730 OOOH, STORY TIME! 87 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:26,831 AND I HAVE THE BESTEST ONE OF ALL. 88 00:04:29,268 --> 00:04:31,136 "THE POKEY LITTLE PRINCESS." 89 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,573 PAGE ONE! 90 00:04:41,213 --> 00:04:43,582 - PAGE TWO! - ( whimpers ) 91 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:45,816 OKAY, ENOUGH WITH "THE POKEY LITTLE PRINCESS." 92 00:04:45,851 --> 00:04:49,487 - BUT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT ENDS! - I BARELY KNOW HOW IT BEGINS. 93 00:04:49,521 --> 00:04:52,190 DON'T BE SUCH A CRANKY PANTS! 94 00:04:52,224 --> 00:04:57,429 I HAVE SOMETHING THAT'S SURE TO TURN YOUR FROWN UPSIDE DOWN! 95 00:04:57,463 --> 00:05:01,466 - OW! - I'M GONNA BESPARKLE YOUR CAST! 96 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:03,501 LONDON, I AM NOT IN A SPARKLY MOOD. 97 00:05:03,536 --> 00:05:05,803 - THAT'S WHY I WANT TO CHEER YOU UP. - ( thunks ) 98 00:05:05,837 --> 00:05:07,439 OWWW! 99 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:10,208 - YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME. - ( thunking ) 100 00:05:10,242 --> 00:05:12,177 NOW I WANT TO BE HERE FOR YOU. 101 00:05:12,211 --> 00:05:14,646 ( cell phone rings ) 102 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,447 OH, HEY, CHELSEA. 103 00:05:16,481 --> 00:05:18,316 NAW NAW, NOTHING IMPORTANT. 104 00:05:18,351 --> 00:05:20,952 ( screams ) 105 00:05:20,986 --> 00:05:23,288 - ( thunking ) - ( squealing ) 106 00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:25,190 NOT NOW, MOSEBY. I'M ON THE PHONE. 107 00:05:31,897 --> 00:05:33,799 POOR MR. MOSEBY. IT'S ALL MY FAULT. 108 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:37,836 AND IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME. I HAVE CRUSHED BEFORE. 109 00:05:37,870 --> 00:05:42,240 WHEN I WAS 14 AND GRANDMA KAREN CAME UP FROM FORT WORTH, 110 00:05:42,274 --> 00:05:46,478 I WAS SO HAPPY I JUMPED RIGHT INTO HER FRAIL LITTLE ARMS. 111 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:49,147 THERE WAS JUST A WHIMPER, A CRACKLING SOUND 112 00:05:49,181 --> 00:05:50,849 AND A PUFF OF TALCUM POWDER. 113 00:05:53,786 --> 00:05:56,254 OKAY, CHELSEA. TTFN. 114 00:05:56,288 --> 00:05:59,524 OMG. THAT GIRL CAN TALK. 115 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:01,526 - SO IS EVERYTHING OKAY? - NOT REALLY. 116 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:05,263 CHELSEA'S YACHT SANK. I TOLD HER NOT TO LET HER CAT STEER. 117 00:06:05,297 --> 00:06:07,965 I'M TALKING ABOUT MR. MOSEBY. 118 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,134 I DON'T THINK HE HAS A YACHT. 119 00:06:10,169 --> 00:06:12,603 - HOW IS HE FEELING? - ABOUT NOT HAVING A YACHT? 120 00:06:12,638 --> 00:06:15,073 PROBABLY PRETTY BUMMED. 121 00:06:15,107 --> 00:06:17,742 ENOUGH ABOUT THE DING-DANG YACHT. 122 00:06:17,776 --> 00:06:20,879 - I MEAN IS HE OKAY? - OH, HE'S GREAT. 123 00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:22,447 I LEFT HIM WITH A BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE. 124 00:06:25,117 --> 00:06:26,651 ( groans ) 125 00:06:28,153 --> 00:06:30,021 AHHH, OH HO, AWESOME! 126 00:06:30,055 --> 00:06:32,857 YOU KNOW, IF YOU HAD ONE EYE TWICE AS BIG AS THE OTHER 127 00:06:32,891 --> 00:06:36,161 AND A MACARONI MOUTH, YOU'D LOOK JUST LIKE MY FIRST-GRADE ART PROJECT. 128 00:06:39,798 --> 00:06:42,066 LONDON DECIDED TO BESPARKLE ME. 129 00:06:42,101 --> 00:06:44,603 OH, DON'T WORRY. I'LL DE-BESPARKLE YOU. 130 00:06:44,637 --> 00:06:46,838 OW! 131 00:06:46,872 --> 00:06:49,341 YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY SORRY YOU GOT HURT. 132 00:06:49,375 --> 00:06:52,077 - ( grunts ) - BUT LET'S FACE IT, 133 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,545 - YOU ARE A LITTLE CLUMSY. - A LITTLE-- OO-OKAY. 134 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:56,514 AND YOU'RE A LITTLE ANNOYING. 135 00:06:58,050 --> 00:07:00,585 LOOK, HAND ME THE PHONE. I NEED TO CALL CATERING 136 00:07:00,619 --> 00:07:03,054 AND CHECK ON CAPTAIN LUNSFORD'S TRIBUTE. LET'S GO, COME ON. 137 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,355 NO CAN DO, KIMOSABE. 138 00:07:04,389 --> 00:07:08,093 - LET ME TELL YOU WHAT NURSE MUSTACHE SAID. - OOOH. 139 00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:10,929 SHE SAID IF I LET YOU MAKE A WORK CALL, 140 00:07:10,963 --> 00:07:13,698 SHE'LL RIP OFF MY EAR AND SEW IT BACK ON... 141 00:07:13,733 --> 00:07:17,268 - UPSIDE DOWN. - EEEW. 142 00:07:17,302 --> 00:07:18,970 I GUESS SHE IS A LITTLE SCARY. 143 00:07:19,004 --> 00:07:23,241 SHE CHECKS YOUR HEART RATE BY REACHING INSIDE YOUR CHEST. 144 00:07:23,275 --> 00:07:25,744 WELL, TO TAKE YOUR MIND OFF OF ALL THAT, 145 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:28,379 - I BROUGHT A GAME! - ( groans ) 146 00:07:28,414 --> 00:07:30,615 DUH DUH DUH DAAA! 147 00:07:30,649 --> 00:07:33,485 TSSHH TSSHH! DRAGON QUEST! 148 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:37,555 OH, I HAVEN'T PLAYED D.Q. SINCE OUR DAYS AT THE HOTEL. 149 00:07:37,589 --> 00:07:40,692 AND I NEED THY HELP, JANGO DARKBLADE. 150 00:07:42,060 --> 00:07:47,165 FOR THE PLAINS OF ONATHE ARE OVERRUNNING WITH SAND OGRES. 151 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:50,168 ALAS, IT IS A DARK DAY, MULTACH. 152 00:07:50,202 --> 00:07:53,705 - YOUR SWORD, JANGO. - ( screams ) 153 00:07:53,739 --> 00:07:56,140 - ( whimpers ) - OOOH, THAT'S GOTTA HURT. 154 00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:04,849 HEY THERE, BOO-BOO BEAR! CONNIE THE CLOWN WANTS TO KNOW 155 00:08:04,883 --> 00:08:07,585 WHO NEEDS A BIG SMILE? 156 00:08:07,619 --> 00:08:09,687 HOPEFULLY SOMEONE ON THE LIDO DECK. 157 00:08:09,722 --> 00:08:12,323 SILLY! NAME A BALLOON ANIMAL-- ANY ANIMAL. 158 00:08:12,358 --> 00:08:14,459 ANY ANIMAL AT ALL... 159 00:08:14,493 --> 00:08:16,728 ( whispers ) AS LONG AS IT'S A SNAKE. 160 00:08:16,762 --> 00:08:18,763 ( both scream ) 161 00:08:18,797 --> 00:08:20,765 WOW, THEY'RE RIGHT. 162 00:08:20,799 --> 00:08:23,100 ( singsong ) YOU ARE A LITTLE CLUMSY! 163 00:08:23,135 --> 00:08:25,637 YES, IT'S A CURSE. 164 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:27,138 NOW FILL ME IN. WHAT'S HAPPENING? 165 00:08:27,172 --> 00:08:29,307 OH, IT'S A TOTAL DISASTER. 166 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,708 OH, I KNEW IT! DID SOMETHING GO WRONG 167 00:08:30,743 --> 00:08:33,344 WITH THE PREPARATIONS FOR CAPTAIN LUNSFORD'S PARTY? 168 00:08:33,378 --> 00:08:35,446 - WORSE. - ( whimpers ) 169 00:08:35,481 --> 00:08:38,849 - MY BOYFRIEND DONNIE DUMPED ME. - ( groans ) OKAY, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT-- 170 00:08:38,884 --> 00:08:43,121 AND I CALLED MY MOM ABOUT IT, AND SHE SAID SHE CAN'T TALK TO ME ANY MORE 171 00:08:43,155 --> 00:08:45,390 BECAUSE I "BRING HER DOWN." 172 00:08:45,424 --> 00:08:48,659 THERE'S A SHOCK. 173 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:51,663 ( sobs ) AND MY BODY IS BREAKING OUT INTO BOILS! 174 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:53,498 - OHHH. - DO YOU SEE THIS RED DOT ON MY NOSE? 175 00:08:53,532 --> 00:08:55,933 - IT'S NOT MAKEUP. - EWWW. 176 00:08:55,968 --> 00:08:57,368 - ( sobs ) - OH DEAR. 177 00:08:57,403 --> 00:09:01,172 YOU MAY BE BROKEN, BUT AT LEAST YOUR HEART IS WHOLE. 178 00:09:01,206 --> 00:09:03,574 ( whining sobs ) 179 00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:06,477 ( blows ) 180 00:09:06,511 --> 00:09:08,546 - ( splats ) - AHHH! 181 00:09:08,580 --> 00:09:10,047 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. OH, PULL IT TOGETHER, CONNIE! 182 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:13,151 - ( whining ) - DO YOU KNOW HOW YOU CAN GET THROUGH ALL OF THIS? 183 00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:17,222 - HOW? - IF YOU HELP MAKE CAPTAIN LUNSFORD'S PARTY 184 00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:18,789 A BIG SUCCESS. 185 00:09:18,824 --> 00:09:20,658 OH, THAT? 186 00:09:20,693 --> 00:09:23,628 THAT'S GONNA BE FUN-FABULOUS. 187 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:25,764 EVERYTHING IS ALL SET-- THE FOOD, THE DECORATIONS. 188 00:09:25,798 --> 00:09:29,066 - I'M PICKING OUT THE MUSIC. - DO YOU HAVE THE GIFT? 189 00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:31,936 I HAVE A REALLY GOOD EAR, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I'D NECESSARILY CALL IT A GIFT. 190 00:09:31,970 --> 00:09:34,672 ( groans ) 191 00:09:34,706 --> 00:09:38,309 NO, THE GIFT FOR CAPTAIN LUNSFORD. 192 00:09:38,344 --> 00:09:40,578 MR. TIPTON COMMISSIONED A MINIATURE REPLICA 193 00:09:40,612 --> 00:09:42,780 OF THE FIRST S.S. TIPTON. 194 00:09:42,814 --> 00:09:45,516 IT WAS HAND-CARVED FROM THE LAST SHRED OF WOOD 195 00:09:45,551 --> 00:09:47,051 FROM THE ORIGINAL HULL. 196 00:09:47,085 --> 00:09:51,189 MAN, I'VE BEEN HERE 10 YEARS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS PEN. 197 00:09:51,223 --> 00:09:52,156 OKAY-- ( sputters ) 198 00:09:53,425 --> 00:09:54,325 OOPS. 199 00:10:00,332 --> 00:10:02,000 LASSO DOGGY! 200 00:10:04,503 --> 00:10:06,537 - COME ON! - HEY, MR. MOSEBY. 201 00:10:06,572 --> 00:10:08,906 - OH. - I MADE YOU COQ AU VIN. 202 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,942 - IT'S PIPING HOT. - WELL, THANK YOU. 203 00:10:10,976 --> 00:10:13,945 I SHOULD EAT IT NOW WHILE I STILL HAVE A FEW TEETH. 204 00:10:13,979 --> 00:10:19,050 LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY THAT YOU GOT HURT, BUT IT WASN'T MY FAULT. 205 00:10:19,084 --> 00:10:21,119 OH, I KNOW, I KNOW. IT'S ALL MY FAULT! 206 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:23,854 WELL, LET'S FACE IT-- YOU ARE A LITTLE CLUMSY. 207 00:10:23,889 --> 00:10:26,323 GO AWAY. 208 00:10:26,358 --> 00:10:28,226 OH, WAIT. COME BACK. 209 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:30,795 - LOOK, I NEED A FAVOR. - OH, ANYTHING. 210 00:10:30,829 --> 00:10:34,032 - WHATEVER YOU ASK! - LET GO OF MY ARM. 211 00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:36,100 BUT IT'S YOUR OTHER ARM THAT'S BROKEN. 212 00:10:36,134 --> 00:10:38,436 YES, THIS IS THE ARM THAT YOUR BROTHER MULTACH 213 00:10:38,470 --> 00:10:41,506 STABBED. 214 00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:44,909 - LOOK, I NEED THE PHONE. - NO CAN DO. 215 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:46,544 NOT AFTER WHAT NURSE FLORENCE FRIGHTENGALE SAID. 216 00:10:46,578 --> 00:10:49,880 SHE SAID THAT EVERY TIME YOU CALL TO CHECK ON THE SHIP, 217 00:10:49,915 --> 00:10:54,619 - IT SPIKES YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE. - SO DO YOU, BUT SHE LET YOU IN. 218 00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:57,689 MR. MOSEBY, YOU'VE JUST GOT TO RELAX. 219 00:10:57,723 --> 00:10:59,824 RELAX?! HOW CAN I? 220 00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:03,194 MR. TIPTON SPECIFICALLY PUT ME IN CHARGE OF CAPTAIN LUNSFORD'S GIFT. 221 00:11:03,228 --> 00:11:07,598 AND PRESENTLY MY CAREER RESTS IN THE BIG-GLOVED HANDS 222 00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:10,000 OF CONNIE THE EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED CLOWN! 223 00:11:10,035 --> 00:11:11,902 OKAY OKAY OKAY. DON'T WORRY. 224 00:11:11,937 --> 00:11:15,673 ZACK AND I WILL CHECK ON IT. WE'LL MAKE SURE CONNIE DOESN'T SCREW IT UP. 225 00:11:15,707 --> 00:11:17,976 - YOU CAN COUNT ON US. - "US"? 226 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:20,712 AND BY US, I MEANT ME. 227 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:23,481 - OH-- - OWWWWW! 228 00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:26,284 I'M SORRY. LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU. 229 00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:28,720 ( squeals ) 230 00:11:31,056 --> 00:11:33,123 PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE USED THE SPOON. 231 00:11:33,158 --> 00:11:34,759 ( cries ) 232 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,938 - HEY, CONNIE. - AHHH! 233 00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:48,372 DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT. 234 00:11:48,406 --> 00:11:51,242 YOU SAW US COMING. 235 00:11:51,276 --> 00:11:53,511 - IS THAT CAPTAIN LUNSFORD'S GIFT? - YES! 236 00:11:53,545 --> 00:11:57,715 AND IT IS VERY FRAGILE AND REQUIRES DELICATE ATTENTION. 237 00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,984 - LIKE ME. - ( phone beeps ) 238 00:12:00,018 --> 00:12:03,020 THAT'S MY EX-BOYFRIEND'S RING. MAYBE HE WANTS ME BACK. 239 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,288 - HERE, HOLD THIS. - ( gasps ) 240 00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:07,825 DONNIE? UH-HUH. 241 00:12:07,859 --> 00:12:09,227 HE DOESN'T WANT ME BACK. 242 00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:14,231 CONNIE, YOU DROPPED THE BOTTLE. 243 00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:16,600 OOOPS. IS THE BOTTLE OKAY? 244 00:12:16,635 --> 00:12:18,502 - YEAH. - THE SHIP ISN'T. 245 00:12:18,536 --> 00:12:21,606 GREAT! AND I TOLD MOSEBY NOT TO WORRY, 246 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,474 THAT WE WERE RELIABLE, THAT HE COULD COUNT ON US. 247 00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:24,842 THAT WAS A STUPID THING TO SAY. 248 00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:29,313 ACTUALLY I TOLD HIM HE COULD COUNT ON ME. 249 00:12:29,347 --> 00:12:31,015 OH, WELL, THEN THIS IS YOUR PROBLEM. 250 00:12:31,049 --> 00:12:32,216 - SEE YOU AFTER LUNCH. - YEP. 251 00:12:43,061 --> 00:12:44,629 ( laughs ) 252 00:12:46,331 --> 00:12:47,698 OKAY. 253 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,601 "HELP ME." 254 00:12:56,307 --> 00:12:58,175 HA HA! 255 00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:01,112 MR. MOSEBY, DID YOU DROP THIS? 256 00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:03,181 - YES! I NEED YOUR HELP. - YOU CAN COUNT ON ME. 257 00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:04,716 I'LL GO THROW IT AWAY RIGHT NOW. 258 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,784 ARGHHH! D-D-D-D-- NO! 259 00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:10,321 IT'S A NOTE SAYING I NEED YOUR HELP. GET IN HERE IMMEDIATELY! 260 00:13:10,355 --> 00:13:12,090 OKAY, BUT I DON'T THINK I'LL FIT. 261 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,991 OOH, OW, OOH. 262 00:13:14,025 --> 00:13:16,160 OR YOU COULD USE THE DOOR! 263 00:13:16,194 --> 00:13:19,229 THAT'S WHY YOU THE BOSS. 264 00:13:19,264 --> 00:13:21,666 BOSS OF THE S.S. INCOMPETENCE. 265 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:24,335 IT'S A WONDER WE'RE STILL AFLOAT. 266 00:13:24,369 --> 00:13:26,203 THANK GOODNESS NURSE HATCHET WENT ON BREAK. 267 00:13:26,238 --> 00:13:28,706 SHE'S 4'10" OF PURE MEAN! 268 00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:31,309 IT'S A WONDER WHY SHE GOT INTO THE CAREGIVING BUSINESS. 269 00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:34,178 - SHE MUST LIKE SEEING PEOPLE IN PAIN. - ( yells ) 270 00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:35,713 GET UP, GET UP! GET-- GET UP! 271 00:13:35,747 --> 00:13:39,550 WHICH REMINDS ME-- I FEEL JUST AWFUL ABOUT FALLING ON YOU. 272 00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:43,020 I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER GET THAT CRUNCH SOUND YOU MADE OUT OF MY HEAD. 273 00:13:45,390 --> 00:13:47,392 THAT MAKES TWO OF US. 274 00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:49,760 NOW IF YOU WANT TO MAKE UP FOR IT, 275 00:13:49,794 --> 00:13:53,831 YOU CAN DO ME A BIG FAVOR-- GET ME ON THE DECK FOR THE CAPTAIN'S PRESENTATION. 276 00:13:53,865 --> 00:13:57,802 - IF WE'RE CAUGHT, PERMISSION TO BLAME YOU, SIR? - PERMISSION GRANTED. 277 00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:00,205 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL HOLD YOUR LEGS. - HERE WE GO. 278 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,839 - THIS WAY. - NOW WAIT, IF YOU GO LIKE-- AHA! 279 00:14:01,873 --> 00:14:03,874 YOU'RE GIVING ME A PAJAMA WEDGIE. 280 00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:05,543 YOU GONNA HAVE TO HANDLE THAT ON YOUR OWN, SIR. 281 00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:10,548 OKAY, I GOT YOU. 282 00:14:10,582 --> 00:14:12,116 - ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. - AHHHHH! 283 00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:16,454 SHHH! NURSE HATCHET IS AT HER DESK AND SHE'S EATING RAW MEAT. 284 00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:19,056 ABORT ABORT! 285 00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:21,893 NO NO NO NO! ( grunts ) 286 00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:24,061 I'M SORRY, MR. MOSEBY. 287 00:14:24,095 --> 00:14:26,297 I'M SWORN TO PROTECT THE GOOD PEOPLE OF THIS SHIP 288 00:14:26,331 --> 00:14:28,166 AND ALL I DO IS BRING ON DISASTER. 289 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,500 I DON'T DESERVE THIS BADGE. 290 00:14:31,169 --> 00:14:35,806 - ( squeals ) - IT'S JUST NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT? 291 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,775 ( growls ) 292 00:14:37,809 --> 00:14:41,412 - HERE, I'LL GET THAT. - OW! 293 00:14:41,446 --> 00:14:42,980 - DO YOU WANT ME TO GET THE NURSE? - AH! 294 00:14:43,014 --> 00:14:45,349 JUST GO. 295 00:14:48,853 --> 00:14:51,789 I DON'T THINK I CAN SURVIVE ANOTHER VISIT FROM A WELL-WISHER. 296 00:14:51,823 --> 00:14:54,858 Connie: KIRBY, WE HAVE A PROBLEM. CODY DAMAGED THE TOP DECK 297 00:14:54,893 --> 00:14:57,561 OF THE SHIP AND WE NEED TO FIX IT BEFORE MR. MOSEBY FINDS OUT. 298 00:14:58,930 --> 00:15:01,699 MUST GET TOPSIDE. 299 00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:04,535 ( screams ) 300 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,775 LONDON! 301 00:15:13,645 --> 00:15:16,714 OH, GOOD TRICK, KIRBY! 302 00:15:16,748 --> 00:15:19,250 NOW JUMP OVER THE HOT TUB. GO, KIRBY, GO GO! 303 00:15:19,284 --> 00:15:23,554 NO TIME! HAVE YOU SEEN ZACK AND CODY CARRYING A TEENY TINY SHIP? 304 00:15:23,588 --> 00:15:24,522 - OH YEAH. THEY WENT THAT WAY. - OH! 305 00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:30,661 I NEED A RAISE. 306 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,533 MOSEBY, I'M BA-ACK! 307 00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:37,468 AND I HAVE MORE STORIES. I HAVE... 308 00:15:37,502 --> 00:15:40,438 "GREEN EGGS AND CAVIAR," 309 00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:42,039 AND "GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BUTLERS." 310 00:15:44,242 --> 00:15:46,176 NOW, MOSEBY, YOU ARE IN NO SHAPE 311 00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:47,578 TO BE PLAYING HIDE 'N' SEEK. 312 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,447 ALTHOUGH... 313 00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:54,952 YOU SEEM TO BE PRETTY DARN GOOD AT IT. 314 00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:58,122 UH-OH. HELP HELP! 315 00:15:58,156 --> 00:16:00,524 THERE'S A TINY INJURED BESPARKLED MAN ON THE LOOSE. 316 00:16:06,331 --> 00:16:10,001 - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? - WELL, THE BOOM AND MIZZENMAST 317 00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:12,570 IS BENT PORTSIDE PAST THE BOBSTAY AND BULWARK, 318 00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:13,938 ALL THE WAY TO THE SCARF ON THE FANTAIL HATCH. 319 00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:17,141 AND YOUR CAPSTAN GAFF DOESN'T LOOK TOO GOOD EITHER. 320 00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:20,778 WOW, YOU CERTAINLY KNOW YOUR NAUTICAL TERMINOLOGY. 321 00:16:20,812 --> 00:16:23,247 NAW, I JUST SAW THAT IN A PIRATE MOVIE. 322 00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:25,683 - CAN IT BE FIXED? - I'LL SURE GIVE IT A TRY. 323 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,522 MM-HMM. MMM-HMM. 324 00:16:32,557 --> 00:16:34,725 MM-HMM. 325 00:16:34,759 --> 00:16:36,760 - JUST LIKE I THOUGHT. - WHAT? 326 00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:38,829 MY FINGER'S STUCK. 327 00:16:38,863 --> 00:16:42,233 - HANG TIGHT, I'LL GO GRAB SOME BUTTER. - OH, NO NEED. 328 00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:44,635 GOT SOME RIGHT HERE. 329 00:16:44,669 --> 00:16:47,104 YOU CARRY BUTTER IN YOUR PANTS? 330 00:16:47,138 --> 00:16:49,140 I DON'T LIKE GUM. 331 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:53,744 HERE, LET ME. LATER ON I WANT TO HAVE A SERIOUS DISCUSSION 332 00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:55,580 WITH YOU ABOUT YOUR DIETARY HABITS. 333 00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,348 NOW TRY THAT. 334 00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:01,785 - IT WON'T BUDGE. - ALL RIGHT, HERE. 335 00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:04,155 - LET ME TRY AND GET AT IT. - OKAY. 336 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,322 - ( both grunting ) - OH, CAREFUL. 337 00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:08,226 OKAY, HERE IT COMES. 338 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:10,194 - ( pops ) - YES! 339 00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:12,596 OOOH, I THINK THAT FINGER GOT LONGER. 340 00:17:14,999 --> 00:17:18,201 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! MOSEBY IS MISSING AND YOU GUYS ARE NAPPING. 341 00:17:18,236 --> 00:17:20,037 WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA, WAIT. 342 00:17:20,071 --> 00:17:21,772 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "MOSEBY'S MISSING"? 343 00:17:21,806 --> 00:17:25,108 - NO ONE CAN FIND HIM. - DANG, THAT SOUNDS LIKE MISSING TO ME. 344 00:17:25,143 --> 00:17:27,444 COME ON, CODY AND I WILL SEARCH THE SHIP. 345 00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:31,315 YOU TWO TRY TO FIND SOMEONE TO PUSH THE BOWSPRIT BACK TO THE HALYARD. 346 00:17:31,349 --> 00:17:33,317 - COME ON. - HUH? 347 00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:36,587 BASICALLY WE NEED SOMEONE WHO'S GOOD WORKING WITH TWEEZERS. 348 00:17:36,621 --> 00:17:40,091 UH, HELLO! THESE EYEBROWS DON'T HAPPEN BY THEMSELVES. 349 00:17:43,661 --> 00:17:45,129 HELLO, TINY LITTLE SAILORS! 350 00:17:53,871 --> 00:17:54,939 - TWEEZERS! - TWEEZERS. 351 00:17:58,743 --> 00:18:00,411 - CLAMP! - CLAMP. 352 00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:06,717 - WIPE! - WIPE. 353 00:18:06,751 --> 00:18:08,619 OH-- LIPSTICK. 354 00:18:10,455 --> 00:18:11,555 LIPSTICK. 355 00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:24,135 WELL, I'VE DONE ALL THAT I CAN. 356 00:18:25,770 --> 00:18:27,504 WILL SHE MAKE IT? 357 00:18:27,538 --> 00:18:29,607 WE'LL KNOW IN THE MORNING. 358 00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:32,810 WE'D BETTER KNOW NOW! CAPTAIN LUNSFORD'S PRESENTATION IS IN HALF AN HOUR. 359 00:18:32,844 --> 00:18:35,579 - THEN YOU'D BETTER TAKE THIS TO CONNIE TO BE GIFT-WRAPPED. - I'M ON IT! 360 00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:39,817 ( thuds ) 361 00:18:39,851 --> 00:18:41,218 TWEEZERS. 362 00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:49,126 - CONNIE! - EXCUSE ME, MORE FUNTERTAINMENT TO PLAN. 363 00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:51,562 - WHERE IS THE BOAT? - LONDON IS STILL FIXING IT. 364 00:18:51,596 --> 00:18:53,697 BUT DON'T WORRY-- CAPTAIN LUNSFORD STILL 365 00:18:53,732 --> 00:18:55,065 HASN'T FINISHED HIS ROUND OF PUTT-PUTT GOLF. 366 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:58,268 THANK GOODNESS HE'S HELD UP ON THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE HOLE. 367 00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,204 WHERE DO THOSE BALLS DISAPPEAR TO ANYWAY? 368 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:05,109 ( panting ) 369 00:19:05,143 --> 00:19:07,110 KIRBY, DID YOU FIND MR. MOSEBY? 370 00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:08,612 ( wheezing ) 371 00:19:10,982 --> 00:19:14,018 DOES THAT MEAN YOU DIDN'T FIND HIM OR YOU JUST CAN'T TALK YET? 372 00:19:16,154 --> 00:19:18,822 DOES THAT MEAN YES, YOU FOUND HIM OR YES, YOU CAN'T TALK YET? 373 00:19:20,725 --> 00:19:24,361 HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF PLAYING SWEATY CHARADES, WE GET HIM SOME WATER? 374 00:19:24,396 --> 00:19:26,630 AND A TISSUE. 375 00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:35,072 I RAN AROUND EVERY SINGLE DECK 376 00:19:35,106 --> 00:19:36,373 AND MR. MOSEBY HAS JUST UP AND DISAPPEARED. 377 00:19:36,407 --> 00:19:39,210 KINDA LIKE THE STUFFING ON MY PLATE ON THANKSGIVING. 378 00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:42,613 OKAY, GOT MY BREATH BACK. 379 00:19:42,647 --> 00:19:43,747 I'LL GO SEARCH FOR MR. MOSEBY. 380 00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:48,018 - FOUND HIM! - OH, THANK GOODNESS, 381 00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:49,787 BECAUSE I HAD NO MORE RUN LEFT IN ME. 382 00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:53,390 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I KNOW THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH THE SHIP. 383 00:19:53,424 --> 00:19:58,628 - UH-OH, HE KNOWS. - BUT NEVER FEAR, MOSEBY IS HERE. 384 00:19:58,663 --> 00:20:00,564 NOW I'M GOING TO TAKE THE ELEVATOR-- 385 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,166 - Man: OH, SORRY. - ( screams ) 386 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,335 ( crashing ) 387 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:05,469 I'LL CATCH YOU, MR. MOSEBY! 388 00:20:12,510 --> 00:20:15,145 OH, KIRBY, THANK YOU FOR CUSHIONING MY FALL. 389 00:20:15,179 --> 00:20:19,049 YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT DIDN'T EVEN HURT THAT MUCH. 390 00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,885 THAT'S BECAUSE WE CUSHIONED YOUR FALL! 391 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,655 Kirby: OH, LITTLE BUDDIES! 392 00:20:24,689 --> 00:20:26,357 YOU GUYS OKAY? 393 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:29,860 WE HAVEN'T BEEN THIS CLOSE SINCE BEFORE WE WERE BORN. 394 00:20:29,894 --> 00:20:32,296 - Moseby: GET UP. - ( all groan ) 395 00:20:32,330 --> 00:20:35,666 NOW WHAT IS THIS ABOUT THE SHIP BEING BROKEN? IT LOOKS FINE TO ME. 396 00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:39,569 OH, NOT THE BIG SHIP. THIS TINY ONE. BUT I FIXED IT. 397 00:20:39,604 --> 00:20:42,205 ( gasps ) OH, LONDON, THANK GOODNESS! 398 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,241 - ( screams ) - ( smashes ) 399 00:20:48,813 --> 00:20:50,948 WHY WAS THERE BUTTER ON THAT? 400 00:20:50,982 --> 00:20:51,782 - HE DID IT. - SHE DID IT. - HE DID IT. 401 00:20:51,816 --> 00:20:54,318 ( groans ) 402 00:20:54,352 --> 00:20:56,887 OH HO, CAPTAIN LUNSFORD. 403 00:20:56,921 --> 00:20:59,857 CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MANY YEARS OF FAITHFUL SERVICE. 404 00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:03,927 PEN? 405 00:21:05,463 --> 00:21:06,430 ( gasps ) 406 00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:20,678 ( groaning ) 407 00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:22,980 ( all groaning ) 408 00:21:30,054 --> 00:21:32,589 "THEN THE BABY BUTLER SAID, 409 00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:35,993 ( British accent ) 'SOMEONE'S BEEN WEARING MY WHITE GLOVES. 410 00:21:36,027 --> 00:21:38,628 AND THEY'RE ALL WRINKLY!'" 411 00:21:38,663 --> 00:21:41,065 - ( all groan ) - Cody: PLEASE STOP! 412 00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:45,402 I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF "GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BUTLERS." 413 00:21:45,436 --> 00:21:49,573 HEY, IT'S BETTER THAN "JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL... 414 00:21:49,607 --> 00:21:51,074 TO BUILD A MANSION WITH A PANORAMIC VIEW 415 00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:54,010 OF ALL THE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T AFFORD TO GO UP THE HILL." 416 00:21:54,045 --> 00:21:55,979 OH, GREAT, YOU MADE ME LOSE MY PLACE. 417 00:21:56,013 --> 00:21:59,750 - NOW I'LL HAVE TO START FROM THE BEGINNING. - ( all groan ) 418 00:21:59,784 --> 00:22:03,020 ( clears throat ) "'OUNCE' UPON A TIME..." 419 00:22:08,893 --> 00:22:12,963 AHEM! "'OUNCE' UPON A TIME 420 00:22:12,997 --> 00:22:16,533 THERE WAS A MANSION IN THE WOODS." 421 00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:21,855 ( theme music playing ) 422 00:22:21,905 --> 00:22:26,455 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32362

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