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- DO YOU SEE DAD?
- NOT YET.
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I CAN'T WAIT. A WHOLE
WEEKEND OF JUST GUY STUFF!
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PLEASE TRY
NOT TO UN-GUY IT.
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DON'T WORRY. I WENT WITH THE
MUSK-SCENTED HAND SANITIZER-- MUSK.
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- HEY, GUYS!
- Both: DAD!
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YOU GUYS LOOK GREAT!
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HOLD ON A SECOND. SOMETHING
SMELLS LIKE A ZOO.
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SORRY I'M A LITTLE BIT
LATE, BUT MY CAB DRIVER,
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SHE WAS HOT.
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NICE. DID YOU
GET THE DIGITS?
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CHA.
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AND SHE WAIVED
THE BRIDGE TOLL.
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SO ARE YOU BOYS--
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PARDON ME--
ARE YOU MEN
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- READY FOR A CRAZY GUYS' WEEKEND?
- Both: OH, YEAH!
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NOTHING BUT LATE NIGHTS,
PILES OF JUNK FOOD...
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- Both: MMM! - ...HANGING
OUT BY THE POOL,
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- SCOPING OUT THE HOT--
- Both: MOM?
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- HOT MOMS?
- SURPRISE!
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OH AY OH, OH AY OH
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COME ALONG WITH ME
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AND LET'SHEAD OUT TO SEE
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WHAT THIS WORLD HAS
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FOR YOU AND FOR ME NOW
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WHICHEVER WAYTHE WIND BLOWS
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-
WE SAY...
-
HEY-HO, LET'S GO!
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-
OH AY OH
-
THIS BOAT'S ROCKING
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-
OH AY OH
-
AIN'T NO STOPPING US NOW
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'CAUSE WE'RE LIVINGTHE SUITE LIFE
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-
OH AY OH
-
THIS BOAT'S ROCKING
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-
OH AY OH
-
ROCKING
THE WHOLE WORLD ROUND
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AND WE'RE LIVINGTHE SUITE LIFE NOW
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HEY HO! OH AY OH
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LET'S GO!
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I'M SO HAPPY
TO SEE MY BABIES.
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MOM, WE'RE MEN NOW.
WE SHAVE.
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YEP. FIRST MONDAY
OF EVERY MONTH.
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CAREY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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I KNEW YOU HAD
A LITTLE GIG IN L.A.
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SO I THOUGHT
I'D FLY OUT
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SO WE COULD HAVE A NICE
LITTLE FAMILY WEEKEND.
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LITTLE? I AM WRITING
THE MUSIC
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FOR A TELEVISION SHOW ABOUT
TWO FROGS WHO LIVE IN A CUP.
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- OH.
- NO, IT'S GREAT.
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I LOVE
"CROAK AND DAGGER."
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MY BACK IS
KILLING ME.
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CHEAP CHARLIE'S
STARTED THEIR OWN AIRLINE.
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THEY CUT FARES BY ELIMINATING
FRIVOLOUS AMENITIES
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LIKE SEATS AND BATHROOMS.
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SO WHY DON'T THE BOYS AND I
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GO HAVE SOME GUY FUN
WHILE YOU REST UP?
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- OH YES.
- GREAT IDEA!
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I GET IT. I CRASHED
YOUR GUYS' WEEKEND.
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All: NO!
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NOT AT ALL.
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- MAYBE A LITTLE.
- TOTALLY.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS GO AHEAD,
HAVE SOME GUY TIME.
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AS A HOT SINGLE MOM, I'LL HAVE A
LITTLE GUY TIME OF MY OWN. HI.
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All: EWW!
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AH, CAREY, KURT, WHAT
A LOVELY FAMILY TABLEAU!
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MR. MOSEBY, IT'S
SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!
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- HERE'S YOUR BILL.
- I HAVEN'T EVEN CHECKED IN.
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IT'S FOR EVERYTHING THE BOYS HAVE
BROKEN SINCE THEY'VE BEEN ONBOARD.
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AN ANCHOR?
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ZACK, HOW DO YOU
BREAK AN ANCHOR?
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
ASSUME IT WAS ME?
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OKAY, IT WAS ME.
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BUT IN MY DEFENSE, I WAS
TRYING TO IMPRESS A GIRL.
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IT WORKED.
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( laughs ) YOU THINK IT'S
SO FUNNY, YOU PAY FOR IT.
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HOW DO YOU BREAK
A PROPELLER?
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EASY. YOU DROP
AN ANCHOR ON IT.
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( phone ringing )
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OH, IT'S MOTHER. FOR ONCE SHE
ACTUALLY REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY.
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HELLO, MOTHER!
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OH, YOU CALLED TO TELL ME
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THE CAT LIKES THE HAT
YOU MADE FOR HIM.
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AH, MATCHING MITTENS
FOR THE KITTENS.
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ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL?
IT ISN'T EVEN THEIR BIRTHDAY.
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OH, IT IS?
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YES, MOTHER, I'M SORRY
I DIDN'T SEND A CARD.
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I'LL GET ONE OUT NEXT WEEK.
OKAY, I LOVE YOU. BYE.
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EVEN THOUGH YOU FORGOT
MY BIRTHDAY AGAIN!
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( gasps ) MOSEBY,
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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YOU HAVE A BIRTHDAY?
SINCE WHEN?
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PRETTY MUCH
SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN.
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HENCE THE TERM BIRTHDAY.
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OH, I NEVER PUT
THAT TOGETHER.
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SO HOW OLD ARE YOU?
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AGE IS BUT A NUMBER.
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I HAVE A FEELING
I CAN'T COUNT THAT HIGH.
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WELL, THAT'S JUST THE CHERRY ON TOP
OF THE BIRTHDAY CAKE I DIDN'T GET.
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AW, WHO'S
A SAD BIRTHDAY BOY?
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DON'T WORRY, I'M GONNA GET
YOU THE BEST PRESENT EVER.
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- HMM.
- WHAT SIZE PONY DO YOU RIDE?
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I DON'T RIDE PONIES.
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I KNOW. THEY CAN
BE PRETTY SCARY.
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IT'S SO NICE EATING TOGETHER
LIKE A FAMILY AGAIN.
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BUT YOU MISS MY COOKING
THOUGH, RIGHT?
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- NOBODY COOKS LIKE YOU.
- DELICIOUS.
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- SCRUMPTIOUS.
- YOUR LASAGNA!
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( all laugh )
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ALL RIGHT,
ENOUGH CHIT-CHAT.
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I THINK
WE'VE WAITED
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A SUITABLE AMOUNT OF
TIME BEFORE ASKING THIS.
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Both: WHAT DID YOU BRING US?
WHAT DID YOU BRING US?
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I GOT YOU
SOMETHING AWESOME.
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B.R.B.
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ALL RIGHT, MOM. LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE UP FIRST.
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WELL, MY GIFT TO YOU
WAS FLYING OUT TO BE HERE.
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BUT A PRESENT IS SUPPOSED
TO BE SOMETHING WE WANT.
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AND WHAT WE WANT IS TO
SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU.
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- I LOVE YOU, MOMMY. - (
laughs ) I LOVE YOU TOO,
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WHICH IS WHY
I GOT YOU THESE.
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Both:
SOCKS?
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THERE MIGHT BE A LITTLE SOMETHING
SPECIAL INSIDE OF THEM.
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IF IT'S MORE HUG COUPONS, I STILL
HAVEN'T USED UP LAST YEAR'S.
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BY THE WAY, YOU'RE THE
ONLY ONE WHO ACCEPTS THEM.
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AWESOME!
100 BUCKS!
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- THANKS, MOM.
- ACTUALLY IT'S A BOND.
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WE HAVE TO WAIT
FIVE YEARS TO CASH IT.
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I COULDN'T AFFORD
STOCKS AND BONDS
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SO I GOT YOU SOCKS
AND BONDS. GET IT?
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WOW, THIS IS
A GREAT GIFT, MOM.
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( horn beeping )
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( tires screech )
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BUT NOT AS GREAT AS THAT!
WHOA!
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SWEET RIDE!
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WELL, BOYS, I ALWAYS PROMISED YOU
I WOULD TEACH YOU HOW TO DRIVE
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ONCE YOU GOT
YOUR LEARNER'S PERMIT,
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AND BEING OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE OCEAN WASN'T GONNA STOP ME.
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- CAN WE DRIVE IT NOW?
- OF COURSE.
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I'M NOT GONNA GET YOU SOMETHING
YOU CAN'T USE FOR FIVE YEARS.
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- WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?
- Both: I DO I DO I DO!
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- IT'S MY DAY! IT'S MY DAY!
- WHOA WHOA WHOA.
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WAIT WAIT. SHOULDN'T WE CHECK
THE TIRE PRESSURE FIRST?
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MMM, PRUDENT.
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SUCKER!
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( crying )
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IT'S OKAY, HONEY.
YOU'LL GET YOUR TURN.
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I KNOW.
ZACK RAN OVER MY FOOT!
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
THEY QUIT?
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TRY AND FIND SOMEONE ELSE!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
MOSEBY!
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I HOPE YOU LOVE IT. I'M SORRY I
COULDN'T FIND ANY WRAPPING PAPER,
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SO I WRAPPED IT
IN $100 BILLS.
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I LOVE IT ALREADY!
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- TAKE ONE... - OH, I HATE WHEN
PEOPLE TRY AND SAVE THE PAPER!
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WHOA--
AW, YOU'RE TAKING--
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IT'S A DIAMOND BUFFER!
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IT'S BEAUTIFUL, BUT
I DON'T HAVE ANY DIAMONDS.
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I DO, AND BOY WOULD
THIS BABY MAKE THEM SPARKLE!
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WOULD YOU LIKE IT?
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REALLY?
OH, THANK YOU!
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THIS IS THE BEST
YOUR BIRTHDAY EVER.
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WHY DON'T YOU
LOOK HAPPY?
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BECAUSE, LONDON, IT'S CUSTOMARY
WHEN YOU BUY SOMEONE A GIFT
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YOU GET THEM SOMETHING
THEY WOULD LIKE.
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OH.
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BUT YOU DON'T
LIKE ANYTHING.
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YOU'RE A BITTER
LITTLE MAN FULL OF HATE.
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WELL, THIS DAY JUST GETS
BETTER AND BETTER.
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OOH! OOH!
IDEA!
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IN ORDER TO GET YOU
THE PERFECT PRESENT,
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I'M GONNA LEARN EVERYTHING
THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT YOU.
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HOW DO YOU PLAN
TO DO THAT?
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BY NEVER LEAVING YOUR SIDE!
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SO, WHAT DO YOU DO
FOR A LIVING?
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I'M A VENTRILOQUIST.
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( gasps )
DO YOU HAVE A DUMMY?
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OH, YES I DO.
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WHAT IS TAKING
SO LONG?
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- IT'S MY TURN TO DRIVE ALREADY!
- ( horn beeps )
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Carey:
HERE THEY COME.
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YEAH. THEY SHOULD
BE HERE IN FIVE HOURS.
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Carey:
GOOD JOB, SWEETIE!
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THAT'S MY LITTLE
DEFENSIVE DRIVER.
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DID YOU EVER GET ABOVE
ONE MILE AN HOUR?
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ONCE, WHEN AN OLD LADY
PUSHED US OUT OF HER WAY.
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ALL RIGHT, MY TURN.
GET OUT, FLASH.
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YOU KNOW, THIS HAS BEEN
THE BEST VISIT EVER.
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TOO BAD YOU GUYS
CAN'T STAY ANY LONGER.
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ALL RIGHT, READY TO
BURN SOME RUBBER, DAD?
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- CAREFUL, SWEETIE. - YOUR MOM'S
RIGHT. DID YOU CHECK YOUR MIRRORS?
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OH. YEP,
I LOOK GOOD.
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WELL, YOU ARE MY SON.
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OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.
BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL.
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DAD, RELAX.
HELLO, LADIES!
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WATCH OUT
FOR THE WAITER!
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- WATCH OUT FOR MOM!
- BE CAREFUL!
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WATCH OUT FOR THE--
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( crash )
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JUICE BAR.
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ZACK HONEY,
ARE YOU OKAY?
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- YEAH, I'M FINE.
- I'M GOOD TOO.
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- FAVORITE SONG?
- ( gasps )
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MY HEAVENS!
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HMM. LIKES
GOSPEL MUSIC.
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FAVORITE ANIMAL?
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- ZACK!
- AH.
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A COMBINATION OF
A ZEBRA AND A YAK.
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WELL, OF COURSE
IT WAS YOU.
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I GOTTA TAKE SOME
OF THE BLAME FOR THIS ONE.
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THE CAR WAS
MY GIFT TO THE BOYS.
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FOR THE RECORD, THAT'S
WHY I WENT WITH SOCKS.
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THIS IS JUST
WHAT I NEEDED.
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FIRST MY MOTHER
FORGETS MY BIRTHDAY
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AND THEN MY LOUNGE SINGERS
JUMP SHIP IN SEATTLE,
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AND NOW YOU HAVE LEFT
SKID MARKS ON MY SKY DECK!
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- IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?
- HERE, HAVE SOME SOCKS.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
MR. MOSEBY!
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WHAT IS SO HAPPY ABOUT IT?
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- AT LEAST NO ONE GOT HURT.
- ( growls )
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NOT YET, ANYWAY.
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I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT THIS.
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I'M GONNA BAIL YOU OUT.
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YOU FORGET ABOUT YOUR LOUNGE SINGERS.
TONIGHT,
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YOU HAVE GOT YOURSELF
A ROCK LEGEND.
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00:10:40,606 --> 00:10:45,109
YOU'RE NOT A ROCK LEGEND JUST BECAUSE
YOU WEAR PANTS THAT ARE TOO TIGHT.
220
00:10:45,143 --> 00:10:48,712
MY GUESTS ARE EXPECTING A
FAMOUS HUSBAND-AND-WIFE DUO.
221
00:10:48,747 --> 00:10:53,150
WHAT ABOUT A COMPLETELY
UNKNOWN DIVORCED DUO?
222
00:10:53,184 --> 00:10:55,786
- I'M NOT SINGING WITH HIM!
- OH, NO WAY.
223
00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:58,256
I'LL RIP UP THE BILL
FOR THE ANCHOR.
224
00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:00,458
Both:
LA!
225
00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:05,796
YOU KNOW, WE COULD DO A COUPLE OF
NUMBERS FROM "PAPER OR PLASTIC?"
226
00:11:05,830 --> 00:11:07,499
- OH!
- WHAT'S THAT?
227
00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:09,734
IT'S A MUSICAL
ABOUT A SUPERMARKET
228
00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:11,802
YOUR DAD AND I DID TOGETHER.
IT'S WHERE WE MET.
229
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,338
BUT DAD TOLD ME HE MET YOU
AT ONE OF HIS CONCERTS
230
00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:15,606
- WHEN YOU FLUNG YOUR--
- I NEVER SAID THAT.
231
00:11:17,776 --> 00:11:20,278
IF YOU GUYS ARE A HIT, MAYBE YOU
COULD STAY ONBOARD PERMANENTLY.
232
00:11:20,312 --> 00:11:24,682
- PERMANENTLY?
- WHILE WE'RE TRAVELING THE WORLD,
233
00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:28,586
DOING OUR THING,
BECOMING YOUNG MEN?
234
00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:30,588
YEAH!
235
00:11:30,622 --> 00:11:32,456
YOU SAID HOW MUCH YOU
LOVE HAVING US HERE.
236
00:11:32,491 --> 00:11:35,226
NOW IT NEVER HAS TO END!
237
00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:36,928
Both:
YAY.
238
00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:47,104
LISTEN,
LET'S RUN THE FINISH.
239
00:11:47,139 --> 00:11:50,675
NOW THAT I'VE FOUND YOU
MY LOVE WILL SURROUND YOU
240
00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:53,277
I KNOW I'LL NEVER ROAM
241
00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:54,779
IT'S SO FANTASTIC
242
00:11:54,813 --> 00:11:56,381
PAPER OR PLASTIC
243
00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:58,516
TOGETHER
244
00:11:58,550 --> 00:12:03,454
WE FOUND A NEW HOME!
245
00:12:03,488 --> 00:12:04,188
- YOU WERE GOOD.
- DON'T ACT SO SURPRISED.
246
00:12:07,392 --> 00:12:09,961
OH, BRAVO!
BRAVA!
247
00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:12,463
- WASN'T THAT GREAT?
- NO, IT WASN'T.
248
00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:14,665
ARE YOU JOKING?
THEY'RE WONDERFUL.
249
00:12:14,699 --> 00:12:15,233
THEY WERE FANTASTIC.
THAT ONE NOTE--
250
00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:20,739
LOOK. IF THEY DO GOOD, THEY'LL
BE STUCK HERE ON THE BOAT.
251
00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:24,576
IT'S BAD ENOUGH I'M ALREADY
STUCK HERE WITH YOU.
252
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:28,346
THIS IS JUST LIKE
OLD TIMES, ISN'T IT?
253
00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:30,815
I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET
ALL YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS.
254
00:12:32,484 --> 00:12:33,951
OW.
255
00:12:33,985 --> 00:12:35,887
GET USED TO IT.
256
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:40,925
IF SHE STAYS, SHE'LL BE
PINCHING OUR CHEEK EVERY DAY
257
00:12:40,959 --> 00:12:42,993
IN FRONT OF GIRLS
ALL OVER THE WORLD.
258
00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:45,629
THEY'LL BE MOCKING US
IN 45 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES!
259
00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:49,300
HEY GUYS, WHAT SAY AFTER
THIS WE GO OVER TO THE POOL
260
00:12:49,334 --> 00:12:51,402
AND SURF DOWN THE WATER SLIDE?
WHOA!
261
00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:56,607
WILL DO, DAD.
262
00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:59,477
HOW OLD DOES HE
THINK HE IS?
263
00:12:59,511 --> 00:13:01,846
I KNOW.
IT'S EMBARRASSING.
264
00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,915
I GUESS THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING WE CAN DO.
265
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,149
PUT ON MUSTACHES
AND CHANGE OUR NAMES?
266
00:13:07,118 --> 00:13:11,956
OR MAKE SURE THEIR SHOW TANKS
SO THEY'RE NOT ASKED TO STAY.
267
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:15,393
THAT'S EVIL! YOU'RE GETTING
MORE AND MORE LIKE ME.
268
00:13:15,427 --> 00:13:16,561
I KNOW. I'M WORRIED.
269
00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:20,598
FAVORITE BOOK?
270
00:13:20,632 --> 00:13:22,399
"THE COMPLETE HISTORY
OF THE POCKET HANKY"--
271
00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:25,002
FIRST EDITION, NOT THAT PAPERBACK
WITH THE FOREWORD BY PRINCE CHARLES.
272
00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:28,806
- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FAMOUS PERSON?
- PRINCE CHARLES.
273
00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:31,809
I AM A MASS OF
CONTRADICTIONS.
274
00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:33,811
LONDON, I
HAVE WORK TO DO.
275
00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:35,713
BUT I NEED TO LEARN
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
276
00:13:35,747 --> 00:13:37,047
HOW MUCH MORE
DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?
277
00:13:37,081 --> 00:13:38,316
- FAVORITE PLAY?
- GO AWAY.
278
00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:40,184
- FAVORITE MOVIE?
- GO AWAY.
279
00:13:40,218 --> 00:13:41,419
- BASED ON THE PLAY?
- PLEASE GO AWAY?
280
00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:42,687
- IS THAT THE SEQUEL?
- ( screams )
281
00:13:44,556 --> 00:13:45,990
"SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL."
OH!
282
00:13:50,995 --> 00:13:53,298
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
283
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:56,634
WELCOME TO AN EVENING OF
SINGING UNDER THE STARS.
284
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,936
TONIGHT WE HAVE A VERY
SPECIAL TREAT FOR YOU.
285
00:13:58,970 --> 00:14:03,408
REPRISING THEIR ROLES FROM THE
OFF-OFF-BROADWAY PRODUCTION
286
00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:05,243
"PAPER AND PLASTIC,"
287
00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:08,079
PLEASE WELCOME
CAREY AND KURT MARTIN!
288
00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,487
ALL RIGHT. READY TO MAKE
MOM AND DAD LOOK BAD?
289
00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:22,560
I THINK WHOEVER MADE THE
COSTUMES ALREADY DID THAT.
290
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:26,230
GLITTER SHOULD BE A FLAVOR,
NOT THE WHOLE MEAL!
291
00:14:26,264 --> 00:14:28,599
COMMENCE PHASE ONE.
292
00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:31,502
ROAMING THE AISLES
293
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:34,838
LOOKING FOR SMILES
ALL DAY LONG
294
00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:38,342
THE LITTLE KIDS
SHOVE ME
295
00:14:38,376 --> 00:14:40,511
HEAR HOW I SQUEAL
296
00:14:40,545 --> 00:14:44,849
WITH MYWOBBLY WHEEL
297
00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:49,120
HOW COULDANYONE LOVE ME?
298
00:14:50,788 --> 00:14:53,691
I'M SOUP OF
TOMATO
299
00:14:53,725 --> 00:14:56,727
NOT OF POTATO
300
00:14:56,762 --> 00:15:00,064
I'M THE DELICATE TYPE...
301
00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:02,900
SOUND SYSTEM'S
A NAKAMURA 450.
302
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,335
PIECE OF CAKE.
303
00:15:04,369 --> 00:15:05,736
WITH A DENT
IN MY RUMP
304
00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:10,041
-
HOW LONG CAN I...
- PROGRAM UNIVERSAL REMOTE.
305
00:15:13,778 --> 00:15:17,581
-
NOW THAT I'VE FOUND YOU
- ( CD track changes )
306
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:21,719
I ROAM
307
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,855
LOOKING FOR SMILES
ALL DAY LONG
308
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:28,259
LITTLE KIDS
SHOVE ME
309
00:15:28,293 --> 00:15:30,294
-
HEAR HOW I SQUEAL
- ( CD track changes )
310
00:15:30,328 --> 00:15:31,696
WITH
311
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:34,665
MY WOBBLY
312
00:15:34,699 --> 00:15:36,500
WITH MY WOBBLY
313
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:38,802
( banging )
314
00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:40,337
WHEEL
315
00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:43,140
HOW COULD
ANYONE LOVE ME?
316
00:15:43,174 --> 00:15:45,810
I'M SOUP OF TOMATO
317
00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:48,879
NOT OF POTATO
318
00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:53,684
I'M THE DELICATE TYPE
319
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:56,287
I'M RED
AND I'M PLUMP
320
00:15:56,321 --> 00:15:59,289
WITH A DENT
IN MY RUMP
321
00:15:59,324 --> 00:16:01,592
HOW LONG CAN I
EVER STAY
322
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,361
RIPE?!
323
00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:09,466
NOW THAT
I'VE FOUND YOU
324
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:11,970
MY LOVE
WILL SURROUND YOU
325
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:14,571
( straining ) NOW I
KNOW I'LL NEVER ROAM!
326
00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:17,575
IT'S SO FANTASTIC,
PAPER OR PLASTIC
327
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:22,046
TOGETHER,
WE FOUND A NEW HOME.
328
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:30,021
Both:
TA-DA!
329
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:40,231
OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
330
00:16:45,403 --> 00:16:48,872
OKAY.
A LITTLE MORE TAPE
331
00:16:48,907 --> 00:16:50,841
AND I WILL HAVE SALVAGED ENOUGH
WRAPPING PAPER
332
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:52,676
TO BUY MYSELF
A REAL GIFT.
333
00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:54,345
OH, THAT'S PERFECT!
THANKS.
334
00:16:54,379 --> 00:16:56,781
WHAT? NO.
335
00:16:56,815 --> 00:17:00,284
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
336
00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:02,553
THANK YOU, LONDON, BUT
MY BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAY.
337
00:17:02,587 --> 00:17:04,321
I'M EARLY FOR NEXT YEAR.
338
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,824
AND I GOT YOU
THE PERFECT GIFT.
339
00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:10,861
MARIA TRAVANO.
340
00:17:10,895 --> 00:17:12,630
MY FAVORITE OPERA SINGER.
341
00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:14,699
I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU LISTEN TO THIS STUFF.
342
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:17,701
I PLAYED IT AND DEAD FISH
ROSE TO THE SURFACE.
343
00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:20,404
NEVERTHELESS, I LOVE IT,
LONDON. THANK YOU.
344
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,373
WAIT. THERE'S MORE.
345
00:17:22,407 --> 00:17:25,876
IT'S A POCKET HANKY
DISPLAY CASE.
346
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:28,779
WITH DAYS OF THE WEEK!
LONDON, THIS IS WONDERFUL.
347
00:17:28,813 --> 00:17:32,349
THAT IS SOMETHING I WILL USE
EVERY DAY AND CHERISH FOREVER.
348
00:17:32,383 --> 00:17:34,685
- THANK YOU.
- OH, WAIT.
349
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,352
I SAVED
THE BEST FOR LAST.
350
00:17:37,355 --> 00:17:39,357
WHAT ARE THESE?
351
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,991
THEY'RE "LONDON, LEAVE
ME ALONE" COUPONS.
352
00:17:41,025 --> 00:17:42,659
SEE? THAT'S ME
WAVING GOODBYE.
353
00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:45,696
OH! THAT'S ADORABLE.
354
00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:47,898
I GOT IDEA WHEN I SAW THESE
HUG COUPONS IN THE GARBAGE.
355
00:17:50,368 --> 00:17:52,236
I REALIZED THE THING
YOU LIKED MOST
356
00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:54,304
IS WHEN I LEAVE YOU ALONE,
SO THERE YOU GO.
357
00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:56,874
WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT IS NOT TRUE.
358
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,442
I LOVE BEING
WITH YOU, LONDON.
359
00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,144
- REALLY?
- YES.
360
00:18:00,178 --> 00:18:01,612
I LOVE BEING
WITH ME TOO.
361
00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:06,717
I'M SO PRETTY AND CHARMING
AND FUN TO SHOP WITH.
362
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,252
WANT TO GO SHOPPING
WITH ME?
363
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:12,190
I'LL LET YOU TELL ME HOW GOOD
I LOOK IN STUFF! EH? EH?
364
00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:14,959
OOH, AND WE CAN GO ALL DAY LONG
AND YOU CAN CARRY MY BAGS.
365
00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:15,960
IT'LL BE SO--
366
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,834
- USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL!
- THERE IS NO TURN SIGNAL!
367
00:18:23,868 --> 00:18:25,235
THEN USE YOUR
HAND SIGNAL,
368
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,638
AND NOT THE ONE YOU GAVE ME
WHEN I TOLD YOU TO SLOW DOWN.
369
00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:30,974
HI, GUYS.
370
00:18:31,009 --> 00:18:35,012
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING IN YOUR COSTUMES?
371
00:18:35,046 --> 00:18:36,080
GETTING READY
FOR OUR SHOW TONIGHT.
372
00:18:36,114 --> 00:18:38,215
Both:
WHAT?
373
00:18:38,249 --> 00:18:40,317
BUT YOUR SHOW STUNK.
374
00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:42,720
YOU GOT BOOS FROM A SHIP
THAT WAS JUST PASSING BY.
375
00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:47,058
WE HAD A FEW LIGHTING AND SOUND
GLITCHES, BUT WE'LL FIX THEM.
376
00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:49,026
YEAH, AND GREAT NEWS,
ZACKSTER:
377
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,794
I'M GONNA BE
BUNKING WITH YOU.
378
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:54,131
- REALLY?
- YEAH, WE CAN BORROW EACH OTHER'S PANTS.
379
00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:57,735
AND I'M GONNA BE
RIGHT DOWN THE HALL.
380
00:18:57,769 --> 00:19:01,539
I CAN TUCK YOU IN BED AT NIGHT AND
MAKE SURE YOU GO POTTY FIRST.
381
00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:04,441
MOM, DAD,
382
00:19:04,475 --> 00:19:05,742
WE'RE NOT KIDS ANYMORE.
383
00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:07,110
REALLY?
YOU SURE?
384
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:10,381
YEAH, BECAUSE MATURE PEOPLE
WOULD COME AND TALK TO US
385
00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:13,517
AND LET US KNOW THEY DON'T
WANT US TO STAY ON THE BOAT.
386
00:19:13,551 --> 00:19:15,252
YEAH, WHEREAS KIDS WOULD
DO SOMETHING STUPID,
387
00:19:15,286 --> 00:19:18,221
LIKE, I DON'T KNOW,
SABOTAGE OUR SHOW.
388
00:19:18,256 --> 00:19:19,723
I THINK THEY'RE ONTO US.
389
00:19:22,093 --> 00:19:25,162
ZACK, I COULD SMELL YOUR SOCK
ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE ONSTAGE.
390
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:30,033
LOOK, GUYS, WE DIDN'T
REALLY TAKE THE JOB.
391
00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:31,802
- OH, THANK GOODNESS.
- YES!
392
00:19:31,836 --> 00:19:33,003
I MEAN, REALLY?
393
00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:34,872
YES, REALLY.
394
00:19:34,906 --> 00:19:38,509
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL US IF
YOU DIDN'T WANT US TO STAY?
395
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:41,512
YOU SEEMED SO HAPPY
ABOUT US ALL BEING TOGETHER.
396
00:19:41,546 --> 00:19:45,950
WE DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS BY
TELLING YOU THAT WE'RE ALMOST 16 NOW
397
00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:50,588
AND WE DON'T WANT YOU GUYS BARGING
IN HERE AND EMBARRASSING US.
398
00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:52,790
THANKS FOR SPARING OUR FEELINGS.
( sniffs )
399
00:19:55,060 --> 00:20:00,264
WE UNDERSTAND, BUT NEXT TIME BE MATURE
ENOUGH TO TELL US TO OUR FACES.
400
00:20:00,298 --> 00:20:03,600
YEAH, TALK TO US--
MAN TO MAN,
401
00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:05,269
OR MAN TO CAN.
402
00:20:07,905 --> 00:20:09,540
I'M SORRY, GUYS.
403
00:20:09,574 --> 00:20:11,208
YEAH, REALLY SORRY.
404
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:18,015
I KNOW IT MAY BE EMBARRASSING,
BUT NO MATTER HOW OLD YOU GET,
405
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,984
YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA BE
MY LITTLE BOYS.
406
00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:23,154
- OH, MOMMY!
- OH, MOM.
407
00:20:23,188 --> 00:20:25,289
CHICKS TO STERN!
408
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:26,557
CAN IT, MOM!
409
00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:34,265
HEY, LADIES, WANT A RIDE?
410
00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:36,900
THIS BABY'S A 12 VOLT.
411
00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:48,746
AREN'T THOSE STARS BEAUTIFUL?
412
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,848
THEY'RE ALMOST AS
SPARKLY AS YOUR EYES.
413
00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:53,050
OH, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU
FORGOT TO LOCK YOUR DOOR.
414
00:20:57,689 --> 00:20:58,255
( imitates lock )
415
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:04,862
( siren wails )
416
00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:08,632
- ( police radio )
- IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?
417
00:21:08,666 --> 00:21:12,135
LICENSE AND
REGISTRATION, PLEASE.
418
00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:16,940
WELL, I DON'T
HAVE A LICENSE
419
00:21:16,974 --> 00:21:18,809
AND I DON'T HAVE
THE REGISTRATION,
420
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,911
BUT WOULD YOU TAKE
A HUG COUPON?
421
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,817
STEP OUT OF
THE VEHICLE, SIR.
422
00:21:28,986 --> 00:21:30,855
YOU'RE GOING DOWNTOWN.
423
00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:32,890
AND BY DOWNTOWN,
I MEAN YOUR CABIN.
424
00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:33,624
COME ON,
COME ON.
425
00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:37,227
WAIT FOR ME.
426
00:21:37,261 --> 00:21:38,595
YOU COULD DO
SO MUCH BETTER.
427
00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:48,439
GOOD EVENING.
428
00:21:50,675 --> 00:21:54,412
CARE TO TAKE A SPIN
AROUND THE SKY DECK?
429
00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,747
I ONCE GOT THIS BABY
UP TO FIVE.
430
00:21:56,781 --> 00:21:59,316
PUT YOUR SEAT BELT ON.
I'M A DEMON.
431
00:22:10,995 --> 00:22:12,529
SLOW DOWN!
432
00:22:12,564 --> 00:22:21,788
WAIT UP!
433
00:22:21,838 --> 00:22:26,388
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