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NO NO NO.
NO, COME BACK.
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COME ON! OH!
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OH, CODY! GOOD GOOD GOOD. I HAVE 300
GUESTS COMING ONBOARD IN INDIA,
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AND MY COMPUTER
KEEPS SHUTTING DOWN.
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SOUNDS LIKE EVERY GIRL
AFTER CODY TALKS TO THEM.
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SORRY,
I WISH I COULD HELP,
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BUT ZACK AND I ARE OFF ON A TREK UP MT.
KANGCHENJUNGA,
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THE FOURTH HIGHEST
MOUNTAIN IN THE WORLD
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AFTER EVEREST, K2,
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AND THE PILE OF DIRTY
LAUNDRY IN ZACK'S CABIN.
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WE'RE OFF IN SEARCH OF THE
WORLD'S PREEMINENT YOGA MASTER--
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SWAMI BHANU KAPATU.
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I'VE STUDIED HIS SHAKTIS,
MEMORIZED HIS MANTRAS,
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CONTEMPLATED HIS KUMBAKA.
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I LOOKED HIM UP
ON THE WEB.
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HE WEARS A FUNNY HAT.
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CODY,
I FIND IT ADMIRABLE
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THAT YOU'RE PURSUING
SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENT.
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ZACK, WHY THE HECK
ARE YOU GOING?
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CODY SAYS WE'RE GONNA
FIND NIRVANA.
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I BET SHE'S HOT.
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I'M GOING TO TELL HIM
NIRVANA'S NOT A GIRL
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AFTER WE REACH
THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN.
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- EH?
- MMM.
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OH AY OH, OH AY OH
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COME ALONG WITH ME
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AND LET'SHEAD OUT TO SEE
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WHAT THIS WORLD HAS
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FOR YOU AND FOR ME NOW
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WHICHEVER WAYTHE WIND BLOWS
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-
WE SAY...
-
HEY-HO, LET'S GO!
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-
OH AY OH
-
THIS BOAT'S ROCKING
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-
OH AY OH
-
AIN'T NO STOPPING US NOW
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'CAUSE WE'RE LIVINGTHE SUITE LIFE
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-
OH AY OH
-
THIS BOAT'S ROCKING
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-
OH AY OH
-
ROCKING
THE WHOLE WORLD ROUND
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AND WE'RE LIVINGTHE SUITE LIFE NOW
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HEY HO! OH AY OH
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LET'S GO!
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( knocks on door )
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- COME IN.
- OH, LONDON,
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THANK GOODNESS
YOU'RE HERE.
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- WHO ARE YOU?
- PADMA.
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- HUH?
- YOUR OLD ROOMMATE.
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- HUH?
- YOUR MAID?
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- STUDENT MAID.
- OH, HEY, HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
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FINE UNTIL NOW.
I NEED YOUR HELP.
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YOU NEED
A RECOMMENDATION?
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NO, I NEED YOU TO PRETEND
I'M YOUR ROOMMATE.
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- WHY?
- WELL, I'VE BEEN USING THE EMERALDS
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FROM THE NECKLACE YOU GAVE ME
TO PAY FOR MY AUNTIE AND ME
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TO GO ON A WORLDWIDE
SHOPPING SPREE.
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OOH, SHOPPING, THAT'S MY
FAVORITE KIND OF SPREE.
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WHAT DID THE BIG ONE
BUY YOU?
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A MONTH ON A TROPICAL ISLAND
WITH A TWO-STORY HUT.
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WAIT, NEVER MIND.
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MY MOTHER THINKS
I'VE BEEN AT THIS SCHOOL,
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AND NOW THAT
WE'VE DOCKED IN INDIA,
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SHE'S COMING
FOR A VISIT.
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IF SHE FINDS OUT I'VE BEEN
SHOPPING INSTEAD OF STUDYING,
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SHE'LL GET SO MAD,
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HER FACE WILL BE AS RED
AS THE BINDI ON HER FOREHEAD.
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I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU.
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WELL, ACTUALLY
I WOULDN'T.
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BUT EITHER WAY, I ALREADY
HAVE A ROOMMATE.
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- BAILEY.
- WAIT, YOU DIDN'T BRIBE HER TO LEAVE?
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I TRIED
BUT SHE CAN'T BE BOUGHT.
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THAT GIRL
WAS NOT RAISED RIGHT.
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WHERE IS SHE NOW?
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OH, SHE SIGNED UP FOR A SCHOOL
TRIP TO SEE THE TAJ MAHAL,
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BUT I'D RATHER GO
TO A SHOPPING MAHAL.
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SO YOUR ROOMMATE
IS GONE?
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- MM-HMM.
- GREAT, THAT MAKES IT EVEN EASIER.
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- BUT YOU CAN'T-- - PLEASE, IT
IS JUST UNTIL MY MOM LEAVES,
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AND THEN I'LL BE OFF THE BOAT
AND BACK TO THE BOUTIQUES.
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THAT IS A NOBLE PURSUIT,
MY SISTER.
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- I MUST HELP YOU.
- GREAT!
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OKAY, SO JUST SMILE, NOD,
AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
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PERFECT.
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OH, WOW!
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THAT WAS THE MOST INVIGORATING
CLIMB OF MY LIFE.
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( wheezing )
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( coughing )
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I NEED TO GO BACK.
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I THINK
I DROPPED A LUNG.
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WOW.
ISN'T THIS PLACE AMAZING?
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CAN'T YOU JUST FEEL
THAT ENERGY?
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I CAN'T EVEN FEEL
MY LEGS.
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PLUS THERE'S NOWHERE COMFORTABLE
TO JUST LIE DOWN AND DIE.
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THE CENTER IS DESIGNED
FOR FUNCTION, NOT COMFORT.
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IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE
ENLIGHTENMENT,
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ONE MUST EMBRACE
SIMPLICITY
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AND GIVE UP THEIR
WORLDLY POSSESSIONS.
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OH, I AM NOT GIVING UP
MY CELL PHONE.
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I JUST DOWNLOADED
THE FUNKY FROG RINGTONE.
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( ringtone playing )
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RIBBIT,
RIBBIT RIBBIT
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RIBBIT
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RIBBIT RIBBIT
RIBBIT RIBBIT.
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PUT THAT AWAY,
PUT THAT AWAY.
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THERE HE IS.
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THAT'S KAPATU.
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HIS HAT'S EVEN FUNNIER
IN PERSON.
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NAMASTE,
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SWAMI BHANU KAPATU.
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YO, YOGI,
WHERE'S BOO BOO?
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WOW, FIRST TIME
I EVER HEARD THAT ONE.
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WELCOME.
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I SEE YOU HAVE MADE
THE JOURNEY
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OF THE FOOT
AND THE SPIRIT
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TO MY HUMBLE SANCTUARY.
WHAT DO YOU SEEK?
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RIGHT NOW?
THE MEN'S ROOM?
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WE'VE COME TO STUDY
YOUR YOGIC TEACHINGS.
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THEN YOU HAVE ARRIVED
AT A FORTUITOUS TIME.
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A CLASS IS
ABOUT TO BEGIN.
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EXCELLENT.
BRING ON THE BABES.
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UM, WHERE ARE
ALL THE GIRLS?
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THIS CLASS
IS STRICTLY MALE.
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IT MAKES IT EASIER TO FOCUS
ON YOUR HIGHER SELF.
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UNFORTUNATELY, NOT WHAT I
WAS HOPING TO FOCUS ON.
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AND ONCE, WHEN I GOT
AN A-MINUS IN CHEMISTRY,
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MY MOM GOT SO MAD, SHE MADE ME
CLEAN OUT OUR MONGOOSE CAGE.
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OH, BIG DEAL.
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WHEN I FLUNKED
KINDERGARTEN,
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MY DAD CUT
MY ALLOWANCE
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TO ONE PONY PER WEEK.
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IT WAS TORTURE.
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( knocks on door )
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- Woman: PADMA?
- IT'S MY MOTHER.
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- GO AHEAD.
- OKAY.
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COME IN, MOMMY.
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( speaking Hindi )
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MOMMY, I'M SO HAPPY
TO SEE YOU.
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LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO
MY ROOMMATE, LONDON.
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HELLO,
I AM GITANJALI.
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OOH, THAT'S KIND OF HARD TO PRONOUNCE.
GOT A LAST NAME?
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SHINIVASANVASWANATHAN.
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HOW ABOUT A NICKNAME?
YOU LIKE "BUFFY"?
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YOU KNOW, PADMA HAS TOLD ME
ALL ABOUT YOU IN HER LETTERS.
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I UNDERSTAND YOU ARE
A VERY STUDIOUS GIRL.
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ABSOLUTELY.
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THEY DON'T COME
ANY STUDIOUSER THAN ME.
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WHAT PART OF SMILING AND
NODDING DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
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OH, RIGHT, RIGHT.
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WHAT IS THIS?
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WELL, I DID A LITTLE SHOPPING
AT SOME OF THE PORTS.
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IT'S SO WESTERN
AND NOT VERY ATTRACTIVE.
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I TOLD HER NOT TO BUY THAT
TABLECLOTH WITH BUTTONS.
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YOU SENT ME
TO THE SEA SCHOOL
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TO EXPERIENCE NEW THINGS,
LIKE THE...
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HILLBILLY WASHBOARD
JUG BAND.
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"FEATURING ONE-EYED SLIM
AND HIS SINGING DONKEY"?
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SHE'LL BE COMING 'ROUND THE
MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES
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( mimics donkey )
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OH, OH.
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VERY GOOD.
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NOW WE FINISH
WITH THE CORPSE POSE.
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THAT I CAN DO.
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NAMASTE.
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I HOPE I HAVE
HELPED YOU
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ON THE PATH
TO ENLIGHTENMENT.
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OH, ABSOLUTELY.
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THIS HAS BEEN A
LIFE-ALTERING EXPERIENCE.
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THANK YOU AND MAY
YOUR PATH TO NIRVANA
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BE AS SMOOTH AS THE PEBBLES
IN THE GREAT RIVER GANGES.
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AND MAY MY SPINE SOMEDAY
REGAIN ITS ORIGINAL SHAPE.
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Swami:
ONE THING.
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I'M AFRAID THE PATH TO
ENLIGHTENMENT IS A TOLL ROAD.
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THE CLASS FEE IS $20.
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OH, OF COURSE.
SORRY.
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AND MAT RENTAL--
THE SAME.
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OH, RIGHT, RIGHT.
20 BUCKS.
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AND A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR THE
SITAR PLAYER. YOU ROCK, LAJI!
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( sitar riff )
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Phone recording:
Thank you for holding.
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Your call isvery important to us.
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WELL, IF IT'S
SO IMPORTANT TO YOU,
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WHY DON'T YOU LET ME
TALK TO A REAL PERSON?
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ARE YOU TALKING
TO A LEPRECHAUN?
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YES, LONDON,
YEAH, I AM.
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ASK HIM WHERE HE BUYS
POTS FOR HIS GOLD.
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I NEED A NEW ONE.
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- IT'S NOT A LEPRECHAUN.
- OH.
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I'M ON HOLD
WITH TECH SUPPORT,
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WHICH IS SOMETHING ELSE
I NOW BELIEVE DOESN'T EXIST.
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Thank youfor your patience.
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THANK GOODNESS!
A REAL PERSON.
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There are nowonly 643 callers
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in front of you.You may be able to find
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a solution to your problemon our website.
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WELL, I COULD
IF MY COMPUTER WERE WORKING!
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THIS IS
THE SKY DECK AGAIN.
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING
TO SHOW ME THE TWISTY SLIDE.
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I BROUGHT
MY WATER WINGS.
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I'LL GET YOU A DRINK
AT THE JUICE BAR.
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- WHO'S THAT?
- WHO? BUFFY?
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SHE'S A BUSINESS ASSOCIATE
OF DADDY'S.
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SHE OWNS THE OLDEST DELI
IN NEW DELHI.
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IRONICAL, HUH?
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00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,845
WE'RE THINKING
OF SERVING THEIR KNISHES
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IN ALL OF THE TIPTON HOTELS.
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- HELLO, LONDON.
- BUFFY,
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I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET MOSEBY.
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IT'S VERY NICE
TO MEET YOU.
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I'M ON HOLD.
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ENDLESS HOLD.
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MR. MOSEBY MANAGES THE
HOTEL PART OF THE SHIP.
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YES AND MR. TIPTON ALSO
HAS ME MANAGE THIS ONE.
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THEN YOU MUST KNOW
LONDON'S ROOMMATE.
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OH, SURE, YEAH.
GREAT GIRL.
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YES, VERY SMART.
FUNNY TOO.
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SHE'S INTO ALL THAT HOG-CALLING
AND SQUARE-DANCING.
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REALLY, THAT DOES NOT
SOUND LIKE MY--
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KIND OF THING!
OF COURSE IT'S NOT.
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WE'RE GONNA GO HAVE SOME
DELICIOUS KNISHES.
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Recording on phone:
There are now only 642 callers
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in front of you.
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( growls )
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I GOT YOU
A BANANA FOFANA.
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THESE AMERICANS AND THEIR
FUNNY-SOUNDING NAMES FOR EVERYTHING.
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00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:05,303
BY THE WAY,
WHAT IS A KNISH?
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00:10:05,337 --> 00:10:07,238
I DON'T KA-KNOW.
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00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:10,174
PADMA, SHOULDN'T WE
GO STUDY?
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WE HAVE THAT
BIG TEST IN...
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GEOMETROLOGY.
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GEOMETROLOGY?
WHAT IS THAT?
227
00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:20,851
IT IS THE STUDY OF THE
SHAPE OF THE PLANETS.
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YES. ARE THEY ROUND?
ARE THEY SQUARE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
LET'S GO FIND OUT.
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WAIT WAIT, I SMELL
SOMETHING FISHY HERE.
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WELL, WE ARE
ON THE OCEAN.
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RIGHT, OKAY.
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FISHY?
NO, NOTHING FISHY.
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I HAVE BEEN
AT THIS SEA SCHOOL
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SINCE YOU DROPPED ME OFF
SIX MONTHS AGO.
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YEAH, IT'S NOT AS IF SHE'S
BEEN PRETENDING TO BE HERE
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WHILE SHE'S REALLY BEEN FLYING
AROUND THE WORLD SHOPPING.
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OH, OH.
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THE PROBLEM IS...
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YOU HAVE BECOME
TOO WESTERNIZED.
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I DON'T LIKE
THESE COWBOY CLOTHES.
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00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:55,586
OH, RIGHT, BECAUSE COWBOYS AND
INDIANS ARE SWORN ENEMIES.
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NOW I HEAR YOU ARE
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DOING SQUARE-CALLING
AND HOG-DANCING?
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IT IS NOT RIGHT.
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- WELL, BUT--
- ( speaks Hindi )
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I SENT YOU HERE
TO STUDY
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AND NOT FRITTER YOUR TIME AWAY
LIKE SOME FRIVOLOUS FERENGI.
249
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I HAVE DECIDED. YOU ARE
MOVING BACK TO OUR VILLAGE.
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- WHAT? NO. - I WILL CALL YOUR
BROTHERS TO COME MOVE YOUR THINGS.
251
00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:17,141
- BUT, BUT--
- ( speaks Hindi )
252
00:11:18,777 --> 00:11:21,613
OH, THIS IS TERRIBLE.
253
00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:23,414
I CANNOT GO BACK
TO OUR LITTLE VILLAGE.
254
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IT IS SO BORING, EVEN OUR ELEPHANT
RAN OFF TO JOIN THE CIRCUS.
255
00:11:29,121 --> 00:11:30,187
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO? SEE YA!
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NOT SO FAST.
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IF YOU DON'T HELP ME,
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I'M GOING TO TELL MR. MOSEBY
HOW YOU FORCED ME TO LEAVE,
259
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AND YOU WILL
BE EXPELLED.
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IF I GET KICKED OUT,
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DADDY WILL SEND ME
TO MILITARY SCHOOL,
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AND I HATE
CAMOUFLAGE CLOTHING.
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THEY'RE SO HARD TO FIND
IN MY CLOSET.
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SIX BUCKS
FOR LEMONADE?
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WELL,
IT'S A LITTLE STEEP,
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BUT YOU DO GET TO KEEP THE
COOL SWAMI SIPPY CUP.
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, DON'T
FORGET TO BUY YOUR SWAMI SWAG.
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PERHAPS A T-SHIRT?
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00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:16,467
"MY YOGI BENDS OVER
BACKWARDS FOR ME"?
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EXCUSE ME, SWAMI.
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I COULDN'T HELP
BUT NOTICE
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THAT YOU SEEM TO BE DOING
A LOT OF BUSINESS HERE.
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I MEAN, VIDEO GAMES?
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COOL, "SITAR HERO."
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00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:30,547
WHY ARE YOU SELLING
ALL THIS STUFF?
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WELL, THERE ARE A LOT OF COSTS
INVOLVED IN THE UPKEEP OF A CENTER.
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PLUS, PEOPLE LIKE THEM.
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COME ON, CODY, LET'S
BLOW THIS TOURIST TRAP.
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OH, YOU CANNOT
LEAVE NOW.
280
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NIGHT IS WHEN
THE COBRAS COME OUT.
281
00:12:49,334 --> 00:12:51,402
IT IS TOO DANGEROUS
TO LEAVE UNTIL MORNING.
282
00:12:51,436 --> 00:12:52,904
WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO?
283
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:56,474
- YOU ARE WELCOME TO STAY HERE.
- OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
284
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150 FOR MOUNTAIN VIEW,
200 FOR THE GOLF PACKAGE.
285
00:12:59,144 --> 00:13:01,546
WE'RE OUT OF CASH.
286
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NO PROBLEM,
MY LITTLE DISCIPLES.
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WE CAN WORK
SOMETHING OUT.
288
00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:10,287
MAN, ALL THIS SWEAT
IS DISGUSTING.
289
00:13:10,322 --> 00:13:12,690
WELL, MOP IT UP
OR SLEEP IN IT,
290
00:13:12,724 --> 00:13:13,658
'CAUSE THAT'S
WHERE OUR BEDS GO.
291
00:13:16,528 --> 00:13:19,163
WE NEED A PLAN TO STOP MY
MOTHER FROM TAKING ME HOME.
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COME ON, THINK!
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I DO SOMETHING NICE
LIKE GIVE YOU THAT NECKLACE,
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AND YOU REPAY ME
BY MAKING ME THINK?
295
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THAT NECKLACE
WAS A BRIBE,
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- AND NOW YOUR KARMA IS COMING BACK.
- MY CAR'S COMING BACK?
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WITH MY CHAUFFEUR
AND EVERYTHING?
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NO. KARMA.
IT'S A COSMIC PRINCIPLE
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THAT SAYS WHAT GOES
AROUND COMES AROUND.
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YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG
301
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AND NOW YOU NEED
TO FIX IT.
302
00:13:43,855 --> 00:13:45,389
WELL, HOW AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?
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BY HELPING ME
TRICK MY MOTHER
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INTO THINKING THAT I'M STILL
IN TOUCH WITH MY TRADITIONS.
305
00:13:49,861 --> 00:13:51,762
TRICK?
WHAT ABOUT YOUR KARMA?
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00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:53,631
I DON'T BELIEVE
IN ALL THAT MUMBO JUMBO.
307
00:13:57,969 --> 00:14:00,104
NOW GO PICK UP
YOUR SISTER'S THINGS
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AND SKIP ANYTHING YOU
WOULD WEAR TO A HOEDOWN,
309
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WHATEVER THAT IS.
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( Indian music plays )
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PADMA?
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THAT IS MY DAUGHTER!
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THANKS FOR DOING THIS,
MOSEBY.
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THIS'LL REALLY HELP
WITH THE DELI DEAL.
315
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THE THINGS I DO
FOR YOUR FATHER.
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WHAT KIND OF DANCE
ARE YOU DOING?
317
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,448
OH, SORRY, SORRY. I GOT
CAUGHT UP IN THE HOLD MUSIC.
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WHAT? YES! NO, NO, I'M HERE!
I'M HERE, YES.
319
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:50,854
I HAVE MY LAPTOP
RIGHT HERE.
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OKAY, RIGHT, GOT IT.
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HOLD DOWN
CONTROL, SHIFT--
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SAY THAT AGAIN?
ENTER.
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ALT-F7.
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I DON'T HAVE
ENOUGH HANDS.
325
00:15:05,303 --> 00:15:07,939
OH, YES,
THAT'S HELPING.
326
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,941
NO, I MEANT THE HANDS
THAT ARE ON THE KEYBOARD.
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NOT YOU, I NEED YOU.
DON'T TRANSFER ME!
328
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NO, NO! OH, GREAT.
DISCONNECTED.
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( Moseby playing pungi )
330
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( gong sounds )
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AND TO THINK
I WAS WORRIED
332
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SHE HAD BECOME
SO WESTERNIZED.
333
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I THINK IT WORKED.
WAVE!
334
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Men: AUM...
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( holding syllable )
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- WHERE'S THE SNOOZE BAR?
- OW!
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Men: OW...
338
00:16:04,796 --> 00:16:07,097
WHAT THE HECK?
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WE ARE HAVING OUR
SUNRISE MEDITATION CLASS
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AND DID NOT WANT
TO WAKE YOU.
341
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,837
COULDN'T YOU SAVE
YOUR SUNRISE CLASS FOR NOON?
342
00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:16,440
Men: NOON...
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- ( grunts )
- ( men stop )
344
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THERE IS STILL ROOM IN THE
CLASS IF YOU WISH TO JOIN.
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ONLY $35.
346
00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:25,549
NO,
WE'RE OUT OF MONEY.
347
00:16:25,584 --> 00:16:27,851
I CAME HERE FOR SPIRITUAL
ENLIGHTENMENT,
348
00:16:27,886 --> 00:16:29,387
AND THE ONLY THING
THAT'S BEEN ENLIGHTENED
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IS MY WALLET.
350
00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:35,259
AH, THEN YOU HAVE LEARNED
A VALUABLE LESSON.
351
00:16:35,293 --> 00:16:38,262
OH, I GET IT.
352
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:40,964
THIS HAS ALL BEEN
FOR SOME HIGHER PURPOSE.
353
00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:43,901
I KNEW YOU WOULD
COME THROUGH FOR US.
354
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,703
- WHAT DID I LEARN?
- NEVER CLIMB A MOUNTAIN
355
00:16:45,737 --> 00:16:47,071
WITHOUT A CREDIT CARD.
356
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:53,077
COME ON, ZACK. IT'S A LONG
TREK DOWN THE MOUNTAIN.
357
00:16:53,111 --> 00:16:55,412
FOR $9, YOU CAN TAKE
THE CABLE CAR.
358
00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:57,682
THERE'S A CABLE CAR?
359
00:16:57,716 --> 00:17:00,752
IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE
WE'RE BROKE ANYWAY.
360
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:02,719
IF IT'S MONEY
YOU'RE IN NEED OF,
361
00:17:02,754 --> 00:17:04,622
I CAN PROVIDE
EMPLOYMENT.
362
00:17:04,656 --> 00:17:06,323
DEAL.
363
00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:10,928
- ( phones ringing )
- WHAT IS ALL THIS?
364
00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:14,231
EXCUSE ME.
365
00:17:14,265 --> 00:17:17,067
( American accent ) THANK YOU
FOR CALLING TECH SUPPORT.
366
00:17:17,101 --> 00:17:19,637
THIS IS STEVE.
PLEASE HOLD.
367
00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:23,173
DIPANCHU, YOUR BREAK WAS
OVER FIVE MINUTES AGO!
368
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,575
OH, YOU'VE GOTTA
BE KIDDING ME.
369
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:27,244
WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS HAVE TO
DO WITH PURIFYING THE SOUL?
370
00:17:27,278 --> 00:17:30,648
EVERYTHING. RIGHT LIVELIHOOD
IS ONE OF THE ELEMENTS
371
00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:32,183
OF THE NOBLE
EIGHTFOLD PATH.
372
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:35,553
JUST BECAUSE ONE PRACTICES
HEALTHY LIVING AND MEDITATION
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00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:37,387
DOES NOT MEAN HE HAS
TO LIVE LIKE A PEASANT.
374
00:17:37,422 --> 00:17:40,291
IT DOESN'T?
I THOUGHT SWAMIS
375
00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:41,892
WERE SUPPOSED
TO TAKE CARE OF OTHERS.
376
00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:45,028
I DO.
CHARITY BEGINS AT "AUM."
377
00:17:45,063 --> 00:17:48,799
Men: AUM...
378
00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:50,635
THE POOR GET DONATIONS
FROM ALL MY BUSINESSES--
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00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:52,202
THE YOGA SCHOOL,
THE CALL CENTER,
380
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:54,305
THE TOASTED SANDWICH
FRANCHISE.
381
00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:56,073
SO WAIT, LET ME
GET THIS STRAIGHT.
382
00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:58,709
THIS PLACE
IS JUST THE BASE
383
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,644
OF YOUR WORLDWIDE
CORPORATE OPERATION?
384
00:18:00,678 --> 00:18:02,679
ABSOLUTELY.
BHANU KAPATU INDUSTRIES
385
00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:04,081
IS A BILLION-DOLLAR
BUSINESS.
386
00:18:04,115 --> 00:18:05,917
DUDE!
387
00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:07,384
YOU ARE MY GURU!
388
00:18:10,188 --> 00:18:13,724
THANK YOU, CODY. I HAVE
ACHIEVED ENLIGHTENMENT.
389
00:18:13,758 --> 00:18:15,693
YEAH, I'VE HAD
MY EYES OPENED TOO.
390
00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:18,462
I ASSUMED TO ACHIEVE
SPIRITUAL BLISS,
391
00:18:18,496 --> 00:18:19,897
YOU HAD TO BE
A PENNILESS MYSTIC.
392
00:18:19,931 --> 00:18:22,399
WHAT'S BLISSFUL ABOUT THAT?
SOUNDS LIKE A BUMMER TO ME.
393
00:18:22,433 --> 00:18:24,468
NOW FINISH YOUR SHIFT.
394
00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:26,837
YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS
LADY'S YOGAEROBICS.
395
00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:29,073
TALK ABOUT
ACHIEVING BLISS.
396
00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:31,308
I LOVE THIS GUY.
397
00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:40,952
THANK YOU FOR
A WONDERFUL VISIT.
398
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:44,021
THE TWO HIGHLIGHTS--
YOUR LOVELY DANCE,
399
00:18:44,055 --> 00:18:46,857
AND THE TWISTY SLIDE.
400
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:47,958
IT WAS RAD, YEAH?
401
00:18:49,961 --> 00:18:51,562
WELL, IT WAS A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU, BUFFY.
402
00:18:51,596 --> 00:18:52,329
OH AND MAZEL TOV
ON THE KNISH DEAL.
403
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,233
WHAT ARE YOU
SAYING TO ME?
404
00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:58,035
NOTHING, HE'S TALKING
ON THE PHONE.
405
00:18:58,069 --> 00:19:00,304
ORDERING LUNCH.
406
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,071
- I'LL HAVE A PASTRAMI ON RYE!
- ( groans )
407
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:04,141
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
408
00:19:04,175 --> 00:19:06,710
I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN
ASSOCIATE OF LONDON'S FATHER.
409
00:19:06,744 --> 00:19:08,579
NO, I AM LONDON'S
ROOMMATE'S MOTHER.
410
00:19:10,982 --> 00:19:12,550
YOU'RE BAILEY'S MOTHER?
411
00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:14,985
WHO IS THIS BAILEY?
412
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:17,655
MY DAUGHTER IS PADMA--
A STUDENT HERE.
413
00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:20,424
I'VE NEVER SEEN HER
BEFORE YESTERDAY.
414
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:23,694
THAT'S BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS
IN MY CABIN STUDYING.
415
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:27,130
YEP, THAT'S US.
STUDY BUDDIES.
416
00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:29,633
REALLY, LONDON?
STUDY BUDDIES?
417
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,437
WHAT IS
GOING ON HERE?
418
00:19:33,471 --> 00:19:36,974
THE TRUTH IS,
419
00:19:37,008 --> 00:19:38,509
I NEVER WENT
TO SCHOOL HERE
420
00:19:38,543 --> 00:19:40,311
AND I'VE BEEN TRAVELING THE
WORLD WITH AUNTIE MANJULA.
421
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:43,347
THAT WOMAN.
422
00:19:43,381 --> 00:19:45,516
SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN
A PAIN IN MY BUNDI.
423
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:48,185
NOW YOU, YOU ARE COMING
BACK TO OUR VILLAGE,
424
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:49,953
WHERE YOU WILL DO
NOTHING BUT STUDY
425
00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:52,022
AND CLEAN
THE MONGOOSE CAGE.
426
00:19:52,056 --> 00:19:53,324
WELL,
GOOD LUCK TO YOU.
427
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,426
NO NO NO.
428
00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:57,361
KARMA'S NOT GOING
TO PUNISH ME ALONE.
429
00:19:57,395 --> 00:19:58,895
SINCE WE'RE TELLING
THE TRUTH HERE,
430
00:19:58,930 --> 00:20:00,297
YOU SHOULD KNOW
THAT LONDON--
431
00:20:00,331 --> 00:20:01,332
HAS SOMETHING TO SAY!
432
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,202
SURE,
PADMA MESSED UP,
433
00:20:05,236 --> 00:20:07,004
BUT THIS SHIP IS A PLACE
FOR SECOND CHANCES.
434
00:20:07,038 --> 00:20:10,341
I GOT KICKED OUT OF MORE
SCHOOLS THAN YOU CAN COUNT.
435
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,776
WELL, THAN I
CAN COUNT, ANYWAY,
436
00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:14,511
BUT SINCE DADDY
SENT ME HERE,
437
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,814
I THINK I'M A MORE
RESPONSIBLE PERSON.
438
00:20:16,848 --> 00:20:19,517
- JUST ASK MOSEBY.
- THAT IS TRUE.
439
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,652
SHE'S ONLY TRIED TO ESCAPE
A HANDFUL OF TIMES,
440
00:20:21,686 --> 00:20:24,388
AND NONE AT ALL
IN THE LAST TWO WEEKS.
441
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,156
- YOU HAVE MANAGED TO KEEP HER HERE?
- YES.
442
00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:28,926
FOCUSED ON
HER STUDIES?
443
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,228
OKAY.
444
00:20:31,262 --> 00:20:33,531
MOMMY,
I AM TRULY SORRY.
445
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,833
PLEASE, MAY I GO TO SCHOOL HERE?
PLEASE, PLEASE?
446
00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:38,669
YES.
447
00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:40,270
NEXT SEMESTER.
448
00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:41,639
ALL RIGHT, MOMMY.
449
00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:45,175
WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT,
PADMA WILL BE WELCOMED BACK.
450
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:47,478
AND I CAN ASSURE YOU
THAT WHEN SHE GRADUATES,
451
00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:49,380
SHE WILL BE AN INTELLIGENT,
CONFIDENT WOMAN,
452
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,682
NOT UNLIKE YOURSELF.
453
00:20:51,716 --> 00:20:54,418
OH, MR. MOSEBY,
454
00:20:54,452 --> 00:20:56,987
I SEE YOU CAN CHARM
MORE THAN JUST SNAKES.
455
00:21:01,292 --> 00:21:03,126
GOODBYE, LONDON,
456
00:21:03,161 --> 00:21:05,462
AND THANKS
FOR TRYING TO HELP.
457
00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:07,564
AT LEAST I WON'T HAVE
TO LIVE A LIE ANYMORE.
458
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:10,101
BESIDES, WHO NEEDS
TO FLY AROUND THE WORLD
459
00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:11,669
TRAVELING AND SHOPPING
ALL THE TIME?
460
00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:14,938
ME!
461
00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:16,774
I HATE THIS STUPID SEA SCHOOL.
I'M RUNNING AWAY!
462
00:21:23,014 --> 00:21:26,650
IF YOU PUT ME DOWN NOW, I'LL
BUY YOU BOTH SPORTS CARS!
463
00:21:26,684 --> 00:21:28,085
I'LL THROW INA DRIVER!
464
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:36,960
OH, FINALLY!
465
00:21:36,994 --> 00:21:39,797
YEAH, I'VE BEEN ON HOLD
FOR TWO DAYS.
466
00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:41,298
MY COMPUTER
IS COMPLETELY FROZEN.
467
00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:44,735
NO, I DON'T THINK
COVERING IT
468
00:21:44,769 --> 00:21:46,303
WITH A BLANKIE
WILL HELP.
469
00:21:48,039 --> 00:21:50,741
YO, DIP, I'M TOTALLY PUNKING
THIS GUY ON LINE FIVE.
470
00:21:52,443 --> 00:21:54,478
STICK TO THE SCRIPT.
471
00:21:54,512 --> 00:21:56,914
HAVE WE SOLVED
ALL YOUR ISSUES TODAY?
472
00:21:56,948 --> 00:21:59,550
ZACK?
473
00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:01,885
WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?
474
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,488
PLEASE HOLD
FOR A SUPERVISOR.
475
00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:12,563
HELLO, HOW MAY I
HELP YOU?
476
00:22:12,597 --> 00:22:15,799
- CODY?
- YES?
477
00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:18,535
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WORKING
AT A CALL CENTER?
478
00:22:18,569 --> 00:22:20,371
CAN'T CHAT RIGHT NOW,
MR. MOSEBY.
479
00:22:20,405 --> 00:22:22,572
I HAVE LIKE
600 PEOPLE ON HOLD.
480
00:22:22,606 --> 00:22:23,841
BUT WHAT ABOUT
MY COMP--
481
00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:25,442
( dial tone )
482
00:22:25,476 --> 00:22:37,137
NO!
483
00:22:37,187 --> 00:22:41,737
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