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Lily, Grandpa, Marilyn?
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Daddy's home.
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Oh! Hello, dear.
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My, you look happy today.
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I am happy, Lily,
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because, as we say
down at the parlor,
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this has been a very
monumental day.
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Has something happened,
Uncle Herman? Yes, Marilyn.
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I have some wonderful
news! Uh, where's Grandpa?
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Here I am, Herman. I
was down in the dungeon...
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helping Eddie fix his train set.
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Oh. [Train Whistle
Blowing, Bell Clanging]
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Sounds as though
you got it fixed.
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Well, Herman, don't keep us hanging
in midair. What's your wonderful news?
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Well, it's vacation time again,
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and I have purchased
a beautiful hideaway...
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where we can all relax and
enjoy our leisure moments.
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Translation: Somebody
stuck him with a piece of junk.
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No such thing.
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I bought 10 acres in Happy Holiday
Valley through an ad in a magazine.
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You bought 10 acres by mail?
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You see here?
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With the purchase
of any home site,
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we get the use of their
wonderful recreational facilities,
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excellent transportation,
and it's smog-free.
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That means you
don't have to pay for it.
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Uh, plenty of water.
Close to schools...
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Oh, Herman, it sounds wonderful.
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"For family fun and relaxation,
come to Happy Holiday Valley."
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Even I'll have to admit, that
sounds like the kind of place...
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I'd like to be found dead in.
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[Marilyn] Aunt Lily?
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I'm ready to leave. Is there
anything I can help you with?
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No. I was just pulling
down the blinds,
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so the house will look gloomy
and lived in while we're gone.
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Oh, we're all going to have
such a wonderful vacation.
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I'll say! Bring on the girls!
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Now, you get back in your clock!
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When is that silly bird
going to get girls off his mind?
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Nevermore, nevermore.
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Get!
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Well, I guess
everything's ready.
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Good-bye, Spot! [Roaring]
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Mom, wouldn't it be better
if we left Spot in the garage?
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Oh, no, Eddie. No.
Last time we did,
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he drank all the gasoline
out of the power mower.
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And then he got the hiccups and
melted all the wrought-iron furniture.
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Are you ready to leave,
Grandpa? Just a minute.
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All set? [Man Screaming]
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All set.
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Herman? Herman, where are you?
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[Herman] I'll be
right with you, Lily.
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I'm, uh talking to the real estate
office that handles our property,
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and I'm letting him know that
we're coming up to Happy Valley.
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That's right. This
is Herman Munster.
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I bought 10 acres from your ad.
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It-It was in that magazine,
the Jujitsu Annual.
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Ah, yes. One of our
many satisfied customers.
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Who is it? That
Munster character...
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The one that fell for our
ad in that crummy magazine.
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Uh, yes, Mr. Munster.
What can I do for you?
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Well, Mr. Walters, I
thought I'd take the
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family out for a spin
today to see our property.
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Uh, sir, do I
understand you to say...
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you are going up to
Happy Holiday Valley?
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That's right. We plan
to take advantage...
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of your excellent
recreational facilities, your
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wonderful transportation
and your marvelous...
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Uh, sir, uh, when are
you planning to go?
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- Today.
- Today?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello, hello?
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Hmm. Must have been cut off.
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I hope he doesn't think I hung up on him.
He sounded like such a pleasant fellow.
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Oh, well.
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Well, it's on to
Happy Holiday Valley.
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[Cap Pistols Popping]
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Well, here we are...
Happy Holiday Valley.
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You know, Herman,
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I had heard that these real estate
brochures were inclined to exaggerate.
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But this is more beautiful
than they described it.
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Oh, it's just... it's just
absolutely breathtaking.
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Uh, just as advertised.
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There are the superb
transportation facilities.
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Oh, and look!
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Plenty of water!
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Mmm. Nice and soft. Not
like the hard water at home.
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And look! There's a
playground for kids!
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Ooh! And here
are the excellent...
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entertainment and
recreational facilities.
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Well, I must say... Hmph!
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You know, this is a
real s winging place!
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It appears that it was fortunate running
into you gentlemen. Yes, it certainly was.
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As I understand it, Mr. Curtis, you
represent, uh, Cunningham Aeronautics.
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We were happy to cancel our
quick trip to Mexico to talk to you.
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Good. Now, then.
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We have plans
to use that area...
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in and around your Happy
Holiday Valley property...
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as a missile site.
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I'm here to make you a flat offer of
$50,000 for the entire piece of land.
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- It's a deal.
- Barney...
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The man offered
$50,000, partner.
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I'm sure you will
go along with me.
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Yes, Barney. Fine.
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This is our initial proposal.
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I'll be back first thing in the
morning to finalize the deal.
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Good. We'll see you then.
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Good day. Good day.
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Barney, we don't own all
of Happy Holiday Valley.
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We unloaded some of it
to that Munster character.
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Gil, baby, Munster's going up to
look at the property today, right?
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Right. Okay.
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So he takes one look at
that hunk of junk he bought,
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we offer to refund his two grand,
which he takes back like that,
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and we're in the clear
for the Cunningham deal.
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Yes, but, uh, do
you think it'll work?
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Look. Anyone who falls for an
ad like ours has got to be a sucker.
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This Munster sounds
like a real live one.
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A real live one.
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Golly. I haven't had a bite since we've
been here. Patience, Eddie. Patience.
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But, gee, wouldn't it be better if
we fished in a stream with water in it?
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Eddie, anyone can fish
in a stream with water in it.
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This is a challenge...
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The kind of challenge the youth
of today is so badly in need of.
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I got one.
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I got one! I got one! Play
him, Grandpa! Play him!
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- [Eddie] Don't let him get a way!
- Oh, boy. This is a whopper!
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Stay with him,
Grandpa! Here he comes.
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[Herman] Oh, oh!
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Isn't he a lovely one!
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[Grandpa Laughing]
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Isn't that a beauty?
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Well, I for one am not
gonna be out-fished.
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Well, the bait's still good.
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[Reel Whirring]
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Oh, dear me.
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I'm afraid I've damaged
the recreational facilities.
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Uh, pardon us. We're
looking for a Mr. Munster.
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Well, I'm his niece, Marilyn.
He's not here right now.
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Uh, perhaps you'd like
to talk with my Aunt Lily.
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She's fixing supper. Aunt Lily!
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Uh, good day, Mrs. Munster.
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I'm Mr. Walters, and this
is my partner, Mr. Crane.
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We, uh, sold you
folks the property.
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No!
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You mean, you sold us
this property? Uh, yes.
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But put that down.
Violence'll get you no place.
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Oh! I was just stirring
up some oxtail soup.
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Oh, I can't tell you how
much we love this place.
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- You love this place?
- Mmm.
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It's beautiful. Isn't it,
Marilyn? Oh, it's lovely.
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Uh, look, madam, I think there's
something you should know.
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Uh, this is nothing
but a ghost town.
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A ghost town! Isn't
that wonderful, Marilyn?
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Maybe we'll have company
dropping in on us over the weekend.
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[Mooing] Oh. Excuse us a minute.
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My oxtail soup
is getting restless.
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What do you think?
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Maybe they heard about
the Cunningham missile deal,
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and they're just trying
to boost the price up.
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That's right. I'll offer them
double their money back.
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- Now, you were saying?
- I'll get right down
to cases, Mrs. Munster.
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We're ready to pay you double your
money if you'll sell us the property back.
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Oh, my, no.
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We're all so crazy about it, and I'm sure
my husband wouldn't sell it at any price.
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Good day, gentlemen.
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Come on, Gil. I
got another angle.
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Uh, thank you for
your time, madame.
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And thank you for your flattering
offer. But you understand.
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It's so hard to find a good vacation
spot since they closed down Devil's Island.
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Yes. Well, uh, good-bye.
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You said you had an
angle, Barney. What was it?
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Get in.
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Look. We can't
buy the place back,
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so we'll scare 'em off, see?
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This is a ghost
town, right? Right.
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So tomorrow night, we'll
turn it into a real ghost town.
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Now, these Munsters are
going to be nervous anyway,
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spending their first
night in this dump.
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Wait till they hear strange voices
and screams and the whole works.
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They'll go out of their
skulls, and tomorrow
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they'll be begging us
to take the place back.
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Barney, that's a $50,000 idea.
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Here we are. [Chuckles]
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How does it look? Oh, Grandpa!
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That's lovely. Just
what the room needed.
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Eddie, it's almost time
for you to go to bed.
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When are you and your father
going to be through with the comics?
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Just a second, Mom.
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"And then the mechanical men
disintegrated all the spider people,
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"and they disappeared
in a ball of flame.
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Ooh! "Once again,
good had triumphed...
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over the forces of
evil from outer space."
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Oh, boy, Eddie. Uh,
that was a good one.
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Uh, read me another one.
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I can't now, Pop. I
have to go to bed.
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Oh, darn, darn! Lily?
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- Just one more?
- No, Herman.
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Eddie has to get to bed.
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00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,545
Could I have my cowboy
outfit back now, Pop?
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00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:42,138
I'm not though playing
with it yet, Eddie.
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00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:45,014
All right. Good night,
Pop. Good night, son.
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[Cowboy Accent] Bartender?
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See what the boys in
the back room will have.
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00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:08,007
Herman, will you
stop playing cowboy...
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00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,566
and go outside and get
some wood for the fire?
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Right away, dear.
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Reach for the ceiling!
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Jesse James!
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Hmm. And it looks
so easy on television.
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Herman. The firewood.
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Yes, Lily.
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Oh! Some daughters marry doctors.
Some daughters marry dentists.
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You had to marry Henny Youngman.
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Never mind, Grandpa.
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Oh, there's some! [Chuckling]
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00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,996
I think Herman's
found some wood.
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00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:14,063
Don't you just love
to watch a fire? Lily,
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I've seen Chicago, San
Francisco and the burning of Rome.
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You've seen one,
you've seen 'em all!
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Uh, here's the wood,
Lily. [Chuckles] [Lily] Ooh!
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Where'd you get all
the wood, Herman?
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I had to break up
a building, dear.
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I do hope there
was no one in it.
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00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,489
Oh, Lily, I've been thinking
about those two men.
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You said they were so anxious to
buy this property back. I wonder why.
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00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:47,867
Oh, it's very simple, dear.
They probably realized...
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what a paradise
it really is here.
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[Chuckling]
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Gil, we'll have these
Munsters running in no time.
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Yeah, we'll really scare 'em.
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What's the matter? That.
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"Died June 6." There's
a story going around...
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that Big Billy comes back every
year and really spooks this place.
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00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,839
And today is June 6.
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00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:22,705
You big dummy. That's just a
story made up for the tourists...
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00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:25,267
to give the place some glamour.
239
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,677
I'm glad it's just a story,
because the last guy...
240
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,717
I want to run into
tonight is Big Billy.
241
00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:36,388
Well, I think I'll
toddle upstairs to bed.
242
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:38,617
Good night, pussycat.
243
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:42,253
Good night, dear.
I'll be right up.
244
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,589
[Yawning]
245
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:11,991
What a great
place for a vacation.
246
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:15,358
You know, this reminds me of the
places I used to haunt in the Old Country.
247
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:19,593
We used to sit around the fireplace
just like this and talk to our relatives,
248
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:22,134
some of whom we hadn't
seen in hundreds of years.
249
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:25,171
Oh, yes. Hardly
a night went by...
250
00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:28,139
when someone didn't
try to get in touch with us.
251
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:31,735
I remember... [Thumping]
252
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,481
Wh... What was that?
253
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,554
Grandpa,
254
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,056
someone's trying to
get in touch with us.
255
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:49,822
Yep.
256
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:54,492
It's my no-good Cousin Humphrey.
I'd recognize his knock anywhere.
257
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,435
- Grandpa, aren't you going
to answer him?
- Not me.
258
00:18:57,503 --> 00:19:01,804
We haven't spoken since he stole
my aspirin during the Black Plague.
259
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:07,976
Hey, they're just ignoring us.
260
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,973
Yeah.
261
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:16,779
Here, this'll get
'em. You got a dime?
262
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,328
♪♪ [Discordant]
263
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:37,302
Listen to that Cousin Humphrey.
He always was a rotten piano player.
264
00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:39,743
Knock it off, Humphrey.
265
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:42,372
♪♪ [Continues]
266
00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:44,849
I said, knock it off.
267
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,909
♪♪ [Speeds Up]
268
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:55,858
Just our luck. That no-good
piano conks out on us now.
269
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:59,831
Well, I'm not gonna let
Humphrey spoil my evening.
270
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,993
Why don't we all go to bed?
271
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:06,130
How do you like that?
They're going up to bed!
272
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,438
What are you doin'?
273
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:18,882
We'll let 'em get to sleep.
274
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:22,046
Then we'll give 'em
the real scare treatment.
275
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:26,590
Barney, don't do
that! Oh, cut it out!
276
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,594
It's just us!
277
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,562
Here. Get into this.
278
00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:36,601
[Snoring]
279
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:48,706
[Thud]
280
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:55,316
Herman? Herman?
281
00:20:55,387 --> 00:21:00,416
Yes, Captain Kangaroo, I will
brush my teeth ev-every day.
282
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,826
Herman, wake up! It's me!
283
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,091
Hmm? What? Hmm? Huh?
284
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,099
What's the matter, dear?
285
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:10,136
I heard a noise downstairs! Hmm?
286
00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:15,603
There it is again. Mm-hmm.
287
00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:17,666
That was a noise, all right.
288
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:25,012
Herman! Herman, there's
someone downstairs!
289
00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:27,713
Now, you go right down
there and see who it is!
290
00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:33,922
Oh, all right,
dear, if I have to.
291
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:49,239
What are you doing with
Eddie's hat and cap pistols?
292
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:53,177
Lily, you never know
what you might run into.
293
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:55,305
I saw a Western
on television once,
294
00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:58,317
and Nick Adams
was prowling around.
295
00:21:58,384 --> 00:22:00,717
[Door Opens]
296
00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:04,715
Barney, somebody's comin'!
297
00:22:04,790 --> 00:22:07,021
Good! Wait till they
get a load of us!
298
00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:13,723
Hmm. Must be some other guests.
299
00:22:13,799 --> 00:22:19,466
Well, howdy, partners. Well,
I'll be hanged. [Laughing]
300
00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:23,976
It's Big Billy! Back
from the dead!
301
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:26,535
[Shouting]
302
00:22:37,656 --> 00:22:41,218
Sir? Sir? Herman, what is it?
303
00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:44,127
Hmm. They were two guests,
304
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,688
but I guess they
decided not to stay.
305
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:51,364
Shame, too, 'cause they
looked like a couple of fun fellas.
306
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,850
[Train Whistle
Blowing, Bell Clanging]
307
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,908
Hi, Mom.
308
00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:13,722
Grandpa got the train
working real neat now.
309
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:18,053
Hey, are we going to Happy
Valley again for the next weekend?
310
00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:20,065
[Sighs] I'm afraid not, Eddie.
311
00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:23,000
Your father has just sold
all the property up there.
312
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:25,333
But, gee, that was the
only place we ever went to...
313
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,532
that seemed like home.
314
00:23:27,606 --> 00:23:29,541
Now, now, Eddie.
315
00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:33,101
You must not question
your old dad's decision.
316
00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:36,444
Uh, that's right, Eddie.
317
00:23:36,515 --> 00:23:38,882
We sold that property
to a very nice firm...
318
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:41,079
Cunningham Aeronautics.
319
00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:43,418
These kind people are
working on a missile...
320
00:23:43,489 --> 00:23:46,687
which, in time of trouble, is
gonna solve all our problems...
321
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,921
by blowing up the world.
322
00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:51,657
Gee, Pop, if we can't
go to Happy Valley,
323
00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:53,995
where will we
spend our vacations?
324
00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:57,662
Eddie, that's, uh... That's
a very good question.
325
00:23:57,736 --> 00:24:00,865
Eddie, we can always enjoy...
326
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,273
the peace and solitude...
327
00:24:03,342 --> 00:24:06,437
of our own little
nest right here.
328
00:24:06,512 --> 00:24:09,277
And as Frank Sinatra has said...
329
00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:11,874
on so many occasions,
330
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:15,388
be it ever so humble,
there's no place like home.
331
00:24:18,023 --> 00:24:20,049
[Roaring]
332
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:22,060
[Explosion]
333
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,697
Yes, Eddie.
334
00:24:26,765 --> 00:24:29,428
Give me a house by
the side of the road,
335
00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:31,436
and I'll be a friend to man.
336
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:42,539
I thought Edgar Allan
Poe was a crackup.
337
00:24:42,614 --> 00:24:45,015
Ooh! [Squawks]
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