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Lily, Grandpa, Marilyn?
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Daddy's home.
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Oh! Hello, dear.
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My, you look happy today.
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I am happy, Lily,
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because, as we say
down at the parlor,
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this has been a very
monumental day.
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Has something happened,
Uncle Herman?
Yes, Marilyn.
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I have some wonderful news!
Uh, where's Grandpa?
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Here I am, Herman.
I was down in the dungeon...
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helping Eddie
fix his train set.
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Oh.
[Train Whistle Blowing,
Bell Clanging]
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Sounds as though
you got it fixed.
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Well, Herman, don't keep us
hanging in midair.
What's your wonderful news?
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Well, it's vacation time again,
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and I have purchased
a beautiful hideaway...
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where we can all relax
and enjoy our leisure moments.
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Translation: Somebody stuck him
with a piece of junk.
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No such thing.
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I bought 10 acres
in Happy Holiday Valley
through an ad in a magazine.
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You bought 10 acres by mail?
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You see here?
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With the purchase
of any homesite,
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we get the use of their
wonderful recreational facilities,
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excellent transportation,
and it's smog-free.
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That means you don't
have to pay for it.
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Uh, plenty of water.
Close to schools...
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Oh, Herman,
it sounds wonderful.
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"For family fun and relaxation,
come to Happy Holiday Valley."
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Even I'll have to admit,
that sounds like
the kind of place...
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I'd like to be found dead in.
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[Marilyn]
Aunt Lily?
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I'm ready to leave.
Is there anything
I can help you with?
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No. I was just
pulling down the blinds,
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so the house will look
gloomy and lived in
while we're gone.
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Oh, we're all going to have
such a wonderful vacation.
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I'll say!
Bring on the girls!
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Now, you get back
in your clock!
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When is that silly bird
going to get girls off his mind?
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Nevermore, nevermore.
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Get!
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Well, I guess everything's ready.
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Good-bye, Spot!
[Roaring]
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Mom, wouldn't it be better
if we left Spot in the garage?
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Oh, no, Eddie. No.
Last time we did,
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he drank all the gasoline
out of the power mower.
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And then he got the hiccups and melted
all the wrought-iron furniture.
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Are you ready
to leave, Grandpa?
Just a minute.
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All set?
[Man Screaming]
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All set.
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Herman?
Herman, where are you?
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[Herman]
I'll be right with you, Lily.
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I'm, uh talking to
the real estate office
that handles our property,
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and I'm letting him know
that we're coming up
to Happy Valley.
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That's right.
This is Herman Munster.
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I bought 10 acres from your ad.
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It-It was in that magazine,
the Jujitsu Annual.
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Ah, yes. One of our
many satisfied customers.
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Who is it?
That Munster character...
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the one that fell for our ad
in that crummy magazine.
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00:05:05,719 --> 00:05:07,983
Uh, yes, Mr. Munster.
What can I do for you?
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Well, Mr. Walters, I thought I'd take
the family out for a spin today
to see our property.
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Uh, sir,
do I understand you to say...
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you are going up to
Happy Holiday Valley?
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That's right.
We plan to take advantage...
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of your excellent recreational facilities,
your wonderful transportation
and your marvelous...
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Uh, sir, uh, when are you
planning to go?
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- Today.
- Today?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello, hello?
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Hmm.
Must have been cut off.
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I hope he doesn't think
I hung up on him. He sounded
like such a pleasant fellow.
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00:06:01,074 --> 00:06:03,008
Oh, well.
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Well, it's on to
Happy Holiday Valley.
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[Cap Pistols Popping]
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Well, here we are...
Happy Holiday Valley.
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You know, Herman,
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I had heard that these
real estate brochures
were inclined to exaggerate.
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But this is more beautiful
than they described it.
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Oh, it's just... it's just
absolutely breathtaking.
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Uh, just as advertised.
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There are the superb
transportation facilities.
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Oh, and look!
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Plenty of water!
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Mmm. Nice and soft.
Not like the hard water at home.
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And look!
There's a playground for kids!
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Ooh! And here are the excellent...
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entertainment
and recreational facilities.
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Well, I must say...
Hmph!
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You know, this is a real
swinging place.!
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It appears that it was fortunate
running into you gentlemen.
Yes, it certainly was.
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As I understand it, Mr. Curtis,
you represent, uh,
Cunningham Aeronautics.
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We were happy to cancel
our quick trip to Mexico
to talk to you.
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Good. Now, then.
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We have plans
to use that area...
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in and around your
Happy Holiday Valley property...
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as a missile site.
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I'm here to make you
a flat offer of $50,000
for the entire piece of land.
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- It's a deal.
- Barney...
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The man offered
$50,000, partner.
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I'm sure you will
go along with me.
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Yes, Barney.
Fine.
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This is our initial proposal.
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I'll be back
first thing in the morning
to finalize the deal.
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Good. We'll see you then.
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Good day.
Good day.
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Barney, we don't own
all of Happy Holiday Valley.
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We unloaded some of it
to that Munster character.
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Gil, baby, Munster's going up
to look at the property
today, right?
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Right.
Okay.
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So he takes one look
at that hunk of junk he bought,
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we offer to refund his two grand,
which he takes back like that,
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and we're in the clear
for the Cunningham deal.
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Yes, but, uh,
do you think it'll work?
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Look. Anyone who falls
for an ad like ours
has got to be a sucker.
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This Munster sounds like
a real live one.
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A real live one.
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Golly. I haven't had a bite
since we've been here.
Patience, Eddie. Patience.
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00:09:34,921 --> 00:09:38,550
But, gee, wouldn't it be better
if we fished in a stream
with water in it?
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Eddie, anyone can fish
in a stream with water in it.
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This is a challenge...
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the kind of challenge
the youth of today
is so badly in need of.
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I got one.
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I got one! I got one!
Play him, Grandpa!
Play him!
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- [Eddie]
Don't let him get away.!
- Oh, boy. This is a whopper!
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Stay with him, Grandpa!
Here he comes.
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[Herman]
Oh, oh!
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Isn't he a lovely one!
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00:10:09,355 --> 00:10:11,414
[Grandpa Laughing]
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Isn't that a beauty?
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Well, I for one am not
gonna be out-fished.
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00:10:22,969 --> 00:10:24,960
Well, the bait's still good.
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[Reel Whirring]
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Oh, dear me.
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I'm afraid I've damaged
the recreational facilities.
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Uh, pardon us.
We're looking for a Mr. Munster.
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00:11:04,644 --> 00:11:07,374
Well, I'm his niece, Marilyn.
He's not here right now.
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00:11:07,447 --> 00:11:09,711
Uh, perhaps you'd like to
talk with my Aunt Lily.
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00:11:09,782 --> 00:11:11,977
She's fixing supper.
Aunt Lily!
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Uh, good day, Mrs. Munster.
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I'm Mr. Walters, and this is
my partner, Mr. Crane.
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We, uh, sold you folks
the property.
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No!
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You mean, you sold us
this property?
Uh, yes.
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00:11:31,871 --> 00:11:35,329
But put that down.
Violence'll get you no place.
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Oh! I was just stirring up
some oxtail soup.
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Oh, I can't tell you
how much we love this place.
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- You love this place?
- Mmm.
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It's beautiful.
Isn't it, Marilyn?
Oh, it's lovely.
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Uh, look, madam, I think
there's something you should know.
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Uh, this is nothing
but a ghost town.
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A ghost town!
Isn't that wonderful, Marilyn?
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Maybe we'll have company
dropping in on us
over the weekend.
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00:12:01,567 --> 00:12:04,400
[Mooing]
Oh. Excuse us a minute.
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My oxtail soup
is getting restless.
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What do you think?
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Maybe they heard about
the Cunningham missile deal,
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00:12:14,714 --> 00:12:16,648
and they're just trying
to boost the price up.
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That's right. I'll offer them
double their money back.
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- Now, you were saying?
- I'll get right down
to cases, Mrs. Munster.
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We're ready to pay you
double your money
if you'll sell us the property back.
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Oh, my, no.
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We're all so crazy about it,
and I'm sure my husband
wouldn't sell it at any price.
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Good day, gentlemen.
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Come on, Gil.
I got another angle.
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Uh, thank you
for your time, madame.
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00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:48,341
And thank you
for your flattering offer.
But you understand.
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00:12:48,414 --> 00:12:53,010
It's so hard to find a good
vacation spot since they
closed down Devil's Island.
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Yes. Well, uh, good-bye.
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You said you had an angle,
Barney. What was it?
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Get in.
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Look. We can't buy
the place back,
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so we'll scare 'em off, see?
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This is a ghost town, right?
Right.
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So tomorrow night,
we'll turn it into
a real ghost town.
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00:13:26,552 --> 00:13:28,747
Now, these Munsters are going
to be nervous anyway,
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spending their first night
in this dump.
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Wait till they hear
strange voices and screams
and the whole works.
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They'll go out of their skulls,
and tomorrow they'll be begging us
to take the place back.
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Barney, that's a $50,000 idea.
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Here we are.
[Chuckles]
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How does it look?
Oh, Grandpa!
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That's lovely.
Just what the room needed.
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00:13:59,285 --> 00:14:01,753
Eddie, it's almost time
for you to go to bed.
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00:14:01,821 --> 00:14:04,881
When are you and your father
going to be through with the comics?
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00:14:04,957 --> 00:14:06,925
Just a second, Mom.
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00:14:06,993 --> 00:14:10,759
"And then the mechanical men
disintegrated all the spider people,
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00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:12,957
"and they disappeared
in a ball of flame.
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00:14:13,032 --> 00:14:15,159
Ooh!
"Once again,
good had triumphed...
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00:14:15,234 --> 00:14:18,328
over the forces of evil
from outer space."
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00:14:18,404 --> 00:14:21,999
Oh, boy, Eddie.
Uh, that was a good one.
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00:14:22,074 --> 00:14:24,008
Uh, read me another one.
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00:14:24,076 --> 00:14:27,239
I can't now, Pop.
I have to go to bed.
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Oh, darn, darn! Lily?
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- Just one more?
- No, Herman.
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00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:37,316
Eddie has to get to bed.
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00:14:37,390 --> 00:14:39,824
Could I have my cowboy outfit
back now, Pop?
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00:14:39,892 --> 00:14:42,417
I'm not though playing
with it yet, Eddie.
200
00:14:42,495 --> 00:14:45,293
All right. Good night, Pop.
Good night, son.
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00:14:54,674 --> 00:14:56,608
[Cowboy Accent]
Bartender?
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00:14:56,676 --> 00:15:00,009
See what the boys
in the back room will have.
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00:15:05,351 --> 00:15:08,286
Herman, will you stop
playing cowboy...
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00:15:08,354 --> 00:15:10,845
and go outside and get
some wood for the fire?
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00:15:10,923 --> 00:15:12,914
Right away, dear.
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00:15:22,602 --> 00:15:24,536
Reach for the ceiling!
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00:15:24,604 --> 00:15:26,697
JesseJames!
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00:15:32,078 --> 00:15:35,479
Hmm. And it looks
so easy on television.
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00:15:35,548 --> 00:15:37,914
Herman. The firewood.
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00:15:39,819 --> 00:15:41,810
Yes, Lily.
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00:15:53,065 --> 00:15:57,229
Oh! Some daughters marry doctors.
Some daughters marry dentists.
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You had to marry Henny Youngman.
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Never mind, Grandpa.
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00:16:03,376 --> 00:16:05,571
Oh, there's some!
[Chuckling]
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00:16:09,148 --> 00:16:11,275
I think Herman's found some wood.
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00:16:11,350 --> 00:16:14,342
Don't you just love
to watch a fire?
Lily,
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00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:18,151
I've seen Chicago, San Francisco
and the burning of Rome.
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00:16:18,224 --> 00:16:20,692
You've seen one,
you've seen 'em all!
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00:16:22,928 --> 00:16:26,091
Uh, here's the wood, Lily.
[Chuckles]
[Lily] Ooh.!
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00:16:26,165 --> 00:16:28,725
Where'd you get
all the wood, Herman?
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00:16:28,801 --> 00:16:31,497
I had to break up
a building, dear.
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00:16:33,839 --> 00:16:36,706
I do hope there was
no one in it.
223
00:16:36,776 --> 00:16:39,768
Oh, Lily, I've been thinking
about those two men.
224
00:16:39,845 --> 00:16:44,441
You said they were so anxious
to buy this property back.
I wonder why.
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00:16:44,517 --> 00:16:48,146
Oh, it's very simple, dear.
They probably realized...
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00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:50,654
what a paradise
it really is here.
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[Chuckling]
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Gil, we'll have these Munsters
running in no time.
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00:17:00,933 --> 00:17:03,959
Yeah, we'll really scare 'em.
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00:17:04,036 --> 00:17:07,437
What's the matter?
That.
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"Died June 6. '"
There's a story going around...
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that Big Billy comes back every year
and really spooks this place.
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00:17:18,184 --> 00:17:20,118
And today is June 6.
234
00:17:20,186 --> 00:17:22,984
You big dummy. That's just
a story made up for the tourists...
235
00:17:23,055 --> 00:17:25,546
to give the place
some glamour.
236
00:17:25,624 --> 00:17:27,956
I'm glad it's just a story,
because the last guy...
237
00:17:28,027 --> 00:17:30,996
I want to run into tonight
is Big Billy.
238
00:17:32,732 --> 00:17:36,668
Well, I think I'll toddle
upstairs to bed.
239
00:17:36,736 --> 00:17:38,897
Good night, pussycat.
240
00:17:38,971 --> 00:17:42,532
Good night, dear.
I'll be right up.
241
00:17:44,877 --> 00:17:46,868
[Yawning]
242
00:18:09,802 --> 00:18:12,270
What a great place
for a vacation.
243
00:18:12,338 --> 00:18:15,637
You know, this reminds me
of the places I used to haunt
in the Old Country.
244
00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:19,872
We used to sit around
the fireplace just like this
and talk to our relatives,
245
00:18:19,945 --> 00:18:22,413
some of whom we hadn't seen
in hundreds of years.
246
00:18:22,481 --> 00:18:25,450
Oh, yes.
Hardly a night went by...
247
00:18:25,518 --> 00:18:28,419
when someone didn't try
to get in touch with us.
248
00:18:28,487 --> 00:18:32,014
I remember...
[Thumping]
249
00:18:33,826 --> 00:18:35,760
Wh... What was that?
250
00:18:39,899 --> 00:18:41,833
Grandpa,
251
00:18:41,901 --> 00:18:44,335
someone's trying to get
in touch with us.
252
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:50,102
Yep.
253
00:18:50,176 --> 00:18:54,772
It's my no-good Cousin Humphrey.
I'd recognize his knock anywhere.
254
00:18:54,847 --> 00:18:57,714
- Grandpa, aren't you going
to answer him?
- Not me.
255
00:18:57,783 --> 00:19:02,083
We haven't spoken
since he stole my aspirin
during the Black Plague.
256
00:19:05,991 --> 00:19:08,255
Hey, they're just ignoring us.
257
00:19:09,261 --> 00:19:11,252
Yeah.
258
00:19:14,533 --> 00:19:17,058
Here, this'll get 'em.
You got a dime?
259
00:19:28,013 --> 00:19:30,607
?? [Discordant]
260
00:19:33,986 --> 00:19:37,581
Listen to that Cousin Humphrey.
He always was a rotten piano player.
261
00:19:37,656 --> 00:19:40,022
Knock it off, Humphrey.
262
00:19:40,092 --> 00:19:42,652
?? [Continues]
263
00:19:42,728 --> 00:19:45,128
I said, knock it off.
264
00:19:45,197 --> 00:19:47,188
?? [Speeds Up]
265
00:19:51,837 --> 00:19:56,137
Just our luck.
That no-good piano
conks out on us now.
266
00:19:56,208 --> 00:20:00,110
Well, I'm not
gonna let Humphrey
spoil my evening.
267
00:20:00,179 --> 00:20:02,272
Why don't we all
go to bed?
268
00:20:03,349 --> 00:20:06,409
How do you like that?
They're going up to bed!
269
00:20:13,726 --> 00:20:15,717
What are you doin'?
270
00:20:15,794 --> 00:20:19,161
We'll let 'em get to sleep.
271
00:20:19,231 --> 00:20:22,325
Then we'll give 'em
the real scare treatment.
272
00:20:24,036 --> 00:20:26,869
Barney, don't do that!
Oh, cut it out!
273
00:20:26,939 --> 00:20:28,873
It's just us!
274
00:20:28,941 --> 00:20:30,841
Here. Get into this.
275
00:20:33,979 --> 00:20:36,880
[Snoring]
276
00:20:46,892 --> 00:20:48,985
[Thud]
277
00:20:52,398 --> 00:20:55,595
Herman? Herman?
278
00:20:55,668 --> 00:21:00,696
Yes, Captain Kangaroo,
I will brush my teeth
ev-every day.
279
00:21:00,773 --> 00:21:03,105
Herman, wake up!
It's me!
280
00:21:03,175 --> 00:21:05,370
Hmm? What? Hmm? Huh?
281
00:21:05,444 --> 00:21:07,378
What's the matter, dear?
282
00:21:07,446 --> 00:21:10,415
I heard a noise downstairs!
Hmm?
283
00:21:13,118 --> 00:21:15,882
There it is again.
Mm-hmm.
284
00:21:15,955 --> 00:21:17,946
That was a noise, all right.
285
00:21:22,094 --> 00:21:25,291
Herman! Herman,
there's someone downstairs!
286
00:21:25,364 --> 00:21:27,992
Now, you go right down there
and see who it is!
287
00:21:30,936 --> 00:21:34,201
Oh, all right, dear,
if I have to.
288
00:21:46,685 --> 00:21:49,518
What are you doing
with Eddie's hat and cap pistols?
289
00:21:49,588 --> 00:21:53,456
Lily, you never know
what you might run into.
290
00:21:53,525 --> 00:21:55,584
I saw a Western
on television once,
291
00:21:55,661 --> 00:21:58,596
and Nick Adams
was prowling around.
292
00:21:58,664 --> 00:22:00,996
[Door Opens]
293
00:22:02,901 --> 00:22:04,994
Barney, somebody's comin'!
294
00:22:05,070 --> 00:22:07,300
Good! Wait till
they get a load of us!
295
00:22:09,975 --> 00:22:14,002
Hmm. Must be some other guests.
296
00:22:14,079 --> 00:22:19,745
Well, howdy, partners.
Well, I'll be hanged.
[Laughing]
297
00:22:19,818 --> 00:22:24,255
It's Big Billy!
Back from the dead!
298
00:22:24,323 --> 00:22:26,814
[Shouting]
299
00:22:37,936 --> 00:22:41,497
Sir? Sir?
Herman, what is it?
300
00:22:41,573 --> 00:22:44,406
Hmm.
They were two guests,
301
00:22:44,476 --> 00:22:46,967
but I guess they decided
not to stay.
302
00:22:47,980 --> 00:22:51,643
Shame, too, 'cause they looked
like a couple of fun fellas.
303
00:23:02,161 --> 00:23:04,129
[Train Whistle Blowing,
Bell Clanging]
304
00:23:04,196 --> 00:23:06,187
Hi, Mom.
305
00:23:11,203 --> 00:23:14,001
Grandpa got the train
working real neat now.
306
00:23:15,340 --> 00:23:18,332
Hey, are we going
to Happy Valley again
for the next weekend?
307
00:23:18,410 --> 00:23:20,344
[Sighs]
I'm afraid not, Eddie.
308
00:23:20,412 --> 00:23:23,279
Your father has just sold
all the property up there.
309
00:23:23,348 --> 00:23:25,612
But, gee, that was the only place
we ever went to...
310
00:23:25,684 --> 00:23:27,811
that seemed like home.
311
00:23:27,886 --> 00:23:29,820
Now, now, Eddie.
312
00:23:29,888 --> 00:23:33,380
You must not question
your old dad's decision.
313
00:23:33,459 --> 00:23:36,724
Uh, that's right, Eddie.
314
00:23:36,795 --> 00:23:39,161
We sold that property
to a very nice firm...
315
00:23:39,231 --> 00:23:41,358
Cunningham Aeronautics.
316
00:23:41,433 --> 00:23:43,697
These kind people
are working on a missile...
317
00:23:43,769 --> 00:23:46,966
which, in time of trouble,
is gonna solve all our problems...
318
00:23:47,039 --> 00:23:49,200
by blowing up the world.
319
00:23:49,274 --> 00:23:51,936
Gee, Pop, if we can't go
to Happy Valley,
320
00:23:52,010 --> 00:23:54,274
where will we spend
our vacations?
321
00:23:54,346 --> 00:23:57,941
Eddie, that's, uh...
that's a very good question.
322
00:23:58,016 --> 00:24:01,144
Eddie, we can always enjoy...
323
00:24:01,220 --> 00:24:03,552
the peace and solitude...
324
00:24:03,622 --> 00:24:06,716
of our own little nest
right here.
325
00:24:06,792 --> 00:24:09,556
And as Frank Sinatra
has said...
326
00:24:09,628 --> 00:24:12,153
on so many occasions,
327
00:24:12,231 --> 00:24:15,667
be it ever so humble,
there's no place like home.
328
00:24:18,303 --> 00:24:20,328
[Roaring]
329
00:24:20,405 --> 00:24:22,339
[Explosion]
330
00:24:24,576 --> 00:24:26,976
Yes, Eddie.
331
00:24:27,045 --> 00:24:29,707
Give me a house
by the side of the road,
332
00:24:29,782 --> 00:24:31,716
and I'll be a friend to man.
333
00:24:39,758 --> 00:24:42,818
I thought Edgar Allan Poe
was a crackup.
334
00:24:42,895 --> 00:24:45,295
Ooh!
[Squawks]
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