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How's the cabbage soup coming, Dad?
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Great, except you're low on spices, but
I think I have some cumin in my
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suitcase.
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When he visits, he brings spices from
faraway lands. What is he, Marco Polo?
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Hello! Hi!
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How was your day at work? Anything
exciting happen at the studio?
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Uh, we had a 402, but I defused the
situation before it escalated into a
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-blown 501.
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Speak English.
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The bottled water guy parked in Clint
Eastwood's spot. I told him to move.
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What is that smell?
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Oh, my dad flew in this afternoon.
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Did he go bad?
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He's making his cabbage soup for dinner.
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Kim, you know why he's making that
cabbage soup? Because he knows I hate
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Then don't eat any. Look, he's only
going to be here for a couple of days.
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we try not to have this visit end in a
fist fight?
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He attacked me.
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Then you bit him.
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And what was with that whole windmill
thing?
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I was defending myself.
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Jimmy! Hey, Dad!
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Hey!
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How you doing, Don?
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How you doing, Brick?
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I hope you're hungry.
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I'm making a lot of cabbage soup.
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Thanks, but I think I'm just going to
have a sandwich.
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Sandwich? Oh, tell me you're allergic to
cabbage, too.
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My God, get this boy a bubble.
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Come on, Christine, it's just a few
hours on Saturday afternoon.
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I mean, I don't want to watch you play
softball. Don't you always watch me play
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sports in high school?
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Yes, because I could sit in the
bleachers with my girlfriends and drink.
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do that with the kids. They get grumpy
when they drink.
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So you're playing softball?
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Yeah, the security guards on the lot got
a team. We're playing the security
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guards from the mall.
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Losers.
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Why can't you just go by yourself?
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Because Dominic's at that age where I
want him to start taking an interest in
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sports. This is a chance to see how good
his old man really is.
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If you want to show him something you're
good at, just spit milk out of your
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eyes like you did at our wedding.
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Ah, crap.
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Here,
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Dad. Here, try these.
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What are those?
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They're sleeve guards.
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I'm always splashing stuff on my sleeves
when I'm cooking, so I made these one
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day. Oh.
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What's that? These are great.
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Thanks. You made these yourself?
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Did I raise a smart daughter or what?
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A couple of smart daughters.
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Remember that dessert you made, that
pudding that I love so much?
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What was that called?
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Instant pudding.
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You made a special topping on it. What
was that?
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Cool whip.
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I love you, honey.
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I love you too, Daddy.
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Flatter me, come on. Oh, Dad, I don't
want to... No, no, try it. Flatter me.
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Come on, let's go.
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Do it, do it.
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Dry as a bone.
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I think you got something, honey.
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Yeah, Cam, you should sell these.
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You know, people buy anything. Jimmy,
remember when we bought that toilet seat
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with all those coins in it?
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Remember when we cracked it open and
paid the pizza guy?
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Thanks, but I'm a little bit too busy
changing diapers and cleaning up spills
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start my own business.
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Hey, look at this. Some poor guy jumped
off a building.
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But his family wishes they spent more
time with him. You know, spending
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at the park together, showing an
interest in the things Dad does.
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Yep, every day with your kids is
precious, folks. You don't get this time
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Oh, the cat's in the cradle and a silver
spoon.
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The little boy blue and the man in the
moon.
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Shut up, I'm going to the softball game.
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Thank you.
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But we'll get together then.
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It's not the same game anymore. The refs
don't call anything.
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It's anarchy out there.
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Traveling.
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Traveling.
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Palming.
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Oh, cool. The game's on.
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Traveling.
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Hey. Hey, what's all that stuff?
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Well, I was at the fabric store, and I
started thinking about how much my
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dad loved my sleeve guards.
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You know, maybe I really could sell
them. Anything you put your mind to?
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You can do.
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Really? Where are you going to sell
them? Out in the front yard like a
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stand or something?
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No, no. There's a craft fair at the
Civic Center this weekend.
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I'm going to stay a few extra days. I'll
help you set up the booth.
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Oh, this is going to be so much fun.
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Oh, I have to go to a few more fabric
stores.
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So I need you to watch Sammy.
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He needs dinner and a bath around 7 .30.
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Bedtime is at 8 sharp. Read three books
and make sure you leave on the
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nightlight. Here you go.
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Nightlight?
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When are you going to be back?
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It's not like I just put a bomb in your
hands. It's your son.
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Well, Kim, I know that. I can take care
of Sammy. Well, good, because I'm really
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going to need your help every night this
week. I've got a lot to do between now
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and Saturday.
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Well, yeah, of course.
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Oh, thank you.
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Just think, if this goes well, a year
from now, you could be a stay -at -home
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dad.
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So you guys really think she's going to
sell a lot of these sleeve guard things,
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huh? Not a chance.
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I smell a stinker.
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Then why would you encourage her? For
the same reason you should, because I
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her. She's my daughter. Any idea she
has, I support it.
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No matter how stupid it is?
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I let her marry you, didn't I?
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Is Sammy still sleeping? Yeah, I hope he
doesn't wake up soon. I gotta do the
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dishes and two more loads of laundry.
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Okay, who left the milk out?
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What do you people think this is, a
restaurant?
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Oh, my God. Give me a glass of scotch
and a cigarette and I'd be my mother.
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Here, sit down. I want to show you some
of the arm prints.
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The what?
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Arm prints.
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Great name, huh?
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I don't get it.
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Arm prints.
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Aprons for the arm.
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Arm prints.
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That doesn't make sense. I mean, aprons
aren't prints for your ape.
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Don't be so literal, honey. It's just a
catchy name.
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I used to come up with them at the ad
agency all the time.
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You sure didn't make a lot of them, huh?
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Well, I didn't want to run out.
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Here, look at some of the patterns they
come in.
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We've got sports themes. Wow.
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Holiday themes.
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Formal wear.
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And cow print.
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Oh, cow prints.
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Those are very hot affairs these days.
Some of those crazy old ladies would buy
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a bag of dog crap if it had cow print on
it.
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So you're... pretty excited about this,
right?
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Oh, yeah. I can't wait.
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Yeah, yeah. Let's just see how you do
today.
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I mean, I hope it's a huge success, but,
you know, if it doesn't work out, at
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least you know you gave it a good try,
right?
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What does that mean?
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What?
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Greg, you think this is a good idea,
right?
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Yeah.
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Your voice went up.
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What are you talking about?
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When you said, yeah, your voice went up.
It sounded fake.
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You're hearing things.
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Greg, do you think my armpits are a
stupid idea?
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No.
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Oh, my God. If you think this is a
stupid idea, just tell me.
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All right. You think it's a stupid idea?
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It's not that big a deal. Everyone has
stupid ideas. Apparently, me being
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with you a few seconds ago was my stupid
idea.
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So I'm just stupid?
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No, you're not stupid. The arm prints
are stupid.
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And when I say stupid, I just don't know
how practical they are.
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Oh, I see. So now you're the expert when
it comes to cooking. And this is from
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the genius who cooks hamburgers in the
toaster. Well, I'll tell you one thing.
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They fit, they're hot, and once I put
out the fire, they were delicious.
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And for your information, I have fed
Sammy by myself every night this week
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you were out saving the world from arm
stains.
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You'll see who's stupid when my arm
prints are the hottest thing at the
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fair. Well, yeah, I'm sure they'll sell
like hotcakes. I know I would spend $10
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on something to protect my sleeves. And
wait a minute, maybe I could just do
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this. Maybe that would work.
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Seems like they just keep lowering the
ground every year, huh, honey?
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Can you stop making fun of me? Here
comes my boss. Hey, Lloyd. Hey, Jimmy.
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Hey, this is my wife, Christine.
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This is Dominic. This is Logan.
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They're here to watch their dad hit a
home run.
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Yeah, nice to meet you.
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Christine, have you ever played
softball?
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I played a little bit in high school. We
need two women to play before we
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forfeit. And one of our women just
called and said she couldn't make it.
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What about your wife? No, she stinks.
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Christine can't play. I mean, who's
going to watch our kid?
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Jimmy, I'm sorry. We've got more than
enough guys. We need a woman.
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Here.
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All right. Okay.
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All right.
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Everybody, team, huddle up. Let's go.
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Christine?
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Yeah?
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Here's my balls. You might as well take
these, too.
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All right, Sam.
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Let me just sit you down for one second,
and I'll be right back.
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I know mama doesn't like you to watch TV
unless it's an emergency, but daddy
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hadn't gone to the bathroom in six hours
and I've had four ice peas.
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Believe me, we have an emergency.
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So glad you're here. Lou and I just
discovered something amazing with our...
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Okay, let's turn it off. Can I turn it
off?
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What?
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Oh, you want to see it one more time?
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But how about maybe we can read some
books now?
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Okay, well, look, you can watch it one
more time, but that's it, okay? Just one
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more time.
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How does everything look?
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Beautiful, sweetheart. Beautiful.
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I just hope we bought enough of them.
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Do you really think people are going to
buy these, Daddy?
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Of course they're going to buy them.
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Look at some of these other nut jobs
they're selling.
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Those darny hangy things. Well, who's
going to buy one of those?
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Well, they're macrame, Dad. They're for
plants.
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What?
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You put a potted plant in that and then
you hang them.
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Oh, you mean like from a ceiling or a
roof?
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Yes, exactly.
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I'll be back in a minute.
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Dominic, remember, that guy's going to
throw the ball to Mommy, and she's going
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to swing the bat and try to hit it as
far as she can.
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Go on,
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Mommy! Hey, Jimmy, there's two outs in
the last inning, and we're down by a
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You want a bat for Eddie? He stinks.
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Sure. You watch my kids for me? Sure.
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All right, Dominic, watch this. Enough
talking. Daddy's going to show you how
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it's done.
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I did hit it kind of far, didn't I?
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Are you going to run around the bases
now?
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Yeah, you want to run them with me?
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Cool. No, Dominic, that's not the way
to... No.
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Sammy,
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please, no more blues clues. We've seen
it seven times.
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We've seen it seven times, sweetie.
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Okay? Don't you want to play with your
blocks?
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It's rewinding. You would think you
would know the drill already.
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Okay, okay. One more time. That's all.
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That's all.
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That's all.
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That's all. That's all.
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There it is. It's on.
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Oh, hi.
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Come on in. We are going to play blue
school because it's really fun.
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We are gonna play blues, blues, cuz it's
really fun.
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Oh, hi!
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We are gonna play blues, blues, cuz it's
really fun.
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Oh, hi!
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We are gonna play blues, blues, cuz it's
really fun.
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Oh, hi! We are gonna play blues, blues,
cuz it's really fun.
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What's going on?
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Look, I don't know how the other guy
understands you, but I have no idea what
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you're saying. Now, how do I get out of
here?
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Oh, I get it.
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That's how I'll figure it out. I have to
find clues.
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Blue's clues.
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I have to find a paw print.
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That's the first clue.
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We put it in the notebook, and then what
do we do?
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Blue's Clues.
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Blue's Clues.
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Come on.
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Jimmy, what are you doing here? Come on.
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You've lost your mind. Let's get out of
here. But I'm about to play Blue's
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Clues. I have to find the notebook.
Where's the notebook?
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I'm playing blues clues.
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You used the tape to keep the little guy
quiet, didn't you?
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Yeah, I was dreaming I was in the show.
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Yeah, those tapes will drive you crazy.
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Tell you what, Craig, why don't you get
out of the house and I'll watch Sammy?
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Oh, thanks.
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I would like to kind of see how Kim's
doing down at the crafts fair.
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Yeah, I'll go with you. You want to go
to a crafts fair? Look, she's here alone
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with three kids. If I don't get out of
here now, I'm getting one of them.
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Sammy?
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I don't understand this.
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We haven't sold any.
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Not one.
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It's like they hate us. No, no, they
don't hate us.
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They just don't understand the unique
product.
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All right? They're stupid.
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That's what it is. Yeah, you're stupid.
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Yeah, you, you, you, you.
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You're idiots.
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All right?
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It's like pearls to swine.
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Come on, Dad. They already warned us
once.
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Let's just go over there. No, she'll be
humiliated. Man, I knew this was going
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to happen. I've got to do something.
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Excuse me, sir. How would you like to
make $10?
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What do I have to do?
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Here's the $20.
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Go over there and buy one of those
things from that lady there.
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She'll give you back $10 change and you
can gladly keep it.
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No problem.
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Wow, that's great, honey. I guess I was
wrong.
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Yes, you were.
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00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:32,300
Honey, where do you want me to put the
arm prints?
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I told you to drop those off at
Goodwill.
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They wouldn't take them.
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Then go find a dumpster.
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Okay, honey. And when I'm throwing them
in the dumpster, I'm going to wear the
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arm prints so I don't get garbage in
my... Just go, Dad!
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All right, we didn't sell... any of
them.
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Go ahead. Do your little happy dance.
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Kim, I'm not happy.
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I didn't want you to fail. That's why I
tried to say something to you this
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morning. I know.
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I was just... I was having such a good
time.
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I felt like I was planning and doing
something. I had a project.
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It was exciting.
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I felt like I did when I was working.
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You miss work? Is that what this is all
about?
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No, it's...
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And working hard and having someone tell
me I did a good job.
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Kim, you take care of our son and you're
great at it. And if you don't realize
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that, then it's my fault.
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I'm the one that should be telling you
you're doing a good job. It's not the
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same thing as a real job. No, it's not.
I agree. It's harder.
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Trust me, I took care of Sammy by myself
every night this week and I sucked at
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it. Come on, you did fine.
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You weren't there. Things were not fine.
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I only gave him a bath twice. Laundry
got so piled up, I started hiding it all
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over the house.
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I lost his toothbrush three days ago,
and Thursday night, I completely forgot
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give him dinner. You forgot to give him
dinner?
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Well, the night got away from me. I
don't know how you do it. I mean, if it
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up to me to raise him, he'd be a skinny,
dirty, toothless, TB -addicted
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hillbilly.
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Ken, listen to me.
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Sammy is smart.
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He's curious. He's aware.
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And this is all because of you.
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And if you don't feel what you do is
special, then it's my fault for not
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you enough. And I'm sorry.
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I love you.
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Thank you.
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That means a lot.
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Are you going to get that?
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I would, but it's just you're so good at
it.
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you, Sammy won't go to sleep without
watching Blue's Clues.
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I had to sit through it 20 times.
345
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Oh, sorry about that.
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Oh my God.
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You're Steve from Blue's Clues. Yeah.
348
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It's okay. You're just dreaming.
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00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:09,629
I am?
350
00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:13,490
Yeah. It happens to a lot of mothers,
but don't worry. You'll wake up soon.
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So you want to make out?
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Yeah, sure.
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