All language subtitles for yes_dear_s01e08_jimmy_gets_a_job

Someone's got a birthday coming up. I
know. I can't believe you're already

to be five.

Seems like just yesterday that I was
lying on that table cursing at Jimmy and

praying for a little relief.

And then nine months later, we had
Dominic.

Are you guys planning on having a B -I
-R -T -H -D -A -Y -P -A -R -T -Y?

We don't like to spell around Dominic.

It confuses him? No, it confuses us.

We find it easier just to get rid of
them.

Hey, Dominic, you want to play hide -and
-go -seek?

Yeah. Okay.

One, two, three, four, five. Okay, we
got about five minutes.

So what are you guys doing for his
birthday?

Oh, he's usually happy with just a
birthday cake and a few candles.

That way he's got his two favorite
things, sugar and fire.

He's not spending his birthday with
other children?

Dominic doesn't really like being around
other children.

What do you mean he lives with two
children, Logan and Sam?

Well, yeah, but that's different. I
mean, you know, they don't talk, they

around, they eat things that Dominic
drops on the floor. He thinks of them

like dogs who bark funny.

Hey. Hey, where have you been?

The grocery store. I saw the list you
put on the refrigerator. Somebody

a little kiss.

I didn't leave a list.

Thank you.

You wrote the list?

You were running low on stuff.

Jimmy, that's so rude. See if I need
anything before you leave Greg a list.

I can't believe he left me a list.

I can't believe you think I'd spell
butter with two Ds.

Hey, did you know that Christine and
Jimmy aren't throwing a birthday party

Dominic? It's probably just a money
thing.

Well, that's not what this should be
about. I mean, Dominic's our nephew.

Let's just tell him we'll throw the
party. Great.

Dominic's going to be so excited.

Yeah, I hope so. I want to do whatever I
can to make sure that child grows up

happy and successful so one day he can
move out of this house and take his

freeloading parents with him.

Greg and I were just talking, and we
decided to throw Dominic a birthday

Our treat.

Oh, my God, that's so nice.

Hey, guys, we really appreciate this.
And you know what?

Someday I'm going to pay back every
cent.

Yeah, right.

No.

Seriously. And to show you I mean
business tomorrow, I'm going to start

for a job.

Start looking for a job?

Jimmy, you've lived here for five
months. You haven't been looking for a

just want any job. You know, if I was
going to sell, I would have stayed back

east. Jimmy, you just can't wait around
for your dream job. You have to do like

I did at the studio. I took an entry
-level position and I worked my way up.

These days, you can find low -level jobs
anywhere.

What about where you work?

Um, no, that's all filled up.

That whole studio is not single? It was
not once single? No, nothing.

It's so crowded there I can barely get
to my office.

Man,

is it full there.

That's too bad because I was looking to
get a fresh start.

Get in somewhere where people don't know
the old me and I can prove that I'm

responsible.

worry about jimmy you know he'll get a
job soon he knows without a job he can't

achieve his lifelong dream collecting
permanent disability when

you say there are no jobs at the studio
i know i could barely keep a straight

face i don't know where i pull that one
from

Greg, he needs a job. Kim, he cannot
work at the studio, okay? Because when I

drive on that lot and that gate closes
behind me, I know for the next eight

hours there will be no Jimmy. They have
actual guards there to keep him out.

You know, the longer he's not working,
the longer he'll be living in our guest

house. Can't you at least get him an
interview? Maybe that'll jumpstart him,

motivate him. Or we can just drive them
all out to the country, open the car

door, and hope they run free.

Greg, are you going to get him the
interview or not?

Of course I'm going to get him the
interview. From the second you asked,

knew I was going to do it. Why do we
even have these conversations? I swear

should just tie my hands up with string
and dance me around.

Mr.

Bradley, I'm Greg Warner. I think my
interest in cold?

Yes, Mr. Warner. Come in, come in.

I didn't know you'd be coming
personally.

We don't get a lot of executives down
here.

I'm Jimmy Hughes, Greg's brother -in
-law.

I need a job.

Oh, the brother -in -law needs a job. I
get it, Mr. Warner.

No, no, no. There's nothing to get.

And there's no winking, okay? There's no
winking.

You should just put as little effort
into this as you would for anyone you

or may not like. Well, let's see what
we've got.

Way to pull some strings. What the hell
are you doing? Well, Jimmy, I think you

should get this job on your own merit,
okay? I want them to think of you as

Jimmy the person and not Jimmy Gregg's
brother -in -law.

Well, Greg, if you're worried about my
dignity, just remember that my last job

was dressing up as a giant sponge
outside a car wash.

A sponge, huh?

Must have been quite a stretch for you.

Well, we do have a few positions open.

Okay, then I'll leave you alone and I'll
let you interview him like any other

possible employee that does not have a
college education and a minor police

record. Police record.

What did you say that for?

It is better to tell this stuff right up
front instead of them finding this out

later.

It was really nothing, really. What
happened was Jimmy beat up a couple

guards at a frat party, and that's how
he got kicked out of college, depriving

him from a college degree. Now, whether
he had the grades or not to get the

degree in the first place is immaterial.

Summing up, uneducated, prone to
violence. Good luck, buddy.

Come on, Ali.

Well, I swear what he means at this
moment.

You mean everything.

Have a good night, Mr. Warner. You too,
Jimmy. I

don't

think there's any damage. I won't have
to write you up.

What the hell are you doing?

My job.

Mr. Bradley thought since I could take
out three security guards, I deserved a

shot at the gate.

That's what we call this here, the gate.

Uh, yeah, uh, hold on.

I'm really having fun planning Dominic's
party.

Now, I thought we'd start with giant
bubbles, then balloon animal fun,

by Katie, the singing lady.

I hope Dominic doesn't freak out being
around all those other kids.

Oh, I'm sure he'll be fine once he gets
used to them.

I bet Dominic can't wait to make new
friends, right, Dominic?

He can't hear you when he's watching TV.

Well, then maybe we should just... Hey!

Hey. Hey, hon.

Where's Jimmy?

Showing his pepper spray to Mrs.
Marshall next door.

Wow, they gave him pepper spray on his
second day? You know, I don't think

has ever had a job with this much
responsibility.

You know, I'm glad he's working and all,
but let's face it, he's not

transporting plutonium.

He basically sits in a booth and raises
a gate. As long as the gate doesn't fall

off, it's a good day.

Sorry, man, just flush your eyes out
with a little water. You should be okay.

There's my working man.

How was your day?

Not too bad.

The gate fell off, but I was able to fix
it.

But you know the best part of my day?

Check this out.

Oh, my God, Jimmy.

What are you doing in a Rolls Royce?
Well, I'm getting my Christmas card

picture. Yeah, I went to the folks back
home to see how well I'm doing out in L

.A.

That's Gary Walton's car. He's the head
of the studio.

Yeah, yeah, that's Gary. He took the
picture.

You talked to Gary Walton? Yeah, he's a
nice guy, yeah. I told him I wouldn't

let him through the gate unless he took
a picture of me in his car.

He went with it.

So basically you held the head of the
studio hostage so you could get in his

and put your feet on his dash. Jimmy, I
can't believe you would do this. Greg,

relax. I'm sure it's no big deal.

It's just a picture. Yeah, a picture of
your last day at work.

I'm probably going to get fired too. I
got you the job.

You don't really think I'm going to get
fired, do you?

No. Probably would have done that
already if he was going to do it. Just

me you're not going to bother anyone
else at the studio. Yeah, I promise.

There's only three things you have to do
as a security guard. Check people's

passes, open the gate, and wave.

Even waving's optional.

Go out back, kids. It's almost time to
decorate the pizza.

Hi, I'm Stan the Reptile Man.

a reptile man. I ordered a singing lady.
Yeah, Katie could make it. She picked

up some headlights from the game of
Duck, Duck, Goose.

The service sent me.

Where do you want me to set up?

Well, what is it that you do exactly?

I introduce the kids to the wonderful
world of reptiles and creepy crawly

things.

Do you sing at all? I could do Itsy
Bitsy Spider and show them the big

Oh, sweet mother.

Why don't you go set up in the backyard?

Do you know who the red -headed kid is?
That's Timmy Doyle from across the

street. Yeah.

Did he come with clothes?

I think so.

Okay, well, we either have to find him a
pair of underpants or get him out of

the moonbelt.

Oh, don't you think we should get
Dominic away from the TV? He's missing

whole party.

Dominic's just not used to being around
so many kids.

We need some time to relax and, you
know, we'll get into the swing of things

soon enough.

No, I really wouldn't worry.

That stupid bunny.

Hey, I got the ice, but don't rip it out
of my arms. Ow, they were stuck to my

arms.

Thanks for going to the store, Greg.

Hey, Greg, you know, I...

I feel really bad about bothering the
head of the studio like that, and I just

thought it'd be fun. Oh, forget about
it. Enjoy your son's birthday. I know

didn't mean it. He's probably forgot
about the whole thing anyway.

Yeah, he told me he wasn't mad at all.

You talked to him again.

Well, I felt so bad about bothering him,
I went up to his office and apologized

to his face.

You bothered him in his office?

I don't know. I didn't bother him at
all. He said he was getting out of the

meeting anyways.

Yeah.

Check this out.

Got Mel Gibson's autograph.

You interrupted a meeting between the
head of the studio and Mel Gibson so you

could apologize for bothering him? Are
you beginning to smell the idiot in this

recipe? No, no, look, don't worry. Gary
was really cool about it, man. He was

really nice. In fact, he was so nice, I
invited him to the party.

What? I didn't say you'd try to come by.

Yeah, I'm sure you'd try to come. That
way you can fire us both in front of our

families.

Listen, man, he sounded sincere.

Yeah, of course he sounds sincere. He's
the most respected and successful studio

head in Hollywood.

In a city of liars, he's the king.

I guess you're right.

Hey, Jimmy. Sorry I'm late.

Uh, Gary, what are you doing here?

You invited me to your son's birthday
party? Oh, I was just doing that to be

nice. I didn't really want you to come.

Gotcha. Come on in.

You got me there.

Jimmy, I haven't figured out yet if
you're stupid or fearless.

Well, my wife's got money on stupid.

Thanks for coming.

You're welcome.

Hey, this is my son, Anthony.

Hey, Anthony.

This is my son, Dominic. Hey, Dominic,
this is Anthony and Mr. Walden. Mr.

Walden's my boss.

Everything you watch on TV, he makes it.

Hey. Hi there. Thank you.

Oh, you're welcome.

I can't believe he made the head of the
studio come to my house.

I'm sure he didn't make him. Oh, he made
him. He has a way.

Starts looking at you with those droopy
feet in the eyes, and next thing you

know, he's sleeping naked at the foot of
your bed.

He had a few too many wine coolers that
night, and it never happened again.

Look at him out there, talking to Gary
like Gary likes him. Maybe he does like

him. That is impossible.

Why? Because he should like me. I'm the
one that plays by the rules.

I see Gary on the lot every day. Do I
talk to him? No.

I completely ignore him. Does he
appreciate it? No, he's acting like I

even exist.

Maybe he doesn't know you exist. Let's
go out there and talk to him. I'm not

going to talk to him. I'm not ready for
this.

I was going to ignore him a couple more
months, and then I was going to start

giving him the chin.

The chin?

Yeah, you know, when you walk by and
give him one of these.

Then you just keep right on walking. I
keep giving him the chin in my own

So let me get this straight.

You're going to wait two months to give
him the chin.

Then what, another month before you
wave?

And then maybe after a couple of years,
you'll be ready to say hello?

I don't think Gary's prepared to commit
this much time to your relationship.

Yeah, well, go ahead and laugh. It's how
I got you.

acquainted, maybe you'd like to... Hey!

Jimmy.

Who's the nervous little guy who keeps
looking at me?

you're doing you're freaking gary out
what i'm just giving him his space

also giving him the creeps now you just
go up and talk to him i can't do that

why not because what if he doesn't like
me

why wouldn't he like you because he's
the boss he's a big shot why wouldn't he

want to talk to me i mean who am i you
know what your problem is you put people

up on a pedestal Okay, you think just
because, you know, someone makes more

money or is more successful or smarter
or more powerful, it makes them a better

person than you.

But that is exactly what makes somebody
better than you.

No, it's not.

It's being a good, decent person or a
professional football player that makes

you better.

Just be yourself and go up and talk to
them.

Well, that's easy for you to say, Jimmy.
You talk to everyone like they're your

Uncle Billy Bob.

I don't know how the hell you do it. I
just find something we have in common,

like with Gary.

Okay, when I saw him on the lot, okay,
he makes television shows, I watch

television shows, bam, we're friends.

I just go up and treat him like a
regular guy.

You're right, you're right.

I'll go up and talk to him, because he
is a regular guy, and I'll just be

myself. Where are you going?

To put on a nicer shirt.

Help you with something?

I'm just admiring your kitchen.

Thank you.

So what are you going to show the kids?

Oh, you know, I have some spiders and
lizards, a couple frogs.

That's about it.

Oh, really? I thought that you guys
usually bring like a big snake or

Snake's sick.

Oh, well, good.

I mean, I... I hope he gets better, but
I'm just a little squeamish around

snakes.

Kim, this party was a great idea. Come
see all the friends that Dominic's made.

I knew it. I knew this would bring him
out of his shell.

Oh, no.

Can't we just turn it?

Mom!

Sheriff, honey, you did great.

Dominic never lets this many kids watch
TV with him.

Thanks for the party, Aunt Kim.

You're welcome, Dominic.

I'm just so glad that you're having a
happy...

Oh,

Mr. Walden, I'm Greg Warner.

Oh, hey, hey.

Nice to meet you. Yeah. Hey, call me
Gary, huh? Okay, Gary.

You know, I work at the studio.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Of course. I thought your name sounded
familiar.

Yeah, I see you there all the time.
Usually in the commissary, eating lunch.

Oh, really?

Yeah. I was noticing yesterday you were
enjoying the captain's platter.

You watch me eat?

No, it's just, you know, we were having
the same thing. It's like a couple

Tuesdays ago, I noticed we were wearing
the same shirt.

You keep track of what I'm wearing?

No, absolutely not. It's just, you know,
I'm stuck in my mind because we were

wearing the same shirt.

Probably bought it at the same store.

I know you live out in Brentwood.

How do you know where I live?

Not for any weird reason. It's just I
work in business affairs and sometimes I

have to send contracts right out to your
house.

It's just I have a tremendous memory for
details.

It's kind of a curse. Got all those
numbers jumbled up there.

Like 702 -13 -9724.

Recognize that?

It's your social security number.

I know that sounds strange, but I'm just
a regular guy.

Hi, Daddy.

Hey, this guy's got quite the armor.
Hey, I bet he does. Hey, buddy, you want

cookie? Yum.

Ah, look at it. He likes it. See, I'm
not weird.

Daddy, my tongue itches.

That cookie doesn't have peanuts in it,
does it?

Don't worry. The kid's going to be fine.
Oh, thank God.

How was I supposed to know he was
allergic to peanuts?

Look, I need to talk to Gary. I need to
apologize. Yeah, Gary doesn't really

want to talk to you. Oh, okay.

I understand.

It's been a long day.

But I'll tell you one thing. I've
learned my lesson.

From now on, when I see him on the lot,
I'm just going to talk to him like he's

a regular guy.

Yeah, he doesn't want you to talk to
him. He, in fact, wants you to just go

to ignoring him.

What? No, I have to talk to him. I have
to explain.

No, no, no. I think he's really serious
about keeping you away. He's even hired

some personal security.

Jimmy, that's ridiculous. Greg, I'm
sorry. I can't let you do that.

He's hired U .S. security?

You're supposed to follow him around?

No, I'm supposed to follow you around.

Well, that is just stupid.

Get away from me, Jimmy. Just doing my
job, sir.

Did that guy say when he was coming back
to pick up a snake?

He said maybe tomorrow.