All language subtitles for roseanne_s09e18_a_second_chance

Smells like a Catholic church in here.
What are you doing?

Meditating.

This might sound really Western to me,
but why?

Oh, you're looking at the book that
Nancy left you.

The Once and Future Goddess.

Yeah. This is about if I want to
transform myself, I have to totally

with my own inner goddess.

Your inner goddess.

Hinduism, the art of living.

Well, see, yeah, that's about how action
sculptures your life.

In other words, you can't just sit there
on your butt if you want your life to

turn into anything.

Oh, well, who would have thought that
common sense would have been so ancient?

Yeah, in the Kabbalah, it says that only
1 % of us is physical, while 99

% of us is spiritual.

Oh, so there's math involved.

No. Oh, Jackie, come here, sit down.
I'll show you how to do it. It's just

okay, you sit down, you kind of relax,
you know, open up your palms and

everything, and you just kind of let all
your worries and everything go.

You know, you kind of try to open
yourself up so that you feel free, you

And then try to take in just a feeling
of calm, of kind of personal power, you

know.

Concentrating on this great feeling of
inner peace.

Um, before I forget, I ran into Dan at
the gas station. He said he was going to

drop by and pick up Jerry.

That bastard!

Was that him calling first?

I thought I was just supposed to sit
here on my butt all my life waiting for

him. Dan, calm down.

I will certainly not calm down. He can
just go f*** himself up.

What doesn't kill us is making us
stronger.

We're gonna last longer than that
greatest wall in China.

Hold that rabbit with a drum.

If there's one thing that I've earned
while waiting for my turn, it's

that it needs to light some rainbows,
but you also get some sun, and we'll

out better than okay.

Hear what I say.

Hear what I say.

Roseanne, right? No.

David's still in Chicago, so she drove
Darlene to see the doctor because she

wasn't feeling well.

Everything okay?

Oh, yeah. No, it's just indigestion or
something like that.

Roseanne knew I was coming to pick up
Jerry, right?

Actually, I think that's the reason why
she volunteered to drive Darlene.

I can understand that.

I'm not too crazy about me these days,
either.

Well, come on in. He's all ready.

Hey, buddy.

Hi.

Hey.

You want a soda or something?

Yeah, thanks.

So how does it feel to be a captain of
industry?

What?

No, I heard about how you guys bailed
out the Wellman plant.

Oh, I know. Can you believe that? The
two women voted most likely to burn the

factory down, end up saving it.

So is that why Roseanne's been seen
around town with Edgar Wellman?

Where'd you hear that?

Lampard's not exactly a sprawling
metropolis, Jackie. There's only two

go at night.

And I was in the one place where they
were all talking about it.

Well, they've been spending some time
together, if that's what you mean. Do

want ice in that? What does it mean,
spending time together? What are you

to do with Jerry this afternoon?

Why are you answering my questions with
questions?

Am I? Yeah, you are. Now, what's going
on?

With what? Come on, Jackie. I need to
know about this.

Is there something going on between
Roseanne and this Wellman guy? Dan,

really... Attractive man. He's very
charming.

He comes from a wealthy family.

Not that they have Connor money.

Why did Jackie talk to me?

Does she have feelings for this guy?

I don't know.

But he sure as hell has feelings for
her.

As soon as I finish pairing my apple.

Roseanne, we're better than this. I love
you. You love me. You know that.

Now, it's been 25 years before we even
had one doubt about this relationship. I

think that's pretty good, don't you?

Yeah. Yeah, well, then we should work on
it, you know, talk about it.

Darlene, me and your dad are in the
middle of something important here.

Do you mind?

Well, I'm in the middle of participating
in the miraculous creation of a complex

human being.

Bedroom?

Kitchen.

Hey, Dad.

Hey, son. How you doing? Good. What are
you doing here? Well, I just came to

talk to your mom.

Could we have a minute?

Yeah, I just got to finish filming the
last ten seconds of the Claymation

It should only take a couple hours.

Please? No.

Hi.

Hi.

No, now I'm reflecting on all the
mistakes you guys made so I can break

cycle.

Too late. You're 20, you're married, and
you're pregnant.

You're me.

George.

Hi. Hi.

Well, this ought to keep us awake.

Yeah, every one of my pores just slammed
shut.

You know what this old porch needs is a
swing.

This would be an okay conversation to
have in, say, July.

About what happened in California.

Yeah, hit me with it, Dan. I'm numb from
the cold.

I was stupid.

I was incredibly, incredibly stupid.

Don't forget, thoughtless, insensitive,
and self -absorbed.

Well, I'm out of this kind of a blanket
stupid.

You know, what can I say? She was there.
She listened to me, and I fell for it.

You could have called me, David. I know.

Every time you did call, all you did was
talk about the weather.

Yeah, I know. It's weird out there. It's
really hot all the time. You get these

El Ninos, and then you get the Santa Ana
winds, and I don't know if they're the

same thing or not, but it makes it hot,
and it's really uncomfortable.

So is this the kind of thing that she
listened to?

Well, yeah.

Rose, I came.

I mean, I was this close to making the
biggest mistake of my life. Yeah, you

were, Dad.

I know.

I'm sorry I hurt you.

That killed me.

I know.

I'm sorry for it.

I'd love to make up for it. I mean, I'll
do whatever you say. You just name it.

Good, because I got a whole top.

100 list I've been working on for a few
weeks.

Yeah, well, uh... Maybe if I, uh... kind
of start like this.

I hope you're not just hugging me to
keep warm.

No.

But now that you mention it, you want to
go back in?

No, it's too crowded in there.

Oh, I got an idea.

What do you say we take a ride up to
Lanford Lake?

I'll bet the view's incredible up there
and...

That new car's got heated seats.

It's got heated seats?

Thank God. I thought I was going through
the change.

Wow.

So...

Oh, this is what's become a Lanford
Leap.

I guess it's not a make -out spot once
they turn it into a subdivision.

I remember right over there.

Man, if that guy's carport could talk.

Yeah. I don't know if I'd want to build
my living room over a bunch of old beer

cans and prophylactics.

Hey, Dan.

Remember how we used to come up here and
talk about the future?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I was going to be an all -pro
defensive lineman for the Chicago Bears.

And I was going to change the world with
my Pulitzer Prize -winning essays.

Gee, I wonder if old Edgar Wellman ever
came up here.

Oh, probably not. This old man probably
built him his own private make -out

spot.

All right, so what have you heard? Oh,
nothing, nothing, just words like

dashing, suave, thin.

Silvermane Adonis squiring my wife about
town.

Well, if I got squired, I think I would
have known it.

You know, we did a business deal, and
that's it. Anything else, just a big

rumor.

You know, we talked about how to
structure the buyout and these pension

and these tax deals, and the word
debenture kept coming up. This kind of

he had to listen to?

See, that's why nothing developed,
because he expected me to listen to him.

available? Squire away.

Wouldn't the lady care to accompany me
to yon boudoir?

Hope that's not the people telling us to
get away from the front of their house.

What?

No, slow down, Jackie.

When?

Yeah, we'll be right there. Dan?

They took Darlene to the hospital.

Let's go.

Sure.

Since when did you start drinking
coffee?

Today, now.

Well, now's as good a time as any, I
guess.

Yeah, now I know what all the fuss is
about.

Hi. What's going on? Is Sterling okay?

Yeah, she's okay. She was in a little
bit of pain when we first got here, but

she's better now. She's in with the
doctor.

So where's the kids?

Where's David? Mom's got the kids at
home.

David is still in Chicago.

Did you call him? I tried to call him on
both those numbers that Darlene left,

and I can't get him. Why doesn't he have
a pop -up pager? Because nothing was

supposed to happen by now. He was going
to get one in a couple weeks. Did the

doctor say anything about the baby? No.

Oh, man.

Don't jump to conclusions, Dan. We just
don't know anything yet.

Hello, I'm Dr. Rudman. Are you Darlene's
parents? Uh -huh. What's going on?

Well, your daughter went into labor, but
we've given her a drug to try to stop

the contractions. Labor?

She's only seven months pregnant.

Well, that's way too early to deliver.

Well, that's why we're trying to keep
the baby in the womb as long as

but so far she seems to be responding
well to the medication.

Well, what about the baby?

Well, we have your daughter hooked up to
a fetal monitor, and all the signs seem

normal. Oh, thank God.

Yeah, um, how long before they know
anything?

Well, we're going to have to keep her
here overnight for observation.

Uh, don't be alarmed. This happens all
the time, okay? She should be home by

tomorrow morning.

Okay, so can we see her?

Yeah, sure, but only for a couple of
minutes, okay? She needs the rest.

This way.

Come on, Deej.

Let's enjoy that coffee.

Hey.

Hey, how you doing?

How does it look like I'm doing?

What happened?

I don't know. I just felt like I had the
flu, like kind of funky and tired.

And then it just kept getting worse.

Then these contractions started.

Did you go into labor?

No, I mean, they think that it's like
false labor. Anyway, they gave me drugs

take care of it. And the doctor said
it's not too uncommon.

Yeah. Well, you don't even look bad at
all to me.

I don't know why they even put you in
here. It's just probably some insurance

scam.

Yeah, you still look like my little
girl.

Minus the attitude.

But that'll come back when the drugs
wear off.

You can save the pep talk for when Jerry
gets to Little League. I mean, I know

what's going on here.

Well, come on, Darlene.

You're pregnant with a Connor. You
didn't expect it to be a typical

did you? Yeah, Connor kids usually wait
until they're two or three to give you

this much trouble. Your child is
obviously gifted.

I just hope the baby's going to be okay.

Well, I know you're scared, Darlene, but
I'm sure everything's going to be just

fine.

Yeah, believe me, we're not going to let
anything happen to you or the baby.

I know.

I just wish I didn't have to be here.

Well, we wish you didn't have to be
here, too. But, you know, pregnancy, you

through some tough times.

Then, in the end, it's worth the trip.

Yeah, right. You said the same thing
about driving to Gator World.

Yeah, but you got a couple of T -shirts
and a hat out of that, right?

I'm glad you guys are here.

Well, you know, I haven't had any
contractions in a while, so maybe I

to get some sleep or something now.

Oh, yeah, we'll be outside.

How is she?

She's looking good. She doesn't have any
more contractions for a while, so she's

going to get some sleep.

Yeah, she's in good shape. I mean, she's
got to stay here overnight and

everything, but she'll be fine.

So she's definitely coming home
tomorrow?

DJ, doctors never tell you anything
definitely.

That's how they keep from getting sued.

Yeah, so you're not going to miss any
school on account of it. Come on, DJ,

let's go.

Call me if you need anything.

Thanks, Jackie.

It's going to be fine, honey. I know it.

Do you want to do a crossword puzzle,
Dan?

Because the nurse up on three has got a
whole bunch of them behind her desk

there.

No, thanks.

So why don't you go up to the candy
machine on four, because that's the only

that they ever restock.

Stay away from the one on two.

They've still got Reggie bars up there.

Nate, you really know this place.

Well, did you forget I was here 24 hours
a day when you had your heart attack?

I remember.

No, I sort of remember.

Boy, having a kid in the hospital sure
puts all your stupid little problems in

perspective. It really does.

Like, you know, I was really upset with
you about the whole nurse thing there

from the beginning.

I want you to know that.

I knew you'd be back, Dan.

I'm not going anywhere.

Good.

What floor did you say had the best
candy?

Four. I think I'll go up there and see
what they got.

Why don't you just go home, Dan? There's
nothing else you can do here now.

It's late. You're tired.

Now, when you say home, do you mean home
or back

to the hotel?

No, I mean home, if that's what you
want. Oh, of course that's what I want

you want me.

Yeah, I do want you, Ben.

I love you, baby.

I love you, too.

Still not going home.

Well, then you better go round up enough
candy for the both of us.

Hey, which one had that Reggie bar?

Two.

Excuse me. Excuse me, Mr. and Mrs.
Conner.

How's Darlene?

Can we take her home now?

Actually, I'm afraid the contractions
have started again. She's asking for

Oh, God.

How are

you doing,

sweetheart?

Not so good.

Where's David?

I don't know. He was on his way home
from Chicago.

Well, he probably just got delayed. I
heard on the radio there was a big

on the 290.

Oh, man.

No, don't worry about it, honey. We're
here for you.

Isn't there something you should be
doing for her?

Darlene, apparently the magnesium
sulfate that we gave you earlier has

working. Now, there is another drug that
we could try, and it's called

Ritidrine. Well, so give it to her. What
are you waiting for? Yeah, go.

Well, this Ritidrine can have some very
serious side effects.

I want you to know, if you take this
drug, we're going to have to put you on

cardiac monitor because it can disrupt
your heart rhythm and cause some chest

pains. You could also have shortness of
breath, fluid in the lungs, and blood

clotting. It could even affect your
blood cell count.

Well, are there any side effects for the
baby?

Unfortunately, yes.

But considering the alternative, I don't
see how we have any real choice here.

We will be monitoring the baby.

Well, then let's do it.

Darling, don't you want to wait and talk
to David? Those are some pretty serious

side effects. I don't care.

Unless one of the side effects is death,
then I'm taking this stuff.

All I want to do is save this baby.

Okay. Then let's get started.

Hey, what if this doesn't work?

Well, let's just hope it does. No, come
on, just cut the crap here. I just need

to know what's going to happen.

Mrs. Conner, this is the drug of last
resort.

If it doesn't work, she's going to have
to deliver the baby.