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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't
crowd her. Give her some air.
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I have good news.
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Your family is fine.
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A highway patrolman found them, and he's
bringing them right over here.
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And you, Roseanne Connor, are a hero.
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You have taken the American woman from
housewife to international terrorist
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fighter. All right.
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So tell us how it happened. We want to
hear all the details.
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Okay, well, it's really weird because
there we were headed to Washington, D
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you know, with this friend of ours, Dr.
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Harundi V. Bakshi.
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And so we're just going to... Oh, Dr.
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Bakshi, really like to thank you for
inviting us to come along with you to
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Washington, D .C.
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Yes.
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Little did I know that you'd actually
accept.
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Well, hope we're not imposing, Doctor.
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Well, I know I am not imposing.
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I always get along with foreigners. The
key is to remember that they're people,
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too, and it's not their fault that they
were born in some barbaric, heathen
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land.
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Right, Dr. Bakshi?
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Whatever.
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Doing that whistle, aren't you, Andy?
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All the way from Boston.
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Going to have to find a very special way
to thank Grandma for getting you that.
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So, have you given any thought to what
you want to see in Washington?
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Oh, yeah. I want to go see all the
important historical places.
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Superb. We'll start with my favorite.
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The Lincoln Memorial, then the Capitol
Building.
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Oh, no, forget that crap. No, I want to
see that elevator where Bob Packwood
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goosed his secretary, you know?
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Hey, then I want to go over there to
Congress and sit in the back and oink.
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What do you think of that, Brundy?
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Excuse me, I've lost my fanny pack.
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You know what I want to see in D .C.?
Chelsea Clinton.
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I can see it now.
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We're having dinner.
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Nice chat about Bosnia.
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And I run my fingers through her tiny
hair.
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Hey, I'm starving. Let's go up to the
dining, Carly. No way. This is first
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class. They're going to bring the food
right to us. They're a little late.
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Everybody out!
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We are taking control of this train.
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You are now our hostages.
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This better be dinner theater.
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We're gonna laugh longer than that
greatest wall in China.
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Blow that rabbit with a drum.
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If there's one thing that I've heard
while waiting for my turn,
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it's that in each light of a rainfall,
what you also get some fun.
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And we'll make out better than okay.
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Hear what I say.
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Yeah.
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Remind me never to use Leon's travel
agent again.
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Not raise your voice.
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I'm not. This is my voice. I said quiet!
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It is a double sin.
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Speaking without being addressed.
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And not whispering when you speak.
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Okay, fine.
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Just tell me what you want from us.
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No! We only speak to men.
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Like him.
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Oh, now I'm really scared.
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Enough! Take them to the holding car.
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Everyone but her.
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Oh, no!
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I can't be not in front of the
terrorists.
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You'll touch one hair on their head.
Silence!
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Tie her up and gag her.
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Her mouth is a sin against nature.
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We're here.
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If we escape, you'll be killed.
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Okay, no escaping.
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You know, if he wasn't holding a machine
gun and there weren't a bunch of other
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terrorists around, if I wasn't sober,
well, I'd kick his ass.
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This is horrible.
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What if they keep us in here for months
and we have to eat each other like those
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poor boys on that property?
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I don't even know why they're doing
this. What is it that they want?
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They want me.
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Those men are terrorists from the
country of Manistan.
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I was going to give a speech at the UN
denouncing their country for their
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horrible record on human rights.
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This is their attempt to silence me.
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Okay, okay, there's just one thing I
don't understand here, okay? What's the
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You talk, mister!
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The UN is the United Nations. I was
going to speak before the General
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and the speech would have been on every
television in every home throughout the
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world.
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You mean like Baywatch?
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nobody can shut you up. And you don't
have to wear a ball in your mouth unless
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you get off on it.
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Tell me where my family is.
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Thank you.
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You're going to pull something.
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Our plan is working.
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perfect.
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Only ourselves and the boxing parts need
a man on the train.
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Soon someone should bring him some food
and drink. Sort of a last meal, huh?
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Soba! Do it!
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There's something wrong, Soba.
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Did you cut your hair?
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from the plan.
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Bashi and his degenerate friends will
all perish in two hours
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when the train is derailed and plunges
off the cliff.
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the nation would learn not to interfere
with our eternal affair.
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Yes. The very idea of being upset at us
just because we yank out the ITs of our
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women. Tie up the tongue and we saw
their mouth shut.
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What's the big deal?
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Ah, you blasted away.
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We even tried to appease the rest of the
world by having a woman president.
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Perhaps we should have let her make her
speech before her mouth was sewn up.
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It would be a joy to break her.
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This reminds me of a joke.
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If you push an English woman and a
Mondstadt woman out of an airplane at
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same time, who will hit the ground
first, huh?
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Who cares?
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Who cares?
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I care, you silly bastard.
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Nothing you can do will make me talk.
Oh, really?
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No!
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Not the beer!
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I need it! I have no gin!
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All right! All right!
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But you're never going to make it.
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Your family's nine cars back.
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Each car with eight guards. Each guard
with seven guns. Each gun with six
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bullets. Didn't anybody ever tell you
that girls can't do math?
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the mother of all months.
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All alone, she's surrounded by
terrorists.
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God, oh, God, I don't want to be an only
child.
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Relax, relax, relax.
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I can handle these guys. I took shop.
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Party's over.
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It's time to call it a day.
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Shut up!
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I do not want my last moments on Earth
polluted by your incessant crooning.
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Someone needs to take control of this
situation right now.
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Someone with their wits about them.
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I guess it's going to be me.
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Excuse me for being presumptuous.
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I've only known you for two days, but
you're an imbecile.
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So?
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Well,
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how about hangman?
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Oh, yeah, great, more hangman.
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You're going to make us forget about
dying.
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Sorry, right?
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How about this? Then I'll say a word,
and then we'll each add a word until we
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get it. Okay, ready?
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I love the train.
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It's so much safer than air travel.
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Don't you agree?
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I don't like how famous you
Mondestandians are for your hard jobs.
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Don't forget not to go rolling sticks.
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with the right thought.
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That is why it is so much fun to put
them in their place.
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You people are barbarians. In our
country, we don't need to spill blood to
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silence women. We do it with diet and
fashion and psych.
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Every country should destroy their women
in their own way.
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Because you are inferior.
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You may think women are inferior, but
there's one way
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But little breaks weak like all the rest
of us.
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Damn,
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I broke a nail.
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I'm not playing any more word games.
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You know all those times you screwed up,
Mark?
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Well, this isn't...
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to raise a child, but just one tough
cookie like you to whip a bunch of
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terrorists. Well, terrorists don't
really bother me, Hillary. After all, I
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two teenage daughters living in the same
house at the same time.
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See you at Barbara's. Yeah.
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Well
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done,
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Grasshopper. Oh, Master.
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I've studied.
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your teachings as best as i could
especially those available on video but
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did resort to violence and i think you
need to realize that the only enemy is
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within you if you can dissolve into
emptiness you'll realize they cannot
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resist that which doesn't exist this is
the true nature of sunyata
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He said.
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I could have, Roseanne. I could never
make it without her.
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You know what I mean? I'm so happy.
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Oh, this is just a little token here.
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Answer it.
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707.
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1717.
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Say it again. Zoom in.
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$71 ,754. $71 ,754 .13.
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What did you buy for that much?
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Tyson happy money. A mere pittance. A
mere pittance. You know?
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He bought towels. I have nothing.
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