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And that'd be... So what? May I point
out she's not exactly dealing with an
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amateur? May I point out she's dealing
with a fellow who's always one step
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of her? A fellow with two feet on the
ground?
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Hey, two feet on the ground! What?
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Your shoes!
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Marriage must not be a hasty decision.
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Young couples should realize that these
army friendships, close as they are, may
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not be enough for a successful marriage.
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Some couples have an understanding.
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But you, Catherine and Joseph, I know,
are deeply in love.
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For you, the loneliness of barracks life
is over.
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At day's end, your hopes and dreams and
problems will now be shared.
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And now, before I join you in wedlock, I
hope that the example of your love and
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happiness will soon be shared by others.
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John and I have an understanding. The
ring.
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Oh, the ring. I'm sorry.
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Do you, Joseph, take Catherine... Do
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you, Joseph, take Catherine to be your
wife?
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I do.
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Do you, Catherine?
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You see, Joan is the first girl that
I've met that... I like her, you see.
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Oh, how can I explain it to you?
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Sarge, do you love her?
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I don't know.
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Sarge, stop stalling. Do you love her?
What are you, the district attorney? Do
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you love her? Do you love her?
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I don't know. All I know is we've got an
agreement.
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No G .I. marriages.
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We have orders.
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Aha, the bridegroom is here.
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Cut it out, will you, fellas? I've been
getting that all morning. Happy
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honeymoon. On your way.
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Oh, Miller.
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Come here a minute.
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Joe.
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I always had you pegged for a confirmed
bachelor.
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What happened? Why did you get trapped?
I mean, how did this happiness come
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along to you?
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Well, I don't know.
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Sort of sneaked up on us, I guess. What
do you mean?
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Well, you see, Catherine and I had an
understanding.
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You had an understanding, huh? Yeah.
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You know.
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Two people cooped up in the same post.
We figured it couldn't work.
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Yeah, well, what changed your mind?
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Well, one weekend, Kate's folks came in
from Cleveland to meet me. Oh, folks.
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The chaplain had me in for a talk, and,
well, before I knew it, I was saying I
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do.
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Oh, I've got to be going. All right, so
long. Give my love to Catherine. Lots of
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happiness to the both of you.
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That's how they put the zinger in. Don't
you get it?
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The folks came for the weekend, huh? And
then the chaplain carried the ball from
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then on. Oh, sure.
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Nice teamwork, wasn't it?
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Sarge, why don't you stop knocking
yourself out? Just give her up if you're
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afraid. No, I'm not afraid.
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It's just this romantic relapse she's
gone through. I got a cure over these
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marriage ideas.
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Look, Joan works at administration,
right? She deals in facts and figures
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day long.
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That's how I'll knock this out of a
system. With facts.
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Thank you. Hello, Rose.
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Hi, Ernie.
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Hi. Hi, Johnny.
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Hi, Ernie. What brings you here? Oh,
just passing by. I thought I'd drop off
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day report.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, by the way, Joan, would you mind
sending to Washington for some
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Statistics? Yes, I would like a
breakdown on the financial difficulties
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hardships suffered in GI marriages. Oh,
I happen to have it right here. You
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know, the economic... Just happen to
have it right here. The combined monthly
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salaries of two enlisted personnel plus
added marriage benefits...
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compares favorably with a financially
secure couple in the middle income
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Just happened to have that here.
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Now, let's take the upper middle income
level. If a master sergeant marries a
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master sergeant... Hold on just a
minute.
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If a master sergeant marries a master
sergeant, just out of the thin air, you
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happen to have these statistics, these
pamphlets, huh? Now, wait a minute. You
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were the one who asked about it. You
were the one who was interested.
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Me? Well, it's the farthest thing from
my mind.
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It's just one of the men in my platoon
is thinking of doing something about it.
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He asked me to look into it. Oh, really?
Which one?
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Which one?
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Which one?
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Doberman? Doberman. Private Doberman.
Yes, Doberman.
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Doberman is thinking of getting married?
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Well, you know, hot -blooded and
impetuous he is.
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Yes, but I told him, I said, Goldman,
look into the facts, the statistics.
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I said, look into what happens to these
lovey -dovey GI couples when emergencies
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like an illness happens.
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They get free hospitalization, the best
army medical care.
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Yeah, well, how about the important
things in life, like...
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Automobiles, TV sets, and... Loans are
available to GI couples at 3 % less
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than... Sure. Load the poor suckers down
with expenses. So when a major
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emergency arises... There's free
maternity service.
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Never mind.
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Never mind, please. Never mind.
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Well, I thought Doberman ought to know
about the maternity service. Well, there
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are certain things we've been keeping
from Doberman.
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Joan, would you also mind sending for
the statistics about the amount of GI
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divorces, please?
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There are 37 % less divorces in the
military.
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Why don't you stop winning the fight?
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Ernie? Yeah?
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Ernie, I'd like to speak to you. What,
you want to speak to me? Alone.
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Alone? I'll go.
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Be strong.
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Ernie? Yeah, Joan?
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Ernie, I think it's time that you and I
have a serious... Is that chow? Chow, I
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think they call it chow.
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You and I have been going together now
for over a year, right? Yeah, well,
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what's a year?
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I mean, I got an uncle of mine that's
been going with a girl for... What was
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going with her for?
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Is that funny?
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Joan? Joan, what are you... Joan, don't.
The girls will be back in lunch. It's a
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bad... Put yourself together, Joan. I'm
sorry. It's just... For over a year...
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Yeah, now, it's such a wonderful town.
We've had an agreement. Yes, we've had
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it. No marriages on the post. We've had
that understanding. We've discussed it
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often. Many times. Maybe we ought to put
it in writing.
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In writing? It doesn't matter if it's in
writing. Just every time there's a
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wedding on the post, you go into a state
of shock.
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Me? Shock?
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Me? Now, we had an agreement. Yes, we
had that agreement. No G .I. marriages.
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pooped up on a post. We got an
agreement, honey. Well, now, why didn't
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break up a beautiful friendship?
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That's right. Why get married?
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Oh, I had you wrong all the time. I
should have known. Honey, you're the
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I'll pick you up at six tonight for that
platoon party, and from then on, it's
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cha -cha -cha all the way. Right.
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Cha -cha -cha.
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Oh, Benny.
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What is this, baby girl? Cha -cha -cha.
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I almost forgot.
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Tell me, baby. Tell me.
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My folks are coming in this weekend.
They want to meet you.
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You what?
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You folks want to... What do they want
to... What do they want to meet me for?
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Because I've written to them so much
about you. You folks want to... Oh,
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I can't. I'm very... Doberman. I've got
to sit up with Doberman. He's in a bad
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way. Pilko.
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Chaplain. I'd like to have a little talk
with you. Talk with... What? What was
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that? Oh, there is... There's a jeep
missing.
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I'll take care of it. I'm sorry about
it. The jeep. Hey, fellas.
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Did you hear about the jeep?
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Everybody, attention. The jeep is
missing.
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What's the matter with him? I just
wanted to ask him why Doberman hasn't
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choir practice.
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Oh, I think Doberman has a few other
things on his mind, Chaplin.
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Hey, Sykes! Hey, Sykes, how long are you
going to help me out with a little
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problem? Oh, I have exactly what you
need right here. Now, here are the
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maternity records.
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Maternity? And here is a little booklet
entitled, So You're Going to Have a
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Baby. A baby?
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Doberman, I've got to talk to you.
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She's not here. I'll come back. You'll
be right back.
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It's either fish or cut bait.
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Well, it's sister.
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Oh, look.
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She's got my picture on her desk.
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Sarge, you've got to go through with it.
Fish or cut bait. I know, I know.
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It's just that I hate to go through with
these hysterics, you know, these
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recriminations that's groveling at my
feet.
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But I've got to get it over with, once
and for all. I'll just go over to her
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I'll say, uh, Johnny?
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No. I'll call her Sergeant Hogan.
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That'll show her I'm starting to cool
off a little, right?
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Uh, Sergeant Hogan?
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When two people have been going together
for a length of time, and one of these
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two people is taking it a little too
serious, what to the other is just a
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association, the time has come to call
this to an end.
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What am I talking about?
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Well, I'll give it to you straight,
baby.
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We're through, Rocco. That's when I give
it a smelling salt.
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Right. Now, you see what you've got to
go through, women.
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Sarge, he's here.
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Sergeant Hogan. Oh, Sergeant Patterson,
the wax on this post aren't any prettier
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than the wax on any other post. That's
not true.
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Sergeant Hogan. The day reports are
right there. I'll bet after you've been
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a while, you won't even give us a second
look. Sergeant Hogan. I wouldn't bet on
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that, ma 'am. Sergeant Hogan.
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Oh, this is Sergeant Patterson.
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Temporary transfer to replace Grover
while he's on furlough. How do you do?
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Howdy. Now, you just take these to
supply, and they'll give you your gear.
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Sergeant Hogan.
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I understand it's a platoon party, and
you haven't got a date tonight. I sure
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consider myself lucky if you do me that.
You'll be lucky if you get out of here
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with the same nose you came in with. I
mean, don't I mean me? The price wolf
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that comes along with a stair line.
Well, now, see here, sir. Are you still
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here, pal?
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I didn't notice your brand on her. You
didn't notice my brand, huh? Is this
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picture on a deck? Is this your
identification bracelet, pal?
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Oh, Sergeant Patterson, I'm so sorry.
It's my air, man. I guess I just moseyed
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in the wrong corral.
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There went that away.
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Gummed and giggly boo.
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Oh, Ernie Zucco, I'm ashamed of you. Oh,
this is a good one. She's ashamed of
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me. What are you ashamed of me for? Was
I falling for his lie? Did I give him a
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baby blue stare? Was I giggling like an
idiot? Was I?
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Carmel's about face. Carmel's about
face.
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Was I?
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What?
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Ernie, don't have to worry about
anything like that.
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No? No.
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I'll be ready at six.
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What,
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what, what, what, what?
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Fish are cut bait.
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I should have known the smelling sauce
was for him.
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Let's have fun with Ernie Bilko today,
huh?
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Hello, administration.
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Sergeant Bilko talking.
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What? Who is this, Mr. Sawicki?
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Or did you try him at the mess hall?
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Well, just curious.
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What? Curious. I'd like to get to me
when I order to me. Hey, hey, hey.
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Your wife's on the phone.
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My heart has wings.
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Well... You forgot to bring the clothes
back from the laundry. Some guys
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are lucky.
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Their wives run off with other men.
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Did you get that?
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You see what happens to marriages cooped
up on a post together, huh?
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These are the things that don't show in
the statistic.
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These are the things that you only don't
know about.
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See?
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Why not? What is it?
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What's going to stop her from knowing
about this tomorrow morning?
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By tomorrow morning? Yeah, by tomorrow
morning.
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Because tonight, she'll be having dinner
with me at the Sawickies. Dinner at
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Sawickies? That's brutal.
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Sarge, you mean when she sees that...
Sarge, how do you do it?
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Clean living, clear thinking.
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What's the difference how I look? Do I
see anybody? Do they take me anywhere?
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Shut up. Do they find Mary to a staff
sergeant every week? Shut up.
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Shut up.
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Shut up. Shut up.
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Shut up.
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What intelligent conversation.
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Why didn't you marry Noel Cowan? Why
didn't I marry anybody else? Shut up. I
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going to be your little princess. Shut
up. Shut up, shut up. Go wash your face,
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pick up your things, get ready for
dinner. Shut up. Shut up, shut up.
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Put me in jail for bringing another one
into this world.
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Hey, Pop, come outside and show the
kids.
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They don't believe you've got the
biggest feet on the post. Right.
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A fine little gentleman you brought up
for me. I brought up. His whole life he
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sees such a shining example like you.
Shut up.
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I give up. Oh, where are you going?
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I have to play poker with the rest of
those slobs. Come in.
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Hold it. Oh, what a beautiful domestic
picture.
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Lovely. Sergeant Bilko, figured I'd
think that poker you'd show up. Hey,
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how...
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Welcome to Shangri -La.
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Oh, Agnes, I just dropped by to see why
you don't come to my Saturday night
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dances anymore. Why don't you come
around, show off your new dresses?
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New dresses?
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Listen, when dresses with buckles come
back, I'll be there. This cheapskate
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hasn't bought me a dress in over three
years. Shut up, shut up, shut up. All
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right, keep quiet.
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What do you want, Eddie?
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Oh, Stanley.
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closest friend.
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Watch it, Pop. He's after something.
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Good boy, right on the nose.
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I'll tell you, Stanley, I'm in some kind
of a spot.
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What's up?
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You see, I'm taking Jonah to the platoon
party tonight.
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Well, you know what that means. It means
dinner in town and all the trimmings.
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Well, frankly, Stanley, I'm broke.
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I told you, it's a touch.
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Good boy, right on the same spot. He
keeps hitting you very carefully.
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What's on your mind?
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Well, I'll tell you, Stan. I was just
wondering. It isn't too much of an
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imposition. I'd like to take Joanie for
dinner here tonight.
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Here?
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Dinner? What does he want?
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He wants to bring Joan for dinner here
tonight.
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Here? Yeah.
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Oh, thanks a lot, Stan. I knew you'd see
it, by the way. And please, I
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appreciate it. You don't want to ruin
any fuss. No bother. Leave everything
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the way it is. Just stay as charming as
you stay the same way. I'll see you at
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six, Agnes. Welcome.
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Yes, son.
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Oh,
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this kid's very... He hits the same
spot. Very good little boy.
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Let it suck easy.
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He wants to bring his girl here?
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Yeah.
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First person who ever wanted to eat
dinner here.
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Including me.
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Right.
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Make fun.
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Oh, now, wait a minute. Ever occur to
you, for the first time since we've been
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married, somebody considers this a home?
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Well, Agnes... Stanley.
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What's happened to us?
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Look at you. Look at me.
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Fighting all the time.
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Listen.
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Bilbo considers this a happy home.
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He wants to show his girl a happy home,
a loving family, like we had when we
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were married.
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Let's show him.
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Even if we have to pretend.
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When we were married.
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He's going to see a happy home, all
right? Nobody's going to be pretending.
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Princess.
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to see plenty of me from now on. We'll
have candles on the table and I'll get
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out the drapes. What's going on around
here?
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Company for dinner. Do you know what
that means?
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No, that was before your time.
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Yeah, you know, it's the first time I've
worn this since we were married.
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Our wedding!
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I figured I'd get it out. You never can
tell when there's going to be another
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wedding around.
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Oh, Stanley, you're embarrassing me.
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This is such a happy home.
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Yeah, but there seems to be something
missing. Missing? Yeah, wasn't there a
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little animal, a little boy?
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Oh,
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Junior! Well, it is a little late for
him to be out. I'd love to see you.
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why don't you untie... Why don't you let
him come in and say hello?
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Yeah, it spoils his marksmanship.
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William. Oh, here comes mother's tears.
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Who are the nice people, Dadsy?
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This kid's been drugged. The kid is
under seven.
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That's what it is.
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Now say goodnight to Joanie and Ernie.
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Goodnight. Goodnight.
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Now jump to bed, you little pixie. Oh,
isn't he sweet?
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Yeah.
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Well, shall we sit down to dinner? May I
help you, sir? Oh, no. We have a maid.
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A maid?
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Well, she's really one of the waitresses
at the Paradise Bar and Grill.
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The Paradise?
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Isn't that that awful place they call
the Snake Pit?
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I wouldn't know. I've never been there.
I don't... Oh, I could die by the fights
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they have there. The brawl. Oh, I
instruct my men, don't go near the
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told them this many times.
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time at places like the Snake Pit when
your real happiness is right there. I
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think we'd better leave. Oh, I know. Run
away from it. No, you see, we've got an
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agreement. I'm sorry. It's just that I
know how much my happiness is with my
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home and my family. And when I look at
you... I'm sorry.
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Princess. Princess.
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What is that all about?
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Oh, isn't that the silliest thing?
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Now...
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She ran off. She was crying.
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Crying. Ernest, she loves you. Go catch
her.
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What? Yes, go catch her. Fast!
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Tony Romer was Mrs. Zwicky. Harry Clark
appeared as Sergeant Zwicky. Darryl
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Richards was seen as Junior.
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Channel that's funny on purpose.
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