All language subtitles for Yes Dear s06e15 Should I Bring A Jacket

Well, looks like Sammy's class needs a
new room, Mother.

What happened to Valerie?

They caught her making out with a
custodian.

There's a merging of mustaches.

Sorry to hold everybody up. I was
writing some checks.

You were trimming your ear hair.

If I take care of my body, it will take
care of me.

All right, we're coming.

Jimmy needs to get to the movies early.

One time we were too late to stop for
snow caps. He rummaged through my purse

and ate all my birth control.

Logan owes his very existence to the guy
who stole our parking spot that night.

Can I bring a jacket?

You might as well. The theater's
probably going to be cold.

Yeah, but sometimes it's not cold. And
then I've carried this thing all the way

across the parking lot, through the
mall, just to drape it over an empty

Well, I think it's worth that risk.

And if I don't forget it in the theater,
I have to carry it all the way through

the mall, back across the parking lot.
So don't bring it.

I don't know.

What is taking so long? I can't decide
whether to bring a jacket.

Bring it.

Okay, you're right.

I really like that little girl's hair
from the movie last night.

Which one? The cute one with the curly
hair or the demonic one who stabbed her

parents?

The demonic one.

I think I should cut Emily's hair like
that.

I like Emily's hair the way it is.

Oh, that little girl's hair was so cute.

Yeah, it looked good on her, but I don't
think it's going to look good on Emily.

And besides, once you cut it, it's going
to take a long time to grow back. Yeah,

but it's so much easier to take care of
when it's short.

I mean, after a three -hour exorcism,
they didn't even have to comb it.

Morning. Morning.

Hey, Christine, do you remember that
little girl from the movie last night?

Oh, you mean the one that skimped on the
butter flavoring?

No, in the movie.

The girl with the bob.

I was thinking about cutting Emily's
hair like that. What do you think?

No. Why?

Because that girl had, like, a long,
skinny face, and Emily's got a nice

round face.

It's not the right look for her. That's
a good point.

Thanks, Christine. Sure.

Yeah, thanks from all of us. How do you
get her to listen to you like that?

Well, she asked for my opinion. Yeah,
she asked for mine first. I told her the

exact same thing you did, and she
completely ignored it.

Yeah, well, that's the way marriage is,
Greg.

You think it's any different at my
house? Jimmy hasn't listened to me in

If he did, we wouldn't have invested in
500 rare beanie babies.

I mean, it's crazy. We're married. I'm
her husband. She asks me what I think,

and I tell her. She completely ignores
it. With you, it's a totally different

story. You could get her to do anything
that you wanted to.

Not anything.

Still wears that hideous skort every
once in a while.

Last night, she asked me if she should
be the new room mother at Sammy's

What does it matter?

She's not going to listen anyway, but
you could talk her out of it.

Well, what's wrong with her being room
mother?

Oh, she's just going to be at school all
the time, which means I'm going to have

quite much to do around here. She's
going to be dealing with complaining

and whining kids and bossy teachers.

I could write this down on a note card
for when you talk to her.

Me?

No, no, no. I'm not going to manipulate
my own sister just because you want me

to. It would be evil.

Well, you manipulated her about the
haircut.

I gave her my honest opinion, and my
honest opinion is that if Kim wants to

to be room mother, then she should try
it.

Christine, tell me if you think this is
a great idea.

I'm thinking we should cement over the
backyard.

What? That way, I won't ever have to
rake, mow, seed, or weed ever again.

What do you think?

I mean, I like our backyard the way it
is. I don't want to look out there and

see nothing but gray.

Well, then we'll paint it green.

It's already green.

Trust me, it's going to be awesome.
You're going to love it when it's done.

Can you believe that? Yeah, that's the
way marriage is.

You know, he might listen to someone
he's not married to.

All right, Peyton, where do I sign?

Hey. Wow.

Looks like you're making some real
progress back here. Yeah, cement trucks

arrive at any minute.

By Monday morning, I will be erasing mow
the lawn off my to -do list and

replacing it with relax on cement.

Sounds great.

Yeah, yeah. And I'm finally going to
have enough room back here to work on

cars. You know how many junkers I can
fit back here?

No one's going to have a better view of
your junkyard than me.

I've got to admit, though, I'm kind of
surprised. I always thought you'd be the

type that once you bought a house, you'd
want to, you know, have those

Thanksgiving football games with the
boys back here, you know?

I guess you're really not about that.

Well, I guess we'll just go to the park.

No more summer afternoons running
through the sprinklers for them, huh?

Guess not.

Well, there's a lot of things you can do
with the boys on cement.

Uh -huh.

You know, like hopscotch.

Oh, oh, jacks and jacks.

Wasn't for girls.

Well, I guess you could always roller
skate back here.

But, Greg, be honest with me. You think
this is a bad idea?

Have you decided about the whole room
mother thing?

Well, I've been thinking about it, and
the truth is, it's going to be

Christine.

I mean, I'll really get to be there with
Sammy as he learns, instead of just

hearing about it at the dinner table at
night.

And every night, I'll write down my
impressions in a journal, maybe glue in

of Sammy's artwork along the way.

And then years from now, I'll give it
all to him as a gift when he's lucky

enough to have a child of his own.

Kim, that sounds beautiful.

You don't have time to be room mother.

Yes, you did.

You did it, too.

We did it.

I should have thought of this years ago.
I would have never had to take those

stupid salsa lessons.

And I wouldn't have a duvet cover with a
Stanley Cup on it.

What should we tackle next?

Oh, I know what I want. I want my
doorbell fixed. It has not worked since

day we moved in. The Chinese food
delivery guy got so upset, he started

a gong.

Fine. Done. You know what I want? You
know all those frilly, cutesy pillows

keeps all over the bed?

Make them go away.

I can do that. I mean, it takes me five
minutes to clear the decks before I even

lay down, and then I get up in the
middle of the night, I'm tripping over

pillows every step of the way. What's
with all the pillows?

Easy, Seinfeld. I said I'd take care of
it.

Hey, what's in there?

I decided to get rid of all the pillows
on the bed.

Really?

Yeah. Christine and I were looking
through this magazine, and she pointed

that all those pillows made the room
feel cluttered and claustrophobic.

Oh, I'm going to miss them.

Too bad, because they're out of here.

That is a little sound I like to call
Mommy is smarter than Daddy.

Huh? Huh?

Huh? And Greg was going on and on this
morning about how I was no good with low

-voltage electronics.

You showed him, honey.

Yeah. Hey, kids, check out what I found
in Greg and Kim's trash.

or the doorbell? Just for the doorbell,
for the whole idea.

Oh, I know.

I'd given up on me and my wife having
any kind of equal partnership at home,

thanks to your scheming and
manipulation, you have completely

in marriage.

That is so beautiful.

So is there anything else I can do for
you?

No, not really.

You?

Nah.

Number one, talk Jimmy into getting a
pedicure.

Gross.

I know. Sometimes when we spoon, it's
more like a fork.

Okay, fine. I'll do it. If you can talk
Kim into quitting her book club.

Oh, I don't know, Greg. Kim loves that
book club.

Yeah, but every Thursday night, that
used to be my poker night.

You know, you might not want to hear
this, but everything you're asking for

seems a little selfish. Well, of course
it's selfish. What do you think we're

doing here, planning a fundraiser?

I just want to get my doorbell fixed and
not get stabbed by my husband's feet.

I'm just trying to stay alive.

What?

My wife keeps after her toes. I want to
play cards.

How about I get Kim to let Soda back in
the house?

I can get Sammy to do that.

Can't get Sammy to tell her that having
sex three times a week is the key to a

solid marriage.

Three times a week, I'd have to cut
back.

Oh, please. You're forgetting how close
together our houses are. Oh, God. Can

you hear us?

Yeah. You begging and her snoring.

Toenails for poker. That's my final
offer.

No, I'm not going to do it. It's wrong.

Well, it's a little too late for
morality now. This is a dirty business,

don't kid yourself, sister. You're in
just as deep as I am.

I am trying to make things better for my
whole family, and you're just trying to

make things better for yourself.

Well, at least I'm not a self -righteous
hypocrite. No, you're a jerk.

And you're full of crap.

I am so done with this.

Good luck sleeping with Edward
Scissorfeet.

Oh, my God, Tim, this meal is delicious.

How come your mom thought you had it
cooking, not Christine?

She did.

Took Christine out for her easy -bake
oven.

Then she was just easy.

Quite often baked.

That's pretty funny, huh, you guys?

Mm -hmm.

Christine, I kind of expected you to
insult me back.

Whatever.

Does anyone want coffee? Or should we
just wait for dessert?

I'd love a cup now.

I think we should wait for dessert.
Yeah, let's wait for dessert.

What are you doing?

Sorry, my foot itches.

Jimmy, we're eating, okay? Can you do
that somewhere else? Hey, we're done

eating. Dinner's pretty much over. It's
okay. Relax.

Take your shoe and sock off and have at
it.

I was thinking about your whole room
mother situation.

Well, that's ancient history, Christine.

Kim's already turned that down.

Oh, you did?

You're the one who talked me out of it.
No, I know, but I've been thinking, and

I might have come up with another
option.

You'd still get the same experience of
watching Sammy grow, but you'd only have

to give up one day a week.

You could teach Sunday school.

Huh? Yeah.

And then Greg could watch Emily on
Sundays.

Oh. Well, Greg was kind of counting on
playing golf on Sundays. Yeah, yeah.

Well, but you wouldn't put... golf ahead
of the spiritual development of your

children, would you, Greg?

Of course not.

Oh, if there's a God in heaven, you'll
put your shoe back on.

How dare you?

How dare I what?

You know, we had a deal. We had an
understanding and it all went south. You

behind my back and try to screw me just
because you have a guilty conscience.

I don't have a guilty conscience. I just
wanted to screw you.

Oh, yeah, well, I can have the cement
truck back here in no time. I can have

Jimmy cement the front yard, too.

I'll tell Kim about the pillows.

Bing -bong!

Bing -bong!

I'll tell Kim about that time at work
you got a call from your old girlfriend.

Oh, time out.

a second, honey, and see, that's how you
get them to bloom.

Oh.

You guys have been acting weird all
night. I want to know what is going on.

What is going on out here?

They say they're out here in the middle
of the night watering.

Oh. Okay.

Good night.

We shouldn't have done it, okay? We
shouldn't have gone behind your backs.

I can't believe you two would manipulate
me and Jimmy like this.

I honestly don't know what to say.

Me neither.

Usually I'm the one apologizing.

This time I didn't do anything wrong.

I did not do anything wrong.

I just got really frustrated, okay?

You won't ever listen to me, Kim.

Listen to you about what?

Listen to me about everything.

You wouldn't listen to me about Emily's
haircut.

You wouldn't listen to me about cable
versus satellite.

And you wouldn't listen to me when I
wanted to buy Jordan cowboy boots.

Who's Jordan?

That's what I wanted to name Sammy, but
who's listening?

I thought you liked the name Sammy.

That was me. Aha!

See? You ask my opinion on everything
and then completely ignore it and do

whatever Christine says to do. That is
not true.

That is kind of true, Kim.

Okay, maybe it's a little bit true. Say
you're doing it right now!

Hey, hey, hey, hang on, everybody. Let's
just, come on, let's just take a deep

breath.

Remember what's important.

That I didn't do anything wrong.

But you did. I mean, you both theme roll
over us all the time.

It's like you guys don't even hear us
when we disagree with you.

I'm supposed to apologize now?

Well, that'd be nice.

What do you think, Christine?

Oh, my God.

I am doing it.

Greg, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, too.

I really am.

Christine, I'm sorry I do the same thing
to you. Really, I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry, too.

And, uh, I'm sorry to you, Kim. I mean,
I was having a problem in my own

marriage, and I was willing to screw you
to solve it, and I was wrong.

Well, I accept your apology.

Well, I guess there's only one thing
left to say.

What's that, Greg?

I am so glad this is all over.

What? Well, I just think that there's
one more apology owed someone.

Oh, God, Jimmy, fine.

Fine. I apologize.

Apology not accepted!

How dare she not accept my apology?

Take it easy.

I haven't seen you this upset since I
replaced Steve with Joe on Blue's Clues.

Maybe I should put my apology in the
refrigerator. I've never seen him have a

problem taking anything from there.

What the hell is going on now?

What the hell are you doing? I'm
boarding up the gate. In the middle of

night? Yeah, that's right. I'm not going
to be able to sleep until I know that

our properties are no longer connected.

Well, apparently no one can with all the
noise you just woke him up.

Sorry, Kim.

She doesn't accept your apology.

Jimmy. Oh.

What the hell are you doing back here?
I'm closing up this gate for good. And

God, I've been waiting my whole life to
say this. Get off my land.

That would carry a little more weight if
that wasn't my nail gun.

Why didn't you accept my apology?

No, you didn't mean it.

You accepted Christine.

She thinks she meant it. No, I know she
didn't mean it.

But you accepted it.

Because one day I'm going to... to have
to apologize to her when I don't mean

it, and I'm going to need her to accept
that.

That's what happens in a marriage
sometimes.

That's why Kim accepted your apology.

No, she believed me.

No, she didn't. She's just playing the
game.

Yeah, well, maybe it works like that
when you're married, but Kim accepted

Christine's apology. You should have
accepted mine. They're sisters.

Yeah, and what are we, Jimmy?

You know what? That's a good question.

After all these years, you can scheme
behind my back, lie right to my face,

you know what we are?

We're nothing.

We're just two guys and married sisters.

That's not true. Yeah, really.

Well, Jimmy, we see each other every
day.

So what?

We're raising our kids together. We
practically live in each other's house.

week I tucked Sammy into bed and didn't
realize it was actually Logan until he

prayed for the Lakers to cover the
spread.

That's got nothing to do with you and
me.

That's just logistics, you know?

It's more than that.

I mean, you just look at my life the
past six years and how it's all changed.

mean, it's changed.

Everything's changed.

And you've got to admit, I've loosened
up a little bit. You know, I've learned

to go with the flow and not take life so
serious. And for the first time ever,

I'm happy. I mean, I truly, truly have
learned to enjoy myself.

And where do you think I learned that,
Jimmy?

You're not just my brother -in -law.

You're my brother.

Guess I should take these planks down,
huh?

Yeah.

Sorry you had to waste all that wood.

Yeah.

What is that, cake?

Yeah.

Where the hell's my picnic tape?

Where was I going to find wood planks at
three in the morning?

They're fine. They didn't even wake up.
What was that noise?

I don't know. We should go check on
everything.

That's a pretty big one.

Good thing we paid to have the house
retrofitted. Imagine if we hadn't.

Is the guest house okay?