All language subtitles for Yes Dear s05e10 A Little Breathing Ro

Hey, guys.

Jimmy.

What are you doing here?

You know you moved next door, right?

That wasn't a dream, was it? Tell me
that wasn't a dream.

My satellite doesn't have the NASCAR
package.

I never ordered the NASCAR package.

Yeah, I did when I lived here.

You know, Greg, you're a great
accountant at work, but at home you miss

It's good they're on a caution. I can
finally go to the bathroom.

Hey, you know, it's funny. They got the
yellow out in about a minute. We get it,

Jimmy. Very clever.

I swear, ever since he's moved next
door, he's over here more than when he

in the guest house. If I could operate a
backhoe, I'd build a moat.

If he's going to finish off our milk, he
could have at least done it before we

went to the store.

Annoying. Excuse me?

I'm just saying, when they lived here, I
didn't mind seeing them every day. But

they've got their own house now. How
about giving us a little breathing room?

And it's not just Jimmy. It's Christine,
too.

Now, every time I turn around, she is
over here. I swear, there are conjoined

twins that spend less time with their
sisters.

Look at you making jokes about Jimmy and
Christine.

This is great. Finally something we can
do together.

Shh.

Hey, Dominic. What are you doing over
here?

My mom told me to bring over the rest of
our dirty clothes.

Here you go, Mom.

Your washing machine's broken.

Which is fine, because we've got one
which you're always welcome to use.

it, Kim, all right? I heard everything
you said about us being over here too

much. Well, I'm sorry you had to hear
that. But you know where you can't hear

talking about you being at our house too
much? At your house.

Hey,

you guys didn't pick up any more
Cheetos, did you?

All natural cheese puffs? Put down the
bag, Jimmy. You're not eating those.

You got that right? What is this, some
kind of a joke or something?

Christine, what are you doing?

God forbid I use your washing machine
anymore.

Apparently, we've spent too much time
here and Kim wants a little breathing

room. Look, I'm sorry I said that. You
know what? It's fine. I'm leaving. Oh,

and you know what? By the way, we won't
be joining you for your little dinner

party tonight. I'd hate to take up any
more of your precious breathing room.

But the woman from my yoga class and her
husband are coming over tonight. I

wanted you to meet them. Well, you know
what? That's okay.

All right, we'll make friends on our
own. You're right.

We've depended on you guys for far too
much already.

Christine, would you just let me
clarify? Clarify what?

You don't want me around anymore. I
don't think you could have made that any

more clear.

Jimmy, would you talk to her?

No, Kim, she's right. It's very obvious
that you don't want me around here

either. I don't think you could have
made that any more clear.

So nice of you to have us over.

I don't know if Kim told you, but we're
new to town. We just moved here for

Scott's job.

So what line of work are you in, Scott?
I'm a computer network engineer. I

operate the company's internal database
infrastructure.

Wow, that's very impressive, I guess.

I'm not very good with computers. I
don't really know too much about them.

the first six months, I thought our CD
tray was a drink holder.

Scott, you a big basketball fan?

Absolutely.

I mean, I love basketball.

That's great. You know, sometimes I get
to use my boss's Laker tickets. We

should catch a game sometime.

Oh, man.

Lakers. That would be sweet. You know?

There you go.

A little fist bump waiting.

Yeah. Give it up for the Lakers. Lakers.
Late show.

So, Pam, how's your job going?

It's all right, I guess.

I get along with most of the people I
work with, but my boss kind of rubs me

wrong way.

Oh. You should talk to human resources.
I don't think he's supposed to be

rubbing you at all.

You!

friends over tonight, and I'm out to
dinner alone.

Hey, you're not alone. You're with us.

It's not like you're out to dinner on a
Saturday night by yourself.

Oh, that would be depressing.

We're not friends, Jimmy. You know, we
need to start meeting new people.

Christine, that's stupid, okay? I have
plenty of friends, okay? We don't need

meet anybody new.

What friends do we have?

My friends from work.

Yeah, but those are your friends, you
know?

We need to meet someone together.

There's got to be other people out there
who need friends.

Right? I mean, someone we can both go to
dinner with. I mean, besides, all your

friends are single.

Right? You need to find someone that has
a wife or at least a girlfriend.

I mean, how did this happen, Jimmy? We
used to have all kinds of friends that

were couples back in high school.

Nothing like taking the family out to
dinner, huh? Oh, tell me about it.

They make a great bacon cheddar burger
here.

What? The bacon cheddar burger.

It's a winner.

Christine, what are you doing?

I'm making conversation.

My name is Christine.

I'm Susan.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too.
This is my husband, Jimmy. Oh.

Hi.

So.

My husband, Patrick.

Hey.

Oh, thanks again.

I am so glad we met. I thought everyone
in L .A. was going to be shallow and

phony. Well, trust me, we're completely
phony. We're just really good at it.

I want to hang out with those people
again, ever.

What am I going to do? She's in my yoga
class.

Switch yoga classes. Ignore her. Don't
return her phone calls. I don't care

you do. Just ditch them.

I don't want to be rude. I'll figure out
some way to do it nicely.

Can you believe that guy with all the
fist bumping? My knuckles haven't been

this sore since my golden glove days.

Oh, please. You used to box when you
were younger? No, my mom used to make me

wear these girly yellow mittens during
the winter.

The other kids would hold me down while
they stomped on my hands.

No, you guys live around here?

Well, sort of. We're over by the kids,
Doug.

I'm sorry, it's a little hard to talk
when the kids are over here. Oh, no, I

understand.

You know what? We should get together
sometime without the kids.

Excuse me?

Yeah, you know, have dinner?

Maybe a game night?

Sure, that sounds nice.

Great, great. Well, why don't you write
down your phone number and then we'll

figure it out.

Hey, I was coloring that.

You'll get it back in a second.

Play with the salt.

There you go.

Hey, thanks.

This isn't a fake number, is it? No.

Did you see her face when I said that?

I think she gave me a fake number.

If she's smart, she did.

Christine, what are you doing?

I'm checking to see if it's a fake
number. Yeah, and what are you going to

it's not a fake number? Well, when the
machine picks it up, I'll hang up.

Hello?

Hi, it's me.

Did you pass the ketchup?

You have ketchup.

Oh, look at that.

It was in my blind spot.

Have you decided what you'd like?

Yes, we'd like a different table,
please.

It could be a 20 to 30 minute wait.

Right. We don't mind waiting.

Actually, ma 'am, if you don't mind, I'd
like another table, too, please.

Hey there, stranger.

Hey! Hi.

What are you doing here?

After yoga class, Kim and I were talking
about hanging out, but she said she had

too much housework to do, and I figured
if she had some help, she'd be done

quicker and we could hang out. Well,
aren't you sweet?

You two have fun.

Hey, sports fan, grab a dust rag. Make
yourself useful.

We've got some trivial pursuit to play.
Men against the women. Oh, great.

Thank you.

What happened to the plan? You were
supposed to take care of this. I tried.

told her I was busy, but she wouldn't
take no for an answer.

The more excuses... I mean, the more she
insisted on helping me. Well, I'm not

hanging out with those two tonight.

Hit me once, shame on you. Hit me 25
times, those people are freaking crazy.

I don't know how we're going to get rid
of them. They won't take a hint.

Well, they won't have to.

Enough hinting. I'm going to go in there
and be firm.

Well, we're all going to Catalina next
weekend on their boat.

What?

I thought you said you were going to be
firm. I was. I told them we couldn't see

them anymore because our schedules were
too hectic, but they somehow turned that

around until we all needed a relaxing
weekend in Catalina.

Hey, hey, hey. Time to lean, time to
clean. That dishwasher's not going to

itself.

They're so clingy. I don't know how
we're going to get rid of them.

You know, I don't think they have any
other friends.

What if they did have other friends?

What if we knew a couple that, say,
lived next door that needed some new

friends? We could pass them off on Jimmy
and Christine.

Like scraping our shoe on a rock.

Looks like Kim and Greg are having their
new friends over again.

Oh, yeah?

You think there might be some witchcraft
going on over there, too, Mrs. Kravitz?

Oh, God.

Kim's coming over here.

Turn that off. I don't want to know
we're sitting around watching TV.

Here, pretend you're reading this book.

Don't just stare at it. So maybe you're
not really reading. Move your lips.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Talk to some new friends of ours.

Oh,

are you kidding?

We would love to go to dinner Friday
night.

Hey, Jimmy.

Hey, Kim. Just catching up on some
reading.

Great, great.

Well, Friday night it is.

What? No way.

Oh.

You are too funny.

Yeah, yeah, Jimmy's right here. Hold on.

Patrick wants to talk to you.

Hey, buddy.

I'm going to take this in the other
room.

Oh, really?

Well, tell your wife that she has
beautiful eyes, too.

You were Patrick and Susan.

Oh, the people we met at Danny's.

I hit it off like crazy.

So? What's up?

Actually, I wanted to apologize about
the stuff I said the other day about you

guys being around too much.

Really? Yeah.

We really missed you guys. Even Greg.

He was just saying, we have got to get
Jimmy and Christine over here.

Oh, that's really sweet.

Well, maybe tomorrow night. It has to be
tonight. Let's not lose another day.

But I thought you guys had company.

Oh, it's just Pam and Scott, who, by the
way, you guys are going to love.

Well, isn't your wife a sweetie?

You know what? You tell her that I think
that she, too, carries herself with a

certain grace and beauty.

Now, listen, buddy, I was wondering
if...

Listen,

Patrick, that's my other line. I'm going
to need to get this.

Hello? We bought that phone in Tijuana.

Apparently in Mexico, with the call
waiting, it actually rings.

Okay, they're on their way over. I just
hope we can pull this off. We just have

to get through tonight.

Once they cling to Jimmy and Christine,
they're their problem. I think they're

going to like him. We just need to keep
Scott and Orange linked away from anyone

he might try to fist bump.

And we can't have Pam laugh. We need to
make sure nobody says anything funny.

Right. Maybe you should do most of the
talking.

Fine. I'll control the conversation.

But if you see me getting into trouble,
jump in about that summer that you and

your girlfriends went to Paris. That
one's a real snoozer.

But you like that story.

Pam, you spoke French, drank wine, and
forgot to tip a waiter. It's not exactly

Raiders of the Lost Ark.

So how did you and Jimmy meet?

Oh, well, actually, that's a pretty
funny story.

How do you tell it's funny? I'll tell
it, I'll tell it.

They met in high school and became high
school sweethearts, and, well, here we

are.

High school sweethearts, wow.

Yeah, yeah, it was a pretty wild time.
And some rough times.

That was around the time our parents got
divorced.

Does either of you come from a broken
home?

No.

So anyways, I got a funny story.

The other day, I'm working the guard
gate and Will Ferrell drives up.

And he's on the lift, but he doesn't
have any ID. That is funny.

But you know what's not funny? The other
day, I saw a kitten get run over by a

car.

Oh no, that's terrible.

Yeah, the kitten belonged to a little
girl. She saw the whole thing.

Well, he makes you stop and think.

Okay, so anyway, the funny part of my
story is that... I mean, we don't have

time for funny stories, okay? A little
girl lost her kitten.

Forever.

Um, so, uh, Pam, uh, where did you and
Scott meet?

Oh, we both work for the same company in
Seattle. Oh, Seattle.

Seattle. Oh, man, I have... always been
a huge Seahawks fan. All right, go

Seahawks! You know,

Jimmy and I were watching Sleepless in
Seattle last night. We were laughing so

hard. I heard Seattle has a really high
suicide rate.

Do you guys know anyone that's ever, you
know, committed suicide?

I guess it's just a matter of time.

And at night, my girlfriends and I would
sit at this little cafe along the

Champs -Élysées where they had the best
aged camembert.

We would spend the whole night eating
cheese, drinking wine, and conversing

the Parisians in their native tongue.

Well, we should probably get going.
Yeah.

do this again next weekend.

Oh, wait, I forgot. We're going with Pam
and Scott on their boat to Catalina.

You know what? There's plenty of room.
You guys should come along.

Oh, really? Yeah, really. Oh, that
sounds like fun.

Oh, great. We'll see you this Saturday.
Yeah. It was great meeting you guys.

You've got to love this boat.

Oh, yeah, it's great.

And sometimes out on the water, you see
some interesting wildlife.

Oh, well, you might see some on the
boat, too, depending on what kind of

you serve me and Jimmy.

What do you mean?

That hurts.

Really? Oh, my gosh.

I had no idea.

Well, thank you so much for telling me.

I'm so embarrassed. I promise I won't
ever do that again.

Good. Didn't want to have to throw you
off the boat.

Oh, and the boat?

Saddle that dish. So, college football.

What is that?

A little fist bump.

You're kidding, right?

No, what? I mean, people do it. I saw it
on TV.

When was the last time you watched TV?

1993?

Put that away.

I told you it was stupid.

Oh, you guys, we have to apologize.

It's just that it's been so long since
we had to make new friends, we're

nervous. And I think we've been trying
too hard.

Believe me, I know how you feel.

I made a woman at Denny's change tables
and cell phone plans all in the same

night.

Wow.

Honesty.

Who knew?

You guys want to hear something really
funny?

We couldn't stand the fist -bumping and
laugh -slapping thing either.

Well, you must have thought we were
lunatics. Oh, we did.

and we can all hang out.

Yeah, I mean, you know, as long as we're
being honest, you guys are a little

depressing.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. That was
just an act to get you to hang out with

those guys.

Oh, but none of that matters now.

Wait a second. That's why you asked us
to come over here?

Was it what, you just lied when you said
you missed us?

Well, you tried to pawn us off on them?

That's weird.

I can't believe you guys.

Yeah, that is so whack.

It was nice seeing you.

Jimmy and Christine will see us out. All
right, maybe we'll see. Bye.

Wait, it's not that big a deal. You guys
are making too much of this.

You're not really going to go out on
their boat without us.

Yeah, I think maybe we could use a
little breeding room.

Did you hear that?

She stole my friend and my line.

That is so whack.

Sir, you fell asleep in your pancakes
again.

Listen, my friends and I noticed you
were sitting alone.

You mind if I take that chair?