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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,799 --> 00:00:06,000 Oh, sorry. I hope you weren't planning on eating breakfast. 2 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:07,880 You just polished off the rest of the cereal. 3 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:11,180 Oh, what a shame. My doctor told me I needed to get more Frankenberry in my 4 00:00:11,180 --> 00:00:12,180 diet. 5 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:15,440 Be the big pig. 6 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:19,140 Look, I might have poured myself a little extra cereal. There's no need for 7 00:00:19,140 --> 00:00:20,140 -calling. 8 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:23,680 Jimmy, Logan's not calling you names. He's reading that book. 9 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:25,500 What? 10 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:28,580 Look at that. The little man can read. 11 00:00:29,820 --> 00:00:31,200 Hey, Christine, check this out. 12 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:32,479 Go ahead, Logan. Do it again. 13 00:00:32,970 --> 00:00:35,590 A blue bird, a red hen. 14 00:00:35,850 --> 00:00:36,850 That's great, Logan. 15 00:00:37,050 --> 00:00:38,330 Yeah, it's even better than yesterday. 16 00:00:39,470 --> 00:00:41,050 I mean, you knew he could do this? 17 00:00:41,410 --> 00:00:42,209 Yes, Jimmy. 18 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:45,210 Sometimes when I'm alone with the kids, I actually turn off the TV and I teach 19 00:00:45,210 --> 00:00:46,210 them things. 20 00:00:46,990 --> 00:00:50,130 Yeah, I teach them things, too. Hey, Logan, show them how I taught you how to 21 00:00:50,130 --> 00:00:51,290 flip your eyelids inside out. 22 00:00:51,710 --> 00:00:52,710 I want to read. 23 00:00:54,930 --> 00:00:55,930 Oh, okay. 24 00:00:56,570 --> 00:00:57,710 Reading's good, too, I guess. 25 00:00:58,690 --> 00:00:59,690 Sammy can read, too. 26 00:00:59,870 --> 00:01:01,790 No, he can't. Yes, he can. I've been working with him. 27 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:03,180 Sam, go ahead, read the page. 28 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:34,300 Rooster's a fifth -grade word anyway. 29 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:39,520 Rooster. Oh, and he's still got it. Hey, good reading, buddy. 30 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:41,780 Can we buy the TV? 31 00:01:42,140 --> 00:01:43,640 Yes, you can. Just don't spill. 32 00:01:47,180 --> 00:01:51,400 What a day, huh? Both Logan and Sam reading, and Sam reading at a fifth 33 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:52,400 level. 34 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,440 Greg, give it up. He's not reading yet. 35 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:57,540 That's no big deal. Everybody learns to read at their own pace. 36 00:01:57,860 --> 00:02:01,140 By the way, Greg, you are doing very well. 37 00:02:04,010 --> 00:02:05,010 He's kind of weird, though. 38 00:02:05,310 --> 00:02:07,810 Most of the kids in his class are reading at least a little bit. 39 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:10,050 I hope nothing's wrong with him. 40 00:02:14,650 --> 00:02:15,710 All right, Sammy. 41 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:18,390 Diaper's off, so, uh, hold your fire. 42 00:02:20,330 --> 00:02:23,370 This is enough to make the diaper genie go back into the bottle. 43 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:37,200 I'm sure it's nothing. 44 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:40,520 No, no, nothing at all. I'm sure Sammy will be reading in no time. 45 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:46,540 Well, he might not be able to read, but when it comes to math, he's a little 46 00:02:46,540 --> 00:02:47,560 genius. Come here, Sam. 47 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:49,880 Watch this. 48 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:56,560 Two plus two is... Five! 49 00:02:59,040 --> 00:02:59,959 Close, four. 50 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:03,020 And considering how many numbers there are, I think missing it by one is pretty 51 00:03:03,020 --> 00:03:04,020 amazing. 52 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,660 Family is family is family. 53 00:03:39,850 --> 00:03:42,070 What's that for? Teaching our kid to read before Greg's kid. 54 00:03:43,610 --> 00:03:46,010 Well, you know, I think his teacher had something to do with that, too. 55 00:03:46,210 --> 00:03:50,170 Oh, okay. Well, remind me at the next parent -teacher conference to tell her 56 00:03:50,170 --> 00:03:52,190 that I owe her a little private time in the coat room. 57 00:03:55,410 --> 00:03:57,170 Well, Jimmy, it's not a competition. 58 00:03:57,510 --> 00:03:59,410 I mean, Sam's our nephew. I want him to read, too. 59 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:02,090 Well, so do I, but in the meantime, this is driving Greg crazy. 60 00:04:02,830 --> 00:04:04,390 It's like, who knew reading had an upside? 61 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:09,050 There's something you don't know. 62 00:04:09,970 --> 00:04:15,270 What if it's not that Logan's extra smart, but that Sam's extra dumb? Hey, 63 00:04:15,270 --> 00:04:16,930 take it any way I can get it. Jimmy, I'm serious. 64 00:04:17,810 --> 00:04:18,810 What are you talking about? 65 00:04:19,730 --> 00:04:25,050 When Sam was seven months old, he rolled off his changing table when I wasn't 66 00:04:25,050 --> 00:04:26,390 looking, and he landed on his head. 67 00:04:26,930 --> 00:04:27,930 Oh, my God. 68 00:04:29,390 --> 00:04:33,390 Seven months old? Yeah. Logan rolled over at six months old. This is another 69 00:04:33,390 --> 00:04:34,390 victory. Oh! 70 00:04:34,550 --> 00:04:35,550 Oh! 71 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:39,760 the part of his brain that makes him read. 72 00:04:40,460 --> 00:04:41,460 Okay, honey. 73 00:04:42,140 --> 00:04:45,960 Honey, you're being crazy, all right? It's not like the brain is divided into 74 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:48,220 sections that each serve different functions. 75 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:53,360 Actually, that's exactly how the brain works. 76 00:04:55,180 --> 00:04:56,180 Really? Yeah. 77 00:04:59,060 --> 00:05:04,120 Well, it would take more than one little bump on the head to, you know... Oh, my 78 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:05,120 God. 79 00:05:09,830 --> 00:05:16,310 One Sunday, I was babysitting Sam and... Here we go. Oh, 80 00:05:17,010 --> 00:05:18,550 jeez. We've got to go. The game's started, Timmy. 81 00:05:21,790 --> 00:05:22,790 Oh. 82 00:05:23,870 --> 00:05:29,290 Oh, jeez. Oh, Sammy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Here. Here. Here. 83 00:05:29,810 --> 00:05:30,810 How's that? 84 00:05:31,510 --> 00:05:32,409 How's that? 85 00:05:32,410 --> 00:05:33,289 How's that? 86 00:05:33,290 --> 00:05:34,610 Okay. Okay. 87 00:05:36,090 --> 00:05:37,090 All right. 88 00:05:41,070 --> 00:05:42,070 All right. That cool? 89 00:05:42,330 --> 00:05:43,430 Huh? Huh? 90 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:51,190 You see, if it was anybody who damaged the reading part of his brain, it was 91 00:05:51,390 --> 00:05:52,089 Are you kidding? 92 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:53,730 Well, I'd let him hit that floor. He'd bounce. 93 00:05:55,550 --> 00:05:57,990 Right, and you may have bonked him, but I dribbled him. 94 00:05:59,190 --> 00:06:00,190 Well, I need a drink. 95 00:06:00,650 --> 00:06:05,090 Yeah, okay, okay. Listen, we should just relax. You know, maybe he can read, but 96 00:06:05,090 --> 00:06:06,890 he freezes up when people are watching him. 97 00:06:07,150 --> 00:06:08,290 You know, it happens. 98 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:12,560 Okay, remember the first night we had our camcorder? 99 00:06:17,620 --> 00:06:19,080 Did I apologize for that? 100 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:27,480 Well, I guess he could be too stressed out, right? I mean, maybe we just need 101 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:31,000 get him in a relaxed environment where he can be free to read without all the 102 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,340 stresses. Yeah, and when we find out he can read, we'll just have nothing to 103 00:06:34,340 --> 00:06:35,340 worry about. 104 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,220 Right, you're right. 105 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,100 Thanks, honey. I feel better. 106 00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:44,740 Besides, Christine, look at me, okay? I took plenty of shots to the head, and 107 00:06:44,740 --> 00:06:45,740 look how I turned out. 108 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:50,720 And now, I need that drink. 109 00:06:55,140 --> 00:06:56,300 Oh, Sam. 110 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:58,360 What's hanging out? 111 00:06:59,140 --> 00:07:04,180 Now, don't think of us like your parents or anything, right? There's no pressure 112 00:07:04,180 --> 00:07:06,780 here. Yeah, we're just like kids who... 113 00:07:07,180 --> 00:07:12,760 I like to goof around and, I don't know, read books. 114 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,840 Good idea. 115 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:16,900 Yeah. What do you say, Sam? 116 00:07:17,140 --> 00:07:18,140 You want to read? 117 00:07:18,460 --> 00:07:19,460 No. 118 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:24,680 Yeah. 119 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:29,520 Yeah, jumping's fun, isn't it? Yeah. I'll tell you what. Why don't we jump 120 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:30,520 the way over? 121 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:43,280 Come on, Sammy. 122 00:07:43,780 --> 00:07:44,780 Look. 123 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:49,680 It's about a cat who thinks he's a duck and he tries to fly. 124 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:51,880 Come on, Sammy. 125 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:53,360 Read. 126 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:56,840 Read. Okay, you've got to get in sync with him, Christine. You've got to jump. 127 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:00,920 Jump and jump and jump. Are you in sync with him, Christine? 128 00:08:01,220 --> 00:08:02,220 I am trying. 129 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:04,840 Great. 130 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:06,880 Are you happy I hit him again? 131 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:09,200 This is crazy. 132 00:08:09,980 --> 00:08:11,440 Yeah, money. Go out and play. 133 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,480 wrong with that kid? He can't sit still. 134 00:08:21,740 --> 00:08:22,740 Oh, God. 135 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:27,560 Jimmy, what if I bruise the reading part of his brain and you bruise the sitting 136 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:28,560 still part? 137 00:08:30,540 --> 00:08:34,360 Or, looking on the bright side, what if you bruise the axe murderer part of his 138 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:36,320 brain and I bruise the bank robber part? 139 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:40,760 Huh? You don't know. We might have just saved the bank teller from getting axe 140 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:41,759 murdered. 141 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:45,780 Jimmy, we have to tell Kim and Greg that... 142 00:08:46,530 --> 00:08:47,530 We broke their son. 143 00:08:48,750 --> 00:08:50,550 Why? We didn't tell them when we broke their blender. 144 00:08:51,610 --> 00:08:54,110 We didn't tell them when we broke their washing machine. We just gonna start 145 00:08:54,110 --> 00:08:55,110 telling them this stuff now? 146 00:08:55,330 --> 00:08:56,910 Yeah, Jimmy, we have to. 147 00:09:00,650 --> 00:09:03,450 All right, I'll take the blender and the washing machine. Jimmy! 148 00:09:05,990 --> 00:09:07,890 Chances are there's nothing wrong with them, okay? 149 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:09,230 There's no need to say anything. 150 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,850 I'm sure Sammy's gonna catch up before we know it. 151 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:15,890 Well, I guess there's no harm in... 152 00:09:16,190 --> 00:09:17,990 Waiting a little while. Of course there is. 153 00:09:18,610 --> 00:09:22,290 And then in the meantime, we'll just downplay the fact that Logan can read 154 00:09:22,290 --> 00:09:23,670 we won't make such a big deal about it. 155 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,250 Okay. I can do that. 156 00:09:26,450 --> 00:09:28,470 All right, now listen, you've got to stop worrying so much. You've got to 157 00:09:28,470 --> 00:09:31,990 remember that we're made with strong skulls designed to protect our brains. 158 00:09:32,350 --> 00:09:35,870 It's not like when Sammy was a baby, his skull was soft and mushy. 159 00:09:49,390 --> 00:09:52,110 Dominic, from now on, when you have to use the restroom at the mall, instead of 160 00:09:52,110 --> 00:09:55,530 going in with me, I think it's time you start using the men's room. But I love 161 00:09:55,530 --> 00:09:56,750 using the ladies' room. 162 00:09:57,770 --> 00:10:00,150 Yeah, which is exactly why you should start using the men's room. 163 00:10:01,050 --> 00:10:02,290 Growing up so fast. 164 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,590 Greg and I still can't believe that Logan is reading. 165 00:10:06,530 --> 00:10:08,110 Oh, yeah, that. 166 00:10:09,070 --> 00:10:10,590 You know, it's a total scam. 167 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,110 He's not really reading. 168 00:10:14,130 --> 00:10:17,610 What? Yes, he is. I saw him. Oh, no, I know. He had me fooled, too. 169 00:10:18,689 --> 00:10:20,830 Turns out he had the whole book memorized. 170 00:10:21,430 --> 00:10:22,730 Yeah, he was faking it. 171 00:10:23,230 --> 00:10:25,370 Yesterday, I gave him a different book to read. 172 00:10:25,890 --> 00:10:26,890 Couldn't read a word. 173 00:10:27,730 --> 00:10:28,730 And then he wet his pants. 174 00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:33,510 Just in a lot of ways, I think he's behind Sam. 175 00:10:34,170 --> 00:10:36,310 Well, I have to admit I'm a little relieved. 176 00:10:37,210 --> 00:10:38,750 We were starting to get worried about Sam. 177 00:10:39,310 --> 00:10:42,430 We even thought about taking him to see a specialist to see if he needed help. 178 00:10:43,070 --> 00:10:44,070 You did? 179 00:10:45,870 --> 00:10:48,010 You were going to get him checked out? Maybe... 180 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:49,259 Get him some help? 181 00:10:49,260 --> 00:10:51,880 But now that I know that Logan's not reading, we don't need to worry. 182 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:55,240 Stop! That sign says stop! 183 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:58,400 Christine, he just read that sign. He is reading. 184 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:02,080 Kim, come on. All kids know what a stop sign is. 185 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,900 That boy's hot dogs. 186 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,460 It's Jimmy's favorite restaurant. He points it out to Logan every time we 187 00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:11,460 by. 188 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:12,900 Live nude girl! 189 00:11:19,310 --> 00:11:20,310 That Jimmy. 190 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:24,590 Who wants lollipops? Me! 191 00:11:25,930 --> 00:11:28,530 Logan, take one of these and pass out the rest. 192 00:11:31,510 --> 00:11:32,510 Sour. 193 00:11:32,570 --> 00:11:34,110 Don't play with it, Logan. Just put it in your mouth. 194 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,910 Jimmy, can I talk to you for a minute? Of course you can. 195 00:11:44,130 --> 00:11:47,960 Yeah, Dr. Phil was just talking about how... A healthy marriage is built on 196 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:50,840 keeping the lines of communication open, honest, and sincere. 197 00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:55,320 Well, I think he hypnotized me. 198 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,780 I can't stand lying to them anymore. 199 00:11:59,060 --> 00:12:02,060 All right, Kim and Greg were going to take Sam to the specialist, but now 200 00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:04,220 they're not because I told them Logan couldn't really read. 201 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:08,560 Oh, man. I mean, what if Sam isn't getting the help he needs? Jimmy, we 202 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:09,560 tell them we hit him on the head. 203 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,720 Okay, fine, but can we just help Kim? 204 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,120 No, no, no, no. She doesn't... 205 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:17,840 horrible cry thing where no sound comes out? 206 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:25,700 I know, but every time you tell Greg you did something wrong, he tortures you by 207 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:28,340 asking you the same question over and over. 208 00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:31,880 I know, and then he emphasizes different words to make it sound worse. 209 00:12:32,180 --> 00:12:33,600 Jimmy, you ate all the Cheetos. 210 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,600 Jimmy, you ate all the Cheetos? 211 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:39,700 Jimmy, you ate all the Cheetos? 212 00:12:42,780 --> 00:12:43,840 Hey. Hey. 213 00:12:44,060 --> 00:12:45,060 Hey. 214 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,800 Um, is Kim around? We kind of need to tell you guys something. 215 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:51,460 Emily's got a cold, so she took her to the pharmacy to get some cough medicine. 216 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:52,259 What's up? 217 00:12:52,260 --> 00:12:53,260 Oh. 218 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:55,840 Okay, well, I guess we can just tell you. 219 00:12:56,160 --> 00:13:03,160 Um... Look, a long time ago, when Sam was a baby, I accidentally let him 220 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,460 roll off the changing table. 221 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,240 You let him roll off the table? 222 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:08,960 Yes, I did. 223 00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:11,340 You let him roll off the table. 224 00:13:14,740 --> 00:13:15,740 Yes, I did. 225 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,100 You let him roll off the table. 226 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:25,000 Jimmy. Okay, and another time I was watching Sam and I banged his head into 227 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000 wall. 228 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,180 There's no reason to ask if I did it because I did it. 229 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,199 I did it. 230 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:34,980 Look, we just thought you should know because we thought maybe a blow to the 231 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,180 head when he was younger might be the reason he's not reading. 232 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:38,860 Oh, my God. 233 00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:44,910 Maybe a blow to the head could do something like that. Oh, my God. 234 00:13:51,050 --> 00:13:54,950 Okay, well, you just wait till you taste my brilliant avocado omelet. 235 00:13:55,170 --> 00:13:57,090 You'll never cry for the breast again. 236 00:13:57,490 --> 00:13:59,090 At least not till prom night. 237 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:04,610 Oh! 238 00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:12,680 You hit your son in the head with a frying pan? 239 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,020 Who are you, Foghorn Leghorn? 240 00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:20,420 I hit him in the head. 241 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,260 I hit him in the head. 242 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,300 I hit him in the head. 243 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,500 You all did it, Greg. Don't torture yourself. 244 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:33,880 Oh, yeah, yeah, but we just bonked him on the head with wood and plaster. I 245 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:37,700 mean, he hit him in the head with, I'll say, I'll say, I'll say, I'll steal it! 246 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,720 Well, you know something? Maybe if you hadn't knocked the sense out of him 247 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,600 first, he would have ducked when he saw the pan coming. 248 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:52,360 Well, maybe you should be more careful about who you let watch your kid. 249 00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:55,320 You're right. Maybe I should have gone with my second choice and left him with 250 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,720 the blind guy playing whack -a -mole. 251 00:14:58,380 --> 00:14:59,940 Would you two just stop it? 252 00:15:00,260 --> 00:15:03,120 Look, I think we can all agree none of us should be left alone with small 253 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,120 children. 254 00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:08,380 Come on, we gotta put our heads together and figure out how to tell Kim so she 255 00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:11,300 doesn't freak out like Greg did. No, no, no, no, no. Can't be done. She cannot 256 00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:11,999 be told. 257 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000 She's his mother. 258 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,120 Here's what we're going to do. 259 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:17,460 We're going to have Sam checked out by a doctor, and that way when we tell Kim, 260 00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:19,160 we'll know exactly what the problem is. 261 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,199 Good idea. 262 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,900 Hopefully we won't have to tell Kim, and then we won't have to sit through that 263 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:24,740 whole annoying crying thing she does. 264 00:15:25,060 --> 00:15:27,000 All that heaving and nothing coming out. 265 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,700 That's good. Christine does it good, too. 266 00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:41,060 We're the nurse's side. 267 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,700 She wasn't much help at all. 268 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:46,180 I've been back here for over an hour. Didn't you tell them that Sam's our 269 00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:47,180 and we want to know what's going on? 270 00:15:47,420 --> 00:15:48,580 Oh, I wasn't asking her about Sam. 271 00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:51,880 I was talking about the vending machines. I got a Twix bar that's stuck 272 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:52,880 against the glass. 273 00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:55,660 Oh, God. 274 00:15:57,980 --> 00:15:58,980 Hey, guys. 275 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,360 Hi, Kim. 276 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:02,600 Hey, Kim. 277 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:03,920 How you doing? 278 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:05,920 What are you guys doing here? 279 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,160 What are you doing here? 280 00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:10,600 Oh, the pharmacist said there was some bug going around, so I came to get Emily 281 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,600 some antibiotics. 282 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:14,700 Greg! 283 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,280 What are you doing here? 284 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,120 Huh? And where's Sam? 285 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,700 Sam? Yes, Sam. 286 00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:25,780 Sam, I don't know where Sam ran off to. Sam will be finished with his CAT scan 287 00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:26,780 in a minute. 288 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:30,700 Okay, there you go. Sammy's getting a CAT scan. What are you up to? What? 289 00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:32,960 Why is Sam getting a CAT scan? 290 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,660 Anybody want to tackle this? 291 00:16:37,450 --> 00:16:43,890 Years ago, and we're not exactly sure how, Sammy might have endured an 292 00:16:43,890 --> 00:16:45,830 injury to the head. 293 00:16:47,010 --> 00:16:48,010 Oh, my God. 294 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:57,630 And it might be affecting his reading development. 295 00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,050 Oh, my God. 296 00:17:00,490 --> 00:17:05,349 We're not exactly sure who's responsible, but we're pretty sure it's 297 00:17:05,390 --> 00:17:06,390 It was me. 298 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:10,839 What? I'm the one who injured his head. I've been living with this secret for 299 00:17:10,839 --> 00:17:11,839 years. 300 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,700 Babies up. 301 00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:18,240 And forward. 302 00:17:19,619 --> 00:17:20,660 And back. 303 00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:24,940 Oops. That was a close one. 304 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,160 You almost had a little bump on the head, Sammy. 305 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:29,660 Okay. You better be more careful. 306 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,400 And babies up. 307 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,080 And forward. 308 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,020 And back. 309 00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:43,080 Don't you listen. 310 00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:44,940 Feet face east. 311 00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:47,580 Feet face east. 312 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:56,040 Oh, my God. I can't believe it. 313 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,240 It's my fault he can't read. 314 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,180 So, Doctor, do you have the results? 315 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:15,899 Mm -hmm. 316 00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:17,500 Sam's CAT scan is perfectly normal. 317 00:18:17,940 --> 00:18:19,300 All the tests show that he's fine. 318 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,640 I imagine he'll be reading in no time. 319 00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:22,940 Thank God. 320 00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:25,500 So no flattening of the brain and, say, a pan shape? 321 00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:27,940 Um, you have nothing to worry about. 322 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:31,520 Thank you, Doctor. Come on, Sam, let's get you home. 323 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,500 Oh, Sammy, don't forget your lollipop. 324 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:37,920 Yay, red! 325 00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:39,620 Red? That's green. 326 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,640 Oh, and he's known his color since he was two. 327 00:18:50,820 --> 00:18:54,700 Okay, Sammy Everything looks good for you. Let me just get this light here, 328 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:55,980 we will take a look at your eyes all right 329 00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:24,190 Wow. Thanks. 330 00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:26,890 And here's your new blender. 24209

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