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Kim, have you seen my bottle of nose
spray?
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I think I threw it out. What?
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I threw it out. It was empty.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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It wasn't empty.
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I could have cut it open and swished
some out with my finger.
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I don't think you're supposed to use
that spray for more than a couple of
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How long have you been using that stuff?
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I don't know. A couple of weeks.
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You know, Greg, you might be addicted to
that stuff.
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Christine, it's not crack, all right?
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They sell it at a supermarket, for God's
sake. It's in the same mile as the
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shampoo. I'm not addicted.
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Now, think.
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Which trash can did you throw it at?
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You know, the more you use that stuff,
the more your body depends on it. If you
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would just stop using it for a few days,
you probably won't need it anymore.
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Well, that nose spray is really just a
gateway to harsher stuff.
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I mean, next thing you know, you could
be turning tricks for a dime bag of
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Vapor Rub.
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Seriously, Greg, you can't just keep
taking that stuff.
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But I'll be all stuffy.
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Trust me, in a few days you'll be
breathing fine.
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And I'll be here to help. Thank you.
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What are you doing, trying to kill me?
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You have to have sex with a man.
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Who are you picking?
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That's stupid. I'm not playing.
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Come on, there's a gun to your head. Who
are you picking?
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I don't know.
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Cal Ripken Jr.
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What is it? Some pretty blue eyes?
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It isn't anything.
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I don't care.
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I'm not attracted to men, so it doesn't
matter who I pick.
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Jimmy, gun to your head. What man are
you having sex with?
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It's easy.
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Johnny Depp.
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You know what? Change mine to Johnny
Depp.
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Have a good one.
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Have a good one.
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And you know what? My arm is getting
tired. Roy, you want to switch? No
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Hey, check out monitor two.
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What?
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Who's that hanging out in front of Heidi
Klum's trailer?
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I don't know.
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Oh, man. That Heidi Klum is hot.
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I bet she has one of those belly button
rings.
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That's freaky.
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What's she doing on the lot anyway?
She's shooting a Victoria's Secret
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Oh, look at this.
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He's trying to break in. I'm calling the
cops. What do you mean? Aren't we
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supposed to be the cops around here?
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No, no, no.
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No, cops undergo months of training and
get a gun.
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We took a multiple choice test and got a
flashlight.
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Mine didn't even work.
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I put the batteries in my boom box.
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Oh my God, he just went in there. Don't
worry, I'm getting the cops.
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No, we don't have time to wait for the
cops. She could be in there. Look, keep
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walkie -talkie on in case I need help.
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This thing's dead.
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Yeah. I needed those batteries for my
garage door open.
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Security.
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Exit the bathroom, please.
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You're going to have to come with me.
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Is there a problem, officer?
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Would you please put those down and
you're going to have to come with me,
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I can't. I'm waiting for Heidi. I'm her
mother.
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Sure you are, sir.
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Excuse me.
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Mommy's home, princess. Mommy's home.
Hold still, buddy.
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Everything's going to be fine. The
police have been called. They're on
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way.
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How hot is that?
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You should have seen it, Kim. It was
amazing.
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The news channels came. There were cop
cars everywhere.
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I got to see Heidi Klum's underwear.
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Of course, it was in an evidence bag,
but it was still hot.
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All the excitement seems to have cleared
up your silences. Yeah, I feel great,
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and I haven't touched a spray all day.
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Hey, guys, here it is.
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Coming up next, find out what famous
supermodel is calling this man a hero.
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Also, while you're next trip to the
salad bar, what do you label? Oh, my
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Jimmy, look, you're on TV.
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Yeah, I always knew Jimmy would make the
news someday. I just thought it would
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be for losing a thumb on the 4th of
July.
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Hey, Christine, get in here. Jimmy's
going to be on the news.
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What?
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Oh, my God, you actually did it? You ate
the 40 -ounce steak at the chuckwagon?
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Am I wearing a T -shirt that says, I
beat the meat?
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No, just a little something that
happened at work.
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I'm here with Mr. George Savitsky, the
head of Radford Studios, supermodel
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Klum, and security guard Jimmy Hughes.
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Earlier today, a stalker was apprehended
attempting to break in to Miss Klum's
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trailer. Pretty exciting day here,
George.
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Yes, Sam, almost as much action and
adventure as there is in our upcoming
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Christmas thriller, Slashing Through the
Snow.
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Heidi, it must have been a pretty
frightening experience.
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Oh, yes, it was.
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But I do have to say, even though that
man was hideous and deranged, he still
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looked firmer and fuller in my new
Victoria's Secret bra.
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Hey, there you are, Greg.
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I'm here with the hero of the day,
security guard Jimmy Hughes.
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Jimmy, tell us what happened. Well, it
was nothing really, Sam.
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I followed the guy into the trailer, and
when he made a move towards Miss Klum,
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I restrained him.
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That's it.
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I thought you quit.
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I did.
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Oh, you think because... No, no, no.
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No, if that was Staling's solution,
that's totally natural.
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Do I have to search you?
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No, Kim.
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Come here.
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What? I told you I... Stop it.
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Stop it. You know I'm ticklish. Stop it.
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Don't. Don't. Don't.
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Okay. So I got a problem.
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Is this the last of it? Yes.
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Yes. So I don't need to check upstairs
or anything?
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No.
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All right.
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Go ahead.
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You're not going to find anything.
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a security guard in the stalker? Sure,
buddy.
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Hey, Logan, go put on one of Mom's bras.
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Hey, so what do you say we play a little
security guard in the stalker, huh?
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Wow. Dude, what if that guy had a knife
or a gun? Oh, my God, you could have
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been killed.
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Christine, I'm fine. Nothing happened.
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You know, besides, you know, I'm a
security guard. I was just doing my job,
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know? What do you want me to do?
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hide in the guard shack with Billy and
Roy and wait for the police.
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You know, I'm not like those other guys.
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I take my job seriously.
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Oh, please.
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Since when do you take any job
seriously?
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I always take my job seriously.
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Oh. Oh, like when you were a Domino's
delivery man and you used to bring
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pies with two slices missing.
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And then try to convince them it was a
special Pac -Man pizza.
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Christine, I was in high school then.
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All right, but you weren't in high
school when you worked in a deli and
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take the cow tongue and put it against
your mouth and chase people around with
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it.
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Christine, this isn't like those other
stupid jobs.
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I am a security guard.
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Why, Jimmy? Because they give you a
uniform?
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I mean, when you worked for that Mexican
restaurant, you stood out front in that
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outfit. Did that make you a taco?
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Why are you making such a big deal out
of this?
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I don't know, Jimmy. I guess I never
realized that your job might involve
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danger.
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Well, what do you want me to do?
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I don't know. I mean, it's a big studio,
and they like you there. I mean, see if
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they'll give you a different job.
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I don't want a different job. But,
Jimmy, what if something happens to you?
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Nothing is going to happen. You don't
know that.
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You know what, Jimmy?
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You do whatever you want. You know how I
feel about this. Just do whatever you
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want.
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What do you expect me to do? You want me
to quit my job just because you want me
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to? Yeah, I'm not some whipped guy who's
scared of his wife.
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Quick, Jimmy, shut that down in your
pants. I'll get it later.
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I heard that.
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Damn it!
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Mr. Stavitsky, do you have a second?
Hey, Jimmy, there's our hero. Come on in
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here. Hey, you like caramel corn?
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Yeah. Here, take this home.
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I'm trying to clean this place out. When
you're the head of the studio, people
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never stop giving you gifts.
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Thanks. Hey, do you like mangoes? Uh,
yeah, I guess.
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Here you go.
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You think you can eat 30 of them?
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I can try. You got a knife? Not now.
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Take them home.
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Listen, Mr. Switzke, I want to... Wait a
second.
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Here's something they gave me when they
canceled Elf.
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What is it?
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It's Elf.
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It's sad, really. This bag of hair was
one of the biggest stars in America.
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So, Jimmy, what can I do for you? Well,
actually, I came to see if there was any
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way I could talk to you about
transferring to a different job. Jimmy,
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kidding me?
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You're the best security guard we have.
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Oh, thank you, sir. And I really enjoy
being a guard. It's just that after what
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happened yesterday, my wife would rather
that I didn't have such a dangerous
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job.
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Hey, at least she cares.
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My wife took one look at my will and
realized that I'm worth more to her dead
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than alive.
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In my house, I don't eat anything unless
I break the seal myself.
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Well, thanks a lot for understanding.
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Don't worry about it. You're a good man.
We'll find something else for you to do
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here at the studio.
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Uh, did you go to college?
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Uh, yes. Yes, sir. I went to, uh,
Frostburg State University.
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Is that where Bullwinkle went to
college?
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No. Uh, he went to What's the Matter,
You?
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Yeah, he's from Frostbite Falls.
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Yeah, so a lot of people make that same
mistake.
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Anyway, I only went there for a
semester.
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Hey, you know, here's something you
might be good for.
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We're looking for a new supervisor of
landscaping.
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Uh, I don't know about that, sir. You
know, I used to cut grass in high
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I want to feel like an adult. You know,
I don't want the job of a teenager.
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You get your own golf cart?
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I'll take it.
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Say hello to Curious George for me.
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So how's the new job? Oh, man, you guys
would not believe how easy it is, okay?
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So, so far today, I have made sure the
automatic sprinklers came on.
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I watched a couple guys dig a hole.
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And now I got to head over to the back
lot where those big trees are on New
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Street. Oh, man, you got to trim all
those trees?
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No, no, no. It's just real shady over
there. It's where I take my nap.
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We'll be right back.
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Yeah,
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yeah, yeah.
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It's been gay.
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Help me.
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Well, there you are.
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Christine, what are you doing here?
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I brought you lunch. Lunch? Sweet.
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No, I just wanted you to know it meant a
lot to me that you switched jobs, so I
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wanted to bring you something special.
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Oh.
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A Pac -Man pizza.
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There was traffic.
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So, um, how's the new job going? It's
not too hard, is it?
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Oh, no, no.
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This is the greatest job I've ever had.
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Well, good. I'm glad. I was worried you
were going to hate me for making you
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switch jobs, so... Are you kidding me?
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I love you for this.
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This is great.
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Yeah, the only real work I have to do is
once a day I got to walk over to the
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administration building handing the time
cards.
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Well, good, honey. I'm glad.
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All right, I got class. I got to go.
Okay. Hey, Christine, could you, um...
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drop off these time cards at the
administration building.
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Yeah.
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What? You're going to be walking right
by it.
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It's hot.
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Christine, wait till you hear what Jimmy
did at work today.
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He appeared in his first movie.
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What? I was sleeping, and then I heard
some people scream, and a guy came by
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running, waving a gun, and so I tackled
him.
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I didn't know he was an actor.
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Hey, you're home. Hey.
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Did you use today?
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I'm not gonna lie to you, I thought
about it. I mean, the pollen count was
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Pretty stuffy after lunch.
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Even saw a guy huffing Tristan in the
bathroom, but I just did my business and
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got out of there.
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One day at a time, honey.
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One day at a time.
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You tackled a guy with a gun?
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Actually, it was a fake gun.
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Jimmy, what about what we talked about?
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I mean, did you even think about that?
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I didn't think about anything. I just
reacted.
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Yeah, but that's not your job anymore.
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No, it's not about the job.
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Christine, I learned something about
myself today.
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It's like if somebody's in trouble, I'm
going to help them, no matter what job I
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have. You know, even if I was a giant
taco outside that Mexican restaurant.
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Oh, yeah, and if there was a gun, Jimmy,
would you take a bullet in the refried
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beans for them?
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You know what? Yes.
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Yes, I would. Look, Christine, some
people are just born a certain way. It's
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like really smart people or really tall
people or people with three nipples. You
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know what I mean?
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That's me, Christine.
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You know, my instinct to protect people,
that's my third nipple.
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It's who I am.
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And if I could change for you, I would,
but I can't.
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I don't want you to change, Jimmy. I
just want you to be careful.
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So you understand why I can't work in
landscaping anymore, right?
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Somebody's got to get up every morning
and go out there and try to keep some
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order.
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You know, there's a lot of evil out
there. But luckily, some of us were born
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protect and to serve.
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It's like if I don't keep the bad guys
from winning, who will?
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We're still talking about being a
security guard, right?
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Yeah, why? What do you think we're
talking about?
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For a minute there, I thought you were
talking about becoming a cop.
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What, are you crazy?
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Do the words physical fitness test mean
anything to you?
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Billy, what the hell are you doing in
here? I was just getting ready to take a
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shower. Why?
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Because you can't take a shower in Heidi
Klum's trailer. That's why, okay?
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You're going to get fired.
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Now look.
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I'm going to go watch the door. You just
put some clothes on and get out of
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here.
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Billy, what's going on?
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I thought we were going to take a
shower.
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Yeah, come on in. The water's warm.
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Oh, that was a little too freaky.
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