All language subtitles for Yes Dear s03e02 Nitpicking

Hey, so how was your first sleepover?

Great. Thanks, Dad got me off. All
right, so that prank I taught you, you

the one where somebody falls asleep and
you put their hand in warm water? Did it

work?

You fell asleep first, didn't you?

Yeah.

Did you get them back?

I left my wet underwear in the oven.

That's my boy.

Wow, are you sure it's head lice?

No, no, no. Thanks for letting me know.
I'll check Dominic right away.

Okay, thanks.

Dominic, stay right there. Right there.

You might have lice in your hair.

Where are lice?

Well, sweetie, they're a little bug.

Zach's mom called. She said everybody
from the sleepover might have them.

Do they sting you?

Can they hurt me? No, no, no, no.

They don't do anything to you, honey.
You're going to be fine.

You know, you probably don't even have
them, right? So there's nothing to be

afraid of.

Um... Um... Let me just...

Oh, you know what, sweetie?

I don't even think... Oh, my God!

What's the name of the shampoo again?

Okay. Oh, Logan, honey, stay away from
your brother. He's got bugs in his hair.

Logan.

Hey, Logan.

Hold on.

Huh?

Okay, so I don't need a prescription for
this?

Okay. Yeah, we'll be right over. Thanks.

I saw you chewing on a piece of bark.

Here, I need you to go to the drugstore
and pick up the shampoo.

I'm going to go over and tell Kim and
Greg. Wait, wait, wait.

Do Greg and Kim really need to know that
our son has lice?

It's so embarrassing.

They already think we're white trash as
it is. Jimmy, come on. We have to tell

them that there might be lice in their
house. Yeah, but Dominic never went into

their house. He came straight from the
sleepover, through the backyard, and

right into the guest house.

We can keep him back here until he's no
longer a threat.

have to know. We can contain this,
Christine.

Jimmy, if we're going to stay in the
house for two days, we're going to have

survive on Pop -Tarts and Oreos.

Christine, you don't have to sell me.
I'm already on board.

Fine, fine. We'll keep it to ourselves.

Good.

Then it's settled.

You know, maybe someone should go over
there. Talk to him, you know, so he

doesn't feel like such a freak.

You're right.

Logan, come talk to your brother.

Hey, can Dominic play with Logan yet?
I've been back there playing board games

with him all morning, Eddie.

He said it's not fun.

Well, if he's not having fun, just let
him win.

Let him win. He's killing me.

Kid's like the Bobby Fisher of
Candyland.

I spent the whole game stuck in Molasses
Swamp, and that damn kid just keeps

getting Queen Frostine.

Okay, well, um... This has got to stay
in for, like, 20 minutes, so I guess

you're stuck here.

It's okay.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Zach's mom felt really bad about all
this, so...

She sent over some cookies. She baked
them herself.

In her oven?

Yeah, I guess so.

No, thanks.

So, how's life?

Good. Yeah?

Anything new?

Not really.

Just the bugs.

longest ladder and I keep falling down
the chutes.

I see how he does with something that
takes a little skill.

With the hungry, hungry hippo.

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, making a list of the things I can't
do anymore now that I'm pregnant.

You mean like go on roller coasters and
stuff?

Yeah, I'm making a list of the roller
coasters I can't go on.

Because I'm seven.

It's a list of the things you're going
to have to start doing around the house

because I can't.

Clean the bathrooms.

Fumes.

Wash the windows.

Not supposed to be on a ladder.

Sterilize the breast pump.

Yeah.

I saw Jimmy bring it into the guest
house.

For what?

Does it matter? Just boil it.

How was your day?

Actually, it was great. Mr. Sabitsky
came to me for advice on the studio

Christmas presents.

Really?

Yeah, he wants me to pick out the
sweatshirts and the baseball caps with

logos on them.

Why is he asking you?

He thinks I have good taste. He says he
likes the way I dress.

Did you tell him that I'm the one who
lays out your clothes for you every

morning?

Anyway, I think this was a very good day
for my career.

Picking out the hats. And the
sweatshirts.

Congratulations.

I would open some champagne, but I'm
afraid Jimmy and Christine would come

cats to the sound of a can opener.

I don't think they'll hear us. I haven't
seen them since early yesterday

morning.

I wonder if they're mad at us.

Why would they be mad at us? Well, the
other day you did sort of nap at them

eating all the little marshmallow charms
out of the cereal.

Jimmy was taking it off my spoon.

Maybe you scared them away. You think?
Maybe I will open some champagne.

Oh, look, here they come.

Oh, my God, I barely even touched the
foil.

I was talking about you guys.

Why?

We were wondering where you've been.

Oh.

You know, we just thought we'd give you
guys a little bit of space, you know? I

mean, we were talking about how we're
always over here, we're always getting

your stuff. All right, champagne.

Anyway, we missed you, so we're back.
You're back or you're hungry?

We're back.

And, you know, I could eat.

Why don't you guys help us set the
table?

Hey, where are those champagne glasses?

In the cabinet back there.

work yeah mr savitsky kind of tapped me
for this special project

that's

great yeah can't really say too much
about it sort of between me and savitsky

purchase the studio wants to make.

Afraid I can't really give you any more
details than that.

That's really great, Greg.

How could this happen?

Dominic never came out.

Did you get him back?

I left my wet underwear in the oven.

That's my boy.

Hey, Sammy.

Oh, look what a great little artist you
are.

I have no idea.

Sammy, why do you keep scratching your
head like that?

Maybe he's perplexed.

That's a word, right?

Oh, my God! I think Sammy has lice!

What?

Oh, my... How

could

this have happened? Well, Kim, I told
you not to take him to the park anymore.

Bums sleep in that tunnel slide.

You guys can beat yourself up all day
about the how and the where, and look,

you're still good parents.

He got it from us.

We've been treating Dominic for the last
two days.

Oh, my God, that's why you were hiding.

Yeah, I should have known it. Here I was
insulting the bums in the park.

I should have known it was the bums in
my own house.

Why didn't you tell us?

We thought we contained it. You saw it?

had the responsibility to tell us the
truth i know but we thought no matter

it's just great now i have to call and
tell every parent in this preschool

now how do you call someone out of the
clear blue and tell them you might have

infected them christine any tips

You wait till they're at work and leave
it on the machine.

Anything else you want to share with us?
Deer ticks? Ringworm? Chickers?

Come on, boys. Let's go.

We shouldn't stay here.

Guys,

wait. Look.

It happened. We'll get through this. You
don't have to leave.

Yes, we do.

Your kid has lice.

Did I catch more bugs from Sammy?

Oh, no, you weren't near him long
enough.

Then why are we doing it again?

Just a precaution.

What's a precaution?

Well, it's when you do something just to
be extra careful.

Like when you take Daddy's car keys away
when you go to a barbecue?

Yeah, like that.

So, do you like all the kids in your
class this year?

They're okay.

Any cute girls?

Mom! Well, that sounds like a yes to me.

Come on.

What's her name?

Oh, you're not going to tell me. Okay.
That's fine.

Okay,

okay. Rachel, Rachel.

Rachel, huh?

Oh, is she cute?

Yeah. And Bianca.

Bianca?

Yeah, Bianca's really cute.

And Katie.

Anyone else?

Megan and Dana and Mrs. Harrison.

Oh, my God.

Oh, just a guess.

How bad is yours?

Horrible. Hurry home. I bought enough
shampoo for you, too. I'm on my way.

Warner!

Hey, Mr. Sabitsky.

Is that a fork in your hair?

Oh, I was looking for that.

Listen, I need your opinion. Have you
got a minute?

Well, I... Which guy? The red or... Red.

Hey, Warner, I just walked all the way
down the hall.

How about I just flip a coin?

Sorry, Mr.

Savitsky. I don't know. Hold him up to
the light and turn around.

Let's see.

Blue, sir. Blue.

Great. Thanks, Warner.

You know, that's what I like about you.

You're a giver.

You're not afraid to give me what you
got.

How do you like this one?

Looks good. Let me see how it feels.

It's a little tight.

Ah, that feels good.

Opportunities come along in business all
the time.

It's good for me to know who I can
depend on. I don't forget these things,

Warner. I don't forget anything.

Thanks again, Warner.

Don't mention it.

All right, you're all done, kiddo.

Tomorrow, same time.

Hey, Dominic. Hi, Daddy.

You wash his hair again?

Yeah.

And you do it again tomorrow?

Well, you can't be too careful.

The bottle says you only have to do it
twice.

Yeah, well, the bottle also says 99 .9 %
effective.

If those were surefire odds, we wouldn't
even have Dominic.

don't want to stop doing it what well
look before all this life stuff when was

the last time i actually sat down with
dominic for 20 minutes just to talk you

know i mean especially now that he's
older he's always running around with

friends and then i've always got stuff
to do and when the day's just gone you

know i like spending time with him you
know just him and me you

wash his hair as long as you want

Yes, Mrs. Novick, I know it's an
inconvenience, but you only have to use

shampoo for a few days.

Yes, yes, just like when you had crabs.

Bye -bye.

How you guys doing?

What you need, Jimmy? Got a strange new
rash you'd like to rub up against it?

No, I just wanted to see how you guys
were.

Yeah, everything's great. Yeah.

You're just great.

You'll be happy to know that your head
lice made it all the way to Savitsky.

Oh, man, you gave it to Savitsky? No,
Jimmy, technically you gave it to

Savitsky. I was just your filthy little
delivery boy.

All right, Sammy, let's go get you
rinsed off.

Ugh, ironic.

I drive eight miles out of my way for
organic fruits and vegetables, but now,

thanks to Uncle Jimmy, I'm marinating
your head in pesticides.

So what did Savitsky say when you told
him?

It's not important.

Oh, what did he say? I didn't tell him.

What? I didn't tell him.

You didn't tell him?

Oh, like you would have told him. Hell
no, I would have covered it up, but I'm

not the one that went on and on about
you have a responsibility to tell the

truth.

This is different. This is a work thing.
No matter what.

Jimmy, look, I have a lot more to lose
than you do. If Savitsky finds out I

him headlights, that's all he's going to
remember about me. Greg, you gotta tell

him before they get into his beard.

Oh, Greg, the guy eats at the salad bar.

You know what? You should tell him. I
mean, you're responsible for all of

I don't want the head of the studio to
think I gave him lice. I got a career to

think about, too. Career? You're a
security guard. You work a wooden gate.

you don't get termites, your career is
safe.

Now you're gonna make fun of my job,
huh? You know what? I had to smack you

the head.

Yeah, you're just lucky you have lice.

And I got hairy knuckles.

Hey, Warner!

Good call on the Thai Hollywood
reporter. Big photo.

Well, I'm glad that worked out.

Hey, you play golf, right?

We need a fourth on Sunday at Riviera.

What the?

we can sneak out now and get in nine
holes before the... Sweet mother of God!

Um, Mr. Savitsky, this isn't easy for me
to say, sir, but I think you

might have head lice.

What?

Well, I found out I had it the day after
we tried on all those hats together.

Oh, my God!

I can't believe this.

That's why I can't stop scratching.

animal spreads lice at work i am so
sorry warner

what's that forgiving you headlights
believe me i never would have shared

hats if i had any idea well can you
forgive me

well i mean you didn't know don't beat
yourself up

no no i am totally to blame i never
should have taken my nephew to the park

know bums sleep in the tunnel slide

I, uh, I have heard that.

Oh. Hey, Mr. Savitsky. Jimmy. Listen,
about the headlight thing. You know

that? Jimmy. No, Greg, you were right.

It was my fault.

Okay, my kid gave it to Greg's kid, then
Greg got it, and he gave it to you.

You gave it to me?

Yeah, me or the bums.

I just wanted to make sure that Greg
didn't take the heat for this.

Really, it should be me.

You know what, Jimmy?

You're a stand -up guy.

I don't forget things like this.

I don't forget anything.

Son of a bitch!

You're welcome.