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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:04,360 Long day? 2 00:00:04,580 --> 00:00:05,580 Very. 3 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:07,320 Plus, I got no sleep last night. 4 00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:09,200 All that kicking and moving around. 5 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:11,060 What, the baby's kicking already? 6 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:13,620 No, Greg fell asleep watching Footloose. 7 00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:24,260 Dominic, what are you doing? You know you're not supposed to play Uncle Greg's 8 00:00:24,260 --> 00:00:26,440 guitar. Aunt Kim said I could. 9 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:30,420 Hey, Kim, did you tell him he could play Greg's guitar? 10 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:33,350 No, but he can't play any worse than Greg. 11 00:00:35,970 --> 00:00:38,730 My last ultrasound, the baby had his thumbs in his ears. 12 00:00:41,550 --> 00:00:43,790 Dominic, he didn't give you permission. 13 00:00:44,510 --> 00:00:46,930 You lied, Dominic, and you lied right to my face. 14 00:00:47,730 --> 00:00:49,450 No, I didn't. No, I just did it again. 15 00:00:50,590 --> 00:00:54,090 You know what, Dominic, just go to your room. I can't deal with you right now. 16 00:00:56,170 --> 00:00:57,089 Dominic lied? 17 00:00:57,090 --> 00:00:58,090 He never lies. 18 00:00:58,250 --> 00:00:58,569 I know. 19 00:00:58,570 --> 00:01:02,170 It's this new thing with him. I mean, that's his fourth lie this week. 20 00:01:02,590 --> 00:01:05,570 And five if you count Friday when he said he liked your gazpacho. 21 00:01:07,810 --> 00:01:12,130 Doesn't like my gazpacho? Nobody likes your gazpacho, Kim. It's cold soup. 22 00:01:13,830 --> 00:01:15,150 Can we end the charade? 23 00:01:17,830 --> 00:01:20,470 I was just trying to give your family a little culture. 24 00:01:22,090 --> 00:01:25,150 I bet if I shoved it in a hot pocket and smothered it in Velveeta, the four of 25 00:01:25,150 --> 00:01:26,690 you would be out back wrassling over it. 26 00:01:30,710 --> 00:01:33,730 Come on, give me another one. I'm sick of playing. Okay, one more and I'll 27 00:01:35,030 --> 00:01:36,510 Anthony Hopkins. Okay, what would it be? 28 00:01:36,770 --> 00:01:40,570 Sir Anthony Hopkins was in Silence of the Lambs with Jodie Foster, who was in 29 00:01:40,570 --> 00:01:44,590 Maverick with Mel Gibson, who was in Lethal Weapon with Gary Busey, who was 30 00:01:44,590 --> 00:01:46,550 DC Cab, which brings us back to who? 31 00:01:47,010 --> 00:01:48,010 Mr. T. 32 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:53,080 You try this again tomorrow, and I swear I'll put in one of Kim's books on tape. 33 00:01:54,820 --> 00:01:57,520 I have the ya -ya sisterhood, and I'm not afraid to use it. 34 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:01,798 Hi, guys. 35 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:04,060 Kim. Oh, there's my baby. 36 00:02:04,780 --> 00:02:05,780 Oh, 37 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:11,000 feels good to strap on the old axe. 38 00:02:12,020 --> 00:02:16,280 If I could save time at a bar... 39 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:26,180 If I could say... You 40 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:33,060 did it 41 00:02:33,060 --> 00:02:34,060 again? 42 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,840 Even I didn't start lying that young. 43 00:02:37,060 --> 00:02:39,300 Really? I don't have to lie. I was even younger. 44 00:02:41,300 --> 00:02:43,560 See what happens? Once you start, there's no stopping. 45 00:02:44,380 --> 00:02:46,760 You gotta do something. It's like the fourth lie this week. 46 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:49,680 Or the fifth, if you count. Everybody hates the gazpacho. 47 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:55,000 Look, it's fine if you want to give Salsa a fancy name, but at least serve 48 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 with some chips. 49 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:01,760 Well, I don't know what we're going to do, Jimmy. I keep punishing him, he 50 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:03,220 lying. Nothing seems to work. 51 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:06,000 Maybe it's time I got a little tough on him. 52 00:03:07,180 --> 00:03:10,360 Oh, yeah, you're going to get tough on him? 53 00:03:11,140 --> 00:03:14,920 Please, you let him stay up past his bedtime, you let him eat whatever junk 54 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:17,880 wants. And you're never hard on him because all you care about is that he 55 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,600 around telling everybody that you're his best friend. Oh, that's ridiculous, 56 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,700 okay? I'm his father, and if I have to, he really tells people I'm his best 57 00:03:23,700 --> 00:03:24,700 friend? 58 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:29,420 Yes, because you don't punish him. I do. It doesn't even seem to bother him. 59 00:03:29,940 --> 00:03:32,840 Well, you know what? Things are about to change around here, okay? He's 60 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:36,360 obviously not scared of you, so now Big Bad Daddy's going to have to go in there 61 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:37,360 and lay down the law. 62 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,140 I'm not going to stand for this kind of crap. 63 00:03:39,460 --> 00:03:42,880 I'm going to march into his room, I'm going to get into his face, and I will 64 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:43,880 scare the hell out of him. 65 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:50,760 You know, we always complain about guys not being sensitive enough, but I gotta 66 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:54,040 say, it's kind of hot seeing our animalist masculine side come out. 67 00:03:55,340 --> 00:03:57,920 I'm being followed by a moon shadow. 68 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,100 Moon shadow, moon shadow. 69 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:04,840 I wouldn't know. 70 00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:35,160 Dominic, do you know why I'm here right now? 71 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:39,220 Don't act like you don't know the answer. I'm here because I'm mad. 72 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:40,660 Now, why did you lie? 73 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:42,580 Because I didn't want to get in trouble. 74 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:44,680 Yeah? Well, you're in trouble now, mister. 75 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:49,040 Okay? You've been getting off light with your mom, but now you went and woke the 76 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,040 bull. 77 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:53,580 You know what happens when you wake the bull? 78 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:57,600 Ask me what happens, Dominic. 79 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:03,000 What happens? When you wake the bull, you get the horns. 80 00:05:05,610 --> 00:05:10,370 Now, trust me, if you lie again, you are going to get punished by me. And 81 00:05:10,370 --> 00:05:14,930 believe me, it will be far worse than any punishment you have ever had. You 82 00:05:14,930 --> 00:05:16,710 understand? Yes. Yes, what? 83 00:05:17,430 --> 00:05:18,430 Yes, bull. 84 00:05:25,810 --> 00:05:28,550 Well, I don't think we have to worry about Dominic lying anymore. 85 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:35,780 It makes you so sure. 86 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:54,920 Hey, how's the commute now that you guys are riding to work together? 87 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:59,240 Uh, it's kind of a push. We saved 20 minutes because of the carpool lane. We 88 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,220 lose 20 minutes because of the drive -thru lane. 89 00:06:05,070 --> 00:06:08,810 Christine, our next car has got to have heated seats like Greg's. Feel my 90 00:06:08,810 --> 00:06:10,050 chalupas. They're still warm. 91 00:06:14,230 --> 00:06:15,450 Jimmy, these are gorditas. 92 00:06:15,690 --> 00:06:16,690 I know. 93 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:18,370 Feel my chalupas. 94 00:06:28,630 --> 00:06:29,630 Dominic lied again. 95 00:06:30,030 --> 00:06:31,150 What? Yeah. 96 00:06:31,790 --> 00:06:34,590 I asked him if he cleaned his room before he went out to ride his bike, and 97 00:06:34,590 --> 00:06:37,030 lied. I can't believe this. Where is he? 98 00:06:37,450 --> 00:06:39,190 I told him to wait for you in his room. 99 00:06:39,450 --> 00:06:40,450 Well, good. 100 00:06:40,470 --> 00:06:44,030 Good. You know, I didn't want to have to come to this, but obviously he's not 101 00:06:44,030 --> 00:06:45,790 taking this seriously. So here we go. 102 00:06:47,090 --> 00:06:48,410 Here we go. 103 00:06:57,470 --> 00:06:58,470 What? 104 00:06:58,710 --> 00:06:59,890 I don't really know what to do. 105 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:05,680 you were going to do? Yeah, I was kind of vague. I just said, you know, if you 106 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,020 wake the bull, you'll get the horns. 107 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:09,460 So? Give him the horn. 108 00:07:11,340 --> 00:07:12,660 I don't even know what that means. 109 00:07:14,260 --> 00:07:15,260 Great, Jimmy. 110 00:07:15,420 --> 00:07:17,600 What are you going to do now? Your seven -year -old son has called your bluff 111 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:18,600 and you got nothing. 112 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:22,300 I don't know. We need to come up with something big. I know. I'll tell him if 113 00:07:22,300 --> 00:07:23,840 lies again, I'll give him this. 114 00:07:26,020 --> 00:07:27,020 What is that? 115 00:07:27,540 --> 00:07:28,540 I don't know. 116 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:29,960 Don't you think it's scarier than this? 117 00:07:33,390 --> 00:07:34,910 he's doing. He's testing us. Yep. 118 00:07:35,230 --> 00:07:38,110 There comes a point in every parent's life where they have to either put up or 119 00:07:38,110 --> 00:07:41,770 shut up. I don't know what we're going to do, Jimmy. I mean, the toys didn't 120 00:07:41,770 --> 00:07:44,110 work. Yelling at him didn't work. Taking away TV didn't work. 121 00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:47,430 What do you think? Maybe we have to spank him? 122 00:07:48,710 --> 00:07:49,649 Spank him? 123 00:07:49,650 --> 00:07:51,690 Who are we? Bill Cosby? 124 00:07:53,770 --> 00:07:56,610 Bill Cosby? Bill Cosby didn't spank his kids. 125 00:07:57,970 --> 00:08:00,390 Who am I thinking of? Bing Crosby. 126 00:08:08,170 --> 00:08:11,770 hitting our kids all i know is that my father spanked me when i was a little 127 00:08:11,770 --> 00:08:14,870 and helped keep me in line and look i don't want to have to do it either but 128 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:19,290 nothing else is working all i know is i would never ever spank a child no matter 129 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:26,150 what he did okay hold on what what are you saying you'd never spank sammy 130 00:08:26,150 --> 00:08:30,660 no i'm just saying never is a pretty big word kim You were the one that said you 131 00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:33,919 would never listen to rap music, but who was folding clothes yesterday, and I 132 00:08:33,919 --> 00:08:37,400 walked in on them, and they were singing H to the Izzo, V to the Izzay. 133 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:40,880 They played in my step class. 134 00:08:41,179 --> 00:08:42,799 And we're never spanking Sammy. 135 00:08:43,539 --> 00:08:45,000 And that's the shizzle -ma -nizzle. 136 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:50,000 Look, you know, I did read an article that spanking's making a comeback. 137 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:53,760 What makes me think that that article started with Dear Penthouse Forum? 138 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:01,780 What if Sammy stole something? What? 139 00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:04,400 Would you spank Sammy if he stole something? No. 140 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:08,360 What if he stole a car? A nine -year -old in Long Beach stole a car. 141 00:09:09,580 --> 00:09:11,460 We're never spanking him. 142 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:13,080 You're right. 143 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:14,200 You're right. 144 00:09:14,860 --> 00:09:16,000 What if it was a cop car? 145 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:21,780 Look, Christine, if we don't do something big, he may never listen to us 146 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:28,740 Well, I gotta say, I mean, I took my parents seriously when they spanked me. 147 00:09:29,450 --> 00:09:30,930 Our parents didn't spank us. 148 00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:33,730 No, they didn't spank you. They spanked me plenty. 149 00:09:34,410 --> 00:09:37,970 Kidding. I remember you getting in trouble all the time, but I can't think 150 00:09:37,970 --> 00:09:39,790 anything so bad you deserved being hit. 151 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:42,950 They spanked me when I cut off all your hair while you were sleeping. 152 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:45,910 God, I forgot about that. 153 00:09:46,950 --> 00:09:47,950 Look, 154 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:50,150 different things work for different kids. 155 00:09:50,950 --> 00:09:55,630 Well, it worked for me. I mean, maybe we do need to spank him. 156 00:09:55,830 --> 00:09:57,010 Do you guys even hear each other? 157 00:09:57,310 --> 00:10:00,430 Yes, Kim, it's not acting like we're lunatics who are doing this in anger. 158 00:10:00,430 --> 00:10:03,550 like we're navigating our way through difficult waters in the best, most 159 00:10:03,550 --> 00:10:04,550 way we know how. 160 00:10:05,450 --> 00:10:08,010 Gee, he's so good with words. I don't see why he needs to hit like an animal. 161 00:10:09,590 --> 00:10:12,870 I don't know, Jimmy. I mean, do we really want to be parents who spank? Do 162 00:10:12,870 --> 00:10:15,230 really want to be parents who have no control over their kids? 163 00:10:16,370 --> 00:10:17,370 No. 164 00:10:18,390 --> 00:10:19,930 All right, I think I have to do it. 165 00:10:20,310 --> 00:10:22,370 Hey, as long as you guys are doing this, can Sammy watch? 166 00:10:26,030 --> 00:10:29,210 Kim, if we're not going to spank him, he should at least know it's out there. 167 00:10:41,990 --> 00:10:44,490 I thought you weren't going to lie anymore. 168 00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:45,869 Yeah, I forgot. 169 00:10:45,870 --> 00:10:46,870 It wasn't a big one. 170 00:10:47,150 --> 00:10:48,390 They're all big ones. 171 00:10:49,370 --> 00:10:55,050 Look, Dominic, you obviously aren't taking this seriously, so now... 172 00:10:55,490 --> 00:10:58,290 I'm going to have to do something that neither one of us is going to enjoy. 173 00:10:59,190 --> 00:11:00,470 I'm going to have to spank you. 174 00:11:02,430 --> 00:11:03,430 Yeah, right. 175 00:11:07,330 --> 00:11:08,530 I'm not kidding, Dominic. 176 00:11:10,130 --> 00:11:11,270 Lying is a big deal. 177 00:11:11,830 --> 00:11:16,130 So from now on, every time you lie, you're going to get spanked. I don't 178 00:11:16,130 --> 00:11:19,150 get spanked. Well, you know what? You should remember that the next time you 179 00:11:19,150 --> 00:11:21,490 think about lying. Now come over here. Let's get this over with. 180 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,120 I mean, what if Sammy stole a tank? 181 00:12:29,340 --> 00:12:30,480 For God's sake. 182 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:34,340 Well, it just seems to me if he stole a tank and we didn't spank him, that would 183 00:12:34,340 --> 00:12:35,420 be irresponsible parenting. 184 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:38,600 Fine, Greg. If Sammy steals a tank, then you can spank him. 185 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,680 Of course, if he steals the tank, that's really more of a problem for the police 186 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:02,680 now, isn't it? 187 00:13:09,140 --> 00:13:10,140 Hey. 188 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:11,540 I guess he hates me now. 189 00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:14,900 Whoa. 190 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:16,920 Wait, you're still Logan's favorite? 191 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,820 He's easy. You can steal him with a cupcake and a tickle fight. 192 00:13:23,420 --> 00:13:24,420 That's how I got you. 193 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,320 I mean, you did what had to be done. 194 00:13:33,710 --> 00:13:35,990 Cosby did something. I know he did something. 195 00:13:43,770 --> 00:13:44,130 Are 196 00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:52,050 you 197 00:13:52,050 --> 00:13:53,050 okay? 198 00:13:53,190 --> 00:13:54,470 Yeah, my butt hurts. 199 00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:57,450 My hand hurts a little, too. 200 00:13:59,790 --> 00:14:02,770 Look, I don't ever want to have to do that again, but you know I did it, 201 00:14:03,230 --> 00:14:04,230 Because I lied? 202 00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:06,630 You know why you shouldn't lie? 203 00:14:07,030 --> 00:14:08,070 Because you'll spank me? 204 00:14:08,650 --> 00:14:09,650 No. 205 00:14:10,330 --> 00:14:12,930 Dominic, you know what? That's good enough for now. 206 00:14:15,690 --> 00:14:17,430 Just promise me you won't ever do it again. 207 00:14:17,630 --> 00:14:18,630 I promise. 208 00:14:23,350 --> 00:14:30,190 You know I love you, 209 00:14:30,230 --> 00:14:31,230 right? Yeah. 210 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,300 You know what? I like it better when we're friends. 211 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:40,880 So I'll tell you what. How about when I get home from work tomorrow, we go to 212 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,880 the go -kart track? 213 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,960 Really? You said I wasn't old enough. 214 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,240 Yeah, but you know what? 215 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:46,580 I think it's finally time. 216 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:50,340 Cool! Yeah. Hey, who knows? If you love it and you're dedicated enough, maybe 217 00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:51,560 you could turn out like my cousin Bobby. 218 00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:53,080 Is he a race car driver? 219 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:56,260 Uh, no. Just a 40 -year -old guy who likes to drive go -karts. 220 00:15:01,540 --> 00:15:04,320 Okay, who's ready to ride the go -karts? Where's Dominic? 221 00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:05,569 In his room. 222 00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:06,890 Okay, Dominic, let's go! 223 00:15:07,430 --> 00:15:08,430 He lied again. 224 00:15:08,730 --> 00:15:10,950 Oh, no, no, no! 225 00:15:13,510 --> 00:15:16,150 Yep, I asked him if he did his homework, and he told me he had. 226 00:15:16,670 --> 00:15:20,110 Son of a... You know, Christine, if you wouldn't ask him so many questions, 227 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,290 maybe he wouldn't lie so much. 228 00:15:23,850 --> 00:15:25,790 I can't believe spanking didn't work. 229 00:15:26,170 --> 00:15:29,250 Yeah, you figure something that's morally wrong that causes long -term 230 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:32,190 psychological damage would at least have a short -term band -aid effect. 231 00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:36,180 Maybe you didn't spank him hard enough. I spanked him hard enough. How hard did 232 00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:37,180 you? Greg! 233 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:39,920 So now what am I supposed to do? 234 00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:43,080 I think you have to spank him again. 235 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:46,920 No, no, no. The plan was I was only going to have to spank him once. 236 00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:48,760 You know, I thought it was like the atom bomb. 237 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,360 It's like the last thing on earth you want to use, but once you drop it, it's 238 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:53,360 over. 239 00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:56,819 Here, show me. 240 00:15:56,820 --> 00:15:57,820 What? 241 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,040 Show me how hard you spanked him. 242 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,480 I'm not going to hit you, Greg. 243 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:05,260 I really thought I got through to him. Here, hit my leg. 244 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,520 Greg. 245 00:16:07,020 --> 00:16:10,120 I'm just saying, denim's really thick, and if he had a new pair of jeans... Ow! 246 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,240 Ow! Ow! 247 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:23,400 Are you gonna stop interrupting 248 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,400 me now? Yes. 249 00:16:25,140 --> 00:16:26,140 Are you sure? 250 00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:27,260 Yes, I promise. 251 00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:31,360 Look, Christine, um... 252 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:34,020 When you asked him about the homework, did you know he was guilty? Because, you 253 00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:35,020 know, that's entrapment. 254 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:39,260 Jimmy, he lied. You have to spank him. I don't think I can do it again. 255 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:42,060 What happened to Big Bad Daddy? I made him up. 256 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,700 He's not a real person. 257 00:16:45,180 --> 00:16:48,080 Well, Christine, when are you going to understand this, okay? I'm not a bull. I 258 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,820 don't have horns. I'm not a Big Bad Daddy. 259 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:52,339 Oh, my. 260 00:16:52,340 --> 00:16:53,420 Fine. I'll do it. 261 00:16:58,660 --> 00:16:59,760 How hard did you hit him? 262 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,500 Are you going to spank me? 263 00:17:12,839 --> 00:17:16,599 Well, you knew that if you lied again, you were going to get spanked. Yeah, but 264 00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:18,380 are you going to spank me, Mommy? 265 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,500 No. 266 00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:31,200 No, no, no, no. I just came in to get your rug. 267 00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:32,700 Yeah. 268 00:17:48,810 --> 00:17:49,810 This rug is filthy. 269 00:17:52,670 --> 00:17:53,870 You didn't do it, did you? 270 00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:56,670 Yes, I did. 271 00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,810 He'll tell you I didn't, but we both know he's a liar. 272 00:18:05,330 --> 00:18:06,670 Fine, I couldn't do it. 273 00:18:07,050 --> 00:18:09,390 Well, it didn't work anyway, so I'm not doing it either. 274 00:18:12,730 --> 00:18:15,170 Is somebody going to come in here and spank me? 275 00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:20,980 Dominic, we're not spanking you anymore, so why don't you go back into your room 276 00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:22,380 until we figure out what to do with you. 277 00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:25,940 But it's starting to get dark. You said you were going to take me to the go 278 00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:26,659 -kart track. 279 00:18:26,660 --> 00:18:28,920 I'm not taking you to the go -karts. But you promised. 280 00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:35,740 Yeah, well... I 281 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:39,800 lied. 282 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,760 What? That's right, Dominic. 283 00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:50,620 You're a dad. 284 00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:54,240 Yeah, well, you know how you feel right now, Dominic? 285 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,460 That's the same way that we feel when you lie to us. 286 00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:59,000 That's the reason not to lie, Dominic. 287 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:03,000 Not because you're going to get spanked or get sent to your room, but because 288 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,020 you don't want to make people feel the way you feel right now. 289 00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:07,080 You get it now, Dominic? 290 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,320 Why don't you go back into your room and think about that for a while? 291 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:18,440 Wow. 292 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,500 I think we kind of stumbled into something there. 293 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,780 What's going to happen one day when he figures out we have no idea what we're 294 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:34,800 doing and we just make no effort to go along? 295 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:40,260 I don't know, but if he's mad, he's coming after you first. You're the 296 00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:41,260 who hit him. 297 00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:46,020 All right. 298 00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:47,100 I'll see you in a little while. 299 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,380 Where are you going? 300 00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:50,880 I'm going to the go -karts. I didn't do anything wrong. 301 00:19:57,870 --> 00:19:59,090 Just tell him I went to the grocery store. 302 00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:00,590 You want me to lie to him? 303 00:20:00,810 --> 00:20:03,150 Yeah. I'll be back around 11 to give you your spanking. 304 00:20:08,150 --> 00:20:10,630 I like big butts and I cannot lie. 305 00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:15,910 When a girl walk in with an itty -bitty waist and a round thing in your face, 306 00:20:15,930 --> 00:20:16,930 you get sprung. 307 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:24,070 So your girlfriend rolls a Honda playing workout tapes by Fonda, but Fonda ain't 308 00:20:24,070 --> 00:20:25,430 got a motor in the back of her Honda. 309 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:29,740 unless you got buns, hon. 23809