All language subtitles for Yes Dear s02e09 Guess Who Is Not Coming

Morning. Barely. It's 11 .30. You guys
just get up?

Give us a break. It's Saturday.

Actually, it's Sunday.

You might want to get yourself an alarm
clock and a calendar.

I had a talk to my mom today, and Kim
and I decided we are going to go back

for Thanksgiving.

I feel a little weird leaving you guys
here alone.

Look, Jimmy and I only did that in the
living room once, and Sammy totally

believed me when I told him we were
playing leapfrog.

No, I was talking about...

The fact that you and I have never been
apart for Thanksgiving.

I thought that might upset you.

Oh, sweet, sweet Kim.

Tell me, to get to your world, do I take
a right at the rainbow or a left at the

unicorn?

You wouldn't like it in my world,
Christine.

You might get water thrown on you and
melt.

You want to play? I can play.

Hey, you know, maybe since you guys
aren't going to be here, I'll have my

parents come visit.

Jimmy, I don't want the drama of having
your father around.

He's not that bad.

What's wrong with Jimmy's father?

He's always criticizing everything that
Jimmy does.

Nothing's ever good enough for him.

Jimmy's not done anything with his life.
He has absolutely no ambition.

Well, obviously he hasn't seen Jimmy
roll out of my guest house in his

at the crack of noon.

Hey, look, Christine, this is a perfect
time to have him come out here.

All my life he's thought of me as a
screw -up and...

And, you know, let's be honest, for most
of my life I was. But, you know, now I

got a good job. I got a great family. I
think he'll be really proud of me.

Jimmy, why is it so important for you to
impress that guy?

I mean, what's he ever done with his
life besides drinking with his buddies,

fishing, and bragging about being hit by
a train?

Oh, he did survive being hit by a train.

And that's an achievement?

Jimmy, who gets hit by a train?

They run on tracks. They're loud. It's
not like they sneak up on you.

You know who gets hit by trains?

Cows. Cows. Your father is one big lucky
cow.

Look, Christine, it's just something I
want to do. It's important to me, okay?

Well, fine with that.

But, Jimmy, you know Thanksgiving's
right around the corner. Tickets from

East Coast are going to cost a fortune.
Hey, it's not going to cost them a

thing. I'm paying for this whole trip.

In fact, you know what? I'm going to
check on tickets right now.

Wow, you really are trying to impress
them.

Hey, Kim.

They're my parents, all right?

They've been paying for me my whole
life. It's time to start saying thank

Hi, yeah.

What's the number for Greyhound?

We're going to miss you guys. Yeah,
grocery store is a madhouse. My mom

furious if she shows up and we haven't
got the turkey.

Luckily, we got the last bottle.

Okay, we'll have a good time while we're
gone. And remember, mi casa is mi casa.

Don't break any of me stuff.

What do you think we are? We're
responsible adults, right? I mean, why

just get one of those hidden nanny cams
and spy on us?

That's funny.

Well, we should get going. Okay.

All right. See you guys later. Tell
everyone we said hi. Okay. Bye. Bye.

Hey, listen, give us a call when you get
there, okay? Bye -bye. Bye.

Okay, well, I'm going to go check on the
boys.

What are you going to do?

I think I'm going to go press my ass up
against that nanny can.

Jimmy! Jimmy!

Jimmy, they're not... They're here.

Wait, hold on a second. I just want
everything to look good.

Oh.

Will you relax?

I'm sorry. I just don't want my dad to
think we live like pigs.

Hey!

Grandpa's pig in the front yard.

Ah, the Mayflower has landed.

Mom! Hey, baby!

Big Jimmy, will you put that thing away
and get in here?

in your shirt.

Oh, gee, tuck in your tongue.

Hey, Jimmy. Hey, Jimmy. How you doing?
Good.

So, what were you doing out there?

We've been knocking for five minutes.
I've been holding it since Barstow.

Hey, Christine, how's it going?

Hey, Jimmy, how are you? Be careful, be
careful. I got by a train, remember?

Yeah, I believe you mentioned something
about that.

Whoa, look at how big those boys have
gotten.

hurt when the train hit you? Grandpa
took an engine in the caboose. What do

think?

Hold on, honey. Not everybody's in yet.
We got some stragglers.

What?

Mama always wanted to see California
before she died.

Check her pulse. I'm not sure she made
it.

Anyway, once Mama was coming, it didn't
seem right to leave Betty home alone. Of

course, everywhere Betty goes, Cousin
Neil's got to go, too.

Part of his parole.

That just doesn't seem right, having a
holiday without the whole family being

together. So I decided to spring for
tickets for everybody, since I know it's

tough enough for you to come up with the
two.

So... Sweet, a big Jimmy to organize
Thanksgiving for all of us like that?

Yeah, well, you know, I mean, I would
have got tickets. I just didn't know

everyone wanted to come. So, you know,
Dad, how much do I owe you? Hey, come

I didn't ask you to pay me back for
three wrecked cars and a wasted year in

college. I ain't gonna start now.

All right, well, I'm sure everyone's
worn out.

Can I get you something to drink,
Grammy?

Grammy?

I think you're really going to like this
room, Grammy, okay? The bathroom's

right here, okay?

And the bathroom door is right there.

Hey, so, Dad, how'd you like those ribs
I made?

Oh, those were really great, son.

I mean, they were the best I ever had. I
could have eaten ten more if you'd have

had them.

Well, you know, there was more people
than I expected.

Yeah, that's true.

Of course, you could have gone to the
store, but hey, the ones I had were the

best ever.

Oh, thanks.

Let's grab a snack later.

Hey, you know, Dad, things have been
going really good for me out here, you

know? They really like me at my job, and
Christine's doing great in school, and

the kids, they're really happy. It's
really been good for us.

Oh, we'll see.

We'll see? What's that supposed to mean?

Well, Jimmy, you know, things have been
pretty easy here for you so far. Your

brother -in -law gave you a place to
live, got you a job. I just hope that

things really get hard, you'll be able
to stick it out. You haven't been famous

for that, you know.

What are you talking about, college
again?

Okay, college, you know, college wasn't
for me.

For a few months, you seemed to love it.
Then the test came and you transferred

from Frostburg State to a drunken state.

Yeah, that was 15 years ago.

And you were going to be a... Welder.
Welder, that's too hot. Then you decided

you want to go to... In the Coast Guard.
The Coast Guard, that's too cold.

But the couch in your basement, just
right.

Look, Dad, I'm telling you, things are
going to be different for us out here. I

really, I got a good thing going.

Yeah, yeah.

I can say, we'll see.

Good night, Grammy.

Grammy?

Surprise!

Well, fun seven hours at the airport.

I think your mother would have picked up
the phone and told us they were having

the worst blizzard in 50 years.

I don't understand.

I mean, she's usually so good about
letting us know what's going on at home.

Well... I'm sure if the blizzard got
married, died, or got arrested, she

have sent us a clipping.

I'm gonna put Sammy to bed.

Great. Thanksgiving dinner with Jimmy
and his parents. I wonder what we're

eating, varmint or critter.

ma 'am i am so sorry i didn't know
anybody else was in here jimmy told us

just his parents hello

Do I know you?

I know you.

You were at Jimmy's wedding.

Saw you doing the electric slag.

Oh, yeah.

Well, enjoy that cigarette.

Hold on.

Stay out of that room. My Grammy's in
there sleeping.

Okay.

Well, thanks for the warning.

Where the hell have you been? I just
killed a woman.

What? Jimmy's grandmother was in our
bed. Kim, I went in, I laid down. She

started to scream. I started to scream.
I fell out of the bed. When I got up to

check on her, she was dead.

Oh, my God. We have to call an
ambulance.

Yes, yes, definitely call. But tell them
they don't need to use the siren.

Trust me, she's gone.

I tried CPR, mouth to mouth. Oh, I can
still taste it.

It's either death or milk or magnesia.

I guess we should tell Jimmy.

Yes, one of us should.

Haven't I been through enough?

Dude, I'm sorry there's all these extra
people here. We put Grammy in your

bedroom, but she can move if you want
her to.

No, no, she can't.

Oh, dude, she's so out of it. She'll be
comfortable anywhere.

Look, we came back from the airport, and
I didn't know anyone was in our room.

So I just walked in, and... Look, man, I
don't know how to say this, but your...

Your grandmother's dead.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, man, this is terrible.

I walked in and... Oh, no, it must have
been horrible for you. You come home and

you find a dead woman in your bedroom.

Yes.

Yes, I did. I just walked in and she was
already dead.

You know, already.

She must have passed in her sleep.

Yeah, there's no reason to think
otherwise.

Well, I'd like to think she went
peacefully.

Yeah, I'd like you to think that, too.

Guys.

Wow, I don't know how to say this,
but... Spit it out, son. It's four o

in the morning.

Grammy's gone.

Well, she couldn't have gotten far.

I have her prosthetic foot in my
handbag.

No, um... I'm Betty.

Grammy died tonight.

In her sleep. That's important.

In her sleep.

Where is she? The ambulance just left
with her.

Betty, Dad, I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I can't believe it. I just can't. I
guess the doctors were right. They

that this might be her last trip.

I had a feeling on the bus she started
smelling sour around Utah.

out and got some cake.

I don't know why, but it always seems to
help. Oh, honey, that's so sweet of

you, but I don't think anybody can eat
out of time like this.

Oh, intimate.

You can't hide money.

I guess you heard what happened.

Yep, it's all part of life.

I'm just glad that no one blamed Greg.

Why would we blame Greg?

You wouldn't. There's no reason to.

Yeah, he didn't mean to do it.

Didn't mean to do what?

Accidentally scare her. He didn't know
she was in there.

What do you mean, scare her?

I thought you said when you went in the
bedroom, she was already dead.

Jimmy, she wasn't, okay? She wasn't. I
went into my bedroom, I got into bed,

the next thing you know, there's all
this... Look, I was scared, too, okay?

heart was racing. I could have died. I
have a heart murmur.

I have to take a special pill for dental
work and everything.

We're lucky that I'm alive.

Damn lucky.

You killed my Grammy?

Come on, Neil. It's not Greg's fault.

Of course it's not Greg's fault.

It's his fault.

What? If you'd have had your own house,
none of this would ever happen.

Thanks for a great Thanksgiving, son. I
can't wait to see what you got in store

for Christmas.

Dad, I cannot believe you were blaming
this on me.

Dad!

I know it was an accident.

Good she did.

They're probably stuffing her right now.

Any guesses on where Big Jimmy went?

I don't know. You got booby bars out
here?

I'm sure the children's grandfather just
went out for a walk and he'll be back

soon. That is unless Greg killed him
too.

Okay. All right. You know what? It's
Thanksgiving.

And even under the circumstances...

We got a lot to be thankful for.

Granny was a kind woman.

She led a rich and wonderful life.

Every person who met her loved her.
Except the last one.

Okay, you know what, Neil? Greg made an
honest mistake, and in families, we

forgive mistakes.

Greg's not family. He's my family.

So that means he's yours, too.

You know something, Neil? We've
overlooked a lot of your screw -ups over

years, right?

Like that time you sold Aunt Betty's car
for two big bags of oregano.

Well, now, that wasn't his fault. He
thought it was marijuana.

My point is that a death usually brings
out the best or the worst in a family.

And, you know, I think that Grammy
deserves our best.

No, because I know she's watching us
today, and I want her to look down and

proud.

So, you know, do you think we can at
least give that to Grammy?

To Grammy.

She always wanted to come to California
one day before she died.

But I doubt she meant exactly one day
before she died.

Hey, she made it. That's true.

You did great tonight, honey. I'm really
proud of you.

Hey, Daddy, will you read me these
books?

Whoa, that's a lot of books you got
there.

I don't know if I can read all of them
by myself.

I'll tell you what, if I read some to
you, will you read some to me?

Deal. All right.

All right, why don't you go put on your
pajamas and brush your teeth. I'll be in

in a minute, okay?

I just, I don't know why my dad did
this.

Jimmy, it's not your problem. It's his
problem.

I don't know why you let this eat at
you.

Good night.

She doesn't understand, huh? Why?

Oh, the whole father -son thing.

It's hard for them to get it. You think
you've got to be a father or a son to

understand, you know? It's like, why do
we do it?

Why is it that no matter how old I
get...

I'm like a little boy trying to get his
attention every time he comes around.

I know. I do it too. I think it was
because my dad wasn't around much for me

when I was a kid.

Yeah, mine neither.

Well, I don't think your kids are going
to have to worry about that.

Thanks, man.

Good night, Jimmy.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Hi.

You all right?

Yeah, you?

Yeah.

Listen, Jimmy, I'm sorry about running
out here like I did before. It's just

that I didn't know where... You know,
it's kind of funny. I always said you

the one that couldn't handle things when
they got rough, and then I go running

out. No, it's okay. It's your mom. I
understand.

I talked to your mom, and she said you
did a real good job around here without

me. I don't know about that.

I guess I better make some of Grandma's
arrangements. Yeah, you know, I

called Pearson's Mortuary back home, and
they're setting up all the arrangements

for Grammy to fly her back home. And
then I called the relatives. I told

I think that's pretty much it.

No, no, no. That's terrific.

Thanks.

Thanks a lot, son. I appreciate that.

Hey, I made you a plate.

Huh? Well, I got some leftovers.

Thanksgiving leftovers.

Great.

Thank you.

Star.

Bet you were.

Better taste than white meat.

So I'm just walking along, you know,
minding my own business.

Then all of a sudden I stumble and my
foot gets stuck.

It's stuck and I can't seem to get it
out. Okay, Dominic, turn on the train.

It's stuck. You're stuck. Now I start to
panic.

And the more I pull, the more my foot
gets stuck.

My foot's stuck.

My finger's stuck.

Turn it off, Dominic. Turn it off a
minute.

Turn it off.

Turn it off. That's the wrong button.

Dominic, turn it off. I'm stuck.