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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,760 Time I zig you zide. 2 00:00:02,460 --> 00:00:03,840 I like coffee. 3 00:00:04,059 --> 00:00:05,060 Tease your bag. 4 00:00:05,900 --> 00:00:09,700 Though it makes no sense, it's true. There's no me without you. 5 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:15,060 Till Death is filmed in front of a live studio audience. 6 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:18,520 Here you go, your regular meatball sandwich. 7 00:00:18,740 --> 00:00:22,220 Extra sauce, extra cheese with a light dusting of crumbled bacon. 8 00:00:23,370 --> 00:00:24,370 Here's to your health. 9 00:00:25,210 --> 00:00:29,510 You know, funny story how bacon got invited to this party. Yeah, I heard it. 10 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:33,590 no, no, I have to tell you this. It was about ten years ago, I was at this very 11 00:00:33,590 --> 00:00:36,710 table, and I had some bacon stuck in my teeth from breakfast. 12 00:00:38,210 --> 00:00:42,070 I bite into the sandwich, and all of a sudden, these two meats are making love 13 00:00:42,070 --> 00:00:43,190 inside my mouth. 14 00:00:44,950 --> 00:00:47,810 And they bore a child named Yum. 15 00:00:53,610 --> 00:00:56,490 Well, it's about time my mouth made love to some nicotine gum. 16 00:01:01,510 --> 00:01:02,510 Oh. 17 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:07,130 Wow. Oh, boy. 18 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:09,250 Too much cheese. 19 00:01:11,930 --> 00:01:12,930 Darn. 20 00:01:25,900 --> 00:01:26,738 What are you doing here? 21 00:01:26,740 --> 00:01:28,440 Living, loving, getting my sandwich on. 22 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:31,820 Sit down. Sit down. 23 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,260 Did anyone see you come in here? 24 00:01:36,980 --> 00:01:39,620 Oh, it's the homeless guy outside with his raincoat tucked into his pants. 25 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,080 I'm talking about someone we know. 26 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:44,580 Or Joy. 27 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:46,860 Why are you all wiggy, man? 28 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:49,380 I'm not wiggy. Why do you think I'm wiggy? What am I doing that's wiggy? 29 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:52,780 You're squeezing that sandwich so hard you just lost the ball. 30 00:02:04,590 --> 00:02:05,429 Probably smart. 31 00:02:05,430 --> 00:02:06,850 She looks like she would talk a lot in the sack. 32 00:02:08,550 --> 00:02:11,810 What's going on, man? All right, look, here's the thing. For about 20 years, 33 00:02:11,890 --> 00:02:15,070 I've been coming in here and getting meatball sandwiches, but I've never told 34 00:02:15,070 --> 00:02:17,790 Joy. What is she, only about the cholesterol and stuff? 35 00:02:18,230 --> 00:02:21,450 Cholesterol, please. I've seen that woman spread cold gravy on a cupcake. 36 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:32,740 It was early on in our marriage. I was out 37 00:02:32,740 --> 00:02:35,140 running a bunch of errands, and then I ended up coming in here. 38 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:40,380 When I got home later, I told Joy everything I did, but for some reason, I 39 00:02:40,380 --> 00:02:41,580 told her about the sandwich. 40 00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:43,020 Was it wrong? 41 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:44,120 Yes. 42 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:48,180 Did it make me feel better than I've ever felt in my entire life? 43 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,340 You bet your sweet black ass. 44 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:02,080 You get yourself secret meatballs. 45 00:03:03,580 --> 00:03:08,400 Every man needs a secret meatball. Yes, yes, we do. And this is the only thing 46 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,740 left in our relationship that is all mine. 47 00:03:11,180 --> 00:03:13,660 It gives you a chance to reconnect with an old friend. 48 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:19,480 You. Now, listen to this. I need you to do me a favor. You can never mention any 49 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:23,020 of this to Joy. She already knows everything else there is to know about 50 00:03:23,020 --> 00:03:27,840 knows my ATM code, my strange fear of bean -based soups. 51 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:32,140 The confusing feelings I have when I see Jude Law. 52 00:03:34,860 --> 00:03:35,860 I get that. 53 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,580 I get all weird about Prince. 54 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:50,340 The important thing to remember while maneuvering her is you have to feel like 55 00:03:50,340 --> 00:03:52,820 tiny driver inside the dune buggy. 56 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,260 I've seen a tiny badass me. 57 00:03:56,460 --> 00:03:58,600 with tiny goggles on and tiny little driving gloves. 58 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:05,360 I think of myself as tiny, but still pretty tall compared to other tiny 59 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:08,920 And tiny me is also catnip to the tiny ladies. 60 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:16,600 I know, I know. 61 00:04:16,660 --> 00:04:17,920 She's a bitch and she sleeps around. 62 00:04:19,180 --> 00:04:21,740 But you have to invite her. She's still your mother. 63 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,840 Hey, guys. You have a little sauce on your shirt. 64 00:04:28,550 --> 00:04:33,730 This must have happened at Morris when you called my name and I jumped. What 65 00:04:33,730 --> 00:04:34,730 hell are you doing? 66 00:04:34,870 --> 00:04:38,090 You have to treat a stain before it sets as long as you want to win. 67 00:04:39,610 --> 00:04:41,290 But you're making it worse. 68 00:04:41,610 --> 00:04:42,610 It's the process. 69 00:04:44,270 --> 00:04:45,870 Wow, that's definitely getting worse. 70 00:04:47,410 --> 00:04:49,610 I'm going to need some kosher salt and some pantyhose. 71 00:04:51,210 --> 00:04:52,330 Don't rub it like... 72 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:02,260 So what is that, tomato? 73 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:03,500 No. 74 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:06,080 Hell no. 75 00:05:08,780 --> 00:05:11,460 What is it, lipstick? You having an affair on me? 76 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:13,880 Maybe. 77 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,020 Maybe he's looking for a lady who doesn't ask so many questions. 78 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:20,720 You guys been sniffing dune buggy glue? 79 00:05:22,660 --> 00:05:24,120 Because you're acting really strange. 80 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:29,980 What, what, so suddenly a man can't dab another man with a wet cloth without 81 00:05:29,980 --> 00:05:30,980 being labeled strange? 82 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:32,900 What a world. 83 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:34,880 What a world indeed. 84 00:05:36,060 --> 00:05:39,420 All right, listen here, buddy. You're going to tell me what's going on, or I'm 85 00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:40,980 going to get it out of your little friend here. 86 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:43,360 He doesn't know anything. 87 00:05:43,540 --> 00:05:44,720 Yeah, I'll be the judge of that. 88 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:49,560 Hey there, Mr. Man. 89 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:55,840 That nice, smooth head of yours is getting a little sweaty. 90 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:58,760 Thank you. 91 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,340 What are you two hiding, Kenneth? 92 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:10,440 Don't call me Kenneth. My mom calls me Kenneth. 93 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:15,060 Oh, does she, Kenneth? And when does she call you Kenneth? When you're trying to 94 00:06:15,060 --> 00:06:16,060 hide something? 95 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,120 Kenneth? 96 00:06:26,030 --> 00:06:27,390 He's got a secret meatball sandwich. 97 00:06:31,770 --> 00:06:32,770 What? 98 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:36,850 You have played with my doom buggy for the last time. 99 00:06:39,450 --> 00:06:40,470 I deserve that. 100 00:06:47,010 --> 00:06:48,630 So what's the deal with the sandwich? 101 00:06:49,590 --> 00:06:53,130 All right, honey. Look, here's the thing. 102 00:06:56,110 --> 00:07:00,710 I've been going to this place called Maury's and I've been getting these 103 00:07:00,710 --> 00:07:03,410 meatball sandwiches and not telling you. 104 00:07:04,410 --> 00:07:05,690 How long have you been doing that? 105 00:07:06,650 --> 00:07:08,050 I don't know. What is this, Tuesday? 106 00:07:08,270 --> 00:07:09,270 20 years. 107 00:07:30,890 --> 00:07:33,170 about this? About your secret sandwich? 108 00:07:34,690 --> 00:07:35,810 Not so much. 109 00:07:37,610 --> 00:07:41,230 Sneaking around to get meatballs for 20 years is just so lame. 110 00:07:41,650 --> 00:07:46,390 It is. It is crazy lame. So we can pretend we've never had this 111 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:48,410 Your secret's safe with me. 112 00:07:49,170 --> 00:07:52,710 Wait a second. Hold on. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to have a 113 00:07:52,710 --> 00:07:54,310 secret yogurt right now. 114 00:07:56,950 --> 00:08:00,170 There's fruit at the bottom. Don't tell anyone. It's a 115 00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:10,840 Here's your meatball sandwich and your root beer. Thank you. Hey, I got a funny 116 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:14,200 story for you. I know, I heard it. No, no, no, no. Listen, this one you've 117 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:17,640 heard before. This is fresh stuff. I've been coming here about 20 years. You 118 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:20,080 never told your wife and then she found out and you were afraid she was going to 119 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:21,120 be angry, but she wasn't? 120 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:22,600 Should I leave the chat? 121 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:28,740 Wait a second. 122 00:08:28,780 --> 00:08:31,600 How did you hear about that story? Well, your wife told me. She was in here a 123 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:32,600 couple hours ago. 124 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:34,320 What? Yeah. 125 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:41,020 You know, she's pretty. I was surprised. I always pictured her fat Take 126 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:42,940 it away What? 127 00:09:04,650 --> 00:09:05,750 What's up? You're kind of creeping me out. 128 00:09:07,730 --> 00:09:08,730 How was your day? 129 00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:10,610 What'd you do? 130 00:09:11,430 --> 00:09:14,790 Uh, I don't know. I went to the car wash. 131 00:09:15,950 --> 00:09:17,370 I went to the bank. 132 00:09:17,710 --> 00:09:19,550 You know, we have almost no money. 133 00:09:22,450 --> 00:09:23,450 Sure do. 134 00:09:25,010 --> 00:09:26,210 Did you go anywhere else? 135 00:09:26,570 --> 00:09:29,210 No. Oh, I did pick up a chai tea. 136 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:30,810 A chai tea? 137 00:09:31,310 --> 00:09:33,010 Or a lie tea? 138 00:09:36,650 --> 00:09:39,230 I know you went to my secret meatball place. 139 00:09:39,510 --> 00:09:41,150 Convenient how you just left that out, huh? 140 00:09:41,350 --> 00:09:44,590 Okay, yeah. I went to Maury's once just to see the place. 141 00:09:44,890 --> 00:09:46,550 Well, now you've contaminated it. 142 00:09:48,990 --> 00:09:49,990 I'm sorry. 143 00:09:50,030 --> 00:09:51,430 I've contaminated it? 144 00:09:51,810 --> 00:09:53,930 There's a possum trap in the ladies' room. 145 00:09:56,010 --> 00:09:58,030 Why'd you go, Joy? I thought you didn't care. 146 00:09:58,270 --> 00:10:01,710 You were laughing when I told you. Okay, fine. Yeah, I laughed about it at 147 00:10:01,710 --> 00:10:04,510 first, but then it seemed really weird that you had to hide it from me. 148 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:08,420 I mean, what is the deal with this stupid sandwich? It's not just a 149 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:09,640 It's what it represents. 150 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:14,140 Don't you understand? It was the only thing in my life that you didn't know 151 00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:17,240 about. The one and only thing that was all mine. 152 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:21,440 Come on. There are things that we don't know about each other. I can say five 153 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,860 things right now that you don't know about me. 154 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,340 Go for it. 155 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:26,700 Okay. 156 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:28,000 I... Bleach your mustache. 157 00:10:45,870 --> 00:10:48,470 Okay, all right. Here's something you don't know, okay? 158 00:10:48,930 --> 00:10:53,610 In college once, after this concert, I... Slept with a guy named Daryl Hall 159 00:10:53,610 --> 00:10:56,850 because you thought he was part of the band Hall & Oates and he just ended up 160 00:10:56,850 --> 00:10:58,310 being a random guy named Daryl Hall. 161 00:11:05,550 --> 00:11:08,530 All right, we know everything about each other, okay? 162 00:11:09,740 --> 00:11:13,040 Call me crazy, but I don't think that that's such a bad thing in a marriage, 163 00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:14,260 babe. It's because you're a chick. 164 00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:19,380 Excuse me? Look, Joy, I'm a good husband. 165 00:11:19,860 --> 00:11:23,660 I would never cheat on you. I would never murder someone and bury them in 166 00:11:23,660 --> 00:11:24,660 pantry. 167 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:26,720 The pantry? 168 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:28,300 What's wrong with the pantry? 169 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:31,960 Well, it's just a very specific place to talk about burying someone. 170 00:11:32,380 --> 00:11:35,900 Generally, people just say the woods, but it's almost as if you have a plan. 171 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:37,960 Can I finish? 172 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:38,839 Go ahead. 173 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:43,580 Okay. My secret meatball sandwich was the last bit of my independence. 174 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:47,700 Now, I know it may sound lame, but it was important to me. 175 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,780 But now you know it, and you can never unknow it. 176 00:11:53,460 --> 00:11:55,820 I'm so sorry I know your big secret. 177 00:11:56,700 --> 00:12:00,320 Here. Why don't you hit me over the head with a frying pan, and I'll forget all 178 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,360 about it. Go ahead. 179 00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:15,150 You're not actually thinking about hitting me with that, are you? 180 00:12:17,510 --> 00:12:18,510 No. 181 00:12:23,670 --> 00:12:26,470 Hey, hun, Steph and I are heading out. What are you doing tonight? 182 00:12:26,850 --> 00:12:30,830 Why don't you tell me what I'm doing tonight, oh keeper of all secrets? 183 00:12:33,770 --> 00:12:35,390 Ew, what's that smell? 184 00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:37,690 Me. 185 00:12:40,370 --> 00:12:43,520 Wow, you are... smoldering kettle of sexual energy. 186 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:46,640 I think we better leave the room before we both jump your bones. 187 00:12:51,380 --> 00:12:53,600 Are you still bumming about that meatball thing? 188 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,300 How long is that going to last? 189 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:58,520 I don't know. Possibly forever. I'm looking into getting my own condo. 190 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,640 You know, maybe him having a secret wasn't such a bad thing. 191 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,020 Maybe it gave your relationship a little spark. 192 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:06,840 It really didn't. 193 00:13:11,210 --> 00:13:12,210 smelled like that before. 194 00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:17,170 I actually think secrets are kind of cool and exciting. 195 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:22,630 I mean, I love Jeff, but I know everything about him. 196 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:25,610 I'm desperately hoping there's something I don't know. 197 00:13:26,550 --> 00:13:27,910 So it keeps me going. 198 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,120 need to get a new secret. 199 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:46,880 What? 200 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,240 What brought this on? 201 00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:53,040 I don't know. Maybe your secret meatballs did give you an air of mystery 202 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:57,000 without them you are just a big tall pile of bleh. 203 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,160 A new secret, huh? 204 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:02,040 I think it's going to be good for us. 205 00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:03,039 You know what? 206 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,940 Maybe I'm going to get myself a secret too. 207 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,800 Ooh, a lady's secret. 208 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,340 How very forward thinking. 209 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:10,480 I'll allow it. 210 00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:21,060 Oh, I totally ruined Eddie's marriage, so I'm taking him out for a tuna 211 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,060 sandwich. 212 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,220 Ah, gentlemen, hey, Kenny. 213 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,680 Hey, what's going on, Eddie? 214 00:14:27,140 --> 00:14:31,660 Ready for your apology lunch? Oh, no need to apologize, my friend. Joy has 215 00:14:31,660 --> 00:14:34,260 change of heart. She's going to let me pick a new secret. 216 00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:38,100 Apparently, your wife got to her. She said you're a snooze to live with 217 00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:41,120 there's nothing mysterious about you, so she figured that I could be... 218 00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:48,980 There's nothing mysterious about me? 219 00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:51,540 That's right. 220 00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:57,360 Okay, right. So look, this is what I need. I need you guys to focus here and 221 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:00,980 come up with a great new secret for me that's going to blow meatball sandwiches 222 00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:02,940 out of the water. Anybody, what do you got? 223 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:04,440 Secret tacos. 224 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:09,080 Okay, see, now you're replacing food with food. Come on, we're better than 225 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,000 Boink the science teacher. 226 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:13,920 Frank Littleton? 227 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,040 I'm sorry, I meant the new math teacher. 228 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,040 Let's keep it above the belt, all right? 229 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:23,900 Secret bird? 230 00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:25,020 Secret hamster? 231 00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:26,199 Secret squirrel? 232 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,200 Secret jetpack! 233 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,800 Do us a favor, get a haircut. 234 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:37,080 How could she not think I'm mysterious? 235 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,300 I am a magician, for God's sake. 236 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:40,980 You know, I own two capes. 237 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:46,420 All right, look, this is the thing. We've got to make sure that my secret is 238 00:15:46,420 --> 00:15:47,460 better than Joy's. 239 00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:49,060 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 240 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,160 Joy gets to have a secret, too? 241 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:52,740 Yeah. Oh, boy. 242 00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:54,680 What, what, what? What, oh, boy? 243 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:58,520 What's wrong with that? A good secret is when it's yours and you know what it 244 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,820 is. A bad secret is when it's hers. 245 00:16:01,470 --> 00:16:02,750 And she's riding the pool boy. 246 00:16:03,570 --> 00:16:07,630 Look, nobody's going to be having sex with anybody, okay? 247 00:16:07,930 --> 00:16:13,230 Of course. It's going to be fine. You got a bosomy, free -spirited lady doing 248 00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:16,470 stuff and not telling you. What could possibly go wrong? 249 00:16:21,490 --> 00:16:22,490 What'd you do today? 250 00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:25,570 I hung out. Went around. 251 00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:29,210 Got a pretty great new secret rolling. 252 00:16:30,219 --> 00:16:33,160 But of course, that is all that I can divulge. 253 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,340 Obviously. That makes it a secret. 254 00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:38,680 Good. You get it. 255 00:16:40,340 --> 00:16:43,920 But I can tell you that mine is pretty spectacular. 256 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:49,900 And I don't mind telling you that I am loving my secret, too. 257 00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:52,800 Great. Couldn't be happier for you. 258 00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:55,140 Secrets, huh? 259 00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:56,660 Fun to keep. 260 00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:58,380 Fun also. 261 00:17:12,669 --> 00:17:15,410 One secret pinwheel, please. 262 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,100 What is going on in here? 263 00:17:52,980 --> 00:17:54,240 What? My secret. 264 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:58,240 You can't just take my secret and make it your secret. You're breaking the laws 265 00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,240 of secrets. 266 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:04,460 Why? It couldn't be your secret anymore, and the sandwich is delicious. 267 00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:08,020 Did you go with melted mozzarella on the top? What other cheese could you 268 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,380 possibly go with on there? 269 00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:10,660 I don't know. 270 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,260 Feta? Feta? 271 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:15,920 Feta? Oh, you know what? I can't even look at you right now. You have no 272 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:19,580 business being in here. And you, you, I guess you'll just wait on anybody, won't 273 00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:20,580 you? 274 00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:23,460 I'm a waitress. That's kind of what I do. 275 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:29,360 I don't know why you're getting so upset about this. You said your new secret 276 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,360 was spectacular. 277 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,160 I lied. 278 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:33,760 Am I right, Joy? 279 00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:36,120 I don't even have a new secret. 280 00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:38,520 I couldn't even think of anything else. 281 00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:40,820 That's how lame I am. 282 00:18:41,140 --> 00:18:43,880 Well, why do you think I took your secret? I couldn't think of anything 283 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:44,960 either. That's how lame I am. 284 00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:46,820 So that's it. 285 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,720 Now we know everything about each other. 286 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,040 We're no longer two independent beings. 287 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:59,600 This is the end of Joy and Eddie. We've simply become... Jetty. 288 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,020 But you know what? Who cares? 289 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,180 This has been exhausting anyway. 290 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:14,460 Now that we have absolutely nothing left to hide, I'm actually feeling a 291 00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:17,040 strange sense of peace. 292 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:18,600 Yeah, me too. 293 00:19:25,449 --> 00:19:26,890 Sorry you lost your secret. 294 00:19:28,410 --> 00:19:34,890 But you know when your last shred of independence is a meatball sandwich kind 295 00:19:34,890 --> 00:19:35,890 running out of road. 296 00:19:40,270 --> 00:19:43,270 I'm going to go try to find a fork that doesn't have gum on it. 297 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,180 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, what do you got going on there? Oh, this is a new 298 00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:55,700 sandwich. It's not on the menu yet. It's peppers and sausage and cheese on a 299 00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:56,700 jalapeno roll. 300 00:19:57,220 --> 00:20:01,800 Listen, next time I'm in here, throw a little bacon on that and keep it on the 301 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:02,800 down low. 302 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:08,320 Secret sausage. 303 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,700 Why don't you go upstairs and bleach your mustache? 22884