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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,659 --> 00:00:05,080 All right, buddy, you can do it. 2 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:08,360 Now, when I say go, I want you to put everything you've got into it, okay? 3 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:09,920 All right. 4 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:13,580 Go. 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:14,680 Oh, 6 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:20,120 did he say go? I guess I should start pushing now. Wow, is that your hardest? 7 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,580 Dude, you just got beat by a girl who can fit in a keyhole. 8 00:00:33,980 --> 00:00:34,980 Hello, class. 9 00:00:37,340 --> 00:00:39,140 Woody, what are you doing on the floor? 10 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:40,820 Uh, looking for his bride. 11 00:00:41,860 --> 00:00:43,440 Uh, can't find it. 12 00:00:44,260 --> 00:00:45,720 Ooh, and I found a piece of gum. 13 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:51,620 Okey -dokey, then. 14 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:56,740 So, in social studies this week, we're going to do something a little 15 00:00:57,520 --> 00:00:59,820 You sit in one of these chairs while we bore you to death? 16 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:04,640 Well, I know two and I'm already sad. 17 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:11,860 Now, this assignment is going to be worth half your grade, but everyone will 18 00:01:11,860 --> 00:01:12,860 have a partner. 19 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:13,880 Everybody! 20 00:01:14,540 --> 00:01:17,520 And the two of you will become a married couple. 21 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:19,600 What? 22 00:01:22,580 --> 00:01:23,960 No one wants to marry me? 23 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:25,940 You get used to it. 24 00:02:48,270 --> 00:02:52,250 But what say you be my sugar mama, and I'll tell you you're the smartest girl I 25 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:53,250 ever met. 26 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,320 marriages end in divorce. 27 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:26,880 The other half limp along in uncomfortable silence. 28 00:03:29,860 --> 00:03:36,320 But this is because people often don't realize how hard it is to share a life 29 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,320 with another person. 30 00:03:37,660 --> 00:03:41,140 My daddy's great at marriage. He's done it eight times. 31 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:44,040 Okay. 32 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:49,800 Now, everyone, pick a card out of this bowl to determine your career. 33 00:04:22,250 --> 00:04:25,010 Ooh, sanitation engineer. Cool, I'm an engineer. 34 00:04:25,230 --> 00:04:27,630 That means garbage man. 35 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:29,790 Ooh, I drive a truck. 36 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:31,570 That crushes stuff. 37 00:04:35,170 --> 00:04:37,450 Who's Brian Sergion? 38 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,730 It says brain surgeon. 39 00:04:41,010 --> 00:04:44,150 Ooh, and even though this is pretend, that makes me nervous. 40 00:04:46,290 --> 00:04:49,690 Um, why don't you be a housewife? 41 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:51,370 Can I be a mansion wife? 42 00:05:00,780 --> 00:05:02,680 Marriage is going great, isn't it, Bailey Bunny? 43 00:05:02,980 --> 00:05:04,440 It sure is, Cody Kitten. 44 00:05:06,020 --> 00:05:08,180 You two should be spayed and neutered. 45 00:05:10,660 --> 00:05:12,500 Zach, I need you to sign this prenup. 46 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:14,920 I don't sign anything without Cody reading it first. 47 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:16,840 He doesn't need to read it. 48 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:20,700 It's just a contract that says if we get divorced, I get to keep all my money 49 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:23,060 and you get to keep whatever you can fit to this hobo sack. 50 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:27,840 What? I'm not interested in your fake money. 51 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:31,380 Did I mention there's a signing bonus with real money? 52 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:37,680 Initials, signature, DNA sample. 53 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:44,500 So, what should we do today, money? I mean, honey. 54 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:47,300 We're going shopping to get you new clothes. What sizes do you need? 55 00:05:47,820 --> 00:05:52,200 28 -inch pants, 36 -inch jacket, and 65 -inch TV. 56 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:53,500 Done. 57 00:05:58,160 --> 00:05:59,580 I love being fake married to you. 58 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:01,239 Thanks, sweetie. 59 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,960 But it's our honeymoon. Do you really have to work? 60 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,500 I'm not working. This is my lunch. 61 00:06:11,820 --> 00:06:12,820 Want a bite? 62 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:23,000 Hi, Ms. Tutwala. Sorry I was out sick the other day. I heard you were in the 63 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:26,800 infirmary. Yeah, I put on a pair of Zach socks by mistake and had a little... 64 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:28,180 Fungus situation. 65 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:30,760 So what's been going on? 66 00:06:31,380 --> 00:06:32,560 Everybody got married. 67 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:35,340 Wow, you missed one date. 68 00:06:37,820 --> 00:06:40,500 Don't worry, Marcus. I will find something for you. 69 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:50,120 Wow, 70 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:52,540 Zach, you look great. 71 00:06:52,940 --> 00:06:55,200 Sorry to break your hearts, ladies, but I'm off the market. 72 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:56,399 Yeah. 73 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:57,400 Oh, trophy husband. 74 00:06:57,760 --> 00:06:58,940 I'm a trophy husband. 75 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:03,060 So, class, how are all your marriages going? 76 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,080 Good. I'm a trophy husband. 77 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:07,040 Woody is the perfect husband. 78 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:32,600 Sometimes it does. 79 00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:42,000 And sometimes you realize the person you're in a relationship with isn't who 80 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,000 thought they were. 81 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:47,560 Like, sometimes you think that someone's a great guy, and then you find out that 82 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:50,040 his business trips are to visit his girlfriend in Pecora. 83 00:08:10,730 --> 00:08:11,409 Please say cheese. 84 00:08:11,410 --> 00:08:12,410 Please say cheese. 85 00:08:13,030 --> 00:08:14,030 Life. 86 00:08:14,290 --> 00:08:15,290 Dang it. 87 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:22,290 Now, each couple will spin and adapt their marriage to whatever fate has in 88 00:08:22,290 --> 00:08:23,290 store. 89 00:08:23,650 --> 00:08:26,390 Who wants to go first? Oh, we do. We do. Okay. 90 00:08:29,350 --> 00:08:31,310 You go, honey. Big money. Big money. 91 00:08:41,549 --> 00:08:43,590 Oh, looks like Zach is getting a new job. 92 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:47,130 Thank goodness. I won't be married to a garbage man anymore. 93 00:08:47,410 --> 00:08:53,130 So you quit your job to pursue your lifelong dream of joining the circus. 94 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:49,800 a great chance to practice our Japanese. 95 00:10:30,790 --> 00:10:31,649 Light search? 96 00:10:31,650 --> 00:10:32,650 Of course. 97 00:10:33,950 --> 00:10:36,670 You did not just put my sweater on a hanger. 98 00:10:38,790 --> 00:10:40,590 Sorry, sweetie. I'm doing my best. 99 00:10:41,070 --> 00:10:42,910 Uh, honey, can I have another sip of juice? 100 00:10:44,190 --> 00:10:45,190 More juice? 101 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,710 You've had a lot, and I don't really like where that's headed. 102 00:10:49,610 --> 00:10:51,270 Okay, I guess I'll get it myself. 103 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,090 you know, walked or done anything. 104 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:20,110 I'm doing something. I'm telling you how to do the laundry. 105 00:11:20,770 --> 00:11:23,070 Yeah, really enjoyed the sock folding video. 106 00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:26,910 Uh, I'm feeling a little chill. Can you grab me a blanket? 107 00:11:28,290 --> 00:11:29,290 Sure, sweetie. 108 00:11:32,470 --> 00:11:35,710 Can you tuck me? 109 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,860 Anything else? Maybe a foot rub or a fresh shrimp cocktail? 110 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,040 Oh, that sounds nice. 111 00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:48,960 Oh, that sounds nice. 112 00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:53,220 Oh, oh, too tight talking. 113 00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:55,800 Oh, let me fix that for you. 114 00:11:56,360 --> 00:12:01,340 You really should vacuum down here. 115 00:13:33,610 --> 00:13:37,810 question you each will write down your answer and we'll see how well your 116 00:13:37,810 --> 00:13:43,850 answers match with your spouse a spouse means the person you're married to not a 117 00:13:43,850 --> 00:13:45,470 cross between a spider and a mouse 118 00:14:30,730 --> 00:14:34,870 Pants is an abbreviation for pantaloons, which no one wears these days. 119 00:14:38,430 --> 00:14:43,310 I think the appropriate term would have been slacks, trousers, or even breeches. 120 00:16:27,050 --> 00:16:28,050 relationship. 121 00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:34,310 If you have to go to the bathroom so badly, just get up and go. 122 00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:37,450 I'm sick of doing everything while you sit there whining and criticizing. 123 00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:41,970 I wouldn't have to criticize you if you did things right. You mixed up my soup 124 00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:44,670 and my bedpan. Not that the soup you made was any better. 125 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:14,480 know that was there well this is where i come to cry too you know because i have 126 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:21,260 allergies i just thought cody was the one but i feel like i was giving more 127 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:26,940 he was look bailey the whole point of this assignment was to show you guys 128 00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:32,040 relationships are about compromise give and take for better for worse and 129 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:37,120 sickness and in health i should have been a little more sympathetic to cody 130 00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:46,020 a couple as perfectly matched as you and Cody? I mean, don't let this little 131 00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:48,220 disagreement break you up. 132 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:34,060 I promise you, if I ever really break my legs, I would crawl to the ends of the 133 00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:35,180 earth to make you happy. 134 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:36,840 You would crawl. 135 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,220 Cody, I'll never find anyone as good as you. 136 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,440 I'll never find anyone as good as you either. 137 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:47,300 And I'll never find anyone. 138 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:54,380 These are beautiful, Cody. 139 00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:20,470 I think we learned that marriage isn't easy. 140 00:21:20,810 --> 00:21:23,770 Yes. Though it can be great, you shouldn't enter into it lightly. 141 00:21:24,090 --> 00:21:26,710 I learned that I may actually have a career as a clown. 142 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:54,280 divorced. Miss Tallweiler, will you please tell London that we weren't 143 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,940 married so we don't really need a divorce? 144 00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:57,840 Oh, well then that was easy. 145 00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:01,380 I guess you guys forget about paying Zach that whole million dollar alimony 146 00:22:01,380 --> 00:22:02,380 settlement. 147 00:22:02,460 --> 00:22:03,419 Oh, wait, what? 148 00:22:03,420 --> 00:22:05,620 That wasn't me. That was the clown talking. 149 00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:12,380 By the way, one of those lawyers is single. 150 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,380 London, don't be ridiculous. 11269