All language subtitles for The Suite Life on Deck s02e05 Smarticle Particles

What are you doing?

Shh. Come here.

I'm playing a prank on Woody. You see,
yesterday, he salted my pudding cup. You

don't salt a man's pudding cup.

Men don't eat pudding cups.

So, when Woody sees the plate of free
goodies, he'll pick it up. Which will

the fishing line. Which is attached to a
bucket of freezing ocean water on the

upper deck. Which will plummet to the
earth, getting said Woody soaking wet.

Which will make me laugh until I wet
myself.

And yet, you never have time to do your
homework.

What are you doing?

Zach's playing a prank on you.

Somebody's idea of a joke?

What is going on here?

Zach just drenched Becky Muldoon.

Uh -oh. She's captain of the wrestling
team. The boys' wrestling team.

Who did this?

He did. This guy. Radio.

after I beat you into tiny zap pieces.

Miss Muldoon, will you please put him
down?

Thank you.

Yeah, thanks.

Mosby may have saved you for now, but
meet me here at three o 'clock and bring

bandages.

That's just an act.

That's one heck of an act.

Yep.

Pillow to rest my weedle head on while
everyone else takes the quiz.

Night mask to cover my weedle wife so I
can nap while everyone else takes the

quiz.

And for later, a weedle fashion magazine
to read since I'll have detention for

sleeping while everyone else takes the
quiz.

London, you have to try a weedle harder.

Look, I told your father you would do
better at school.

I am. I didn't fail anything last
semester.

I got straight Ds.

Look, London, you have to do better. For
my sake.

I just don't want to let your father
down.

I mean, the last person that let your
father down... Actually, we don't know

what happened to the last person that
let your father down.

I miss Uncle Teddy.

Well,

don't worry, Mosby. If worse comes to
worse, I can set you up with a new name

life in the Andes Mountains.

How do you feel about being a goat
herder?

How would you feel if I took away your
diamond polisher?

Just me?

I thought you were Becky coming to
pummel me early.

Man, I've been so nervous today, I've
already sweated through three shirts.

Me too.

What are you worried about?

Nothing.

But if you want to win the fight, I have
a great move.

Okay, come at me.

What are you doing?

It's called the armadillo. It protects
the face and all vital organs.

This is the most ridiculous thing I have
ever seen.

Please follow me. Please follow me.
Please follow me.

It's the armadillo.

Okay, define the placebo effect.

It's what happens when you give someone
a sugar pill and tell them it's

medicine. And because they believe it
will help them, it does.

Kind of like when your mommy kisses your
boo -boo.

All I know is that you're my little boo
-boo.

in here because Mosby told you to study
in front of me?

No, we're just doing our homework.

Something you should try.

Why should I do your homework?

If we don't ask you to do our homework
for us, will this conversation be over?

Look, I'm just not a very good student.

Oh, and don't blame me if Mosby goes
missing.

I'm guessing Mr. Tipton threatened Mosby
to get London's grades up.

I bet I could help her get at least a B
on the final if she would just want me

to tutor her.

I'll take that bet.

You're on.

Please, better than you have tried.

Meaning you?

Yes, and I once taught a monkey to
divide fractions and make a killer

tort. Is that monkey back?

Maybe.

London, have you ever marveled at how
beautiful math can be?

Bailey, there are a few things I marvel
at. A diamond the size of a cat.

A giraffe. made out of solid gold.

And? Me!

But math?

No.

These problems aren't that hard.

Okay, take this one.

Your bus leaves the station at... I
would never take the bus.

I would take my private jet.

Why?

Your private jet leaves the bus station
at 6 a .m.

He's the one driving me.

So let's assume that your chauffeur has
gotten you to your private jet at, say,

noon. But you'll have lunch on the
plane.

Goodie! Wait, what are we having?

Ah, so I see the tutoring is going well.

Bailey's an even worse teacher than you.
I mean, you didn't teach me anything

either, but at least you gave me treats.
Ah, study break!

Might as well give up now.

No. We still have time before that
final. I know inside London there's a

girl screaming to get out.

Yeah, she's screaming, help, I'm trapped
inside a dimwit.

Stop saying that. I just need to get her
to focus.

Not gonna happen. Unless you got some
magic potion.

Or a placebo.

Man, what am I gonna do?

You know, if I dodge Becky, everyone
will think I'm a wimp.

But if I stay here and get my butt
kicked by a girl, everyone will think

wimp.

If I kick her butt... Martin!

You know what I'm going to do to you?

This is your head now.

That's your head when I'm done with you.

I'm guessing kicking her butt isn't an
option.

of getting in a tussle and making some
poor crewman mop up my blood from the

deck. We just shake hands and let
bygones be bygones.

You know what?

You're right. You're right. Put her
there.

Does anyone else see a bright white
light?

Grammy, is that you?

Look,

Becky, I have nothing against you. I've
always...

Yeah. I did not pray to him.

Get close to you.

I've always admired you since I saw you
punch out that jerk.

Really? Really.

You know, in fact, you might even say I
have a crush on you.

Kind of like what your butt is doing to
my rib cage.

want to go out with me?

Isn't it obvious?

Okay. Yeah.

Okay.

Why are they at eight?

Right after you help them raise the
anchor.

Okay.

Yeah.

Wow.

When did you start liking Becky?

When my spine went through my chest.

some last -minute studying to do for
this quiz.

Okay, let me see. A squared plus B
squared equals... Uh, equals...

Oh, that's right.

C squared.

Magic perfume, what would I do without
you?

Uh, Bailey?

Why are you thinking your perfume?

I'm gonna give you my secret weapon for
doing well in school.

Perfume that smells like donkey?

It's made with special amino acids,
vitamins, and minerals that, when

seep through the pores of your skin and
act as a brain neuron enhancer.

Huh?

Stinky help you thinky.

It has smarticle particles?

Yes.

It'll make everything easier to
understand and help you to focus. Oh,

be a better student?

Aren't the lights pretty?

Where?

Here.

For the fifth time tonight, please stop
lifting me.

Sorry, have it.

Which reminds me, I have a big wrestling
match this weekend.

I'm taking on a visiting team from the
Ukraine.

Ah, dadgummit. That means I won't be
able to see.

in the stands cheering me on with other
guys' girlfriends.

Right?

So now I'm a girlfriend?

Which reminds me, I signed you up to
bring the team snack.

Well, I have to go use the little girls'
room.

Will you miss me?

I can't take this anymore.

I need to break up with Becky.

First, I have to make lemon squares for
12.

Can you make it 13?

So, what'd you get?

An A.

Same old, same old. What'd you get?

I got a C+. A C plus?

And it's all thanks to Bailey. I told
you, you could... do it.

You're the bestest teacher in the whole
whitestest world.

We'll work on grammar next week.

I have to admit, I'm impressed.

How'd you do it?

Easy. I was patient, organized. Make
sure you have enough of that magic brain

perfume so I can ace the final. Yeah.

And you lied.

I prefer the word inspired.

Lied. Motivated.

myself look ugly so Becky will break up
with me.

But it can't be done. I don't have a bad
angle. Why would I curse with these

drop -dead good looks?

Let's not forget your charming modesty.

I know.

I'm the complete package.

Look, Woodford, I need your help.

How do you repel girls?

Well, it usually starts right after I
say hello.

interested in some other guy.

Wait, that's it. You're a genius.

I am?

Yes, I need you to woo and win Becky
Muldoon.

I told you I'm not good with females.

Don't you worry, Plywood.

I'm gonna teach you how to flirt.

Okay, now, just pretend this is Becky.

Now watch and learn.

Excuse me, but...

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

That's good.

I know.

Or... Are you from Tennessee?

Because you're the only ten.

I see.

Okay, now you draw it.

Hey there.

Did it hurt when you fell from
Tennessee?

Oh, that's wrong. That's wrong.

You know what?

Just be bold and sweep her off her feet.

Come here, gorgeous.

Oh, I'm sorry. I just couldn't help
myself.

Okay, now you try.

Hey there, gorgeous.

I'm sorry, but I just couldn't help
myself.

Zach, I think I broke Becky.

I can't believe London thinks that cheap
perfume is making her smart.

Cheap? You bought me that perfume.

That's how I know it's cheap.

Well, cheap or not, it made her smart,
so pay up.

The bet was a B on the final, and the
final's not till tomorrow.

Meanwhile, I'm sure London's back to
figuring out how doorknobs work.

Good day, fellow smarty arties.

London, I love this new look. Thank you,
thank you. It's your basic smart person

look.

So, are we discussing something smart?

We're talking about Cody's job.

Is it a smart job?

I hand out towels.

Are they smart towels?

Yeah, they absorb everything.

So does my brain.

And it's all thanks to Bailey's
tutoring.

I don't know. Don't you smell? Shouldn't
you be studying?

Oh, that's right. I even called my daddy
and told him I plan on getting an A.

So bring like a bucket of that Smurper
milk.

London, is it true?

I heard from your teacher you got a C.

Nope.

I got a C plus.

Joy of joys. London, I haven't been this
proud of you since you learned that

socks don't go over your head.

Keep up the good work.

Oh, I don't have to hurt goats. I don't
have to hurt goats.

someone smarter, but I also saved a
bunch of goats from a dangerously

inexperienced herder.

I still don't think it's fair that you
lied to London about that perfume.

Hey, a bet's a bet. You never said I
couldn't use a placebo.

Well, are you ever going to tell London
that it's just ordinary perfume and it

can't make her smart?

What London doesn't know won't hurt her.

And in her case, that's a lot.

Hey, London.

How's it going?

I'm not really smart.

I just smell smart.

Well, that was odd, even for London.

Hey, woodchuck, you clean up nicely.

Oh, okay, now remember what I told you.
You go over there, and you sweep Becky

off her feet.

Okay, but if she hurts me, it's on your
conscience.

I'll take that chance.

And you fell from heaven.

No, but it's gonna hurt when I throw you
from the crow's nest.

Okay.

But I wanted to know if you were from
Tennessee, because you're the only 10 I

see.

Get it?

10? Like, you're hot?

You think I'm hot?

Oh, this herbal shampoo is really paying
off.

But you should know that I'm with
somebody.

Okay.

Uh, look, Becky.

Oh, jeez!

Oh, what is this I see?

My best friend in the arms of my best
girl?

Zach, you don't understand.

No, I do understand, you two -timer.
This relationship is over.

Zach!

cannot help. I must try and mend my
broken heart with a pudding cup. Oh,

please stop. Haven't you hurt me enough?

I'm a dildo.

Please let me be. Please let me be.
Please let me be.

Hey, what's up? You look kind of down. I
am.

I don't suppose you have a perfume for
that.

What do you mean?

phony baloney perfume how did you find
out i overheard you and cody talking

about fooling me with that fake perfume
that's just a gazebo but on the bright

side it did get you to study and you got
a better grade you've always been able

to do it on your own

You have special smart lipstick?

Yeah, here.

Oh, it's working.

I feel smarter already.

You even look smarter.

Let me at that final.

You know, it hurts being smart.

Like a girl.

Thank you.

I think.

Well, you know, if you come here to win
me back, you've won.

I actually already have a date with
someone else.

What about us?

What happened?

What happened is I met someone who
really connects with me.

And he makes me feel beautiful.

Who is this Casanova?

talk to you for a second come here what
are you doing dating my girl you told me

to you were so worried about looking
like a wimp you didn't even notice becky

sweet smart funny and she can birth the
minute waltz in 30 seconds she's every

man's dream

you been kissing a clown?

Oh, this?

It's just something to help me study.

Well, in that case, you've never looked
lovely.

Thank you.

So, Cody, now that Bailey and my new
smarticles have won your bet, what did

get? A limo? A boat? A million dollars?

A kiss on the cheek? Heya.

My pleasure.

Ugh. Poor people.

foot rub, I can convince London a giant
merman is holding up the ship.