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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,706 --> 00:00:10,475 COMING RIGHT UP, ONE "PRUNE MADNESS" FOR YOU 2 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,010 AND ONE "SUPER FRUITY" FOR THE AMAZING BEAUTY. 3 00:00:17,116 --> 00:00:18,817 SINCE WHEN DOES THE HELP MAKE IMPROPER ADVANCES 4 00:00:18,851 --> 00:00:23,154 - AT THE PASSENGERS? - SINCE I STARTED WORKING HERE? 5 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:24,622 - DADDY, HE WAS JUST-- - HUSH, OLIVIA. 6 00:00:24,657 --> 00:00:27,426 AND YOU-- UCK. 7 00:00:29,162 --> 00:00:30,995 THAT IS SO FUNNY. 8 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:32,431 EVERY ADULT GIVES ME THE SAME NICKNAME. 9 00:00:36,769 --> 00:00:38,970 DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU JUST SPOKE TO? 10 00:00:39,005 --> 00:00:41,005 UH, THE GUY SUNBATHING IN THE SUIT AND TIE? 11 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:45,343 WAIT, LET ME GUESS. THE PRESIDENT OF THE I-LIKE-TO-SWEAT CLUB. 12 00:00:45,377 --> 00:00:47,879 NO, THAT'S MONROE CABOT, 13 00:00:47,913 --> 00:00:50,315 THE DEAN OF ADMISSIONS AT HARVARD UNIVERSITY. 14 00:00:50,350 --> 00:00:52,751 I'D DO ANYTHING TO MAKE A GREAT IMPRESSION ON HIM. 15 00:00:56,022 --> 00:00:58,457 CONSIDER IT DONE. GRAB A TOWEL. 16 00:00:58,491 --> 00:01:00,358 WHY? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 17 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:01,793 I'M GETTING YOU INTO HARVARD. 18 00:01:04,263 --> 00:01:08,033 ( monotone ) HERE IS YOUR PRUNE MADNESS. UH-OH, I'M TRIPPING. 19 00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:09,234 OH, WHAT THE-- 20 00:01:10,870 --> 00:01:14,239 - OF ALL THE-- - OH, IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD A TOWEL! 21 00:01:17,977 --> 00:01:19,144 UH, R-RIGHT HERE, SIR. 22 00:01:19,178 --> 00:01:22,514 LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU. THAT'S A HANDSOME CASHMERE 23 00:01:22,548 --> 00:01:24,583 SO ONE SHOULD DAB, NOT RUB. 24 00:01:24,617 --> 00:01:26,785 THANK YOU, YOUNG MAN. 25 00:01:26,819 --> 00:01:29,587 ( chuckles ) NOT A PROBLEM, MR. CABOT. 26 00:01:29,621 --> 00:01:31,823 IT'S AN HONOR TO BE SERVING A HARVARD MAN. 27 00:01:31,857 --> 00:01:33,025 HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS? 28 00:01:33,059 --> 00:01:36,261 I'LL HANDLE THIS, OLIVIA. HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? 29 00:01:36,295 --> 00:01:38,596 HE KNOWS EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT HARVARD. 30 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:41,033 GO AHEAD, CODY. TELL HIM HOW MANY BRICKS THERE ARE 31 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:42,333 IN THE HARVARD YARD. 32 00:01:42,368 --> 00:01:46,238 81,204. 33 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:47,572 I WENT THERE LAST SUMMER. COUNTED 'EM. 34 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:52,010 GOING TO HARVARD IS MY LIFE'S DREAM. 35 00:01:52,012 --> 00:01:54,346 WELL, HARVARD CAN USE BRIGHT YOUNG MEN LIKE YOU. 36 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:56,247 THANK YOU, SIR. 37 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:58,550 - AND YOU-- - I KNOW... UCK. 38 00:02:01,987 --> 00:02:03,589 - ( pop music playing ) - OH-AY-OH! 39 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:07,292 OH-AY-OH! 40 00:02:07,326 --> 00:02:09,561 COME ALONG WITH ME 41 00:02:09,595 --> 00:02:12,664 LET'S HEAD OUT TO SEE WHAT THIS WORLD HAS 42 00:02:12,698 --> 00:02:15,400 FOR YOU AND FOR ME NOW 43 00:02:15,434 --> 00:02:17,602 WHICHEVER WAY THE WIND BLOWS 44 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:19,271 WE SAY HEY, HO, LET'S GO! 45 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:22,006 - OH-AY-OH! - THIS BOAT'S ROCKIN' 46 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:25,777 - OH-AY-OH! - AIN'T NO STOPPING US NOW 47 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:28,013 'CAUSE WE'RE LIVING THE SUITE LIFE 48 00:02:28,047 --> 00:02:30,915 - OH-AY-OH! - THIS BOAT'S ROCKIN' 49 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:35,521 - OH-AY-OH! - ROCKIN' THE WHOLE WORLD ROUND 50 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:38,456 AND WE'RE LIVING THE SUITE LIFE NOW 51 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:41,092 HEY, HO! OH-AY-OH! LET'S GO! 52 00:02:46,766 --> 00:02:49,701 ( alarm clock ringing, clucking ) 53 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:56,674 ( crows ) 54 00:02:56,709 --> 00:03:00,078 RISE AND SHINE. SHINE AND RISE. 55 00:03:00,112 --> 00:03:01,580 THE COWS NEED MILKING, SO OPEN YOUR EYES. 56 00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:07,719 IT'S 6:00 A.M. LOOK, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO GET UP SO EARLY? 57 00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:09,888 THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE WORM. 58 00:03:09,922 --> 00:03:12,490 IS THAT WHAT YOU FARM FOLK EAT FOR BREAKFAST? 59 00:03:12,524 --> 00:03:14,826 IT'S AN EXPRESSION. YOU KNOW LIKE... 60 00:03:14,860 --> 00:03:16,294 "YOU'RE AS DUMB AS A POST." 61 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:19,197 I DON'T GET IT. 62 00:03:22,101 --> 00:03:23,401 WHEN I ASKED YOU TO GO TO SLEEP LAST NIGHT, 63 00:03:23,435 --> 00:03:26,070 YOU STAYED ON THE PHONE CHIT-CHATTING TILL ALL HOURS. 64 00:03:26,105 --> 00:03:29,041 IT WAS 7:30! 65 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:31,342 EVEN THE OLD PEOPLE WERE STILL AWAKE PLAYING BINGO. 66 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:36,014 THAT'S BECAUSE THEY DID WELL IN SCHOOL AND CAN SPELL "BINGO." 67 00:03:36,048 --> 00:03:37,382 THERE'S ONLY ONE SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM: 68 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:40,318 TONIGHT YOU GO SLEEP IN THAT BIG WHITE HAMMOCK OUTSIDE. 69 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:42,220 - THAT'S A LIFEBOAT. - I KNOW. 70 00:03:42,254 --> 00:03:43,922 AND TAKE YOUR CHIRPY CHICKEN WITH YA. 71 00:03:56,301 --> 00:03:57,969 HEY, OLIVIA. WANT SOME WATERMELON? 72 00:03:58,003 --> 00:04:01,706 I'D LOVE SOME, BUT MY DADDY SAYS I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK TO YOU. 73 00:04:01,740 --> 00:04:03,742 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK. 74 00:04:03,776 --> 00:04:06,244 JUST SIT, EAT AND SPIT SEEDS INTO THIS TOWEL. 75 00:04:06,278 --> 00:04:07,979 WOW, THE TOWEL BOY MUST HATE YOU. 76 00:04:08,013 --> 00:04:09,481 YES. 77 00:04:11,984 --> 00:04:14,552 MM. THIS IS SO SWEET. 78 00:04:14,586 --> 00:04:17,255 WELL, IF YOU LIKE THINGS THAT ARE SWEET, 79 00:04:17,289 --> 00:04:19,123 HOW ABOUT A DATE WITH ME? 80 00:04:19,158 --> 00:04:20,726 I'D LOVE TO, BUT UNFORTUNATELY 81 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,227 I CAN ONLY GO OUT WITH BOYS MY FATHER APPROVES OF. 82 00:04:23,262 --> 00:04:26,364 - SO I GUESS YOU HAVEN'T DATED-- - EVER. NEVER. 83 00:04:26,398 --> 00:04:30,034 NEVER DATED. HE WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME HAVE AN IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND. 84 00:04:30,069 --> 00:04:31,503 - REALLY? - YEAH. 85 00:04:31,537 --> 00:04:33,438 BUT I HAD ONE ANYWAY. 86 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:34,806 HIS NAME WAS CHAD. GO AWAY, CHAD. 87 00:04:38,711 --> 00:04:41,480 WELL, I KNOW OF A WAY TO HAVE A REAL BOYFRIEND 88 00:04:41,514 --> 00:04:43,615 THAT YOUR FATHER WILL APPROVE OF. 89 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,650 YOU'RE GOING TO BECOME A BORING STICK-IN-THE-MUD? 90 00:04:45,684 --> 00:04:48,086 NO, NOT WHEN I CAN BORROW ONE... 91 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:50,855 CODY. 92 00:04:50,889 --> 00:04:52,590 BUT I DON'T WANT TO DATE CODY. 93 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:54,459 OH, NO ONE DOES. JUST TRUST ME. 94 00:04:57,262 --> 00:04:58,996 I HATE ZACK. I HATE ZACK. 95 00:04:59,031 --> 00:05:01,099 - HI, ZACK. - HEY, BUDDY. 96 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,301 LOOK, I REALLY LIKE OLIVIA SO I NEED YOU 97 00:05:03,335 --> 00:05:05,103 TO PRETEND TO DATE HER. 98 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,771 SEE, MY FATHER WON'T LET ME DATE ZACK 99 00:05:06,805 --> 00:05:08,673 BECAUSE HE THINKS HE'S A WORTHLESS GOOD-FOR-NOTHING LOSER. 100 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:13,144 YOUR FATHER'S AN EXCELLENT JUDGE OF CHARACTER. 101 00:05:13,179 --> 00:05:15,814 BUT MY FATHER LIKES YOU. 102 00:05:15,848 --> 00:05:17,849 HE DOES? OH, JOY! 103 00:05:19,752 --> 00:05:23,421 SO ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS PICK UP OLIVIA AND THEN HAND HER OVER TO ME. 104 00:05:23,455 --> 00:05:25,357 AT THE END OF THE DATE, YOU TAKE HER HOME. 105 00:05:25,391 --> 00:05:27,425 WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD I DO THAT? 106 00:05:27,459 --> 00:05:30,061 HELLO? MORE FACE TIME WITH MR. HARVARD. 107 00:05:30,095 --> 00:05:31,796 AH. GOOD POINT. 108 00:05:31,830 --> 00:05:33,965 I'LL DO IT. 109 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,434 BUT HOW WILL I EXPLAIN IT TO BAILEY? 110 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:37,435 WHO'S BAILEY? 111 00:05:37,469 --> 00:05:39,871 MY BROTHER'S SECRET LOVE. HE LOVES HER, 112 00:05:39,905 --> 00:05:42,540 BUT HE KEEPS IT A SECRET... FROM HER. 113 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:51,882 YOU KNOW, I REALLY WISH WE GOT TICKETS TO THE EARLIER SHOW. 114 00:05:51,917 --> 00:05:54,118 AT THIS RATE, I WON'T BE IN BED BEFORE 10:30 115 00:05:54,153 --> 00:05:55,987 AND THEN I WON'T BE ABLE TO WAKE UP EARLY. 116 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:58,456 HMM. I DID NOT THINK OF THAT. 117 00:05:58,491 --> 00:06:00,392 DUMB AS A POST. COME ON, THE SHOW'S STARTING. 118 00:06:00,426 --> 00:06:03,094 ( fanfare ) 119 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:05,230 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME! 120 00:06:06,599 --> 00:06:10,034 I AM ENZO BISCOTTI, THE WORLD'S GREATEST HYPNOTIST-- 121 00:06:10,069 --> 00:06:11,269 ACCORDING TO "CRUISE WEEKLY." 122 00:06:14,239 --> 00:06:16,174 MAY I HAVE SOME VOLUNTEERS FROM THE AUDIENCE? 123 00:06:16,208 --> 00:06:17,775 - OH OH! - HOW ABOUT THIS LOVELY COUPLE? 124 00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:19,811 - OKAY! - WHAT? NO. 125 00:06:19,845 --> 00:06:21,780 COME ON! IT'LL BE FUN. 126 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:24,749 - YEAH, LIKE DINNER WITH YOUR MOTHER? - SHH! 127 00:06:24,784 --> 00:06:25,650 LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE HAPPY COUPLE! 128 00:06:27,819 --> 00:06:29,153 OKAY! I AM NOW GOING TO PUT YOU UNDER. 129 00:06:29,188 --> 00:06:30,588 - ARE YOU READY? - YES! 130 00:06:30,623 --> 00:06:32,323 - NO. YES. - OKAY. 131 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,960 JUST RELAX. 132 00:06:35,995 --> 00:06:37,895 FOCUS ON THE SOUND OF MY VOICE 133 00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:40,332 AND ONLY MY VOICE. 134 00:06:40,366 --> 00:06:42,433 YOU ARE GETTING SLEEPY. 135 00:06:42,467 --> 00:06:46,104 YOU FEEL MORE AND MORE RELAXED, 136 00:06:46,138 --> 00:06:49,140 FALLING DEEPER AND DEEPER ASLEEP. 137 00:06:49,174 --> 00:06:51,243 AND ON THE COUNT OF THREE, YOU WILL GO UNDER. 138 00:06:51,277 --> 00:06:53,845 ONE... TWO... THREE! 139 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,918 YOU WILL NOW ACT LIKE THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU. 140 00:06:59,952 --> 00:07:01,486 ( snaps ) 141 00:07:03,556 --> 00:07:05,390 I DON'T HATE YOUR MOTHER. 142 00:07:05,424 --> 00:07:06,658 BUT IF I DID, WHO COULD BLAME ME? 143 00:07:06,692 --> 00:07:09,193 NOW GET OUT OF THE WAY. I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE GAME. 144 00:07:09,228 --> 00:07:12,564 ( whimpering ) YOU PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THE YANKEES THAN YOU DO TO ME. 145 00:07:14,867 --> 00:07:16,968 THAT IS A DING-DONG RIOT. 146 00:07:17,002 --> 00:07:19,537 ( Southern accent ) THAT IS A DING-DONG RIOT! 147 00:07:28,047 --> 00:07:29,647 AND REMEMBER, YOUNG MAN, 148 00:07:29,681 --> 00:07:31,115 MY DAUGHTER'S CURFEW IS 10:00. 149 00:07:31,149 --> 00:07:33,317 GLAD TO HEAR THAT, SIR. 150 00:07:33,352 --> 00:07:35,519 BUT I INTEND TO HAVE HER HOME BY 9:30. 151 00:07:35,554 --> 00:07:37,656 9:15 IF THERE'S NO TRAFFIC 152 00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:40,024 ON THE FIESTA DECK. 153 00:07:40,059 --> 00:07:42,193 - EXCELLENT. - I ALSO TOOK THE LIBERTY 154 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:45,096 OF JOTTING DOWN MY CELL PHONE NUMBER, MY PAGER, MY EMAIL ADDRESS 155 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,365 AND INTERNET LINK THAT WILL SHOW YOU WHERE I AM 156 00:07:47,399 --> 00:07:50,235 WITHIN 50 FEET-- THANKS TO A GLOBAL-POSITIONING SYSTEM 157 00:07:50,269 --> 00:07:52,303 IN MY BOXERS. 158 00:07:52,338 --> 00:07:55,940 WELL DONE. LOOKING MORE LIKE A HARVARD MAN BY THE MINUTE. 159 00:07:55,974 --> 00:07:58,310 ( sniffles ) 160 00:07:58,344 --> 00:07:59,677 THANK YOU, SIR. 161 00:08:04,983 --> 00:08:08,786 WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? YOU'RE CUTTING INTO MY BABE TIME. 162 00:08:08,820 --> 00:08:10,955 ( giggles ) I'M HIS BABE. 163 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,358 ONLY UNTIL 9:30. DON'T FORGET HER CURFEW. 164 00:08:13,392 --> 00:08:15,193 HELLO? CURFEW! 165 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:16,694 GESUNDHEIT! 166 00:08:29,441 --> 00:08:32,410 LONDON, ISN'T THAT MY NIGHTGOWN? 167 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:34,546 ( Southern accent ) YESSIREE! 168 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:36,314 I HOPE IT'S OKAY I BORROWED IT. 169 00:08:36,348 --> 00:08:37,448 DON'T I LOOK PURDY? 170 00:08:40,786 --> 00:08:43,354 WAIT A MINUTE. ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY CLOTHES AGAIN? 171 00:08:43,389 --> 00:08:45,489 HECK, NO! 172 00:08:45,524 --> 00:08:48,426 I LOVE YOUR CLOTHING, ESPECIALLY THIS NIGHTIE. 173 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:50,862 IT'S WARM AND COMFORTABLE AND TOTALLY UNFLATTERING! 174 00:08:54,299 --> 00:08:57,035 WHAT ABOUT YOUR 175 00:08:57,069 --> 00:08:58,769 HANDMADE SILK PAJAMAS FROM PARIS? 176 00:08:58,804 --> 00:09:00,604 TOO FLASHY. 177 00:09:00,639 --> 00:09:02,740 NOW WE BETTER GET TO BED. 178 00:09:02,774 --> 00:09:04,075 I SET THE CHICKEN FOR 5:30. 179 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,979 - A.M.? - OF COURSE, SILLY BILLY. 180 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,251 YOU KNOW, YOU'VE BEEN ACTING REALLY WEIRD 181 00:09:13,285 --> 00:09:15,019 EVER SINCE WE WENT TO THAT HYPNOTIST'S SHOW. 182 00:09:15,053 --> 00:09:16,588 HAVE NOT! HERE, HOLD THIS. 183 00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:20,592 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 184 00:09:20,626 --> 00:09:22,160 I WANT TO PRACTICE MY MILKING. 185 00:09:22,194 --> 00:09:24,362 I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU. 186 00:09:24,396 --> 00:09:25,597 I'LL HAVE A GLASS FOR YOU IN A MINUTE. 187 00:09:27,466 --> 00:09:29,868 OH! I GET IT. 188 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:32,870 WHEN THAT HYPNOTIST SAID "BE LIKE THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU," 189 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:35,072 YOU BECAME LIKE ME. 190 00:09:35,107 --> 00:09:37,374 YOU'RE UNDER POST-HYPNOTIC SUGGESTION. 191 00:09:37,409 --> 00:09:38,743 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, 192 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:41,680 BUT I DO KNOW THAT PIGGY AND I HAVE TO GET UP EARLY, 193 00:09:41,714 --> 00:09:43,548 SCRUB THE BATHROOM, WAX THE FLOOR 194 00:09:43,582 --> 00:09:44,949 AND STOP HOGGING ALL YOUR CLOSET SPACE. 195 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:48,152 NOW WHAT WERE YOU SAYING? 196 00:09:50,288 --> 00:09:52,624 - NOTHIN'. - OKEY-DOKE. NIGHTY-NIGHT. 197 00:09:52,658 --> 00:09:53,925 DON'T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE. 198 00:09:57,496 --> 00:10:01,399 ALL RIGHT, OLIVIA. GET READY TO GO FROM DUDE TO DUD. 199 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,468 ( laughing ) 200 00:10:03,502 --> 00:10:04,936 ( mock laughing ) THANKS. 201 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:08,439 WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN? 202 00:10:08,473 --> 00:10:10,642 OLIVIA HAS TO BE HOME IN 30 SECONDS. 203 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:13,978 WE HAD A CRAZY NIGHT. WE DANCED, ATE MINI HOT DOGS, 204 00:10:14,012 --> 00:10:16,381 AND FOR THREE WHOLE HOURS I DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY 205 00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:18,716 "YES, DADDY." ZACK IS SO DREAMY. 206 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:21,853 - ( chuckles ) - YEAH YEAH YEAH. SAVE IT FOR YOUR BLOGS. 207 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:23,588 I HAVE TO GET YOU HOME TO DAD IN... 208 00:10:23,622 --> 00:10:26,824 FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO... 209 00:10:26,858 --> 00:10:29,593 AH, RIGHT ON TIME. VERY GOOD, YOUNG MAN. 210 00:10:29,628 --> 00:10:32,430 THANK YOU, SIR. PERMISSION TO SHAKE YOUR DAUGHTER'S HAND? 211 00:10:32,464 --> 00:10:34,132 PERMISSION GRANTED. NO SQUEEZING. 212 00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:35,933 OF COURSE NOT. 213 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,135 GOOD NIGHT, CODY. 214 00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:40,438 GOOD NIGHT, OLIVIA. 215 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,673 LATER, BABE! 216 00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:46,711 SORRY. I HATE THIS TREE. 217 00:10:46,745 --> 00:10:49,347 IT'S SO LEAFY, ALL THIS FOLIAGE. 218 00:10:55,954 --> 00:10:56,954 "LATER, BABE"? ( grunts ) 219 00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:05,596 ( elevator bell dings ) 220 00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:08,332 WHEE-EW! I AM PLUMB TUCKERED OUT. 221 00:11:08,366 --> 00:11:09,801 I TOLD YOU YOU'D LOVE SQUARE DANCIN'. 222 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:13,971 WHO WOULDN'T? IT'S MORE FUN THAN A BASKET OF KITTENS. 223 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,640 PLUS IT'S WHOLESOME EXERCISE. 224 00:11:15,674 --> 00:11:18,977 YOU'RE TELLING ME. I'M GETTING CALF MUSCLES LIKE A WRASSLER. 225 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:21,345 JUST-- ( giggles ) 226 00:11:21,379 --> 00:11:22,880 I SURE LOVE THIS NEW LONDON. 227 00:11:22,914 --> 00:11:25,750 YEP, I'D RATHER GO TO THE RODEO THAN SHOP ON "RODEO." 228 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,153 SO WHAT SHOULD WE DO NEXT? 229 00:11:29,187 --> 00:11:33,424 READ "THE FARMER'S ALMANAC" OR MAKE CLOTHES OUT OF HOUSEHOLD ITEMS? 230 00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:36,393 WELL, THEY BOTH SOUND JIM-DANDY, 231 00:11:36,428 --> 00:11:38,830 - BUT I WAS SORTA HOPIN'... - YEAH? 232 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,698 WE COULD MAKE EACH OTHER FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS. 233 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,633 - YES! - Both: OUT OF ALFALFA! 234 00:11:42,668 --> 00:11:43,835 ( squeals ) 235 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,307 YOU'RE LATE... AGAIN. 236 00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:52,409 DADDY AND CODY WERE BLABBING ABOUT HARVARD AGAIN. 237 00:11:52,444 --> 00:11:54,144 HE'S TALKING SCHOLARSHIP. 238 00:11:54,179 --> 00:11:57,549 YOU SEE? I TOLD YOU THIS ARRANGEMENT WOULD ALL WORK OUT. 239 00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:59,316 COME ON, BABE. 240 00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:01,052 UH, DON'T FORGET HER CURFEW! 241 00:12:01,086 --> 00:12:02,520 SHE HAS TO BE HOME BY 9:30! 242 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,088 ( screams ) 243 00:12:04,122 --> 00:12:05,689 WHAT HAPPENS AT 9:30? 244 00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:08,192 APPLYING FOR A LOAN? 245 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:09,894 MY CREDIT IS IMPECCABLE. 246 00:12:09,928 --> 00:12:12,464 ( giggling ) 247 00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:14,899 NO NO, THE WATERSLIDE ON THE FIESTA DECK CLOSES. 248 00:12:14,933 --> 00:12:16,734 ( silent ) 249 00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:20,337 YEAH, THAT LOOKS AWESOME, 250 00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:22,473 BUT I'M TOO SCARED TO GO ON IT. 251 00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:23,742 REALLY? 252 00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:26,911 IT'S NOT SO BAD IF YOU SLIDE DOWN WITH A PARTNER. 253 00:12:26,945 --> 00:12:28,946 HOW WOULD BOTH OF US GO DOWN THE SLIDE AT ONCE? 254 00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:30,882 EASY. IF I MAY... 255 00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:36,154 YOU WOULD GO IN FIRST AND I WOULD FOLLOW CLOSELY BEHIND 256 00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:37,588 AND WRAP MY ARMS AROUND YOU LIKE THIS. 257 00:12:37,622 --> 00:12:41,291 AS LONG AS YOU'RE IN MY ARMS, YOU'RE COMPLETELY SAFE. 258 00:12:41,326 --> 00:12:42,827 - CODY, WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER? - ( thuds ) 259 00:12:42,861 --> 00:12:44,128 HUH? 260 00:12:52,337 --> 00:12:54,171 WHERE IS OLIVIA? 261 00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:57,242 UH-- UH, OLIVIA... 262 00:12:57,244 --> 00:13:00,110 SHE'S IN THE LADIES' ROOM. ( chuckles nervously ) 263 00:13:00,145 --> 00:13:01,712 WOW, BEEN IN THERE A LONG TIME. 264 00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:07,852 - WHO'S OLIVIA? - SHE'S MY DAUGHTER AND THIS BOY'S DATE. 265 00:13:07,886 --> 00:13:10,288 CODY, THAT'S SO SWEET. YOU'RE DATING SOMEONE? 266 00:13:10,322 --> 00:13:12,490 UH NO, I'M NOT DATING ANYONE. 267 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,124 I MEAN, WE JUST STARTED DATING. 268 00:13:14,159 --> 00:13:16,561 IT'S COMPLETELY CASUAL... IN THE MOST DEVOTED KIND OF WAY. 269 00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:21,198 OKAY, WELL, GOOD LUCK TO YOU LOVEBIRDS. 270 00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:22,533 I GOTTA GO TEACH LONDON WHAT "CALICO" MEANS. 271 00:13:25,370 --> 00:13:26,971 - WHO IS THAT GIRL? - NO ONE, SIR. 272 00:13:27,005 --> 00:13:30,408 JUST MET HER. A COMPLETE STRANGER. NO INVOLVEMENT AT ALL. 273 00:13:30,442 --> 00:13:32,410 THEN WHY WERE YOUR ARMS AROUND HER? 274 00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:34,312 SEA... SICKNESS, SIR. 275 00:13:36,147 --> 00:13:37,515 I WAS HELPING HER TO NOT FALL OVER. 276 00:13:37,549 --> 00:13:38,649 I'LL GO GET OLIVIA. 277 00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:45,923 ( sighs ) THE OCEAN'S BEAUTIFUL. 278 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,358 SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO TONIGHT? 279 00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:51,629 I DON'T KNOW. HOW ABOUT THIS? 280 00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:56,000 ( kissing ) 281 00:13:57,836 --> 00:13:59,303 YOU WEARING A RETAINER? 282 00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:04,575 HERE'S YOUR DAUGHTER, GOOD AS EVER. 283 00:14:04,609 --> 00:14:08,579 I'M SORRY, DADDY, BUT I STOPPED BY THE GIFT SHOP. 284 00:14:08,613 --> 00:14:10,682 CODY SAID YOU WENT TO THE LADIES' ROOM. 285 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:13,317 ACTUALLY THERE'S A GIFT SHOP IN THE LADIES' ROOM. 286 00:14:13,351 --> 00:14:15,820 IT'S HUGE. 287 00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:16,921 AND THERE'S A DAY SPA. 288 00:14:18,556 --> 00:14:19,924 NOT-- NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW. 289 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:23,561 ( chuckles ) HELP ME. 290 00:14:23,595 --> 00:14:26,830 UH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING, DADDY. 291 00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:28,533 CODY WAS A PERFECT GENTLEMAN. 292 00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:31,402 CARRY ON. SEE YOU AT 9:30. 293 00:14:31,436 --> 00:14:33,604 OH, WHAT THE HEY? 9:35. 294 00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:39,277 OKAY, YOU CAN TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF MY GIRL NOW. 295 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,746 SO FAR YOU'RE DOING BETTER ON MY DATE THAN I AM. 296 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:44,581 ( scoffs ) HER FATHER THINKS WE'RE AN ITEM, I HAD TO GET FRIENDLY WITH HER. 297 00:14:44,616 --> 00:14:47,685 YOU WERE LOOKING A LITTLE TOO FRIENDLY IF YOU ASK ME. 298 00:14:47,719 --> 00:14:48,753 - DO YOU THINK I ENJOYED THAT? - YOU DIDN'T? 299 00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:50,588 - NO, I DID. - YOU DID? 300 00:14:50,622 --> 00:14:54,125 NOT IN THE WAY YOU THINK. AND NOT IN THE WAY YOU THINK EITHER. 301 00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:55,793 JUST GO ON YOUR STUPID DATE ALREADY. 302 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:58,996 COME ON, BABE. I'VE GOT TICKETS TO SEE THAT HYPNOTIST GUY. 303 00:14:59,030 --> 00:15:00,331 I'M ALREADY IN A TRANCE. 304 00:15:05,937 --> 00:15:07,571 OH-EE! RINGER! 305 00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:13,310 OH. 306 00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:17,314 - LONDON, WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING? - PITCHIN' HORSESHOES! 307 00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:18,750 YOU WANNA PLAY? YOU AGAINST ME. 308 00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:22,987 WORKS OUT PERFECTLY, LIKE TWO JUNE BUGS ON A PEACH PIT. 309 00:15:23,021 --> 00:15:25,656 YOU DON'T PLAY HORSESHOES INDOORS. 310 00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:27,058 THAT'S WHAT THE PEOPLE DOWNSTAIRS SAID. 311 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,728 MAYBE I'LL JUST PRACTICE MY ROPIN'. 312 00:15:31,763 --> 00:15:33,063 ROPING? SINCE WHEN DO YOU ROPE? LONDON! 313 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:36,634 HEY, WATCH IT. YOU'RE GONNA-- NO! THE OTHER DIRECTION! 314 00:15:36,668 --> 00:15:39,536 GET ALONG, LITTLE BAILEY! GET ALONG! 315 00:15:39,571 --> 00:15:41,772 I DIDN'T GET-- LONDON! 316 00:15:41,806 --> 00:15:43,508 WAIT, STOP! STOP RIGHT NOW! 317 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:46,844 - ( grunts ) - WHAT WAS MY TIME? 318 00:15:46,878 --> 00:15:50,381 IT'S TIME FOR YOU AND ME TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK. 319 00:15:50,415 --> 00:15:51,382 WOW, YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS. 320 00:15:52,650 --> 00:15:54,085 OKAY. 321 00:15:55,987 --> 00:15:57,121 - LONDON. - MMM, NOT NOW, HOPALONG. 322 00:15:59,891 --> 00:16:01,759 I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A REALLY GREAT BOOK. 323 00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:05,763 - "GETTING TO KNOW YOUR TRACTOR"? - CAN'T PUT IT DOWN. 324 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,865 CHAPTER FOUR, "FUN WITH PLOWING." 325 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,034 WILL YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT TRACTORS? 326 00:16:10,068 --> 00:16:12,403 YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT COMBINES? 327 00:16:12,437 --> 00:16:15,907 NO. LONDON, UNTIE ME. 328 00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:18,175 LOOK, THE TRUTH IS YOU'RE ACTING THIS WAY 329 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,377 BECAUSE YOU'RE UNDER A HYPNOTIC SPELL. 330 00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:21,779 YOU'RE NOT REALLY A FARM GIRL. 331 00:16:21,813 --> 00:16:23,581 ( gasps ) COURSE, I AM! 332 00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:25,115 AND I WILL ALWAYS BE. 333 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:28,319 I WANT TO MARRY SOMEONE NAMED CLEM AND HAVE THREE CHILDREN, 334 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:29,520 ONE OF EACH. 335 00:16:31,456 --> 00:16:32,957 THIS ISN'T YOU! 336 00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:36,293 WELL, THE ONE-OF-EACH PART WAS, BUT-- 337 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:39,497 I'M GONNA SNAP YOU OUT OF THIS. 338 00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:44,368 HOO-EE! THAT WAS LIKE STANDING BY A SILO 339 00:16:44,402 --> 00:16:46,003 IN A LIGHTNING STORM. 340 00:16:46,037 --> 00:16:47,705 OKAY, ENOUGH WITH THE FARM TALK-- 341 00:16:47,739 --> 00:16:50,041 SILO THIS, CORN THAT. 342 00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:52,944 OH MY WORD, NO WONDER YOU FIND ME ANNOYING. 343 00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:54,979 WE GOTTA GO FIND THAT HYPNOTIST. 344 00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:57,948 ( gasps ) BUT MY TRACTOR BOOK, I WANT TO KNOW HOW IT ENDS. 345 00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:07,725 WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS, YOU WILL BECOME A RACE CAR. 346 00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:11,061 - ( snaps ) - VROOM! VROOM! VROOM! 347 00:17:11,095 --> 00:17:12,563 ( imitating car sounds ) 348 00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:18,869 THAT RACE CAR IS MY DATE. 349 00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:20,938 UH-OH. YOU HAVE A FLAT TIRE. 350 00:17:20,972 --> 00:17:22,473 BUH-BUMP BUH-BUMP BUH-BUMP. 351 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,844 WAIT, MR. BISCOTTI! HERE'S ANOTHER VOLUNTEER. 352 00:17:26,878 --> 00:17:30,615 - EXCUSE ME? - MY FRIEND LONDON WAS IN YOUR AUDIENCE THE OTHER NIGHT 353 00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:32,583 AND ACCIDENTALLY GOT HYPNOTIZED. 354 00:17:32,617 --> 00:17:35,152 - NOW SHE THINKS SHE'S ME. - OKAY, SO... 355 00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:37,555 SO SHE'S ANNOYING. 356 00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:39,089 I CAN'T GET HER TO BE HER AGAIN. 357 00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:41,325 I EVEN TRIED THIS. 358 00:17:41,359 --> 00:17:43,794 NOW YOU'RE ANNOYING. 359 00:17:43,828 --> 00:17:45,729 BUT I'LL STILL HELP. 360 00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:47,932 OLIVIA, PUT IT IN PARK. 361 00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:50,501 OH, LOOKY HERE. 362 00:17:50,535 --> 00:17:53,571 THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE OUT THERE THAN FLEAS ON A HOUND DOG. 363 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:57,475 LONDON, I WANT YOU TO RELAX SO I CAN PUT YOU IN A TRANCE. 364 00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:58,609 LOOK, I AM SORRY, I CANNOT BE HYPN-- 365 00:17:58,643 --> 00:18:00,311 SLEEP! 366 00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:02,379 WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS, 367 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,581 YOU'LL BECOME THE PERSON YOU REALLY ARE, 368 00:18:04,615 --> 00:18:06,050 NOT THE PERSON ANYONE ELSE WANTS YOU TO BE. 369 00:18:08,119 --> 00:18:10,221 GET READY TO BECOME YOUR REAL SELF. 370 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,857 ( snaps ) 371 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,558 HEY, HOW'D I GET UP HERE. I WAS SITTING OVER THERE? 372 00:18:14,592 --> 00:18:18,095 ( screams ) HOW DID THESE HIDEOUS CLOTHES GET ON ME? 373 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:19,730 I'M WEARING PLAID! ( screaming ) 374 00:18:23,601 --> 00:18:25,002 SHE'S FINE NOW. 375 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,973 - NOW THEN-- - SORRY, THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO DO. 376 00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:31,775 - WHAT'S THAT? - HAVE FUN! 377 00:18:31,809 --> 00:18:33,243 LIVE! CUT LOOSE! 378 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:34,712 WHOO-HOO! 379 00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:37,281 HEY WAIT! IF YOU'RE GONNA CUT LOOSE, CUT LOOSE WITH ME! 380 00:18:37,315 --> 00:18:39,150 OH NO. 381 00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:40,784 NOT AGAIN. 382 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:46,724 CODY! CODY! CODY! 383 00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:49,426 - HAVE YOU SEEN OLIVIA? - DON'T TELL ME YOU LOST OUR DATE! 384 00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:51,295 I DIDN'T LOSE HER, SHE LOST ME. 385 00:18:51,329 --> 00:18:53,029 SO WE WENT TO THAT HYPNOTIST'S SHOW 386 00:18:53,064 --> 00:18:54,832 AND HE WAS ALL, LIKE, OOH-OOH! 387 00:18:54,866 --> 00:18:56,834 AND SHE WAS ALL, LIKE, VROOM VROOM! 388 00:18:56,868 --> 00:18:58,536 AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW, SHE WENT WHOO-HOO! 389 00:18:58,570 --> 00:18:59,904 AND NOW I CAN'T FIND HER! 390 00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:03,707 WELL, AS LONG AS YOU HAVE A REASONABLE EXPLANATION. 391 00:19:03,741 --> 00:19:05,843 WHOO! LOOK OUT BELOW! 392 00:19:05,877 --> 00:19:09,713 - ( Olivia chattering ) - OLIVIA, I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU! 393 00:19:09,747 --> 00:19:11,449 DID YOU TRY THE CROW'S NEST? 394 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,750 - NO! - WELL, YA SHOULD. 395 00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:15,719 IT'S EASY TO GET TO IF YOU KNOW HOW TO CLIMB. 396 00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:19,356 OOH! HOT TUB! LAST ONE IS A ROTTEN EGG! 397 00:19:19,390 --> 00:19:21,225 OLIVIA, NO! NO! NO! 398 00:19:21,259 --> 00:19:22,893 - DON'T JUMP! - ( splashing ) 399 00:19:22,927 --> 00:19:24,795 ( squeals ) THE WATER FEELS GREAT! 400 00:19:24,829 --> 00:19:27,131 OOH, I WANT A RUBBER DUCKY. 401 00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:28,965 - SHE'S ALL YOURS, DUDE. - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 402 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,335 - I CAN'T TAKE HER HOME LIKE THAT. FIX HER. - I DON'T KNOW HOW! 403 00:19:31,369 --> 00:19:34,238 I CAN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT HOW TO WORK VELCRO SHOES. 404 00:19:34,272 --> 00:19:37,441 DO YOU KNOW WHAT HER FATHER'S GOING TO SAY WHEN HE SEES HER? 405 00:19:37,475 --> 00:19:39,710 ( squeaks ) 406 00:19:39,744 --> 00:19:41,212 WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LITTLE GIRL? 407 00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:43,080 WHAT'S GOING ON? 408 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,115 UH, WELL, I, UH-- 409 00:19:45,149 --> 00:19:46,617 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON, DADDY. 410 00:19:46,651 --> 00:19:49,287 - I'M NOT DATING THE BRAINY NERD. - THAT WOULD BE ME. 411 00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:51,288 - WHAT? - I'M DATING HIS BROTHER. 412 00:19:51,322 --> 00:19:52,923 THE HOT BAD BOY. 413 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,691 HA. 414 00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:56,594 GUILTY AS CHARGED. 415 00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:58,729 OLIVIA, YOU DISOBEYED ME. WHY? 416 00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:01,165 BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT. 417 00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:02,833 DADDY, PLEASE STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO 418 00:20:02,867 --> 00:20:04,969 AND WHO TO DATE. 419 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,137 AND ANOTHER THING, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO HARVARD. 420 00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:09,139 I WANT TO BE A SPONGE DIVER 421 00:20:09,173 --> 00:20:11,075 BECAUSE I LOVE WATER! 422 00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:13,744 ( squeals ) 423 00:20:13,778 --> 00:20:16,313 YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO DATE MY DAUGHTER AGAIN! 424 00:20:16,347 --> 00:20:18,381 AND YOU! 425 00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:20,184 YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT GETTING INTO HARVARD. 426 00:20:20,218 --> 00:20:22,352 WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, 427 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:24,322 YOU'LL BE LUCKY TO GET INTO CLOWN COLLEGE. 428 00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:26,290 ( whimpering ) 429 00:20:26,324 --> 00:20:27,691 I DON'T LIKE CLOWN COLLEGE. 430 00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:31,228 WHOA WHOA WHOA. WAIT A MINUTE. 431 00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:34,164 - DON'T BLAME HIM, HE WAS JUST HELPING ME OUT. - ALL THE MORE REASON. 432 00:20:34,198 --> 00:20:38,502 HEY, LISTEN, BUDDY. YOU'LL NEVER GET A BETTER CANDIDATE FOR HARVARD. 433 00:20:38,537 --> 00:20:40,571 HE'S GOT A 5.0 GRADE-POINT AVERAGE. 434 00:20:40,605 --> 00:20:42,606 HE'S BRILLIANT. HE'S WRITTEN A NOVEL, 435 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,375 THREE COOK BOOKS, AN OPERA, 436 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:46,544 ALL OF MY PAPERS 437 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,979 AND HE EVEN GOT A PATENT ON A MECHANICAL SPICE RACK. 438 00:20:49,013 --> 00:20:52,750 AND IF HARVARD IS TOO STUPID TO RECOGNIZE THOSE QUALITIES, 439 00:20:52,784 --> 00:20:55,185 THEN IT'S YOUR LOSS. 440 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:58,222 ( sighs ) COME ON, BUDDY. 441 00:20:58,256 --> 00:21:00,223 THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER COLLEGES 442 00:21:00,258 --> 00:21:01,659 LIKE THE ONE THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE BIG FISH. 443 00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,429 YOU MEAN YALE? 444 00:21:05,463 --> 00:21:07,130 YEAH, YALE. 445 00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:09,000 HE'S GOING TO YALE. 446 00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:11,869 - UCK! - THE DORMS ARE NICER! 447 00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:15,005 AND THEY HAVE AN ATOMIC PARTICLE ACCELERATOR! 448 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,908 ( scoffs ) 449 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,311 WELL, HARVARD HAD ONE OF THOSE. 450 00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:22,246 BUT IT BROKE. 451 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,481 YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE NO ONE THERE 452 00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:26,717 KNOWS HOW TO FACTOR NEGATIVE ISOTOMIC TRANSITION. 453 00:21:26,751 --> 00:21:28,519 - MMM! - DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THAT? 454 00:21:28,553 --> 00:21:31,622 YEAH. BUT I'M GOING TO YALE. 455 00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:35,793 AND I'M GOING TO BE A FOUNTAIN! 456 00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:40,231 THROW PENNIES AT ME! 457 00:21:40,265 --> 00:21:42,599 OH, DUDE, YOU GOT CHANGE FOR A DOLLAR? 458 00:21:56,814 --> 00:21:58,849 SO YOU RAISE? WELL, I FOLD. 459 00:22:00,551 --> 00:22:02,586 HEY, CODY. 460 00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:06,123 - HI, BAILEY. - HEY, YOU KNOW HOW WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE WATERSLIDE 461 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,125 - ON THE FIESTA DECK? - YEAH. 462 00:22:08,159 --> 00:22:10,994 AND THAT I WOULD FEEL SAFER IF I WENT DOWN THE SLIDE IN SOMEBODY'S ARMS? 463 00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:12,796 YEAH. YEAH! 464 00:22:12,830 --> 00:22:14,565 I TRIED IT WITH FRANK. 465 00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:16,400 AND YOU WERE RIGHT. IT'S FABULOUS. 466 00:22:16,434 --> 00:22:17,201 YOU SHOULD TRY IT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 467 00:22:20,405 --> 00:22:37,137 I HATE FRANK! 468 00:22:37,187 --> 00:22:41,737 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34918

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