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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,934 --> 00:00:05,737 LOOK, I MADE A "WELCOME MADDIE" SIGN. 2 00:00:05,771 --> 00:00:08,339 OH YEAH, I GUESS I DO SEE MADDIE'S NAME. 3 00:00:08,374 --> 00:00:10,442 IF I SQUINT REALLY HARD. 4 00:00:12,712 --> 00:00:14,846 - Zack: IS MADDIE HERE YET? - NO, SHE'S NOT. 5 00:00:14,881 --> 00:00:18,417 AND, ZACK, YOU SMELL DIFFERENT. 6 00:00:18,451 --> 00:00:21,519 ALMOST... GOOD. 7 00:00:21,554 --> 00:00:23,822 WELL, SINCE MADDIE'S COMING, 8 00:00:23,856 --> 00:00:25,557 I WENT A LITTLE WILD WITH THE HYGIENE. 9 00:00:25,591 --> 00:00:27,559 IS THAT COLOGNE? 10 00:00:27,594 --> 00:00:28,960 AFTERSHAVE? 11 00:00:28,994 --> 00:00:30,828 SOAP. 12 00:00:30,863 --> 00:00:33,064 THAT STUFF ACTUALLY WORKS. 13 00:00:33,099 --> 00:00:34,099 MADDIE WILL NEVER LET GO OF ME. 14 00:00:36,636 --> 00:00:38,770 UGH, IT DEPENDS ON WHAT'S IN THAT SANDWICH. 15 00:00:38,804 --> 00:00:41,940 WHO KNOWS? I JUST PULLED IT OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER. 16 00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:46,544 YOU KNOW, I'M SURPRISED MADDIE COULD AFFORD A VACATION LIKE THIS. 17 00:00:46,579 --> 00:00:50,282 LONDON'S ALWAYS TELLING ME HOW TRAGICALLY POOR SHE IS. 18 00:00:50,316 --> 00:00:51,649 WELL, SHE SAVED UP HER BABYSITTING MONEY. 19 00:00:51,684 --> 00:00:52,551 AND HER CANDY COUNTER TIPS. 20 00:00:52,585 --> 00:00:55,320 AND ALL THE CHANGE FROM BETWEEN HER COUCH CUSHIONS 21 00:00:55,355 --> 00:00:56,788 AND FINALLY HAD ENOUGH MONEY. 22 00:00:56,822 --> 00:00:58,523 FOR THE BUS TICKET TO THE AIRPORT. 23 00:01:00,593 --> 00:01:01,593 SO I PAID FOR HER FLIGHT TO MEET US. 24 00:01:01,627 --> 00:01:05,263 COACH, OF COURSE. WOULDN'T WANT HER TO FEEL OUT OF PLACE. 25 00:01:05,297 --> 00:01:06,999 SHE'S COMING. MADDIE'S COMING. 26 00:01:07,033 --> 00:01:09,367 OH, I SEE MADDIE, MADDIE, MADDIE, MADDIE. 27 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:11,403 MY FRIEND MADDIE IS COMING, HEY... 28 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,174 WHAT I WAS SAYING WAS THAT I THINK 29 00:01:16,208 --> 00:01:17,175 I SAW MADELINE ON THE GANGPLANK. 30 00:01:17,209 --> 00:01:19,811 OOH! I'M GONNA TAKE MADDIE SHOPPING RIGHT AWAY. 31 00:01:19,845 --> 00:01:21,346 NO, YOU'RE NOT. I'M GONNA TAKE HER TO DINNER. 32 00:01:21,380 --> 00:01:22,948 AFTER I TAKE HER TO THE SHIP'S PLANETARIUM. 33 00:01:22,982 --> 00:01:26,451 ( angry voices overlapping ) 34 00:01:26,485 --> 00:01:27,986 I'M HERE. 35 00:01:28,020 --> 00:01:29,588 ( yelling continues ) 36 00:01:31,724 --> 00:01:33,492 HELLO? 37 00:01:35,728 --> 00:01:36,928 ZACK? 38 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:42,234 LOOK, WHY DON'T WE GIVE HER A CHANCE TO RELAX AND UNPACK? 39 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:43,869 UNPACK WHAT? SHE CAN'T AFFORD LUGGAGE. 40 00:01:45,938 --> 00:01:48,806 WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JUST FLIP A COIN? 41 00:01:48,841 --> 00:01:50,542 Moseby: OKAY, EXCELLENT IDEA. 42 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:51,910 - WAIT, WHO HAS A COIN? - I DO. 43 00:01:51,944 --> 00:01:54,012 WONDERFUL. THANK YOU, MADDIE. 44 00:01:54,046 --> 00:01:56,148 All: MADDIE! 45 00:01:56,182 --> 00:01:59,184 LONDON, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 46 00:01:59,218 --> 00:02:01,720 AND MR. MOSEBY, ROCKIN' THE KNEE SOCKS. 47 00:02:01,754 --> 00:02:03,655 AND I HAVE A CREST. 48 00:02:03,689 --> 00:02:05,991 I SEE. 49 00:02:06,025 --> 00:02:08,560 AND CODY, NO SWEATER VEST? 50 00:02:08,595 --> 00:02:11,230 OH, MADDIE, THAT WAS THE OLD CODY. 51 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:13,098 YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE NEW COOL CODY. 52 00:02:13,132 --> 00:02:15,266 OW. 53 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:17,001 SORRY, THAT WAS MY ASTRONAUT PEN. 54 00:02:17,035 --> 00:02:19,838 LIGHT. 55 00:02:19,872 --> 00:02:22,674 AND YOU MUST BE BAILEY, LONDON'S ROOMMATE. 56 00:02:22,708 --> 00:02:24,409 DID SHE GIVE YOU ANY SPACE FOR YOUR CLOTHES? 57 00:02:24,443 --> 00:02:25,744 I JUST GOT UPGRADED FROM A NAIL TO A HOOK. 58 00:02:25,778 --> 00:02:27,245 NICE. 59 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,947 HEY, SWEET THING. 60 00:02:28,981 --> 00:02:30,582 - HOW ABOUT SOME SUGAR? - COME HERE. 61 00:02:40,059 --> 00:02:42,127 I THINK I'LL PASS. 62 00:02:42,161 --> 00:02:43,562 FOR FUTURE REFERENCE, 63 00:02:43,596 --> 00:02:47,098 YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T STORE FOOD WITH UNDERPANTS. 64 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:52,103 OH AY OH, OH AY OH 65 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:57,109 COME ALONG WITH ME 66 00:02:57,143 --> 00:02:58,710 AND LET'S HEAD OUT TO SEE 67 00:02:58,744 --> 00:03:00,545 WHAT THIS WORLD HAS 68 00:03:00,579 --> 00:03:03,381 FOR YOU AND FOR ME NOW 69 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:05,150 WHICHEVER WAY THE WIND BLOWS 70 00:03:05,184 --> 00:03:06,851 - WE SAY... - HEY-HO, LET'S GO! 71 00:03:06,885 --> 00:03:08,887 - OH AY OH - THIS BOAT'S ROCKING 72 00:03:08,921 --> 00:03:13,591 - OH AY OH - AIN'T NO STOPPING US NOW 73 00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:15,527 'CAUSE WE'RE LIVING THE SUITE LIFE 74 00:03:15,561 --> 00:03:17,996 - OH AY OH - THIS BOAT'S ROCKING 75 00:03:18,030 --> 00:03:22,434 - OH AY OH - ROCKING THE WHOLE WORLD ROUND 76 00:03:22,468 --> 00:03:26,170 AND WE'RE LIVING THE SUITE LIFE NOW 77 00:03:26,205 --> 00:03:27,505 HEY HO! OH AY OH 78 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:28,540 LET'S GO! 79 00:03:39,952 --> 00:03:42,220 WOW. THIS IS CUTE. 80 00:03:42,254 --> 00:03:44,322 BUT NOT MUCH CLOSET SPACE. 81 00:03:44,356 --> 00:03:45,223 YOU MUST'VE GOTTEN RID OF A LOT OF STUFF. 82 00:03:45,257 --> 00:03:48,493 NOPE. I'VE A SHOE SUBMARINE THAT FOLLOWS THE SHIP. 83 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:50,128 WOW. 84 00:03:50,162 --> 00:03:52,630 ANYWAY, THIS IS MY BIG BEAUTIFUL BED, 85 00:03:52,664 --> 00:03:53,698 AND THAT'S WHERE YOU'LL BE SLEEPING. 86 00:03:53,732 --> 00:03:56,400 BUT THAT'S MY BED. 87 00:03:56,435 --> 00:03:59,604 BAILEY, WE HAVE A GUEST. DON'T BE SO SELFISH. 88 00:03:59,638 --> 00:04:02,174 OH, DON'T WORRY. I BROUGHT A BED FROM HOME. 89 00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:05,143 TOLD YOU SHE'S POOR. SHE SLEEPS ON A RAFT. 90 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:10,115 LONDON, THEY MAKE VERY COMFORTABLE INFLATABLE MATTRESSES THESE DAYS. 91 00:04:10,149 --> 00:04:12,117 THEY DO. BUT THIS HAPPENS TO BE A RAFT. 92 00:04:15,688 --> 00:04:19,424 I'M SO EXCITED... TO BE ON A CRUISE... 93 00:04:19,458 --> 00:04:22,493 GOING TO LICHTENSTAMP... TO SEE CASTLES... 94 00:04:22,528 --> 00:04:23,862 WHOA, GETTING LIGHTHEADED. 95 00:04:23,896 --> 00:04:26,531 HERE, GIVE IT TO ME. BAILEY, BLOW. 96 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:30,601 SURE. I'VE GOT STRONG LUNGS. 97 00:04:30,636 --> 00:04:32,271 DURING THE BIG FROST OF '06, 98 00:04:32,273 --> 00:04:33,871 MY SISTERS AND I BLEW ON THE CROPS TO KEEP THEM WARM. 99 00:04:33,906 --> 00:04:35,306 ( pants ) 100 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:37,275 NO WAY. 101 00:04:37,309 --> 00:04:38,209 WHEN OUR ELECTRICITY GOT CUT OFF, 102 00:04:38,243 --> 00:04:41,146 MY SISTERS AND I USED TO BLOW-DRY EACH OTHER'S HAIR. 103 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:43,248 LITERALLY. ( pants ) 104 00:04:43,282 --> 00:04:45,049 THAT IS SO FUNNY. 105 00:04:45,084 --> 00:04:47,385 WELL-WELL, ONE TIME-- ONE TIME, YEAH, 106 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:50,688 MY BLOW-DRYER BROKE, AND I HAD TO BUY A HAIR SALON. 107 00:04:50,723 --> 00:04:52,090 ( pants ) 108 00:05:05,237 --> 00:05:10,008 THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING CASTLE I'VE EVER BEEN IN. 109 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:13,011 ACTUALLY, IT'S THE ONLY CASTLE I'VE EVER BEEN IN. 110 00:05:15,214 --> 00:05:17,248 MY CASTLES ARE WAY NICER THAN THIS DUMP. 111 00:05:19,151 --> 00:05:22,453 CODY, WHY ARE YOU CARRYING AROUND THAT TOILET PAPER? 112 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:23,955 IT'S NOT TOILET PAPER. 113 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:27,826 IT'S AN AUTHENTIC REPLICA OF THE SCROLL OF LICHTENSTAMP 114 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:32,163 I BOUGHT IN YE OLDE GIFT SHOPPE. 115 00:05:32,197 --> 00:05:34,799 THEN WHY IS IT PERFORATED EVERY FIVE INCHES? 116 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:38,904 I WONDERED WHY IT WAS TWO-PLY. 117 00:05:38,938 --> 00:05:40,338 BUT IT'S STILL PACKED FULL OF INFORMATION. 118 00:05:40,372 --> 00:05:43,741 FOR EXAMPLE, WHEN MEETING A MEMBER OF THE ROYAL FAMILY, 119 00:05:43,776 --> 00:05:46,044 ONE MUST BOW, STAND ON ONE FOOT, 120 00:05:46,078 --> 00:05:47,612 ARMS SPREAD, AND COO. 121 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:50,281 COO. COO. 122 00:05:50,316 --> 00:05:51,683 YEAH, CUCKOO. 123 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:54,753 IT'S IN THE SCROLL. 124 00:05:58,056 --> 00:06:00,858 WHOA, NICE COAT OF ARMS. 125 00:06:00,893 --> 00:06:03,595 SPEAKING OF ARMS, I SURE COULD USE 126 00:06:03,629 --> 00:06:04,729 THAT HELLO HUG AND KISS RIGHT ABOUT NOW. 127 00:06:04,764 --> 00:06:06,263 OH, OKAY. 128 00:06:06,298 --> 00:06:09,167 ( blares ) 129 00:06:09,201 --> 00:06:11,770 HEAR YE, HEAR YE. 130 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:14,106 I BRING A MESSAGE FROM THE PRINCE OF LICHTENSTAMP. 131 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:15,807 AND WHO ARE YOU? 132 00:06:15,842 --> 00:06:18,810 I AM THE PRINCE'S HERALD HAROLD. 133 00:06:18,844 --> 00:06:20,811 HERALD THE HAROLD. GET IT? 134 00:06:20,846 --> 00:06:22,947 YES, YES, I'M A HERALD NAMED HAROLD. 135 00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:24,248 MY BROTHER TAYLOR IS A TAILOR. 136 00:06:24,283 --> 00:06:25,116 IT'S VERY FUNNY. HEH-HEH-HEH. 137 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:32,056 ANYHOO, I'M HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS 138 00:06:32,091 --> 00:06:33,925 SPOTTED YOU FROM HIS TOWER, 139 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,461 AND WAS TAKEN WITH YOUR BEAUTY. 140 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:38,630 WELL, NOT A SURPRISE, BUT STILL, I'M HONORED. 141 00:06:38,664 --> 00:06:41,599 NOT YOU-- HER. 142 00:06:44,837 --> 00:06:47,972 ME? THE PRINCE THINKS I LOOK BEAUTIFUL? 143 00:06:48,006 --> 00:06:51,142 WELL, THAT MUST BE ONE TALL TOWER. 144 00:06:51,176 --> 00:06:52,544 HE IS SO SMITTEN THAT HE HAS REQUESTED 145 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:55,613 THAT YOU BE HIS DATE FOR TOMORROW NIGHT'S ROYAL RECEPTION. 146 00:06:55,647 --> 00:06:58,817 YES! ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, A THOUSAND TIMES YES. 147 00:06:58,851 --> 00:07:03,054 ARE YOU SURE? I MEAN, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN MET HIM YET. 148 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,456 HELLO? HE'S A PRINCE. 149 00:07:05,490 --> 00:07:06,591 I'LL BE THERE EVEN IF HE'S IN FROG FORM. 150 00:07:06,625 --> 00:07:09,194 SPLENDID. 8:00 P.M. SHARP. 151 00:07:09,228 --> 00:07:11,963 AND YOU CAN BRING YOUR... FRIENDS. 152 00:07:11,997 --> 00:07:13,231 WHAT FRIENDS? 153 00:07:16,835 --> 00:07:18,470 SORRY. PRINCE ON THE BRAIN. 154 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:28,413 - THIS DRESS IS SO YOU. - ( sputters ) 155 00:07:30,349 --> 00:07:32,884 WHAT THE FEATHERS? 156 00:07:32,918 --> 00:07:36,154 I DON'T THINK THIS DRESS IS ANYONE. 157 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:38,589 THAT IS A GENUINE ARTURO VITALLI. 158 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:40,358 IT'S THE ONLY ONE YOU'LL EVER SEE. 159 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:41,726 WHY, DID THE OTHERS FLY SOUTH FOR THE WINTER? 160 00:07:43,562 --> 00:07:44,596 FINE. I AM DONE HELPING YOU PEOPLE. 161 00:07:46,431 --> 00:07:49,234 BY THE WAY, DON'T WEAR THAT DRESS DURING HUNTING SEASON. 162 00:07:53,171 --> 00:07:54,505 WELL, I GUESS I'M STUCK WITH THE FEATHERS. 163 00:07:54,539 --> 00:07:56,374 NOT NECESSARILY. 164 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:04,616 MY FIRST PALACE PARTY. 165 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:05,283 OH, AND THANK YOU FOR INFORMING ME 166 00:08:05,317 --> 00:08:09,020 ABOUT THE PROPER LICHTENSTAMPIAN COURT ATTIRE. 167 00:08:09,054 --> 00:08:10,655 NO PROBLEM. WE WOULDN'T WANT TO STICK OUT. 168 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:11,990 NO. YOU LOOK GREAT. READY? 169 00:08:19,164 --> 00:08:22,033 SPLENDID. THE COURT JESTERS ARE HERE. 170 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:26,871 CODY, HOW COME WE'RE THE ONLY ONES WEARING TIGHTS? 171 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:28,706 I DON'T KNOW. ACCORDING TO THE SCROLL-- 172 00:08:28,740 --> 00:08:31,576 OH, YOU MEAN THE TOILET PAPER? 173 00:08:31,610 --> 00:08:32,977 - GIVE ME THAT! - OH, NO, NO, NO. 174 00:08:33,011 --> 00:08:34,579 Moseby: GIVE ME THAT! 175 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:41,252 HEAR ME, HEAR ME! LONDON TIPTON HAS ARRIVED. 176 00:08:43,655 --> 00:08:45,189 HONK YOUR HORN, HARRY. 177 00:08:46,458 --> 00:08:48,660 ( bleats ) 178 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:52,663 IS MADDIE HERE YET? 179 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:53,998 I WANT TO GIVE HER THIS FLOWER. 180 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:55,132 I NEED TO STEP UP MY GAME. 181 00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:57,668 GOOD LUCK. 182 00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:58,436 I'M SURE SHE'D RATHER DATE A PRINCE 183 00:08:58,470 --> 00:09:01,539 THAN SOME KID WHO JUST USED SOAP FOR THE FIRST TIME. 184 00:09:01,573 --> 00:09:05,042 LOOK, "FRODO"... 185 00:09:05,077 --> 00:09:07,278 MADDIE DOESN'T KNOW THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME. 186 00:09:07,312 --> 00:09:10,982 YES, SHE DOES. WE ALL DO. 187 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:15,186 WE WERE GOING TO HAVE AN INTERVENTION ON TUESDAY. 188 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,622 IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE THAT I INTRODUCE 189 00:09:17,656 --> 00:09:20,057 HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS' COMPANION FOR THE EVENING. 190 00:09:20,092 --> 00:09:22,560 THE LOVELY MADELINE FITZPATRICK. 191 00:09:24,629 --> 00:09:26,497 ( fanfare plays ) 192 00:09:28,900 --> 00:09:29,901 ( audience sighs ) 193 00:09:31,169 --> 00:09:34,372 HIYA. 194 00:09:34,406 --> 00:09:36,808 I TOLD YOU YOU'D LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 195 00:09:36,842 --> 00:09:38,076 THANKS TO YOU. 196 00:09:39,578 --> 00:09:42,379 MADDIE. 197 00:09:42,414 --> 00:09:44,148 COMPLIMENTS OF THE PRINCE. 198 00:09:44,182 --> 00:09:45,683 THANK YOU. 199 00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:49,887 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 200 00:09:49,921 --> 00:09:51,289 THE PRINCE IS A REALLY LUCKY GUY. 201 00:09:51,323 --> 00:09:52,790 AW, ZACK. 202 00:09:52,824 --> 00:09:54,125 ( fanfare plays ) 203 00:09:54,159 --> 00:09:55,026 MY PRINCE IS COMING! OUT OF MY WAY! 204 00:09:57,462 --> 00:09:59,296 HEAR YE, HEAR YE. 205 00:09:59,331 --> 00:10:02,399 IT IS WITH GREAT HONOR THAT I PRESENT-- 206 00:10:02,434 --> 00:10:04,235 - COO. - OH, WOULD YOU STOP? 207 00:10:04,269 --> 00:10:05,103 OH, SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO. 208 00:10:07,105 --> 00:10:11,042 DEFENDER OF MEN, VANQUISHER OF ENEMIES, 209 00:10:11,076 --> 00:10:13,712 DRINKER OF LION'S BLOOD, 210 00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:17,415 HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCE JEFFY. 211 00:10:17,449 --> 00:10:19,317 ( fanfare plays ) 212 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,958 HELLO, SWEET CHEEKS. 213 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:29,394 ( groans ) UGH... 214 00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:42,506 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CURTSY. 215 00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:45,777 YEAH, THAT WAY YOU CAN LOOK YOUR DATE IN THE EYE. 216 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:49,013 SO, READY TO GET FREAK-AY ON THE DANCE FLOOR? 217 00:10:49,047 --> 00:10:51,449 EXCUSE ME? 218 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,518 I'LL TEACH YOU THE LICHTENSTAMP STOMP. 219 00:10:53,552 --> 00:10:54,619 IT'S VERY SIMILAR TO THE PEE-PEE DANCE. 220 00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:00,191 ( chamber music plays ) 221 00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:10,201 OH, I AM NOT DOING THAT ONE. 222 00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:15,473 AH, POOR MADDIE. 223 00:11:15,507 --> 00:11:18,009 HOW INCREDIBLY HUMILIATING FOR HER. 224 00:11:21,213 --> 00:11:24,015 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HER CINDERELLA MOMENT. 225 00:11:27,519 --> 00:11:30,021 INSTEAD, IT'S LIKE SNOW WHITE WITH ONE DWARF. 226 00:11:30,055 --> 00:11:32,924 YEAH-- "SHORTY." 227 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:34,391 YOU'RE FUNNY. YOU'RE FUNNY. 228 00:11:34,426 --> 00:11:36,794 COME ON, LET'S GO SIT DOWN. 229 00:11:36,828 --> 00:11:38,329 WELL, HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS. 230 00:11:38,363 --> 00:11:41,833 THESE PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING AT MADDIE AND NOT AT US. 231 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,534 NO, THEY'RE STILL LAUGHING AT YOU. 232 00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:46,704 IN FACT, THEY'RE LINED UP TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU. 233 00:11:46,738 --> 00:11:49,774 NO, NO, NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. 234 00:11:49,808 --> 00:11:52,843 WOW. 10,000 FLORNICS. 235 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,178 THAT'S WONDERFUL. 236 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:55,947 DON'T GET TOO EXCITED. 237 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:58,549 A DECENT BAGEL AROUND HERE WILL COST YOU 20,000. 238 00:12:02,187 --> 00:12:04,622 YOU'RE VERY LIGHT ON YOUR FEET. 239 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:07,592 YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE VERY HEAVY ON MINE. 240 00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:10,261 UH-OH. POTTY BREAK. DON'T GO ANYWHERE. 241 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:15,300 YOU KNOW, THIS VACATION IS ACTUALLY TURNING OUT WORSE 242 00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:18,903 THAN THE TIME MY FAMILY OF 12 PILED INTO A HATCHBACK 243 00:12:18,937 --> 00:12:20,438 AND DROVE 2,000 MILES TO SEE THE BIG CANYON. 244 00:12:20,472 --> 00:12:22,006 YOU MEAN THE GRAND CANYON? 245 00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:24,542 I WISH. 246 00:12:24,576 --> 00:12:27,111 IT'S NOT SO BAD. 247 00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:29,313 ONE DAY, YOU'LL LOOK BACK AT THIS AND LAUGH. 248 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,584 OR YOU COULD LAUGH NOW. LIKE ME. 249 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:36,621 LOOK, MADDIE, 250 00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:38,689 ANOTHER PRINCE FELL SHORT OF YOUR EXPECTATIONS-- 251 00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:40,958 SHORT! GOOD ONE! 252 00:12:40,992 --> 00:12:43,194 WELL, ANYWAY... 253 00:12:43,228 --> 00:12:44,562 YOU KNOW, THE NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG-- 254 00:12:44,596 --> 00:12:46,397 YOUNG! GOOD ONE! 255 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,667 WANNA DANCE? 256 00:12:49,701 --> 00:12:51,969 DANCE! GOOD ONE! 257 00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:54,505 OH, WAIT. 258 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:56,907 HEY! HANDS OFF THE ROYAL BABE. 259 00:12:56,942 --> 00:13:02,280 MADDIE, THIS HAS BEEN THE MOST WONDERFUL EVENING OF MY LIFE. 260 00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:04,482 AND TO COMMEMORATE IT... 261 00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:13,524 WOW. A BOUNCY BALL. 262 00:13:13,558 --> 00:13:16,994 YOU KNOW, NORMALLY YOU HAVE TO BUY A PIECE OF GUM TO GET A GIFT THIS GREAT. 263 00:13:17,028 --> 00:13:19,464 YOUR HIGHNESS, THE QUEEN HAS INFORMED ME 264 00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:21,198 THAT IT IS PAST YOUR BEDTIME. 265 00:13:21,232 --> 00:13:22,766 I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED! 266 00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:26,737 WELL, IF YOU COME NOW, MAYBE YOUR DATE WILL READ YOU A BEDTIME STORY. 267 00:13:28,506 --> 00:13:30,575 OKAY. 268 00:13:33,611 --> 00:13:35,113 YOU KNOW, WHENEVER I PICTURED THIS NIGHT, 269 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,815 I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE PRINCE WOULD BE CARRYING ME OFF. 270 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:46,190 SO, HOW DID THE REST OF YOUR EVENING GO WITH "SHRIMP CHARMING"? 271 00:13:46,224 --> 00:13:49,260 LIKE EVERY OTHER FAIRY-TALE ENDING. 272 00:13:49,294 --> 00:13:51,596 I HELPED HIM WITH HIS LONG DIVISION, 273 00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:52,530 AND THEN HE NAPPED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 274 00:13:54,732 --> 00:13:58,102 DON'T WORRY, MADDIE. YOUR PRINCE IS STILL OUT THERE SOMEWHERE. 275 00:13:58,136 --> 00:13:59,937 I JUST HOPE HE SHAVES. 276 00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:02,573 HE DOES. 277 00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:03,641 I'M ALREADY GETTING MY MID-SEPTEMBER SHADOW. 278 00:14:06,044 --> 00:14:07,912 BUT DON'T LET THAT STOP YOU FROM FINALLY 279 00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,246 GIVING ME MY HELLO HUG AND KISS. 280 00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:12,283 ALL RIGHT. COME HERE, SWEET THANG. 281 00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:16,220 ( tooting ) 282 00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:19,590 DO YOU HAVE TO BLOW THAT THING EVERY TIME YOU ANNOUNCE SOMETHING? 283 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,459 YES. BEST PART OF THE JOB. 284 00:14:23,561 --> 00:14:25,296 I HAVE A ROYAL DECLARATION FOR YOU 285 00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:27,498 FROM HIS HIGHNESS PRINCE JEFFY. 286 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,500 HE DEMANDS YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE. 287 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,039 MARRIAGE? HE'S EIGHT! 288 00:14:35,073 --> 00:14:37,408 AND THREE QUARTERS. 289 00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:38,743 I REFUSE TO MARRY HIM. 290 00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:41,779 YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU ACCEPTED 291 00:14:41,813 --> 00:14:43,781 THE ROYAL SPHERE OF ETERNAL COMMITMENT. 292 00:14:43,815 --> 00:14:46,050 I NEVER ACCEPTED ANY SPECIAL SPHERE. 293 00:14:46,084 --> 00:14:47,318 AH, YES YOU DID. THE RUBBER BOUNCY BALL. 294 00:14:47,352 --> 00:14:50,754 BY ACCEPTING IT, YOU ARE NOW BETROTHED TO HIM. 295 00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:53,157 I DON'T WANT THAT STUPID BALL. HE CAN HAVE IT BACK. 296 00:14:53,191 --> 00:14:54,759 I'M AFRAID THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE. 297 00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:56,561 HE OFFICIALLY DECLARED "TAP-TAP, NO GIVE BACK." 298 00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:58,195 OOH, THAT'S SERIOUS. 299 00:15:00,465 --> 00:15:02,533 THERE'S NO MENTION OF ANY SPHERE IN THIS SCROLL. 300 00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:07,372 IT IS CLEARLY STATED IN SECTION THREE, SUBSECTION ONE. 301 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,073 I DON'T SEE IT. 302 00:15:09,107 --> 00:15:10,975 OOH, YEAH. 303 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,811 I MAY HAVE USED THAT SUBSECTION TO WIPE MY SUBSECTION. 304 00:15:13,845 --> 00:15:16,047 ( all groan ) 305 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,282 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. 306 00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:20,818 DO NOT WORRY, MADELINE. THERE WILL BE NO WEDDING. 307 00:15:20,852 --> 00:15:22,086 IT'S NOT LIKE HE CAN STOP THE SHIP FROM LEAVING. 308 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:22,986 ( loud boom ) 309 00:15:23,021 --> 00:15:24,221 INCOMING! 310 00:15:26,357 --> 00:15:28,892 ( object whistling ) 311 00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:30,895 ( distant splash ) 312 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:31,963 LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY USED HIS TOOTH FAIRY MONEY 313 00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:33,197 TO BUY A CANNON. 314 00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:45,543 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M BEING FORCED 315 00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:47,278 TO MARRY A CHILD PRINCE AT GUNPOINT. 316 00:15:47,312 --> 00:15:49,213 MORE LIKE CANNON-POINT. 317 00:15:49,247 --> 00:15:50,848 FOR YOUR WEDDING I'M BUYING YOU 318 00:15:50,882 --> 00:15:52,450 A STERLING SILVER PAIL AND SHOVEL SET. 319 00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:54,585 IT COMES WITH MATCHING BEACH BLANKIES. 320 00:15:56,054 --> 00:15:58,056 NOT HELPING, LONDON. 321 00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:00,791 I'M BUYING HER A NICE GIFT. I'M HER MAID OF HONOR. 322 00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:02,126 YOU ARE NOT MY MAID OF HONOR. 323 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:05,429 THE WAY YOU'VE TREATED ME, I'D SOONER CHOOSE BAILEY. 324 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,698 ( gasps ) I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT YOU, MADDIE. 325 00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:12,903 I'LL THROW YOU A TRADITIONAL KETTLE CORN BACHELORETTE PARTY. 326 00:16:12,937 --> 00:16:14,439 DO YOU PREFER BANJOS OR WASHBOARD? 327 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:18,642 - GO FOR BANJOS. - I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED HERE, PEOPLE. 328 00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:20,545 MADDIE, WE THINK WE FOUND A WAY 329 00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:21,579 TO GET YOU OUT OF THIS MARRIAGE. 330 00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:22,880 CODY, READ THE TOILET PAPER. 331 00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:29,486 "ANY OTHER SUITOR, EVEN A WORTHLESS PEASANT..." 332 00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:31,322 THAT WOULD BE ME. 333 00:16:31,356 --> 00:16:34,859 "...CAN CHALLENGE THE PRINCE TO A DUEL FOR HIS BETROTHED. 334 00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:36,928 THE WOMAN GOES TO THE WINNER." 335 00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:38,095 "THE WOMAN GOES TO THE WINNER"? 336 00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:40,131 HOW SEXIST. 337 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,532 I AM NOT SOME PRIZE TO BE WON OR LOST. 338 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:44,936 WELL, YOUR ONLY OTHER OPTION IS TO MARRY THE ROYAL RUNT. 339 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:46,303 I'M DOWN WITH THE DUEL. 340 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,139 OOH. 341 00:16:52,677 --> 00:16:57,715 ( music plays softly ) 342 00:16:57,749 --> 00:16:59,450 LET'S GET THIS STARTED! 343 00:16:59,484 --> 00:17:00,918 WE HAVE TO BE DONE BY 7:00. 344 00:17:00,952 --> 00:17:03,921 I CAN NOT MISS AN EPISODE OF "STINKY AND THE BEAN." 345 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,592 ( "Wedding March" plays ) 346 00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,701 GIRLS, STOP IT! 347 00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:22,406 DID YOU GET THROUGH TO THE EMBASSY? 348 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:23,908 YES. SADLY, THEY HAVE NO JURISDICTION HERE. 349 00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:26,843 HOWEVER, THEY ARE SENDING YOU A SALAD SPINNER. 350 00:17:26,878 --> 00:17:28,745 MY FUTURE HUSBAND WON'T TOUCH ANYTHING GREEN. 351 00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:30,347 BESIDES HIS BOOGERS. 352 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,621 DON'T WORRY, MADELINE. 353 00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:37,655 ZACK WILL SAVE THE DAY. 354 00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:39,790 YEAH. 355 00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:44,929 I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT. 356 00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:51,903 BOY, I CAN'T WAIT TILL OUR HONEYMOON. 357 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:56,073 TWO WEEKS, YOU AND ME, SPLISH-SPLASH WATER PARK. 358 00:17:56,107 --> 00:17:57,942 YIPPEE. 359 00:18:00,912 --> 00:18:04,881 ROYAL SUBJECTS, VISITING DIGNITARIES, 360 00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:07,118 OTHERS... 361 00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:14,759 WE ARE GATHERED HERE TO CELEBRATE THE UNION 362 00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:16,393 OF HIS MAJESTY PRINCE JEFFY... 363 00:18:18,296 --> 00:18:21,265 AND LADY MADELINE MARGARET GENEVIEVE 364 00:18:21,299 --> 00:18:23,200 MIRANDA KATHERINE FITZPATRICK. 365 00:18:24,702 --> 00:18:27,839 NOW, BEFORE WE START, 366 00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:29,874 DOES ANYONE OBJECT TO THIS MARRIAGE? 367 00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:31,142 - MM-HMM. - OH, BESIDES YOU. 368 00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:34,645 - I OBJECT! - ( all gasp ) 369 00:18:34,679 --> 00:18:37,982 I CHALLENGE THEE TO A DUEL FOR THE MAIDEN'S HEART. 370 00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:40,951 AND THE REST OF HER. 371 00:18:40,985 --> 00:18:43,521 AW, BUT I DON'T WANNA DUEL! 372 00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:46,157 YOU HAVE TO. IT'S WRITTEN IN THE TOILET PAPER. 373 00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:52,162 BECAUSE HE WAS CHALLENGED, 374 00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:54,698 PRINCE JEFFY WILL SELECT THE METHOD OF DUEL. 375 00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:57,367 PICK YOUR PUNISHMENT, PUNY PRINCE. 376 00:18:57,402 --> 00:19:01,172 I'M TAKING YOUR WOMAN AND YOUR LUNCH MONEY. 377 00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:04,108 I CHOOSE THE JOUST. 378 00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:06,109 THAT'S NOT FAIR. 379 00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:09,480 THE ONLY HORSE I EVER RODE, I HAD TO PUT A QUARTER IN HIS HEAD. 380 00:19:09,514 --> 00:19:13,851 WHEREAS THE PRINCE PROBABLY HAS YEARS OF EQUESTRIAN TRAINING. 381 00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:16,854 WHOO-HOO! BOUNCY! 382 00:19:16,888 --> 00:19:19,557 YEAH, ON A BALL. 383 00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:22,360 SIR, YOUR STEED. 384 00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:26,163 COOL. I'M GONNA NAME YOU "LIGHTNING." 385 00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:29,000 AND YOUR WEAPONS-- POOL NOODLES. 386 00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:31,435 AW, HOW COME HE GETS THE BLUE ONE? 387 00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:36,440 JOUSTERS TO THE READY. 388 00:19:36,474 --> 00:19:38,042 THREE POINTS TAKES THE MAIDEN. 389 00:19:39,944 --> 00:19:42,012 I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO DO THIS. 390 00:19:42,046 --> 00:19:44,114 AND JOUST! 391 00:19:44,148 --> 00:19:45,516 ( crowd cheers ) 392 00:19:47,552 --> 00:19:49,787 COME ON, ZACK! BOUNCE HIM INTO NEXT WEEK! 393 00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:51,955 PREPARE TO EAT STYROFOAM. 394 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:53,057 YOU'RE GOING DOWN, DIAPER DORK. 395 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,695 ( crowd moans ) 396 00:19:59,497 --> 00:20:00,731 WELL, YOU COULD KNOCK ME OVER WITH A-- 397 00:20:00,765 --> 00:20:02,999 STYROFOAM NOODLE? YES, HE DID. 398 00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:05,202 POINT, PRINCE JEFFY! 399 00:20:05,236 --> 00:20:08,639 OKAY, DON'T WORRY. IT'S JUST THE FIRST ROUND. I'M SURE IT'LL BE FINE. 400 00:20:08,673 --> 00:20:11,942 RIGHT. "HEY, MOM, HEY DAD. I'M NOT COMING HOME. 401 00:20:11,976 --> 00:20:16,313 I'M SPENDING THE REST OF MY LIFE RAISING MY HUSBAND." 402 00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:18,282 I OWN YOU, SHORT STACK. 403 00:20:18,316 --> 00:20:20,717 OH, IT'S GO TIME NOW, PUNK. 404 00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:22,586 OH, IT BETTER BE. 405 00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,522 AND JOUST! 406 00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:31,328 GIVE HIM A NOODLE TO THE NOODLE! YES! 407 00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:34,865 Guests: OOH-HH! 408 00:20:34,899 --> 00:20:37,267 SECOND POINT, PRINCE JEFFY. 409 00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:39,770 ( growls ) 410 00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:41,739 ZACK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 411 00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:43,274 IT'S TWO-NOTHING. 412 00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:43,974 ONE MORE POINT, AND WE'LL BE TYING 413 00:20:44,008 --> 00:20:46,476 A "JUST MARRIED" SIGN TO THE BACK OF JEFFY'S TRICYCLE. 414 00:20:46,510 --> 00:20:49,279 WELL, I'M TRYING MY BEST, 415 00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:51,114 BUT THAT LITTLE ROYAL PAIN IN THE BUTT 416 00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:52,450 KNOWS HIS WAY AROUND A NOODLE. 417 00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:53,918 OKAY, NEW PLAN. 418 00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:55,853 RUN! 419 00:20:57,188 --> 00:20:59,056 ( clangs ) 420 00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:01,191 NEW-NEW PLAN. ZACK, WIN. 421 00:21:04,729 --> 00:21:05,862 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? 422 00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:08,566 I MEAN, I'M NOT JUST GONNA GET MAD JOUSTING SKILLS. 423 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,200 ZACK, I BELIEVE IN YOU. 424 00:21:12,003 --> 00:21:13,804 NOW GO GET HIM, TIGER. 425 00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:18,475 AND JOUST. 426 00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:25,516 I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES 427 00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:27,518 I WISHED I COULD'VE DONE THAT TO THE LITTLE TWIT. 428 00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:31,388 ALL RIGHT. 429 00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:32,323 POINT, CHALLENGER. 430 00:21:34,192 --> 00:21:36,927 OH. ( growls ) 431 00:21:36,961 --> 00:21:39,296 ( guests cheering ) 432 00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:41,198 YEAH! 433 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,800 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA NEED ANOTHER KISS FOR ROUND FOUR. 434 00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:47,605 FORGET IT! I SURRENDER! 435 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:50,073 ( crying ) MOMMY! 436 00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:53,777 WOW, ZACK. WHO KNEW YOU'D TURN OUT TO BE MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR? 437 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,480 WELL, I DID. 438 00:21:56,514 --> 00:21:58,282 AND I ALWAYS KNEW YOU'D BE MY PRINCESS. 439 00:22:00,385 --> 00:22:05,089 NOW WHAT SAY WE RIDE MY TRUSTY STEED INTO THE SUNSET? 440 00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:06,757 IT WOULD BE MY HONOR. 441 00:22:06,791 --> 00:22:09,026 LADY MADELINE, I JUST RECEIVED WORD 442 00:22:09,060 --> 00:22:10,661 THAT PRINCE JEFFY'S BROTHER PRINCE TIMMY 443 00:22:10,695 --> 00:22:14,765 HAS SEEN YOUR PICTURE, AND WISHES TO INVITE YOU ON A DATE. 444 00:22:14,799 --> 00:22:15,899 NOW WAY! GIDDY-UP, HORSIE. 445 00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:24,007 I'M SORRY, YOUR HIGHNESS. SHE WASN'T INTERESTED. 446 00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:37,204 I AM. HELLO, PRINCE DREAMY. 447 00:22:37,254 --> 00:22:41,804 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32429

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