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( tires screeching )
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HELP!
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( people shouting )
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YAY, RACE CAR DRIVER ME.
I WIN! I WIN!
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AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY,
YOU LOSE! YOU LOSE!
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YOU KNOW, I'M NOT A POOR
SPORT, BUT, LONDON,
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YOU REALLY DO HAVE A BIT
OF AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE.
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VICTORY LAP,
DALE.
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- ( tires screeching )
- WHOO!
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MY PASSENGERS SHOULD BE ABLE TO BE ON
THE SHIP WITHOUT BEING HIT BY A CAR.
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DON'T WORRY,
I'M INSURED.
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THESE PEOPLE ARE HERE
TO ENJOY A SINGLES CRUISE.
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THE LAST THING THEY WANT
IS TO BE AROUND CHILDREN.
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THAT'S WHY
THEY'RE STILL SINGLE.
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Miss Tutweiller:
MR. MOSEBY?
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MY APOLOGIES. YOU REALIZE
THIS WAS NOT MY DOING.
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I KNOW. IT'S THE
DOING OF THE PEOPLE
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WHO SHOULD BE DOING
THEIR HOMEWORK.
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GUYS, I TOLD YOU WE
SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS.
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NOW, LET'S GO BACK TO OUR
ROOMS, AND FEEL SHAME.
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I KNOW I DO.
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THEN I SUGGEST YOU
STAY IN YOUR ROOMS.
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FROM NOW ON, YOU
WILL NOT BE ALLOWED
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ON THE SKY DECK EXCEPT
FOR ONE HOUR A DAY.
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All:
AW-WW!
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THAT WORKS FOR ME, 'CAUSE
NOW YOU'LL HAVE TIME
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TO DO THE EXTRA 50 PAGES OF
HOMEWORK I PLAN TO GIVE YOU.
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BUT YOU ALREADY
GAVE US 50 PAGES.
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OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
MAKE IT ANOTHER 100.
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BUT-- BUT--
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- CARE TO MAKE IT 200?
- SOLD.
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WHAT'D I BUY?
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OH AY OH, OH AY OH
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COME ALONG WITH ME
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AND LET'SHEAD OUT TO SEE
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WHAT THIS WORLD HAS
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FOR YOU AND FOR ME NOW
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WHICHEVER WAYTHE WIND BLOWS
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-
WE SAY...
-
HEY-HO, LET'S GO!
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-
OH AY OH
-
THIS BOAT'S ROCKING
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-
OH AY OH
-
AIN'T NO STOPPING US NOW
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'CAUSE WE'RE LIVINGTHE SUITE LIFE
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-
OH AY OH
-
THIS BOAT'S ROCKING
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-
OH AY OH
-
ROCKING
THE WHOLE WORLD ROUND
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AND WE'RE LIVINGTHE SUITE LIFE NOW
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HEY HO! OH AY OH
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LET'S GO!
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THIS JUST
IS SO EASY.
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THE QUESTIONS
ARE ALL ABOUT ME.
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THAT'S BECAUSE
IT'S NOT A TEST.
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IT'S A DATING
QUESTIONNAIRE.
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STILL, I THINK I HAVE A REALLY
GOOD CHANCE OF GETTING AN "A".
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DON'T GET
YOUR HOPES UP.
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WHAT'D YOU GET
FOR NUMBER FIVE?
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YOU LIKE
SARDINE SORBET?
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OF COURSE NOT.
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I ANSWERED
THE FIRST TWO FOR REAL,
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BUT THEN I GOT BORED,
SO I PUT IN GOOFY ANSWERS.
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OH, I GET IT.
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( gasps )
THIS IS REAL GOOFY.
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LOVES CORN COB ART.
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THAT ONE WAS REAL.
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THAT'S FRIGHTENING.
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GOOD MORNING,
LADIES.
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I'M USING THE ONE HOUR
MOSEBY LETS US BE ON DECK
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FOR A LITTLE YOGA.
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I PREFER MY YOGA WITH
FRUIT ON THE BOTTOM.
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RIGHT.
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SO, YOU GUYS GETTING
TO ALL THAT EXTRA HOMEWORK?
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- I WAS.
- I WASN'T.
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NOW WE'RE FILLING OUT THIS
SINGLES CRUISE QUESTIONNAIRE.
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WHO KNOWS? MAYBE WE'LL FIND MR.
RIGHT.
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YOU KNOW, MR. RIGHT COULD
BE RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE.
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( bones crunch )
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OH! MY BACK! MY BACK, IT'S SEIZING UP!
IT'S SEIZING UP!
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CODY,
WHAT CAN WE DO?
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LOOK AWAY!
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LET'S GO GET
A SMOOTHIE.
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SURE. I'M DONE
WITH MY QUESTIONNAIRE.
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HOW'D YOU DO?
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PRETTY SURE
I GOT AN "A".
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I SHOULD'VE
COPIED OFF YOURS.
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COPY-- SEND-- YES!
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( bones crunch )
SPASM!
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HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN
DOING OUR HOMEWORK?
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ABOUT 30 SECONDS.
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I'M BEAT. I'M NOT USED
TO FOCUSING THIS LONG.
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YOU KNOW THAT I'VE
NEVER MET SOMEONE
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WITH A SHORTER
ATTENTION SPAN THAN ME?
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SORRY, I ZONED OUT AFTER
"I NEVER MET SOMEONE."
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TOO BAD TUTWEILLER
DOESN'T HAVE A DATE.
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I MEAN, IF SHEHAD A BOYFRIEND,
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MAYBE SHE'D MAKE HIS LIFE
MISERABLE AND NOT OURS.
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MOSEBY COULD USE
A GIRLFRIEND, TOO.
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I MEAN, HE HASN'T
HAD A DATE SINCE--
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MY ALLOWANCE WAS ONLY
A THOUSAND A WEEK.
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YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
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IS IT "
DUMPTY,
DUMPTY, DUM
" ?
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NO.
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WE'RE GONNA USE THAT
QUESTIONNAIRE THINGY
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TO SET THEM
EACH UP WITH DATES.
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YOU CONVINCE TUTWEILLER
TO TAKE THE TEST,
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AND I'LL
CONVINCE MOSEBY.
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OOH. YOU'RE EVIL.
I LIKE EVIL.
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DID YOU KNOW YOUR
BROTHER WAS EVIL?
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UH, YEAH. WHEN I WAS TWO,
HE SHORT-SHEETED MY CRIB.
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( gasps )
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ZACK, DID YOU TAKE
MY COMPUTER AGAIN?
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NO. I BORROWED IT
WITHOUT ASKING.
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LOOK, I NEED
TO CHECK MY E-MAIL.
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I SENT BAILEY'S DATING
QUESTIONNAIRE TO MYSELF,
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AND I'M ABOUT TO FIND
OUT WHAT SHE LIKES.
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I'M GONNA GUESS
NOT YOU.
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IGNORING.
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NOW, LET'S SEE.
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"FAVORITE FLOWER--
IRIS."
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"FAVORITE TREE--
PINE."
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AND, OH,
THAT'S INTERESTING.
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SHE LIKES CORN COB ART.
FUNKY.
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STUPIDY.
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NOW, LET'S SEE WHAT SHE'S
LOOKING FOR IN A GUY.
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THAT'S ODD.
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OH, THEN YOU'RE
PERFECT FOR HER.
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NO, I'M NOT.
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SHE'S LOOKING
FOR A SWISS GUY
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WHO LOVES YODELING
AND SARDINE SORBET.
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WHOA. GIRLFRIEND'S
INTO SOME WEIRD STUFF.
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- HI!
- ( yelps )
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WHAT YOU DOING?
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I'M CHARTING HOW
THE LUNAR CYCLE
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EFFECTS WEATHER
AND CURRENT PATTERNS,
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THUS ALTERING THE SHIPS
LONGITUDINAL POSITION.
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WHAT YOU DOING?
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BIG WIND MAKE
BIG SHIP BOUNCY.
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AH-HH...
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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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I CAN'T EVEN GET YOU IN CLASS
WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.
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DON'T GET USED
TO IT.
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I JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU THIS
COMPATIBILITY QUESTIONNAIRE.
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FROM THE SINGLES CRUISE?
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THANK YOU, BUT I AM NOT
LOOKING FOR ANYONE RIGHT NOW.
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I MEAN, IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT, AND
YOU'RE STANDING IN A CLASSROOM,
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DRAWING SQUIGGLY LINES
ON A BLACKBOARD.
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GOOD POINT.
WHAT'S THE FIRST QUESTION?
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GOODY.
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"DO YOU CARE
IF A MAN HAS MONEY?"
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"MUST BE RICH."
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"DO YOU LIKE
THE OUTDOORSY TYPE?"
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"IF HE'S OUTSIDE
A JEWELRY STORE."
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EXCUSE ME. THESE ARE
SUPPOSED TO BE MY ANSWERS,
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AND I AM NOT
THAT SHALLOW.
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YOU WANT ME
TO CHANGE IT TO
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"WANTS POOR GUY WHO LIVES
OUTSIDE JEWELRY STORE"?
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LET'S GO WITH RICH.
YOU'VE ALREADY TYPED IT IN.
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HEY, MARION.
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SPEAKING OF MARRYIN',
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DON'T YOU EVER WANT TO GET
MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS?
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AH. WHY ON EARTH
WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?
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BESIDES, I'M MARRIED
TO THE SHIP.
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LET ME GUESS.
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SHE WAS A CUTE LITTLE
SAILBOAT WHEN YOU MET,
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BUT AS SOON AS YOU GOT
MARRIED, SHE BLEW UP BIG.
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( inhales, honks )
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I'M SURE YOU TWO
WILL BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER.
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ARE YOU NATURALLY ANNOYING,
OR DO YOU HAVE TO WORK AT IT?
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HEY, WHY DON'T YOU FILL OUT THIS
SINGLES CRUISE QUESTIONNAIRE?
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HEY, WHY DON'T I NOT?
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I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU
FIND A LITTLE HAPPINESS.
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THEN LEAVE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
FINE.
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I WILL LEAVE.
BUT JUST FOR THE RECORD,
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YOU'RE DOING ALL THE WOMEN
ON THIS SHIP A DISSERVICE.
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GO ON.
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LISTEN.
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I SEE THE WAY THE WOMEN LOOK
AT YOU WHEN YOU WALK ON BY.
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YOU DON'T
SEE IT,
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BUT I DO.
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REALLY?
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HERE'S AN EASY
QUESTION.
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WHAT'S YOUR
FAVORITE FOOD?
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OOH. IN THE SUMMER,
IT'S A LOVELY FRUIT SALAD
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WITH A DELICATE
POMEGRANATE DRESSING.
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HOWEVER, IN THE WINTER, I
PREFER SOMETHING HEARTY--
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YOU KNOW, LIKE
A STEAMING CASSOULET.
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ACTUALLY, THAT DOESN'T
FIT IN THE BOX,
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AND, FRANKLY,
I JUST CAN'T SPELL IT.
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I'M JUST GONNA WRITE,
"LOVES TO EAT EVERYTHING."
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NO! NO,
DON'T PUT THAT.
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THEY'LL MATCH ME UP
WITH A, YOU KNOW--
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( inhales, honks )
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NO.
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OKAY, LET'S CHECK
FOR MATCHES.
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- ( laptop trills )
- GREAT NEWS.
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THE COMPUTER FOUND
A MATCH FOR TUTWEILLER?
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EVEN BETTER!
FOR ME!
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WHO IS IT?
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IT'S ME!
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I'M MY OWN
PERFECT MATCH.
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YAY, US!
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I'M HAPPY
FOR YOU BOTH.
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LET'S CHECK
ON MOSEBY.
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( electronic fanfare
whines )
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Both:
OO-OOH.
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WHAT ABOUT
TUTWEILLER?
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( fanfare whines )
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Both:
OO-OOH.
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NO MATCHES
FOR EITHER OF THEM?
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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THE ONLY THING
WE CAN DO.
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WE HAVE TO MATCH THEM
WITH EACH OTHER.
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THEY HAVE SOMETHING
HUGE IN COMMON--
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THEY'RE BOTH
UNAPPEALING TO EVERYBODY.
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WELL, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO CHANGE
THEIR ANSWERS SO THEY MATCH.
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NO KIDDING.
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MISS TUTWEILLER'S LOOKING
FOR A SIX-FOOT GUY.
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WELL, THAT'S A DEAL-BREAKER.
MOSEBY'S ONLY GOT TWO FEET.
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HEY, CODY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WHITTLING A COB.
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WOW. YOU'RE INTO
CORN COB ART?
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JUST MY WHOLE LIFE.
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I LIKE CORN COB ART.
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NO.
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YES.
WHAT ARE YOU MAKING?
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MY FAVORITE FLOWER.
AN IRIS.
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I LOVE IRISES. THAT IS
SUCH A COINCIDENCE.
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ISN'T IT, THOUGH?
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YOU KNOW, WE'RE HAVING
CREAMED CORN TONIGHT,
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AND THERE WAS A MESS OF FRESH
COBS OUTSIDE THE KITCHEN.
229
00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:15,713
OOH. WE CAN DO OUR GEOGRAPHY
ASSIGNMENT, AND WHITTLE WHILE WE WORK.
230
00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:24,188
OH.
231
00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:25,390
OH, EXCUSE ME,
MISS TUTWEILLER.
232
00:10:25,424 --> 00:10:27,191
OH, ENTIRELY MY FAULT,
MR. MOSEBY.
233
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,130
( silent )
234
00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:35,366
( music plays softly )
235
00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:38,335
WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD.
236
00:10:38,370 --> 00:10:40,371
APPARENTLY, WE'VE BEEN
MATCHED UP TOGETHER.
237
00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:42,773
APPARENTLY.
238
00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:43,908
I HOPE THEY DON'T
START TALKING
239
00:10:43,942 --> 00:10:46,844
ABOUT THE ANSWERS THEY GAVE,
AND REALIZE WE CHANGED THEM.
240
00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:48,045
THEY'RE NOT
GOING TO BE PICKY.
241
00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,180
THEY'RE GOING
TO BE GRATEFUL
242
00:10:49,214 --> 00:10:50,114
THEY GOT ANY
KIND OF DATE AT ALL.
243
00:10:51,783 --> 00:10:53,451
( music continues )
244
00:10:55,020 --> 00:10:57,321
OH, I LOVE
THIS SONG.
245
00:10:57,356 --> 00:10:59,324
OH, REALLY?
ME, TOO.
246
00:10:59,358 --> 00:11:01,425
I GUESS WE DO HAVE
SOMETHING IN COMMON.
247
00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:03,694
HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT DANCING?
248
00:11:03,729 --> 00:11:05,630
- TOOK BALLET FOR YEARS.
- OH, ME, TOO.
249
00:11:13,772 --> 00:11:15,606
OOH.
250
00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:21,245
WELL, YOU'RE PRETTY LIGHT
ON YOUR FEET, MR. M.
251
00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,647
I GOT NOTHING
ON YOU, MISS T.
252
00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:28,019
LOOKS LIKE WE DID A BETTER
JOB THAN THE COMPUTER.
253
00:11:28,053 --> 00:11:29,920
ISN'T LOVE
WONDERFUL?
254
00:11:29,955 --> 00:11:33,558
SPEAKING OF WHICH, I'M GONNA
GO BUY MYSELF SOME FLOWERS.
255
00:11:36,027 --> 00:11:37,728
SHH-- DON'T
TELL LONDON.
256
00:11:37,762 --> 00:11:39,530
I WANNA
SURPRISE MYSELF.
257
00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:44,535
THIS IS GOING GREAT.
258
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,475
( stammers )
259
00:12:09,761 --> 00:12:12,563
CODY, DO YOU
SMELL PINE?
260
00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:15,432
WELL, IT MIGHT BE
MY NEW COLOGNE.
261
00:12:15,467 --> 00:12:17,201
IT'S CALLED
"FOREST FRENZY."
262
00:12:17,235 --> 00:12:19,436
DO YOU LIKE IT?
263
00:12:19,471 --> 00:12:21,739
I LOVE IT.
264
00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:24,042
WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES,
I'M BACK HOME, LYING DOWN,
265
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:27,978
LOOKING AT THE STARS BETWEEN
THE PINE TREE BRANCHES.
266
00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:29,513
OH, DID YOU CAMP A LOT?
267
00:12:29,547 --> 00:12:31,415
NO, A TWISTER TOOK
THE ROOF OFF OUR HOUSE.
268
00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:35,686
SO, THE FAMOUS SILK ROUTE
269
00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:38,489
WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH
THE HEART OF ASIA.
270
00:12:42,594 --> 00:12:45,196
DON'T YOU
JUST LOVE HEARTS?
271
00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:47,732
THIS IS AWESOME.
272
00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,199
MOSEBY AND TUTWEILLER
ARE SO IN LOVE,
273
00:12:49,234 --> 00:12:50,435
THEY DON'T CARE
WHAT WE DO.
274
00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:53,070
I KNOW. WATCH.
275
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,707
MISS TUTWEILLER, I HAVE TO LEAVE.
I'M BORED.
276
00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:57,008
- 'KAY.
- YAY!
277
00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:03,581
YOU MAY HAVE BEATEN ME
AT RACE CARS,
278
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,548
BUT I'M GONNA KICK YOUR
BUTT AT WHIRLYBIRDS.
279
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,150
DON'T BE SO SURE.
280
00:13:06,184 --> 00:13:07,852
( snaps fingers )
281
00:13:12,290 --> 00:13:14,425
READY, SET--
282
00:13:14,459 --> 00:13:16,627
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?
283
00:13:16,661 --> 00:13:19,564
WELL, WE'RE SURE NOT GONNA RACE
WHIRLYBIRDS. I CAN ASSURE YOU OF THAT.
284
00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:22,833
WHY NOT?
285
00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:23,901
IT'S THE PERFECT
TIME FOR IT.
286
00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:27,271
OH, EMMA...?
287
00:13:31,476 --> 00:13:33,344
WHO THE HECK
IS EMMA?
288
00:13:33,378 --> 00:13:35,880
MISS TUTWEILLER.
289
00:13:35,914 --> 00:13:37,582
WHAT DID YOU THINK,
HER FIRST NAME WAS "MISS"?
290
00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:41,219
NO.
291
00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:47,758
SO, WHAT SHALL WE
DO TONIGHT, MR. M?
292
00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:50,694
WELL, MISS T, I THOUGHT SINCE
YOU ENJOY CLASSIC MOVIES,
293
00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:53,665
THAT WE COULD ATTEND THE
THREE STOOGES FILM FESTIVAL
294
00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:56,300
ON THE FIESTA DECK.
295
00:13:56,334 --> 00:14:00,838
BY CLASSIC, I MEANT
LIKE "CASABLANCA."
296
00:14:00,872 --> 00:14:02,706
THE THREE STOOGES
ARE JUST...
297
00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:04,609
SILLY.
298
00:14:06,978 --> 00:14:09,680
SILLY?
AU CONTRAIRE.
299
00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:14,419
THE THREE STOOGES ARE A METAPHOR
FOR THE ONGOING CLASS STRUGGLE.
300
00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:17,021
MOE'S THE TYRANNICAL
BUREAUCRAT,
301
00:14:17,055 --> 00:14:18,656
CURLY THE HUMBLE
SERVANT,
302
00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:19,991
AND LARRY,
WELL, LARRY, UH,
303
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:22,927
JUST HAS FUNNY HAIR.
304
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:25,763
WELL, FRANKLY, I DON'T
FIND THEM FUNNY AT ALL.
305
00:14:25,797 --> 00:14:28,499
IN FACT, I THINK
THEY'RE JUVENILE.
306
00:14:28,533 --> 00:14:30,534
( gasps )
307
00:14:33,371 --> 00:14:36,073
T-THERE HASN'T
BEEN A FUNNIER MOVIE
308
00:14:36,108 --> 00:14:38,675
THAN "HALF-WITS HOLIDAY."
309
00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:42,013
THE STOOGES
DON'T MAKE SENSE.
310
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:45,616
WHY IS HIS NAME "CURLY"
IF HE'S BALD?
311
00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:49,320
THAT'S THE JOKE!
312
00:14:51,723 --> 00:14:53,457
OKAY, YOU HAVE
NO SENSE OF HUMOR.
313
00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:55,392
HOW DARE YOU?
314
00:14:55,426 --> 00:14:59,330
FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I AM THE
FUNNIEST PERSON IN MY FAMILY.
315
00:14:59,364 --> 00:15:00,965
ARE YOUR FAMILY
BY ANY CHANCE, MORTICIANS?
316
00:15:00,999 --> 00:15:03,300
MY GRANDFATHER ON MY MOTHER'S
SIDE, BUT THAT'S NOT THE--
317
00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:04,502
AND DON'T MAKE FUN
OF MY FAMILY!
318
00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:07,605
- I'M NOT MAKING FUN OF YOUR FAMILY!
- HEY, LOVEBIRDS.
319
00:15:07,639 --> 00:15:08,939
WHAT'S WITH
THE RACKET?
320
00:15:08,973 --> 00:15:11,842
THIS FUDDY-DUDDY DOESN'T THINK
THE THREE STOOGES ARE FUNNY.
321
00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:13,377
YOU DON'T THINK "A-PLUMBING
WE WILL GO" IS FUNNY?!
322
00:15:13,411 --> 00:15:15,312
HA!
323
00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:16,981
SO WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T
LIKE THE THREE STOOGIES?
324
00:15:17,015 --> 00:15:18,749
Both:
STOOGES!
325
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:21,552
WHO CARES? THE POINT IS
YOU TWO LOVE EACH OTHER,
326
00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:22,987
AND YOU WILL UNTIL
THE END OF TIME.
327
00:15:23,021 --> 00:15:25,623
WELL, TIME IS UP.
328
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,960
I COULD NEVER DATE A MAN
WHO LOVES THE THREE STOOGES.
329
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:31,528
WELL, I ONLY HAVE ONE THING
TO SAY ABOUT THAT...
330
00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:33,731
( barks ) RUFF-RUFF!
NYUK-NYUK-NYUK!
331
00:15:33,765 --> 00:15:35,333
WISE GUY, EH?
332
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,003
( humming )
333
00:15:40,405 --> 00:15:41,839
( blubbering )
334
00:15:46,010 --> 00:15:48,212
THAT WAS FUNNY.
335
00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:50,714
DON'T WORRY, BIG GUY.
SHE'LL BE BACK.
336
00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:51,682
OH, I DON'T
WANT HER BACK.
337
00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:57,922
WAIT A MINUTE. DIDN'T I BAN
YOU TWO FROM THE SKY DECK?
338
00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:59,790
NO.
339
00:16:01,693 --> 00:16:03,994
NO, DOESN'T
RING A BELL.
340
00:16:04,028 --> 00:16:08,699
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE CHANGED
MY MIND ABOUT THE SKY DECK.
341
00:16:08,733 --> 00:16:11,035
YOU CAN BE UP HERE
AS LONG AS YOU WANT.
342
00:16:11,069 --> 00:16:12,870
Kids:
YAY!
343
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,739
SWABBING IT!
344
00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:17,875
YAY!
345
00:16:17,909 --> 00:16:19,176
DEPENDING ON
WHAT "SWABBING" MEANS.
346
00:16:21,212 --> 00:16:23,314
YOU KNOW, NOW THAT
I KNOW WHAT SWABBING IS,
347
00:16:23,348 --> 00:16:26,283
NOT A BIG FAN.
348
00:16:26,317 --> 00:16:28,352
MOSEBY CAN'T STAY
CRANKY FOR MUCH LONGER.
349
00:16:28,386 --> 00:16:32,289
SWAB! SWAB!
MISSED A SWAB! SWAB!
350
00:16:43,201 --> 00:16:45,302
GUTEN TAG, FRAULEIN.
351
00:16:46,771 --> 00:16:50,307
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
352
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,243
JUST DREAMING
OF CLIMBING THE MATTERHORN,
353
00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:55,479
WHILE MUNCHING ON SWISS CHEESE,
AND BUILDING A CUCKOO CLOCK.
354
00:16:55,513 --> 00:16:58,615
WHY?
355
00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:00,550
I DON'T KNOW. JUST KIND
OF IN A SWISSY MOOD.
356
00:17:00,585 --> 00:17:02,987
( yodels )
357
00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:08,159
( yodels )
358
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:11,595
ACH, DU LIEBER.
359
00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:14,432
ALL THAT YODELING
SURE GOT ME HUNGRY.
360
00:17:14,466 --> 00:17:17,969
LET ME GUESS. THAT'S
SARDINE SORBET.
361
00:17:17,971 --> 00:17:21,172
AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT IS,
AND IT IS DELICIOUS.
362
00:17:29,781 --> 00:17:31,649
SURE LOOKS LIKE IT.
HERE, HAVE SOME MORE.
363
00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:33,384
OH, NO.
IT'S REALLY RICH.
364
00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:35,986
MMM.
365
00:17:40,491 --> 00:17:44,195
MMM, I AM SO FULL.
I CAN'T HAVE ANY MORE--
366
00:17:45,897 --> 00:17:49,133
THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO SNEAK
A LOOK AT MY ANSWERS
367
00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:51,602
ON MY PERSONAL
PRIVATE COMPUTER.
368
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:52,770
YOU KNOW THOSE
ANSWERS WERE FAKE.
369
00:17:52,804 --> 00:17:55,039
I-I KNEW THAT.
370
00:17:57,242 --> 00:18:00,377
I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF IDIOT
LIKES CORN COB ART?
371
00:18:00,411 --> 00:18:02,146
ACTUALLY,
THAT PART WAS REAL.
372
00:18:03,381 --> 00:18:05,549
RIGHT.
373
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:07,551
DID YOU DO THIS
TO MAKE FUN OF ME?
374
00:18:07,585 --> 00:18:09,153
UH--
375
00:18:09,187 --> 00:18:10,588
JUST WHAT I THOUGHT.
376
00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:11,755
WELL, I WANNA
HAVE SOME FUN, TOO.
377
00:18:11,789 --> 00:18:13,457
YODEL-LAY-HEE...
378
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:14,191
( squeals )
HOO!
379
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,531
( moans )
380
00:18:23,468 --> 00:18:27,371
THERE'S MISS TUTWEILLER,
DROWNING HER SORROWS IN FROGURT.
381
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:29,006
- GO TALK TO HER.
- I'M ON IT.
382
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:34,645
JUICE MAN,
MAKE IT A BLUEBERRY.
383
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,781
BUT MISS TUTWEILLER,
384
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,815
YOU'VE ALREADY HAD TWO
RASPBERRIES, AND A KIWI.
385
00:18:38,850 --> 00:18:43,287
I'LL MIX FRUITS
IF I WANT TO.
386
00:18:43,321 --> 00:18:45,790
OKAY.
387
00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:48,525
HOW CAN MOSEBY SAY
I HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR?
388
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:52,063
I'M FUNNY.
389
00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:53,697
FUNNY-LOOKING,
ANYWAY.
390
00:18:57,969 --> 00:19:00,471
YOU KNOW,
MISS TUTWEILLER
391
00:19:00,505 --> 00:19:02,539
WAS REALLY UPSET
IN CLASS TODAY.
392
00:19:02,573 --> 00:19:05,376
SHE BLEW HER NOSE
IN THE WORLD MAP.
393
00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:06,843
HAWAII HAS
THREE NEW ISLANDS.
394
00:19:06,878 --> 00:19:10,248
UGH.
395
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:11,983
I REALLY THINK
YOU HURT HER FEELINGS.
396
00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:14,451
SHE MOCKED MOE!
397
00:19:14,485 --> 00:19:17,755
I'M GONNA GET OVER HIM BY
THROWING MYSELF INTO MY WORK.
398
00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:20,958
I'LL ASSIGN MORE AND MORE
HOMEWORK UNTIL I FEEL BETTER.
399
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,194
NO! YOU HAVE
TO DATE MOSEBY.
400
00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:24,929
IF YOU DON'T
SNAP HIM UP RIGHT NOW,
401
00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:26,831
YOU MIGHT AS WELL
JUST ADOPT 10 CATS
402
00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:29,032
AND BE THE COVER GIRL
FOR "OLD MAID MONTHLY."
403
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:30,368
YOU'RE MEAN!
404
00:19:30,402 --> 00:19:33,637
OH!
405
00:19:33,671 --> 00:19:36,774
STOP SWABBING ME!
OH--
406
00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:38,609
WELL, WOULD YOU
LOOK WHO IT IS?
407
00:19:38,643 --> 00:19:41,145
MISS TUTWEILLER, LOOKING
AS BEAUTIFUL AS EVER.
408
00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:43,580
- MISS T.
- MR. M.
409
00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:47,552
ARE YOU GUYS SPELLING STUFF OUT
SO WE WON'T UNDERSTAND YOU?
410
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:50,621
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WOULD
LIKE TO SAY TO MISS T?
411
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:54,692
I'M SORRY IF I HURT
YOUR FEELINGS.
412
00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:57,928
AND I WILL ADMIT
THE STOOGES CAN,
413
00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:59,196
AT TIMES,
BE A BIT SILLY.
414
00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:03,067
NOW YOU APOLOGIZE FOR
PUTTING DOWN THE STOOGIES.
415
00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:05,636
AND SLAPPING MY NOSE.
416
00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:08,872
PERHAPS THAT WAS
A BIT UNCALLED FOR.
417
00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:11,375
GREAT. SO YOU'RE
BACK TOGETHER.
418
00:20:11,409 --> 00:20:14,044
Both:
EH, I DON'T KNOW.
419
00:20:14,078 --> 00:20:16,647
COME ON! YOU GUYS
HAVE TO DO THIS.
420
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:18,115
THE COMPUTER DIDN'T MATCH
YOU UP WITH ANYONE.
421
00:20:18,149 --> 00:20:19,216
WHAT?
422
00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:22,019
BESIDES
EACH OTHER.
423
00:20:23,888 --> 00:20:26,457
AND THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE WE
CHANGED YOUR ANSWERS TO MATCH.
424
00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:31,261
- WHAT? - BECAUSE WE LOVE AND
CARE FOR YOU BOTH SO VERY MUCH.
425
00:20:31,295 --> 00:20:33,730
NO...
426
00:20:33,764 --> 00:20:37,034
IT WAS TO GET THEM
OFF OUR BACKS, REMEMBER?
427
00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:38,935
I THINK
WE'VE BEEN HAD.
428
00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:41,038
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN.
429
00:20:41,072 --> 00:20:43,774
I SPECIFICALLY CHECKED
THE "PREFER TALL" BOX.
430
00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:49,179
NOT THAT YOU
ARE NOT TALL.
431
00:20:49,213 --> 00:20:50,781
IN YOUR OWN WAY.
432
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:55,419
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- I DON'T KNOW.
433
00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:58,622
WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT
I AM ABOUT TO ASSIGN
434
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:00,791
A 2,000-PAGE PAPER
435
00:21:00,825 --> 00:21:03,493
ON WHY YOU SHOULDN'T MEDDLE
IN PEOPLE'S PERSONAL LIVES.
436
00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:05,162
SPLENDID IDEA.
437
00:21:05,196 --> 00:21:08,298
AND THEY CAN DO IT WHILE
THEY'RE SWABBING THE DECK,
438
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,000
AND CLEANINGTHE OUTSIDE OF THE SHIP,
439
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,169
AND PERHAPS THE BOTTOM
OF THE OCEAN!
440
00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:16,407
OOH! DO YOU WANNA THINK UP
MORE PUNISHMENTS OVER DINNER?
441
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,075
OH, SOUNDS LOVELY.
442
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:23,380
THIS HAS BEEN THE LOSER
DAY OF ALL TIME.
443
00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:25,682
AND TO MAKE IT
WORSE,
444
00:21:25,716 --> 00:21:27,484
I THINK I NEED
TO BREAK UP WITH MYSELF.
445
00:21:29,053 --> 00:21:31,088
TOO CLINGY.
446
00:21:31,122 --> 00:21:34,291
THAT'S WHY
I FLY SOLO.
447
00:21:37,529 --> 00:21:38,329
AIR ZACK
TAKING OFF.
448
00:21:45,937 --> 00:21:47,371
London's voice:
"DEAR LONDON,
449
00:21:47,405 --> 00:21:50,107
THIS IS NOTAN EASY LETTER TO WRITE,
450
00:21:50,141 --> 00:21:54,011
BUT I THINK WE BOTH KNOW THIS
RELATIONSHIP IS NOT WORKING OUT.
451
00:21:54,045 --> 00:21:57,714
PLEASE UNDERSTAND,IT'S NOT YOU. IT'S ME.
452
00:21:57,749 --> 00:22:01,585
LET'S BE HONEST. WE'D BOTH BE
BETTER OFF SEEING OTHER PEOPLE.
453
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,887
I HOPE WE CANALWAYS BE FRIENDS.
454
00:22:03,921 --> 00:22:06,090
LOVE, LONDON.
455
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:09,760
P.S. I LOVE WHAT YOU'VEDONE WITH YOUR HAIR."
456
00:22:17,235 --> 00:22:20,304
OOH! A LETTER FOR ME!
457
00:22:23,408 --> 00:22:37,204
( crying )
458
00:22:37,254 --> 00:22:41,804
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