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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,434 --> 00:00:02,601 ( crowd chanting ) ZACK, ZACK, ZACK... 2 00:00:05,171 --> 00:00:06,638 ZACK, ZACK, ZACK! 3 00:00:08,975 --> 00:00:11,509 NOW PERFORMING 4 00:00:11,544 --> 00:00:14,379 A BACKWARDS BODY-DUNKING, 5 00:00:14,413 --> 00:00:16,681 GRAB-A-FISH BUNGEE JUMP... 6 00:00:16,716 --> 00:00:20,318 ZACK MARTIN! 7 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:23,188 - All: WOO! - LOOK. 8 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:24,456 I-- I CAN'T LET YOU DO THIS... 9 00:00:24,490 --> 00:00:27,860 EVEN THOUGH I WOULD LOVE TO INHERIT YOUR SINGLE CABIN. 10 00:00:27,894 --> 00:00:30,028 CODY, PLEASE. 11 00:00:30,063 --> 00:00:32,063 IF HOUDINI'S BROTHER DIDN'T LET HIM DO STUNTS, 12 00:00:32,097 --> 00:00:33,531 WHERE WOULD HE BE? 13 00:00:33,565 --> 00:00:36,200 ALIVE. 14 00:00:36,235 --> 00:00:38,103 BAD EXAMPLE. NOW STAND BACK. 15 00:00:38,137 --> 00:00:39,571 I'M ABOUT TO MAKE HISTORY. 16 00:00:39,605 --> 00:00:42,607 BOY! 17 00:00:42,641 --> 00:00:44,609 THIS IS DANGEROUS AND STUPID. 18 00:00:44,643 --> 00:00:46,444 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 19 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:47,879 I'LL TAKE THIS ONE. 20 00:00:47,914 --> 00:00:50,716 NOTHING. 21 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:52,651 I'M NOT LETTING YOU DO THIS, ZACK. 22 00:00:52,685 --> 00:00:54,152 KIRBY, KIRBY, PLEASE. 23 00:00:54,187 --> 00:00:57,923 IF HOUDINI'S SECURITY GUARD DIDN'T LET HIM DO STUNTS, 24 00:00:57,957 --> 00:00:59,257 WHERE WOULD HE BE? 25 00:00:59,291 --> 00:01:02,360 ALIVE. 26 00:01:02,394 --> 00:01:04,263 I NEED A NEW HYPOTHETICAL. 27 00:01:04,297 --> 00:01:06,298 GET OFF OF THAT. 28 00:01:06,332 --> 00:01:08,800 FINE. 29 00:01:08,834 --> 00:01:10,835 - MAN, THIS IS STUCK. - ( Kirby muttering ) 30 00:01:10,870 --> 00:01:12,871 ON DUTY, I'M A LARGE MAN TRYING 31 00:01:12,905 --> 00:01:14,339 TO CLIMB ON A LITTLE TABLE AND UNHOOK A BUNGEE. 32 00:01:14,373 --> 00:01:17,175 - LET ME HELP YOU. - NO, I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP. 33 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:19,611 ( screaming ) 34 00:01:33,393 --> 00:01:35,026 ( splashes ) OOH! 35 00:01:40,199 --> 00:01:41,600 KIRBY, ARE YOU OKAY? 36 00:01:43,903 --> 00:01:46,638 I HATE SUSHI. 37 00:01:46,672 --> 00:01:49,174 OH AY OH, OH AY OH 38 00:01:51,744 --> 00:01:54,179 COME ALONG WITH ME 39 00:01:54,213 --> 00:01:55,847 AND LET'S HEAD OUT TO SEE 40 00:01:55,881 --> 00:01:57,615 WHAT THIS WORLD HAS 41 00:01:57,649 --> 00:02:00,418 FOR YOU AND FOR ME NOW 42 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,320 WHICHEVER WAY THE WIND BLOWS 43 00:02:02,354 --> 00:02:03,922 - WE SAY... - HEY-HO, LET'S GO! 44 00:02:03,956 --> 00:02:06,024 - OH AY OH - THIS BOAT'S ROCKING 45 00:02:06,058 --> 00:02:10,661 - OH AY OH - AIN'T NO STOPPING US NOW 46 00:02:10,696 --> 00:02:12,597 'CAUSE WE'RE LIVING THE SUITE LIFE 47 00:02:12,631 --> 00:02:15,066 - OH AY OH - THIS BOAT'S ROCKING 48 00:02:15,100 --> 00:02:19,504 - OH AY OH - ROCKING THE WHOLE WORLD ROUND 49 00:02:19,538 --> 00:02:23,275 AND WE'RE LIVING THE SUITE LIFE NOW 50 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:25,143 HEY HO! OH AY OH 51 00:02:25,178 --> 00:02:26,211 LET'S GO! 52 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:37,021 AH-AH-AH-AH! YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE. 53 00:02:37,055 --> 00:02:38,823 WHY NOT? THIS IS MY CABIN. 54 00:02:38,857 --> 00:02:41,159 NOT AT THE MOMENT. 55 00:02:41,193 --> 00:02:43,928 RIGHT NOW IT'S A PRODUCTION STUDIO. 56 00:02:43,963 --> 00:02:48,166 - SHOW BUSINESS. - WHAT? 57 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:50,769 LONDON'S DOING A WEBISODE OF "YAY ME! 58 00:02:50,803 --> 00:02:53,438 STARRING LONDON TIPTON!" 59 00:02:53,472 --> 00:02:54,973 SO YOU CAN'T GO IN. 60 00:02:55,007 --> 00:02:58,877 BUT I HAVE TO GET IN THERE TO DO "TOMORROW'S HOMEWORK, 61 00:02:58,911 --> 00:03:01,312 BY BAILEY PICKETT!" NOW OUT OF MY WAY. 62 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:03,482 OW OW OW. 63 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,116 THAT'S RIGHT, LONDON LOVERS. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, 64 00:03:05,151 --> 00:03:06,918 SOMEONE ACTUALLY WEARS THIS... 65 00:03:06,952 --> 00:03:08,920 IN PUBLIC. ( laughs ) 66 00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:10,822 - LONDON? - ( gasps ) 67 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,624 HEY, AUDIENCE. WE HAVE A SURPRISE GUEST. 68 00:03:12,659 --> 00:03:15,761 IT'S BAILEY... 69 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:17,929 - PICKETT. - PICK WHAT? 70 00:03:17,963 --> 00:03:19,964 DO I HAVE A BOOG HANGING? 71 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:22,334 LONDON. 72 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:24,869 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY SKIRT? 73 00:03:24,903 --> 00:03:26,904 OH, IT'S A NEW SEGMENT ON "YAY ME!" 74 00:03:26,939 --> 00:03:29,040 CALLED "OUTFIT OR TABLECLOTH?" 75 00:03:29,074 --> 00:03:30,141 WAVE TO THE WORLD. 76 00:03:31,911 --> 00:03:35,180 WILL YOU STERN IT? LONDON, MY GRANNY MADE THIS SKIRT FOR ME. 77 00:03:35,214 --> 00:03:38,149 AWW! SO TELL US, 78 00:03:38,183 --> 00:03:39,584 WHY DOES GRAMMY HATE YOU? 79 00:03:39,618 --> 00:03:41,853 SHE DOES NOT HATE ME. 80 00:03:41,887 --> 00:03:45,790 SHE LOVES ME. IN FACT, SHE CALLS ME HER PIGGLY WIGGLY, 81 00:03:45,824 --> 00:03:47,058 AND THEN WE SNORT TOGETHER. ( snorting ) 82 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,196 That thing isn't still on, is it? 83 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:55,733 YEP, AND THAT SNORT WAS ALMOST AS FUNNY AS OUR EARLIER SEGMENT-- 84 00:03:55,767 --> 00:03:59,037 "PARACHUTE OR BAILEY'S UNDERPANTS? " 85 00:03:59,071 --> 00:04:00,538 - MY WHAT? LONDON-- - I'M SORRY. 86 00:04:00,572 --> 00:04:02,941 WE'RE OUT OF TIME. 87 00:04:02,975 --> 00:04:05,644 BUT YOU CAN WATCH THOSE EMBARRASSING CLIPS 88 00:04:05,678 --> 00:04:07,945 OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN... 89 00:04:07,980 --> 00:04:11,383 AT www.YayMeStarring LondonTipton.com 90 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:17,089 AND CLEAR. 91 00:04:17,123 --> 00:04:21,125 LONDON, I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS SHOW. 92 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,295 I KNOW, MY HAIR AND MAKEUP PERSON STINKS. 93 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:27,098 HEY, I DID MY BEST. 94 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:30,068 I MEANT I WOULD PREFER YOU NOT MOCK 95 00:04:30,102 --> 00:04:31,535 MY WARDROBE TO THE WORLD 96 00:04:31,570 --> 00:04:33,604 OR LOCK ME OUT OF THE ROOM 97 00:04:33,639 --> 00:04:34,472 - WHEN I NEED TO GET-- - AN AUTOGRAPH? 98 00:04:34,507 --> 00:04:37,575 ALL RIGHT. 99 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:39,577 YOU JUST SIGNED MY MATH BOOK. 100 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:40,111 AND NOW IT'S WORTH SOMETHING. 101 00:04:46,085 --> 00:04:47,919 SORRY, BOYS. THIS IS SENIOR BINGO. 102 00:04:47,953 --> 00:04:50,756 NOBODY UNDER 75 ALLOWED. 103 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,657 WE'RE NOT HERE TO PLAY BINGO, KIRBY. 104 00:04:52,691 --> 00:04:56,061 WE'RE HERE BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I FELT BAD ABOUT THE BUNGEE THING, 105 00:04:56,095 --> 00:04:57,561 AND I WANTED TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 106 00:04:57,596 --> 00:04:59,230 YOU BROUGHT ME A SANDWICH? 107 00:04:59,264 --> 00:05:00,799 UH, NO. 108 00:05:03,169 --> 00:05:05,370 ANYWAY, WE WERE CHECKING THE JOB LISTING BOARD, 109 00:05:05,404 --> 00:05:06,971 WHICH I DO EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR, 110 00:05:07,005 --> 00:05:10,509 SINCE I HATE BEING TOWEL BOY-- THANK YOU, ZACK. 111 00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:12,144 YOU'RE WELCOME. 112 00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:16,147 AND WE NOTICED AN OPENING FOR EXECUTIVE SECURITY GUARD. 113 00:05:16,182 --> 00:05:18,383 AND WE THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE PERFECT FOR IT. 114 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:20,818 OH, THANKS, BOYS, BUT I'M HAPPY WITH MY JOB. 115 00:05:20,853 --> 00:05:22,954 - NEVER A DULL MOMENT. - ( crunches ) 116 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,957 ( groans ) SEE? 117 00:05:25,991 --> 00:05:28,292 DANGER AROUND EVERY CORNER. 118 00:05:28,327 --> 00:05:31,196 LOOK, THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU, KIRBY. 119 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:33,932 I KNOW, BUT THE EXTRA CASH WOULD BUMP ME INTO A HIGHER TAX BRACKET, 120 00:05:33,966 --> 00:05:36,301 AND I DON'T THINK MY ACCOUNTANT WOULD RECOMMEND IT. 121 00:05:36,335 --> 00:05:37,936 I'M YOUR ACCOUNTANT... 122 00:05:39,972 --> 00:05:43,408 - AND I RECOMMEND IT. - THE TRUTH IS... 123 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:46,244 I DON'T MEET THE JOB REQUIREMENTS. 124 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,713 - I NEVER FINISHED HIGH SCHOOL. - REALLY? 125 00:05:48,747 --> 00:05:50,982 YEAH, I HAD TO LEAVE EARLY TO HELP SUPPORT MY FAMILY. 126 00:05:51,016 --> 00:05:53,017 LUCKY. 127 00:05:53,051 --> 00:05:57,555 KIRBY, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO GET YOUR DIPLOMA. 128 00:05:57,590 --> 00:05:59,191 YOU COULD TAKE THE G.E.D. TEST. 129 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:01,993 YEAH, BUT IT'S BEEN YEARS SINCE I STUDIED THAT STUFF. 130 00:06:02,027 --> 00:06:03,728 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CATCH UP? 131 00:06:06,632 --> 00:06:08,433 ARE YOU DOING OKAY, KIRBY? 132 00:06:08,467 --> 00:06:11,102 AS SOON AS I CAN FEEL MY LEGS, I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 133 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:14,405 WELL, GOOD MORNING, 134 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:15,673 EVERY-- WHOA. 135 00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:20,644 ( chuckles ) UH, NICE TO SEE YOU, KIRBY. 136 00:06:20,679 --> 00:06:22,680 IF YOU'RE HERE TO ARREST ZACK, 137 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:24,583 COULD YOU DO IT DURING LUNCH? 138 00:06:24,617 --> 00:06:27,785 ACTUALLY, I'M CLEAN. 139 00:06:27,819 --> 00:06:29,921 KIRBY IS YOUR NEW STUDENT. 140 00:06:29,956 --> 00:06:31,089 JUST FOR A FEW REFRESHER CLASSES 141 00:06:31,123 --> 00:06:34,393 UNTIL HE CAN PASS HIS HIGH SCHOOL EQUIVALENCY TEST. 142 00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:36,895 - WELL, I GUESS-- - I BROUGHT YOU AN APPLE. 143 00:06:36,929 --> 00:06:39,497 OH, HOW NICE. 144 00:06:39,532 --> 00:06:42,133 YOU CAN COME TO MY CLASS ANYTIME YOU WANT. 145 00:06:42,167 --> 00:06:45,270 IT'S HERE IN MY LUNCH BAG. 146 00:06:45,304 --> 00:06:47,605 COULD YOU HOLD THAT? 147 00:06:49,608 --> 00:06:52,076 AND HOLD MY CHIPS. 148 00:06:52,111 --> 00:06:53,745 I KNOW IT'S IN HERE SOMEWHERE. 149 00:06:53,779 --> 00:06:55,980 YOU HAVE TWO FOOT-LONG SANDWICHES? 150 00:06:56,015 --> 00:06:57,381 ACTUALLY, THEY'RE 11 INCHES. 151 00:06:57,416 --> 00:06:58,683 I'M TRYING TO CUT DOWN. 152 00:06:58,717 --> 00:07:00,585 THERE YOU GO. 153 00:07:00,619 --> 00:07:02,821 AHA, HERE IT IS. 154 00:07:12,364 --> 00:07:13,832 THANK YOU FOR MAKING THE TRIP, KIRBY. 155 00:07:16,035 --> 00:07:17,701 AND MAYBE YOUR KINDNESS WILL RUB OFF 156 00:07:17,736 --> 00:07:19,170 ON THE REST OF THE CLASS. 157 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:22,707 HEY, I BROUGHT YOU A CHOCOLATE CUPCAKE JUST LAST WEEK. 158 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:24,108 NO, YOU SNUCK IN A CHOCOLATE CUPCAKE, 159 00:07:24,142 --> 00:07:25,577 AND I CONFISCATED IT. 160 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:27,745 YOU STILL ATE IT. 161 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:31,048 WELL, IT WAS DELICIOUS. 162 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:33,885 THANK YOU. I'M KNOWN FOR MY FROSTING. 163 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:41,959 HEY, BAILEY. YOU MIND IF I JOIN YOU? 164 00:07:41,994 --> 00:07:44,028 ( giggles ) SURE, HOLDEN. 165 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,399 What Bailey doesn't know is we switched out 166 00:07:48,434 --> 00:07:49,634 her bland tuna fish sandwich 167 00:07:49,668 --> 00:07:51,135 with a howlin' hot habaero hoagie. 168 00:07:51,170 --> 00:07:52,837 ( giggles ) 169 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,841 SO, BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY, HUH? 170 00:07:56,876 --> 00:08:00,145 UHM, HOT. 171 00:08:00,179 --> 00:08:01,746 WELL, I GUESS IT IS A LITTLE WARM. 172 00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:03,981 HOT HOT. 173 00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:05,850 OH, THANKS. I GUESS THE BODY MIST IS WORKING. 174 00:08:05,884 --> 00:08:08,553 ( spits, grunting ) 175 00:08:10,122 --> 00:08:13,191 See? Howling hot! 176 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:15,393 WATER WATER. 177 00:08:15,427 --> 00:08:17,328 EMPTY. EMPTY! 178 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,470 BOO YOU! 179 00:08:26,505 --> 00:08:28,906 You've just been boo-youed. 180 00:08:28,940 --> 00:08:30,574 It's the newest segment on "Yay Me!" 181 00:08:30,609 --> 00:08:32,811 Wave to the world. 182 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:36,113 Viewers, you asked for more wacky hayseed Bailey 183 00:08:36,148 --> 00:08:38,516 and now you got it. 184 00:08:38,550 --> 00:08:40,819 So Bailey, how was your hoagie? 185 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:44,322 Howwible. Wondon, I am vewy angwy about thith. 186 00:08:44,356 --> 00:08:46,324 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, 187 00:08:46,358 --> 00:08:48,326 AND YOU'RE IN MY SHOT. 188 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,895 And now for our next segment: 189 00:08:50,929 --> 00:08:52,963 beauty tips with London Tipton. 190 00:08:52,998 --> 00:08:54,499 You might wanna stay here for this. 191 00:08:58,737 --> 00:09:00,638 ALL RIGHT, KIRBY, I BROKE OUT 192 00:09:00,672 --> 00:09:02,373 A FEW OF MY FLASH CARDS TO HELP YOU STUDY. 193 00:09:02,407 --> 00:09:05,343 MY MATH MAY BE RUSTY, 194 00:09:05,377 --> 00:09:07,578 BUT I THINK THAT'S MORE THAN A FEW. 195 00:09:07,613 --> 00:09:10,247 OH, ALL OF THIS INFORMATION IS GOING TO BE ON THE TEST... 196 00:09:10,282 --> 00:09:13,851 AND MORE. 197 00:09:13,885 --> 00:09:14,619 YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO LEARN IT ALL. 198 00:09:17,689 --> 00:09:19,824 NO, HE WON'T. HE JUST NEEDS TO PASS, 199 00:09:19,858 --> 00:09:22,327 WHICH MEANS A THIRD OF THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME. 200 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:24,095 ( gasps ) 201 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:28,165 YOU JUST KNOCKED THE AGE OF ENLIGHTENMENT ALL OVER THE FLOOR. 202 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,068 AND HALF OF THIS IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE. 203 00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:31,569 Cody: OW. 204 00:09:31,603 --> 00:09:36,007 YOU JUST HIT ME WITH THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION. 205 00:09:36,041 --> 00:09:37,742 PLUS THE TEST IS MULTIPLE CHOICE, 206 00:09:37,776 --> 00:09:40,245 SO JUST BY GUESSING 207 00:09:40,279 --> 00:09:42,914 - YOU'LL GET A BUNCH RIGHT. - Cody: OW. 208 00:09:42,948 --> 00:09:46,184 THE MIDDLE AGES ARE NO LESS PAINFUL. 209 00:09:46,218 --> 00:09:49,320 THIS IS PRETTY MUCH ALL YOU'LL NEED. 210 00:09:49,354 --> 00:09:52,724 "IF FOUND, RETURN TO CODY MARTIN." 211 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:55,860 - HERE YOU GO. - OH, THANK YOU. 212 00:09:55,894 --> 00:09:58,196 LOOK, I'M SURE KIRBY WANTS TO DO MORE 213 00:09:58,230 --> 00:09:59,898 THAN JUST PASS. 214 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:01,433 YEAH, I KINDA WANNA GET AN "A." 215 00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:04,201 YOU KNOW, SO MY MAMA CAN PUT IT ON THE FRIDGE. 216 00:10:04,236 --> 00:10:05,203 WOULD YOU FORGET THE CARDS? 217 00:10:06,938 --> 00:10:09,473 WITHOUT THE CARDS, 218 00:10:09,508 --> 00:10:12,410 HOW IS KIRBY SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER CRUCIAL FACTS, 219 00:10:12,444 --> 00:10:15,012 LIKE "WHEN COLUMBUS DISCOVERED AMERICA"? 220 00:10:15,047 --> 00:10:17,548 EASY-- FOOTBALL. 221 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:19,084 COME AGAIN? 222 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,620 THE ANSWER IS 1492. 223 00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:24,121 I JUST THINK OF THE QUARTERBACK BRIAN GREASY, 224 00:10:24,156 --> 00:10:25,189 WHO ATTENDED CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS HIGH SCHOOL, 225 00:10:25,224 --> 00:10:27,458 WEARS 14 226 00:10:27,493 --> 00:10:29,460 AND HAS 92 CAREER INTERCEPTIONS. 227 00:10:29,494 --> 00:10:31,729 1492. 228 00:10:31,763 --> 00:10:34,799 WOW, ZACK. YOU REALLY ARE SMART. 229 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:37,435 OH YEAH? AND HOW IS THAT GONNA HELP YOU IN BOTANY? 230 00:10:37,469 --> 00:10:41,172 THERE'S NO QUARTERBACK NAMED PHIL O'DENDRON. 231 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:44,008 I HAVE A WHOLE DIFFERENT SYSTEM FOR BOTANY. 232 00:10:44,042 --> 00:10:45,977 - WHAT'S THAT? - I GET A "D." 233 00:10:49,648 --> 00:10:52,283 ( whispering ) GOOD MORNING, INTERNET. 234 00:10:52,317 --> 00:10:54,719 WELCOME TO ANOTHER INSTALLMENT 235 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:57,355 OF THE HIT SERIES, "YAY ME! STARRING LONDON..." 236 00:10:57,389 --> 00:10:59,123 - ( Bailey snoring ) - SHH. 237 00:10:59,157 --> 00:11:01,392 ( whispering ) "...TIPTON." 238 00:11:01,426 --> 00:11:03,394 TODAY, DUE TO THE OVERWHELMING RESPONSE 239 00:11:03,428 --> 00:11:04,829 TO "YAY ME'S" "BOO YOU," 240 00:11:04,863 --> 00:11:08,166 WE'LL ONCE AGAIN BE PRANKING MY SNORING ROOMMATE, BAILEY. 241 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,742 Cock-a-doodle-doo! ( laughing ) 242 00:11:17,776 --> 00:11:20,244 Is it my morning to milk the cows? 243 00:11:20,278 --> 00:11:23,348 - Boo you! - ( all laughing ) 244 00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:26,950 - What's going on? - Woody, zoom in on her head. 245 00:11:26,985 --> 00:11:29,687 She's got crazy robot parts. 246 00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:32,657 Wait, wave to the world. Hi, world. 247 00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:35,260 So how does it feel to be boo-youed again? 248 00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:38,396 IT FEELS LOUSY... AGAIN. 249 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,264 I'M SORRY. I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR CRAZY ROBOT TALK. 250 00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:42,434 ( laughs ) 251 00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:45,003 UNDERSTAND THIS. 252 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,271 ( camera shatters ) 253 00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:53,211 WOODY, THAT CAMERA'S COMING OUT OF YOUR SALARY. 254 00:11:53,245 --> 00:11:54,545 I'M GETTING A SALARY?! 255 00:11:59,184 --> 00:12:01,185 - SO KIRBY, ARE YOU READY? - ABSOLUTELY. 256 00:12:01,219 --> 00:12:04,155 I HAVE FIVE NUMBER TWO PENCILS FRESHLY SHARPENED, 257 00:12:04,189 --> 00:12:07,859 AND SIX SWISS CHEESE SANDWICHES FRESHLY TOASTED. 258 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:12,196 NOW THE HIGH SCHOOL EQUIVALENCY TEST IS RATHER LONG. 259 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:15,566 IT COVERS FIVE SUBJECTS, 14 SUB-SUBJECTS, 260 00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:18,469 AND ENDS WITH A 2,000-WORD ESSAY. 261 00:12:18,503 --> 00:12:19,737 WELL, I KNOW WHAT THE FIRST WORD IS. 262 00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:22,240 "DANG." 263 00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:24,275 WELL, DON'T WORRY. 264 00:12:24,309 --> 00:12:26,244 YOU'LL DO GREAT. 265 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:28,312 OH, I'M NOT WORRIED. 266 00:12:28,346 --> 00:12:31,382 WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU THINK I WAS WORRIED? 267 00:12:31,416 --> 00:12:32,784 SIT TIGHT. I'LL GET A BUCKET. 268 00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:38,656 MAN, I HOPE KIRBY'S GONNA BE OKAY. 269 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:41,058 I MEAN, SEVEN HOURS-- THAT'S A LONG TEST. 270 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,860 DON'T WORRY. THEY ONLY GIVE SEVEN HOURS 271 00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:45,830 TO PEOPLE WHO NEED IT, LIKE YOU. 272 00:12:45,864 --> 00:12:48,933 HE'LL BE OUT BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. 273 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,935 ( babbling ) 274 00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:57,342 OR MAYBE SOONER. 275 00:12:57,376 --> 00:13:01,145 OH, POOR KIRBY. 276 00:13:01,179 --> 00:13:04,082 HE COULDN'T GET PAST THE FIRST QUESTION. 277 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:07,852 - WHAT WAS IT? - "PUT NAME HERE." 278 00:13:07,886 --> 00:13:10,021 I HATE THAT ONE. 279 00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:20,098 KIRBY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 280 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,533 I WAS SITTING THERE ALL READY TO TAKE THE TEST, 281 00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:26,170 - THEN I REALIZED I HAVE TESTOPHOBIA. - ( Zack gasps ) 282 00:13:29,474 --> 00:13:32,777 HOW LONG DO YOU HAVE, BIG GUY? 283 00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:35,814 NO, HE MEANS HE'S AFRAID OF TAKING TESTS. 284 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:38,182 I GUESS THE TRUTH IS I'M JUST AFRAID TO FAIL. 285 00:13:38,216 --> 00:13:39,984 THAT FEAR TAKES OVER MY WHOLE BODY, 286 00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:42,186 I GET ALL SWEATY, MY LEG TWITCHES 287 00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:44,522 AND MY EYES START BLINKING LIKE A MOVIE PROJECTOR, JUST... 288 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,390 ( babbling ) 289 00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:52,830 KIRBY, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SCARED TO FAIL. 290 00:13:52,864 --> 00:13:55,099 YOU JUST NEED TO FIND A WAY TO RELAX YOUR MIND 291 00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:57,301 AND CONQUER YOUR FEAR. 292 00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,337 WELL, I DON'T KNOW, GUYS. 293 00:13:59,371 --> 00:14:01,472 AFRAID? YOU? 294 00:14:01,506 --> 00:14:02,673 I MEAN, THIS IS COMING FROM THE MAN 295 00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:05,275 WHO CAUGHT THAT GUY TRYING TO SNEAK OUT OF THE BUFFET 296 00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:07,044 WITH HIS PANTS FULL OF SHRIMP. 297 00:14:07,078 --> 00:14:10,147 THAT GUY WAS FIVE. 298 00:14:10,181 --> 00:14:13,384 MY POINT IS YOU WEREN'T SCARED THEN 299 00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:15,386 AND YOU SHOULDN'T BE SCARED NOW. 300 00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:16,921 YOU'RE RIGHT. 301 00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:19,490 I HAVE NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF. 302 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:20,925 OH, WALKER LADY. NUH-UH, RUN. 303 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,596 OH, BAILEY, DO YOU LIKE THIS OUTFIT? 304 00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:27,765 - NOPE. - ARE YOU STILL MAD AT ME? 305 00:14:27,799 --> 00:14:29,901 YEP. 306 00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:31,970 NORMALLY, I LIKE ONE-WORD RESPONSES-- 307 00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:34,806 BEING EASIER TO UNDERSTAND AND ALL-- 308 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,074 BUT COME ON, GIVE ME A LONG, BORING STORY 309 00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:38,810 ABOUT HOW BACK ON THE FARM 310 00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:39,677 THE CHICKEN DATED THE COW AND THEY BROKE UP 311 00:14:39,711 --> 00:14:42,279 BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T AGREE ON HOW TO RAISE THEIR CHILDREN. 312 00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:43,781 LONDON, DON'T YOU REALIZE 313 00:14:43,815 --> 00:14:46,484 YOU EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF HOLDEN, THE WHOLE SCHOOL 314 00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:47,952 AND THE ENTIRE WORLD? 315 00:14:47,986 --> 00:14:50,487 NOT THE ENTIRE WORLD. 316 00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:51,722 WE ONLY GOT 37 MILLION HITS. 317 00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:56,060 OKAY, I'M SORRY I EMBARRASSED YOU, 318 00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:57,295 AND I PROMISE I WON'T DO IT ANYMORE. 319 00:14:57,329 --> 00:15:00,697 THAT'S WHAT YOU WOULD SAY IF YOU WERE GOING TO "BOO YOU" ME AGAIN. 320 00:15:00,732 --> 00:15:02,733 - BUT I'M NOT. - AND YOU WOULD SAY THAT 321 00:15:02,767 --> 00:15:04,435 - TO THROW ME OFF GUARD. - WELL, I'M NOT THAT SMART. 322 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:07,137 BUT NOW THAT I SAID IT, YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO RETAIN IT. 323 00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:08,739 RETAIN WHAT? 324 00:15:08,773 --> 00:15:10,007 BOY, YOU'RE GOOD. 325 00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:13,778 GOOD AT WHAT? 326 00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:19,049 OKAY, KIRBY, TO HELP YOU RELAX 327 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,519 AND GET OVER YOUR TESTOPHOBIA, 328 00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:24,121 WE WILL BE CHANNELING THE THREE-TOED SLOTH: 329 00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:29,927 CONTROLLING OUR BREATHING, 330 00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:31,862 SLOWING OUR HEART RATE. 331 00:15:31,896 --> 00:15:35,599 NOW LET US HARNESS 332 00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:37,935 THE METHODICAL GRACE 333 00:15:37,969 --> 00:15:40,171 OF THE LOGGERHEAD TURTLE. 334 00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:43,641 ( mimics turtle groan ) 335 00:15:45,677 --> 00:15:49,113 NUH-UH, BIG MAN DON'T FLOW LIKE THAT. 336 00:15:49,147 --> 00:15:52,716 CONTORTING YOURSELF IS NOT RELAXING. 337 00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:55,119 RELAXING IS LYING ON A SOFA 338 00:15:55,153 --> 00:15:57,221 EATING CHEESE DOO-DAHS. 339 00:15:57,256 --> 00:15:58,822 OH, I CAN DO DOO-DAHS. 340 00:15:58,857 --> 00:16:01,391 I CAN DO DOO-DAHS ALL THE DOO-DAH DAY. 341 00:16:01,426 --> 00:16:03,327 DON'T QUESTION THE TURTLE. 342 00:16:03,361 --> 00:16:05,429 HE NEEDS THE TURTLE. 343 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:08,065 NO, HE NEEDS CHEESY SNACKS. 344 00:16:08,099 --> 00:16:10,601 WHO USES CHEESY SNACKS TO STUDY? 345 00:16:10,635 --> 00:16:12,336 REALLY SMART MICE! 346 00:16:12,370 --> 00:16:14,739 HOW DO YOU WANNA RELAX, KIRBY? 347 00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:16,640 - YEAH, KIRBY, HOW? - ( babbling ) 348 00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:20,444 ( screams ) 349 00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:26,717 HOLDEN? 350 00:16:26,751 --> 00:16:30,287 WOW, THIS INVITATION REALLY WAS FROM YOU. 351 00:16:30,321 --> 00:16:33,324 YEAH, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE 352 00:16:33,358 --> 00:16:34,925 - TO HAVE DINNER TOGETHER. - ARE YOU SURE? 353 00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:39,063 LAST TIME WE ATE TOGETHER, I HAWKED JALAPENO ON YOUR SHIRT. 354 00:16:39,097 --> 00:16:40,998 I'LL RISK IT. 355 00:16:49,941 --> 00:16:53,777 ( giggles ) OKAY. 356 00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:55,112 YOU KNOW, SINCE THE FIRST TIME I SAW YOU, 357 00:16:55,146 --> 00:16:56,647 I WANTED TO ASK YOU OUT. 358 00:16:56,681 --> 00:16:58,382 - REALLY? - YEAH, REALLY. 359 00:16:58,416 --> 00:17:00,017 I THINK YOU'RE ADORABLE. 360 00:17:00,051 --> 00:17:02,653 ( giggles ) OKAY. 361 00:17:02,687 --> 00:17:06,524 SO WHEN LONDON CAME TO ME AND SET THIS WHOLE THING UP, 362 00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:07,658 - I WAS THRILLED. - WAIT A MINUTE. 363 00:17:07,692 --> 00:17:11,195 - LONDON SET THIS UP? - YEAH, AND WASN'T THAT NICE OF HER? 364 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,464 - I KNEW IT. WHERE'S THE CAMERA? - WHAT CAMERA? 365 00:17:13,498 --> 00:17:14,398 IS IT IN ONE OF THESE ROLLS? 366 00:17:14,432 --> 00:17:16,967 NO, IT'S NOT IN ANY OF THE ROLLS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 367 00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:19,770 OW! 368 00:17:19,804 --> 00:17:22,706 MAYBE IT'S IN THE BUTTER. 369 00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:24,508 THERE'S NOTHING IN THE BUTTER. 370 00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:27,377 OKAY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 371 00:17:27,412 --> 00:17:28,846 OH, I GET IT-- FLOWER-CAM. 372 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:33,150 BAILEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 373 00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:35,886 OH, I'M SORRY. DID I RUIN YOUR STUPID SHOW? 374 00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:38,789 WELL, BOO YOU, LONDON! BOO YOU! 375 00:17:38,823 --> 00:17:40,224 BUT THIS ISN'T "BOO YOU." 376 00:17:40,258 --> 00:17:42,359 IT'S NOT A PRANK. 377 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:43,628 I ARRANGED THIS DINNER TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 378 00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:46,997 - HUH? - YOU SEE? 379 00:17:47,031 --> 00:17:48,966 HOLDEN REALLY LIKES YOU. 380 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,901 I DID, BEFORE I BECAME A HUMAN BUFFET. 381 00:17:54,472 --> 00:17:57,875 SO THIS WAS A REAL DATE? 382 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:01,212 YEAH, I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE. 383 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:02,880 GEE, FOR SOME REASON, AFTER BECOMING 384 00:18:02,914 --> 00:18:04,448 THE DOWNLOAD DORK OF THE DAY, 385 00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:05,983 THAT THOUGHT DIDN'T OCCUR TO ME. 386 00:18:06,017 --> 00:18:07,351 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 387 00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:09,187 I MEAN, YOU GET MAD AT ME WHEN I MAKE YOU THE STAR OF MY SHOW, 388 00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:11,722 YOU GET MAD AT ME WHEN I SET YOU UP WITH A CUTE GUY-- 389 00:18:11,756 --> 00:18:14,392 YOU KNOW, THERE'S JUST NO PLEASING YOU. 390 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,394 YOU'RE RIGHT, LONDON. THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. 391 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,729 NO! NOT ALL OF IT. 392 00:18:20,498 --> 00:18:22,532 A SMALL PART OF IT WAS MINE. 393 00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:23,967 I'M SORRY. 394 00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:26,637 THANK YOU. 395 00:18:26,671 --> 00:18:28,038 BUT BOY, DID YOU BLOW IT WITH HOLDEN. 396 00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:30,508 AND HE IS CUTE. 397 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,843 AND AVAILABLE. 398 00:18:38,182 --> 00:18:39,750 NOW WHEN KIRBY COMES IN TO TAKE HIS TEST, 399 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,853 HE WILL BE RELAXED BY THE SOOTHING SOUNDS OF TRICKLING WATER. 400 00:18:42,887 --> 00:18:45,456 ( clicks ) 401 00:18:45,490 --> 00:18:48,725 BLOOP. 402 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,961 ARE YOU TRYING TO RELAX HIM 403 00:18:50,995 --> 00:18:52,596 OR MAKE HIM GO POTTY? 404 00:18:52,630 --> 00:18:55,232 NOW THIS BABY-- 405 00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,100 ( moans ) 406 00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:59,937 THIS BABY IS WHAT HE NEEDS. 407 00:18:59,971 --> 00:19:02,039 - AND CHECK THIS OUT. - ( beeps ) 408 00:19:02,073 --> 00:19:05,376 TURN THAT OFF. 409 00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:06,443 HE CAN'T HEAR MY WATERFALL. 410 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,378 OH, COME ON. 411 00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:12,650 THERE'S NO WAY HE CAN BE TENSE SITTING IN THIS THING. 412 00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:15,319 - KIRBY, RIGHT ON TIME. - ( beeps ) 413 00:19:15,353 --> 00:19:17,921 ACTUALLY, I JUST CAME TO TELL MISS TUTWEILLER I CAN'T DO THIS. 414 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:20,124 SURE YOU CAN. 415 00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:23,060 YOU KNOW THIS MATERIAL INSIDE OUT. FOR EXAMPLE, 416 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,762 NAME A PLACE WHERE PORTUGUESE IS THE MAIN LANGUAGE 417 00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:26,730 OTHER THAN PORTUGAL. 418 00:19:26,764 --> 00:19:29,566 THAT'S EASY. ANGOLA, BRAZIL, CAPE VERDE, 419 00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:32,169 GUINEA-BISSAU, MOZAMBIQUE, MACAU 420 00:19:32,203 --> 00:19:34,204 AND BENTO'S BRAZILIAN BARBEQUE. 421 00:19:34,238 --> 00:19:36,240 BEST YUCCA FRIES THIS SIDE OF SAO PAOLO. 422 00:19:38,643 --> 00:19:40,311 AND IF YOU WENT TO VIETNAM, 423 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,479 YOU WOULD EXCHANGE YOUR DOLLARS FOR WHAT? 424 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,147 DONGS, AND YOU BETTER EXCHANGE IT THIS WEEK, 425 00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:45,449 'CAUSE THE DONG IS STRONG. 426 00:19:47,318 --> 00:19:51,154 AND I'M SURE YOU KNOW WHAT THE NATIONAL DANCE OF BULGARIA IS. 427 00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:53,090 WHO DOESN'T? IT'S THE TRAKIJSKO HORO, 428 00:19:53,124 --> 00:19:53,891 AND A LOT OF PEOPLE DO IT IN PLACE, 429 00:19:53,925 --> 00:19:55,693 BUT YOU'RE REALLY SUPPOSED TO TRAVEL TO THE RIGHT. 430 00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:58,929 DIGGA-DIGGA-DA! DIGGA-DIGGA-DA! DIGGA-DIGGA-DA! 431 00:19:58,963 --> 00:20:01,198 OTHERWISE, YOU'RE DOING THE DIVATENSKO 432 00:20:01,232 --> 00:20:03,434 AND YOU JUST LOOK SILLY. 433 00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:05,636 YOU SEE? YOU KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS. 434 00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:08,839 YEAH, BUT I STILL DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THAT TEST. 435 00:20:08,873 --> 00:20:11,342 - YOU JUST DID. - HUH? 436 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,110 THE WORLD STUDIES SECTION ANYWAY. 437 00:20:13,144 --> 00:20:14,645 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 438 00:20:14,679 --> 00:20:17,214 YOU SEE, CODY AND I REALIZED THAT INSTEAD OF HELPING YOU, 439 00:20:17,248 --> 00:20:18,315 WE ONLY MADE YOU MORE NERVOUS. 440 00:20:18,349 --> 00:20:21,319 SO WE FIGURED THE BEST WAY TO GET YOU TO PASS THE TEST 441 00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:23,654 WAS TO TRICK YOU INTO THINKING YOU WEREN'T TAKING IT. 442 00:20:23,688 --> 00:20:26,356 MISS TUTWEILLER SAW YOU ANSWER ALL THOSE QUESTIONS 443 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,425 ON A VIDEO FEED. 444 00:20:28,459 --> 00:20:29,726 AND ALL THESE YEARS, I HAD NO IDEA 445 00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:32,129 I HAD NO IDEA I WAS DOING THE TRAKIJSKO HORO WRONG. 446 00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:32,997 OH YEAH, IT'S JUST THE HIPS. 447 00:20:33,031 --> 00:20:36,967 - YOU GOTTA GO TO THE RIGHT. - I KNOW, I SAW. 448 00:20:37,001 --> 00:20:38,536 SO WE BORROWED ONE OF LONDON'S WEBCAMS 449 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:41,205 AND HID IT IN THIS APPLE. 450 00:20:41,239 --> 00:20:42,473 WOW, A FRUIT-CAM. 451 00:20:44,275 --> 00:20:46,843 NOW THAT'S CLEVER, BOYS. 452 00:20:46,878 --> 00:20:48,579 - THANKS, GUYS. - ( both groaning ) 453 00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:52,917 IF ALL OF YOU BELIEVE IN ME THIS MUCH, 454 00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:55,219 THEN HOW CAN I NOT BELIEVE IN MYSELF? 455 00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:58,322 MISS TUTWEILLER, BRING ON THE REST OF THAT TEST. 456 00:20:58,356 --> 00:20:59,189 - ( chair beeps ) - MISS TUTWEILLER? 457 00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:00,725 IN A MINUTE. 458 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,393 THIS FEELS GOOD. 459 00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:09,900 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 460 00:21:09,934 --> 00:21:11,736 I GIVE YOU THE GRADUATING CLASS 461 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,004 OF SEVEN SEAS HIGH. 462 00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:23,547 ( emotionally ) THEY GROW UP SO FAST. 463 00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:26,350 YOU THINK HE'LL COME HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS? 464 00:21:26,384 --> 00:21:28,685 I HOPE NOT THANKSGIVING. 465 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,854 I JUST CAN'T COOK THAT MUCH FOOD. 466 00:21:33,158 --> 00:21:34,425 I WILL NOW READ THE NAMES OF THE GRADUATES 467 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,060 IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER. 468 00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:39,430 KIRBY MORRIS. 469 00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:43,000 AND THAT'S IT. 470 00:21:43,034 --> 00:21:46,603 AS VALEDICTORIAN, 471 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:50,140 MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED, AND BEST LOOKING IN MY CLASS, 472 00:21:50,174 --> 00:21:54,311 I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY TEACHER, MISS TUTWEILLER, 473 00:21:54,345 --> 00:21:56,880 AND MY TWO TWIN TUTORS, ZACK AND CODY. 474 00:21:56,914 --> 00:21:59,884 WITHOUT YOU GUYS, I WOULD HAVE NEVER HAD THE COURAGE 475 00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:01,952 TO GET MY DIPLOMA AND EARN MY PROMOTION. 476 00:22:01,986 --> 00:22:04,054 MAKE ROOM ON THE FRIDGE, MAMA! 477 00:22:07,525 --> 00:22:09,693 OH, DEAR. THAT WAS A RENTAL. 478 00:22:09,727 --> 00:22:13,730 I'M JUST SO PROUD. 479 00:22:13,765 --> 00:22:14,965 COME HERE, LITTLE GUY. 480 00:22:14,999 --> 00:22:17,501 OHH. 481 00:22:17,536 --> 00:22:19,235 - THANKS, GUYS. - ( both groaning ) 482 00:22:19,270 --> 00:22:22,672 MY KIDNEY! 483 00:22:22,707 --> 00:22:24,575 - JUST ONE MORE QUESTION. - WHAT'S THAT? 484 00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:27,611 WHEN'S THE PROM? 485 00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:30,047 DIGGA-DIGGA-DA! DIGGA-DIGGA-DA! 486 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:36,636 DIGGA-DIGGA-DA! GIVE IT TO ME. 487 00:22:36,686 --> 00:22:41,236 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35138

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