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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,100 --> 00:00:02,534 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:05,104 --> 00:00:06,838 OH, HEY. IS BOB HERE YET? 3 00:00:06,872 --> 00:00:08,540 AFTER BEING STUCK HERE WITH YOU, 4 00:00:08,574 --> 00:00:10,575 I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE SOME REAL GUY TIME. 5 00:00:10,610 --> 00:00:12,644 I'D RESPOND TO THAT INSULT, 6 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:15,681 BUT I'M TOO BUSY WORRYING ABOUT HOW I'M GONNA BREAK THE NEWS TO BARBARA. 7 00:00:15,715 --> 00:00:17,849 RIGHT, YEAH. 8 00:00:17,884 --> 00:00:20,252 WHAT NEWS? 9 00:00:20,286 --> 00:00:22,287 ABOUT BAILEY AND ME, 10 00:00:22,322 --> 00:00:24,356 THAT WE'RE PRACTICALLY A COUPLE. 11 00:00:24,390 --> 00:00:26,491 THAT'S NOT NEWS. THAT'S A FANTASY. 12 00:00:28,895 --> 00:00:30,896 THE POINT IS BOB AND BARBARA 13 00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:33,131 ARE COMING TO MIAMI TO VISIT US FOR SPRING BREAK 14 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:34,799 AND I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BREAK BARBARA'S HEART. 15 00:00:34,834 --> 00:00:36,868 NO, YOU DON'T. 16 00:00:39,105 --> 00:00:41,472 HOW DO I EXPLAIN THIS? 17 00:00:41,507 --> 00:00:44,843 OKAY, YOU DON'T STEP OUT OF ONE CANOE 18 00:00:44,877 --> 00:00:47,078 UNTIL YOU'RE FIRMLY IN ANOTHER ONE, 19 00:00:47,113 --> 00:00:49,081 PREFERABLY, A HOTTER CANOE... 20 00:00:51,150 --> 00:00:52,350 WHOSE PARENTS ARE OUT OF TOWN A LOT. 21 00:00:55,254 --> 00:00:56,654 LOOK, EVEN IF I WERE WILLING TO CONSIDER THAT, 22 00:00:56,689 --> 00:00:59,391 THERE'S NO WAY I CAN HIDE THE HEAT BETWEEN BAILEY AND ME. 23 00:00:59,425 --> 00:01:02,961 YOU TWO WOULDN'T HAVE HEAT IF YOU WERE IN A SAUNA... 24 00:01:02,995 --> 00:01:04,796 THAT WAS ON FIRE 25 00:01:04,830 --> 00:01:06,898 IN A VOLCANO 26 00:01:06,932 --> 00:01:09,033 ON THE SUN. 27 00:01:09,068 --> 00:01:10,768 HEY, GUYS. 28 00:01:10,803 --> 00:01:14,706 WELL, I'M OFF TO VISIT MY COUSIN CLETUS'S GATOR FARM. 29 00:01:14,740 --> 00:01:16,708 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE HERE THIS WEEKEND? 30 00:01:16,742 --> 00:01:18,710 NOPE, I'LL BE WRASSLIN' GATORS. 31 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,778 BY THE WAY, I'M SUPPOSED TO TELL A FRIEND 32 00:01:20,813 --> 00:01:22,114 MY BLOOD TYPE IS O-NEGATIVE. 33 00:01:25,518 --> 00:01:27,785 ( stammers ) DUDE! 34 00:01:27,820 --> 00:01:30,589 YOUR OLD GIRLFRIEND IS COMING, 35 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:32,390 YOUR IMAGINARY ONE IS LEAVING. 36 00:01:33,726 --> 00:01:35,327 YOU'RE GOLDEN. 37 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:39,731 - ( pop music playing ) - OH-AY-OH! 38 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:43,435 OH-AY-OH! 39 00:01:43,469 --> 00:01:45,737 COME ALONG WITH ME 40 00:01:45,771 --> 00:01:48,740 LET'S HEAD OUT TO SEE WHAT THIS WORLD HAS 41 00:01:48,774 --> 00:01:51,576 FOR YOU AND FOR ME NOW 42 00:01:51,610 --> 00:01:53,811 WHICHEVER WAY THE WIND BLOWS 43 00:01:53,846 --> 00:01:55,513 WE SAY HEY, HO, LET'S GO! 44 00:01:55,548 --> 00:01:57,815 - OH-AY-OH! - THIS BOAT'S ROCKIN' 45 00:01:57,850 --> 00:02:02,020 - OH-AY-OH! - AIN'T NO STOPPING US NOW 46 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:04,355 'CAUSE WE'RE LIVING THE SUITE LIFE 47 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:06,825 - OH-AY-OH! - THIS BOAT'S ROCKIN' 48 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:11,730 - OH-AY-OH! - ROCKIN' THE WHOLE WORLD 'ROUND 49 00:02:11,764 --> 00:02:14,633 AND WE'RE LIVING THE SUITE LIFE NOW 50 00:02:14,667 --> 00:02:17,335 HEY, HO! OH-AY-OH! LETS GO! 51 00:02:25,077 --> 00:02:28,046 - LONDON! - London: WOW! 52 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:29,948 YOU LOOK JUST LIKE MY FRIEND CHELSEA-- 53 00:02:29,982 --> 00:02:31,850 SAME STRINGY HAIR, SAME UGLY CLOTHES, 54 00:02:31,884 --> 00:02:34,919 - SAME BAD NOSE JOB. - I AM CHELSEA. 55 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:36,522 CHELSEA, YOU LOOK FABULOUS! 56 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:38,389 ( both kiss ) 57 00:02:38,424 --> 00:02:42,494 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - I WANTED TO SURPRISE MY BEST FRIEND! 58 00:02:42,528 --> 00:02:44,296 - AND GET THE REAL DIRT. - ON WHO? 59 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:46,565 - YOU. - OOH. 60 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:48,834 SEE, WHEN YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR SKIING IN ASPEN, 61 00:02:48,868 --> 00:02:50,268 SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD. 62 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:53,372 OR WORSE, 63 00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:55,774 - AT FAT CAMP! - ( gasps ) 64 00:02:55,808 --> 00:02:57,942 WHAT?! 65 00:02:57,976 --> 00:02:59,878 CLEARLY, I'M ALIVE, SHAPELY 66 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:01,346 AND LIVING ON THIS BEAUTIFUL BOAT. 67 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:04,115 YEAH, IT IS NICE. 68 00:03:04,149 --> 00:03:06,284 OOH, AND I AM DYING TO SEE YOUR SUITE. 69 00:03:06,318 --> 00:03:08,853 I'M SURE IT'S GORGEOUS. 70 00:03:08,887 --> 00:03:10,656 ACTUALLY, IT'S BEING VACUUMED RIGHT NOW, 71 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:13,691 WHICH COULD TAKE-- HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA BE HERE? 72 00:03:13,726 --> 00:03:15,193 - THREE DAYS. - FOUR DAYS. 73 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:17,496 - OH. - DID I MENTION IT'S BIG? 74 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:19,331 SO WHY DON'T YOU GO UNPACK AND I'LL COME TO YOU? 75 00:03:22,301 --> 00:03:23,335 - LONDON? - YEAH? 76 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:26,871 - YES, WOODY? - THAT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BABE 77 00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:29,240 I HAVE EVER LAID EYES ON. 78 00:03:29,275 --> 00:03:31,042 DOES SHE HAVE ANY INTEREST IN WOODWORKING? 79 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:37,282 ( laughs ) 80 00:03:37,316 --> 00:03:38,950 IS THAT A YES? 81 00:03:41,787 --> 00:03:43,321 OH, HERE SHE COMES. 82 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:48,626 - HI, BARBARA. - HI, CODY! 83 00:03:48,661 --> 00:03:50,161 BOB! 84 00:03:53,265 --> 00:03:55,734 - YOU LOOK GREAT. - OH NO, YOU LOOK GREAT. 85 00:03:58,036 --> 00:04:00,138 BOB, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. 86 00:04:00,172 --> 00:04:02,607 OKAY, BUDDY, YOU CAN LET GO NOW. 87 00:04:02,641 --> 00:04:04,743 SORRY. I'M JUST SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 88 00:04:04,777 --> 00:04:08,113 OH, GROSS. LOOKS LIKE I GOT A LITTLE SNOT ON YOUR SHIRT. 89 00:04:08,147 --> 00:04:09,447 THAT'S OKAY. THE STRIPES WILL HIDE IT. 90 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:13,784 SO YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THE BOAT. IT'S JUST LIKE THE TIPTON, 91 00:04:13,819 --> 00:04:15,787 BUT IF YOU WALK OUT THE FRONT DOOR, YOU DROWN. 92 00:04:15,821 --> 00:04:17,789 ( giggles ) STILL AS FUNNY AS EVER. 93 00:04:17,823 --> 00:04:19,891 YEAH. 94 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:22,760 SO, BARBARA, 95 00:04:22,794 --> 00:04:25,563 LOOK I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. 96 00:04:25,597 --> 00:04:27,098 WHAT IS IT, CODY? 97 00:04:29,668 --> 00:04:32,303 SHUFFLEBOARD AT 3:00! 98 00:04:32,337 --> 00:04:34,039 OH, I'LL GO TELL BOB. 99 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:38,809 DECIDED NOT TO TELL HER, HUH? 100 00:04:38,844 --> 00:04:41,046 GOOD MOVE. 101 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:44,715 NO, I JUST HAVE TO FIND THE RIGHT TIME TO TELL HER. 102 00:04:44,750 --> 00:04:46,885 I MEAN, SHE'S OBVIOUSLY STILL IN LOVE WITH ME. 103 00:04:46,919 --> 00:04:48,853 SO WHY HAVEN'T YOU BROKEN UP WITH HIM YET? 104 00:04:48,887 --> 00:04:51,122 BUT WE JUST GOT HERE. 105 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:53,391 HE'S OBVIOUSLY STILL IN LOVE WITH ME. 106 00:04:53,426 --> 00:04:55,226 WELL, SO AM I! 107 00:04:57,162 --> 00:04:59,631 LOOK, I CAN'T HIDE OUR LOVE. 108 00:04:59,665 --> 00:05:01,499 MY PASSION IS AS FIERY AS MY HAIR. 109 00:05:03,302 --> 00:05:05,203 - OH, BOB. - OH, BARBARA. 110 00:05:13,312 --> 00:05:14,980 ( gasps ) CHELSEA! 111 00:05:15,014 --> 00:05:16,881 I WAS JUST COMING UP TO SEE YOU. 112 00:05:16,915 --> 00:05:19,217 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - LOOKING FOR YOU. 113 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:21,553 THOSE WORKER PEOPLE TOLD ME YOU LIVED... HERE. 114 00:05:24,089 --> 00:05:27,258 I DON'T LIVE HERE. THIS IS MY SHOE CLOSET. 115 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:29,494 LET'S GO. 116 00:05:29,528 --> 00:05:31,696 NOW IF THIS IS A CLOSET, 117 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:34,465 THEN WHY ARE THERE BEDS IN HERE? 118 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:37,601 BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE MY SHOES SLEEP. 119 00:05:37,636 --> 00:05:38,770 SHH. MY PUMPS ARE POOPED. 120 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:43,475 NOW WHO'S THIS FARM GIRL IN THE PICTURE 121 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:44,943 WITH THE PITCHFORK AND HAY IN HER TEETH? 122 00:05:47,746 --> 00:05:50,448 THAT'S BAILEY, MY SHOE-CLOSET MAID. 123 00:05:50,482 --> 00:05:52,250 OH, MAYBE SHE COULD GET US SOME TEA. 124 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:54,018 SHE ONLY DOES SHOES. 125 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:57,389 OH, MAYBE ONE OF YOUR MANY OTHER SERVANTS COULD GET US SOME TEA. 126 00:05:57,423 --> 00:05:58,723 - ABSOLUTELY. - OKAY. 127 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:03,128 SOMEONE, I NEED A SERVANT FAST! 128 00:06:05,097 --> 00:06:07,499 - ( shrieks ) - HI. 129 00:06:09,335 --> 00:06:10,668 WOODY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 130 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:14,873 WELL, I'M NOT HERE FOLLOWING YOUR INCREDIBLY HOT FRIEND 131 00:06:14,907 --> 00:06:17,275 WHICH WOULD BE WEIRD. 132 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:19,644 GREAT. THEN YOU CAN BE MY BUTLER. 133 00:06:19,678 --> 00:06:21,045 WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT? 134 00:06:21,079 --> 00:06:25,783 BECAUSE CHELSEA HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH HER LAST FOUR BUTLERS. 135 00:06:25,817 --> 00:06:27,252 THEN I LIVE TO BUTTLE. 136 00:06:33,693 --> 00:06:37,929 SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING, BUT I WANTED TO GET YOU MY BEST BUTLER WOOD...FORD. 137 00:06:37,963 --> 00:06:40,866 ( rings bell ) 138 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,967 WOODFORD'S THE NAME. 139 00:06:43,001 --> 00:06:44,569 BUTTLING IS THE GAME. 140 00:06:50,642 --> 00:06:53,745 HOW MAY I BE OF SERVICE, MADAM? 141 00:06:53,779 --> 00:06:56,281 THAT'S A FUNNY ACCENT. 142 00:06:56,315 --> 00:07:00,318 ( enunciating slowly ) WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 143 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:03,054 - CLEVELAND. - ENGLAND! CLEVELAND, ENGLAND. 144 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,256 OH, I THINK I'VE BEEN THERE. 145 00:07:07,526 --> 00:07:11,195 NOW HE SEEMS KIND OF YOUNG. 146 00:07:11,230 --> 00:07:14,398 AND I'VE NEVER SEEN A BUTLER WITH BRACES. 147 00:07:14,433 --> 00:07:15,867 HE'S A BUTLER PRODIGY. 148 00:07:15,901 --> 00:07:18,837 WHEN HE WAS A BABY, HIS FIRST WORDS WERE "MILK AND SUGAR?" 149 00:07:20,105 --> 00:07:21,606 AHEM. 150 00:07:29,815 --> 00:07:30,849 I'LL GET IT. OOOP, HOLD THAT. 151 00:07:33,152 --> 00:07:35,753 HE WAS A BUTLER PRODIGY? 152 00:07:35,787 --> 00:07:37,288 HE PEAKED EARLY. 153 00:07:44,629 --> 00:07:46,631 CHECK IT OUT. CHATEAU ZACK! 154 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:48,600 ( laughs ) SWEET. 155 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:51,135 NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, THE FUN CAN BEGIN. 156 00:07:51,169 --> 00:07:54,038 YEAH, IT'S GONNA GET WILD UP IN HERE! 157 00:07:54,072 --> 00:07:56,841 CRAZY! I'M BACK WITH MY BEST BUDDY! 158 00:07:56,875 --> 00:07:58,209 - AND I'M WITH MY BEST BUDDY! - YEAH! 159 00:08:00,979 --> 00:08:02,713 BOB, LET'S GO TO THE SKY DECK. 160 00:08:02,748 --> 00:08:04,682 OH, OKAY. 161 00:08:10,022 --> 00:08:11,422 HEY, KOOKY CODY. 162 00:08:11,457 --> 00:08:14,725 YOU WANT TO JOIN THE SPRING-BREAKERS AND PLAY TOSS THE EGG? 163 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:16,528 ACTUALLY, I'M WAITING FOR SOMEONE. 164 00:08:16,562 --> 00:08:18,029 OKAY, IT'LL REALLY CRACK YOU UP. 165 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:24,168 SO IT LOOKS LIKE CODY TOOK THE BREAK-UP PRETTY WELL. 166 00:08:24,203 --> 00:08:26,438 WELL, I HAVEN'T EXACTLY BROKEN UP WITH HIM YET. 167 00:08:26,472 --> 00:08:28,506 WHAT? YOU WOULDN'T TELL HIM TODAY, 168 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:30,508 YOU WOULDN'T TELL HIM LAST NIGHT? 169 00:08:30,542 --> 00:08:33,444 WHY ARE YOU KEEPING OUR LOVE IN THE SHADOWS? 170 00:08:33,478 --> 00:08:35,446 I WANT TO PROCLAIM IT TO THE WORLD! 171 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:38,683 SHH! YOU DO AND I WILL BEND YOUR ARM INTO A PRETZEL... 172 00:08:40,552 --> 00:08:42,720 HONEYBEAR. 173 00:08:42,754 --> 00:08:44,221 THIS HAS TO BE DONE RIGHT. 174 00:08:44,256 --> 00:08:49,294 BOB, WHY ARE YOU SPENDING SO MUCH TIME TALKING TO BARBARA?! 175 00:08:49,328 --> 00:08:50,828 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR TIME. 176 00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:54,332 BARBARA, WHY DON'T YOU GO TALK TO CODY? 177 00:08:54,366 --> 00:08:57,168 YEAH, BARBARA, WHY DON'T YOU GO TALK TO CODY? 178 00:08:58,370 --> 00:08:59,571 OKAY OKAY. 179 00:09:03,275 --> 00:09:06,244 HEY, KIDS, WANNA PLAY AN EGG-CELLENT GAME? 180 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:10,148 WHO'S PERKY POLLY? 181 00:09:10,182 --> 00:09:13,384 THIS IS CONNIE, OUR ACTIVITIES DIRECTOR. 182 00:09:13,418 --> 00:09:16,153 IT'S NOT ACTIVITIES DIRECTOR. 183 00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:19,824 IT'S "CHIEF OF FUN-TERTAINMENT." 184 00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:21,526 - IS THAT YOUR OFFICIAL TITLE? - YEAH! 185 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,127 ISN'T IT FUN-TASTIC? 186 00:09:24,930 --> 00:09:26,330 CODY, WE NEED TO TALK. 187 00:09:26,365 --> 00:09:28,333 YEAH, WE DO. 188 00:09:30,369 --> 00:09:31,970 ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP-- 189 00:09:34,873 --> 00:09:37,408 CAN I HELP YOU? 190 00:09:37,442 --> 00:09:41,746 UH, NO. JUST WANTED TO GET A BETTER VIEW OF THE EGG TOSSING. 191 00:09:41,780 --> 00:09:43,147 ( chuckles ) IT'S GRIPPING. 192 00:09:45,717 --> 00:09:47,551 LOOK, LET'S FACE IT. 193 00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:52,156 WHEN PEOPLE ARE AWAY FROM EACH OTHER, THINGS HAPPEN. 194 00:09:52,190 --> 00:09:55,092 THEY GROW APART, BECOME CLOSE TO NEW PEOPLE. 195 00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:56,895 YOU KNOW? 196 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,495 KNOW WHAT? 197 00:09:58,530 --> 00:10:00,298 THAT BOB AND I ARE DATING. 198 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:02,500 YOU'RE WHAT?! 199 00:10:05,837 --> 00:10:08,473 WHEN DID THIS LITTLE LOVE CONNECTION HAPPEN? 200 00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:10,742 REMEMBER THE DAY YOU LEFT BOSTON ON THE SHIP? 201 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,944 - YEAH. - THAT NIGHT. 202 00:10:12,978 --> 00:10:15,280 LOOK, WE NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU. 203 00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:17,848 PFFT. HURT? ME? 204 00:10:17,883 --> 00:10:20,018 I'M NOT HURT. 205 00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:23,921 MAYBE I'D BE HURT IF I DIDN'T... 206 00:10:26,958 --> 00:10:28,493 ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ON THE SHIP. 207 00:10:30,095 --> 00:10:32,063 YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 208 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:35,066 - OH, HE'S NOT GONNA. - YEAH, HER NAME IS BAILEY. 209 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:37,735 YEP, HE'S GONNA. 210 00:10:37,769 --> 00:10:40,205 WELL, YOU NEVER MENTIONED ANY BAILEY. 211 00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:41,973 WELL, YOU NEVER MENTIONED MY "PAL" BOB. 212 00:10:44,109 --> 00:10:47,011 OKAY OKAY, SO I GUESS WE'VE BOTH MOVED ON. 213 00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:50,214 YEAH, I TRIED TO STAY FAITHFUL, 214 00:10:50,248 --> 00:10:52,550 BUT BAILEY IS GORGEOUS 215 00:10:52,584 --> 00:10:54,018 AND SHE WAS ALL OVER ME. 216 00:10:55,621 --> 00:10:58,523 I'M A MAN. I'M WEAK. 217 00:10:58,557 --> 00:10:59,724 APPARENTLY. 218 00:11:01,693 --> 00:11:02,494 I'D LOVE FOR YOU TO MEET HER, 219 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:04,762 BUT SADLY SHE'S AWAY AT HER COUSIN'S GATOR FARM. 220 00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:06,831 HEY, GUYS. 221 00:11:06,865 --> 00:11:10,067 BAILEY! 222 00:11:10,102 --> 00:11:12,537 THIS JUST GOT SLIGHTLY MORE FUN-TERTAINING. 223 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:24,315 BAILEY... 224 00:11:24,349 --> 00:11:28,253 WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK FROM THE GATOR FARM? 225 00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:29,954 COUSIN CLETUS DRANK SOME SWAMP WATER 226 00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:31,555 AND GOT OKEFENOKEE FEVER, 227 00:11:31,589 --> 00:11:34,492 SO THE AUTHORITIES CAME AND GAVE ALL THE GATORS TO LIZARD WORLD. 228 00:11:36,461 --> 00:11:38,696 SEE YOU LATER, ALLIGATORS. 229 00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:42,466 WOW, CODY, SHE'S REALLY COLORFUL. 230 00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:45,436 - HI, I'M BAILEY. - I'M BARBARA. 231 00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:50,575 BOY, YOU GUYS CAN SURE TALK TALK TALK, 232 00:11:50,609 --> 00:11:54,212 BUT I'M SURE YOU WANT TO GET BACK TO YOUR ROOM AND REST 233 00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:57,548 FOR LIKE A DAY OR TWO. 234 00:11:57,583 --> 00:12:00,050 WHY DON'T WE ALL DO SOMETHING LATER? 235 00:12:00,085 --> 00:12:01,786 - GEE, I DON'T KNOW. - HOW ABOUT MOVIE NIGHT? 236 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,858 "FLOWERS AND CHOCOLATE"? 237 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:10,194 ISN'T THAT THAT HUGH GRANT THING? 238 00:12:10,228 --> 00:12:11,963 I'D RATHER REMOVE MY EYEBROWS WITH DUCT TAPE. 239 00:12:11,997 --> 00:12:15,433 AND I'M SURE BAILEY'S TIRED FROM ALL THAT WRASSLIN'. 240 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,701 NO, I'M NOT. 241 00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:19,871 AND I'VE BEEN DYING TO SEE "FLOWERS AND CHOCOLATE." 242 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,307 IT'S THE SEQUEL TO "TEARS IN MY HANDBAG." 243 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:24,308 GREAT. SO IT'S SETTLED. WE'LL ALL GO TOGETHER. 244 00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:25,810 BETTER FIND SOME DUCT TAPE. 245 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:30,181 SO WHAT'S THE DEAL? 246 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,083 I MEAN, I KNOW WHY I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS CHELSEA, 247 00:12:32,117 --> 00:12:34,051 BUT WHY ARE YOU? 248 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,987 CHELSEA WILL RUIN MY REPUTATION 249 00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:38,622 IF SHE FINDS OUT I'M LIVING WITH REGULAR PEOPLE-- 250 00:12:38,657 --> 00:12:40,724 LIKE YOU. 251 00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:42,360 SHE MAY BE MY BEST FRIEND, 252 00:12:42,394 --> 00:12:44,095 BUT SHE'S ALSO HORRIBLE, MEAN AND NASTY. 253 00:12:44,129 --> 00:12:46,197 AND HOT! 254 00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:51,001 ( knocks on door ) THERE YOU ARE, LONDON. 255 00:12:51,035 --> 00:12:53,571 WHY ARE YOU IN HERE AGAIN? 256 00:12:53,605 --> 00:12:55,940 JUST PICKING OUT MY MOVIE SHOES. 257 00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:58,409 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 258 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,411 YOU LET YOUR BUTLER SIT? 259 00:13:00,445 --> 00:13:03,114 ( gasps ) WOODFORD WAS NOT SITTING. 260 00:13:03,148 --> 00:13:05,483 HE WAS TESTING THE FURNITURE. 261 00:13:05,517 --> 00:13:06,851 WHY? 262 00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:13,924 TO MAKE SURE IT WASN'T SOMEONE DISGUISED AS A CHAIR 263 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,493 TRYING TO ROB HER. 264 00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:22,433 ( gasps ) BAILEY?! 265 00:13:22,467 --> 00:13:25,069 OH, IT'S THE HAY GIRL. 266 00:13:25,103 --> 00:13:28,205 YOU LET YOUR MAID WEAR CAPRI SHORTS? 267 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,807 THAT'S IT! 268 00:13:29,841 --> 00:13:32,910 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NEVER TO WEAR NORMAL CLOTHES?! 269 00:13:32,944 --> 00:13:34,946 - YOU'RE FIRED. - WHAT? 270 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,048 YOU'VE BEEN REPLACED BY WOODFORD. 271 00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:38,749 - BUT-- - THAT'S ENOUGH! OUT YOU GO! 272 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,988 - ( knocks ) - LONDON, OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW! 273 00:13:44,022 --> 00:13:45,856 HELP THESE DAYS. 274 00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:48,860 ( whispers ) BUNK WITH ADDISON FOR THE NEXT TWO NIGHTS 275 00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:49,460 AND I'LL BUY YOUR GRAMMY A NEW BARN 276 00:13:51,963 --> 00:13:53,931 - AND A SILO? - YEAH, WHATEVER THAT IS. 277 00:13:59,371 --> 00:14:01,239 AH, LOOKIN' SHARP. 278 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:05,376 OOPS. FORGOT TO SHAVE. 279 00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:06,510 GOTTA LOOK GOOD FOR MOVIE NIGHT. 280 00:14:10,582 --> 00:14:13,617 DONE. 281 00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:16,687 DUDE, I JUST CAN'T WRAP MY HEAD AROUND THIS. 282 00:14:16,721 --> 00:14:18,522 YOU AND BARBARA? 283 00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:19,523 SHE'S HOT. 284 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,001 BARBARA'S FAVORITE-- CINNAMON TWIST. 285 00:14:34,339 --> 00:14:38,843 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE I'M-NEVER-GONNA- BE-TIED-DOWN BOB? 286 00:14:38,877 --> 00:14:40,811 THAT WAS BEFORE A GIRL ACTUALLY LIKED ME. 287 00:14:42,814 --> 00:14:44,548 LOOK, I'M TELLING YOU, 288 00:14:44,582 --> 00:14:47,584 ONCE YOU OPEN UP YOUR HEART AND LET LOVE IN, 289 00:14:47,619 --> 00:14:50,588 THE WORLD JUST BECOMES A BEAUTIFUL SUNNY PLACE. 290 00:14:52,991 --> 00:14:54,725 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE. 291 00:15:01,366 --> 00:15:04,235 SO WHAT SAY YOU 292 00:15:04,269 --> 00:15:06,804 WHEN THE LIGHTS GO DOWN, WE SNEAK OUT OF HERE 293 00:15:06,838 --> 00:15:08,106 AND GO TO THE GAME ROOM FOR AN HOUR, 294 00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:11,141 THEN WE'RE BACK BEFORE HUGH GRANT STAMMERS THROUGH 295 00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:13,511 HIS LAST APOLOGY? 296 00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:15,246 NOT GONNA HAPPEN. BARBARA'S A HAND-HOLDER. 297 00:15:17,882 --> 00:15:21,919 I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING TO KNOW YOUR FRIENDS FROM BOSTON. 298 00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:24,655 YEAH, THAT'S A BAD IDEA. THEY'RE EASILY OFFENDED, 299 00:15:24,689 --> 00:15:27,358 SO YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SAY MUCH. 300 00:15:27,392 --> 00:15:29,227 HEY, FILM FREAKS, IT'S MORE FUN IN THE FRONT. 301 00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:32,230 - NO, WE'RE JUST GONNA SIT RIGHT HERE. - SERIOUSLY, THIS IS MY SEAT 302 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,331 AND I'VE GIVEN UP ENOUGH IN MY LIFE. GO. 303 00:15:36,334 --> 00:15:38,703 - HEY, GUYS. - HI. 304 00:15:40,872 --> 00:15:43,942 OKAY, QUIET DOWN. MOVIE'S STARTING. 305 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,410 ( sighs ) WAKE ME WHEN THIS NIGHTMARE IS OVER. 306 00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:52,650 ( loudly ) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 307 00:15:52,684 --> 00:15:54,685 I PRESENT MISS LONDON TIPTON 308 00:15:54,719 --> 00:15:56,186 AND MISS CHELSEA BRIMMER. 309 00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:59,257 All: SHH. 310 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,359 SHH YOURSELF! 311 00:16:04,095 --> 00:16:05,696 ESCORT US TO OUR SEATS. 312 00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:07,598 OH, RIGHT. YES, EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME. 313 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,700 PARDON ME. EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. 314 00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:11,168 OH, SORRY. THERE YOU GO, THERE YOU GO. 315 00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:12,937 MY FOOT! 316 00:16:16,908 --> 00:16:19,977 WOODFORD, WE COULD USE SOME MOVIE SNACKS, 317 00:16:20,011 --> 00:16:22,146 PERHAPS A CREME BRULEE AND A NICE TART TARTIN. 318 00:16:24,716 --> 00:16:27,084 TWO ICE CREAM SANDWICHES COMING RIGHT UP. 319 00:16:27,118 --> 00:16:28,486 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. OH, PARDON ME. 320 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,921 - SORRY ABOUT THAT. I SAID EXCUSE ME! - MY FOOT! 321 00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:37,094 Man on film: Natasha, don't go. 322 00:16:37,128 --> 00:16:39,563 We can work this out. 323 00:16:39,597 --> 00:16:41,665 Natasha: It's too late. You betrayed me 324 00:16:41,699 --> 00:16:43,767 and nothing can ever put it right again. 325 00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:45,803 - But I brought flowers... - Women: AWWW. 326 00:16:45,837 --> 00:16:48,973 - ...and chocolate. - KILL ME NOW. 327 00:16:50,775 --> 00:16:52,110 ( Natasha gobbling ) 328 00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:55,513 - Natasha: Delicious! - You're lovely... 329 00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:58,448 - ( loud kiss ) - ...and delicious. 330 00:16:58,483 --> 00:17:00,317 - Natasha: Oh, Neil. - Oh, Natasha. 331 00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:10,027 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 332 00:17:12,630 --> 00:17:14,198 YOU HAVE A PIECE OF DANDRUFF ON YOUR SHOULDER. 333 00:17:15,967 --> 00:17:17,601 I GOT IT. 334 00:17:20,605 --> 00:17:22,139 SHH SHH. GUYS, QUIET QUIET QUIET. 335 00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:25,976 NEIL GOT NATASHA TRUFFLES AND ROSES, 336 00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:27,578 BUT THOSE WERE MICHELLE'S FAVORITE. 337 00:17:31,249 --> 00:17:34,819 WELL, I CAN'T SLEEP WITH ALL THE BLABBING SO I MIGHT AS WELL WATCH. 338 00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:38,723 Wait a second. Truffles and roses? 339 00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:40,558 You don't like them? 340 00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:42,860 No, I like pralines and daisies. 341 00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:47,031 BAILEY... 342 00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:48,932 COULD I HAVE A PIECE OF LICORICE? 343 00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:51,535 Who are these for? 344 00:17:51,569 --> 00:17:53,070 ( crying ) Is there another woman? 345 00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:01,545 SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR HANDS? 346 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,048 UH, MY ARMS FELL ASLEEP. 347 00:18:18,296 --> 00:18:20,665 - TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND I THINK NEIL IS ABOUT TO PROPOSE TO MICHELLE. 348 00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:24,635 - GIRLFRIEND? - NO NO NO, NATASHA IS THE GIRLFRIEND. 349 00:18:24,669 --> 00:18:26,537 NEIL'S PROPOSING TO MICHELLE... 350 00:18:26,571 --> 00:18:27,972 THE OTHER WOMAN. 351 00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:31,542 YOU TOLD HER I WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND?! 352 00:18:31,576 --> 00:18:33,210 WE ARE NOT DATING. 353 00:18:33,244 --> 00:18:36,179 ARE YOU SAYING WE'RE OVER?! 354 00:18:36,214 --> 00:18:38,249 All: AWW. 355 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,084 OVER?! WE NEVER STARTED. 356 00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:44,188 SO YOU MADE ALL THIS UP JUST TO MAKE ME JEALOUS?! 357 00:18:44,222 --> 00:18:46,824 AHA. YOU WERE JEALOUS. 358 00:18:46,858 --> 00:18:48,792 THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE MOVIE. 359 00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:54,798 WAIT. ISN'T THAT THE MAID YOU JUST FIRED? 360 00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:57,234 - I'M NOT HER MAID. I'M HER ROOMMATE. - ( gasps ) 361 00:18:57,268 --> 00:19:00,004 GASP! 362 00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,673 - YOU HAVE A ROOMMATE? - YES, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 363 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:05,076 LOOK, I LIVE IN A SHOEBOX WHICH I HAVE TO SHARE. 364 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:06,777 I'M A REGULAR STUDENT AND I HAVE NO SERVANTS. 365 00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:09,246 THEN WHO IS HE? 366 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,350 JUST SOME FREAK WHO LIKES YOU. 367 00:19:13,384 --> 00:19:15,820 I RESENT THAT, MADAM, UNLESS YOU LIKE FREAKS. 368 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:18,789 EWW! 369 00:19:18,823 --> 00:19:21,191 I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU USED ME LIKE THAT. 370 00:19:21,225 --> 00:19:23,660 YEAH, AND JUST TO MAKE ME JEALOUS. 371 00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:26,163 - ( scoffs ) MEN. - THEY STINK. 372 00:19:26,197 --> 00:19:29,099 - I'M OUT OF HERE. - I'M WITH YOU, SISTER. 373 00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:31,468 YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID? 374 00:19:31,502 --> 00:19:32,303 - Barbara: BOB? - COMING, DEAR. 375 00:19:35,039 --> 00:19:38,242 WELL, ZACK, LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME. 376 00:19:38,276 --> 00:19:40,277 ( whimpering ) 377 00:19:40,311 --> 00:19:43,280 IT'S JUST SO SAD. 378 00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:45,115 I MEAN, HE PUTS THE FLOWERS AND CHOCOLATE... 379 00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:49,153 RIGHT ON HER TOMBSTONE. 380 00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:00,231 SNUGGLE WITH ZACK. SNUGGLE WITH ZACK. 381 00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,970 CHELSEA, I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU BEFORE YOU LEFT. 382 00:20:07,004 --> 00:20:10,274 OH, DON'T WORRY. I WON'T TELL ANYBODY AT THE COUNTRY CLUB 383 00:20:10,308 --> 00:20:12,009 YOU'RE LIVING WITH REGULAR PEOPLE. 384 00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:16,547 I'LL JUST SAY YOU WERE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS. 385 00:20:16,581 --> 00:20:19,816 NO, YOU CAN TELL THEM THE TRUTH. 386 00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:21,952 MY DAD IS MAKING ME GO TO THIS STUPID SEA SCHOOL. 387 00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:25,422 WHY? DOES HE HATE YOU? 388 00:20:25,456 --> 00:20:27,625 NO. ACTUALLY HE LOVES ME 389 00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:31,161 AND WANTS ME TO BECOME A MATURE RESPONSIBLE ADULT. 390 00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:33,230 EWW, I FEEL REALLY SORRY FOR YOU. 391 00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:38,202 YOU KNOW WHAT? I FEEL REALLY SORRY FOR YOU, 392 00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:40,438 BECAUSE WHILE YOU WASTE YOUR LIFE SHOPPING 393 00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:42,239 AND JETTING OFF TO FASHION SHOWS, 394 00:20:42,273 --> 00:20:43,807 I'LL BE GETTING AN EDUCATION AND THEN A REAL JOB. 395 00:20:47,612 --> 00:20:50,814 ( crying ) OH NO, THIS IS AWFUL! 396 00:20:53,151 --> 00:20:56,520 - I'LL GO WITH THE ALIEN THING. - YOU'RE A TRUE FRIEND. 397 00:20:56,554 --> 00:20:58,222 ( air kisses ) 398 00:20:59,991 --> 00:21:01,992 - HEY, CODY. - HEY, BAILEY. 399 00:21:02,026 --> 00:21:03,761 I SEE YOU GOT MY "SORRY" BEAR. 400 00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:06,797 YUP. THANKS. 401 00:21:06,831 --> 00:21:09,133 AND BY THE WAY... 402 00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:11,001 IF YOU'D WANTED ME TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND, 403 00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:12,736 ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK. 404 00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:15,205 - REALLY? - SURE. 405 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,673 I'D BE HAPPY TO PRETEND. 406 00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:19,676 OH, PRETEND. 407 00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:21,745 RIGHT. MAKE-BELIEVE. 408 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,447 FUN. 409 00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:26,783 SEE, 'CAUSE IF I'D BEEN IN ON IT, 410 00:21:26,817 --> 00:21:28,952 WE COULD HAVE MADE BARBARA REALLY JEALOUS. 411 00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:30,154 - I COULD'VE DONE THIS... - ( giggles ) STOP IT. 412 00:21:31,989 --> 00:21:34,925 - ...AND THIS... - I WOULD'VE PRETENDED TO LIKE THAT. 413 00:21:37,361 --> 00:21:38,829 ...AND TO TOP IT OFF, I COULD'VE DONE THIS. 414 00:21:41,299 --> 00:21:42,232 THAT WOULD'VE FOOLED HER. 415 00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:49,506 ( thuds ) 416 00:21:54,245 --> 00:21:56,380 THANKS FOR THE "I'M SORRY" BEAR, BARBARA. 417 00:21:56,414 --> 00:21:58,148 YOU'RE WELCOME, CODY. 418 00:21:58,183 --> 00:21:59,283 I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU THE TRUTH RIGHT AWAY. 419 00:22:04,055 --> 00:22:06,891 THANKS FOR THE "I'M SORRY" BEAR, BOB. 420 00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:08,725 IT'S JUST MY WAY OF SAYING I FEEL BAD 421 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,260 THAT WE NEVER GOT TO SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER. 422 00:22:10,295 --> 00:22:12,696 THAT'S OKAY, BUDDY. 423 00:22:12,731 --> 00:22:14,731 I UNDERSTAND. PEOPLE GROW APART, 424 00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:16,600 FIND NEW INTERESTS. 425 00:22:16,634 --> 00:22:19,070 WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE 426 00:22:19,072 --> 00:22:21,538 THROWING WATER BALLOONS FROM THE TOP OF THE TIPTON. 427 00:22:21,572 --> 00:22:23,807 ( choked up ) THAT'S RIGHT. GOOD TIMES. 428 00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:36,303 TISSUE, SIR? 429 00:22:36,353 --> 00:22:40,903 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31607

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