All language subtitles for The Suite Life on Deck s01e08 Sea Monster Mash.eng

( theme music playing )

AH, WELCOME BACK.
DID YOU ENJOY

YOUR FIRST EXCURSION TO
THE GALAPAGOS ISLANDS?

I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.
THERE WERE PENGUINS,

- AND LIZARDS AND SNAKES.
- OH MY.

HEY, EVERYBODY,
CHECK OUT THE COOL SHIRT.

"I-GUANA HUG."

IGUANA BARF.
( gags )

YOU KNOW, THESE ISLANDS
REALLY MAKE YOU APPRECIATE

THE BEAUTY AND
FRAGILITY OF NATURE.

ZACK, YOU HAVE A RARE GALAPAGOS
CRICKET ON YOUR ARM.

- ( cricket chirping ) - THERE'S
ONLY FOUR LEFT IN THE WORLD.

BUG BUG!
BUG BUG BUG!

GET IT OFF!
DIE DIE DIE DIE!

DIE DIE DIE!
EW EW EW!

NOW THERE ARE ONLY
THREE LEFT IN THE WORLD.

-
WE SAY...

-
OH AY OH

-
OH AY OH

-
OH AY OH

-
OH AY OH
-
ROCKING
THE WHOLE WORLD ROUND

AND ALLEY OOP!

OWNED OWNED OWNED!
AND FOR THE THREE!

OH, FOUL FOUL!

REF, REF, DID YOU
SEE THAT FOUL?

DON'T CARE.
NEVER WILL CARE.

WHERE'S MY SCIENCE BOOK?

WHAT DOES
IT LOOK LIKE?

LIKE YOURS,
EXCEPT IT'S BEEN OPENED.

OH, HERE IT IS.

HEY, THAT'S
OUR BACKBOARD.

WHO WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT
MY SCIENCE PROJECT?

( sarcastically )
PLEASE.

DON'T HAVE
TO ASK ME TWICE.

WE DIDN'T EVEN
ASK YOU ONCE.

SO I'VE BEEN DOING SOME RESEARCH
ON A GIANT SEA CREATURE

CALLED
"GALAPAGOS GURDY."

I'VE CHARTED SOME
SIGHTED REPORTINGS

WHICH INDICATE SHE APPEARS
IN THESE WATERS

WHEN THERE'S A FULL MOON,
WHICH IS TONIGHT.

( gasps )
OH.

EXACTLY.

I'LL BE THE FIRST PERSON
TO DOCUMENT HER EXISTENCE.

NOT ONLY WILL
I GET AN "A,"

BUT QUITE POSSIBLY
A NOBEL PRIZE.

HEY, SOUNDS LIKE A PROJECT I'LL
BE PROUD TO PUT MY NAME ON.

- ME TOO.
- SORRY, GUYS,

BUT I'M DOING
THIS REPORT WITH BAILEY.

BUT SHE'S SMART.
AND YOU'RE SMART.

THAT'S STUPID.

BESIDES, I MEAN,
WE'RE A TEAM, BUDDY.

I MEAN, THINK OF ALL THE
GREAT SCHOOL PROJECTS

- WE'VE DONE TOGETHER.
- TOGETHER?

- YEAH.
- NAME ONE.

WELL, THERE-- THERE WAS
THE THING WITH THE THING.

AND THE EXPERIMENT WHERE
THE STUFF WENT "WHOOSH!"

AND THEN WE DID THE
PAPER ABOUT THAT GUY.

( scoffs )
MARGARET THATCHER?

YEAH, HIM.

SORRY, ZACK. THIS TIME
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.

AFTER ALL I'VE
DONE FOR YOU?

YOU PROMISED CODY
WOULD DO OUR PROJECT.

NOW WHAT ARE
WE GONNA DO?

( sigh ) DON'T SWEAT
IT, WOOD MITE.

WE'VE GOT PLENTY
OF TIME

BEFORE THE PROJECT
IS DUE.

IT'S DUE TOMORROW.

WE'RE DOOMED.

WELL, I'M ALL DONE
WITH MY SCIENCE REPORT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I THINK...

YOU JUST STAPLED
$100 BILL TO EACH PAGE.

- YOU CAN'T TURN THIS IN.
- OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

I FORGOT TO PUT
MY NAME ON IT.

SHOULD I SPELL IT OUT
IN PEARLS OR RUBIES?

NEITHER.
YOU CAN'T HAND THIS--

YOU HAVE ENOUGH RUBIES
TO WRITE YOUR NAME?

NEVER MIND.
BACK ON TOPIC.

THE POINT IS, YOU CAN'T
BRIBE THE TEACHER.

( gasps )
I CAN'T?

STUPID NO-BRIBING
SEA SCHOOL.

THEN I'LL JUST DO
MY PROJECT WITH YOU.

I'M SORRY, BUT I'M ALREADY
DOING MY PROJECT WITH CODY.

( gasps )
HOW COULD YOU?

ROOMMATES ARE SUPPOSED
TO HELP EACH OTHER.

AND WHAT EXACTLY HAVE
YOU DONE TO HELP ME?

BESIDES LETTING
ME ROOM WITH YOU,

WHICH EVERYONE
MADE YOU DO.

OH, WELL I--

THEN I--

LOOK, I DON'T "DO"
THINGS FOR PEOPLE.

AND I NEED YOU
TO BE OKAY WITH THAT.

LOOK, I REALLY WISH
I COULD HELP YOU,

BUT I'M SURE THERE ARE OTHER
KIDS WHO STILL NEED PARTNERS.

YEAH, RIGHT. I MEAN,
WHAT KIND OF LOSERS WAIT

UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE?

SO, PARTNERS,
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

BEATS ME. CODY
ALWAYS DID MY WORK.

WELL, MADDIE USUALLY DID MY WORK.
WHAT ABOUT YOU, WOODY?

DO YOU USUALLY LET CODY
OR MADDIE DO YOUR WORK?

I DON'T HAVE A SMART BROTHER.
OR FRIENDS.

( gasps )
TEAR, HUG.

NO BROTHER
AND NO FRIENDS?

THAT'S A SAD TALE
OF WOE, WOODCHUCK.

OH, I HAVE BROTHERS
AND TONS OF FRIENDS.

THEY'RE JUST NOT SMART.

TIME TO GET YOUR GREASY
HANDS OFF THE HEIRESS.

OKAY, SO WE HAVE ALL NIGHT
TO PUT SOMETHING TOGETHER.

THERE'S NO NEED TO PANIC. IT'S
NOT LIKE IF WE FLUNK SCIENCE,

WE'LL BE SENT BACK TO
LIVE WITH OUR MOTHER,

AND GIVE UP
OUR FIRST TASTE

OF SWEET
SWEET FREEDOM.

( sobbing )

NO, I DON'T
WANNA GO HOME.

- ZACK?
- WHAT?

ARE YOU CRYING?

NO.

IT'S JUST THE SALTY
OCEAN SPRAY.

FROM THE TOILET?

WE JUST NEED TO PICK
A GOOD SUBJECT.

WE COULD DO A REPORT
ON HOW PLANTS GROW

WHEN CULTIVATED
IN DIFFERENT ENVIRONMENTS.

( shrieks )
SMART GUY!

NOT REALLY. I JUST READ THAT
OUT OF THE SCIENCE BOOK.

STILL, YOU WERE SMART
ENOUGH TO LOOK IN THE BOOK!

WOODY, YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF
RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT.

- ZACK, YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF SUPPLIES.
- MA'AM, YES, MA'AM.

AND WHAT ARE YOU
IN CHARGE OF?

I'M IN CHARGE OF...
BEING IN CHARGE.

- NIGHT-VISION GOGGLES?
- CHECK.

- FISHING POLE AND UNDERWATER CAMERA?
- CHECK.

- HUMMUS AND PITA BREAD?
- CHECK.

UH, CODY, WHAT'S THE
HUMMUS AND PITA BREAD FOR?

AROUND MIDNIGHT,
I GET HUNGRY.

( gags )
TOO MUCH GARLIC.

YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN MAKING
THIS RECIPE SINCE I WAS FIVE,

AND HAVE NEVER
HAD A COMPLAINT.

THEY WERE PROBABLY CHOKING
ON ALL THE GARLIC.

ANYWAY, WITH THESE
NIGHT-VISION GOGGLES,

I'LL BE ABLE TO SEE
ANY HIDEOUS CREATURE

THAT MIGHT
BE LURKING ABOUT.

( screams )
MONSTER!

I PREFER
"MR. MONSTER."

WHAT IS GOING ON
UP HERE?

WE'RE TRYING TO GET A
PICTURE OF THE GIANT BEAST,

GALAPAGOS GURDY.

I HAVE ASKED YOU
TO NOT GIVE NICKNAMES

TO OUR MORE
ROTUND GUESTS.

NO NO NO,
GURDY ISN'T A GUEST.

SHE'S A LEGENDARY
SEA CREATURE

THAT PURPORTEDLY
LIVES IN THESE WATERS.

THERE'S NO "PURPORTEDLY"
ABOUT IT.

MY RESEARCH INDICATES
SHE'S DOWN THERE.

I STILL DON'T WANT YOU
DISTURBING MY GUESTS.

OH, WE'RE NOT
DISTURBING ANYONE.

ALL THE GUESTS ARE ON THE PROMENADE
DECK FOR THE LIMBO CONTEST.

HOW LOW CAN YOU
GALAPA-GO?

FINE, DO YOUR LITTLE
SCIENCE PROJECT.

JUST PROMISE ME
ONE THING:

IF YOU NEED BAIT,
YOU'LL USE YOUR BROTHER.

I'M SURPRISINGLY
OKAY WITH THAT.

ALL RIGHT,
I GOT THE SUPPLIES:

SOME PLANT VINES,
BEAKERS, CHEMICALS,

- AND A CHEESECAKE.
- WHAT'S THE CHEESECAKE FOR?

AROUND MIDNIGHT,
I GET HUNGRY.

EXCELLENT JOB, ZACK.
YOU'RE MY NEW FAVORITE.

- WOODY, STEP UP.
- YES, MA'AM.

ALL RIGHT, NOW,
WE'LL PUT ONE CLIPPING

IN THE BEAKER
FILLED WITH SOIL,

ONE IN THE BEAKER
FILLED WITH BEACH SAND,

AND THIS ONE GETS
DISTILLED WATER.

HOW DID YOU KNOW
TO DO ALL THAT?

FROM THIS TEXTBOOK.

YOU KNOW, IT TURNS OUT THIS THING
IS CHOCK-FULL OF INFORMATION.

SO WHAT'S NEXT?

OH, MADDIE WOULD
WRITE LETTERS DOWN,

AND STICK THEM ON EACH
THINGYMABOBBER.

YOU MEAN, LIKE LABEL
THEM ALPHABETICALLY?

NO, I MEANT LABEL
THEM "A, B, C."

GOOD THING
I'M IN CHARGE.

YOU, TAKE NOTES
ON WHAT'S HAPPENING.

YOU GOT IT.

HOW DO YOU SPELL
"NOTHING"?

( groans )
THIS IS TOO SLOW.

WOODY, I'M GONNA USE YOUR
POWER MEGA SMOOTHIE.

"MORE NOTHING."

I KNOW WHAT
WE NEED TO DO.

- WHAT?
- CHEESECAKE BREAK!

LONDON, I LIKE
THE WAY YOU LEAD.

WAIT,
CODY HATES CRUMBS.

SO HE ONLY LETS ME EAT
IN THE BATHTUB.

WE CAN ALL PROBABLY
SQUEEZE IN THERE.

OR WE CAN JUST EAT
IN MY ROOM.

ISN'T YOUR BATHTUB THE
SAME SIZE AS MINE?

WELL, HERE WE ARE,

TWO SCIENTISTS
UNDER THE MOONLIGHT,

WHO KNOWS WHAT
WE'LL DISCOVER?

YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M DISCOVERING?

AFTER THREE HOURS,

THIS DECK CHAIR MAKES
MY BUTT GO NUMB.

LOOK, WHAT IF GURDY
REALLY IS JUST A MYTH

AND THERE'S
NOTHING OUT THERE?

OH, THERE'S SOMETHING
OUT THERE ALL RIGHT.

I CAN FEEL IT
IN MY GUT.

IT'S PROBABLY GAS
FROM ALL THAT GARLIC.

ARE YOU QUESTIONING
MY RESEARCH?

NO, I'M QUESTIONING
YOUR SEASONING.

NEXT TIME YOU BRING THE
SNACKS, BUT RIGHT NOW

I'M GOING TO TRY AND LURE
GURDY WITH A MATING CALL.

OH, THIS OUGHT
TO BE GOOD.

( clears throat )

MY RESEARCH SHOWS THAT GURDY
IS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN A WALRUS

AND A BELUGA WHALE
WITH A HINT OF MANATEE.

KINDA LIKE
A MANA-TWHALE.

( mimicking mating call )

SHE PROBABLY CAN'T HEAR ME.
WHY DON'T YOU DO IT WITH ME?

I'M GOOD.

ARE WE IN THIS PROJECT
TOGETHER OR NOT?

( mimicking mating call )

( clears throat )

I NEED YOU
TO DO ME A FAVOR.

NEVER MAKE
THAT NOISE AGAIN!

PEOPLE ARE
COMPLAINING,

AND THEY'RE ON
ANOTHER BOAT!

WE'RE ON THE VERGE OF A
GREAT SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY.

WELL, I'M ON THE VERGE OF DUMPING
YOU OUT OF THE SEWAGE FLAP.

WE'RE SORRY, MR. MOSEBY.
WE'LL KEEP IT DOWN.

YOU'D BETTER.

BY THE WAY, YOU MIGHT
CONSIDER A MINT.

YOU BOTH REEK
OF GARLIC.

( gasps )
WE GOT A BITE!

- IT'S PROBABLY GURDY.
- OR A FISH.

- ( grunts )
- ( splashes )

A BIG FISH.

A BIG FISH
DRIVING A BUS.

GURDY MUST HAVE
SNAPPED THE BAIT LINE.

BUT I BET WE GOT
A GREAT PICTURE.

PULL UP THE CAMERA.

WHOA, GURDY ATE
THE CAMERA.

WELL, CAN YOU BLAME HER?

IT'S THE ONLY THING AROUND
HERE NOT COVERED IN GARLIC.

MR. MOSEBY,
DON'T BE ALARMED,

BUT THERE IS A SEA CREATURE WITH
TEETH THE SIZE OF SURFBOARDS

UNDER THE BOAT
THIS VERY MINUTE!

- DID YOU SEE IT?
- NO.

- DID YOU GET A PICTURE OF IT?
- NO.

- DO YOU HAVE PROOF OF ANY KIND?
- YES.

THIS.

WOW, I'LL CALL
THE NEWSPAPERS,

AND TELL THEM
YOU DISCOVERED ROPE.

NO, GURDY BIT IT.
ASK BAILEY.

- TELL HIM.
- WELL...

- IT COULD HAVE BEEN GURDY.
- SEE?

OR A SHARK.

- WHO ASKED YOU?
- UH, YOU DID.

UH, YOU COULD HAVE
BACKED ME UP.

UH, I'LL LEAVE
YOU TWO ALONE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
DIDN'T JUST SUPPORT ME.

IT'S NOT ME. THE EVIDENCE
DIDN'T SUPPORT YOU.

WELL, I'LL HAVE
YOU KNOW

MY RESEARCH
IS AIRTIGHT.

I READ A HISTORY
OF THE AREA,

SAW A CAVE PAINTING
DEPICTING THE SEA MONSTER

AND INTERVIEWED
SEVERAL NATIVES.

GREAT, LET ME KNOW WHEN
YOU INTERVIEW GURDY.

BUT THAT'S NOT RESEARCH.
THAT'S A HUNCH.

OH, WELL,
SOMETIMES

THE GREATEST DISCOVERIES
ARE BASED ON A HUNCH.

SCIENCE ISN'T
ONLY HARD FACT.

IT ALSO IS IMAGINATION.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
I HAVE TONS OF IMAGINATION.

I ONCE WROTE A MUSICAL FOR
ALL THE MICE IN OUR BARN.

YEAH?
HOW DID THAT GO?

IT WAS FANTASTIC...

UNTIL THE CAT
ATE OUR STAR...

RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF HIS BIG JAZZ NUMBER.

POOR SQUEAKERS.

- ZACK?
- HMM?

WHY DO YOU HAVE
A PIECE OF SOGGY MEAT

WITH A BOBBER?

BECAUSE I'M
GALAPAGOS GURDY.

( gasps )
CONGRATULATIONS!

YOU GOT THE LEAD
IN THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL.

NO, IT'S NOT
A MUSICAL.

IT'S A SCIENCE PROJECT--
CODY AND BAILEY'S--

AND I'M MESSING
WITH IT.

HOW COME?

BECAUSE,
YOUNG WOODCHIP,

THEY ABANDONED US

AND MADE US DO
OUR OWN WORK.

BUT ISN'T IT BETTER FOR US
TO DO THE WORK OURSELVES,

SO WE ACTUALLY LEARN SOMETHING
AND GROW AS PEOPLE?

AND I'M ENJOYING
BEING SELF-SUFFICIENT.

IT'S GIVEN ME A SENSE OF
PRIDE AND ACCOMPLISHMENT.

I CAN'T TALK
TO YOU PEOPLE.

...DOING HERE?

BEAKER "A": NOTHING.

BEAKER "B": NOTHING.

BEAKER "C":
WHOA MAMA.

BEAKER "C"
REPRESENT!

WHOA.

( chuckling )

( clears throat )

YOU'D BETTER HAVE A GOOD REASON
FOR DITCHING THE GROUP,

OR NEXT TIME YOUR MOTHER
CALLS, SHE'LL HEAR,

"ZACK MARTIN? I'M AFRAID
WE HAVE NO RECORD OF HIM."

OH YEAH, I CAN
MAKE THAT HAPPEN.

( evil chuckle )

I HAVE
AN EXCELLENT REASON.

I'M MESSING WITH
CODY'S PROJECT AGAIN.

OH, OKAY.

- OOH, IT'S HIDEOUS.
- IT'S JUST A TOY.

- IT'S A HIDEOUS TOY.
- HERE, HOLD THIS CAMERA

AND TAKE A PICTURE
OF GURDY.

MORE TO THE LEFT.
MORE TO THE RIGHT.

- MORE SCARY.
- ( growls )

- ( screams ) NOT THAT SCARY!
- JUST TAKE THE PICTURE.

- GOT IT.
- ( cell rings )

OH, I JUST GOT
A TEXT FROM WOODY.

- IT SAYS, "HELP."
- THEN GO HELP HIM.

BUT I'M THE BOSS
AND BOSSES DON'T WORK.

THEY BOSS.

THEN WHY DON'T YOU BOSS
YOURSELF TO GO HELP?

OOH, I CAN DO THAT.

LONDON, GO HELP WOODY.
GOOD?

PERFECT.

OH, AND BY THE WAY, LONDON, I
ORDER YOU TO BE MORE PRETTY.

I'M AFRAID THAT'S
IMPOSSIBLE, LONDON.

I KNOW, LONDON. I'M
JUST KIDDING WITH YOU.

( giggles )

OKAY, BOSS LADY'S HERE.

WHAT'S THE
"BIG PROBLEM"?

( muffled )
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA
TELL ME, FORGET IT.

WHOA!

CODY, YOU KNOW
WHAT'S GREAT

ABOUT SITTING OUT HERE
ALL NIGHT WITH YOU?

- WHAT?
- NOTHING.

I SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS
REPORT ON PENGUINS.

YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT PENGUINS?
THEY'RE REAL.

WELL, I'M NOT
GIVING UP.

I HAVE CONFIDENCE THAT
BEFORE THIS NIGHT IS OUT,

GURDY WILL
SHOW HERSELF.

- UH, CODY.
- NO NO NO NO NO.

I DON'T WANT ANYMORE OF YOUR
NEGATIVITY, NONBELIEVER.

- CODY.
- JUST WALK AWAY

AND DO YOUR REPORT ON YOUR
PRECIOUS LITTLE PENGUINS.

DON'T HIT ME!
DON'T HIT ME!

( reel ratcheting )

- SWEET SEA MONSTER.
- WHAT DO WE DO?

PULL UP THE CAMERA.
FORGET THE POLE.

( panting )

THIS IS IT.
NEXT STOP:

THE COVER OF
"SCIENCE MONTHLY,"

OR AT THE VERY LEAST,

"SEA MONSTER FANCY."

WE GOT IT.
A PICTURE...

OF GALAPAGOS GURDY!

I HATE TO PUT
A DAMPER ON THINGS,

- BUT IS THAT A NOSE?
- OF COURSE IT'S A NOSE.

WHAT'S SHE GONNA BREATHE OUT OF?
HER EYES?

IT'S A HUMAN NOSE.

WHAT YOU TALKIN'
ABOUT, BAILEY?

( mutters )
ZACK.

( laughs )

WHAT ARE YOU
LAUGHING AT?

COME ON, LIGHTEN UP, CODY.
IT'S FUNNY.

WELL, EXCUSE ME
IF I DON'T LAUGH

BECAUSE MY BROTHER HAS
RUINED MY LIFE'S WORK.

YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ON
THIS SINCE TUESDAY.

IT WOULD BE YOUR LIFE'S WORK
IF YOU WERE A FRUIT FLY.

- YOU'VE BEEN AGAINST ME FROM THE START.
- NO, I HAVE NOT.

YOU'VE LET YOUR EMOTIONS GET IN THE
WAY OF YOUR SCIENTIFIC DETACHMENT.

( sobbing ) NO ONE IS
MORE EMOTIONALLY DETACHED

THAN I AM.

THAT'S IT. I'M GOING BACK TO MY
ROOM NOW TO WRITE MY REPORT.

AND I'M GOING TO STATE
MY TWO MAJOR FINDINGS--

ONE, THERE IS NO
GALAPAGOS GURDY;

AND TWO, MY PROJECT
PARTNER IS A MAJOR LOON!

- ( clicks ) - AND I HAVE
A PICTURE TO PROVE IT.

STREAKS STREAKS
STREAKS!

NO NO NO. THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT.

( screams )

WOULD YOU JUST
GO THAT WAY?

OH.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

UH, MY SCIENCE PROJECT.

ISN'T THAT CODY'S
UNDERWATER CAMERA?

MAYBE.

YOU'RE SABOTAGING
YOUR BROTHER'S PROJECT.

CODY AND I USUALLY WORK
AS A TEAM ON PROJECTS,

BUT THIS TIME
HE ABANDONED ME.

HE'S ALREADY DISCOVERED
GALAPAGOS GURDY.

BUT NOW HE'S GOING TO FIND
ONE OF HER BABIES.

HERE, AND YOU CAN HELP.

NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO.

I WILL DO
NO SUCH THING.

I AM NOT GOING TO HELP YOU
UNDERMINE YOUR BROTHER'S HARD WORK

SIMPLY BECAUSE
YOU'RE LAZY.

( stammering )
LAZY? EXCUSE ME?

I HAD TO LUG
THIS COSTUME

ALL THE WAY FROM
THE PARTY ROOM.

HAVE YOU EVER
CONSIDERED HOW

YOUR BROTHER'S GOING TO FEEL
IF YOU DO THIS?

NOPE.

YOU KNOW, THERE'S A WORD
FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

IS IT "MACHO"?

NO, IT'S "SELFISH."

LOOK, I KNOW
MY BROTHER

AND HE WON'T HOLD
THIS AGAINST ME.

- MM-HMM.
- ( clicking )

"ZACK, I'LL HATE YOUR FOREVER.
CODY."

YOU THINK
HE'S SERIOUS?

"P.S. I'M SERIOUS."

HERE, GURDY.

WHO'S A GOOD SEA MONSTER?
YOU ARE.

YES, YOU ARE.

I'VE LOST MY MIND.

SCIENTIFICALLY SPEAKING,
I CONCUR.

BAILEY, YOU WERE RIGHT.

I WAS STUPID TO THINK
THAT GURDY EVER EXISTED.

LOOK, I KNOW HOW
DISAPPOINTED YOU MUST BE.

NO, YOU DON'T.

HEY, MY GREAT UNCLE CLEM TRIED TO
TRACK DOWN BIGFOOT FOR 20 YEARS.

HE HAD CASTS
OF GIANT FOOTPRINTS,

SAMPLES OF HAIR.
THEN, ONE DAY,

JUST WHEN HE WAS
ABOUT TO GIVE UP,

- HE FOUND HIS ANSWER.
- HE FOUND BIGFOOT?

NOPE, IT TURNS OUT THERE'S
THIS REALLY HAIRY WOMAN

IN THE NEXT TOWN OVER
WITH SIZE 28 FEET

WHO LIKES TO HIKE.

THAT'S A LOVELY STORY.

BUT SHOCKINGLY, IT DOESN'T
MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER.

THE POINT IS, WHILE I REALIZE A GOOD
SCIENTIST MUST HAVE A LOGICAL MIND...

HE MUST ALSO HAVE
A TOUCH OF THE POET.

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE SLAP SOMETHING
TOGETHER ABOUT PENGUINS

AND TRY
AND SALVAGE OUR "A"?

I ALREADY WROTE IT UP AND I
COULD PUT YOUR NAME ON IT.

WELL, IF YOU DID THAT,
I WOULD BE TAKING CREDIT

AND I WOULDN'T HAVE
DONE ANY OF THE WORK.

I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TOO
DISAPPOINTED ABOUT GURDY.

WELL, IF I HAD TO HAVE MY
NOBEL-PRIZE DREAM SHATTERED,

- I'M GLAD IT WAS WITH YOU.
- THANK YOU.

BESIDES, I GUESS SOME
LEGENDS ARE JUST LEGENDS.

( splashes )

WHOA!

WHAT HAPPENED?

IT'S OUR SCIENCE
PROJECT.

WE CREATED IT
WITH MY POWER MEGA SMOOTHIE.

WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE A WEED
WHACKER ON YOU, WOULD YOU?

Woody:
DON'T PULL ON IT.

IT ONLY MAKES
IT ANGRY.

DON'T WORRY. I KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT TO DO.

- OH.
- ( all chuckle )

I'LL GO SLEEP
IN ZACK'S ROOM.

All: HUH?

THIS IS AWFUL.

DON'T WORRY. WE'LL FIND A
WAY TO GET OUT OF THIS.

NO, I MEANT I HAVE
AN ITCH ON MY NOSE.

THANK YOU,
VINE MONSTER.

( giggles )

( all scream )

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