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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,270 --> 00:00:06,604 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ONLY HAVE TWO DAYS IN ATHENS. 2 00:00:06,639 --> 00:00:08,307 HOW ARE WE GONNA FIT IN ALL THE GREAT MUSEUMS? 3 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:11,676 EASY. WE NEED TO GET THE BUS DRIVER TO GO 2,000 MILES PER HOUR. 4 00:00:13,713 --> 00:00:15,413 OR WE CAN CUT OUT THE MUSEUMS ENTIRELY 5 00:00:15,448 --> 00:00:16,749 AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE BEACH. 6 00:00:16,783 --> 00:00:18,784 ( tone sounds ) 7 00:00:18,818 --> 00:00:22,087 UH, CODY, WHY DO YOU HAVE A GIANT NOSE SCREENSAVER? 8 00:00:23,856 --> 00:00:25,323 THAT'S ARWIN CALLING! 9 00:00:25,357 --> 00:00:27,893 - Hey, guys! - HEY, ARWIN! 10 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:30,762 ARWIN, BACK UP. YOUR NOSE HAIRS LOOK LIKE JUNGLE. 11 00:00:30,797 --> 00:00:33,365 Sorry. Hey, do I have any bats in the cave? 12 00:00:33,399 --> 00:00:35,700 Huh? Check it out! 13 00:00:35,735 --> 00:00:37,770 SO YOU'RE THE FAMOUS ARWIN! 14 00:00:37,772 --> 00:00:39,137 Guys, you didn't tell me there was a girl there! 15 00:00:39,171 --> 00:00:41,540 I'm all up in my nose! 16 00:00:41,574 --> 00:00:42,974 DON'T WORRY. SHE WON'T BITE. 17 00:00:43,009 --> 00:00:45,310 I'M BAILEY. I DON'T SUPPOSE THE BOYS HAVE MENTIONED ME. 18 00:00:45,344 --> 00:00:46,845 Are you kidding? 19 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,047 Cody sent me a nine-page email 20 00:00:49,081 --> 00:00:51,316 just about your hair. 21 00:00:51,350 --> 00:00:54,486 Cody: UH, THAT WAS A TYPO. 22 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:57,522 I WASN'T WRITING ABOUT BAILEY'S HAIR. 23 00:00:57,556 --> 00:00:59,458 IT WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY... 24 00:00:59,492 --> 00:01:01,459 "DAILY BEAR" 25 00:01:01,494 --> 00:01:04,129 WHICH IS A COLUMN I WRITE ABOUT BEARS... 26 00:01:05,531 --> 00:01:06,731 DAILY. 27 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:10,368 Nice save! 28 00:01:10,402 --> 00:01:12,637 Hey, your mom told me 29 00:01:12,672 --> 00:01:14,572 you're going to the museum of Greek antiquities! 30 00:01:14,606 --> 00:01:16,308 My cousin works there. You gotta look him up. 31 00:01:16,342 --> 00:01:19,377 His name's Milos Hakakopolis. 32 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:21,012 ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S HE LIKE? 33 00:01:21,046 --> 00:01:24,116 He's a little quirky, awkward, clumsy, nothing like me. 34 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:26,985 Here we go. 35 00:01:30,356 --> 00:01:33,458 OH AY OH, OH AY OH 36 00:01:36,028 --> 00:01:38,730 COME ALONG WITH ME 37 00:01:38,764 --> 00:01:40,131 AND LET'S HEAD OUT TO SEE 38 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:41,533 WHAT THIS WORLD HAS 39 00:01:41,567 --> 00:01:44,135 FOR YOU AND FOR ME NOW 40 00:01:44,169 --> 00:01:46,538 WHICHEVER WAY THE WIND BLOWS 41 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:48,107 - WE SAY... - HEY-HO, LET'S GO! 42 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:50,475 - OH AY OH - THIS BOAT'S ROCKING 43 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:54,946 - OH AY OH - AIN'T NO STOPPING US NOW 44 00:01:54,980 --> 00:01:56,715 'CAUSE WE'RE LIVING THE SUITE LIFE 45 00:01:56,749 --> 00:01:59,517 - OH AY OH - THIS BOAT'S ROCKING 46 00:01:59,552 --> 00:02:03,122 - OH AY OH - ROCKING THE WHOLE WORLD ROUND 47 00:02:03,124 --> 00:02:06,858 AND WE'RE LIVING THE SUITE LIFE NOW 48 00:02:06,892 --> 00:02:08,826 HEY HO! OH AY OH 49 00:02:08,861 --> 00:02:09,828 LET'S GO! 50 00:02:16,235 --> 00:02:18,136 AH, LONDON, THERE YOU ARE. 51 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:20,738 YOUR FATHER HAS FUNDED A NEW EXHIBIT 52 00:02:20,773 --> 00:02:22,474 AT THE MUSEUM OF GREEK ANTIQUITIES, 53 00:02:22,508 --> 00:02:24,342 AND HE WANTS YOU TO GIVE A SPEECH. 54 00:02:24,377 --> 00:02:26,811 OKAY. MAKING SPEECHES IS EASY FOR ME. 55 00:02:26,846 --> 00:02:29,281 I'VE BEEN TALKING SINCE I WAS NINE. 56 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:32,084 WELL, YOU HAVE A DAY TO WORK ON IT. 57 00:02:32,118 --> 00:02:33,251 OH, PLEASE. I COULD GIVE IT NOW. 58 00:02:33,285 --> 00:02:35,453 AHEM. 59 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:37,389 MY DADDY PAID FOR THIS EXHIBIT 60 00:02:37,423 --> 00:02:38,756 TO SHOW BORING OLD STUFF, 61 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:40,526 WHICH APPARENTLY YOUR COUNTRY IS FILLED WITH. ENJOY! 62 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:44,963 - SEE? - LONDON, YOU HAVE TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. 63 00:02:44,997 --> 00:02:47,065 YOU ARE THE SOLE HEIR TO TIPTON INDUSTRIES. 64 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:49,968 ONE DAY YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FILL YOUR FATHER'S SHOES. 65 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,703 EW! THEY'RE BIG, BROWN AND CLUNKY! 66 00:02:51,737 --> 00:02:52,504 ( growls ) JUST WRITE THE SPEECH! 67 00:02:56,675 --> 00:02:59,277 MR. MOSEBY, 68 00:02:59,311 --> 00:03:01,546 YOU DON'T NURTURE CHILDREN BY BULLYING THEM. 69 00:03:01,580 --> 00:03:03,882 LONDON RESPONDS BETTER TO GENTLE ENCOURAGEMENT 70 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:06,485 AND STICKERS, 71 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:08,720 ESPECIALLY THE SHINY GOLD STARS. 72 00:03:08,754 --> 00:03:12,089 MISS TUTWEILLER, IF YOU CAN GET A SPEECH OUT OF LONDON, 73 00:03:12,124 --> 00:03:14,325 BE MY GUEST. BUT IF YOU CAN'T, 74 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,094 MR. TIPTON IS GOING TO PUT A FROWNY-FACE STICKER 75 00:03:16,128 --> 00:03:17,429 ON YOUR FINAL PAYCHECK. 76 00:03:19,765 --> 00:03:22,134 LONDON, LET'S WORK ON YOUR SPEECH. 77 00:03:22,168 --> 00:03:23,301 - I HAVE SHINY GOLD STARS! - ( gasps ) 78 00:03:33,179 --> 00:03:36,180 WOW! THESE ARTIFACTS ARE BREATH-TAKING. 79 00:03:36,215 --> 00:03:38,617 HARDLY. I'M PRETTIER THAN HER. 80 00:03:38,651 --> 00:03:40,352 PRETTIER THAN HER. 81 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:42,153 PRETTIER THAN HER. 82 00:03:42,188 --> 00:03:43,454 ( gasps ) HEY, ZACK! 83 00:03:43,489 --> 00:03:44,723 THREE OLD UGLY TRIPLETS! 84 00:03:46,659 --> 00:03:50,495 YOU KNOW, YOU'D THINK IN A FANCY PLACE LIKE THIS 85 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:53,264 THEY COULD AT LEAST AFFORD STATUES WITH ARMS. 86 00:03:53,298 --> 00:03:55,467 ZACK, THEY'RE THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD. 87 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:56,868 OKAY, THEIR ARMS'D HAVE A LITTLE FLAB HANGING DOWN. 88 00:03:58,904 --> 00:04:01,038 ( gasps ) WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SCULPTURE. 89 00:04:01,073 --> 00:04:02,908 WHAT A MAGNIFICENT VASE! 90 00:04:02,942 --> 00:04:04,442 ( gasps ) WHAT A HOT GUY! 91 00:04:04,476 --> 00:04:06,677 LONDON, YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY SOME 92 00:04:06,712 --> 00:04:08,813 OF THE WORLD'S MOST MAGNIFICENT PIECES OF ART. 93 00:04:08,847 --> 00:04:10,448 HOW ARE YOU GONNA BE DISTRACTED BY-- 94 00:04:10,482 --> 00:04:13,218 SWEET POTATO PIE. 95 00:04:15,621 --> 00:04:17,822 I WOULDN'T MIND LOOKING FOR A PENNY IN HAYSTACK WITH HIM. 96 00:04:21,894 --> 00:04:23,928 LOOK AT HER DROOLING OVER HIM 97 00:04:23,962 --> 00:04:26,131 LIKE HE'S SOME KIND OF GREEK ADONIS. 98 00:04:26,165 --> 00:04:27,899 HELLO, MY NAME IS ADONIS. 99 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:31,336 I WILL BE YOUR STUDENT TOUR GUIDE. 100 00:04:31,370 --> 00:04:32,937 COME. 101 00:04:32,972 --> 00:04:34,573 FOLLOW ME. 102 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,041 ( giggles ) 103 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:40,645 THIS GUY MIGHT MESS UP MY SIX-MONTH PLAN TO WIN BAILEY. 104 00:04:40,679 --> 00:04:43,648 THIS IS MONTH ONE, SO WE HAVE TO GET TO AT LEAST HAND-HOLDING. 105 00:04:43,682 --> 00:04:45,117 ( giggles ) 106 00:04:45,151 --> 00:04:48,052 DUDE, WHILE YOU'RE WORKING ON YOUR SIX-MONTH PLAN, 107 00:04:48,086 --> 00:04:49,154 THIS GUY'S JUST WORKING IT. 108 00:04:51,390 --> 00:04:54,025 AND TOMORROW, WE'LL BE UNVEILING A NEW EXHIBIT 109 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:56,961 ( chuckles ) GENEROUSLY DONATED BY MR. TIPTON. 110 00:04:56,996 --> 00:04:59,831 - MY DADDY. - IT WILL FEATURE 111 00:04:59,865 --> 00:05:03,601 THE RECENTLY-UNEARTHED AMULET OF APHRODITE. 112 00:05:03,635 --> 00:05:05,403 OOH, I LOVE A GOOD AMULET, 113 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:07,439 ESPECIALLY WITH EGG WHITES FILLED WITH LOW-FAT CHEESE AND MUSHROOMS. 114 00:05:09,641 --> 00:05:11,943 LONDON, THAT'S AN OMELET. 115 00:05:11,977 --> 00:05:14,345 THE AMULET IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ARTIFACT... 116 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:16,280 FOUND IN THE LAST HUNDRED YEARS 117 00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:17,816 ACCORDING TO GREEK MYTHOLOGY, 118 00:05:17,850 --> 00:05:20,485 THIS IS THE NECKLACE THE ZEUS GAVE TO HIS DAUGHTER APHRODITE 119 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:21,719 WHEN SHE WAS BORN FROM THE SEA. 120 00:05:21,753 --> 00:05:23,621 I WAS GONNA SAY THAT. 121 00:05:23,655 --> 00:05:25,490 ME TOO, 122 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:28,292 BUT IT SOUNDS SO MUCH BETTER COMING FROM YOUR LIPS. 123 00:05:28,327 --> 00:05:30,395 - ( giggles ) - ( mock giggles ) 124 00:05:32,598 --> 00:05:36,634 HEY, TOUR GUY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TELLING US WHAT STUFF IS. 125 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:39,203 WHAT'S THIS? 126 00:05:39,238 --> 00:05:41,005 THAT IS A FIRE EXTINGUISHER. 127 00:05:44,243 --> 00:05:45,110 THANK YOU. 128 00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:48,279 WANT ME TO TAKE YOUR PICTURE IN FRONT OF IT? 129 00:05:50,616 --> 00:05:51,817 WILL YOU JOIN ME ON OUR ROOFTOP GARDEN 130 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:56,220 TO WATCH THE GOD HELIOS PULL THE SUN ACROSS THE SKY? 131 00:05:56,255 --> 00:06:00,024 AS IT SETS, IT WINKS GOOD NIGHT TO YOU 132 00:06:00,058 --> 00:06:02,527 THROUGH THE PILLARS OF THE ACROPOLIS. 133 00:06:02,561 --> 00:06:04,095 ( giggles ) OKAY. 134 00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:10,402 OH, HE IS SMOOTH. 135 00:06:10,436 --> 00:06:11,469 I MEAN, I'M THINKING ABOUT GOING. 136 00:06:13,772 --> 00:06:15,907 HOW AM I GOING TO COMPETE WITH THIS GUY? 137 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:19,177 WELL, BAILEY LOVES GREEK STUFF-- 138 00:06:19,211 --> 00:06:21,780 YOU KNOW, THE PARTHENON, THE AMULET, ADONIS. 139 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:23,181 WHY DON'T YOU GET HER A GIFT? 140 00:06:23,215 --> 00:06:24,116 YOU CAN PROBABLY AFFORD THIS. 141 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:26,384 IT LOOKS USED. 142 00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:28,520 WHY AREN'T THERE ANY PRICE TAGS ON THESE THINGS? 143 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:30,054 PUT THAT DOWN! IT IS VERY FRAGILE! 144 00:06:30,089 --> 00:06:31,623 I GOT IT, I GOT IT! ( gasps ) 145 00:06:33,459 --> 00:06:36,695 YOU GOT IT! THANK YOU, KIND STRANGER. 146 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:39,631 NO PROBLEM. I'M CODY. THIS IS ZACK. 147 00:06:39,665 --> 00:06:42,133 YOU MUST BE MILOS, ARWIN'S COUSIN. 148 00:06:42,167 --> 00:06:43,534 ( gasps ) HOW DID YOU KNOW? 149 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:45,369 HERE WE ARE GOING. 150 00:06:45,404 --> 00:06:46,538 ( loud crash, clattering ) 151 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:48,406 LUCKY GUESS? 152 00:06:50,475 --> 00:06:53,177 I LOVE COUSIN ARWIN LIKE MY OWN LIFE. 153 00:06:53,212 --> 00:06:54,412 ( chuckles ) 154 00:06:54,446 --> 00:06:57,315 DID HE HAPPEN TO MENTION 155 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,417 - ANYTHING ABOUT ME OWING HIM MONEY? - NO. 156 00:06:59,451 --> 00:07:02,120 HE IS A LYING PIG! 157 00:07:02,154 --> 00:07:03,154 DID YOU SAY NO? 158 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:07,692 NEVER MIND. 159 00:07:07,726 --> 00:07:10,362 SO YOU SAVE THE VASE. 160 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:12,430 IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN REPAY YOU? 161 00:07:15,334 --> 00:07:17,702 UH, I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS THIS GIRL I KNOW. 162 00:07:17,736 --> 00:07:20,405 IS THERE ANYTHING IN THE MUSEUM'S GIFT SHOP THAT GIRLS REALLY LOVE? 163 00:07:20,439 --> 00:07:22,606 OOH, UH-- AH! COME, COME. 164 00:07:22,641 --> 00:07:24,542 FOLLOW ME. 165 00:07:24,576 --> 00:07:27,244 THE SOUVENIR REPLICA 166 00:07:27,279 --> 00:07:30,048 OF THE AMULET OF APHRODITE. 167 00:07:30,082 --> 00:07:33,351 AND YOUR BELOVED WILL BE THE FIRST TO HAVE ONE 168 00:07:33,385 --> 00:07:35,820 BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT ON SALE YET. 169 00:07:35,854 --> 00:07:37,355 EXCELLENT. THANK YOU, MILOS. 170 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:41,259 SO, MILOS, WHAT'S YOUR ACTUAL JOB HERE AT THE MUSEUM. 171 00:07:41,293 --> 00:07:43,394 AH, WELL... ( chuckles ) 172 00:07:43,428 --> 00:07:45,230 I AM IN CHARGE OF MANY THINGS. 173 00:07:45,264 --> 00:07:48,366 MILOS, THE TOILET ON THE SECOND FLOOR IS BACKED UP AGAIN. 174 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:49,767 THIS IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS. 175 00:07:49,801 --> 00:07:51,903 Curator: DO IT NOW. 176 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,204 TOMORROW THE MUSEUM WILL BE STUFFED WITH PEOPLE 177 00:07:53,238 --> 00:07:54,506 LIKE RICE INTO A GRAPE LEAF 178 00:07:54,540 --> 00:07:56,674 ALL HERE TO SEE 179 00:07:56,709 --> 00:07:59,443 THE AMULET OF APHRODITE. 180 00:07:59,478 --> 00:08:02,280 ( mimicking angelic chorus ) 181 00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:11,589 TOILET. RIGHT. 182 00:08:12,524 --> 00:08:14,091 OH NO! 183 00:08:20,866 --> 00:08:21,833 ( mimicking angelic chorus ) 184 00:08:27,639 --> 00:08:29,841 EXCUSE ME! ARE YOU BUSY? 185 00:08:29,875 --> 00:08:32,410 GOOD. I'VE BEEN WORKING ON MY SPEECH. 186 00:08:32,444 --> 00:08:34,713 AND IF I SAY SO MYSELF, IT IS VERY MOVING. 187 00:08:34,747 --> 00:08:36,614 I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR. 188 00:08:36,648 --> 00:08:38,849 AHEM. 189 00:08:38,884 --> 00:08:41,386 FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO, 190 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:43,054 - OUR FATHERS BROUGHT FORTH-- - WAIT! 191 00:08:43,088 --> 00:08:45,656 WAIT A MINUTE. 192 00:08:45,690 --> 00:08:47,325 ABRAHAM LINCOLN ALREADY GAVE THAT SPEECH. 193 00:08:47,359 --> 00:08:50,695 YEAH, BUT IT WAS SO LONG AGO. NOBODY REMEMBERS IT. 194 00:08:50,729 --> 00:08:51,729 YOU CAN'T STEAL A SPEECH! 195 00:08:54,499 --> 00:08:55,433 ( calmly ) YOU NEED TO WRITE YOUR OWN. 196 00:09:03,075 --> 00:09:05,577 I REALLY HAVE TO WRITE THE SPEECH ALL BY MYSELF? 197 00:09:07,145 --> 00:09:08,212 ( crying ) 198 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:15,419 ALL RIGHT, I'LL HELP YOU. 199 00:09:15,454 --> 00:09:17,055 GREAT! SO YOU'LL WRITE THE SPEECH FOR ME? 200 00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:19,523 NO, BUT WE'LL GO TO THE LIBRARY. 201 00:09:19,558 --> 00:09:20,825 THEN YOU'LL WRITE THE SPEECH FOR ME? 202 00:09:20,859 --> 00:09:23,028 NO, BUT WE'LL DO SOME RESEARCH ON GREEK CULTURE. 203 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,896 THEN YOU'LL WRITE THE SPEECH FOR ME? 204 00:09:24,930 --> 00:09:25,730 I'M GONNA PUT A STICKER OVER YOUR MOUTH. 205 00:09:25,764 --> 00:09:26,798 THEN YOU'LL WRITE THE SPEECH FOR ME? 206 00:09:26,832 --> 00:09:28,099 - NOW WILL YOU WRITE THE SPEECH FOR ME? - NO! 207 00:09:29,601 --> 00:09:31,836 HI, BAILEY. 208 00:09:31,870 --> 00:09:34,138 I SEE YOU'RE DRINKING A PRUNE WHIZZ-- 209 00:09:34,172 --> 00:09:35,306 GREAT FOR COLON HEALTH. 210 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:44,983 SO LISTEN, I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU ENJOYED THE MUSEUM TODAY, 211 00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:47,451 SO I GOT YOU THIS SOUVENIR AMULET OF APHRODITE. 212 00:09:47,486 --> 00:09:50,088 WOW, I LOVE IT! THANKS, CODY. 213 00:09:57,830 --> 00:10:00,431 YES, A HUG! I'M TWO MONTHS AHEAD OF SCHEDULE. 214 00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:10,908 - GUYS, GUYS! - MILOS! 215 00:10:10,942 --> 00:10:12,343 LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN A HURRY. 216 00:10:12,377 --> 00:10:14,745 I JUST FOUND OUT! 217 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,681 THE GIFT YOU GAVE YOUR BELOVED-- 218 00:10:16,715 --> 00:10:19,517 THE SOUVENIR AMULET OF APHRODITE? 219 00:10:19,551 --> 00:10:21,653 IT IS THE REAL ONE! 220 00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:23,554 OH MY GOSH. HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?! 221 00:10:23,588 --> 00:10:25,623 THE ONE AT THE MUSEUM SAYS "MADE IN CHINA." 222 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:29,760 IF THEY FIND OUT, I WILL BE FIRED! IT'S TERRIBLE. 223 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,195 - THAT'S AWFUL. - IT'S TRAGIC! 224 00:10:31,229 --> 00:10:31,829 I'M GONNA GO GRAB A BURGER. 225 00:10:33,865 --> 00:10:35,333 - ZACK! - AFTER THEY FIRE ME, 226 00:10:35,367 --> 00:10:35,900 THEY WILL SEND YOU TO PRISON! 227 00:10:37,703 --> 00:10:40,972 GREEK PRISON IS VERY VERY BAD. 228 00:10:41,006 --> 00:10:43,007 THE PHILO PASTRY 229 00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:45,109 IS HARDLY FAKE AT ALL. 230 00:10:46,545 --> 00:10:50,481 PLUS, PRISON LOOKS REALLY BAD ON A COLLEGE APPLICATION. 231 00:10:50,515 --> 00:10:52,050 OOH, THAT'S A YOU PROBLEM. 232 00:11:03,462 --> 00:11:05,829 LONDON, HOW'S YOUR SPEECH GOING? 233 00:11:05,864 --> 00:11:07,398 I HAVE THE BEGINNING. AHEM. 234 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:10,201 "LADIES AND." 235 00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:15,506 - YES? - THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT... 236 00:11:15,540 --> 00:11:16,741 SO FAR. 237 00:11:19,477 --> 00:11:20,244 TO BE FAIR, IT IS SOME OF HER BEST WORK. 238 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:23,381 SHE MISSPELLED "LADIES." 239 00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:29,920 LONDON, WHERE DO YOU HEAR THE LETTER "Q" IN "LADIES"? 240 00:11:29,954 --> 00:11:31,289 IT'S A SILENT "Q." ( scoffs ) 241 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:34,925 OH DEAR. 242 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,362 LONDON, YOU CANNOT PUT THIS OFF ANY LONGER. 243 00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:39,130 YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO DO THE WORK. 244 00:11:39,164 --> 00:11:40,431 THAT MEANS READING ABOUT GREEK MYTHOLOGY. 245 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:42,433 UGH. BORING. 246 00:11:42,467 --> 00:11:44,035 WHO CARES ABOUT THESE PEOPLE ANYWAY? 247 00:11:44,069 --> 00:11:45,837 IF YOU READ THE BOOK, YOU MIGHT. 248 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:49,741 MAYBE YOU'LL FIND SOMETHING THAT YOU RELATE TO 249 00:11:49,775 --> 00:11:51,075 THAT INSPIRES YOUR SPEECH. 250 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:54,011 OKAY, FINE, I'LL READ. BUT THERE'D BETTER BE PICTURES. 251 00:11:57,682 --> 00:11:59,817 I GOT IT. 252 00:11:59,851 --> 00:12:02,420 I WILL DISTRACT BAILEY WITH A GREEK DANCE. 253 00:12:02,454 --> 00:12:06,857 ( hums Greek tune ) 254 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:10,461 THEN YOU HIT HER WITH A SHEEP BLADDER. 255 00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:14,331 THEN YOU RIP THE AMULET FROM HER NECK! HA HA! 256 00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:17,101 OR I JUST ASK FOR IT BACK. 257 00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:19,037 - CAN I STILL DANCE? - SURE. 258 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:21,139 YA PA! 259 00:12:24,342 --> 00:12:27,311 HI, BAILEY, THIS IS KIND OF AWKWARD, BUT-- 260 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:29,747 CODY, I LOVE THIS NECKLACE SO MUCH 261 00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:31,616 IF I LIVE TO BE 100, I'LL NEVER TAKE IT OFF. 262 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:34,418 ( chuckles ) HAPPY 101st BIRTHDAY. 263 00:12:35,587 --> 00:12:36,821 HUH? 264 00:12:36,855 --> 00:12:39,490 LOOK, BY MISTAKE, 265 00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:42,693 I GAVE YOU THE REAL AMULET OF APHRODITE. 266 00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:45,563 YOU MEAN THIS IS THE ACTUAL PRICELESS ARTIFACT? 267 00:12:45,597 --> 00:12:47,732 - I WORE IT IN THE HOT TUB! - OH GREAT! 268 00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:48,432 WE'LL BE RETURNING IT CLEAN. 269 00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:53,537 APHRODITE WAS THE GODDESS OF LOVE ( yawns ) 270 00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:55,873 AND BEAUTY, 271 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:58,175 DAUGHTER OF ZEUS-- 272 00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:01,546 ZEUS, ZZZZ. 273 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,614 ( harp playing ) 274 00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:07,185 ( snaps fingers ) 275 00:13:11,890 --> 00:13:14,024 WOW, I LOOK GREAT! 276 00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:15,126 NO WONDER I'M THE GODDESS OF BEAUTY. 277 00:13:19,097 --> 00:13:21,699 GOOD MORNING, APHRODITE! 278 00:13:21,733 --> 00:13:24,535 - HEY, HERMAN. - IT'S HERMES, 279 00:13:24,569 --> 00:13:26,237 - MESSENGER OF THE GODS. - WHATEVER. 280 00:13:26,271 --> 00:13:29,407 I JUST FLEW UP FROM EARTH AND BOY ARE MY WINGED FEET TIRED. 281 00:13:29,441 --> 00:13:31,709 WHEW. 282 00:13:31,743 --> 00:13:34,745 YOU ARE SUCH A WHINER. 283 00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:36,447 I BRING YOU A MESSAGE FROM YOUR FATHER ZEUS. 284 00:13:36,481 --> 00:13:38,650 DON'T TELL ME HE'S MARRYING MEDUSA. 285 00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:40,151 HER HAIR IS HIDEOUS. 286 00:13:40,185 --> 00:13:41,986 NO. 287 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:45,523 HE WANTS YOU TO REPRESENT HIM AT THE COUNCIL OF THE IMMORTALS. 288 00:13:45,557 --> 00:13:47,491 OOH! IS IT ON MOUNT OLYMPUS? 289 00:13:47,525 --> 00:13:49,693 NO, THIS YEAR IT'S IN ATLANTIC CITY. 290 00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:52,530 WHY CAN'T ATHENA DO IT? SHE'S THE SMART ONE. 291 00:13:52,564 --> 00:13:54,064 WELL, HE THINKS YOU'RE SMART TOO. 292 00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:56,200 IT'S JUST THAT YOU HAVEN'T LIVED UP TO YOUR FULL POTENTIAL. 293 00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:58,202 HE THINKS I HAVE POTENTIAL? 294 00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:00,237 - POTENTIALLY. - ( gasps ) 295 00:14:00,271 --> 00:14:02,573 AND AS A TOKEN OF HIS BELIEF, 296 00:14:02,607 --> 00:14:04,809 HE HAS HAD THIS LOVELY AMULET FORGED FOR YOU. 297 00:14:07,779 --> 00:14:09,347 OOH! I DO LOVE A GOOD AMULET, 298 00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:11,816 ESPECIALLY EGG WHITES FILLED WITH LOW-FAT FETA AND MUSHROOMS. 299 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,253 IT'S A GOOD THING YOU'RE PRETTY. 300 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,891 ( gasps ) OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 301 00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:22,927 HE WANTS YOU TO WEAR IT WHEN YOU ADDRESS THE COUNCIL. 302 00:14:22,961 --> 00:14:24,962 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS. 303 00:14:24,996 --> 00:14:25,696 THAT MAKES TWO OF US. 304 00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:29,434 TRIED TO TALK HIM OUT OF IT 305 00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:30,034 AND HE THREW A THUNDERBOLT AT MY BUTT. 306 00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:34,972 DON'T INSULT APHRODITE. 307 00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:37,609 SHE NEEDS UNDERSTANDING, ENCOURAGEMENT, 308 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,710 AND GOLD STARS. 309 00:14:39,744 --> 00:14:43,247 - YOU MEAN STICKERS? - NO, ACTUAL STARS. 310 00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:44,949 - I GET THEM FROM ORION'S BELT. - AH. 311 00:14:44,983 --> 00:14:48,753 CAN'T I JUST KEEP THE AMULET AND FORGET THE SPEECH? 312 00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:50,087 - ( thunderclap booms ) - ( Hermes shrieks ) 313 00:14:53,892 --> 00:14:54,659 I'M GUESSING THAT'S A NO. 314 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,933 SORRY, DADDY. DON'T SMITE ME. 315 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:03,901 ...SMITE ME, SMITE. 316 00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:05,903 LONDON? LONDON. 317 00:15:05,937 --> 00:15:07,004 LONDON! 318 00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:12,009 - ARE YOU OKAY? - YES! 319 00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:13,911 IT JUST HIT ME LIKE A LIGHTNING BOLT. 320 00:15:13,945 --> 00:15:14,912 GOT A SPEECH TO WRITE, HERMAN. 321 00:15:17,482 --> 00:15:19,317 MILOS, YOU WORK AT THE MUSEUM. 322 00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:21,085 WHY CAN'T YOU JUST MAKE THE SWITCH? 323 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,686 - I CAN'T. - OF COURSE HE CAN'T. 324 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:26,224 I'M SURE THERE'S SOME TYPE OF ADVANCED SECURITY SYSTEM-- 325 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:29,092 - MOTION DETECTORS, LASER TRACKERS. - NO. 326 00:15:29,127 --> 00:15:31,562 JUST A BIG HEAVY GLASS CASE. 327 00:15:31,596 --> 00:15:32,730 I CANNOT LIFT IT. I NEED YOUR HELP. 328 00:15:35,033 --> 00:15:35,933 HOW ARE WE GONNA GET PAST THE GUARD? 329 00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:37,801 ( gasps ) 330 00:15:37,835 --> 00:15:40,604 MILOS HAS A BRILLIANT PLAN. 331 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:45,977 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 332 00:15:56,955 --> 00:15:58,723 THIS IS YOUR BRILLIANT IDEA? 333 00:16:00,725 --> 00:16:02,626 BOY AM I GONNA NEED SOME SUN. 334 00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:04,628 HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO STAY LIKE THIS? 335 00:16:04,662 --> 00:16:06,530 I'M STARTING TO CRAMP UP. 336 00:16:06,564 --> 00:16:09,800 JUST UNTIL THEY PUT THE AMULET IN THE CASE. 337 00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:11,368 WHEN THEY ALL LEAVE THE ROOM TO GO TO DINNER, 338 00:16:11,402 --> 00:16:14,972 WE MAKE BIG SWITCH. EVERYTHING KNOCK KNOCK, GOOD GOOD. 339 00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:17,308 THEY ARE COMING. QUICK, ACT LIKE ROCK. 340 00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:20,478 ( speaking Greek ) 341 00:16:23,281 --> 00:16:27,651 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE 342 00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:30,688 TO PLACE THE AMULET OF APHRODITE... 343 00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:36,627 IN A PLACE OF GREAT HONOR WHERE ALL CAN MARVEL AT ITS BEAUTY. 344 00:16:36,661 --> 00:16:39,864 DID SOMEONE SAY BEAUTY? BECAUSE HERE I AM. 345 00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:42,699 AH, THIS IS LONDON TIPTON, 346 00:16:42,734 --> 00:16:44,935 THE DAUGHTER OF OUR GENEROUS BENEFACTOR. 347 00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:48,939 ( sneezes ) 348 00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:50,741 - BLESS YOU. - AH, THANK YOU. 349 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:59,116 AHEM, LADIES AND QENTLEMEN. 350 00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:00,618 GET READY TO FLEE THE COUNTRY QUICKLY. 351 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:06,057 LEGEND SAYS THIS AMULET WAS GIVEN BY ZEUS TO HIS DAUGHTER APHRODITE. 352 00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:06,991 PERHAPS IT WAS BECAUSE SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL 353 00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:09,159 LIKE ME. 354 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,395 OF COURSE, I'M NOT A GODDESS... OFFICIALLY. 355 00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:15,533 I'VE GOT TO GO TO THE LITTLE STATUE'S ROOM. 356 00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:18,068 SHH. STATUES DON'T GO TO THE BATHROOM. 357 00:17:18,102 --> 00:17:19,770 WELL, THIS ROCK HAS TO MAKE PEBBLES. 358 00:17:24,575 --> 00:17:29,013 MR. MOSEBY, DO THE FACES ON THOSE STATUES LOOK FAMILIAR TO YOU? 359 00:17:30,915 --> 00:17:31,949 HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM? 360 00:17:34,519 --> 00:17:37,588 I LIKE TO THINK I KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO WALK IN HER SHOES. 361 00:17:37,622 --> 00:17:40,691 I MEAN, EVERYONE THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST A PRETTY GIRL WITH A POWERFUL DADDY, 362 00:17:40,725 --> 00:17:42,360 BUT IT TURNS OUT SHE WAS MORE THAN THAT. 363 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:46,063 I THINK ZEUS GAVE HER THE AMULET BECAUSE HE WAS PROUD OF HER, 364 00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:48,766 JUST AS I'M PROUD TO REPRESENT MY DADDY TODAY. 365 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,502 SO EVEN THOUGH THE AMULET IS 2,000 YEARS OLD, 366 00:17:51,536 --> 00:17:53,971 THE EMOTION BEHIND IT IS ETERNAL. 367 00:17:54,005 --> 00:17:56,173 I THINK THAT'S WHAT MUSEUMS DO. 368 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:58,642 THEY REMIND US THAT PEOPLE THEN AND PEOPLE NOW 369 00:17:58,676 --> 00:18:00,311 AREN'T SO DIFFERENT AFTER ALL. THANK YOU. 370 00:18:04,849 --> 00:18:07,417 - MR. MOSEBY, ARE YOU TEARING UP? - NO! 371 00:18:07,452 --> 00:18:09,821 ( choked )I JUST ATE A SPICY OLIVE, THAT'S ALL. 372 00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:14,025 AND NOW I INVITE ALL OF YOU TO OUR GARDEN COURTYARD, 373 00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:15,459 WHERE WE WILL HAVE A WONDERFUL MEAL. 374 00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:16,727 I HOPE EVERYONE LIKES CHINESE. 375 00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:22,500 THE COAST IS CLEAR. GET MOVING! 376 00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:24,435 OW! 377 00:18:24,469 --> 00:18:26,604 WHO KNEW ARWIN WAS THE NORMAL ONE? 378 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,675 MILOS, JUST KEEP EVERYONE OUT SO WE CAN EXCHANGE THE AMULET. 379 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:32,944 LET'S GO. I'M SO STIFF. 380 00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:35,545 YOU WOULDN'T BE IF YOU'D JOIN ME FOR MORNING YOGA. 381 00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:38,182 YOU KNOW WHAT? I WILL AS SOON AS I WANT TO LOOK LIKE A DORK. 382 00:18:39,517 --> 00:18:41,552 Curator: I THINK I LEFT MY BRIEFCASE BEHIND. 383 00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:42,386 - OH-- - STOP IT. 384 00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:47,258 I WANT... MY BRIEFCASE... BACK! 385 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:48,659 DON'T WORRY! I WILL GET IT FOR YOU. 386 00:18:53,798 --> 00:18:56,534 ( groans, speaks Greek ) 387 00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:58,135 I WILL GET YOU SOME ICE! 388 00:18:58,170 --> 00:19:01,538 ALL RIGHT. HERE'S THE REAL AMULET. NOW LIFT UP THE CASE. 389 00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:03,407 ( both grunt ) 390 00:19:03,441 --> 00:19:06,577 - IT'S TOO HEAVY. - MILOS, WE NEED YOUR HELP. 391 00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:09,012 NO, HE NEEDS TO GUARD THE DOOR. 392 00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:10,214 Cody: WE CAN'T DO THIS WITHOUT HIM. 393 00:19:10,248 --> 00:19:12,316 - NO! - WE NEED YOU! 394 00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:15,820 - NO! DOOR. - I'M GETTING DIZZY! 395 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:17,688 TOO BAD ADONIS ISN'T HERE. HE COULD LIFT IT. 396 00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,859 ( growls ) 397 00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:26,096 MAYBE I SHOULD RETHINK THIS YOGA THING. 398 00:19:31,602 --> 00:19:33,638 CODY, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE. 399 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,739 YOUR MUSCLES RIPPLED. 400 00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:39,276 WELL... YEAH. 401 00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:40,911 DID YOU SEE, HE LIFTED THE GLASS-- 402 00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:43,714 ( cries out ) 403 00:19:43,748 --> 00:19:46,083 - THERE IS NOTHING-- - THIEVES! THIEVES! 404 00:19:46,117 --> 00:19:48,018 THEY ARE NOT THIEVES. THEY ARE STATUES. 405 00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:50,687 YOU ARE STEALING THE AMULET OF APHRODITE. 406 00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:52,255 - CALL THE POLICE! - NO NO NO. 407 00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:54,491 - WE WEREN'T TRYING TO STEAL IT. - WE WERE TRYING TO REPLACE IT. 408 00:19:54,525 --> 00:19:55,959 HAH! OLDEST STORY IN THE WORLD. 409 00:19:55,993 --> 00:19:58,495 - WELL, IT'S TRUE. - HAH! 410 00:19:58,529 --> 00:20:00,464 THE CHILDREN ARE TELLING THE TRUTH. 411 00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:04,634 I ACCIDENTALLY GAVE THEM THE REAL AMULET. 412 00:20:04,669 --> 00:20:06,337 - ( gasps ) - WHAT? 413 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,338 - THE SECOND WE FOUND OUT ABOUT IT... - WE REPLACED IT! 414 00:20:08,372 --> 00:20:09,507 YOU SEE? THERE IT IS! 415 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:13,477 AND THIS IS JUST SOME CHEAP PIECE OF SOUVENIR JUNK. 416 00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:16,113 GLAD YOU LIKED MY GIFT. 417 00:20:16,147 --> 00:20:18,716 SO EVERYTHING IS FINE. EVERYONE IS HAPPY. 418 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,284 EVERYTHING KNOCK KNOCK, GOOD GOOD. 419 00:20:20,318 --> 00:20:21,018 NOT REALLY. 420 00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:24,021 YOU ARE FIRED. 421 00:20:24,055 --> 00:20:26,323 YOU CAN'T! 422 00:20:26,357 --> 00:20:28,025 I OWE EVERYONE MONEY! 423 00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:32,663 MILOS IS ARWIN'S COUSIN. DO SOMETHING! 424 00:20:32,697 --> 00:20:33,931 GET OUT OF HERE AND NEVER COME BACK! 425 00:20:35,566 --> 00:20:38,736 IF YOU FIRE MILOS, I'LL TELL MY DADDY TO STOP FUNDING THIS MUSEUM. 426 00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:39,603 YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH. 427 00:20:41,305 --> 00:20:43,040 GET OUT OF HERE AND NEVER COME BACK 428 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,708 UNTIL YOU TAKE UP YOUR NEW POSITION 429 00:20:44,742 --> 00:20:45,809 AS VICE PRESIDENT OF SOUVENIR CHOTSKIS! 430 00:20:45,843 --> 00:20:50,414 YES! I GET TO SELL THE LITTLE BOBBLE-HEAD HERCULES! 431 00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:51,782 HE'S SO CUTE. HE GOES LIKE THIS! 432 00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:56,587 EVERYTHING IS GOOD GOOD, KNOCK KNOCK. 433 00:20:56,621 --> 00:20:58,155 ( Greek folk music playing ) 434 00:20:58,189 --> 00:21:00,091 I HEAR THE BAND PLAYING! 435 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:02,159 LET'S NOT STAND HERE LIKE STATUES. 436 00:21:02,193 --> 00:21:03,527 - ( beats rims hot ) - WE DANCE! 437 00:21:03,561 --> 00:21:06,130 AND... 438 00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:09,833 SORRY IF THIS MESSES UP YOUR SIX-MONTH PLAN WITH BAILEY. 439 00:21:09,867 --> 00:21:11,802 I'M HOLDING HANDS AND DANCING. 440 00:21:11,836 --> 00:21:13,737 THAT'S MONTH TWO. 441 00:21:13,771 --> 00:21:15,606 YOU MIGHT WANT TO LOOK AGAIN. 442 00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:22,045 NO WONDER HER KNUCKLES WERE SO HAIRY. 443 00:21:22,079 --> 00:21:24,081 OOH, SORRY. I FORGOT TO SHAVE THEM TODAY. 444 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,216 ( yells in Greek ) 445 00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:34,291 ( fly buzzes ) 446 00:21:34,326 --> 00:21:37,227 - ( tone sounds ) - HEY, COUSIN ARWIN! 447 00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:40,497 YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS WERE VERY FUN... 448 00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:42,566 UNTIL THEY ALMOST GOT ME FIRED. 449 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,535 Yeah, they'll do that. 450 00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:47,137 I miss the little dickens. 451 00:21:47,172 --> 00:21:50,841 So how is that beautiful wife of yours? 452 00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:53,743 OH! CAREY? SHE'S GOOD! 453 00:21:53,778 --> 00:21:55,513 FINE FINE. FABULOUS! 454 00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:58,181 Tell me, Arwin, 455 00:21:58,216 --> 00:22:01,017 why have I not seen any wedding pictures yet? 456 00:22:01,052 --> 00:22:03,287 They're still in my camera? 457 00:22:03,321 --> 00:22:05,855 IT'S BEEN FOUR YEARS! 458 00:22:05,890 --> 00:22:08,425 SPEAKING OF WHICH, DON'T YOU OWE ME MONEY? 459 00:22:08,459 --> 00:22:10,994 I'm not hearing you. 460 00:22:11,028 --> 00:22:14,698 You are breaking up. There is much noise on this line. 461 00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:17,267 Milos, I can see you crumpling paper 462 00:22:17,302 --> 00:22:19,370 in the camera! You're a deadbeat! 463 00:22:19,404 --> 00:22:23,140 AND YOU ARE MARRIED TO CARDBOARD LADY! 464 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,942 I am not! She is not cardboard. 465 00:22:24,976 --> 00:22:26,510 She's just... 466 00:22:28,813 --> 00:22:37,003 tired. 467 00:22:37,053 --> 00:22:41,603 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34393

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