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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,035 --> 00:00:05,804 LONDON, CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT THIS IS? 2 00:00:05,838 --> 00:00:07,773 A BAD MANICURE? 3 00:00:07,807 --> 00:00:09,741 NO. 4 00:00:11,110 --> 00:00:13,178 OH! UGH. 5 00:00:13,212 --> 00:00:14,179 OKAY. 6 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:20,085 HAS ANYONE HEARD OF THE INTERNATIONAL DATELINE? 7 00:00:20,119 --> 00:00:23,388 WHAT YOU SAY TO A FRENCH BABE SO SHE'LL GO OUT WITH YOU? 8 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:26,825 NO. IT'S AN IMAGINARY LINE 9 00:00:26,859 --> 00:00:29,261 CREATED IN 1884, 10 00:00:29,295 --> 00:00:30,929 TO THE EAST OF WHICH THE DAY IS A DAY EARLIER 11 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:32,531 THAN IT IS TO THE WEST. 12 00:00:32,565 --> 00:00:33,865 SO WHEN YOU CROSS THE DATELINE, 13 00:00:33,899 --> 00:00:36,468 YOU HAVE TO TURN YOUR CLOCKS BACK 24 HOURS, A FULL DAY. 14 00:00:36,502 --> 00:00:39,070 CORRECT. YAY. 15 00:00:39,104 --> 00:00:42,407 WHICH IS WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO TONIGHT. 16 00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:45,043 THAT WORKS FOR ME. 17 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:47,579 IF TOMORROW IS GONNA BE TODAY AGAIN, 18 00:00:47,613 --> 00:00:49,881 THEN TODAY IS ACTUALLY YESTERDAY, 19 00:00:49,916 --> 00:00:50,982 WHICH MEANS THAT YESTERDAY'S HOMEWORK 20 00:00:51,017 --> 00:00:52,717 ISN'T DUE TODAY. 21 00:00:52,752 --> 00:00:55,253 IT'S REALLY DUE TOMORROW. 22 00:00:59,158 --> 00:01:00,759 IN OTHER WORDS, YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK? 23 00:01:00,793 --> 00:01:02,561 YET. 24 00:01:06,265 --> 00:01:07,866 - ( pop music playing ) - OH-AY-OH! 25 00:01:07,900 --> 00:01:11,569 OH-AY-OH! 26 00:01:11,603 --> 00:01:13,839 COME ALONG WITH ME 27 00:01:13,873 --> 00:01:16,908 LET'S HEAD OUT TO SEE WHAT THIS WORLD HAS 28 00:01:16,942 --> 00:01:19,678 FOR YOU AND FOR ME NOW 29 00:01:19,712 --> 00:01:21,913 WHICHEVER WAY THE WIND BLOWS 30 00:01:21,948 --> 00:01:23,582 WE SAY HEY, HO, LET'S GO! 31 00:01:23,616 --> 00:01:26,351 - OH-AY-OH! - THIS BOAT'S ROCKIN' 32 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:30,121 - OH-AY-OH! - AIN'T NO STOPPING US NOW 33 00:01:30,156 --> 00:01:32,357 'CAUSE WE'RE LIVING THE SUITE LIFE 34 00:01:32,391 --> 00:01:35,260 - OH-AY-OH! - THIS BOAT'S ROCKIN' 35 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:39,865 - OH-AY-OH! - ROCKIN' THE WHOLE WORLD 'ROUND 36 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:42,734 AND WE'RE LIVING THE SUITE LIFE NOW 37 00:01:42,768 --> 00:01:45,370 HEY, HO! OH-AY-OH! LETS GO! 38 00:01:49,008 --> 00:01:51,643 ( rock music playing ) 39 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:55,046 ( gasping ) 40 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:57,482 ( chuckles ) DUDE, YOU'RE CRYING. 41 00:01:57,516 --> 00:02:01,019 CHICK FLICK MARATHON OR COOKING WITH ONIONS? 42 00:02:01,053 --> 00:02:03,821 NEITHER. WOODY HAS BEEN CUTTING THE CHEESE 43 00:02:03,856 --> 00:02:06,091 FOR THE PAST HOUR. 44 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:10,528 IS THAT WHAT THAT WAS? I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE SHIP'S FOGHORN. 45 00:02:10,563 --> 00:02:13,298 OUR ROOM IS FILLED WITH NOXIOUS GAS. 46 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:16,702 ONE SPARK AND THE ENTIRE SHIP COULD BLOW UP. 47 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:19,338 IT'D BETTER NOT. I'M DEEJAYING THE DANCE TONIGHT. 48 00:02:19,372 --> 00:02:20,706 NOW WHICH STYLE DO YOU LIKE BETTER? 49 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:23,040 THERE'S WOLFMAN ZACK. 50 00:02:23,075 --> 00:02:25,444 ( howls ) 51 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:28,212 ( gruffly ) HEY, THIS IS WOLFMAN ZACK SPINNING THE HITS 52 00:02:28,247 --> 00:02:29,514 OF YESTERDAY, TODAY AND TOMORROW, BABY. 53 00:02:31,384 --> 00:02:33,885 OR... YO YO YO, 54 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:35,320 THIS IS GRANDMASTER ZACK KICKIN' IT OLD SCHOOL 55 00:02:35,354 --> 00:02:39,191 WITH THE WHEELS OF STEEL. ( mimics record scratching ) 56 00:02:39,225 --> 00:02:40,525 MM-HMM! 57 00:02:43,196 --> 00:02:45,230 HOPE THERE'S A THIRD CHOICE. 58 00:02:45,264 --> 00:02:48,200 BUT IF YOU'RE DEEJAYING TONIGHT, 59 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:50,435 I NEED YOU TO PLAY A SLOW SONG FOR BAILEY AND ME. 60 00:02:50,469 --> 00:02:51,969 I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A BAILEY AND YOU. 61 00:02:52,004 --> 00:02:53,638 THERE WILL BE. TONIGHT, 62 00:02:53,672 --> 00:02:56,474 I'M GONNA MAKE MY MOVE AND GET OUT OF THE FRIEND ZONE. 63 00:02:56,508 --> 00:02:58,409 HAH! GOOD LUCK. 64 00:02:58,444 --> 00:03:02,548 ONCE YOU'RE IN THE FRIEND ZONE, THERE'S NO GETTING OUT. 65 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:04,683 IT'S LIKE THE MAZE ON THE KIDDIE MENU AT BENNY'S. 66 00:03:06,585 --> 00:03:08,320 MOST FOUR-YEAR-OLDS CAN DO THOSE. 67 00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:10,488 ( sneers ) NUH-UH! 68 00:03:10,522 --> 00:03:12,323 NO MATTER WHICH WAY THE HORSIE GOES, 69 00:03:12,357 --> 00:03:14,659 HE ALWAYS RUNS INTO A CACTUS. 70 00:03:14,693 --> 00:03:16,294 NOT WITH THIS COWBOY IN THE SADDLE. 71 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:18,095 TONIGHT, WHEN THE MOOD IS RIGHT 72 00:03:18,130 --> 00:03:21,166 AND WE'RE DANCING UNDER THE MOONLIGHT, I'M GONNA MAKE MY MOVE. 73 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,367 ( rain pattering ) 74 00:03:23,402 --> 00:03:25,870 YOU CAN FORGET THAT UNDER THE MOONLIGHT THING. 75 00:03:25,904 --> 00:03:27,072 THEY'RE PROBABLY GONNA MOVE THE DANCE INSIDE. 76 00:03:28,474 --> 00:03:30,108 ( explosion ) 77 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:39,784 - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? - I DON'T KNOW. 78 00:03:42,321 --> 00:03:44,389 I SHUFFLED ACROSS THE FLOOR, 79 00:03:44,423 --> 00:03:46,157 TOUCHED A DOORKNOB, THERE WAS A FLASH, 80 00:03:46,191 --> 00:03:49,427 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THE ROOM SMELLED LIKE BURNT BOLOGNA. 81 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:56,968 BOYS, IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HELP DECORATE, 82 00:03:57,002 --> 00:03:58,103 PUT THOSE BALLOONS DOWN! 83 00:04:03,009 --> 00:04:04,809 - ( gasps ) - AHOY! 84 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:07,078 AH...HOY. 85 00:04:07,113 --> 00:04:10,381 AND YOU ARE? 86 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:12,684 ( Scottish accent ) HAGGIS-- SHIP'S ENGINEER. 87 00:04:12,718 --> 00:04:15,119 THERE BE A STORM A-BREWIN' 88 00:04:15,154 --> 00:04:17,489 AND IT'S SHAPING UP TO BE A REAL CRACKERJACK! 89 00:04:17,523 --> 00:04:20,392 YES, THAT'S WHY WE'RE MOVING THE SCHOOL DANCE IN HERE. 90 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:24,996 I WAS TOLD IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SENIOR CITIZEN'S KARATE. 91 00:04:25,030 --> 00:04:26,364 THAT'S WHY I'M HERE, TO BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES. 92 00:04:26,398 --> 00:04:29,767 DON'T WANT ANY OF THE OLD BIRDS SLIDING INTO THE DRINK. 93 00:04:29,801 --> 00:04:33,404 BUT WE HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO HOLD THE DANCE. 94 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:37,209 AS IT IS, WE HAD TO LOSE OUR SUGAR FANTASY THEME WHEN THE RAIN HIT 95 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:40,979 AND MELTED ALL THE CANDY BELLS AND CHOCOLATE FAIRIES. 96 00:04:41,013 --> 00:04:43,048 ( hyper ) MISS TUTWEILLER, MISS TUTWEILLER, 97 00:04:43,082 --> 00:04:44,549 I DID WHAT YOU SAID. I GOT RID OF ALL THE CANDY, 98 00:04:44,583 --> 00:04:47,152 BUT I DIDN'T WANT IT TO GO TO WASTE, SO I ATE A LOT OF IT, 99 00:04:47,186 --> 00:04:50,656 AND NOW I'M FEELING REALLY GOOD, REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD. 100 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:52,457 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO NOW? I COULD HANG STREAMERS 101 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:53,925 - OR BLOW UP BALLOONS OR-- - MADISON! 102 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:57,095 RELAX. FIRST OF ALL, 103 00:04:57,129 --> 00:04:59,097 NO MORE SUGAR FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 104 00:05:00,833 --> 00:05:02,200 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE A SEAT? 105 00:05:02,234 --> 00:05:04,135 - GOOD IDEA! - OH NO, I-- 106 00:05:04,169 --> 00:05:07,506 MARITIME MADNESS. 107 00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:09,307 SEEN MANY A SAILOR STRUCK BY IT. 108 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:11,943 ONE DAY THEY SEEM FINE, 109 00:05:11,977 --> 00:05:14,045 THE NEXT, YOU FIND THEM IN THEIR SKIVVIES 110 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,480 MAKING KISSY-FACE WITH A MACKEREL. 111 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:16,948 ( lips smack ) 112 00:05:19,051 --> 00:05:19,884 IT'S NOT AS FUN AS IT SOUNDS. 113 00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:23,955 ( dance music playing ) 114 00:05:33,265 --> 00:05:35,834 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - DANCING. 115 00:05:35,868 --> 00:05:37,935 IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE MILKING A COW. 116 00:05:37,970 --> 00:05:40,104 THAT'S THE NAME OF THE DANCE. 117 00:05:40,139 --> 00:05:41,973 OH. WELL, DO YOU KNOW THIS ONE? 118 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:44,742 OH YEAH, THE SHEEP SHEAR. 119 00:05:44,777 --> 00:05:46,544 NO, SILLY, THE CREDIT CARD SWIPE. 120 00:05:52,317 --> 00:05:54,052 HEY, CODY, I WAS READING ONLINE 121 00:05:54,086 --> 00:05:56,921 THAT THE NUMBER ONE THING GIRLS LOOK FOR IN A GUY 122 00:05:56,956 --> 00:05:59,357 - IS A SENSE OF HUMOR. - NAH, THAT'S JUST WHAT COMEDY WRITERS SAY 123 00:05:59,391 --> 00:06:00,559 TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES. 124 00:06:00,593 --> 00:06:04,562 SO I FOUND THE PERFECT JOKE TO SCORE WITH THE BABES. 125 00:06:04,596 --> 00:06:07,032 - LET ME TRY IT OUT ON YOU. - I'M KINDA BUSY, DUDE. 126 00:06:07,066 --> 00:06:10,135 A PATIENT GOES TO THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE BUT HE CAN'T SPEAK. 127 00:06:10,169 --> 00:06:14,005 THE DOCTOR EXAMINES HIM AND SAYS, "I KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. 128 00:06:14,039 --> 00:06:15,473 YOU'RE A LITTLE HOARSE." 129 00:06:17,676 --> 00:06:19,711 - I DON'T GET IT. - OH. 130 00:06:19,745 --> 00:06:21,179 DID I MENTION THE PATIENT WAS A PONY? 131 00:06:21,213 --> 00:06:22,814 YEAH, THAT'S IMPORTANT. 132 00:06:24,517 --> 00:06:25,884 MM, SHRIMP! 133 00:06:29,421 --> 00:06:31,990 HEY, ZACK, CAN YOU PLAY A FAST SONG? 'CAUSE I REALLY LOVE TO DANCE 134 00:06:32,024 --> 00:06:35,693 AND I LIKE TO DANCE FAST! OH, THERE'S SOMEONE I KNOW! 135 00:06:35,727 --> 00:06:37,461 HI! WHAT'S GOING ON?! 136 00:06:37,496 --> 00:06:39,530 HEY! 137 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:42,233 ZACK, I NEED YOU TO PLAY THIS SONG SO I CAN DANCE WITH BAILEY. 138 00:06:42,268 --> 00:06:45,737 WORD UP, CODE RED. I WILL ADD YOUR REQUEST TO THE QUEUE. 139 00:06:45,771 --> 00:06:47,239 - YOU ARE... - ( beeps ) 140 00:06:47,273 --> 00:06:50,909 - NUMBER 27. - CAN'T YOU BUMP ME UP? I'M YOUR BROTHER. 141 00:06:50,943 --> 00:06:53,011 YEAH, OF COURSE, FOR FIVE BUCKS. 142 00:06:56,548 --> 00:06:58,149 WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? YOUR SONG IS NEXT. 143 00:07:02,955 --> 00:07:07,925 EXCUSE ME, SONNY, IS THIS THE SENIOR CITIZEN KARATE CLASS? 144 00:07:07,959 --> 00:07:10,194 NO, IT'S OUR SCHOOL DANCE. 145 00:07:10,228 --> 00:07:12,997 NO, 'CAUSE IT SAYS RIGHT HERE IN THE SCHEDULE 146 00:07:13,031 --> 00:07:15,233 THAT IT'S IN THIS ROOM. 147 00:07:15,267 --> 00:07:17,535 WELL, IT MUST'VE GOTTEN MOVED. 148 00:07:17,569 --> 00:07:21,439 NO, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. 149 00:07:21,473 --> 00:07:23,575 I'M GOING FOR MY BLUE BELT TONIGHT 150 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:24,976 TO MATCH MY HAIR. 151 00:07:27,513 --> 00:07:28,813 SO THE DOCTOR SAYS, "YOU'RE A LITTLE HOARSE." 152 00:07:31,650 --> 00:07:34,652 COME ON, I EVEN REMEMBERED TO SAY THAT THE PATIENT WAS A PONY. 153 00:07:40,225 --> 00:07:44,228 I'M GONNA SIT NEXT TO YOU SO PEOPLE THINK WE'RE TOGETHER. 154 00:07:44,263 --> 00:07:46,297 WELL, WE CAN'T HAVE YOU KIDS 155 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:49,300 DANCING AROUND IN OUR KARATE CLASS. 156 00:07:49,334 --> 00:07:51,870 FOR THE 10th TIME, AND I HAVE BEEN COUNTING, 157 00:07:53,705 --> 00:07:55,540 YOUR CLASS ISN'T HERE. 158 00:07:55,574 --> 00:07:57,375 YOU CAN ASK THE CRUISE DIRECTOR THOUGH. 159 00:07:57,409 --> 00:08:00,178 OH, WHAT A GOOD IDEA. 160 00:08:00,212 --> 00:08:02,814 SUCH A NICE YOUNG MAN. 161 00:08:02,848 --> 00:08:05,416 BUT CUT YOUR HAIR. YOU LOOK LIKE A BEATNIK. 162 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,157 CODY, I NEED YOUR SEWING KIT. 163 00:08:13,191 --> 00:08:14,759 I TORE MY DRESS! 164 00:08:14,793 --> 00:08:17,762 NOW INSTEAD OF LOOKING FANTABULOUS, I JUST LOOK HOTMAZING. 165 00:08:17,797 --> 00:08:21,199 - UM, I'M KIND OF BUSY. - IF YOU DON'T HELP ME, I'LL CRY, 166 00:08:21,233 --> 00:08:24,669 THEN MY MAKEUP WILL RUN AND I'LL BARELY LOOK WOWTASTIC! 167 00:08:24,703 --> 00:08:25,970 OKAY OKAY, LET'S SEE... 168 00:08:27,739 --> 00:08:29,908 BEAR REPELLENT, SNAKEBITE ANTIVENOM, 169 00:08:29,942 --> 00:08:31,943 POCKET PARACHUTE... 170 00:08:31,977 --> 00:08:33,745 BACKUP POCKET PARACHUTE... 171 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:36,114 AH! 172 00:08:36,148 --> 00:08:39,116 ...HOY, HAGGIS. 173 00:08:39,151 --> 00:08:41,553 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOPSIDE? 174 00:08:41,587 --> 00:08:43,688 IT'S THE STORM. 175 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:46,891 NEPTUNE'S HAWKING A GIANT LOOGIE RIGHT IN OUR KISSERS. 176 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:50,094 YEAH, I THINK I GOT A LITTLE TASTE OF THAT. 177 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:54,965 I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE OKAY, 178 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,735 A DELICATE LITTLE SEA CUCUMBER LIKE YOURSELF. 179 00:08:57,770 --> 00:09:00,404 OH, I'M FINE, THANKS. 180 00:09:00,439 --> 00:09:03,508 CHIMP PHEROMONES, GAMMA RAY DEFLECTOR... 181 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:08,145 HERE IT IS-- SEWING KIT. 182 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:09,880 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, GRAB A PARTNER. 183 00:09:09,915 --> 00:09:12,083 - WE'RE GONNA SLOW THINGS DOWN A BIT. - ( slow music playing ) 184 00:09:12,117 --> 00:09:13,117 - GOTTA GO. - HA HA. GOTTA SEW. 185 00:09:16,355 --> 00:09:18,523 - OH, I LOVE THIS SONG. - ME TOO. 186 00:09:18,557 --> 00:09:20,024 YOU, UH-- YOU WANNA DANCE? 187 00:09:21,961 --> 00:09:23,328 UH, SURE. 188 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:29,100 THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE OUR SONG. 189 00:09:35,307 --> 00:09:37,976 ATTENTION, EVERYONE: 190 00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:40,278 WE WILL BE CROSSING THE INTERNATIONAL DATELINE 191 00:09:40,312 --> 00:09:43,247 IN THREE, TWO, ONE. 192 00:09:47,085 --> 00:09:50,588 LONDON, CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT THIS IS? 193 00:09:50,622 --> 00:09:52,557 A BAD MANICURE? 194 00:09:52,591 --> 00:09:54,525 NO. 195 00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:57,929 OH! UGH. 196 00:09:57,963 --> 00:09:58,930 OKAY. 197 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:05,536 HAS ANYONE HEARD OF THE INTERNATIONAL DATELINE? 198 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:08,006 WAIT A SECOND. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 199 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:11,242 WE ALREADY LEARNED ABOUT THE INTERNATIONAL DATELINE. 200 00:10:11,276 --> 00:10:14,312 I'M SORRY IF YOU READ AHEAD, CODY, 201 00:10:14,346 --> 00:10:17,882 BUT I HAVE TO TEACH TO THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR. 202 00:10:21,019 --> 00:10:23,454 WHOA WHOA, WE'RE DOING MATH NOW? 203 00:10:23,488 --> 00:10:24,989 I THOUGHT THIS WAS GEOGRAPHY. 204 00:10:27,192 --> 00:10:29,660 NO, I MEAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DANCE? 205 00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:31,229 YOU MEAN THE ONE WE'RE HAVING TONIGHT? 206 00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:33,764 WHOA. 207 00:10:33,798 --> 00:10:36,734 I'M HAVING THE STRANGEST SENSE OF DEJA VU. 208 00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:38,336 DEJA WHO? 209 00:10:38,370 --> 00:10:42,874 NO, DEJA VU. IT'S FRENCH FOR "I'VE SEEN THIS ALL BEFORE." 210 00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:44,609 WAIT A SECOND. WE'RE DOING FRENCH? 211 00:10:44,643 --> 00:10:46,310 I THOUGHT THIS WAS MATH. 212 00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:56,387 ( rock music playing ) 213 00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:58,956 ( gasping ) 214 00:10:58,990 --> 00:11:01,959 ( chuckles ) DUDE, YOU'RE CRYING. 215 00:11:01,993 --> 00:11:05,229 CHICK FLICK MARATHON OR COOKING WITH ONIONS? 216 00:11:05,263 --> 00:11:07,799 I SWEAR I'VE LIVED THIS DAY BEFORE. 217 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:11,936 HEY, YOUR LIFE IS JUST SO BORING IT SEEMS THAT WAY. 218 00:11:14,306 --> 00:11:16,074 ANYWAY, LOOK, I'M DEEJAYING THE DANCE TONIGHT. 219 00:11:16,108 --> 00:11:17,442 NOW WHICH STYLE DO YOU LIKE BETTER? 220 00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:19,978 - THERE'S WOLFMAN ZACK-- - THAT'S CRAZY, THAT'S CRAZY. 221 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:23,247 YOU'RE RIGHT. I SHOULD GO WITH GRANDMASTER ZACK. 222 00:11:23,281 --> 00:11:25,916 ( mimics record scratching ) MM-HMM! 223 00:11:25,950 --> 00:11:28,453 I'VE SEEN THAT ALL BEFORE. 224 00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:30,554 HEY, IT'S HARD TO COME UP WITH ORIGINAL STUFF. 225 00:11:30,588 --> 00:11:34,626 ZACK, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU'RE UNORIGINAL, WHICH YOU ARE-- 226 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:36,093 I'M SAYING THAT SOMETHING WEIRD IS GOING ON. 227 00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:39,463 ONE MINUTE I'M TRYING TO GET OVER TO DANCE WITH BAILEY, 228 00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:40,998 AND THEN THE NEXT, IT'S LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED. 229 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,967 THAT'S BECAUSE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN. 230 00:11:43,001 --> 00:11:44,936 THE DANCE IS TONIGHT. 231 00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:50,508 YOU'RE RIGHT. THE DANCE IS TONIGHT. 232 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,510 MAYBE FATE HAS GIVEN ME A SECOND CHANCE 233 00:11:52,544 --> 00:11:55,280 TO TELL BAILEY HOW I FEEL AND FINALLY GET OUT OF THE FRIEND ZONE. 234 00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:57,548 ( sneers ) GOOD LUCK. 235 00:11:57,583 --> 00:12:01,519 ONCE YOU'RE IN THE FRIEND ZONE, THERE'S NO GETTING OUT. 236 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,554 IT'S LIKE THE MAZE ON THE KIDDIE MENU AT BENNY'S. 237 00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:05,289 LOOK, YOU SAID THAT ALL BEFORE. 238 00:12:07,092 --> 00:12:09,193 AND THAT HAPPENED BEFORE TOO! 239 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:12,630 NEXT, WOODY IS GOING TO EXPLODE HIS BUTT FUMES. 240 00:12:12,664 --> 00:12:14,098 - WATCH. - ( explosion ) 241 00:12:20,238 --> 00:12:21,606 I COULD'VE PREDICTED THAT. 242 00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:25,476 ( dance music playing ) 243 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,114 HEY, CODY, I WAS READING ONLINE-- 244 00:12:30,148 --> 00:12:32,217 YEAH, GIRLS LIKE A SENSE OF HUMOR. 245 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:33,885 SURE, I'LL HEAR YOUR JOKE, BUT LET'S MAKE IT FAST. 246 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,486 A PATIENT GOES TO THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE-- 247 00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:37,188 A PONY. THE PATIENT IS A PONY. 248 00:12:37,222 --> 00:12:38,689 RIGHT, THANKS. 249 00:12:38,723 --> 00:12:41,459 A PONY GOES TO THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE BUT HE CAN'T SPEAK. 250 00:12:41,493 --> 00:12:45,997 THE DOCTOR EXAMINES HIM AND SAYS, "I KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. 251 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:48,432 - YOU'RE A LITTLE HOARSE." - HA HA HA, FUNNY! BYE! 252 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,501 MM, SHRIMP. 253 00:12:55,674 --> 00:12:58,076 HEY! HI! WHAT'S GOING ON? 254 00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,944 HEY. 255 00:12:59,978 --> 00:13:01,812 ZACK, I NEED YOU TO PLAY THIS SONG NOW. 256 00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:03,614 WORD UP, CODE RED. 257 00:13:03,648 --> 00:13:05,049 I WILL ADD YOUR REQUEST TO THE QUEUE. 258 00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:06,250 - YOU ARE... - ( beeps ) 259 00:13:06,284 --> 00:13:08,286 NEXT. 260 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,588 BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU ARE MY BROTHER; 261 00:13:10,622 --> 00:13:13,257 - I WOULD'VE DONE IT FOR NOTHING. - YEAH, RIGHT. 262 00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:23,334 EXCUSE ME, SONNY, IS THIS THE SENIOR CITIZEN KARATE CLASS? 263 00:13:23,368 --> 00:13:25,870 - NO, IT'S OUR SCHOOL DANCE. - NO. 264 00:13:25,904 --> 00:13:29,807 - IT SAYS RIGHT HERE IN THE SCHEDULE-- - FINE. 265 00:13:29,841 --> 00:13:32,043 THIS IS THE SENIOR KARATE CLASS. 266 00:13:32,077 --> 00:13:33,077 SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT. 267 00:13:33,111 --> 00:13:34,478 - HAI. - HAI. 268 00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:35,947 ( battle cry ) 269 00:13:37,549 --> 00:13:40,251 HI-YA! 270 00:13:40,285 --> 00:13:41,652 WHOA. 271 00:13:43,321 --> 00:13:45,056 OH, LOOK, A LITTLE BOY FELL. 272 00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:51,529 NO, YOU'RE THE CUTEST. 273 00:13:58,303 --> 00:14:00,404 OH, CODY, THANK GOODNESS I FOUND YOU! 274 00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:02,106 I'VE GOT A TEAR IN MY DRESS! 275 00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:03,507 NOW INSTEAD OF LOOKING FANTABULOUS 276 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:05,042 - I BARELY LOOK-- - HOTMAZING, I KNOW. 277 00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:06,077 GOT A SEWING KIT RIGHT HERE. 278 00:14:08,413 --> 00:14:11,549 ALL RIGHT, ALMOST DONE. NOW I JUST NEED YOU TO EXTEND YOUR LEG. 279 00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:14,819 OKAY. 280 00:14:14,853 --> 00:14:16,653 SORRY. HER BAD. 281 00:14:16,688 --> 00:14:19,189 ALL GOOD. 282 00:14:19,224 --> 00:14:21,359 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, GRAB A PARTNER. 283 00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:23,027 WE'RE GONNA SLOW THINGS DOWN A BIT. 284 00:14:23,061 --> 00:14:26,864 - ( slow music playing ) - OH, I LOVE THIS SONG. 285 00:14:26,898 --> 00:14:29,066 I PICKED IT FOR YOU. CARE TO DANCE? 286 00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:31,536 UM, IT'S KIND OF SLOW, ISN'T IT? 287 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:33,904 CAN'T EXACTLY DO THE MILKMAID TO IT. 288 00:14:33,938 --> 00:14:35,239 YEAH, BUT IT'S BETTER FOR TALKING. 289 00:14:35,273 --> 00:14:37,008 THAT'S TRUE. 290 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,844 SO DID YOU FINISH THE PROOF ON THAT GEOMETRY PROBLEM? 291 00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:43,348 YEAH, BUT TONIGHT I THOUGHT WE COULD TALK ABOUT OTHER THINGS... 292 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:44,816 BESIDES MATH? 293 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:48,553 OH, I GET IT. YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE SCIENCE PROJECT. 294 00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:51,389 NOT EXACTLY. 295 00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:54,025 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT US. 296 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:57,728 YOU KNOW, BAILEY, I REALLY LIKE YOU A LOT. 297 00:14:57,763 --> 00:14:59,797 ME TOO. WE'VE REALLY BECOME GREAT FRIENDS. 298 00:15:01,032 --> 00:15:02,867 YEAH, 299 00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:04,835 BUT I WANT US TO BE MORE THAN FRIENDS. 300 00:15:06,638 --> 00:15:07,972 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 301 00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:10,942 ( vomits ) 302 00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:15,513 A SIMPLE "NO" WOULD HAVE BEEN ENOUGH. 303 00:15:17,849 --> 00:15:19,917 I THINK I ATE SOME BAD SHRIMP. 304 00:15:19,951 --> 00:15:21,519 I THINK I NEED A NEW HAT. 305 00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:26,457 ATTENTION, EVERYONE: 306 00:15:26,491 --> 00:15:28,493 WE WILL BE CROSSING THE INTERNATIONAL DATELINE 307 00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:31,395 IN THREE, TWO, ONE. 308 00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:37,868 LONDON, CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT THIS IS? 309 00:15:37,902 --> 00:15:39,503 A BAD MANICURE? 310 00:15:39,537 --> 00:15:42,640 NOT AGAIN. 311 00:15:42,674 --> 00:15:44,342 I KNOW. HER NAILS ARE BAD EVERY DAY. 312 00:15:47,011 --> 00:15:49,113 ( rock music playing ) 313 00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,816 ( gasping ) 314 00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:53,617 ( chuckles ) DUDE, YOU'RE CRYING. 315 00:15:53,652 --> 00:15:56,019 NOT FROM CHICK FLICKS. NOT FROM ONIONS. 316 00:15:56,054 --> 00:15:57,755 I'M LIVING THE SAME DAY OVER AND OVER AGAIN. 317 00:15:59,023 --> 00:16:00,925 OKAY. 318 00:16:02,894 --> 00:16:05,896 ANYWAY, BACK TO REALITY. 319 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:08,232 LOOK, I'M DEEJAYING THE DANCE TONIGHT AND-- 320 00:16:08,266 --> 00:16:11,401 I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. YOU'RE TRYING TO DECIDE WHICH STYLE YOU'RE GONNA CHOOSE. 321 00:16:11,436 --> 00:16:14,071 ( mimics howl ) WOLFMAN ZACK 322 00:16:14,105 --> 00:16:15,973 OR GRANDMASTER ZACK. ( mimics record scratching ) 323 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,509 MM-HMM! 324 00:16:18,543 --> 00:16:21,312 OKAY, THAT'S SPOOKY. 325 00:16:21,346 --> 00:16:25,216 SEE, WE'VE LIVED THIS DAY BEFORE TWICE. 326 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:27,084 I GOT CLOSER TO BAILEY LAST NIGHT, 327 00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:29,353 BUT SHE THREW UP WHEN I TOLD HER I WANTED US TO BE MORE THAN FRIENDS. 328 00:16:29,387 --> 00:16:30,921 HA! THERE'S A SHOCK. 329 00:16:33,024 --> 00:16:36,393 VOMIT SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS. 330 00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:38,462 IT WAS THE BAD SHRIMP. 331 00:16:38,496 --> 00:16:40,230 BUT TONIGHT IS GONNA BE DIFFERENT. 332 00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:42,733 I'VE TAKEN A DANCE CLASS AND I'M GONNA WIN HER ON THE DANCE FLOOR. 333 00:16:42,767 --> 00:16:46,637 I'VE SEEN YOU DANCE. ONE CLASS AIN'T GONNA CUT IT. 334 00:16:46,671 --> 00:16:48,372 THEN I'LL TAKE IT 50 TIMES. 335 00:16:48,406 --> 00:16:50,908 WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET OUT OF THE FRIEND ZONE WITH BAILEY. 336 00:16:50,942 --> 00:16:53,044 HA! GOOD LUCK. 337 00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:54,778 ONCE YOU'RE IN THE FRIEND ZONE-- 338 00:16:54,812 --> 00:16:56,847 IT IS NOT LIKE THE MAZE 339 00:16:56,881 --> 00:16:59,050 ON THE KIDDIE MENU AT BENNY'S. 340 00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:00,584 OKAY, NOW YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT. 341 00:17:00,618 --> 00:17:04,154 I TOLD YOU. I KNOW EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. 342 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:06,490 LIKE, THAT PORTHOLE IS GOING TO FLY OPEN NOW. 343 00:17:10,228 --> 00:17:12,563 - AND HERE COMES THE EXPLOSION... - ( explosion ) 344 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,634 AND CRISPY WOODY. 345 00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:20,104 DON'T YOU SEE? 346 00:17:20,138 --> 00:17:23,140 FATE HAS GIVEN ME A CHANCE TO GET IT RIGHT WITH BAILEY. 347 00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:26,677 SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO KEEP RELIVING THIS DAY 348 00:17:26,711 --> 00:17:29,713 - UNTIL YOU GET A GIRL TO LIKE YOU? - THAT'S RIGHT. 349 00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:31,649 BOY, ARE WE IN TROUBLE. 350 00:17:37,522 --> 00:17:40,190 ( dance music playing ) 351 00:17:40,224 --> 00:17:43,661 - HEY, CODY-- - "YOU'RE A LITTLE HOARSE." 352 00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:45,963 GREAT JOKE. THE LADIES WILL LOVE YOU. 353 00:17:45,997 --> 00:17:48,165 - THANKS. - NO PROBLEM. 354 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,000 WHY DON'T YOU CELEBRATE WITH SHRIMP? 355 00:17:50,034 --> 00:17:52,369 OKAY. 356 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:55,606 GOSH DARN IT, WHERE ARE ALL THE SHRIMP? 357 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,541 YES, EVERYTHING IS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN. 358 00:17:59,844 --> 00:18:01,012 MISS PEPPERMAN, OVER HERE. 359 00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:03,247 DO I KNOW YOU? 360 00:18:03,281 --> 00:18:04,949 ARE YOU ONE OF MY GRANDKIDS? 361 00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:07,551 NOPE, I'M YOUR SENSEI. 362 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,520 WELCOME, HONORABLE PUPIL. 363 00:18:09,554 --> 00:18:11,489 - HAI. - HAI. 364 00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:14,224 - ( battle cry ) - CONGRATULATIONS, MISS PEPPERMAN, 365 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:15,659 YOU HAVE EARNED YOUR BLUE BELT. 366 00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:18,061 YES! 367 00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:20,331 I GOTTA GO SHOW MY MOM! 368 00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:25,669 OH, CODY, THANK GOODNESS I FOUND YOU. 369 00:18:25,703 --> 00:18:27,404 YOUR DRESS IS RIPPED. DON'T WORRY. ( snaps ) 370 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,240 EXPERT SEAMSTRESS AT YOUR SERVICE. 371 00:18:31,576 --> 00:18:33,344 WOW! YOU'RE TELEPATHETIC! 372 00:18:35,513 --> 00:18:37,180 AND I THOUGHT YOU JUST WALKED AROUND 373 00:18:37,215 --> 00:18:38,716 WITH STUPID STUFF LIKE BEAR REPELLENT. 374 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,284 OH, IT'S NOT STUPID. 375 00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:42,453 YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE TO REPEL SOMETHING UNSAVORY. 376 00:18:43,721 --> 00:18:45,590 ( coughs ) 377 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:46,790 OH! ( roars ) 378 00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:55,299 ( vomits ) 379 00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:05,675 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, GRAB A PARTNER. 380 00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:08,212 - WE'RE GONNA SLOW THINGS DOWN A BIT. - ( slow music playing ) 381 00:19:08,246 --> 00:19:11,582 - OH, I LOVE THIS SONG. - I PICKED IT JUST FOR YOU. 382 00:19:11,616 --> 00:19:13,017 CARE TO DANCE? 383 00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:16,520 I KNOW IT'S PRETTY SLOW, BUT IT'S BETTER FOR TALKING. 384 00:19:16,554 --> 00:19:18,389 OKAY. 385 00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:22,025 SO DID YOU FINISH THE PROOF ON THAT GEOMETRY PROBLEM? 386 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:25,329 YEAH, BUT TONIGHT I THOUGHT WE COULD TALK 387 00:19:25,363 --> 00:19:26,897 ABOUT OTHER THINGS BESIDES MATH. 388 00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:33,737 OH, I GET IT. YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE SCIENCE PROJECT. 389 00:19:33,771 --> 00:19:35,872 NOT EXACTLY. 390 00:19:35,907 --> 00:19:37,942 OH, THAT WAS FUN. 391 00:19:39,911 --> 00:19:41,845 YOU WERE SAYING? 392 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,281 I, UH, FORGOT. 393 00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:49,754 WOW, CODY. 394 00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:53,557 DON'T TALK. TONIGHT, WE SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF DANCE. 395 00:20:01,866 --> 00:20:04,701 LONDON, CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT THIS IS? 396 00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:07,471 NO! 397 00:20:09,574 --> 00:20:11,842 YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT, CODY, BUT LET'S GIVE HER A CHANCE ANYWAY. 398 00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:17,114 - AND NOW HERE COMES THE EXPLOSION... - ( explosion ) 399 00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:21,018 AND CRISPY WOODY. 400 00:20:24,288 --> 00:20:25,956 OKAY, LOOK, I BELIEVE YOU, 401 00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:27,591 BUT WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING? 402 00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:30,527 AT FIRST, I THOUGHT IT WAS FATE GIVING ME A CHANCE WITH BAILEY, 403 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,263 BUT EVEN WHEN I SWEPT BAILEY OFF HER FEET, 404 00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:34,364 WE WERE THROWN BACK IN TIME. 405 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,767 WHOA WHOA WHOA. YOU SWEPT BAILEY OFF HER FEET? 406 00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:38,235 WE WERE THIS CLOSE TO KISSING, 407 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:41,305 BUT SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER ANY OF IT AND SHE NEVER WILL. 408 00:20:41,339 --> 00:20:43,140 WE'RE TRAPPED IN A TEMPORAL LOOP 409 00:20:43,174 --> 00:20:45,575 CAUSED BY A LIGHTNING-INDUCED DISRUPTION ON THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM. 410 00:20:45,610 --> 00:20:48,812 HUH? 411 00:20:48,846 --> 00:20:50,914 LIKE THE KIDDIE MENU AT BENNY'S, 412 00:20:50,949 --> 00:20:52,516 - HORSIE CAN'T GET OUT. - OH! 413 00:20:55,152 --> 00:20:56,487 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO? 414 00:20:58,356 --> 00:21:01,726 ( dance music playing ) 415 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,762 LISTEN, HAGGIS, I KNOW THIS IS GONNA SOUND LIKE I HAVE MARITIME MADNESS, 416 00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:08,398 - BUT I NEED YOUR KEY TO THE BRIDGE. - HA! 417 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,534 THE SHIP KEEPS GETTING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING 418 00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:12,536 THE MOMENT WE CROSS THE INTERNATIONAL DATELINE, 419 00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:14,871 BUT IF I REDUCE OUR SPEED, WE WON'T BE THERE WHEN THE LIGHTNING HITS 420 00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:17,341 AND WE WON'T HAVE TO LIVE THE SAME DAY OVER AND OVER AGAIN. 421 00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:20,177 AH, THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I WAS A MERE GUPPY. 422 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,316 HERE YOU GO. CODSPEED. 423 00:21:31,422 --> 00:21:32,590 WHY ARE YOU SITTING SO CLOSE TO ME? 424 00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:34,959 I WAS JUST-- 425 00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:37,194 I DIDN'T SAY I DIDN'T LIKE IT. 426 00:21:39,764 --> 00:21:42,633 ATTENTION, EVERYONE: 427 00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:44,535 WE WILL BE CROSSING THE INTERNATIONAL DATELINE 428 00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:46,937 IN THREE, TWO, ONE. 429 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,442 WELL, THAT'S IT. NOT MUCH TO IT REALLY. 430 00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:55,679 CARRY ON. 431 00:21:55,713 --> 00:21:57,281 ( slow music playing ) 432 00:21:57,315 --> 00:21:59,850 - THANKS, HAGGIS. - AYE. 433 00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:02,119 DUDE, YOU DID IT. 434 00:22:02,153 --> 00:22:04,621 - HOW DID YOU DO IT? - WELL, I FIGURED SINCE HAGGIS BELIEVED ME, 435 00:22:04,655 --> 00:22:06,657 THE FIRST MATE MIGHT TOO, SO I JUST TOLD HIM THE TRUTH. 436 00:22:08,426 --> 00:22:10,260 AND THEN HE CALLED ME A LOONY BIRD, 437 00:22:10,294 --> 00:22:11,295 SO I SPILLED ROOT BEER ON THE CONTROL PANEL. 438 00:22:13,898 --> 00:22:15,232 WELL, THE INTERNATIONAL DATELINE IS BEHIND US. 439 00:22:18,136 --> 00:22:20,071 I GUESS FATE DOESN'T WANT US TOGETHER. 440 00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:22,539 DON'T SAY THAT. 441 00:22:22,574 --> 00:22:25,375 AND YOU CAN'T GIVE UP AFTER ONE DAY 442 00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:27,611 EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE LIVED IT 87 TIMES. 443 00:22:29,814 --> 00:22:30,714 WELL, MY CHANCES AREN'T LOOKING SO GOOD. 444 00:22:33,584 --> 00:22:35,119 UH, NO, I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT GUY. 445 00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:37,388 WHY? HE'S TALL, 446 00:22:37,422 --> 00:22:40,824 HE'S GOOD-LOOKING, HE DOES A GREAT BEAR IMPRESSION. 447 00:22:40,858 --> 00:22:42,326 - HOW DO I COMPETE WITH THAT? - HA. 448 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:44,261 JUST TRUST ME. 449 00:22:44,295 --> 00:22:45,729 I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA LAST. 450 00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:46,797 HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE? 451 00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:51,301 ( vomits ) 452 00:22:51,335 --> 00:22:54,304 OH GROSS! MY SHOES! 453 00:22:54,339 --> 00:22:56,306 HOW DID HE GET THE BAD SHRIMP? 454 00:22:56,340 --> 00:23:06,633 DON'T SAY I NEVER DID ANYTHING FOR YOU. 455 00:23:06,683 --> 00:23:11,233 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34134

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