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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,767 --> 00:00:03,201 ( rock music playing ) 2 00:00:04,938 --> 00:00:06,638 STRAIGHTEN THAT COLLAR. 3 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:08,907 SUCK IN THAT GUT. 4 00:00:08,941 --> 00:00:11,943 POP THAT ZIT. 5 00:00:11,977 --> 00:00:14,446 WHAT IS THE ENTIRE CREW DOING UP HERE 6 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:17,416 AS OPPOSED TO-- OH, I DON'T KNOW-- STEERING THE BOAT?! 7 00:00:19,585 --> 00:00:22,821 WE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT GUEST FLYING IN ON THE TIPTON HELICOPTER. 8 00:00:22,855 --> 00:00:24,889 YOUR FATHER IS COMING? 9 00:00:24,924 --> 00:00:26,792 WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME? 10 00:00:26,826 --> 00:00:28,927 I WOULD'VE HAD THE FOGHORN RETUNED 11 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:31,797 FROM THAT MELANCHOLY B-FLAT TO A CHEERFUL C. 12 00:00:31,831 --> 00:00:33,665 NO, NOT MY DADDY. 13 00:00:33,699 --> 00:00:35,300 MY DOGGY! IVANA'S COMING. 14 00:00:35,334 --> 00:00:39,537 HERE, HOLD THIS. ONE OF THE CABIN BOYS PAINTED IT FOR ME. 15 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:42,641 IT SAYS "BONE VOYAGE." GET IT? "BONE." 16 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,009 - GOT IT. - GOOD, CAN YOU EXPLAIN IT TO ME? 17 00:00:44,043 --> 00:00:46,110 ( groans ) 18 00:00:46,145 --> 00:00:47,713 HERE'S YOUR FOUR-BERRY BLAST-- 19 00:00:47,747 --> 00:00:49,514 BOYSEN-, RASP-, BLUE- AND STRAW-. 20 00:00:51,250 --> 00:00:53,085 I ONLY ORDERED THREE. 21 00:00:53,119 --> 00:00:54,753 THEN I GUESS YOU'RE BERRY LUCKY. 22 00:00:54,787 --> 00:00:58,256 THEN I GUESS YOU WON'T BE GETTING A BERRY BIG TIP. 23 00:00:58,290 --> 00:01:00,325 WHICH WILL MAKE ME BERRY SAD. 24 00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:03,661 YOUR TURN. 25 00:01:03,696 --> 00:01:05,130 ( helicopter whirring ) 26 00:01:05,165 --> 00:01:06,698 SHE'S HERE! 27 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,903 JUST GET THE DOG! 28 00:01:11,937 --> 00:01:14,473 WHOA! OH! OH! 29 00:01:14,507 --> 00:01:15,874 THAT WAY! THAT WAY! 30 00:01:15,908 --> 00:01:17,576 THIS WAY! 31 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:21,346 HEY, ASHTON! 32 00:01:21,380 --> 00:01:23,348 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS HELICOPTER? 33 00:01:23,382 --> 00:01:25,450 I SPENT AN HOUR GELLING MY HAIR. 34 00:01:25,485 --> 00:01:27,552 HOLD STILL! 35 00:01:27,586 --> 00:01:31,056 DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO HOVER?! 36 00:01:31,090 --> 00:01:32,390 ( dog barking ) 37 00:01:33,559 --> 00:01:35,393 AH! 38 00:01:45,538 --> 00:01:47,272 SNOOKUMS. 39 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:49,574 YOU SAVED ME. 40 00:01:49,608 --> 00:01:51,910 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD TAKE A CAKE FOR ME. 41 00:01:51,944 --> 00:01:53,411 AW, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 42 00:01:53,445 --> 00:01:55,280 I'VE STILL GOT LESS GUNK IN MY HAIR THAN THAT GUY. 43 00:01:58,918 --> 00:02:00,752 ZACH, THAT CAKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR IVANA. 44 00:02:00,786 --> 00:02:03,822 THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE LIVER FROSTING. 45 00:02:03,856 --> 00:02:04,789 HERE, IVANA, TRY SOME. 46 00:02:09,595 --> 00:02:12,030 OH AY OH, OH AY OH 47 00:02:14,633 --> 00:02:17,135 COME ALONG WITH ME 48 00:02:17,169 --> 00:02:18,703 AND LET'S HEAD OUT TO SEE 49 00:02:18,737 --> 00:02:20,539 WHAT THIS WORLD HAS 50 00:02:20,573 --> 00:02:23,275 FOR YOU AND FOR ME NOW 51 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:25,310 WHICHEVER WAY THE WIND BLOWS 52 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:26,645 - WE SAY... - HEY-HO, LET'S GO! 53 00:02:26,679 --> 00:02:29,013 - OH AY OH - THIS BOAT'S ROCKING 54 00:02:29,048 --> 00:02:33,518 - OH AY OH - AIN'T NO STOPPING US NOW 55 00:02:33,553 --> 00:02:35,354 'CAUSE WE'RE LIVING THE SUITE LIFE 56 00:02:35,388 --> 00:02:38,156 - OH AY OH - THIS BOAT'S ROCKING 57 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:42,394 - OH AY OH - ROCKING THE WHOLE WORLD ROUND 58 00:02:42,396 --> 00:02:46,097 AND WE'RE LIVING THE SUITE LIFE NOW 59 00:02:46,131 --> 00:02:47,432 HEY HO! OH AY OH 60 00:02:47,466 --> 00:02:48,400 LET'S GO! 61 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:55,774 IS THAT A FRECKLE OR A SPRINKLE? 62 00:02:55,808 --> 00:02:57,809 OW. 63 00:02:57,843 --> 00:03:00,078 YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, THAT'S MY EYE. 64 00:03:00,112 --> 00:03:02,881 ( silent ) 65 00:03:02,915 --> 00:03:05,884 YOU GOT FROSTING ON MY FERNUCCI FLIP-FLOP. 66 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:09,054 DUDE, FIVE-SECOND RULE YOU CAN STILL EAT THAT. 67 00:03:09,088 --> 00:03:11,490 TOWEL BOY! 68 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:14,059 THAT WOULD BE ME... TRAGICALLY. 69 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:16,895 NAH, ACTUALLY, I'M A STUDENT HERE ON THE SHIP, 70 00:03:16,929 --> 00:03:18,397 AND MY BROTHER MAXED OUT MY STUDENT CASH CARD. 71 00:03:18,431 --> 00:03:21,967 DON'T CARE. I ASKED FOR TOWEL BOY, NOT BORING-STORY BOY. 72 00:03:23,302 --> 00:03:25,002 IT'S NOT BORING 73 00:03:25,037 --> 00:03:27,072 IF YOU WAIT TILL THE END. 74 00:03:29,909 --> 00:03:33,312 WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US FOR DINNER TONIGHT IN THE GRAND DINING ROOM? 75 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:35,180 DOESN'T THAT SOUND NICE, ASHTON? 76 00:03:35,214 --> 00:03:36,514 FOR HIM, MAYBE. 77 00:03:36,548 --> 00:03:40,118 YOU MIGHT ENJOY EATING WITH UTENSILS FOR A CHANGE. 78 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:42,187 DUDE, WHAT GETS STUCK UNDER MY NAILS 79 00:03:42,221 --> 00:03:43,622 MAKES FOR A NICE SNACK LATER. 80 00:03:45,758 --> 00:03:46,791 YOU KNOW HE'S NOT KIDDING, RIGHT? 81 00:03:48,594 --> 00:03:50,962 SO YOU'LL JOIN US? 82 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:52,931 YEAH, I'D LOVE TO GRUB WITH YOU GUYS. 83 00:03:52,965 --> 00:03:54,398 THANKS FOR INVITING ME, UH... 84 00:03:54,433 --> 00:03:56,668 - I'M VIOLET. - I'M ZACH. 85 00:03:56,702 --> 00:03:58,369 I'M LATE FOR PILATES. 86 00:03:58,404 --> 00:04:00,572 WELL, THANKS AGAIN. 87 00:04:00,606 --> 00:04:04,442 I THINK WE HIT IT OFF. 88 00:04:04,476 --> 00:04:06,578 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? SHE'S IN FIRST CLASS, 89 00:04:06,612 --> 00:04:08,179 AND YOU HAVE NO CLASS. 90 00:04:09,615 --> 00:04:11,383 I'M THINKING, 91 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:13,084 HOT BABE MINUS THE JERK 92 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:15,420 EQUALS HAPPY ZACH. 93 00:04:15,454 --> 00:04:17,456 WOW. 94 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:19,458 THAT WAS ALMOST MATH. 95 00:04:19,492 --> 00:04:21,293 GOOD JOB, BUDDY. 96 00:04:24,296 --> 00:04:26,431 OH, SNOOKUMS. 97 00:04:26,465 --> 00:04:28,033 I'M SORRY THAT YOUR LANDING WAS SO ROUGH... 98 00:04:30,536 --> 00:04:33,471 ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU'RE STILL RECOVERING FROM YOUR TUMMY TUCK. 99 00:04:35,841 --> 00:04:37,142 - HI, ROOMIE! - ( oinking ) 100 00:04:41,881 --> 00:04:43,414 REMEMBER PORKERS FROM PARROT ISLAND? 101 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:45,383 HE'S FINALLY OUT OF QUARANTINE, 102 00:04:45,417 --> 00:04:46,985 SO I THOUGHT WE COULD HAVE A PET PLAY DATE. 103 00:04:47,019 --> 00:04:50,488 GET THAT PIG OUT OF HERE. HE DOES NOT BELONG WHERE PEOPLE SLEEP. 104 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:52,958 HE'S AS MUCH OF A PET AS IVANA. 105 00:04:52,992 --> 00:04:54,660 A PIG ISN'T A PET. IT'S BREAKFAST. 106 00:04:54,694 --> 00:04:58,362 ( gasps ) DON'T YOU SAY THAT IN FRONT OF PORKERS. 107 00:04:58,397 --> 00:05:00,231 - HE'S VERY SENSITIVE. - AND DELICIOUS. 108 00:05:02,402 --> 00:05:04,302 THERE IS NO WAY THAT THING IS STAYING IN HERE. 109 00:05:04,336 --> 00:05:05,504 NOW SEND IT TO THE KITCHEN WHERE IT BELONGS. 110 00:05:05,538 --> 00:05:08,607 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW PIGS ARE MUCH SMARTER THAN DOGS. 111 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:10,642 OH, YEAH? CAN PORKERS TELL THE DIFFERENCE 112 00:05:10,676 --> 00:05:11,643 BETWEEN A DIAMOND AND A CUBIC ZIRCONIUM? 113 00:05:13,445 --> 00:05:15,880 I CAN'T EVEN DO THAT. 114 00:05:15,915 --> 00:05:18,549 NO WONDER THE PIG SEEMS SMART TO YOU. 115 00:05:18,584 --> 00:05:20,952 THAT'S IT. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A COMPETITION 116 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,220 TO SEE WHOSE PET IS SMARTER. 117 00:05:22,254 --> 00:05:26,124 YOU'RE ON. AND THE LOSING PIG HAS TO SWIM HOME. 118 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:29,260 OR THE LOSING DOG HAS TO STAY IN THE SHIP'S KENNEL. 119 00:05:29,294 --> 00:05:31,163 FINE, THE LOSER GOES TO THE HOLD. 120 00:05:31,197 --> 00:05:33,831 THEY LIKE PRETTY PIGS LIKE YOU DOWN IN THE KENNEL. 121 00:05:33,866 --> 00:05:35,867 ( oinks ) 122 00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:38,769 NOW PORKERS, YOU KNOW WE DON'T USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE. 123 00:05:38,804 --> 00:05:40,638 ( oinks ) 124 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:41,772 I DON'T CARE IF SHE IS ONE. 125 00:05:41,807 --> 00:05:43,041 ( gasps ) 126 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:53,150 ...AND THAT'S WHY, TO THIS DAY, 127 00:05:53,185 --> 00:05:55,787 - I ONLY USE A LEFT-HANDED POLO MALLET. - ( mouthing along ) 128 00:05:58,958 --> 00:06:01,326 WHAT A DELIGHTFUL HORSE-ATTACK ANECDOTE. 129 00:06:03,896 --> 00:06:05,330 LADIES, GENTLEMEN... ASHTON. 130 00:06:07,432 --> 00:06:09,100 ZACH, YOU CLEAN UP NICE. 131 00:06:10,869 --> 00:06:13,471 WELL, LUCKY MY BROTHER HAS EIGHT DIFFERENT KINDS OF LOOFAS. 132 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:17,942 YOU MUST BE VIOLET'S SISTER. 133 00:06:17,976 --> 00:06:19,978 - OH, PLEASE. - SHH. 134 00:06:20,012 --> 00:06:23,181 LET THE BOY TALK. 135 00:06:23,215 --> 00:06:25,049 IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, MRS. BERG. 136 00:06:27,353 --> 00:06:29,554 Ashton: NICE TUX. 137 00:06:29,588 --> 00:06:31,289 MAYBE YOU'LL GROW INTO IT SOMEDAY. 138 00:06:34,226 --> 00:06:35,993 YOU KNOW WHAT? I ADMIT IT. 139 00:06:36,028 --> 00:06:38,897 IT'S A LITTLE ROOMY. I BORROWED IT FROM A FRIEND. HE'S A WAITER HERE. 140 00:06:38,931 --> 00:06:42,100 GOOD THING HE'S NOT FRIENDS WITH A COCKTAIL WAITRESS 141 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:43,134 OR HE'D BE WEARING A MINISKIRT. 142 00:06:45,771 --> 00:06:47,972 WELL, I HATE TO BRAG, BUT I DO HAVE THE LEGS FOR IT. 143 00:06:53,212 --> 00:06:55,579 I'M GONNA SIT DOWN. 144 00:06:55,614 --> 00:06:57,649 I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. 145 00:06:57,683 --> 00:06:59,217 DUDE, YOU DON'T GOTTA ANNOUNCE IT. 146 00:06:59,251 --> 00:07:00,518 JUST GO. 147 00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:06,657 YOU WERE SAYING, ASHTON? 148 00:07:06,692 --> 00:07:09,260 WHY SAY IT, 149 00:07:09,294 --> 00:07:10,328 WHEN YOU CAN SHOW IT? 150 00:07:13,698 --> 00:07:16,234 IT'S THE KIDNEY OF THE SEA. 151 00:07:16,268 --> 00:07:19,170 THAT'S ONE TRICKED-OUT ORGAN. 152 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:21,906 LOUIS XIV HAD IT MADE FOR HIS SWEETHEART. 153 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:23,675 SHE HAD A KIDNEY STONE PROBLEM 154 00:07:23,709 --> 00:07:25,343 AND ONCE PASSED ONE THE SIZE OF, 155 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:27,445 WELL, THIS. 156 00:07:27,479 --> 00:07:30,748 OUCH. 157 00:07:30,782 --> 00:07:34,019 AND NOW IT WILL GRACE THE NECK OF MY VIOLET. 158 00:07:34,053 --> 00:07:35,887 SHE LOVES IT. 159 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:37,989 MOTHER, I CAN SPEAK FOR MYSELF. 160 00:07:38,023 --> 00:07:40,358 - IT IS BEAUTIFUL. - AND SHE LOVES IT. 161 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:43,962 SHE CAN WEAR IT TO MY BIRTHDAY GALA TOMORROW NIGHT. 162 00:07:43,996 --> 00:07:45,430 I'M GOING TO BE 30... 163 00:07:47,432 --> 00:07:50,968 ...FIVE. 164 00:07:51,002 --> 00:07:54,272 OKAY, 40 BUT THAT'S AS HIGH AS I'LL GO. 165 00:07:54,306 --> 00:07:56,274 COME, VIOLET. 166 00:07:56,308 --> 00:07:58,776 LET'S SEE HOW YOUR KIDNEY SPARKLES UNDER THE LIGHTS OF THE DISCO BALL. 167 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:10,321 WASN'T THAT A WONDERFUL GIFT? 168 00:08:10,355 --> 00:08:13,458 SURE BEATS THE CANDY BRACELET I WAS GONNA GIVE HER. 169 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:23,835 CODY, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR BEING OUR REFEREE. 170 00:08:23,869 --> 00:08:25,403 I KNOW YOU'LL BE FAIR... 171 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:26,704 AND IMPARTIAL. 172 00:08:29,108 --> 00:08:31,142 YOU FORGOT HONEST. 173 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,510 HONESTLY, MAKE SURE I WIN... 174 00:08:34,046 --> 00:08:36,748 BUT NOT RIGHT AWAY. I DON'T WANT IT TO BE OBVIOUS. 175 00:08:36,782 --> 00:08:39,350 - OBVIOUS? YOU JUST BRIBED HIM. - NO, I DIDN'T. 176 00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:41,319 - YEAH, YOU DID. YEAH, YOU DID. - NO, I DIDN'T. NO NO. 177 00:08:41,353 --> 00:08:43,087 - LA-LA-LA-LA. - CHEATER, CHEATER, PUMPKIN EATER. 178 00:08:43,121 --> 00:08:45,056 LADIES, RESPECT THE STRIPED SHIRT. 179 00:08:45,090 --> 00:08:46,491 ( sighs ) 180 00:08:46,525 --> 00:08:49,060 ALL RIGHT, NOW LET'S START WITH SOME BASIC COMMANDS. 181 00:08:49,094 --> 00:08:50,695 SIT! 182 00:08:52,998 --> 00:08:55,700 ( oinks ) 183 00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:58,036 ALL RIGHT, ONE POINT FOR PORKERS, 184 00:08:58,070 --> 00:08:59,737 ONE POINT FOR IVANA AND... 185 00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:05,476 ONE POINT FOR LONDON. 186 00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:06,978 YAY! I'M TIED FOR FIRST PLACE! 187 00:09:10,149 --> 00:09:12,083 MOVING ON. AND THIS TIME 188 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:14,218 JUST FOR THE ANIMALS... 189 00:09:16,154 --> 00:09:18,657 - SPEAK! - ( barks ) 190 00:09:18,691 --> 00:09:21,259 - ( oinks ) - THAT WASN'T A BARK! 191 00:09:21,293 --> 00:09:23,227 PORKERS DOESN'T BARK. HE'S A PIG. 192 00:09:23,262 --> 00:09:26,297 CAN WE HAVE A RULING HERE, JUDGIE-WUDGIE? 193 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,500 SQUEAL IS GOOD. 194 00:09:31,336 --> 00:09:33,438 NOW, ANIMALS, PLAY DEAD. 195 00:09:37,909 --> 00:09:40,111 LOOK AT MOMMY'S LITTLE GIRL. 196 00:09:40,145 --> 00:09:42,180 SHE'S PLAYING DEAD SO WELL, 197 00:09:42,214 --> 00:09:45,282 MOMMY'S SAD. OH, YES, SHE IS. 198 00:09:45,317 --> 00:09:48,286 WHO'S A SMART, DEAD DOGGY? 199 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:50,655 AHEM. CHECK OUT PORKERS. 200 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:56,861 THAT'S A WINNER, AND EXTRA POINTS FOR PRESENTATION. 201 00:10:00,665 --> 00:10:01,499 WHAT PART OF "BRIBE" DON'T YOU GET? 202 00:10:05,904 --> 00:10:09,073 - HI, ZACH. - OH, HEY, VIOLET. WHAT'S GOING ON? 203 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,375 ( squeaks ) 204 00:10:12,010 --> 00:10:14,645 OH, HERE. 205 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:17,081 IT SEEMS I'M ALWAYS CLEANING FOOD OFF OF YOU. 206 00:10:17,115 --> 00:10:19,283 YOU KNOW, IF WE WERE APES, 207 00:10:19,317 --> 00:10:21,085 THAT WOULD MAKE US MARRIED. 208 00:10:21,119 --> 00:10:22,487 WELL, DON'T TELL MY MOTHER. 209 00:10:22,521 --> 00:10:24,889 SHE'D GO BANANAS. 210 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:27,858 SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME, DOES SHE? 211 00:10:27,893 --> 00:10:30,294 NO NO, IT'S NOT THAT SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU. 212 00:10:30,329 --> 00:10:33,231 SHE JUST LIKES ASHTON AND HIS MONEY. 213 00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:34,966 SHE'S HOPING THERE'S A MERGER IN OUR FUTURE. 214 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,600 YOU MEAN A MARRIAGE? 215 00:10:36,635 --> 00:10:38,737 NO, MERGER. 216 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:40,838 OUR FAMILY MAKES OLIVE OIL. HIS MAKES VINEGAR. 217 00:10:40,872 --> 00:10:43,507 TOGETHER WE COULD HAVE A SALAD DRESSING EMPIRE. 218 00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:45,777 YOU KNOW, JUST FOR THE RECORD, 219 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:48,613 OLIVE OIL AND VINEGAR DON'T MIX. 220 00:10:50,582 --> 00:10:53,551 SO... WHERE'S YOUR NECKLACE? 221 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,319 OH, I LEFT IT IN MY ROOM. 222 00:10:55,354 --> 00:10:57,488 IT'S A LITTLE TOO OSTENTATIOUS FOR ME. 223 00:10:57,522 --> 00:10:59,157 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, BUT IT SURE IS FLASHY. 224 00:11:01,426 --> 00:11:03,728 SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY? 225 00:11:03,762 --> 00:11:05,596 WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING. 226 00:11:07,032 --> 00:11:10,401 WELL, RIGHT NOW, 227 00:11:10,435 --> 00:11:12,003 I'M JUST PICKING UP EMPTY SMOOTHIE CUPS. 228 00:11:12,037 --> 00:11:13,237 SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 229 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,575 YOU'VE NEVER WORKED A DAY IN YOUR LIFE, HAVE YOU? 230 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:19,511 NOPE, BUT I'D LIKE TO GIVE IT A SHOT. 231 00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:22,480 WELL, THEN TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY. 232 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,148 - START PICKING UP SOME EMPTY CUPS. - OKAY. 233 00:11:27,786 --> 00:11:29,721 WHOA WHOA WHOA. HEY, WAIT TILL THEY'RE DONE. 234 00:11:33,292 --> 00:11:34,859 ( slurping ) 235 00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:19,536 SO ARE YOU DONE YET? I WANNA SEE IT. 236 00:12:19,571 --> 00:12:22,172 ( sighs ) 237 00:12:22,207 --> 00:12:25,076 YOU KNOW, IT REALLY DOESN'T DO YOU JUSTICE. 238 00:12:25,110 --> 00:12:26,310 OH, JUST LET ME SEE IT. 239 00:12:31,149 --> 00:12:34,619 NO, IT'S AMAZING. 240 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,721 I LOVE HOW YOU MADE MY EYES BIGGER THAN MY HEAD. 241 00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:40,491 THE SPACESHIPS ARE EXCELLENT. 242 00:12:40,525 --> 00:12:42,092 I LOVE THE ONE WITH THE MONKEY IN IT. 243 00:12:42,127 --> 00:12:45,997 THAT'S ME. 244 00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:47,532 WELL, THAT DOESN'T DO YOU JUSTICE. 245 00:12:50,035 --> 00:12:52,436 ( shivers ) 246 00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:54,305 - WHOA, ARE YOU COLD? - A LITTLE. 247 00:12:54,339 --> 00:12:55,406 I'M GONNA RUN AND GET MY WRAP. 248 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,708 NO NO NO. 249 00:12:57,743 --> 00:12:59,644 I'LL GET IT FOR YOU, MY LITTLE MERMAID. 250 00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:02,146 WHY, THANK YOU, MY LITTLE MERMAN. 251 00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:04,448 HEY, NOW WE'RE GOING A BIT TOO FAR. 252 00:13:04,482 --> 00:13:07,051 I AGREE. 253 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:08,920 MY WRAP IS IN THE TOP DRAWER OF MY DRESSER. 254 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,855 - I'LL MISS YOU. - I'LL MISS YOU, TOO. 255 00:13:10,889 --> 00:13:12,723 I'LL MISS YOU MORE. 256 00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:14,325 - TOO FAR AGAIN? - NO. 257 00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:35,947 I JUST DON'T THINK THOSE SIMPLE COMMANDS 258 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,414 ARE A FAIR TEST OF A DOG'S INTELLIGENCE. 259 00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:41,052 I MEAN, SIT, SPEAK, ROLL OVER? THOSE ARE PIG TRICKS. 260 00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:45,256 WELL, ACCORDING TO THE LATEST ISSUE OF "DOG-OBSESSED MONTHLY," 261 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,292 A SIMPLE WAY TO TEST YOUR ANIMAL'S INTELLIGENCE 262 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,460 IS TO THROW A TOWEL OVER ITS HEAD 263 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,461 AND SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES THEM TO GET IT OFF. 264 00:13:50,495 --> 00:13:51,529 WE'LL START WITH IVANA. 265 00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:56,300 READY, SET, GO. 266 00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:00,504 ( snoring ) 267 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:06,177 SHE'S SNORING. SHE FELL ASLEEP. 268 00:14:06,211 --> 00:14:09,447 BECAUSE IT'S DARK UNDER THERE, 269 00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:11,448 WHICH MEANS BEDDY-BYE, WHICH SHOWS SHE'S SMART. 270 00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:12,950 GIVE HER POINTS FOR THAT. 271 00:14:12,984 --> 00:14:14,118 YOUR TURN, BACON BITS. 272 00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:16,187 ( oinks ) 273 00:14:16,221 --> 00:14:17,922 YOU DON'T GET POINTS FOR FALLING ASLEEP. 274 00:14:17,956 --> 00:14:20,458 YOU GET POINTS FOR SHAKING THE TOWEL OFF YOUR HEAD, LIKE THIS. 275 00:14:24,062 --> 00:14:26,697 WOW, THAT'S A RECORD. 10 POINTS FOR PORKERS. 276 00:14:26,731 --> 00:14:28,899 YAY, THAT DESERVES A HUG. 277 00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:30,501 WELL, IF YOU INSIST. 278 00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:35,839 I THINK THIS ENTIRE COMPETITION IS RIGGED. 279 00:14:35,874 --> 00:14:37,308 OH, PLEASE. 280 00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,878 ( snoring ) 281 00:14:40,912 --> 00:14:42,880 ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME. 282 00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:48,886 ( classical music playing ) 283 00:14:53,658 --> 00:14:55,993 LOOK, I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS 284 00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:57,728 TO PUT FRUIT IN A BLENDER AND PUSH A BUTTON, 285 00:14:57,763 --> 00:14:59,731 BUT THIS ISN'T A SMOOTHIE-- 286 00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:00,998 IT'S A LUMPIE. 287 00:15:05,470 --> 00:15:07,772 ( blender whirring ) 288 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:14,779 HERE YOU ARE. ENJOY YOUR DRINK. 289 00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:16,547 THERE'S AN EMPTY TABLE RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 290 00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:24,488 MR. MOSEBY! 291 00:15:24,522 --> 00:15:26,457 YES, MRS. BERG? 292 00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:30,728 DO YOU THINK THIS ICE SCULPTURE MAKES ME LOOK LIKE I HAVE A DOUBLE CHIN? 293 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,530 WAIT AN HOUR. ONE OF THEM WILL MELT. 294 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:38,936 OH, VIOLET. 295 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:42,040 YOU LOOK LOVELY... 296 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,874 BUT WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING THE KIDNEY OF THE SEA? 297 00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:47,011 WELL, IT'S SO VALUABLE, I ONLY WANT TO WEAR IT ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS. 298 00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:50,247 WHAT COULD BE MORE SPECIAL THAN MY 40th BIRTHDAY? 299 00:15:50,281 --> 00:15:51,315 NEXT YEAR, WHEN YOU'RE 50. 300 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:56,854 YOUR MOTHER'S RIGHT. YOU SHOULD WEAR IT. GO GET IT. 301 00:15:56,888 --> 00:15:59,924 OKAY, THE TRUTH IS I CAN'T FIND IT. 302 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:01,592 I LOOK EVERYWHERE. I TORE THE ROOM APART. 303 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:04,328 REALLY? 304 00:16:04,362 --> 00:16:05,629 WELL, PERHAPS IT'S BEEN STOLEN. 305 00:16:07,332 --> 00:16:09,100 DID I JUST HEAR THE "S" WORD? 306 00:16:11,169 --> 00:16:12,737 YES, THE KIDNEY HAS BEEN STOLEN. 307 00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:15,740 WELL, HAVE ONE OF THE LITTLE HOT DOGS. THEY'RE DELICIOUS. 308 00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:19,009 NO, HE MEANS MY DIAMOND NECKLACE, 309 00:16:19,043 --> 00:16:20,945 NOT THE KIDNEY OF THE SEA. 310 00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:22,814 HOW COULD YOU LET IT OUT OF YOUR SIGHT? 311 00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:25,316 HAS ANYONE ELSE HAD ACCESS TO YOUR ROOM? 312 00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:26,751 I DIDN'T SEE ANYBODY WHEN I WAS UP THERE. 313 00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:32,022 I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT. 314 00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:33,924 KIDNEY THIEF! CHECK HIS POCKETS. 315 00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:37,327 WHOA, BACK OFF. YOU WANNA SEE WHAT'S IN MY POCKETS? 316 00:16:37,362 --> 00:16:38,696 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S IN MY POCKETS. 317 00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:40,164 IN THIS POCKET, 318 00:16:40,198 --> 00:16:42,500 I HAVE A HALF-EATEN PEANUT-BUTTER-AND-JELLY SANDWICH. 319 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,871 AND IN THIS POCKET, I HAVE... 320 00:16:48,439 --> 00:16:49,874 THE KIDNEY OF THE SEA. 321 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,879 GOOD GOBSTOPPERS, THAT'S A BIG ROCK. 322 00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:56,980 - IT'S ALWAYS THE HELP. - ARREST HIM. 323 00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:59,016 - WHAT? - ZACH. 324 00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:00,951 VIOLET, I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT. 325 00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:03,020 ZACH, I WANNA BELIEVE YOU, BUT WHY WAS THE NECKLACE IN YOUR POCKET? 326 00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:06,890 I DON'T KNOW. I THOUGHT THERE WAS A BROWNIE IN THERE. 327 00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:09,927 MAKE HIM WALK THE PLANK. 328 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:12,196 SADLY, OUR PLANK WAS REMOVED IN THE LATE 1700s. 329 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:17,368 FURTHERMORE, I KNOW ZACH MARTIN 330 00:17:17,402 --> 00:17:19,036 AND HE IS MANY THINGS. 331 00:17:19,070 --> 00:17:22,773 HE'S ANNOYING, LAZY, 332 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,943 UNRELIABLE, OFTEN UNKEMPT, 333 00:17:25,977 --> 00:17:29,146 CARELESS, RECKLESS, TARDY, OBNOXIOUS, 334 00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:31,415 DESTRUCTIVE, A TRIFLE GASSY... 335 00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:38,589 ZACH IS ALSO LOUD, IRRESPONSIBLE, DEVIOUS... 336 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,358 IS THERE A "BUT" COMING ANYTIME SOON? 337 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:43,593 ...AND A PAIN IN THE BUTT. 338 00:17:43,628 --> 00:17:46,697 - THANKS. - HOWEVER, HE IS NOT A THIEF. 339 00:17:48,199 --> 00:17:51,568 THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE NECKLACE IN HIS POCKET? 340 00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:53,871 ONE OF THE DIAMONDS IS MISSING. 341 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:56,574 HE MUST'VE SOLD IT TO FEED HIS BUBBLEGUM HABIT. 342 00:17:58,910 --> 00:18:01,311 I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT... 343 00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:04,715 STARTING TOMORROW. 344 00:18:04,749 --> 00:18:07,652 OBVIOUSLY, HE HAS NO IMPULSE CONTROL-- 345 00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:11,655 A SURE SIGN OF THE CRIMINAL MIND. 346 00:18:11,689 --> 00:18:12,723 THIS EVENT IS THE SCAVENGER HUNT. 347 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,358 ( oinking ) 348 00:18:14,392 --> 00:18:15,893 THE ANIMAL WHO FINDS 349 00:18:15,927 --> 00:18:18,362 THE MOST OBJECTS WINS. 350 00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:22,232 Bailey: WE'RE AHEAD, PORKERS. I KNOW YOU CAN DO THIS, 351 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,802 BUT NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, MOMMY LOVES YOU. 352 00:18:24,836 --> 00:18:26,604 LISTEN, YOU LOSER, 353 00:18:26,638 --> 00:18:29,673 YOU WIN THIS EVENT OR MOMMY WILL CANCEL YOUR DOGGY DEBIT CARD. 354 00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:33,043 READY, GO! 355 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:36,981 Bailey: HE FOUND THE ROPE! 356 00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:38,850 YOU'RE THE BEST AND I'M NOT FAKING 357 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,351 I WON'T TURN YOU INTO BACON 358 00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:42,186 GIVE ME A "P"! 359 00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:44,956 NO NO NO, NOT ON THE DECK. 360 00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:47,224 THIS IS UNFAIR. 361 00:18:47,258 --> 00:18:48,926 THAT PIG'S USED TO BEING LED AROUND ON A ROPE. 362 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,996 WE SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR THINGS THAT IVANA KNOWS. 363 00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:53,730 I WANT SOMEONE TO FIND THIS MISSING DIAMOND. 364 00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:55,499 ( growling ) 365 00:18:55,533 --> 00:18:56,500 IVANA, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 366 00:18:58,103 --> 00:19:00,537 ( barks ) 367 00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:02,472 GET THIS FILTHY MUTT OFF OF ME! 368 00:19:02,507 --> 00:19:04,074 MY IVANA IS NOT A FILTHY MUTT. 369 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:11,448 MRS. BERG, IS THIS THE MISSING DIAMOND FROM THE NECKLACE? 370 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,784 IT CAN'T BE. 371 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,686 WELL, IT'S A PERFECT MATCH. 372 00:19:18,022 --> 00:19:19,390 ASHTON, WHAT WAS IT DOING IN YOUR POCKET? 373 00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:21,592 UH, WELL... 374 00:19:23,094 --> 00:19:25,996 WHEN I GAVE YOU THE NECKLACE, IT MUST HAVE FALLEN OUT. 375 00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:27,732 NO, YOU GAVE IT TO ME IN A BOX 376 00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:29,666 AND ALL THE DIAMONDS WERE THERE. 377 00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:31,736 YOU STOLE THE NECKLACE TO TRY AND FRAME ME. 378 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:34,038 ( dramatic musical sting ) 379 00:19:36,941 --> 00:19:38,275 YES, AND I WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT 380 00:19:38,309 --> 00:19:40,978 IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS AND YOUR DOG! 381 00:19:41,012 --> 00:19:42,980 I'LL GET HIM! 382 00:19:43,014 --> 00:19:45,449 STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE. THAT'S ENOUGH. 383 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,985 WHOA! OKAY. 384 00:19:48,019 --> 00:19:49,987 STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! 385 00:19:50,021 --> 00:19:51,455 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 386 00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:52,756 I HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL. 387 00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:55,559 ( shrieks ) 388 00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:57,360 ZACH, WAIT! 389 00:19:57,395 --> 00:19:59,830 CAREFUL, ICE BERG DEAD AHEAD! 390 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,198 - Mrs. Berg: NO! - WHOA! 391 00:20:01,232 --> 00:20:03,334 ( splashes ) 392 00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:08,272 NO! I'M WEARING SILK! 393 00:20:08,306 --> 00:20:11,908 SELTZER WITH A LITTLE SALT WILL TAKE THAT RIGHT OUT. 394 00:20:11,943 --> 00:20:13,711 REMEMBER: DAB, DON'T RUB. 395 00:20:17,949 --> 00:20:20,651 VIOLET! VIOLET! 396 00:20:20,685 --> 00:20:22,186 ZACH, TAKE MY HAND! 397 00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:27,691 DON'T... EVER LET GO. 398 00:20:27,725 --> 00:20:29,760 I'LL NEVER LET GO. I PROMISE. 399 00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:33,530 IT'S A HOT TUB! JUST STAND UP! 400 00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:45,909 SOLVED A CRIME.BUT IVANA 401 00:20:45,943 --> 00:20:48,612 THAT'S A LOT SMARTER THAN FINDING SOME STUPID ROPE. 402 00:20:48,646 --> 00:20:50,047 - NO, IT ISN'T. - IS SO. 403 00:20:50,081 --> 00:20:51,782 - IS NOT. - IS SO. 404 00:20:51,816 --> 00:20:53,984 JUDGIE-WUDGIE, WE NEED A RULING. 405 00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:01,725 I'M CALLING IT A DRAW. 406 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,461 IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT IVANA SOLVED A CRIME, 407 00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:04,728 NOW YOU WANT HER TO DRAW SOMETHING? 408 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:10,301 - NO, A DRAW IS A TIE. - IVANA LOOKS RIDICULOUS IN A TIE, 409 00:21:10,335 --> 00:21:11,268 AND SHE WAS CLEARLY THE WINNER. 410 00:21:13,538 --> 00:21:14,571 GET YOUR BATHING SUIT, OTHER WHITE MEAT. 411 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:15,673 TIME TO SWIM HOME. 412 00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:20,311 Cody: NO, LONDON, WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY 413 00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:22,879 IS THAT BOTH PETS ARE WINNERS. 414 00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:25,549 - THAT IS SO LAME. - Bailey: YEAH, TOTALLY. 415 00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:27,784 NO ONE LIKES A WISHY-WASHY JUDGIE-WUDGIE. 416 00:21:27,819 --> 00:21:30,087 YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD'VE ASKED THAT LIFEGUARD TO BE OUR JUDGE. 417 00:21:30,121 --> 00:21:33,357 - YEAH, HE'S REALLY CUTE. - AND HE'LL TAKE A BRIBE. 418 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,330 YOU GUYS AREN'T MAD AT ME, ARE YOU? 419 00:21:39,364 --> 00:21:42,299 ( squealing ) 420 00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:43,801 NO, I'M SORRY. I DON'T SPEAK PIG LATIN. 421 00:22:02,687 --> 00:22:04,855 - ( necklace splashes ) - YEAH... 422 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,890 I'M GETTING RID OF LAST YEAR'S JEWELRY ALSO. 423 00:22:10,361 --> 00:22:12,429 ( splashing ) 424 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:37,104 YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET RID OF THOSE EARRINGS, TOO. 425 00:22:37,154 --> 00:22:41,704 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30797

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