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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,269 --> 00:00:06,071 - Boy: I ORDERED FIRST. - Boy 2: COME ON, COME ON. 2 00:00:06,105 --> 00:00:07,706 COME ON, I'VE BEEN WAITING 25 MINUTES. 3 00:00:07,740 --> 00:00:09,675 ( clears throat ) 4 00:00:09,709 --> 00:00:12,978 WHAT IS ALL THE COMMOTION? 5 00:00:13,012 --> 00:00:15,647 EVERYONE WANTS A BANANA-FO-FANA SMOOTHIE. 6 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:18,783 IT'S LIKE DRINKING HAPPINESS. 7 00:00:18,818 --> 00:00:22,120 - HOW GOOD CAN IT BE? - MMM. 8 00:00:22,154 --> 00:00:24,756 SWEET MAMA FROM YOKOHAMA, THAT IS GOOD! 9 00:00:27,227 --> 00:00:29,427 OKAY, YOU CAN GIVE IT BACK NOW. 10 00:00:29,462 --> 00:00:31,629 DUDE, YOU'RE BOGARTING ALL THE FO-FANA! 11 00:00:31,664 --> 00:00:34,299 GIVE IT BACK! 12 00:00:34,333 --> 00:00:36,902 AH! THAT'S LIKE DRINKING A MOTHER'S LOVE. 13 00:00:41,473 --> 00:00:44,476 MY GOOD MAN, GET THESE LOVELY LADIES 14 00:00:44,510 --> 00:00:46,178 ANOTHER SMOOTHIE OF THEIR CHOICE-- 15 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:48,647 I MEAN BESIDES ME-- 16 00:00:48,681 --> 00:00:50,615 AND PUT IT ON MY CARD. 17 00:00:52,985 --> 00:00:55,520 MAN, DO I LOVE THESE STUDENT CASH CARDS. 18 00:00:55,554 --> 00:00:59,991 ZACK, YOU CAN ONLY USE IT FOR MEALS, BOOKS AND OTHER NECESSITIES. 19 00:01:00,025 --> 00:01:03,395 THESE LADIES ARE NECESSITIES. 20 00:01:03,429 --> 00:01:07,065 I CAN EAT AND READ WHEN I'M OLD. 21 00:01:07,099 --> 00:01:10,268 I'LL SHOW YOU A BETTER WAY TO IMPRESS WOMEN. 22 00:01:10,303 --> 00:01:12,704 OH, COOL, A PIECE OF PLASTIC ON A STRING. 23 00:01:14,506 --> 00:01:16,007 HEY, BAILEY, CHECK OUT THE NEW MOVE 24 00:01:16,042 --> 00:01:18,810 I'VE BEEN PRACTICING FOR THE STRING FLING YO-YO COMPETITION. 25 00:01:21,914 --> 00:01:23,181 CODY, YOU'RE AWESOME. 26 00:01:31,224 --> 00:01:34,860 NO OFFENSE, BUT THAT MADE YOUR TRICK LOOK LIKE A COWPIE. 27 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:40,265 WHO'S THE YO-YO WITH THE YO-YO? 28 00:01:40,299 --> 00:01:42,934 THAT'S JOHAN YO. 29 00:01:42,968 --> 00:01:45,838 HE'S WON EIGHT GOLD MEDALS AT THE YOLYMPICS. 30 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:48,072 SO YOU'RE TOAST? 31 00:01:48,107 --> 00:01:50,875 NOT IF I MASTER MY NEW TRICK. 32 00:01:50,910 --> 00:01:53,077 I CALL IT THE AROUND- THE-UNIVERSE-STRING THEORY. 33 00:01:53,112 --> 00:01:55,313 WATCH. READY? 34 00:01:55,348 --> 00:01:57,149 READY? HERE I GO. 35 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,455 WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN? 36 00:02:03,489 --> 00:02:05,123 UH... 37 00:02:05,157 --> 00:02:07,493 YES. 38 00:02:07,527 --> 00:02:09,394 OH. THEN YAY. 39 00:02:11,230 --> 00:02:13,431 YOU ARE ADORABLE. 40 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:19,538 HERE, BUY YOURSELF A CORAL PAPERWEIGHT. 41 00:02:22,274 --> 00:02:24,743 OH AY OH, OH AY OH 42 00:02:27,346 --> 00:02:29,848 COME ALONG WITH ME 43 00:02:29,882 --> 00:02:31,416 AND LET'S HEAD OUT TO SEE 44 00:02:31,450 --> 00:02:33,251 WHAT THIS WORLD HAS 45 00:02:33,285 --> 00:02:36,021 FOR YOU AND FOR ME NOW 46 00:02:36,055 --> 00:02:38,056 WHICHEVER WAY THE WIND BLOWS 47 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:39,391 - WE SAY... - HEY-HO, LET'S GO! 48 00:02:39,425 --> 00:02:41,759 - OH AY OH - THIS BOAT'S ROCKING 49 00:02:41,794 --> 00:02:46,231 - OH AY OH - AIN'T NO STOPPING US NOW 50 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:48,066 'CAUSE WE'RE LIVING THE SUITE LIFE 51 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:50,868 - OH AY OH - THIS BOAT'S ROCKING 52 00:02:50,903 --> 00:02:55,073 - OH AY OH - ROCKING THE WHOLE WORLD ROUND 53 00:02:55,075 --> 00:02:58,810 AND WE'RE LIVING THE SUITE LIFE NOW 54 00:02:58,844 --> 00:03:00,112 HEY HO! OH AY OH 55 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:01,112 LET'S GO! 56 00:03:09,521 --> 00:03:11,456 - ( grunts ) - ( creaking ) 57 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:12,891 STUPID SEA-SCHOOL CLOSET. 58 00:03:15,928 --> 00:03:17,695 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 59 00:03:17,730 --> 00:03:20,331 THESE CLOSETS ARE WAY TOO SMALL. 60 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:22,301 I BELIEVE THAT'S MY CLOSET, 61 00:03:22,335 --> 00:03:24,902 AND IF YOU TAKE IT, ALL I'LL HAVE LEFT IS THAT HOOK. 62 00:03:24,937 --> 00:03:26,471 OOH, I'M GONNA NEED THAT. 63 00:03:29,475 --> 00:03:31,576 HI, PICTURE OF ME. 64 00:03:31,610 --> 00:03:33,545 THAT'S SO CUTE. 65 00:03:33,579 --> 00:03:34,946 I HATE TO BE PUSHY, 66 00:03:34,980 --> 00:03:38,483 BUT I BELIEVE THIS ROOM IS SUPPOSED TO BE HALF MINE. 67 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:40,018 THAT SOUNDS LIKE MATH. NOT MY THING. 68 00:03:43,655 --> 00:03:45,924 WHAT ARE YOUR SHOES DOING IN MY DESK? 69 00:03:45,958 --> 00:03:47,892 WHERE ARE MY TEXTBOOKS? 70 00:03:47,926 --> 00:03:50,095 I PUT THEM IN THAT LITTLE CUBBYHOLE. 71 00:03:50,129 --> 00:03:52,697 THAT'S THE PORTHOLE. 72 00:03:52,731 --> 00:03:55,066 YOU DUMPED MY SCHOOLBOOKS INTO THE OCEAN? 73 00:03:55,101 --> 00:03:57,435 MAYBE A SCHOOL OF FISH WILL FIND THEM. 74 00:03:57,470 --> 00:03:59,804 SCHOOL, FISH-- YOU GET IT? 75 00:03:59,839 --> 00:04:02,741 - YEAH, I GET IT. - GOOD, CAN YOU EXPLAIN IT TO ME? 76 00:04:09,081 --> 00:04:12,483 HEY, ZACK, OTHER THAN THIS MINOR INJURY, 77 00:04:12,518 --> 00:04:13,952 I THINK I'M GETTING THE HANG OF THIS THING. 78 00:04:13,986 --> 00:04:16,855 YEAH, IF SMACK THE FACE IS A TRICK, YOU'RE A SHOE-IN. 79 00:04:20,492 --> 00:04:22,493 HEY, BABE, 80 00:04:22,528 --> 00:04:24,729 WANT TO TRY A CHOCOLATE-COVERED LOBSTER? 81 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:28,299 UH, SOUNDS GROSS, BUT 'KAY. 82 00:04:28,334 --> 00:04:30,302 UH, ZACK... 83 00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:34,739 YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T BE USING UP YOUR CASH CARD ON ALL THIS STUPID STUFF. 84 00:04:34,773 --> 00:04:36,608 IT'S NOT STUPID STUFF. 85 00:04:36,642 --> 00:04:38,843 HERE ARE YOUR MONOGRAMMED GOLF CLUBS. 86 00:04:38,877 --> 00:04:42,480 AND WHY ARE YOU BRINGING THEM TO ME AND NOT MY ROBOT CADDY? 87 00:04:47,753 --> 00:04:50,722 OM, MONEY. 88 00:04:50,756 --> 00:04:53,458 OM, MONEY. 89 00:04:56,295 --> 00:04:59,297 WHAT THE FEATHERS HAPPENED TO OUR ROOM? 90 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:01,667 YOU SAID SPLIT IT IN HALF, SO I DID. 91 00:05:01,701 --> 00:05:04,869 THE BOTTOM HALF IS MINE AND THE TOP HALF IS YOURS. 92 00:05:04,904 --> 00:05:07,439 YOU MEAN THE AIR? 93 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:10,275 NO, SILLY. 94 00:05:10,309 --> 00:05:13,978 I BUILT YOU A CUSTOM-MADE LOFT! 95 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:18,149 HOW IN THE HAYSTACK 96 00:05:18,183 --> 00:05:20,018 AM I SUPPOSED TO GET UP THERE? 97 00:05:20,052 --> 00:05:23,188 ON YOUR CUSTOM-MADE LADDER! 98 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:28,193 NOW GET ON UP THERE AND GIVE IT A RIDE, COWGIRL. 99 00:05:31,363 --> 00:05:33,665 BELIEVE ME, YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT. 100 00:05:33,699 --> 00:05:35,467 YOU'LL HAVE A BALCONY AND A GREAT VIEW. 101 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:39,404 - OF WHAT? - OF ME! 102 00:05:39,438 --> 00:05:42,807 YEE-HAW. OW! 103 00:05:42,841 --> 00:05:45,410 CAREFUL. DON'T DENT THE CEILING. 104 00:05:53,719 --> 00:05:55,954 HEY, ZACK, HAVE YOU SEEN BAILEY? 105 00:05:55,988 --> 00:05:57,989 YES. 106 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:02,193 JOHAN INVITED HER AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER GIRLS 107 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:03,661 TO SEE HIS YO-YO COLLECTION. 108 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,029 I HEAR IT'S HUGE. 109 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:08,633 THIS PARTY IS AWESOME, ZACK. 110 00:06:08,667 --> 00:06:10,902 WAIT A MINUTE. 111 00:06:10,936 --> 00:06:12,570 YOU THREW THIS PARTY? 112 00:06:12,605 --> 00:06:15,139 WE'RE CELEBRATING. 113 00:06:15,173 --> 00:06:18,176 ANNIE TURNS 15 IN THREE AND A HALF MONTHS! 114 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:21,046 - WHOO! - YEAH! 115 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:24,282 I SWIPED THIS CARD AND THE MACHINE JUST LAUGHED. 116 00:06:24,316 --> 00:06:26,451 ( laughs ) 117 00:06:26,485 --> 00:06:29,153 SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, YOU MAXED OUT YOUR CARD. 118 00:06:29,188 --> 00:06:31,723 YOU USED UP ALL THE MONEY ON YOUR CARD? 119 00:06:31,757 --> 00:06:35,093 NO, I USED UP ALL THE MONEY ON YOURS. 120 00:06:35,127 --> 00:06:36,695 I MAXED OUT MINE YESTERDAY. 121 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:39,130 THEN THIS IS YOURS. 122 00:06:39,164 --> 00:06:41,933 IS IT A SNOWFLAKE? IS IT A BUTTERFLY? NO. 123 00:06:44,469 --> 00:06:46,938 YOU TOOK MY CARD? 124 00:06:46,973 --> 00:06:49,140 WELL, YOU LEFT IT LYING AROUND. 125 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:51,943 IT WAS IN MY WALLET, UNDER MY PILLOW, 126 00:06:51,977 --> 00:06:54,612 GUARDED BY MR. SNUGGLE BEAR. 127 00:06:54,647 --> 00:06:56,514 WELL, HE DIDN'T PUT UP MUCH OF A FIGHT. 128 00:06:56,548 --> 00:06:58,649 ZACK! 129 00:06:58,684 --> 00:07:01,386 THAT WAS ALL THE MONEY WE HAD FOR FOOD 130 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:03,021 FOR THE ENTIRE SEMESTER. 131 00:07:03,055 --> 00:07:06,291 WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE I TOOK YOUR CARD? 132 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:10,128 CODY? ARE YOU COMING TO GIVE ME A HUG? 133 00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:12,730 MAYBE NOT. 134 00:07:23,008 --> 00:07:24,476 UGH. 135 00:07:26,478 --> 00:07:28,613 OW. 136 00:07:28,647 --> 00:07:30,514 UGH! THIS IS TORTURE. 137 00:07:30,549 --> 00:07:31,850 IT'S SO STUFFY UP HERE. 138 00:07:31,884 --> 00:07:33,651 OW! 139 00:07:38,757 --> 00:07:41,960 COULD YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN WITH THE OWS? I'M TRYING TO SLEEP. 140 00:07:41,994 --> 00:07:46,364 I'M SORRY IF MY CRIES OF PAIN ARE KEEPING YOU AWAKE. 141 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:48,766 HEY, IT'S NO BED OF ROSES DOWN HERE EITHER. 142 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:50,301 WELL, ACTUALLY, IT IS. 143 00:07:52,471 --> 00:07:54,539 MY MATTRESS IS STUFFED WITH ROSE PETALS. 144 00:07:54,573 --> 00:07:56,140 SMELL? 145 00:07:57,676 --> 00:08:00,245 OKAY, THAT'S IT. 146 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:02,180 LOOK, LONDON, THIS ISN'T EASY FOR ME TO SAY, 147 00:08:02,214 --> 00:08:05,750 'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE TO COMPLAIN AND I REALLY WANT US TO BE FRIENDS, 148 00:08:05,784 --> 00:08:09,354 BUT-- OH, DAD-GUM IT! I'M JUST GONNA SAY IT. 149 00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:12,791 ( snores ) ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME. 150 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,592 I'VE GOTTA LEARN TO GET TO MY POINT FASTER. 151 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:21,866 AT LEAST I BOUGHT THESE CUSTOM FISHING POLES 152 00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:23,835 BEFORE I MAXED OUT YOUR CARD. 153 00:08:23,869 --> 00:08:27,138 GREAT THINKING AHEAD, ZACK. 154 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:29,641 OH. OH! I'VE GOT A BITE. 155 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:33,211 - HERE COMES DINNER, BABY! - AWESOME. 156 00:08:33,245 --> 00:08:36,881 YOU CAUGHT THE ELUSIVE SPECKLED SUN HAT. 157 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:39,117 HERE'S AN IDEA. WHY DON'T YOU GO OVER TO PIPER, 158 00:08:39,151 --> 00:08:41,819 GET BACK THAT EXPENSIVE WATCH YOU BOUGHT HER AND RETURN IT? 159 00:08:41,853 --> 00:08:45,356 AND WITH THAT MONEY WE CAN EAT SOMETHING THAT ISN'T MADE OF STRAW. 160 00:08:45,390 --> 00:08:48,492 FINE. 161 00:08:48,527 --> 00:08:51,363 HEY, PIPER. FUNNY STORY-- REALLY FUNNY. 162 00:08:51,397 --> 00:08:53,898 I LOVE A FUNNY STORY. 163 00:08:53,932 --> 00:08:56,334 - I NEED THE WATCH BACK. - YEAH, I DON'T GET IT. 164 00:08:56,368 --> 00:09:00,338 THAT'S THE THING: YOU DON'T GET IT. 165 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,473 - I REALLY NEED THE WATCH BACK. - FINE. 166 00:09:09,581 --> 00:09:13,551 AND TO THINK I PAID FOR THOSE FLAMENCO LESSONS! 167 00:09:14,987 --> 00:09:16,721 ZACK, CODY. 168 00:09:16,755 --> 00:09:20,758 I'VE HAD SOME COMPLAINTS OF PASSENGER'S HATS BEING WHISKED AWAY 169 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:24,162 BY FISHING HOOKS. ANY THOUGHTS? 170 00:09:24,196 --> 00:09:26,564 LOVE THE YELLOW JACKET. 171 00:09:26,598 --> 00:09:29,567 IT'S ZACK'S FAULT. HE USED UP ALL THE MONEY 172 00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:31,702 ON OUR STUDENT CARDS FOR THE ENTIRE SEMESTER. 173 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,938 - MMM. - NOW WE'RE BROKE AND HUNGRY. 174 00:09:33,972 --> 00:09:36,207 BOYS, WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER A LONG TIME 175 00:09:36,241 --> 00:09:39,777 AND, AS YOU KNOW, I AM NOTHING IF NOT REASONABLE. 176 00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:41,379 SO YOU'LL PUT SOME MONEY ON OUR CARDS? 177 00:09:44,316 --> 00:09:45,316 NO. 178 00:09:47,052 --> 00:09:48,086 I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. 179 00:09:50,489 --> 00:09:52,790 HEY, BUSBOY, CLEAN UP THAT MESS. 180 00:09:55,894 --> 00:09:58,830 AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THAT, SOME KID PUKED BY THE POOL. 181 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:03,434 ISN'T THAT THE TOWEL BOY'S JOB? 182 00:10:03,468 --> 00:10:06,937 ACTUALLY, HE PUKED UP A SMOOTHIE, 183 00:10:06,972 --> 00:10:08,373 SO THAT'S ALL YOU. 184 00:10:23,989 --> 00:10:27,358 MY JOB STINKS. THANKS TO YOU, 185 00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:28,726 - I'M A HUMAN HAMPER. - Man: TOWEL BOY! 186 00:10:31,296 --> 00:10:33,464 OH, THIS SMELLS LIKE ARMPIT! 187 00:10:33,498 --> 00:10:35,733 OH, QUIT COMPLAINING. 188 00:10:35,767 --> 00:10:37,902 THESE CUSTOMERS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY. 189 00:10:37,936 --> 00:10:40,838 "I WANTED A LARGE, NOT A SMALL." 190 00:10:40,872 --> 00:10:43,274 "YOU FORGOT THE COCONUT SHAVINGS." 191 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,976 "THERE'S A TOENAIL CLIPPING IN MY DRINK." 192 00:10:46,478 --> 00:10:49,214 OW. OW. 193 00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:51,682 - HEY, GUYS. - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 194 00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:55,086 WHAT HAPPENED? I'M LIVING ON A SHELF 195 00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:57,755 AND IT'S TURNED ME INTO A HUMAN QUESTION MARK. 196 00:10:57,790 --> 00:11:00,058 POOR THING. LET ME HELP YOU. 197 00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:01,826 - ( cracks ) - OW. OW! 198 00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:04,528 OH! 199 00:11:04,563 --> 00:11:06,397 - THANKS. - WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME. 200 00:11:08,066 --> 00:11:10,234 HEY HEY HEY HEY! NOT THE FACE. 201 00:11:10,269 --> 00:11:12,103 OH! 202 00:11:14,406 --> 00:11:17,975 - AWESOME. - ANYWAYS... 203 00:11:18,009 --> 00:11:20,211 I TRIED REASONING WITH LONDON, 204 00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:22,913 BUT IT'S LIKE TALKING TO A TRACTOR. 205 00:11:22,948 --> 00:11:24,682 THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO TRACTORS EVERYWHERE. 206 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:31,055 WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS YOU NEED TO SCHEME HER 207 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:33,024 INTO DOING WHAT YOU WANT HER TO DO. 208 00:11:33,058 --> 00:11:35,059 OH NO, THAT WOULD BE LYING. 209 00:11:35,093 --> 00:11:37,228 I DON'T LIE. 210 00:11:37,262 --> 00:11:39,531 WELL, EXCEPT THAT TIME 211 00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:41,966 I TOLD OUR TURKEY EVERYTHING WOULD BE OKAY 212 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,735 RIGHT BEFORE THANKSGIVING. 213 00:11:45,537 --> 00:11:46,838 OH, GOBBLERS, I'M SO SORRY. 214 00:11:50,142 --> 00:11:52,677 THE GOOD THING IS... 215 00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:54,846 LONDON WILL BE EASIER TO FOOL. 216 00:11:57,549 --> 00:12:01,452 PEOPLE! HOW MANY TOWELS DO YOU NEED? 217 00:12:01,486 --> 00:12:03,787 AND FOR THE LAST TIME: 218 00:12:03,822 --> 00:12:05,690 THESE THINGS AREN'T TISSUES! 219 00:12:08,393 --> 00:12:11,195 I HATE THIS JOB AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU. 220 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:14,465 WELL, IF YOU COULD WIN THAT YO-YO CONTEST, 221 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,000 YOU CAN GET A CASH PRIZE OF 1,000 BUCKS. 222 00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:19,069 THE ONLY WAY I COULD BEAT JOHAN 223 00:12:19,104 --> 00:12:21,872 IS IF I PERFECT MY UNIVERSAL-STRING- THEORY TRICK. 224 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:25,477 AND TO DO THAT, I'D HAVE TO PRACTICE DAY AND NIGHT. 225 00:12:25,479 --> 00:12:28,212 - ( sighs ) - SO I'LL DO BOTH OF OUR JOBS, 226 00:12:28,246 --> 00:12:30,715 THEN YOU WIN THE CONTEST, 227 00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:32,850 GET THE MONEY, IMPRESS BAILEY 228 00:12:32,884 --> 00:12:34,718 AND WE GET TO QUIT OUR JOBS! 229 00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:35,920 IT'S WIN-WIN-WIN... 230 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:38,756 WIN. 231 00:12:41,259 --> 00:12:43,594 SORRY. SORRY. EXCUSE ME. 232 00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:45,696 - Man: TOWEL! - COMING! 233 00:12:48,967 --> 00:12:50,835 HEY, JUICE MONKEY. TOWEL. 234 00:12:52,604 --> 00:12:53,504 ZACK! 235 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:57,875 - Man 2: HERE, CATCH! - Man 3: TOWEL BOY. 236 00:12:57,909 --> 00:12:59,844 Man 2: HERE'S MINE. 237 00:12:59,878 --> 00:13:01,112 Man 4: COME ON. PICK IT UP. 238 00:13:04,249 --> 00:13:06,951 - LONDON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - MY TOES. 239 00:13:06,985 --> 00:13:09,386 THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO THE STOCK MARKET, 240 00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:11,522 AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY STAYED HOME. 241 00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:13,057 THIS LITTLE PIGGY ATE ROAST BEEF, 242 00:13:13,091 --> 00:13:15,626 AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY HAD NONE, BECAUSE SHE'S A VEGETARIAN. 243 00:13:17,629 --> 00:13:19,497 AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY WORE 244 00:13:19,531 --> 00:13:21,833 A 24K WHITE-GOLD TOE RING. 245 00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:24,969 YAY, PIGGY! WHO'S A GOOD PIGGY? 246 00:13:25,003 --> 00:13:27,738 - UH, LONDON, DO YOU HEAR THAT? - ( chittering from recorder ) 247 00:13:31,109 --> 00:13:34,245 - WHAT IS THAT? - COULD BE SEA SNARKS. 248 00:13:34,279 --> 00:13:36,413 - WHAT'S A SEA SNARK? - THEY'RE SEA CREATURES 249 00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:38,415 THAT EAT THROUGH THE BULKHEADS OF SHIPS. 250 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:40,251 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN ON HUNDREDS OF CRUISES 251 00:13:40,285 --> 00:13:45,089 - AND I'VE NEVER HEARD OF SEA SNARKS. - UH, THAT'S BECAUSE... 252 00:13:45,123 --> 00:13:48,259 SNARKS ONLY GET IN ON THE LOWER DECKS. 253 00:13:48,293 --> 00:13:50,728 YOU USUALLY STAY ON THE UPPER DECKS. 254 00:13:50,762 --> 00:13:52,129 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS LOW. 255 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,266 WHAT DO SNARKS DO? 256 00:13:56,301 --> 00:13:59,203 MOSTLY MUNCH ON PURSES AND MATCHING BELTS. 257 00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:02,005 ( gasps ) I HAVE PURSES AND MATCHING BELTS. 258 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:04,541 THEY'RE ALSO ATTRACTED TO RED NAIL POLISH. 259 00:14:04,576 --> 00:14:06,610 I'M WEARING RED NAIL POLISH! 260 00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:07,945 THEY MIGHT NIBBLE ON MY PIGGIES! 261 00:14:09,514 --> 00:14:11,915 THANK GOODNESS I'M SAFE. 262 00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:14,452 SEA SNARKS CAN'T CLIMB. 263 00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:18,456 I'LL SWITCH BEDS... 264 00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:20,324 JUST FOR FUN. 265 00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:27,531 HEY, JUICE BOY! TOWEL, PLEASE! 266 00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:39,710 COOL TOWEL GIZMO. WHERE'D YOU GET IT? 267 00:14:39,744 --> 00:14:41,411 THIS IS A CONFETTI CANNON. I BORROWED IT 268 00:14:41,446 --> 00:14:43,480 FROM THE SHIP'S PARTY PLANNER. 269 00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:45,082 THE SAME WAY YOU "BORROWED" CODY'S MEAL CARD? 270 00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:46,150 PRETTY MUCH. 271 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:51,355 SO, I SEE YOU'RE STANDING UP STRAIGHT. 272 00:14:51,389 --> 00:14:53,191 DECIDED TO TRICK LONDON, HUH? 273 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:56,260 - I WOULDN'T SAY "TRICK" EXACTLY. - ( London screams ) 274 00:14:56,294 --> 00:14:58,195 THE SEA SNARKS ARE AFTER ME! 275 00:15:02,033 --> 00:15:04,101 OKAY, MAYBE A LITTLE TRICK. 276 00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:06,270 DO YOU THINK I'M A BAD PERSON? 277 00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:07,939 NO, I THINK YOU DID THE RIGHT THING. 278 00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:11,642 - THEN WHY DO I FEEL SO GUILTY? - BECAUSE YOU ARE. 279 00:15:16,014 --> 00:15:18,383 OH. HEY, JOHAN. 280 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,951 AS ONE YO-YO ARTIST TO ANOTHER, 281 00:15:20,985 --> 00:15:23,954 I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOOD LUCK OUT THERE. 282 00:15:23,988 --> 00:15:26,791 YOU'RE GOING DOWN... 283 00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:28,192 THEN UP, THEN DOWN. 284 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:37,735 I AM TOAST. 285 00:15:37,769 --> 00:15:39,770 YOU'VE GOT TO GET IT TOGETHER, BUDDY. 286 00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:42,606 WE'VE GOT A LOT RIDING ON THIS 287 00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:44,976 AND YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO BE SUCH A SCREW-UP. 288 00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:47,345 IT WOULD BE NICE 289 00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:50,114 IF, AS MY BROTHER, YOU ENCOURAGED ME. 290 00:15:50,148 --> 00:15:51,748 YOU'RE RIGHT. I SHOULD. 291 00:15:51,783 --> 00:15:54,085 ( sighs ) 292 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,419 OH, YOU MEANT NOW. 293 00:15:59,724 --> 00:16:00,891 ( loud chittering from recorder ) 294 00:16:06,831 --> 00:16:10,801 I THINK THE SEA SNARKS ARE BUILDING A NEST IN MY PURSES. 295 00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:14,104 LONDON, THE TRUTH IS... 296 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,140 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SEA SNARKS. 297 00:16:16,174 --> 00:16:17,508 OH, YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT 298 00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:19,743 TO TRY TO TRICK ME AND MY PIGGIES INTO COMING DOWN. 299 00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:22,646 NO, I SAID THAT TO TRICK YOU AND YOUR PIGGIES INTO GOING UP. 300 00:16:24,282 --> 00:16:27,585 THERE'S THAT GNAWING AGAIN. MAKE IT STOP. MAKE IT STOP! 301 00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:29,320 OKAY OKAY, I'LL TURN IT OFF. 302 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,224 - ( chittering stops ) - ( London shrieks ) 303 00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:35,159 THAT SEA SNARK DISGUISED HIMSELF AS A DIGITAL RECORDER! 304 00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:40,364 NO, SEA SNARKS DON'T EXIST. 305 00:16:40,398 --> 00:16:42,032 I MADE IT UP. LOOK, LONDON. 306 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:44,569 I WANT TO SAY I'M REALLY SORRY FOR LYING TO YOU. 307 00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:47,805 WELL, YOU SHOULD BE SORRY. HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME? 308 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,808 WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU? OW, MY BACK! 309 00:16:50,842 --> 00:16:52,777 I KNOW. MY BACK STILL HURTS TOO. 310 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,114 YOU MEAN IT MADE YOU FEEL THIS BAD? 311 00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:59,784 YES. I COULDN'T STAND FOR TWO DAYS. 312 00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:02,052 OH, YOU POOR THING-- 313 00:17:02,086 --> 00:17:04,655 IN PAIN, HUNCHED OVER, 314 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,323 FORCED TO LOOK AT THOSE HIDEOUS SHOES. 315 00:17:09,127 --> 00:17:12,329 I GUESS WE HAVEN'T BEEN VERY GOOD ROOMMATES TO EACH OTHER. 316 00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:15,165 ( sighs ) I GUESS NOT. 317 00:17:15,199 --> 00:17:16,867 SO CAN I PUT MY BED BACK ON THE FLOOR? 318 00:17:16,901 --> 00:17:18,836 ( sighs ) WELL... 319 00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:25,910 - OKAY. - AND WE CAN BE REAL ROOMMATES 320 00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:27,811 AND BEST FRIENDS, AND SHARE THE ROOM 321 00:17:27,845 --> 00:17:29,447 AND MAYBE EVEN SOME CLOTHES AND JEWELRY? 322 00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:30,481 HOLD YOUR PLOW THERE, FARM GIRL. 323 00:17:32,183 --> 00:17:33,350 ONE UGLY-SHOE STEP AT A TIME. 324 00:17:36,454 --> 00:17:39,656 - ( microphone feedback ) - Moseby: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 325 00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:42,593 I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YOU TO THIS YEAR'S STRING FLING YO-YO COMPETITION. 326 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:45,930 AND TO OUR YOUNG COMPETITORS I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY: 327 00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:48,265 - YO-YO, WHAT'S UP? - ( silence ) 328 00:17:48,299 --> 00:17:50,301 Both: UGH. 329 00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:52,536 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T WE BEGIN 330 00:17:52,570 --> 00:17:53,838 WITH OUR PRELIMINARY ROUND? 331 00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:58,275 AFTER 10 MINUTES OF OUR CONTESTANTS' BEST YO-YOING, 332 00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:01,112 OUR JUDGES WILL PICK OUR TWO FINALISTS. MMM? 333 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:03,914 OKAY, ON YOUR MARK, 334 00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:07,251 GET SET, YO. 335 00:18:07,285 --> 00:18:09,453 OOH! THAT WAS CLOSE. IT WENT RIGHT BY ME. 336 00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:23,601 MMM? THANK YOU. 337 00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:24,835 WE'RE DOWN TO OUR TWO FINALISTS. 338 00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:29,640 - JOHAN YO... - ( applauding ) 339 00:18:29,674 --> 00:18:32,042 ...AND CODY MARTIN. 340 00:18:34,879 --> 00:18:37,214 GO, CODY! YES! 341 00:18:40,585 --> 00:18:42,552 WELCOME TO THE FINALS. 342 00:18:42,587 --> 00:18:45,489 I'M DEDICATING MY PERFORMANCE TO BAILEY. 343 00:18:45,523 --> 00:18:48,626 NOW YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE. 344 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:51,028 AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR OUR FINAL YO-DOWN. 345 00:18:51,062 --> 00:18:54,365 FIRST UP, JOHAN YO. 346 00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:56,734 BOO! BOO! 347 00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:58,802 BOO BOO-- NO? 348 00:19:08,045 --> 00:19:09,113 I NEED A TOWEL OVER HERE! 349 00:19:24,562 --> 00:19:26,030 - Moseby: OH. - ( applauding ) 350 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,001 AND NOW THE OTHER KID. 351 00:19:33,137 --> 00:19:34,705 YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT, CODY. 352 00:19:36,274 --> 00:19:37,741 JUST IN CASE. 353 00:19:43,047 --> 00:19:44,949 SPACE... 354 00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:48,886 THE FINAL FRONTIER. 355 00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:00,565 YES, CODY, GET SOME! 356 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,833 THAT'S NOT GOOD. 357 00:20:02,867 --> 00:20:04,034 - Man: TOWEL, PLEASE. - UGH, STICKY. 358 00:20:06,404 --> 00:20:09,039 ( women screaming ) 359 00:20:09,073 --> 00:20:11,642 ZACK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OH! 360 00:20:11,676 --> 00:20:14,077 OH NO, THE TRIGGER'S STUCK! 361 00:20:14,111 --> 00:20:17,481 - LET ME FIX IT. - WHAT DO YOU THINK I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO? 362 00:20:17,515 --> 00:20:19,350 ( both grunting ) 363 00:20:24,655 --> 00:20:26,323 OH! OH! 364 00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:28,659 ( yelling ) 365 00:20:36,968 --> 00:20:39,904 AS I PASS THROUGH A METEOR SHOWER, 366 00:20:39,938 --> 00:20:43,641 I COMPLETE THE AROUND- THE-UNIVERSE-STRING THEORY! 367 00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:52,983 ( grunting ) 368 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,787 Both: WHAT? 369 00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:02,359 OH, YEAH, THE THING. 370 00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:07,698 AND THE WINNER IS-- 371 00:21:07,732 --> 00:21:08,799 AH! --JOHAN YO! 372 00:21:13,638 --> 00:21:15,572 DON'T FEEL BAD, CODY. HE IS A PROFESSIONAL. 373 00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:19,576 A PROFESSIO-- HUH? 374 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,345 A PROFESSIONAL YO-YO, YO? 375 00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:26,784 WELL, THIS CONTEST IS FOR AMATEURS ONLY! 376 00:21:26,818 --> 00:21:28,485 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 377 00:21:28,519 --> 00:21:31,555 EVEN THOUGH THE BRILLIANT MR. YO WAS CLEARLY THE BEST, 378 00:21:31,589 --> 00:21:35,058 I MUST RELUCTANTLY GIVE THIS AWARD TO... THE OTHER KID. 379 00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:37,827 YES! OH! OH! 380 00:21:37,862 --> 00:21:39,563 OH! GIVE ME THE BIG CHECK. 381 00:21:39,597 --> 00:21:41,098 OH, COME ON. GIVE ME THE BIG CHECK. 382 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,300 - PLEASE. OH! - OH. MOVE. YES! 383 00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:48,205 WE CAN FINALLY QUIT THOSE HORRIBLE JOBS. 384 00:21:48,239 --> 00:21:49,773 OH YES, AS SOON AS WE FIND A GIANT TELLER 385 00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:52,776 TO CASH THIS GIANT CHECK. 386 00:21:52,810 --> 00:21:56,914 I DON'T THINK SO. GIVE ME THAT CHECK. 387 00:21:56,948 --> 00:21:58,381 THIS SHOULD JUST ABOUT COVER THE DAMAGES 388 00:21:58,416 --> 00:21:59,884 ZACK'S TOWEL GUN CAUSED. 389 00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:02,152 SO YOU MEAN... 390 00:22:02,186 --> 00:22:03,821 WE STILL HAVE TO WORK IF WE WANT TO EAT? 391 00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:07,023 BOYS, BOYS, BOYS... 392 00:22:07,058 --> 00:22:09,826 MAYBE THERE'S A LESSON IN ALL OF THIS. 393 00:22:09,860 --> 00:22:11,895 MAYBE IN THE FUTURE, YOU TWO WILL BECOME 394 00:22:11,929 --> 00:22:13,530 MORE RESPONSIBLE. 395 00:22:19,170 --> 00:22:20,704 CAN'T EVEN SAY IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE. 396 00:22:27,879 --> 00:22:30,114 ( beeps ) 397 00:22:30,148 --> 00:22:31,882 SORRY, BUDDY. 398 00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:33,651 LOOKS LIKE YOUR CARD'S MAXED OUT. 399 00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:37,021 WHAT?! NO NO. 400 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,222 NO NO NO. CHECK AGAIN, CHECK AGAIN, CHECK AGAIN. 401 00:22:39,257 --> 00:22:41,425 - SWIPE-- - I'M GONNA HAVE TO CUT YOU OFF. 402 00:22:41,459 --> 00:22:44,728 OH. OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 403 00:22:44,762 --> 00:22:46,063 I MEAN I SHOULD KNOW WHEN TO QUIT. 404 00:22:46,097 --> 00:22:47,631 OH, LOOK-- A MERMAID! 405 00:22:52,270 --> 00:22:54,504 UGH! 406 00:22:54,539 --> 00:23:06,299 BRAIN FREEZE. 407 00:23:06,349 --> 00:23:10,899 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29592

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