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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:03,034 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:05,805 --> 00:00:08,040 - ( phone ringing ) - AH. 3 00:00:08,074 --> 00:00:10,375 I'M MARION MOSEBY, YOUR CRUISE SHIP MANAGER. 4 00:00:10,409 --> 00:00:11,576 WELCOME ABOARD. 5 00:00:14,146 --> 00:00:18,116 OH, YOU CAN GET A PAIR JUST LIKE THESE ON THE PLAZA DECK-- 6 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:19,518 THE SHORTS, NOT THE LEGS. 7 00:00:21,921 --> 00:00:23,922 GANG WAY! LONDON TIPTON COMING THROUGH! 8 00:00:23,956 --> 00:00:25,157 - ( bones crunch ) - OW! 9 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:27,659 WOW! BUMPY SEAS. 10 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:30,962 - THAT WAS MY FOOT. - WELL, WHAT WAS IT DOING UNDER MY TRUNK? 11 00:00:30,997 --> 00:00:33,165 THROBBING. 12 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:35,300 MOSEBY, ENOUGH OF YOUR PROBLEMS. 13 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:37,569 I'M ON VACATION! YAY ME! 14 00:00:37,603 --> 00:00:40,605 WELL, ACTUALLY YAY YOU IS 15 00:00:40,639 --> 00:00:43,008 ON THIS SHIP TO ATTEND SEVEN SEAS HIGH SCHOOL. 16 00:00:43,042 --> 00:00:46,578 WHILE IT MAY BE ON A CRUISE SHIP, LONDON, THIS IS NOT A VACATION. 17 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:48,246 YOUR DADDY PUT YOU ON THIS BOAT SO THAT YOU CAN'T 18 00:00:48,281 --> 00:00:51,416 JET OFF TO PARIS FOR LUNCH AND MISS YOUR AFTERNOON CLASSES. 19 00:00:51,450 --> 00:00:53,619 I HAD AFTERNOON CLASSES? 20 00:00:53,653 --> 00:00:55,387 WHAT'S NEXT, CLASSES IN THE MORNING? 21 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,559 THERE THERE, LONDON. YOU KNOW, THE OLDER I GET, 22 00:01:00,593 --> 00:01:04,629 THE MORE I REALIZE YOU HAVE TO LOOK ADVERSITY IN THE EYE AND SAY, 23 00:01:04,663 --> 00:01:06,965 "YOU DON'T SCARE ME." 24 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,635 - Boys: HEY, MR. MOSEBY. - ( shrieks ) 25 00:01:10,669 --> 00:01:11,970 MOSEBY, YOU'RE SHAKING LIKE A CHIHUAHUA. 26 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:14,806 OH, IT'S... SEA BREEZE. 27 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:16,741 PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT YOUR PANTS IN THE DRYER FOR SO LONG. 28 00:01:16,775 --> 00:01:18,477 OH... 29 00:01:18,511 --> 00:01:22,046 HELLO, CAREY, BOYS. 30 00:01:22,081 --> 00:01:24,115 DID YOU MISS US, MR. MOSEBY? 31 00:01:24,150 --> 00:01:26,885 OH, WHY, YES YES. I MEAN, WITHOUT YOU, 32 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:29,053 THE LAST THREE MONTHS ON THIS FLOATING PARADISE 33 00:01:29,088 --> 00:01:30,855 - HAVE BEEN SHEER TORTURE. - Zack: WELL... 34 00:01:30,889 --> 00:01:32,457 YOUR SUFFERING'S OVER. 35 00:01:34,093 --> 00:01:36,461 HUH? 36 00:01:36,495 --> 00:01:38,763 WE'RE GOING TO BE ATTENDING SEVEN SEAS HIGH! 37 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:41,366 HUH? 38 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:45,770 ( shouting ) THEY SAID THEY'RE GOING TO BE ATTENDING 39 00:01:45,804 --> 00:01:48,573 SEVEN SEAS HIGH 40 00:01:48,607 --> 00:01:50,575 HE'S GETTING OLD. 41 00:01:50,609 --> 00:01:52,811 BELIEVE ME, IT WAS NOT AN EASY DECISION, 42 00:01:52,845 --> 00:01:54,813 BUT IT'S SUCH A GREAT OPPORTUNITY 43 00:01:54,847 --> 00:01:56,615 AND I CAN AFFORD IT WITH MY EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT, SO HOW COULD I SAY NO? 44 00:01:56,649 --> 00:01:59,584 WELL, LIKE THIS. 45 00:01:59,618 --> 00:02:01,720 NO! 46 00:02:03,889 --> 00:02:06,758 ( splashes ) 47 00:02:08,661 --> 00:02:10,228 HE TOOK THAT BETTER THAN I THOUGHT. 48 00:02:14,233 --> 00:02:16,635 OH AY OH, OH AY OH 49 00:02:19,238 --> 00:02:21,740 COME ALONG WITH ME 50 00:02:21,774 --> 00:02:23,308 AND LET'S HEAD OUT TO SEE 51 00:02:23,342 --> 00:02:25,143 WHAT THIS WORLD HAS 52 00:02:25,177 --> 00:02:27,879 FOR YOU AND FOR ME NOW 53 00:02:27,913 --> 00:02:29,915 WHICHEVER WAY THE WIND BLOWS 54 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:31,283 - WE SAY... - HEY-HO, LET'S GO! 55 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:33,651 - OH AY OH - THIS BOAT'S ROCKING 56 00:02:33,686 --> 00:02:38,123 - OH AY OH - AIN'T NO STOPPING US NOW 57 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,958 'CAUSE WE'RE LIVING THE SUITE LIFE 58 00:02:39,992 --> 00:02:42,760 - OH AY OH - THIS BOAT'S ROCKING 59 00:02:42,795 --> 00:02:46,999 - OH AY OH - ROCKING THE WHOLE WORLD ROUND 60 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:50,669 AND WE'RE LIVING THE SUITE LIFE NOW 61 00:02:50,703 --> 00:02:52,004 HEY HO! OH AY OH 62 00:02:52,038 --> 00:02:53,004 LET'S GO! 63 00:03:05,951 --> 00:03:09,788 I CAN'T BELIEVE I GET TO STUDY OCEANOGRAPHY ON THE OCEAN. 64 00:03:09,822 --> 00:03:11,489 I'M GONNA STUDY ANATOMY... 65 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,758 STARTING WITH HER... 66 00:03:13,792 --> 00:03:15,260 ( clears throat ) 67 00:03:15,294 --> 00:03:17,996 ...AS A STUDY PARTNER. 68 00:03:18,030 --> 00:03:20,765 UH-HUH. COME ON. 69 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:24,102 YOU KNOW, I REALLY HOPE THAT MR. MOSEBY'S OKAY. 70 00:03:24,136 --> 00:03:27,305 YEAH, BUT IT'S ALMOST LIKE HE WASN'T HAPPY TO SEE US. 71 00:03:27,339 --> 00:03:28,840 ( crane whirring ) 72 00:03:33,545 --> 00:03:37,182 NOT TRUE. I WAS JUMPING FOR JOY. 73 00:03:37,216 --> 00:03:40,352 NOW PUT ME DOWN! OH! 74 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:43,388 - OW. - AW. 75 00:03:43,422 --> 00:03:45,958 COME ON, MR. GRUMPY-PANTS. 76 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:48,593 YOU KNOW YOU'RE HAPPY TO SEE US. 77 00:03:48,627 --> 00:03:50,895 YES, I'M SMILING ON THE INSIDE. 78 00:03:50,929 --> 00:03:52,831 NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 79 00:03:52,865 --> 00:03:54,198 I THINK I SWALLOWED A FLOUNDER. 80 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:55,900 ( hacking ) 81 00:03:57,770 --> 00:04:02,006 HERE'S YOUR SEVEN SEAS HIGH MANUAL. 82 00:04:02,041 --> 00:04:04,175 DON'T LOSE IT. IT WILL BE YOUR LIFE PRESERVER... 83 00:04:06,578 --> 00:04:11,183 OR YOUR ANCHOR. DON'T WORRY. YOUR CHILDREN ARE SAFE. 84 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:13,818 EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. 85 00:04:13,852 --> 00:04:16,187 UM, IS THIS WHERE WE GET OUR SUITE ASSIGNMENTS? 86 00:04:16,222 --> 00:04:18,923 YES, BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, THERE'S A LINE. 87 00:04:18,958 --> 00:04:21,459 AS YOU CAN SEE, I DON'T CARE. 88 00:04:21,493 --> 00:04:23,461 MY NAME IS LONDON TIPTON. 89 00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:28,166 - OH. - BUT LET'S NOT MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT THE FACT 90 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:29,601 ( loudly ) THAT MY DADDY OWNS THE BOAT. 91 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:34,139 DEAL. I WILL TREAT YOU THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE. 92 00:04:34,173 --> 00:04:36,308 BACK OF THE LINE! 93 00:04:38,277 --> 00:04:40,378 I MEAN IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU. 94 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:41,913 - IT ISN'T. - AND THAT'S OKAY WITH ME. 95 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:46,351 OH, THERE'S THE CHECK-IN LINE. 96 00:04:46,385 --> 00:04:48,253 IT'S OKAY, MOM. I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE. 97 00:04:48,287 --> 00:04:50,588 - BUT, BAILEY, DON'T YOU NEED ME TO SIGN THE FORMS? - GOT IT. 98 00:04:50,622 --> 00:04:52,190 - I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU. 99 00:04:52,224 --> 00:04:53,958 HAVE A GOOD FLIGHT BACK TO KANSAS. 100 00:04:53,992 --> 00:04:55,860 GIVE A BIG HUG TO SALLY-MAE, BETTY-LYNNE 101 00:04:55,894 --> 00:04:59,097 - AND ALL THE OTHER CHICKENS. - I WILL. 102 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,266 - NOW DON'T YOU FORGET-- - I WON'T. BYE. 103 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:03,735 OH, OKAY. WEAR SUNSCREEN! 104 00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:22,887 ( deep voice ) DON'T WORRY. I PUT THE SEAT DOWN. 105 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:27,959 WHOA, CHECK OUT OUR SCHEDULE. 106 00:05:27,993 --> 00:05:30,628 8:00, BINGO BREAKFAST BUFFET. 107 00:05:32,197 --> 00:05:34,399 9:00, VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT 108 00:05:34,434 --> 00:05:36,634 AND DOUGHNUTS. 109 00:05:36,668 --> 00:05:40,772 10:00, WATER SPORTS AND OMELET BAR. 110 00:05:40,806 --> 00:05:44,075 MAN, I LOVE THIS SCHOOL! 111 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:46,344 ZACK, THAT'S THE PASSENGER SCHEDULE. 112 00:05:46,378 --> 00:05:48,380 HERE'S THE STUDENT SCHEDULE. 113 00:05:48,414 --> 00:05:52,550 EIGHT HOURS OF SCHOOL AND THEN A CHEESE SANDWICH. 114 00:05:52,584 --> 00:05:54,085 ( P.A. chimes ) 115 00:05:54,119 --> 00:05:57,522 Woman over P.A.: Attention, 10 minutes to departure. 116 00:05:57,556 --> 00:05:59,524 All ashore that's going ashore. 117 00:05:59,558 --> 00:06:03,762 - WELL, GUESS THIS IS... - ( cracking ) GOODBYE. 118 00:06:03,796 --> 00:06:06,030 - OH, CODY. - OH, MOM. 119 00:06:06,064 --> 00:06:07,399 OH, MAN. 120 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:10,635 OH, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITHOUT YOU? 121 00:06:10,669 --> 00:06:13,138 DON'T WORRY. I'VE PREPARED SIX MONTHS OF CASSEROLES. 122 00:06:13,172 --> 00:06:18,409 THEY'RE IN THE FREEZER. BAKE AT 350? FOR 45 MINUTES. 123 00:06:18,443 --> 00:06:19,411 DOES THAT INCLUDE DEFROSTING TIME? 124 00:06:21,481 --> 00:06:23,748 NO, MOM, IT NEVER INCLUDES DEF... 125 00:06:25,751 --> 00:06:26,951 I'LL EMAIL YOU. 126 00:06:29,388 --> 00:06:31,155 I'M GONNA MISS YOU GUYS SO MUCH. 127 00:06:31,189 --> 00:06:32,957 HEY, MOM-- HEY, NOT A BABY. 128 00:06:34,993 --> 00:06:36,528 NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE NOT. 129 00:06:36,562 --> 00:06:39,931 DON'T KNOW WHEN IT HAPPENED, BUT YOU GUYS GREW UP. 130 00:06:39,965 --> 00:06:42,000 YOU DON'T NEED ME ANYMORE TO TIE YOUR SHOES 131 00:06:42,034 --> 00:06:45,270 OR REMIND YOU TO WEAR YOUR SWEATERS, WHICH YOU REALLY SHOULD BE WEARING 132 00:06:45,304 --> 00:06:46,838 BECAUSE IT'S VERY BREEZY OUT HERE ON THIS DECK. 133 00:06:46,872 --> 00:06:48,973 SORRY, FORCE OF HABIT. 134 00:06:49,008 --> 00:06:51,609 SO... OKAY. WELL, BYE, ZACK. 135 00:06:51,644 --> 00:06:53,411 BYE, MOM. 136 00:06:56,815 --> 00:06:59,884 - HONEY, YOU OKAY? - YEAH, SURE. 137 00:06:59,918 --> 00:07:02,554 NO PROBLEM. SEE YOU. 138 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:06,658 - OKAY. - MOMMY, DON'T GO! 139 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:17,101 - UCK, HOW HIDEOUS. - YOU DO NOT LIKE THE ROOM? 140 00:07:17,135 --> 00:07:19,504 NO, YOUR CLOTHES. 141 00:07:19,538 --> 00:07:23,508 YOU KNOW, I REALLY HAVE TO TALK TO DADDY ABOUT THESE NEW MAID OUTFITS. 142 00:07:23,542 --> 00:07:26,645 OH, YOU THINK I'M-- NO NO NO NO NO. 143 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:29,113 - I'M PADMA. I'M YOUR ROOMMATE. - ROOMMATE? 144 00:07:29,148 --> 00:07:33,518 ISN'T IT BAD ENOUGH THAT DADDY'S MAKING ME GO TO THIS STUPID SEA SCHOOL, 145 00:07:33,552 --> 00:07:35,720 NOW HE'S MAKING ME SHARE A ROOM WITH THE MAID? 146 00:07:35,754 --> 00:07:39,490 - OH, UH, STUDENT. - STUDENT MAID? 147 00:07:39,525 --> 00:07:42,193 I HATE TRAINING A NEW MAID. 148 00:07:42,227 --> 00:07:44,296 AND I HATE ROOMING WITH STUCK-UP SNOBS, 149 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:46,631 SO I GUESS WE'RE BOTH UP THE GANGES WITHOUT A PADDLE. 150 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,067 LOOK, I NEED MY OWN ROOM. 151 00:07:50,102 --> 00:07:52,570 OOH! IDEA! WHY DON'T YOU DROP OUT? 152 00:07:52,604 --> 00:07:55,706 OOH, BETTER IDEA-- WHY DON'T YOU DROP DEAD? 153 00:07:55,741 --> 00:07:59,144 - ( gasps ) - THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO 154 00:07:59,178 --> 00:08:00,712 THAT WILL MAKE ME DROP OUT OF THIS SCHOOL. 155 00:08:02,981 --> 00:08:04,649 REALLY? 156 00:08:08,954 --> 00:08:10,855 PICK ONE FROM THE TOP OR TWO FROM THE BOTTOM. 157 00:08:14,326 --> 00:08:17,862 I'M FILTHY RICH, I'M FILTHY RICH! 158 00:08:17,896 --> 00:08:20,732 OH, HOLD THAT GANGPLANK, I'VE GOT THINGS TO BUY! 159 00:08:26,171 --> 00:08:29,674 WELL, THIS IS MY ROOM. 160 00:08:29,708 --> 00:08:31,509 GUESS THIS IS IT. 161 00:08:31,543 --> 00:08:33,644 AFTER 15 YEARS OF SHARING A ROOM, 162 00:08:33,678 --> 00:08:35,947 WE'RE FINALLY GOING OUR SEPARATE WAYS. 163 00:08:35,981 --> 00:08:38,483 - I'LL MISS YOU. - I'LL MISS YOU TOO. 164 00:08:43,355 --> 00:08:45,456 HEY, I'M CO-- HOLY TOLEDO! 165 00:08:47,259 --> 00:08:49,693 NICE TO MEET YOU, CO-HOLY. 166 00:08:49,728 --> 00:08:52,730 UH, WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE? 167 00:08:52,764 --> 00:08:54,999 OH, I WAS LOOKING FOR MY UNDERWEAR. 168 00:08:55,033 --> 00:08:57,101 OH, HERE IT IS. 169 00:08:59,871 --> 00:09:01,739 YOU ONLY BROUGHT ONE PAIR? 170 00:09:01,773 --> 00:09:03,942 PLUS THE PAIR I'M WEARING. 171 00:09:03,976 --> 00:09:04,976 - ( snaps ) - OW. 172 00:09:07,146 --> 00:09:10,381 ( sneezes ) I'M WOODY. 173 00:09:14,319 --> 00:09:17,956 AH. YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE CLEAN FREAKS. 174 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:20,725 WELL, I WOULDN'T NECESSARILY CALL MYSELF A FREAK. 175 00:09:25,964 --> 00:09:27,198 BETTER GO WASH MY HANDS. 176 00:09:30,803 --> 00:09:32,870 YOU DIDN'T USE THE BATHROOM YET, RIGHT? 177 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,939 OH, YEAH, I BROKE THAT PUPPY IN. 178 00:09:46,318 --> 00:09:49,020 CO-HOLY? MR. TOLEDO? 179 00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:57,996 ( deep voice ) YO, I'M BAILEY PICKET. 180 00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:00,131 - 'SUP? - HEY, BROSEPH, WHAT'S GOING ON? 181 00:10:00,165 --> 00:10:00,698 - ZACK MARTIN. - ( girly shriek ) 182 00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:06,037 ( deep voice ) OH, RIGHT, FIST POUND. 183 00:10:06,071 --> 00:10:07,639 WHOA, WHAT A MESS. 184 00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:11,642 OH, NO. YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE NEAT FREAKS, ARE YOU? 185 00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:13,645 BECAUSE I'VE DEALT WITH ONE OF THOSE BEFORE. 186 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:15,813 NO, MAN. I'M JUST ONE OF THE GUYS. 187 00:10:18,116 --> 00:10:20,885 UH, THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND'S. 188 00:10:20,919 --> 00:10:23,021 WELL, I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS YOURS. 189 00:10:23,055 --> 00:10:25,289 SO, WHAT'S YOUR GIRL LIKE? 190 00:10:25,323 --> 00:10:27,859 SHE'S VERY INTELLIGENT 191 00:10:27,893 --> 00:10:29,093 AND SHE'S GOT A GREAT PERSONALITY. 192 00:10:29,127 --> 00:10:30,528 ARF ARF. 193 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:35,966 WHOA. DUDE, I DIDN'T MEAN TO OFFEND YOU. 194 00:10:36,001 --> 00:10:40,137 OH, NO, I JUST THOUGHT I'D HANG A ROPE AND DIVIDE UP THE ROOM. 195 00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:42,707 I LIKE MY PRIVACY. 196 00:10:42,741 --> 00:10:44,843 AW, YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE NEAT FREAKS. 197 00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:47,812 NO NO, I'M REAL EASYGOING. 198 00:10:47,846 --> 00:10:49,080 HERE'S THE BATHROOM SCHEDULE. 199 00:10:51,583 --> 00:10:54,886 UH, NOT SO SURE I CAN GO ON SCHEDULE. 200 00:10:56,688 --> 00:10:58,222 HELPS IF YOU EAT BRAN. 201 00:11:01,893 --> 00:11:03,394 ( labored breathing ) 202 00:11:05,530 --> 00:11:09,900 IF YOU LIKE THAT, WAIT TILL YOU HEAR ME FART "STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN." 203 00:11:09,935 --> 00:11:12,470 THAT'S LIKE A 10-MINUTE SONG. 204 00:11:12,504 --> 00:11:15,473 I CAN ONLY DO IT AFTER THE MEXICAN BUFFET... 205 00:11:15,507 --> 00:11:17,775 WHICH WE'RE HAVING TONIGHT. 206 00:11:21,146 --> 00:11:22,947 YAY. 207 00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:29,053 I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU USED MY HAIRBRUSH 208 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:31,722 - TO SCRATCH YOUR BACK. - BACK? 209 00:11:31,757 --> 00:11:33,491 YEAH, LET'S GO WITH BACK. 210 00:11:35,660 --> 00:11:37,395 AW, COME ON! YOU'RE WORSE THAN MY BROTHER! 211 00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:42,066 OH, HEY, CODY. WHAT'S GOING ON? 212 00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:44,502 MY ROOMMATE FARTS CLASSIC ROCK. 213 00:11:44,536 --> 00:11:46,170 COOL. 214 00:11:50,442 --> 00:11:52,476 Woman over P.A.: Attention, students. 215 00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:53,511 Classroom time will begin in five minutes. 216 00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:58,282 HEY, INVISIBLE VOICE, FIVE MINUTES DOES NOT WORK FOR ME. 217 00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:09,226 THEN WHY DO THEY CALL HIM A PURSER? 218 00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:11,462 I DON'T KNOW, BUT I DO KNOW 219 00:12:11,496 --> 00:12:13,965 THAT IT IS NOT HIS JOB TO HOLD YOUR PURSE. 220 00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:16,400 FINE, THEN YOU HOLD IT. 221 00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:19,670 - OH! GOOD GRIEF, WHAT IS IN THIS? - MY ALLOWANCE. 222 00:12:21,673 --> 00:12:24,675 MOVING ON. 223 00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:27,511 THIS IS THE STATE-OF-THE-ART MARINE BIOLOGY LAB. 224 00:12:27,545 --> 00:12:29,013 WHICH MY DADDY PAID FOR! 225 00:12:30,715 --> 00:12:33,050 - CAN I GO NOW? - NO. 226 00:12:33,084 --> 00:12:35,019 NOW IF YOU'LL ALL FOLLOW ME, 227 00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:37,355 WE WILL GO UP ONE DECK TO THE PLANETARIUM. 228 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,190 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, BUT MY DADDY PAID FOR IT. 229 00:12:39,224 --> 00:12:41,760 - CAN I GO NOW? - NO. 230 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,494 ( mutters ) THOUGH NOTHING WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER. 231 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:47,331 WANNA FEED THE OCTOPUS? 232 00:12:47,365 --> 00:12:50,401 YEAH. 233 00:12:50,435 --> 00:12:53,037 THAT'S ONE GOOD-LOOKING CEPHALOPOD. 234 00:12:53,071 --> 00:12:55,340 YEAH, AND YOU KNOW, THEY'RE HIGHLY INTELLIGENT. 235 00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:58,709 - THEY CAN BE TAUGHT TO OPEN JARS. - STUPID JAR! 236 00:13:01,246 --> 00:13:03,247 - WE SHOULD GET A HAMMER. - YES. 237 00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:08,820 MAN, WOODY-- RIOT. 238 00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:13,925 YOU WANT HIM? WE CAN SWITCH ROOMMATES. 239 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,593 - YOU TAKE WOODY, I'LL TAKE BAILEY. - DEAL. 240 00:13:15,627 --> 00:13:18,229 WOODY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 241 00:13:18,263 --> 00:13:20,531 - OOH, IT'S MUSHY. - AND DELICATE. 242 00:13:28,273 --> 00:13:29,941 - TAKE THIS FROM ME! - I DON'T KNOW. 243 00:13:35,947 --> 00:13:38,550 - NO! - AH AH AH AH! 244 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:40,651 NO NO NO NO NO. 245 00:13:40,685 --> 00:13:43,621 - CAN YOU SEE IT? - YEAH, IT'S STUCK TO THE SIDE OF THE BOAT. 246 00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:47,057 HOLD MY LEGS AND LOWER ME DOWN. I THINK I CAN REACH IT. 247 00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:49,126 OKAY, I'VE GOT HIM. 248 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:51,863 - ( seagulls squawking ) - SEAGULLS ATTACKING! SEAGULLS ATTACKING! 249 00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:55,499 DON'T HURT THE OCTOPUS! 250 00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:57,669 NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S COOL. 251 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,470 I'LL JUST LET THEM PECK MY EYES OUT. PULL ME IN! 252 00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:04,942 ARE THOSE SHARE BEARS? 253 00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:08,279 THIS IS A NIGHTMARE! 254 00:14:08,313 --> 00:14:10,681 NONE TOO PRETTY FROM THIS SIDE EITHER. 255 00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:14,084 Tutweiller: MAYBE THEY'RE STILL IN THE LAB. 256 00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:15,186 OH! 257 00:14:18,590 --> 00:14:22,327 WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON HERE? 258 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,761 All: NOTHING. 259 00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:29,800 ( chuckles ) ARE THOSE SHARE BEARS? 260 00:14:34,639 --> 00:14:38,009 COME ON! 261 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,077 HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR ONE GUY TO RINSE OFF? 262 00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:42,079 ( Bailey's normal voice ) WELL, EXCUSE ME FOR MOISTURIZING... 263 00:14:43,582 --> 00:14:46,651 ( deep voice ) WHICH I NEED TO DO AFTER I SHAVE. 264 00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:49,954 SHAVE WHAT? YOU'RE LIKE ONE OF THEM HAIRLESS CATS. 265 00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:58,029 ( shower running ) 266 00:15:00,198 --> 00:15:02,233 - ( shower stops ) - HEY, YOU SEE MY SOAP ON A-- WHOA! 267 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:07,538 DUDE... YOU NEED A HAIRCUT. 268 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,717 ( deep voice ) UH, I CAN EXPLAIN. 269 00:15:19,751 --> 00:15:23,454 PLEASE TELL ME THE EXPLANATION IS THAT YOU'RE A GIRL, BECAUSE-- 270 00:15:23,488 --> 00:15:24,789 STRANGELY ATTRACTED TO YOU RIGHT NOW. 271 00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:29,560 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'M A GIRL. 272 00:15:29,594 --> 00:15:33,864 SEE, ALL THE GIRL SPOTS FOR THIS YEAR WERE FILLED, 273 00:15:33,898 --> 00:15:35,967 SO I APPLIED AS A GUY. 274 00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:37,368 AND SINCE MY NAME IS BAILEY, 275 00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:39,270 AND I DID PLAY ON THE BOY'S BASEBALL TEAM, IT WORKED. 276 00:15:41,472 --> 00:15:43,407 WELL, IT WORKED RIGHT UP UNTIL THE MOMENT 277 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,443 WHEN YOU WALKED OUT WHEN YOU WERE SCHEDULED 278 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,911 TO BE TAKING A SHOWER AND RUINED THE WHOLE THING! 279 00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:51,115 SO SOMEHOW THIS IS MY FAULT? 280 00:15:51,149 --> 00:15:54,919 YES! DON'T YOU KNOCK WHEN YOU LEAVE A BATHROOM? 281 00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:56,421 LUCKY I WAS RAISED BY A WOMAN, 282 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:59,924 SO THIS SORT OF IRRATIONAL BEHAVIOR DOESN'T THROW ME. 283 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,827 NOW, WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN EASIER AND-- 284 00:16:02,861 --> 00:16:05,429 JUST THINKING ALOUD OUT HERE-- 285 00:16:05,463 --> 00:16:08,399 - TO WAIT AND APPLY NEXT YEAR? - NO. 286 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,967 AND IF YOU'D EVER SWILLED HOGS, YOU'D KNOW WHY. 287 00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,604 NOT THAT I DON'T LOVE KETTLECORN, 288 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,307 BUT IT'S JUST TOO LITTLE. IF YOU BLINK, YOU MISS THE WHOLE TOWN 289 00:16:16,341 --> 00:16:19,710 AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE CAUGHT UP IN THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF KETTLEPOT. 290 00:16:19,744 --> 00:16:21,512 - OOH. - I JUST CAN'T GO HOME NOW. 291 00:16:21,546 --> 00:16:25,650 I CAN'T. YOU HAVE TO PROMISE NOT TO TELL ANYONE I'M A GIRL. 292 00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:27,418 PLEASE? PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU. 293 00:16:32,490 --> 00:16:35,225 DON'T WORRY. IT'LL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET. 294 00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:37,595 WOODY SAID HE'S WILLING TO TRADE-- 295 00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:39,864 WHY ARE YOU GUYS HOLDING HANDS? 296 00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:41,832 UH, SECRET HANDSHAKE. 297 00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:44,802 YES. 298 00:16:44,836 --> 00:16:47,171 OH, BY THE WAY, I AM NOT TRADING ROOMMATES. 299 00:16:53,478 --> 00:16:55,412 SO WHY DIDN'T YOU WANT TO SWITCH ROOMMATES? 300 00:16:55,446 --> 00:16:57,648 UH... 301 00:16:57,682 --> 00:16:59,250 WE FIGURED OPPOSITES ATTRACT. 302 00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:03,521 AND BY OPPOSITES, HE MEANS, LIKE, IN CLEAN AND MESSY... 303 00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:05,523 NOT LIKE BOY AND GIRL. 304 00:17:07,392 --> 00:17:08,726 UH, WHY DON'T WE GO PLAY SOME POOL 305 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,129 AND LET CODY AND WOODY WORK OUT THEIR ISSUES, HUH? 306 00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:12,963 WE HAVE ISSUES? 307 00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:15,532 NO NO NO. 308 00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:18,635 YES. 309 00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:20,071 HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT. 310 00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:25,309 THANKS, ZACK. 311 00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,078 WHY CAN'T WE GET ALONG LIKE THAT? 312 00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:32,249 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 313 00:17:34,619 --> 00:17:36,821 - UH, HOW ABOUT THEM PATRIOTS? - YEAH. 314 00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:40,424 I HATE THIS STUPID SEA SCHOOL 315 00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:43,461 - AND I HATE THIS STUPID BOAT. - HEY, GALAXY RAIDER GAME IS OPEN. 316 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:46,230 I LOVE THIS STUPID BOAT. DIBS ON THE GOLD HEADPHONES! 317 00:17:46,264 --> 00:17:47,298 THEY MATCH MY OUTFIT. 318 00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:52,737 - ( game beeping, blasting ) - Woman over P.A.: Attention. 319 00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:56,606 We will now conduct our first lifeboat drill. 320 00:17:56,641 --> 00:17:58,242 Report to your assigned muster station. 321 00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:01,645 ( alarm blaring ) 322 00:18:06,818 --> 00:18:09,086 BOY, THAT'S A LOUD BELL. 323 00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:11,722 I CAN BARELY HEAR MYSELF NOT THINK. 324 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,857 WHAT DOES THREE CONSECUTIVE ALARM BELLS MEAN? 325 00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:15,860 UH, I DON'T KNOW. LET ME CHECK. 326 00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:17,361 ONE BELL, BREAKFAST. 327 00:18:17,395 --> 00:18:19,764 TWO BELLS, LUNCH. 328 00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:21,565 THREE BELLS, SINKING SHIP. 329 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,900 - SINKING SHIP! - ( all screaming ) 330 00:18:24,502 --> 00:18:25,870 - WHICH WAY? - UH, PORT! 331 00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:31,542 Cody: LONDON, YOUR OTHER PORT! 332 00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:38,982 HURRY! THE BOAT IS ALREADY TIPPING OVER! 333 00:18:39,016 --> 00:18:41,118 NO, YOU JUST BROKE YOUR HEEL. 334 00:18:41,152 --> 00:18:43,387 - WORSE! - LOOK, LIFE JACKETS. 335 00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:50,027 UCK! ARE THEY ALL ORANGE? 336 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,128 - I NEED TO GO CHANGE. - UH, LONDON... 337 00:18:53,131 --> 00:18:54,532 LOOK, AN EXIT. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 338 00:18:57,602 --> 00:18:59,036 ONE AT A TIME. ONE AT A TIME. 339 00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,871 All: RIGHT. 340 00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:02,973 ( all yell ) 341 00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:04,375 ( all splash ) 342 00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:09,980 - WE FELL OVERBOARD! - WHY IS THE OCEAN SO HOT? 343 00:19:10,014 --> 00:19:12,783 PROBABLY BECAUSE IT'S A HOT TUB. 344 00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:15,252 WHY IS THERE A HOT TUB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN? 345 00:19:17,522 --> 00:19:19,089 HERE'S YOUR HAT, BAILEY. 346 00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:21,124 DUDE, YOU'RE A GIRL. 347 00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:22,726 - ( clatters ) - OH! 348 00:19:24,529 --> 00:19:27,331 I AM? THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH. 349 00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:33,504 MISS PICKET, WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU MASQUERADE AS A BOY? 350 00:19:33,538 --> 00:19:36,006 WELL, I-- I DON'T KNOW. 351 00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:37,507 YES, YOU DO. 352 00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:40,977 IT WAS HER ONLY WAY TO GET OUT OF POPCORN, KANSAS. 353 00:19:41,012 --> 00:19:43,314 - KETTLECORN. - WHATEVER. 354 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:45,916 THIS GIRL WAS MEANT FOR BIGGER THINGS THAN TO SHUCK HOGS. 355 00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:49,887 NO, YOU SHUCK CORN. IF YOU TRY TO SHUCK A HOG, IT BITES YOU. 356 00:19:49,921 --> 00:19:52,389 - WORK WITH ME. - OKAY. 357 00:19:52,423 --> 00:19:56,294 ANYWAYS, SEVEN SEAS HIGH WAS BAILEY'S ONE CHANCE TO GET OFF THE FARM 358 00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:59,330 WHICH SHE'S DREAMED OF DOING HER WHOLE LIFE. 359 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:01,732 YOU CAN'T SEND HER BACK TO CARMELCORN. 360 00:20:01,766 --> 00:20:04,201 KETTLECORN! IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TO KETTLEPOT, 361 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:05,302 YOU'VE DRIVEN RIGHT THROUGH IT. 362 00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:11,609 WELL, BAILEY, YOUR APPLICATION WAS BY FAR THE MOST IMPRESSIVE-- 363 00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:14,011 WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT? 364 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,714 WHAT ABOUT MY ESSAY ON BARNACLE REPRODUCTION? 365 00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:18,849 I HAD PICTURES. 366 00:20:18,883 --> 00:20:20,918 CAN I SEE THEM? 367 00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:24,788 BAILEY, I'D LET YOU STAY, 368 00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:27,858 BUT UNFORTUNATELY, WE DON'T HAVE A CABIN TO PUT YOU IN. 369 00:20:27,892 --> 00:20:29,793 SHE CAN STAY IN MY ROOM. 370 00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:32,529 I'M WILLING TO TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM. 371 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:35,966 I MEANT A GIRL'S CABIN. 372 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,635 EVERY GIRL HAS A ROOMMATE. 373 00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:40,537 EXCEPT FOR ME! 374 00:20:40,571 --> 00:20:44,107 LONDON, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! 375 00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:47,444 - HUH? - LONDON, SO NICE OF YOU 376 00:20:47,478 --> 00:20:49,546 TO OFFER TO SHARE YOUR ROOM WITH BAILEY. 377 00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:53,016 I WASN'T OFFERING, I WAS GLOATING. 378 00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:54,952 HERE'S A DIAMOND NECKLACE. DROP OUT. 379 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,788 I WOULDN'T DROP OUT OF THIS SCHOOL FOR ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD. 380 00:20:57,822 --> 00:21:00,624 I CAN GET THAT. 381 00:21:00,658 --> 00:21:02,692 NO, I WANT TO STAY HERE AND BE YOUR B.F.F.! 382 00:21:02,727 --> 00:21:04,895 GET O-F-F. 383 00:21:06,764 --> 00:21:08,732 I WILL NOT SHARE A ROOM. 384 00:21:08,766 --> 00:21:10,534 YOU WILL IF YOU WANT TO STAY IN THIS SCHOOL. 385 00:21:10,568 --> 00:21:13,470 I DON'T. HASN'T ANYONE BEEN LISTENING 386 00:21:13,504 --> 00:21:15,439 TO A SINGLE WORD I'VE SAID? 387 00:21:15,473 --> 00:21:18,041 ( emphatically ) STUPID SEA SCHOOL. 388 00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:18,876 OH, IT'S JUST A BIG PAIN IN THE BUTT. 389 00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:31,488 - Tutweiller: MR. MOSEBY! - Moseby: UH-HUH. 390 00:21:31,522 --> 00:21:32,756 READ THIS NOTE FROM LONDON. 391 00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:34,992 ECH. 392 00:21:35,026 --> 00:21:37,528 "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 393 00:21:37,562 --> 00:21:39,730 NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME. NO ONE CARES ABOUT ME. 394 00:21:42,867 --> 00:21:46,636 I'M GOING TO A PLACE WHERE NO ONE WILL EVER FIND ME. 395 00:21:46,671 --> 00:21:48,105 P.S. PLEASE SEND MY LUGGAGE TO DADDY'S VILLA 396 00:21:48,139 --> 00:21:50,374 ON PARROT ISLAND EVEN THOUGH THAT'S NOT WHERE I'M GOING." 397 00:21:52,276 --> 00:21:54,078 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 398 00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:55,313 MR. TIPTON IS NOT GONNA LIKE 399 00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:57,748 MY LOSING HIS DAUGHTER ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL! 400 00:21:57,782 --> 00:21:59,450 ( stammers ) YOU NEED TO RELAX. 401 00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:03,087 THE POINT OF PUTTING LONDON ON THE BOAT 402 00:22:03,121 --> 00:22:04,922 - IS THAT THERE'S NO WAY OFF OF IT. - ( helicopter whirring ) 403 00:22:04,956 --> 00:22:06,423 - YOU'RE RIGHT. - YES. 404 00:22:10,361 --> 00:22:13,096 EXCEPT BY HELICOPTER. 405 00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:15,766 OH, MY WORD! 406 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,201 CAN I BORROW THESE, PLEASE? WOULD YOU... 407 00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:22,206 OH! AND THE PILOT IS WEARING 408 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,408 LONDON'S DIAMOND NECKLACE. 409 00:22:24,442 --> 00:22:27,344 OH! FRANK, YOU TURN THAT WHIRLYBIRD AROUND! 410 00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:29,780 YOU ARE SO ON REPORT, FRANK! 411 00:22:29,814 --> 00:22:32,616 FRANK! 412 00:22:32,650 --> 00:22:35,352 - FRANK! FRANK! - MR. MOSEBY. 413 00:22:35,387 --> 00:22:37,188 - MR. MOSEBY! - ( Moseby yells ) 414 00:22:37,222 --> 00:22:40,323 ( splashes ) 415 00:22:40,358 --> 00:22:51,118 MAN OVERBOARD... AGAIN. 416 00:22:51,168 --> 00:22:55,718 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31295

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