All language subtitles for Roseanne s09e09 Roseambo

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't
crowd her. Give her some air.

I have good news.

Your family is fine.

A highway patrolman found them, and he's
bringing them right over here.

And you, Roseanne Connor, are a hero.

You have taken the American woman from
housewife to international terrorist

fighter. All right.

So tell us how it happened. We want to
hear all the details.

Okay, well, it's really weird because
there we were headed to Washington, D

you know, with this friend of ours, Dr.

Harundi V. Bakshi.

And so we're just going to... Oh, Dr.

Bakshi, really like to thank you for
inviting us to come along with you to

Washington, D .C.

Yes.

Little did I know that you'd actually
accept.

Well, hope we're not imposing, Doctor.

Well, I know I am not imposing.

I always get along with foreigners. The
key is to remember that they're people,

too, and it's not their fault that they
were born in some barbaric, heathen

land.

Right, Dr. Bakshi?

Whatever.

Doing that whistle, aren't you, Andy?

All the way from Boston.

Going to have to find a very special way
to thank Grandma for getting you that.

So, have you given any thought to what
you want to see in Washington?

Oh, yeah. I want to go see all the
important historical places.

Superb. We'll start with my favorite.

The Lincoln Memorial, then the Capitol
Building.

Oh, no, forget that crap. No, I want to
see that elevator where Bob Packwood

goosed his secretary, you know?

Hey, then I want to go over there to
Congress and sit in the back and oink.

What do you think of that, Brundy?

Excuse me, I've lost my fanny pack.

You know what I want to see in D .C.?
Chelsea Clinton.

I can see it now.

We're having dinner.

Nice chat about Bosnia.

And I run my fingers through her tiny
hair.

Hey, I'm starving. Let's go up to the
dining, Carly. No way. This is first

class. They're going to bring the food
right to us. They're a little late.

Everybody out!

We are taking control of this train.

You are now our hostages.

This better be dinner theater.

We're gonna laugh longer than that
greatest wall in China.

Blow that rabbit with a drum.

If there's one thing that I've heard
while waiting for my turn,

it's that in each light of a rainfall,
what you also get some fun.

And we'll make out better than okay.

Hear what I say.

Yeah.

Remind me never to use Leon's travel
agent again.

Not raise your voice.

I'm not. This is my voice. I said quiet!

It is a double sin.

Speaking without being addressed.

And not whispering when you speak.

Okay, fine.

Just tell me what you want from us.

No! We only speak to men.

Like him.

Oh, now I'm really scared.

Enough! Take them to the holding car.

Everyone but her.

Oh, no!

I can't be not in front of the
terrorists.

You'll touch one hair on their head.
Silence!

Tie her up and gag her.

Her mouth is a sin against nature.

We're here.

If we escape, you'll be killed.

Okay, no escaping.

You know, if he wasn't holding a machine
gun and there weren't a bunch of other

terrorists around, if I wasn't sober,
well, I'd kick his ass.

This is horrible.

What if they keep us in here for months
and we have to eat each other like those

poor boys on that property?

I don't even know why they're doing
this. What is it that they want?

They want me.

Those men are terrorists from the
country of Manistan.

I was going to give a speech at the UN
denouncing their country for their

horrible record on human rights.

This is their attempt to silence me.

Okay, okay, there's just one thing I
don't understand here, okay? What's the

You talk, mister!

The UN is the United Nations. I was
going to speak before the General

and the speech would have been on every
television in every home throughout the

world.

You mean like Baywatch?

nobody can shut you up. And you don't
have to wear a ball in your mouth unless

you get off on it.

Tell me where my family is.

Thank you.

You're going to pull something.

Our plan is working.

perfect.

Only ourselves and the boxing parts need
a man on the train.

Soon someone should bring him some food
and drink. Sort of a last meal, huh?

Soba! Do it!

There's something wrong, Soba.

Did you cut your hair?

from the plan.

Bashi and his degenerate friends will
all perish in two hours

when the train is derailed and plunges
off the cliff.

the nation would learn not to interfere
with our eternal affair.

Yes. The very idea of being upset at us
just because we yank out the ITs of our

women. Tie up the tongue and we saw
their mouth shut.

What's the big deal?

Ah, you blasted away.

We even tried to appease the rest of the
world by having a woman president.

Perhaps we should have let her make her
speech before her mouth was sewn up.

It would be a joy to break her.

This reminds me of a joke.

If you push an English woman and a
Mondstadt woman out of an airplane at

same time, who will hit the ground
first, huh?

Who cares?

Who cares?

I care, you silly bastard.

Nothing you can do will make me talk.
Oh, really?

No!

Not the beer!

I need it! I have no gin!

All right! All right!

But you're never going to make it.

Your family's nine cars back.

Each car with eight guards. Each guard
with seven guns. Each gun with six

bullets. Didn't anybody ever tell you
that girls can't do math?

the mother of all months.

All alone, she's surrounded by
terrorists.

God, oh, God, I don't want to be an only
child.

Relax, relax, relax.

I can handle these guys. I took shop.

Party's over.

It's time to call it a day.

Shut up!

I do not want my last moments on Earth
polluted by your incessant crooning.

Someone needs to take control of this
situation right now.

Someone with their wits about them.

I guess it's going to be me.

Excuse me for being presumptuous.

I've only known you for two days, but
you're an imbecile.

So?

Well,

how about hangman?

Oh, yeah, great, more hangman.

You're going to make us forget about
dying.

Sorry, right?

How about this? Then I'll say a word,
and then we'll each add a word until we

get it. Okay, ready?

I love the train.

It's so much safer than air travel.

Don't you agree?

I don't like how famous you
Mondestandians are for your hard jobs.

Don't forget not to go rolling sticks.

with the right thought.

That is why it is so much fun to put
them in their place.

You people are barbarians. In our
country, we don't need to spill blood to

silence women. We do it with diet and
fashion and psych.

Every country should destroy their women
in their own way.

Because you are inferior.

You may think women are inferior, but
there's one way

But little breaks weak like all the rest
of us.

Damn,

I broke a nail.

I'm not playing any more word games.

You know all those times you screwed up,
Mark?

Well, this isn't...

to raise a child, but just one tough
cookie like you to whip a bunch of

terrorists. Well, terrorists don't
really bother me, Hillary. After all, I

two teenage daughters living in the same
house at the same time.

See you at Barbara's. Yeah.

Well

done,

Grasshopper. Oh, Master.

I've studied.

your teachings as best as i could
especially those available on video but

did resort to violence and i think you
need to realize that the only enemy is

within you if you can dissolve into
emptiness you'll realize they cannot

resist that which doesn't exist this is
the true nature of sunyata

He said.

I could have, Roseanne. I could never
make it without her.

You know what I mean? I'm so happy.

Oh, this is just a little token here.

Answer it.

707.

1717.

Say it again. Zoom in.

$71 ,754. $71 ,754 .13.

What did you buy for that much?

Tyson happy money. A mere pittance. A
mere pittance. You know?

He bought towels. I have nothing.