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Man on TV:
I'm afraid your services
won't be required here, sir.
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My men have examined
the evidence,
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and this is obviously
an accident.
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What?!
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Duck-tective will return
after these messages.
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That duck is a genius.
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Eh. it's easier to find clues
when you're that close
to the ground.
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Are you saying you could
outwit duck-tective?
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Mabel, I have very keen
powers of observation.
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For example,
just by smelling your breath
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I can tell that
you have been eating...
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(Sniffs)...
an entire tube
of toothpaste?
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Zeus: hey, dudes!
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You'll never guess
what I found!
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Buriburied... ure!
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Hey, I was gonna say that!
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So I was cleaning up
when I found this secret door
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hidden behind
the wallpaper.
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It's crazy-bonkers-creepy.
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( Hinges squeak )
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Whoa! it's a secret wax museum.
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They're so life-like.
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Except for that one.
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( Kids scream )
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Ha ha! It's just me,
your grunkle Stan!
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( All scream louder )
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**
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behold the gravity falls
wax museum.
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It was one of our most
popular attractions!
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Before I forgot all about it.
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I got 'em all...
Genghis Khan, Sherlock Holmes,
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some kind of,
i don't know, goblin man.
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Ooh! is anyone else
getting the creeps here?
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And now for
my personal favorite...
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Wax Abraham Lincoln,
right over...
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Oh, no! Come on!
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Who left the blinds open?!
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Wax John wilkes booth,
I'm lookin' in your direction.
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How do you fix
a wax figure?
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Cheer up,
grunkle Stan.
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Meh.e's that smile?
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Ow.p bop boop.
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Don't worry, grunkle Stan,
I'll make you a new wax figure
from all this old wax.
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You really think you could
make one of these puppies?
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Grunkle Stan,
I'm an arts and crafts master.
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Why do you think I always have
this glue gun stuck to my arm?
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I like your gumption, kid.
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I don't know
what that word means,
but thank you.
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Dipper.
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What do you think
of my wax figure idea?
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She's part fairy Princess,
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and part horse
fairy Princess.
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Maybe you should carve
something from real life.
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Like a waffle
with big arms!
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Yo-Kay, or, ya know,
something else,
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like someone in your family.
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Kids! have you
seen my pants?
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O muse, you work
in mysterious ways.
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Why is your sister
talking to the ceiling?
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I think it needs
more glitter.
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Agreed.
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I found my pants,
but now I'm missing my...
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( Screaming )
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What do you think?
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I think the wax museum's
back in business!
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I can't believe
this many people
showed up.
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I know, right?
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Your uncle probably
bribed 'em or something.
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( Both laugh )
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( Coughs )
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( Microphone feedback )
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You all know me, folks,
town doll and Mr. mystery.
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Please, ladies!
Control yourselves!
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( Flies buzzing )
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As you know, I always bring
the people of this fair town
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novelties and befuddlements,
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the likes of which
the world has never known.
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But enough about me.
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Behold...
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Me!
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* ( fanfare )
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* ye-ah!
Ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-ah! *
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( coughing )
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And now a word from
our own mabelangelo.
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It's Mabel.
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Thank you for coming.
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I made this sculpture
with my own two hands!
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It's covered in my blood,
sweat, tears,
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and other fluids.
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Ewww!
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Heh heh. Yeah.
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I will now take questions.
You there.
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Old man mcgucket, local kook.
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Are the wax figures alive?
And, follow-up question,
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can I survive
the wax man uprising?
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Um... yes! Next question.
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Toby determined,
gravity falls gossiper.
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Do you really think
this constitutes
a wonder of the world?
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Your microphone's
a Turkey baster, Toby.
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Inext question..
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Shandra jimenez,
a real reporter.
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Your fliers promised
free pizza with admission
to this event.
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Is this true?
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Come on! Hat I heard.
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I want my pizza.
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That was a typo.
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Good night, everyone!
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( All yelling angrily )
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Ohhh.
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In your face!
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We're not coming back here.
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I think that went well.
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Hot pumpkin pie!
Look at all this cash!
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And I owe it all
to one person...
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This guy.
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Ooh! yeah, you too,
ya little gremlin.
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Now, you kids wash up.
We got another long day
of fleecing rubes tomorrow.
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Go! go!
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Ahh, kids.
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Well, duck-dective,
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it seems you've really
"quacked" the case.
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Ha ha!
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Stupid duck.
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Well, I'm gonna
use the John.
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You need anything?
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( Laughs )
i love this guy!
Don't you go nowhere.
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( Wolf howls, wind whistles )
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Dipper, you wanna do
a toothbrush okay.
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Stan (in distance):
No... no... nooooo!
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Wax Stan! He's been...
Murdered!
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( Grandfather clock chimes )
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Ohhh!
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( Police radio chatter )
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I got up to use the John,
right?
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And when I come back,
blammo! He's headless!
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My expert handcrafting
besmirched.
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Besmirched!!!
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Who would do something
like this?
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What's your opinion,
sheriff blubs?
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Look, we'd love
to help you folks,
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but let's face the facts...
This case is unsolvable.
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What?! you take that back,
sheriff bwhat?
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You're kidding, right?
There must be evidence, motives.
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Ya know, I could help,
he's really good.
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He figured out who was
eating our tin cans.
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All signs
pointed to the goat.
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Yeah, yeah,
let the boy help.
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He's got a little brain
up in his head.
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Whoo! would you look
at what we got here!
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City boy thinks
he's gonna solve a mystery
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with his fancy computer phone!
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City Bo-oy!
City Bo-oy!
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You are adorable.
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Adorable?
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Ha ha ha!
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Look p.J.'S,
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how about you leave
the investigatin'
to the grown-ups?
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Radio:
attention, all units.
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Steve is going to fit an entire
cantaloupe in his mouth.
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Repeat, an entire cantaloupe.
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Let's move.!
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( Both laughing )
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That's it! Mabel, you and me
are going to find the jerk
who did this
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and get back that head!
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Then we'll see
who's adorable.
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( Sneezes )
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Aw. you sneeze
like a kitten.
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Wax Stan has lost his head,
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and it's up to us to find it.
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There were a lot of unhappy
customers at the unveiling.
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The murderer could
have been anyone.
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Yeah! even us!
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In this town,
anything is possible,
ghosts, zombies...
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Could be months before
we find our first clue.
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Hey, look, a clue!
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Footprints in
the shag carpet.
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That's weird.
They've got a hole in them.
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And they're leading to...
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( Gasps )
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So what do you think?
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In my opinion,
this is an ax.
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Wait a minute...
The lumberjack!
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Both: of course!
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In your face!
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He was furious when he
didn't get that free pizza.
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Furious enough
for murder!
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Oh, you mean manley Dan?
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He hangs out at this
crazy-intense biker joint
downtown.
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Then that's
where we're going.
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Dude, this is awesome.
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You two are like
the mystery twins.
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Don't call us that.
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Hey, gimme a hand
with this coffin,
will ya?
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I'm doing a memorial service
for wax Stan.
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Something small, but classy.
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Sorry, grunkle Stan,
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but we've got a big break
break in the case!
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We're heading into town
right now to interrogate
the murderer.
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We have an ax!
Ree! Ree! Ree!
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Seems like the kind of thing
a responsible parent
wouldn't want you doing.
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Good thing I'm an uncle.
Avenge me, kids!
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Avenge me!!!
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This is the place.
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Got the fake I.D.'S?
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Here goes nothing.
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Sorry, but we don't
serve minors.
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Dagnabbit!
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We're here to interrogate
manley Dan the lumberjack
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for the murder
of wax Stan.
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Deedle-eedle-eet.
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Works for me.
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00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:10,143
( Yelling, glass breaking )
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( Fighting noises )
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He's resting.
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00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:20,053
All right, let's just
try to blend in, okay?
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You got it,
dipping sauce.
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Hey, there, fellow
restaurant patron!
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Bap!
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00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,227
Grrrr!
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Aaaah!!!
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Manley Dan!
Just the guy
i wanted to see.
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Whepunchin' the clock.Ght?
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You were at work?
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00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:38,806
No, I was punchin' that clock!
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Ten o'clock.
The time of the murder.
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So I guess you've never
seen this before?
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Lhey, actually, I'm...
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I wouldn't pick my teeth
with that ax!
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It's left-handed.
I only use my right hand.
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The manly hand!
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Hit him!
Hit him!
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Hee hee hee!
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Left-handed...
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Both:
three, four, five, six.
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00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:06,166
Oh! your wife
is gonna be beautiful.
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00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,768
Yes!
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00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,803
Mabel, big break
in the case!
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00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,438
But will she love me?
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It's a left-handed ax.
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00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:14,875
These are all our suspects.
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00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,076
Manley Dan is right-handed.
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That means all we gotta do
is find our left-handed suspect
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and we'veoh, man! Killer.
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We are on fire today!
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00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,252
Pazow! pazow! Pazow!
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Let's find that murderer.
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( Whistles )
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00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:02,255
Mabel! there's only
one person left
on this list!
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Of course!
It all adds up.
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( Siren wailing )
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00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,997
You kids better
be right about this,
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00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,498
or you'll never
hear the end of it.
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00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,300
The evidence is
irrefutable.
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00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,302
It's so
irrefutable.
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00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,304
I'm gonna get to use
my night stick!
256
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,039
You ready,
little fella?
257
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,808
Whoo! whoo!
258
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:23,143
On three.
One, two...
259
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,012
Nobody move!
This is a raid!
260
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:28,015
What is this,
some kind of raid?
261
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,518
Toby determined,
you're under arrest
262
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:34,221
for the murder of the wax body
of grunkle Stan!
263
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,857
You have the right
to remain impressed
264
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,259
with our awesome
detective work.
265
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,061
Gobbling goose feathers!
266
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,529
I don't understand!
267
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,264
Then allow me to explain.
268
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,934
You were hoping
that grunkle Stan's
new attraction
269
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:50,103
would be the story that saved
your failing newspaper.
270
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:51,280
But when the show was a flop,
271
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:54,374
you decided to go out
and make your own headline.
272
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,044
But you were sloppy,
273
00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,578
and all the clues pointed to
274
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,348
a shabby-shoed reporter
who was caught left-handed!
275
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:04,918
Toby determined,
you're yesterday's news.
276
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,988
Boy, your little knees
must be sore
277
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:11,358
from jumping to conclusions!
278
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,826
Ha-cha-cha!
279
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,962
I had nothing to do
with that murder.
280
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:17,931
Huh? could you repeat...?
281
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:20,367
Then where were you
the night of the break-in?
282
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,969
Uh...
283
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,303
( Tape rewinding )
284
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,305
Finally we can be alone,
285
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:29,877
cardboard cut-out of
female news reporter
shandra jimenez!
286
00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:33,213
Yuck!
287
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:36,149
Time stamp confirms it.
Toby, you're off the hook,
288
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,385
you freak of hurray!
289
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:41,421
But... but it has to be him!
Check the ax for fingerprints.
290
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,191
No prints at all.
291
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,592
No prints?
292
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,394
Hey, I got
a headline for ya:
293
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:50,397
"City kids waste
everyone's time."
294
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:53,133
( All laugh )
295
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:57,270
Boy, I'd be pretty embarrassed
if I was you two!
296
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,412
Kids, Zeus,
297
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,280
lifeless wax figures,
298
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:08,882
thank you all for coming.
299
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:09,950
( Blows nose )
300
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:12,352
Some people might say
that it's wrong for a man
301
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,654
to love a wax replica
of himself.
302
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,389
Teasy, Zeus.G!
303
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:20,660
Wax Stan, I hope
you're pickin' pockets
in wax heaven.
304
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,296
I'm sorry, I got
glitter in my eye!
305
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,232
( Crying ) oh, dude!
306
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,234
Huh. those cops
were right about me.
307
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:31,038
Dipper, we've come so far.
We can't give up now.
308
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,273
But I considered everything...
309
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:36,309
The weapon, the motive,
the clues...
310
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:40,247
Huh. wax Stan's shoe
has a hole in it.
311
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,182
All the wax guys
have that.
312
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:45,252
It's where the pole thingie
attaches to their
stand dealies.
313
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,054
Wait a minute!
314
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:50,290
What has holes in its shoes
and no fingerprints?
315
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,459
Mabel! the murderers are...
316
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:55,462
Standing right
behind you?
317
00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,299
Wax Sherlock Holmes!
318
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,001
Wax Shakespeare!
319
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,403
What's up, homes?
320
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,006
Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.
321
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:09,409
Congratulations,
my two amateur sleuths.
322
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,478
You've unburied the truth!
323
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:14,948
And now we're
going to bury you.
324
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:21,288
( Bravo, Dipper pines! )
325
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:24,958
You've discovered
our little secret.
326
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,259
Applaud, everyone!
327
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,461
Applaud sarcastically!
328
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:30,230
Uh, no, that sounds
too Sincere.
329
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,999
Slow clap.
There we go.
330
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,500
Nice and condescending.
331
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:36,236
But how is this possible?
You're made of wax!
332
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,338
Are you... magic?
333
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:42,142
Are we magic?
She wants to know
if we're magic!
334
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,513
Cursed! cursed!
335
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:49,983
Cursed to come to life
whenever the moon is waxing.
336
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:54,321
Your uncle bought us
many years ago
at a garage sale.
337
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,523
A haunted garage sale,
son!
338
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:02,462
I must warn you,
these statues come
at a terrible price.
339
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,532
Twenty dollars?!
I'll just take 'em
when you're not looking.
340
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,300
I said I was
gonna Rob ya.
341
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:11,404
Sherlock:
and so the mystery shack
wax collection was born.
342
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:14,274
By day we would be
the playthings of man.
343
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:17,544
Coolio:
but when your uncle was asleep,
they would rule the night.
344
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:20,447
Hey. I told you to stmake me.
345
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,549
( Laughing )
346
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,018
Huh?
347
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:28,555
It was a charmed life
for us cursed beings.
348
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:35,295
That is, until your uncle
closed up shop.
349
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,578
We've been waiting ten years
to get our revenge on Stan
350
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:54,081
for locking us away.
351
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:59,052
But we got the wrong guy.
352
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:01,288
( Stan coughing, spitting )
353
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:05,058
So you were trying to
murder grunkle Stan for real?
354
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:08,828
You were right
all along, Dipper!
Wax people are creepy!
355
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:12,332
Enough! now that
you know our secret,
356
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,367
you must die.
357
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,837
( All growling )
358
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,606
What do we do?
What do we do?!
359
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,241
I don't know!
360
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,613
Aaaah!
361
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:31,084
That's it!
We can melt them with
hotty melty things!
362
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,488
Anyone move, and we'll
melt you into candles!
363
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,157
Decorative candles!
364
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,160
You really think
you can defeat us?
365
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:42,629
It's worth a shot,
I'm not really sure.
366
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,165
So be it. Attack!
367
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:47,534
Aaah!
368
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:49,569
Uhh! aaah!
369
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,106
Ohh! aaah!
370
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,643
Interview this,
Larry king!
371
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:59,312
My neck!
My beautiful neck!
372
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,414
Joke's on you, Groucho!
373
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:04,217
I've heard about
a cutting remark,
but this is ridiculous.
374
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,119
Hey, why is there
nothing in my hand?
375
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:08,121
( Roaring )
376
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:13,293
Ha! genghis Khan,
you fell harder than the...
377
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:16,129
Ah, I don't know,
Jin dynasty?
378
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:17,297
Yeah. all right.
379
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,267
Ow! ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
380
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,636
Wdipper, watch out!?
381
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,175
All right, let's
get this taken care of.
382
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:31,678
Catch!
383
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:39,686
Uh... uh...
384
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:42,155
Once your family
is out of the way,
385
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:44,524
we'll rule the night
once again!
386
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,294
Don't count on it!
387
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:51,231
Come back here,
you brat!
388
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:56,135
Uh... oh...
389
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,709
You really think
you can outwit me, boy?
390
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,312
I'm Sherlock bleeding Holmes!
391
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,647
Have you seen
my magnifying glass?!
392
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,249
It's enormous!
393
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:10,750
Oohh!
394
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:19,958
( Sigh of relief )
395
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,231
Any last words?
396
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,733
Um...
you got any sun screen?
397
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:29,702
Got any... what?!
398
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,738
( Gasps )
399
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,374
You know, letting me
lead you outside,
400
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,276
probably not your
sharpest decision.
401
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:39,446
Outsmarted by a child
in short pants!
402
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,481
Noooo!
403
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,950
Fiddlesticks!
humbugs!
404
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,553
It's a total
kerfuffle!
405
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:47,954
What a hullaballoo!
406
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:49,989
Case closed.
407
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,991
( Sneezes )
408
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,627
Ha ha ha!
You sneeze like a kitten.
409
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,963
Those policemen were right,
you're adorable.
410
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,765
Adorable!!!
411
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,001
Eww.
412
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,637
* though our group
been cleft in twain *
413
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:07,340
* man of wax
shall rise again! *
414
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,442
you know uh... imericks?
415
00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:11,744
There once was
a dude from Kentucky...
416
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,346
Aaah!
417
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,282
Dipper! you're okay!
418
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,450
You solved the mystery
after all.
419
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:19,652
I couldn't have done it
without my sidekick.
420
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:22,021
No offense, Dipper,
but you're the sidekick.
421
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,524
What? says who?
Are people saying that?
Have you heard that?
422
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,359
Hot Belgian waffles!
423
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:29,262
What happened
to my parlor?!
424
00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:31,264
Your wax figures
turned out to be evil,
425
00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:32,732
so we fought them
to the death!
426
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,301
I decapitated
Larry king.
427
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:37,504
Ha ha! You kids
and your imaginations.
428
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:40,507
On the bright side, though,
look what we found.
429
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:41,808
My head! Ha ha!
430
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,776
I missed this guy.
431
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:44,644
You done good, kids!
432
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:47,380
Line up for some
affectionate noogying.
433
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,658
I'm not so sure about that.
Is there any other alternative?
434
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:52,485
Ha ha! Noogy, noogy, noogy!
435
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:54,454
( Siren wails )
436
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,055
Solve the case yet, boy?
437
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,291
I'm so confident
you're gonna say no
438
00:20:58,325 --> 00:21:01,761
that I'm gonna take
a long, slow sip from
my cup of coffee.
439
00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:05,798
Actually,
the answer is yes.
440
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,035
Aaaaah!
441
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:10,069
Ow!
442
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,671
Aah!
443
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:14,374
It burmy eyes! Urns!
444
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,843
( All laughing )
445
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:19,312
( Crash )scalded!
446
00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:21,714
So, did you get rid
of all the wax figures?
447
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:24,317
I am 99% sure that I did.
448
00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:25,785
Good enough for me.
449
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,458
Ha ha ha ha!
450
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,326
Huh?
451
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:36,329
So, you're a rat.
Tell me about that.
452
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,097
Hey! get back here!
453
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,499
I'm hopping!
454
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:42,869
I'm hopping after a rat
that stole my ear!
455
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:45,672
Hmm. hey, Dipper,
456
00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:46,873
what do you think is better,
457
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:49,742
sequins or llama hair?
458
00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:51,110
The llama hair.
459
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:54,347
Llamas are nature's
greatest warriors.
460
00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:57,750
Thanks, Dipper!
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