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Honey, remember last week when you were
thinking about getting a new bike?
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I have something for you out back.
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Oh, you're the best.
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I casually mentioned something about a
mountain bike. Can you run out and buy
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this?
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It's a tandem bike.
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They still make these?
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Yep. And here's the best part. It has a
caboose for Sammy.
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Now he can ride as a family.
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People are going to laugh at us.
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No one's going to laugh at us.
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Here, put this on.
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Kim, we look stupid in these things.
Well, yeah, now we do. But later on,
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decorate them with stickers and make
them look cool.
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Hey, what's this?
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Guys, will you please tell Kim we're
going to look ridiculous riding around
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neighborhood with our giant alien heads
on this big, shiny geek train?
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He's afraid people are going to make fun
of him.
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Greg, we're not in high school anymore.
Come on, nobody's going to make fun of
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you. Yeah, and people are going to see a
happy family having fun.
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See? Oh, I'm going to go get the video
camera and wake up Sammy. No.
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Oh, Jimmy, will you tape our maiden
voyage?
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I'd love to.
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Have Greg on tape looking like a big
Martian -headed dork.
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Nice helmet, Kazoo.
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What's that for, when people throw rocks
at you? No one's going to throw rocks
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at me.
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about germ germ please i'm just happy
he's eating fruit
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kim
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the mailman's here the mailman
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well i knew it was you the mailman has
smaller hands come on you know you dig
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give me a little loving huh will you
stop it Kim, will you stop watching, you
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pervert?
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Um, isn't SportsCenter on? Yeah, nice
try.
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SportsCenter is an on -tilt.
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Now, if it weren't for ESPN and the
pill, I think I'd have nine kids by now.
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Hey, um, after you had kids, how long
would you say it took you guys to
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get back into your normal routine?
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Well, before we had kids, our normal
routine was getting drunk and making fun
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our friends who had kids, so I'm not
sure I know what you mean.
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I meant sex.
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How long was it before you guys were,
you know, having sex as much as you did
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before the kids?
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Never.
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Never? Well, no.
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I mean, I don't think we could ever have
as much sex as we had before.
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I don't think Pamela Anderson and Tommy
Lee had as much sex as we had before.
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Of course, their video looked a lot
better than ours.
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Okay.
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Are you guys not doing it?
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No, we're doing it.
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It's just not as often as before.
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Say we used to have sex X times a week.
Now we're having sex like half X.
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Or on a good week, half X plus one.
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Kim, is this a sexual problem or a math
problem?
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Forget it.
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Look, honey, when you have kids, there's
some things in your life that change.
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It's natural.
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You know, and after a while, your kids
stop needing you as much, and then
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have more time for each other.
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You're right.
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Isn't it funny how that now that we're
adults, you're the one who's always
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giving me the good advice?
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Hey, I gave you good advice when we were
growing up, too.
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You told me that all the cool kids
weren't wearing anything under their
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graduation.
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It was a joke. I didn't know it was
going to be windy.
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You made the yearbook, right?
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Hey, sweetheart, I'm home.
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Hi, pumpkin.
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I'm in here making dinner.
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You know, I'm starting to notice every
time I come home, you're on the couch in
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that exact same spot.
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You're like a stain.
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Laker game's on tonight. You gonna
watch? I don't think I can. I was almost
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the door at work when my boss ran after
me and gave me this. It's gonna keep me
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busy all night.
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That sucks.
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I know. Here I was looking forward to
watching the game and he has to give me
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two Laker tickets.
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Wow. Your boss must love you. He should.
I've been making him look good since I
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got there. It's about time I got a few
perks.
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I wish I got perks like that. Well,
there's one thing you gotta have before
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get perks.
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A job.
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Okay, all right, sure. Make your jokes.
Big, lazy Jimmy laying around your house
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all day while you're at work saving your
boss's ass. But at the end of the day,
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we're both going to the Laker game. Oh,
slow down, cowboy. I haven't decided who
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I'm taking yet. What?
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Well, I have to ask him first. I'm sure
she'll say no, and then you can come.
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Honey, my boss gave me his Laker tickets
for tonight. You don't want to go, do
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you? Well, we can't go. We're going to
the theater tonight.
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What?
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Greg, you asked me to get these tickets.
I hired a sitter. Everything's all set.
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Oh, right.
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Jeez. What are you going to do with
those Laker tickets?
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Here.
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Oh, hey, cheer up. Maybe you'll have
fun.
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I doubt it. It's kind of a woman's play.
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Oh, come on. Why is it a woman's play?
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It's called the vagina monologues.
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You wanted to see the vagina monologues?
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I thought it was something else.
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You know what? I wanted to see that.
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Well, go instead of me. I mean, if Kim
doesn't mind.
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No, I guess not. Great. Hey, Jimmy,
we're back on.
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Whoa, slow down, cowboy. I haven't
decided who I'm taking yet.
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Man, that was a great game. Shaq was
amazing.
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Yeah, he better be.
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You know, I read an article in Sports
Illustrated that said if you broke down
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his salary to actual playing time in a
game, he makes more in a minute than I
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did all year.
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Wow.
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It's because he works more in a minute
than you have all year.
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Jeez, this traffic is a mess. It's going
to be backed up all the way to the
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freeway. Yeah, it looks like we're going
to be stuck here for a while.
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Hey, look at that. There's a strip club
right up there.
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Where? Can't you see? It's up past the
gas station, right behind that
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That is amazing. You can spot a strip
club a mile away, but put a check in
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of you at a restaurant, you turn into
Mr. Magoo.
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Come on, man. Nobody's moving. Let's go
in for like 20 minutes. I don't know.
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Why? Because I'm married. I wouldn't
feel comfortable there.
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Besides, this place is a rip -off. I
went to one for my buddy's bachelor
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They charged me like $10 for a water.
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Yeah, that's because it's magic water.
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You see, if you pour it in a glass and
hold it up, when you look through it,
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can see naked women.
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I don't feel right about it. Besides,
those places always filled with a bunch
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creepy guys. Well, exactly.
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And those girls, they got to dance in
front of them every night.
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Don't you think it'd be nice if they
went in and were able to perform for a
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couple of respectable guys like us?
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That might be kind of a treat for them.
Now you're talking. Okay, come on. Let's
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go in there, show them what a little
class looks like.
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And not only that, you come inside, I'll
show you how to fold a dollar bill so
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it looks like a ten.
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You think I widened the pillow?
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I don't know.
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Slight pass.
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Morning.
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Good morning to you.
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Good night, slave.
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Not particularly.
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You? No.
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Oh, that glass is dirty.
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Who am I?
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That, um, little problem we were talking
about the other day? Yeah.
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Solved?
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A couple of times.
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I gotta tell you, it was amazing.
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Greg was so passionate. I mean, he
actually woke me up and ripped off my
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nightgown.
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Felt so naughty.
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Jimmy was a little rambunctious himself.
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Wow, Jimmy too, huh?
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Oh, yeah.
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He's always like that after he comes
home from the strip club.
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What? What, Greg didn't tell you they
went to a strip club?
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Hey, Christine.
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Morning, firecracker.
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That was some night last night, huh?
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Oh, yeah.
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I can't stop thinking about it.
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All that passion.
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All that screaming.
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I know. I hope I didn't scare Sammy.
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I was thinking that maybe tonight we
could have a repeat performance.
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Really? Oh, yeah.
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I was even thinking that maybe I could
do something kind of special.
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You know, get a little...
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Freaky.
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Well, I'm listening.
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I just thought it might be fun if I got
all dressed up. Uh -huh.
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Maybe do a little dance.
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Wow. Yeah, that would, wow.
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You like that?
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Oh, yeah.
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Then maybe I could put on some music and
slowly take off my clothes and
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then shake my hooters in front of your
face while you dig into your pocket and
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throw dollar bills. Jimmy, you pig!
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What? What?
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What are you talking about?
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Well, that's what you like, isn't it?
Isn't that what went on at your little
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strip club last night?
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay, wait.
Wait.
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You wait.
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Jimmy wanted to... He said that... We
were stuck in traffic.
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Oh, there was traffic.
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I see.
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I forgot that when we said our wedding
vows, we promised to love and honor each
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other, except, of course, if there was
traffic.
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killed time. It was the only thing that
was open.
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You know, if there would have been a pet
store there, I'd have come home with a
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puppy.
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If you thought there was nothing wrong
with it, why didn't you tell me where
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went? Why would you keep this from me?
What were you afraid of?
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Should I get you a mirror?
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Hey, there's a yard sale down the street
if anyone needs shoes.
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Hey, thanks a lot for telling Kim we
went to a strip club, Jimmy. Well, I
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tell Kim anything.
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What? Christine told me.
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You told your wife we went to a strip
club?
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Hey, look, Greg, I happen to be honest
with my wife, okay? We don't keep
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from each other. So, you know, if we go
to a strip club and have a couple table
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dances, I'm going to tell her.
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What the hell is a table dance?
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Jimmy, why don't you come in here and
give them some privacy?
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They'll hear everything. It's just not
as awkward.
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Well, this is just great.
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You know, what I thought was a wonderful
romantic...
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evening last night is ruined.
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Look, Kim, I don't know what you're so
upset about. You got what you wanted.
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What are you talking about? Well, your
problem is fixed.
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What problem?
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That you guys weren't, you know, having
enough sex.
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You discussed our sex life with Jimmy.
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No, I discussed our sex life with
Christine. I didn't know she was going
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Jimmy.
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We have to talk about something in the
guest house. There's no TV.
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Jim, I can't believe this. If you're
having trouble with our sex life, why
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aren't you talking to me about it?
Because it's embarrassing.
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And this isn't?
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Why haven't you been having sex lately?
Shut up!
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Apparently, we haven't been having sex
because he hasn't been under the
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influence of G -strings, cheap perfume,
and big fake boobs.
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Well, at least I don't tell everyone in
my family about our sex life. And don't
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think my Uncle Doug doesn't ask.
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Will you relax? It's not that
embarrassing.
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What do you know? You guys have sex all
the time. What else are we going to do?
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We don't have enough money to go out.
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We live in a guest house with no TV.
Truth is, it's either have sex or stare
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the wall.
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Sometimes it's both.
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disappointed when the other mothers
don't get naked and climb around on the
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fireman's pole while someone cranks the
Motley Crue song.
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How come it's no big deal to your wife
that we went to a strip club?
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I don't know. I guess she doesn't feel
threatened.
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That's just ridiculous.
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Kim knows I love her more than anything
in the whole world. She's my life.
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Every breath I take. Okay, Sping, I got
it.
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So what are you going to do?
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I don't know. I guess I'll let her cool
off a while and try to talk to her about
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it. I wouldn't.
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Wouldn't what?
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Women don't want to hear men talk.
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They always say they want to talk. Yes,
they want to talk. They want us to
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listen.
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When they're mad at us, they want to see
action.
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I guess I could vacuum or something.
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That's not going to solve anything.
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Look, look.
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Kim was worried that you guys weren't
having enough sex lately, right?
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Right. But she was happy last night,
right?
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Yeah. She was happy a few times.
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I know. Christine told me.
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Look, anyway, so she was mad because she
thought the only reason you jumped on
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her was because you went to the strip
club. You gotta fix that.
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I know.
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So tonight, man, just do the same thing,
only this time she'll think it's
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because of her and not the strip club.
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Makes sense.
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I mean, it shouldn't be easy, man. Kim's
a very attractive woman.
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You're right. I mean, she's beautiful.
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I know.
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She's got an amazing potty. I mean, just
picture that.
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Tight, round.
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Jimmy, Jimmy. Sorry.
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Sorry. Christine?
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I got Sammy to sleep.
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Good. And I cleaned up the kitchen a
little.
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Paid a few bills. Talked to my mom on
the phone. You know, just a bunch of
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boring stuff. Nothing exciting.
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What the hell are you doing? I can't
help myself, you beautiful.
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Get off.
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Me? I'm still upset.
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Kim, I said I was sorry that I went to
the strip club. I don't care about that.
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You don't? No.
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It just bothers me that that's the only
reason we had such a great night last
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night. I don't want to think that you
needed these strippers to get in the
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I'd like to think that you'd want to
attack me for no reason.
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Stop it!
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Well, what do you want me to do?
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I want you to talk to me about this.
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Why don't we... Why don't we have sex as
much as we used to?
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Because you don't want to.
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What? Come on, I initiate sex all the
time. You're never interested.
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Like when?
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I don't know, like every night last
week.
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Hey, how much more are you going to read
tonight?
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Hey, you still awake?
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Hey, what the hell are you doing in
there?
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Hey.
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Hey.
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So, you want to?
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You wanna?
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Forgive me if that didn't exactly set me
on fire.
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Well, I don't know what to say,
especially when you're not in the mood.
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one thing when I was single to be
rejected by a stranger, but to be shot
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your own wife, it's not like I can just
pretend you're a lesbian.
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Well, I don't like being rejected
either.
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When have I ever rejected you? Two
nights ago.
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I was throwing you all kinds of signals
and you totally shot me down.
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What's the matter with your feet?
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Well, how was I supposed to know?
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I was doing my sexy walk.
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I'm sorry. I thought your planner's work
grew back.
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I'm not a mind reader. At least I said
you wanna.
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How come we never seem to be in the mood
at the same time?
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Look, with Sammy and work and
everything, there's just a lot of stuff
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We need to work harder to get each other
in the mood.
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That's all.
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Deal.
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So, say I'm looking for a little loving.
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How do I make that happen?
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Well, you could bring me flowers.
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You know how much I like to get flowers.
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That's so cliche. All the guys are
getting flowers.
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All the guys are getting sex.
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You like roses?
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So what about you?
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What should I do if you're not in the
mood?
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Sometimes you just kind of got to make
things happen, you know?
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Grab the bull by the horn.
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What do you mean?
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I don't think I can be any clearer. Grab
the bull by the horn.
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What am I supposed to do? Attack you?
You could. Or, I don't know, you could
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maybe be a little naughty.
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You mean like talking dirty?
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Well, I don't know. You have to go as
far as... I can talk dirty.
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Really?
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Heck yeah.
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See, this is great. This is the way it's
supposed to be. We had a problem, we
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discussed it, and now we know how to
make things better.
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So, you wanna?
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I don't know.
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I'm not sure I'm in the mood yet.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, listen to this.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Oh, my. Oh, no.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Too much? A little.
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You ready?
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